The Golden Hour - People Say I Look Like Megan Fox | The Golden Hour #101 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

The guys share Halloween costume stories, Chris' review of the "From" TV series, Erik's review of 90 Day Fiance', reviews of The Joker 2 being negative, bad sequels, Kevin being asked to be on the TV ...show Love is Blind, the guys do a grip strength test and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Manscaped - Get 20% off + free shipping with the code GOLDEN at https://www.manscaped.com/ Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/goldenhour

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour
Starting point is 00:00:35 You know what's worse than couples costumes is family costumes I only like couples costumes No just wait, where are these? I only like couples costumes and family costumes when it's not Halloween I think you should dress alike in your family day to day No that's stupid I'll do it Wait, wait, just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Bro. And when Basti was baby Yoda, it shut the block down. It shut the street down. You sound like this dude on one of those competitive blocks with the Christmas lights and the... Oh yeah. Or Griswold. We... I told my... I told... So Calvin wants to be a policeman, like a, you know, and I told Calvin, I said, interesting, I'm gonna be pants for Halloween.
Starting point is 00:01:33 I thought it would make him laugh. Like he said, what are you gonna be for Halloween? I said pants and he laughed. And then, but he laughed like, come on. Well, he was like, well, that's not a costume. Like what the, you know, and then, and then he came home from school and he was like I told the teacher that you're gonna be pants for Halloween I'm like, oh no My dad's a
Starting point is 00:01:57 But yeah, so what are you gonna be for I mean, I guess we're doing a Halloween episode yeah, yeah we will do on Yeah, okay, right. Oh, yeah, it's my favorite. It's my favorite holiday. Our house is all decorated. Yeah, I I don't I don't I personally don't like Halloween. I love it because of my kids Yeah, but I before that did you like it love it cuz the whole watch a horror movie every night Yeah, but you just do that anyway. Yeah, it's weird. If you do that year-round. Yeah, it's psychopath Oh, that's what I do. Me too. It's like having turkey in like June. You don't do that anyway. Yeah, but it's weird. If you do that, you're around here a psychopath. Oh, that's what I do. Me too. It's like having turkey in June.
Starting point is 00:02:27 You don't do that. Yeah, yeah, facts. So you should be pants, because you hold the pants up here, right? Yeah. And then you open it, and your nose will be a huge cock. Cock, yeah, I like that. Flying out of the, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:02:38 Yeah, I know what you mean. Just like, just a huge. He's like, no, I know what you mean. Yeah, he's all good. Just like, just like, whew. He's all, nah, I get it. I sneeze and cum my pants. Ew. Ew, dude. So yeah, speaking of horror kind of shows and movies and stuff, I started watching this show from.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Have you heard about this show? Just from? That's what it's called, bro. Put a little effort into it. I know, I talked about it at length on my podcast, so I just wanna know, honestly, do you guys like the show, like, or not? Because people are like, it's so awesome,
Starting point is 00:03:16 and then some people are like, it makes no sense, so just drop it in the comments, that's it. Dude, I heard Joker, and now, Casey Winsaw it, but I've never seen more negative reviews since my special. It makes it. Wait I don't know if it was that bad. The Joker 2? The Joker 2 is so bad. By the way that's excellent self-awareness what I think what I think about this is it seems like a it seems like a pile on it seems like it can't be that bad no I haven't seen it but wow I thought you'd be open I was
Starting point is 00:04:00 in Virginia I was gonna go but it was like my anyway I was tired anyway look the guy Todd Phillips You know, he's already come out and he said like, you know, you know, I I'm done with the DC Universe and in my mind I was like, yeah, we you didn't decide that Yeah, I mean the people decided that but I think that he didn't want to do a sequel Oh, he didn't want to do a sequel but there was so want to do a sequel, but there was so much money. There was a billion dollars. Yeah, I get it.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Sure. So he made so much money. But why fuck it up and do a music, like a weird thing? I don't. Because the Joker he did is unbelievable. Oh, no. I loved that. Todd and Brian are close.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Love Todd. Todd Phillips is awesome. Good dude. I don't think he wanted to do it. Joker, that movie was awesome, the first one. So good. It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. And that's fine if he didn first one. So good, so good. It was awesome, dude, it was awesome.
Starting point is 00:04:45 And that's fine if he didn't wanna do it, but it still doesn't equate to how bad people are saying it is. I get, look, when I heard it was a musical, I wasn't like, what? I went like this, oh. Because Todd Phillips is really good. He makes a strong choice, exactly.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I was like, all right, Lady Gaga's in, I was like, oh, all right. I like her. But I heard that it's already, they didn't write music for it, which is a little like, oh, so there's just popular songs from I heard the 70s and 80s in it, and they just break in. OK, sounds like I'm going to like it. But also, it's kind of weird, because they
Starting point is 00:05:18 have to fit them into the story then. Casey, give us, you're the only one, are you the only one, is Casey the only one who has seen it? Kev, have you seen it? Wow. It looked awesome, it looked amazing. Okay. It starts and you're like, oh, this is Joker one,
Starting point is 00:05:33 like he's walking down in the cells, and he's all skinny and he sees his spine and his bones, and then all of a sudden music numbers start, and it's like you're watching a Disney movie. There were six times where me and Jess looked at each other and just rolled our eyes almost left it was Whoa, there's nothing there's nothing like it looks amazing. Yeah, you say that one Here so yeah, I buy a buy buy a photo
Starting point is 00:05:56 Hot chick with an STD Just wrap up, you know? Yeah, we'll figure it out. Nockin'. Uh. There's stuff you can take. Um, it's, like, there's no good? Yeah, no. Nothing?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Like, when you say musical, like. We already know it looked good. Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha ha. Hey, Saul. There's a big scene towards the end that's awesome, and I'm like, start the movie right do that. Okay. Yeah Yeah, all did you see Tim Dillon in it? Yeah, is he good? Yeah, he's cool big part. Not a huge part
Starting point is 00:06:33 Does he sing the hilarious post by him? Just a slideshow of all. Oh, yeah, really excited to be part of something so special I don't know weird, huh? Well, I it's like don't know, weird, huh? It's like they're trolling us, huh? Well, they're calling it Woker. No, no, but this is Woker. Oh, is it Woke? It's not not.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Oh, OK. Well, it was like the Woke red flag. It's Hollywood. It's just a bad movie. He swung and he missed. Right, right, right. He doesn't miss, though. Something's going on here.
Starting point is 00:07:02 No, I mean, dude. Everybody misses. Everybody misses. But this bad on the big See if you're a great if you're a great filmmaker you have some misses because you have to get this level though I think that's like choking in the world. No, no, no, no, no, it's joker It's because I could ride it. No, it's because it's on this level why it's such a big miss, right? Right, right Right. Yes, because if it was like some little indie film,
Starting point is 00:07:25 those are the ones you like. Yeah, but there's the indie film, and you go, oh wow, that was really great. But then once you get, now there's like expectations. Yeah, but there's misses, and then there's like, bro. I mean, you're on the same ballpark. When's the last time a movie ate shit that hard after like Joker? Joker it was?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Morbius really Morbius Yeah, I mean it's not even comparable the Joker though, but why not it missed like that sequel like a big-time sequel I Don't know isn't Dumb number two different though right because they were 40 years older no, I don't even think it was them, right? No, they were in it. It was? Oh, they made a second one? There was one that was like the younger version,
Starting point is 00:08:09 but then there was a one that was both of the same. Dumb and Dumber was different actors. Some of the, like, Star Wars, I don't know. Do you know that world? Some of those second ones bad? Anyway, I want to see it, but I don't know. I thought that movie was so good, the first one, so it's weird.
Starting point is 00:08:28 No, I thought it was, I did not think it was, I thought it was beyond good. Me too. Yeah. Fantastic. I went to Dumb and Dumber Two while I was living in my car my first couple months in LA by myself at a second-run movie theater, and it was so bad and it was so depressing,
Starting point is 00:08:43 and I almost drove home that day but you spent all your money on the ticket you were home yeah this is i was just went home to my car just went home yeah so the option was drive back to where it's really cold or stay here but it was like things got better options were eat lunch that day or see dumb and dumb or two it was bad huh i went to someone's family christmas later that day or see Dumb and Dumber too. It was bad, huh? I went to someone's family Christmas later that day, just shut up. No, I am filled up. Sometimes, again, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:10 I like when musicians do this too. So you have a person that has like a style, all their albums are in that same style, right? Then you might have somebody who like, they did this, and then they come out, the next album is like a techno album or something You might go what is this but that's them Create our well, they should just do what they want if it's art like but but I feel like the movies
Starting point is 00:09:33 When was that when was that discussion? Yeah, they should give me my fucking Joker to I don't properly. I don't subscribe proper daddy He that's like making good fellow. You know what though or skeezy. There's a fucking musical the second one I got I call that's the fucking porno guy. I always struggle with his name. I call mr. Martin, mr. Martin, mr. Martin so sir scasey So, Scorcezy. Scorcezy. Scorcelezy. If you wanna watch another Joker movie, watch any of the other 900 Joker movies. No, bitch, you owe me the second one. No, he did it, he made it great.
Starting point is 00:10:15 He can do what he wants. No, he can't though, because he owes it to the band. Can I nerd out for a second here, please? Nah, I don't like that shit. I'm nerding for a second. Excuse me, gentlemen. Pardon me. First of all, they shouldn't have made a sequel to this movie in the first place
Starting point is 00:10:27 That's what I'm saying the fact that you even getting one. Yeah, but I guess some Hollywood hoes. No wait what that's not Hollywood Yeah, sorry, man. I'm saying this they shouldn't have made a sequel. Okay, the Joker in this movie's 50. I Like Bruce Wayne is 11 in this movie. Well, yeah I like Bruce Wayne is 11 in this movie. Well, yeah If he's 50 and Bruce Wayne's 11 by the time he becomes Batman seven fucking bad This joke is gonna be like I'm coming to get you No, no, no, they shouldn't have made a sequel. It didn't it wouldn't have made sense 21. Yeah They've said it's not part of the same universe though. Yeah. But that's ridiculous. Well, look, dude. You know what, dude?
Starting point is 00:11:06 Joaquin Phoenix could have had a son, and he's the next Joker, and he fights Batman, dude. I'd rather you have that in your head than you make some nonsense. Have that in your head? Yeah. It's OK to have like, we don't know where it's going to go. Here's why you can't do this, is because the studio that
Starting point is 00:11:19 provided all the money, the funding, you got to give the fans what they want in the studio. And that's why, notice, there wasn't a ton of marketing around this. The studio went, oh shit. That's what happened. Just that last joker, there was marketing everywhere. Top Phillips, he went like this,
Starting point is 00:11:36 he showed it to the marketing and everybody, then the lights came on and he went like this. Yeah, told you I didn't wanna do it. But what would you think the meeting he's thinking about, what are we going to do for the next one? And who was the person that was like, musical? I don't know. Him?
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. I would love to know like, There's more to that story. How they came up with that. Because that is so off the beaten path, man. Kind of, except for if you think about it as, dude, it's still like a comic book guy and like musical is really not that far from that It's that means I'm with you Chris. Yeah. Yeah, that means it was just
Starting point is 00:12:14 Terrible. What do you mean? Why they didn't do it good? Oh, yeah. No, that's all. Yeah. No, I think they could have done it good Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah, it could have been like have been like, wow, this is what the conversation could have been. You know, I'm not really into musicals, but this was great. Yeah, yeah, of course. And it just didn't, you know. Little Shop of Whores. I love musicals.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Me too. Do you? Yeah, yeah. What's your favorite musical? Go. My favorite one? Little Shop of Whores. Yeah, Little Shop of Whores is my favorite, probably.
Starting point is 00:12:38 The funniest one was The Book of Mormon, though. I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't believe it. Oh, you're talking about, so you're not talking about a movie. No, no, no, no, no, no, live. Oh, La La Land. There you go. No, live.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I'm saying going to the. I like going, but La La Land's on just breath. My favorite is Wicked. Oh, Wicked was great. That's a great show. Ah! I think they're making that a movie. Yeah, they are.
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Starting point is 00:14:47 Let's find out her origin story. I like that kind of stuff. I like that kind of stuff. Me too. Me too. Do a deep dive on that. Yeah. We should do that for Golden Hour.
Starting point is 00:14:55 But that's what the Joker is. Yeah, for all three of us. Yeah. And yours is a musical. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:03 You just get the Rockettes and they're just like, why singular sensation? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You just get the Rockettes and they're just like, why singular sensation? Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's good. That's a bummer about Joker. I could use a good fucking movie, man. They just, you know what?
Starting point is 00:15:17 I'm done with like Netflix just canceled a show I thought was great. What? Chaos. They just canceled it. They're not doing a second season. You know, I heard it. I think it's, I haven't seen it. I have no idea. I haven't heard anything about except for what you said I think it's bad. Oh, you know what I meant to touch you. I meant to touch you watch it It's a bit. I know you good you fuck with love is blind. I haven't seen this It's good. No, your chairs too creaky. No, listen all of ours are
Starting point is 00:15:44 We need oil 90 day fiancee the other know the Before the 90 day this season is absolutely crazy. Let me just let me just go down listen Yeah, there's a blind. There's a there's a blind guy a black blind guy and a white girl to love chickens. They're a couple Okay, there's a there's an autistic black dude. I'm in. OK. So he like, OK, just autistic black dude. So it's like a melting pot.
Starting point is 00:16:12 And going to Ghana, OK? There's another girl who comes to see her boyfriend for the first time, and she brings her ex-boyfriend with her, OK? So they're at the airport, and she's like, look, you just don't go. People need to be the first to go. OK's that like dude whoever whoever put that cast together should write the next Joker there's a transgender girl I'm in the guy comes
Starting point is 00:16:34 like the guy this so the guy comes and he's got an STD he's just saying it on TV yeah yeah because It must be bad. Because he's going to meet his girl for the first time and they can't have sex because he has gonorrhea. They can't have butt sex. So then, you know, it's like this. Which one's the trans? The one on the right.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The one on the right. The far right? No, no, no, that's not her. The middle. Whoops. Then the guy on the left, the guy on the left is an ex-drug dealer who is now paralyzed from the waist down.
Starting point is 00:17:08 That's actually Brian Callan. Dude, I'm trying to tell you, this season is spectacular. Was this the Avengers or the fucking idiots? So the one on the right, this girl's 41. She gets out of an abusive, controlling relationship to get with this guy who lives in the Middle East. Like he's gonna be like, yeah babe, do what you want. Hey, which one's the trans? Oh, I'm glad you're here.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Cover it up, bitch. No, no, no. The trans isn't on there? If you see the whole cast, you'll know which one the trans is. That's Brian Callan in the middle, Eric Griffin, and on the right, Brendan Schaub. That doesn't mean Brian. It does. The middle one's Kevin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Brian Callan in the middle of Eric Griffin and on the right Brendan Shaw
Starting point is 00:17:55 Which one had gonorrhea It's none of these people Dude this the Avengers of 90-day Fiance, this is put together fucking mute. I think it's a real travesty when a black guy wears a pink shirt. I Think it looks good with their complexion. Yeah, no black guys could wear anything. It's worse It is weird like real white guys. Well, that's that's bad. Yeah, get you over come on Wait, but go to the guy for the cast. Oh, they might be able to see all the people Let's see, I don't like these shows. I don't. I get why people like them. It's kind of a waste of your life, but it's. Yeah, exactly. It feels like such. I know, but I get that from, but I get that from like watching from like this is just.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Okay. That's the blind guy. And that was just why girl loves chicken. That guy's blind. And then his sister loves chicken do you mean loves chickens? She has a chicken as a pet. Like chimpanzee? And then the sister took her to the market to buy a chicken and kill it. And so she's furious. Okay. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:18:55 This is the guy. That's Brian Callan. That's Brian Callan. He was a drug dealer and got into a bad act. Got shot or something so he lost his feeling. Next. Ha ha ha ha. That's the-
Starting point is 00:19:08 Stuck there, conjoined twins. That's- Ha ha ha ha. I wouldn't be surprised if they had, that's the, yeah, that, that, that, that, the, but go to the next one. I want you to see- They're conjoined twins as well, so they have a lot of conjoined twins on this show.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Is that the trans on the right? No, no, no, no, keep going. That one, that couple's not one of the fun couples. Neither one is this one. He's too short. Yeah. Bozo? Keep going.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Are they brothers or sisters? This is the one that brought her boyfriend. Oh, god. Of course she did. Oh, wow. She brought her ex-boyfriend. They're conjunct twins. That's the autistic kid.
Starting point is 00:19:37 They're conjunct twins. He's autistic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Love on the spectrum. That's obvious. Oh, man. They didn't even show it on the couples. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Just type in trans. 98 Fiance? These two? No, no. That's not me either. It's an Asian. What? Oh, so.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Chin's pissed. So she looks hot then. A majority of the. Yeah. A majority of Asians are trans. But more Thai. Because from the back, you can't tell. It's more Thai.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Lady boys. Thai. That's still Asian. Japanese don't fuck with that. They'll kill you. Wow. That's a lot, but yeah, that's true. But anyways, this is like a real.
Starting point is 00:20:16 The point is, you guys should check out Love is Blind. Is that the? Yeah, I don't watch. I don't like that one. That's the one where you're like, they're on the other. You can't see. Kevin, right out for it. one. Okay, I'm one where you like there on the other like you can't Yeah, okay, that's right out for it. So Kevin someone hit him up for love is blind Cal dude every season I go. God. I wish I knew somebody on this show you have to go on
Starting point is 00:20:36 Dude you're about to find love It's for Columbus. I don't live there anymore. So I don't like how does it work? I can't you can still go out there What the fuck it's like six weeks. That's what I'm saying. It's fake. No, it's six weeks to find your wife, dude Yeah, you're missing the point here. Why is why are they doing? Love is blind Columbus, Ohio? They do it in Dallas They do they do yeah, Atlanta, Chicago Columbus that's what I was thinking. That's what I'm saying like New York I get Ohio's I mean, you know, but we just have to come up, he goes on the show and then we come up with questions that you would ask to find out if the person's fat.
Starting point is 00:21:13 One guy said on a season. I remember this guy, but I mean he didn't ask the right question. He said, if we were at a concert, could I lift you up over my head? Because before that she goes, and he goes, she goes, what do you like to do? He goes, I love to work out, I work out every day. He goes, do you work out? She goes, no, I hate to sweat. So if we had a concert, could I lift you above my head?
Starting point is 00:21:34 Oh, God, that's funny. Follow-up question. So follow-up question. The follow-up fat question? Yeah. So the chicks aren't hot on that show? No, no, no. Some of them are.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Some of them are. There was one that didn't get picked. You're like, brr, brr. Yeah, that guy's low. The most famous one is the girl that was like, people say I look like Megan Fox. Oh, I know. I felt bad for her.
Starting point is 00:21:53 No, no. You know what? You know what? I don't feel bad for her because that's catfishing. Because. No, don't. Here's the thing. People have told her that.
Starting point is 00:22:03 No, no, no, no. People say. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no No, no, no, no, no, no, no If you're if you see her if you're if she's standing right here And you were at a coffee shop and you're and she says I am sometimes if she says that then you could go Okay, I can see it right all right. Yeah, you both have wait a minute. I gotta finish If you don't see her at all
Starting point is 00:22:25 And she says I look like Megan Fox. I'm taking your mind. You're thinking the hot chick from Transformers Not her Here's why it's catfish, but here's what here's yeah, I'm smarter than all of this no No, you're not yes. I am and I'll tell you why I go like this, huh? We probably don't have a self-aware woman that is talking, because she says she looks like Megan Fox. And no one looks like her. And really no one looks like Megan Fox.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And if you look really hot, you don't want to look like anyone. You want to look like hot. So I wouldn't pick her, because if someone said they looked like Megan Fox, I'd be like, mm. Yeah, but there's a guy in this season. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I'm smarter than you. That's why it's catfish. No, a guy in this season is the same thing too. Kind of. He was a kicker on the football team where they don't really count. Oh, but he said. Then he's there like, oh, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:23:11 He's like, I'm a football player. You know, I like to work out. So in this girl, she worked in the NFL. She's like, oh, damn, that's my type. I like big, strong football. She's like, kicker. Oh, dude. That's exactly.
Starting point is 00:23:23 He's dude. He's 5'8", super skinny. And she was like, he. Oh dude. That's exactly he's dude. He's 5'8 super skinny and she's like he kind of lied Yeah, he told me he's like this big dog Wait because When you say football player you have an image in your head of what a football player looks like right right right right? Correct. Yes, the same thing with Megan Fox. It's a little different. Yeah, it's not different Yes, it is because it is all fire is a different Megan Fox is a type But she's a tie Megan Fox hot Megan. She didn't say I have brown hair and blue eyes
Starting point is 00:23:53 She said I look like Megan Fox Megan Fox, which means you're hot. Thank you She said I look like we're saying that I look like Liz. Oh, you're not gonna be like boom. Oh, man She's super skinny. You know Idea, you know when this opens a big bitch is gonna be on the other side I get Fox means you you're ten you know because you're smart No on the other side that no fucking woman is gonna say I look like Lizzo But I would assume if you said I would assume if you said I look like Lizzo you're gonna think as fuck when I think You would say that fucking say I look like Lizzo You're talking about self aware You said I look like Lizzo, you're gonna be thick as fuck when I pick- Yes, you would say that. Nobody's gonna fucking say I look like Lizzo.
Starting point is 00:24:25 You're talking about self-aware. Yeah, they will. That's a self-aware woman. Yeah. You're talking- they don't fucking love his body. Dude, you're talking about a comedian that would be like, Yeah, I look like a fucking, you know, dumb piece of shit. But dude, this is- these are women!
Starting point is 00:24:37 On a TV show! They're not gonna- dude, they wear makeup! That's why. I look like this. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, okay. How big are your tits? Can't lie about that. Yeah, but- but you All right. Okay. How big are you tits?
Starting point is 00:24:48 Yeah, but but you can't get you can't Know but there's no gray area if she said, you know people say people say I look like a young Dolly Parton What are you expecting big tip? I'm not I'm not You're stupid. I'm not I am NOT dude. I am expecting her to have blonde hair and Be bubbly looking and who knows if she's hot or not people Look like hot people no no no no no no no expect big tits. Thank you. You're not you're missing the point mr. Smart guy if you say I'm smart. I wouldn't pick drops if you say you look like Dolly Parton We're expecting big-ass titties, and if you don't have big ass titties, you were catfishing.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Or if you're behind the, if you're behind the door and you're like, what do you look like? She goes, people compare my body to Meg Thee Stallion. I'm like, oh, she's going to have a wagon. Well, yeah, yeah. But Dolly Parton? If they said people compare my body to Dolly Parton, that's different than I look like Dolly Parton. It is. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Great.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I'm right about this. You know what? I know there are people listening at home going like this. Yeah, no, there's no, there's not. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. No, I'm with the only one. There we go. Chris doesn't like women. Oh, whatever. Crazy chin doesn like women. Oh, whatever. I'm crazy. Chin doesn't count. He hates women. If a girl said, you don't see her,
Starting point is 00:26:09 his love is blind. But she goes, people compare me to Dolly Parton and you're not expecting big cities? No, no, but if she said people compare me to Dolly Parton, then it's more open, right? But if she says, people think I look like Dolly Parton, that's very specific. It's different.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Oh my God, you're crazy. If they're comparing you, No, I my God. If they're comparing you, No, I'm serious. If they're comparing, they don't know you. So then I say in your personality, they're saying your physical appearance is Dolly Parton. But it's a specific person though. When you say the ass of Megan, whatever, then I get,
Starting point is 00:26:37 yeah, the ass. But if, dude, if someone said like, oh, I look like chin, someone says they look like chin, you're like, what? You're not famous for anything, but be an Asian. No, but let's say someone that knows who I look like. No, no, no, no, okay, so you say Yeah, I look like Chin from the Golden Hour
Starting point is 00:26:50 and he looks like Kevin, you could be like Wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,. They hear it and it's not happening. No, no, no, no, no. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. If somebody said... You have to go beyond what the woman is saying. You have to go beyond that. I look like...
Starting point is 00:27:15 You know how many fucking ugly women say they look like a fucking hot celebrity? More than hot ones. Yes! God, I know that one! And you know it's true! That's a fair point. My point is catfishing. It's catfishing. That's my point. You're talking about the guy on the other side shouldn't fall for that. I'm with you. I totally agree with you. If you're on level with someone and someone says I look like pick ex hot girl, I'm gonna be the same. Okay, no one says that. What I'm saying is the fact that he fell for that, he's stupid. But she's also catfishing. Now, to this other point, I don't care what fucking words you use. If you say I look like, or whatever reference to Dolly Parton,
Starting point is 00:28:04 and you're not expecting titties, you're a freaking idiot. If someone says people compare me to Dolly Parton, clearly say I'm a Dolly Parton. You're an idiot if you don't expect titties. Shut it down. I'm about to shut it down. Shut it down. Here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Oh, I forget what I was going to say. Hold on. It was real good. Because you're thinking about Dolly Parton's big ass titties? That's so horny. No, no. No, I'm not. You're shutting it down. Oh. You're thinking about Dolly Parton's big ass titties? I'm so horny. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're shutting it down. Oh, we're shutting it down, so we'll go back.
Starting point is 00:28:28 So we're shutting it down. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. But Eric, I do expect big titties. Okay, okay, okay. Catfish has to do with,
Starting point is 00:28:36 Oh, wait, wait, wait, he just said it. Catfish has to do with awareness. Catfish has to do with, if I send a picture of someone else saying it's me, I know whoops. I know. I know. I'm already gonna shut his damn mouth. Pre someone else saying it's me I know whoops I know I know I know that that's not me I know that that's not me okay if I think I look like Brad Pitt and I say I look like Brad Pitt that's that catfishing that's me being a fucking idiot. Okay Chris Chris. Yes! Now let me respond. Okay all right all right. If there is a screen door in front of us where we can't see each other. Regardless of what you
Starting point is 00:29:11 think you look like you're giving me an image that I already know. When you say Megan Fox the only thing I know about Megan Fox is she's hot she got a great body. She's sexy. Okay great What I'm saying is this that is a That's equivalent to catfishing because you you know the image that I have in my head when you say to somebody hey I look like Brad Pitt that what we know the wrong. I'm Because this person is now I see both sides. I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I see what you're saying. But you're not thinking enough. The woman thinks she looks like men in farts. Yes. Look at her thumb. That you're not paying attention. No, no. Listen, I know that,
Starting point is 00:30:00 we're not talking about the idiotic of the guys. Camp fishing has to be intentional. Yes, God, I love one. It is intentional. And you're saying they're so delusional. Oh, see that's where we- You're saying they're so delusional. It is intentional.
Starting point is 00:30:12 They're so delusional. It's not intentional. I do not believe it's intentional. We finally found the fucking gross. If you're on a show where you're not supposed to even see what you look like in the first place. You're not even supposed to, because it's supposed to be love is blind.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Wait, wait, wait. Love is blind. If you give me an image that I already have in my head, that's cheating. This is how they should answer. Say, what do you look like? Go ahead. What do you look like? I don't know. I'm blind. Stupid. I hope you like me for my personality. I hope you like the look on your face that you agree with me. I feel my face feels like Megan Fox. No, but Eric, if someone said like, if you said to someone or someone said, I look like Eric Griffin, right?
Starting point is 00:30:55 What comes to your head? Big guy. That's it. Looks like Eric Griffin. Super shredded handsome. No, no, no, no. The point9", low voice, huge cock. If you already have, if you're saying that you look like someone that we already have an image of, and I haven't seen, it's one thing if I'm in front of a person and he says to me right now, you know people say I look like Keanu Reeves, I would be like, hey I can see that.
Starting point is 00:31:25 But I don't look like Keanu Reeves, yes I get it. If you have a thing here and he said behind the thing, hey you know people say I look like Keanu Reeves. When this shit comes down, I'm gonna be like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what happens, that's what happens. I'm gonna be like, are you kidding me? Your looks, I would be like, oh I gotta get away from you.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Ah! Boo! Boo! Boo! Yes, I win again! And it's fucked up to do on that show because it's fucked up to do because they say it's fine, fine. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:57 No, I don't agree. Jen agrees with me. I don't agree, I said fine, I said fine. You agree with me. I see your point though, I see your point. I'm gonna fucking call Jen later and be like, yeah, you know this shit. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, do you know what the thing is, Chris? I do, I can't read it. I see your point. I'm gonna fucking call Chin later and be like, yeah you know this shit. No, no, no. Do you know what this thing is Chris? I do. I don't disagree with you.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Yeah, I know. I don't disagree with you. I think there's a fundamental difference about what we're saying. I think that there's a fundamental difference that it has to do with... The individual for you. Exactly. Specifics. What did I say? They're legit crazy. They think, she legit thinks she looks like Megan Fox. Intentional. That craziness is fine. You're talking about intention. Even if it was an accident. Still fucked up.
Starting point is 00:32:32 It's still messed up. It's OK for that guy to see her and be like, what the fuck? You don't look nothing like Megan Fox. It's OK for him to be like that. What do you think Theo would have said during this conversation? He would have been just like... We're two, we're two going too hard right now.
Starting point is 00:32:52 He would have called us afterwards and been like, yo, I don't know man. We should take that out man. We should take that out man. That got pretty heated man. That's like WWTS, how do you call that? What would Theo say? We should have a segment for that. Yeah. Take another break because Eric you and I were some dorks back in the day but we still like collecting cards man. Dude same. You really? I have so many cards. Dude this day and age kids are dropping like in adults two grand or more on a
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Starting point is 00:34:19 That's 10% off your first purchase. Now that we're all fired up, you guys wanna test your grip strength? Okay, this is, I can't think of something I'd rather do less. You're not, this doesn't make you competitive? Seeing this, no, oh God no. What did Kayla get?
Starting point is 00:34:35 Then what do you do? Wow, I have weak ass grip. Okay. Oh, now you do it? Just squeeze this hard. I wish I did it back when I was fucking ass. Okay. Now you do it. Just squeeze it. I wish I did it back when I was fucking really doing that. Wow. Now you do it.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Yeah. Pretty good. And then what do I have to wait for? Get with that, Shob. Just 105. 105, wow. Dang it. Dang it. What do 105 105 wow dang it dang it dang it one hand no hold on yeah it's one hand what Eric it 70 less than all the women 6
Starting point is 00:35:17 what is it 159 that's insane these guys are small guys, huh? You know what? I have a thing. I beat every single one of them. No, yeah, he got 159 Wait, I'm 159.2. Fuck. Wait, wait, wait 166 to Wow Surprised the black guy. What is Chris's? 13 Wow. Not surprised the black guy. What is Chris's? 13. So press start. It hurts. Chris's is 13.
Starting point is 00:35:48 It said 103, but I didn't do it right. Hold on, what is it? Press start. Jesus Christ. 184, 108. His is 108.4. What are you using a matrix? I gotta do this again.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I beat all these guys. I got 116. Okay. 98. Thank you. I bet if he's. I beat you, Eric. What was my 108.4?
Starting point is 00:36:24 What were you guys? 116. I'm 98.8. What? Never. What was my 108.4? I'm 90. 116. I'm 98.8. I did it right this time. Brandon feels good about it. I don't feel good about it. I thought I was gonna beat everybody. I mean, that's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:36:35 They're training, right? Just try it again, then. You're not? Just one more time. Just stand up. Stand up. Standing up actually helps, too. Hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Oh, I'm not even sitting. Hey, hey, hey. All you guys try it again. Yeah, you fucking bitch. You get hey. Oh, I'm sitting. Hey, hey guys try it again You're nothing. Oh, can you hold the wrist? The thing is like yeah, why are you holding your wrist? Yeah, your dad's foot voting for Kamala What is it? All right, well, that's good though. I'm not doing it anymore in my whole life. No matter what my grip strength till I die one away.
Starting point is 00:37:18 To like guys what can we vibe now? Okay, sure. You still mad? Yeah, it Okay, sure. You still mad? Yeah. It's all good, you know what? Maybe your other hand would have been way better. You know, don't even check. Go.
Starting point is 00:37:33 You're a bitch. Can we vibe? Okay, you know, first of all, all these Diddy rumors are incredible. Oh, they're so funny. One is like, so he was dating Tupac. That's one of them. Oh God. All right, the other one is about how, incredible. Oh, they're so funny. One is like so he was dating Tupac. That's one of them.
Starting point is 00:37:47 All right. The other one is about how they're like you see Ice Cube on Bill Mars podcast. So Ice Cube. Let me of course not. Go ahead. OK, got you. But Ice Cube is talking that like the prisons are owned by if you go, you got to follow the money
Starting point is 00:38:01 and to save people to run a music rappers love to say that. Own the prisons. So he's like it's all, and then there's a whole thing about how R Kelly got a, like even R Kelly, like that Jay Z funded the video about R Kelly because he was in love with Aaliyah. Yeah, I heard that.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Yep. I've heard Jay-Z's like the mastermind behind it all. Yeah. But do you know that R. Kelly's lawyers write letters about like, they think he got an unfair trial. Always slip and fall. So it's like, you're like, wow. Like, what's really going on behind the scenes here?
Starting point is 00:38:43 There's a lot. See, and they say he's gonna squeal who? Did he yeah, I don't think they're in your opportunity I bet they I bet they often before you even know you take a lawyer the but you know You know what the lawyers you know why the lawyers doing that he goes we have 120. You know victims coming out He's like we know the names you know why he's doing that Money, they need money, so he's trying to settle with all, because he's like, hey, you know who you are. We contacted you.
Starting point is 00:39:08 We're going to release this list, because he's hoping that they settle and they pay money, because Diddy needs money. He's doing out of money in, who knows, two years, paying all these lower fees. I think that if he was smart, he has this money and some came in account or something, like a go bag of someplace.
Starting point is 00:39:24 No, I'll read it. He had to know, listen, if he had all these tapes and all this stuff, he had to, first of all, in an account or something, like a go bag of someplace. He had to know, listen, if he had all these tapes and all this stuff, he had to, first of all, I don't know why he didn't just go to that African country immediately. That's what I would have done. I don't understand that. As soon as they picked up the little white boy,
Starting point is 00:39:37 I'd be like, oh, I'm out. No, the thing is, he knew what was at his place. Unless he's like the chick who said she looks like Megan Fox and just delusional. Yeah, he thought he was untouchable. But he also, I think he's working. I literally like Megan Fox. Yeah, take that, take that.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I think he's working with like the Mossad or whatever and he thought he was untouchable. And then they're like, no bitch, you're up. We're coming for you. Screwed. Well, it's just interesting. But they say he's going to squeal. I think they're going to offer him like,
Starting point is 00:40:03 Jeffery Epstein way before that. I think the information that they already have is the fact The fact that he kept all the stuff that they found and now they have a list now The suck you part is this though Well, never if you were like in the industry and you went to some party with had no idea Yeah, yeah, everybody's there you look around with had no idea Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just like this. Oh, fuck. I'm at one of those. Yeah, but but.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Oh, no. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- I mean it sucks man Oh no! It's like every... Sorry bro we got you Why do you need subs? It's a boop It's a boop guy It's a boop You're up my man And nobody knew They were like you know this is interesting We need blackmail
Starting point is 00:41:15 This is where you walk into the game bay So that's kind of like I feel like that's a little messed up Wow we're funny bro We're funny No but apparently the freak-offs happened after it was like two o'clock and only a certain certain amount of people they asked people to leave oh yeah good too if they thought you were gonna snitch you had a good party like
Starting point is 00:41:36 that then somebody comes over one of the handlers comes over and says hey parties you might want to leave now yeah how do they even do that you know I bet they don't say anything you know you might want to leave now. How do they even do that? No, I bet they don't say anything. Hey, I just want you to know, you might want to leave right now because there's a baby over there. I'm like, why are you covered in baby oil? Don't ask my man, don't ask.
Starting point is 00:41:53 What room is that that you're covered in baby oil? It's still, I don't know. It would be tough though if you had that party like, hey man, Diddy only invites a few special people. It's in the room back there. We're gonna send everybody else's home. You're into hot chicks, right? I'd be like.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Well, that's the thing. It's like. Next thing you know. When is it like, that's what I'm saying. What's the level? Right, right, right. You can see how people get caught up. Have you seen one of those pictures of him where like,
Starting point is 00:42:17 there's, he had the naked girls with the sushi. So you already saw that. It wasn't like it was like, it wasn't like it was one of these parties like, Hello Chris, how are you? Pinkies up? No, the shit was freaky. Nobody was happy birthday. The shit was, the shit was, you know?
Starting point is 00:42:37 The shit was freaky from the parking lot. All the way. Not even just, oh my God, you're gonna rip this thing off. That hot tour, diddy style. If a girl grabbed your dick like this, I'm like, fuck are you doing? Fuck your armpit?
Starting point is 00:42:56 It's just not a motorcycle. I'm like, get out of here. It just tears. Yeah, titans. Keep going, keep going, finish, finish. I don't know. Oh man. So I don't know. Stop it a bit. Stop it a bit. Every single person.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Take it down a notch, bitch. You're about to rip my dick off. They have so much footage of people just being like, oh man, those diddy parties were crazy. There's so many people that say that. So many people are like, yeah, man, the diddy parties, whoa. And now they're going like this. Yeah, you said there was, what was going on? LeBron.
Starting point is 00:43:35 All of a sudden, I didn't see anything. There ain't no party like a diddy party. The other day I asked him, he was like, I meant they had good cake, man. That's exactly it. Now you did it, dude. But that's the thing, dude. So now everybody's guilty by it. It's funny, the guy that went to the Diddy party once
Starting point is 00:43:49 that didn't do anything that was just like, wow, I can't believe I'm at a Diddy's party, and then left. What? And he's just like, oh, right now? 20 years later, oh, god. Rick Moranis is just, oh, no. Just some dad, four kids. Four kids shows up on the list you don't publicist and stuff. Yeah, probably you get invited like that, you know
Starting point is 00:44:12 Probably was like, oh, yeah You know you want to come to this part, you know, you're like, okay. Yeah, let's go to the party Did you hear Izzy Stahlbender the UFC fighter at his fight in Miami? He was at a club that next night He said this on Rogan is a club the next night and the said this on Rogan, he was at a club the next night and the dude was like, oh, Diddy was in here watching your fight man, he's a huge fan. He's like, oh damn, he checked his DMs, Diddy DM'd him. It was like, bro, let's connect.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Let's connect when we do an interview or something. He's like, oh, say less, man, hit up my manager. And then he's like, I just didn't follow up. He goes, thank God, thank God. That's probably how he reels them in. Yeah, man, let's do an interview. He like checks the big tits, right? First of all, like I say, that's probably
Starting point is 00:44:51 one of the most famous people for a socialite or something. You know what I mean? He's such a social person. He's been famous forever. Fucking Mickey Mouse, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or Garfield. It's just that you kind of go, OK, you have been famous forever. It's like fucking Mickey Mouse, bro. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then so then. Or Garfield.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Ah, it's just that you kind of go, OK, you have a ditty party. What's the difference between a ditty party and then you're going on a private plane with Epstein? Not much. And you get to the island. What do you do? The first thing you go is, oh, no. Oh, no. Like at what point? Because there are people that did the same thing. The first thing you go is oh no
Starting point is 00:45:30 Like at what point or though because because there are people that did the same thing like in the business world Edsteen was equally as famous as did he was correct to the rich and influential and so everyone's You go Rick Moranis's. What, what's his name? Bill Clinton? Oh, Stephen Hawkins? Stephen Hawkins is here, my dog! It's just fucking yeah. You know what, you're just kinda like
Starting point is 00:45:51 I'm about to function up. Yeah, but the thing is, it's like, was there an area of the plane where you're like, hey, who are those six 13 year old girls? Apparently you couldn't tell. How'd they get there? Apparently you couldn't tell. That's what they, well, that's what they say.
Starting point is 00:46:05 I'd be like, man, they look a little young, huh, Steven? You would think it's here. Absolutely not. If they're flying on the same plane, I don't want to hear none of these people. What is age? It's all, you know. Yeah. Time is an illusion. Remember time. Come here.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Remember time doesn't matter. Do the thing where you look like you're going to rip my dick off. Who wants to rip this dick off first? Stop it a little bit. Oh my God. No, seriously. It's really hurts.
Starting point is 00:46:33 I can feel that. It was like to be with him and you trying to like, Hey, you, yo, Steven, check out those hot chicks. Double take it. Double take it. Double. They're gone. I double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take a double take Fuck the timing of the joke though, bro, you know Wouldn't just Spidey senses go off you're're like, oh fuck, that's fucking Prince William. You're like, damn, there's another politician.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Well, now you say that. Is that John Legend? Now you say that. Now, now if you were- Even back then, you'd be a little bit like, why are all these powerful people in high-shits? If you're on, if you're on- 80s, this is-
Starting point is 00:47:38 When was it? 2000? Like late 90s, early 2000s. Still, there's no internet. Now, yeah, exactly. If you wanna play now, and fucking Kamala Harris, and like all these elite government people,
Starting point is 00:47:51 and then also, you'd be like, yeah, now you'd be like, oh, what's going on? I'd be like, oh, they're gonna steal my organs. You would, yeah, now. But in 99, you'd probably be like, No, I was vibing in 99. No, I was vibing in 99. Like, first of all, First of all, the people now. Yeah, I probably be like I was vibing in 99. No, I was vibing like
Starting point is 00:48:10 Yeah, I'd be like fuck up you're actually hot yeah 99 I'd like fuck these young bros to this bitch But even now starts laughing like I'm like like if you take some influential people now They would have been on Epstein's jet to like Elon Musk. Yeah No, not saying that would have done bad shit, but they would have been on Epstein's jet too, like Elon Musk, like all these guys. Not saying they would have done bad shit, but they would have been on the jet. But they would have been the kind of people that would have been, he was a mover and shaker like that. I'm just saying, so I feel like all those people that are at these parties and all these pictures, because it's just full of pictures, because at the time you were like, I'm at
Starting point is 00:48:37 a ditty party, take my picture. You don't even see who get the pictures now. Oh, now the pictures are on. And in the background there's something going on. Delete. How about JLo? They're like, now the picture's on. And in the background, there's something going on. Delete. You know? How about JLo? They're like, yeah, it's because did he have that gun? She's like, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:48:49 He was human trafficking. That's why I draw the line. Yeah. But you're like, if she was dating the guy, Cameron Diaz, I believe, was dating him. Like, all these people were like, yeah, she's a human. Not my camera. I'm so ashamed of her.
Starting point is 00:49:03 I'm just saying, like, so many people were like, the guy was like. He's a big deal. Yeah. But Denny Love, you know, he's black and he says he's like, dude the black community always knew about this shit. I didn't, I was like, really? That's what they say about Bill Cosby too, right?
Starting point is 00:49:15 Black community always. I don't know. People say that, it's easy to say now. Right, yeah, yeah, I guess, I don't know. Well look, Hannibal Burr's, like when he like, he was just bombing at a show He's just his own story. He says I was and he was like I needed to do something And he started talking about the Cosby thing. That's what started. He was like just Google it then people like, okay
Starting point is 00:49:34 They started to Google it was like he was already there were so many cases already just on the internet Right, so they're just the conscious off that Consciousness of like people were like oh I guess we should be more concerned about this right right when it's interesting too because the black community too Which is dope they like a lot of them will defend our Kelly still yeah Well again like who knows like but I'm still even have says no I don't have my ear to the ground even with this ditty case the fact that the judge change I mean I defend Charles man ignition was so dope. That's what Kevin the judge was changed. I mean, I defend Charles. Man, Ignition was so dope.
Starting point is 00:50:05 That's what Kev is doing right now. Dude, I believe I can fly. I'm like, I come on and braid my hair. That one, that one, that one kills, dude. You don't even think about it. That one, you turn to like a weird music rips. Yeah, but that's it. It's kind of like this is like the Joker version.
Starting point is 00:50:20 And he sits on the on the stoop and he's just like, come on and braid my hair. And he's got half hair Not ready. I do love that dude. I believe I can fly One of the funniest American dad episodes is when the whole episode was the kid singing like R. Kelly telling the story of the trap in the closet Because that's what the R. Kelly songs were they turned into like you know that was but your point R Kelly to thought he was invisible remember when he was invisible
Starting point is 00:50:50 dude you just heard a guy right here going I believe he thought he was invisible with Barnes-Course Kesey did you receive in that kind of my mom bro yeah right so what you see with that that concert in Africa? Yeah, dude, that was like raise who has their shots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Singing do you got your passport? Have you seen this? Can't wait to take this on you.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Just I got it. Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots? Did you get your shots? Did you get your shots? Girl would you like to come back with Rob to America? Rob with a man to America? This is out of context. Yeah but also This is unfair to our family.
Starting point is 00:51:36 He just having a good time. He's trying to adopt some kids. That's how you do it. You did kill it this show. But you did kill it. You did kill it. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna do a dark. He just having a good job. Some kids. That's how you do it. But you know what I mean? This is this is think if you're in the crowd, though,
Starting point is 00:51:54 you're like, what's her name? The girl that made the you, you, you, you better call Tyrone. Yeah. That's just so that was a riff song. Erica Badu. Erica Badu was just riffing at a concert. And that's why she came up with that. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. She was just riffing. She says, tells that story too. So he was just riff song. Erika Badu. Erika Badu was just riffing at a concert. And that's how she came up with that. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Oh, wow. She was just riffing. She tells that story too. So he was just doing that. Do you have your shots? Yeah, but he also meant it. No, he actually took like seven people back on the plane. No, that was real.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Well, the real part there was. Y'all could fit. Y'all so skinny. The shots were the part that was really important. Y'all look like you're starving. I mean, the guy was like, he's legal. Get your passport, make sure you have your shot. I'd like some chocolate.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Nobody gain unless you got the right documents. Stop saying! It has to be on the level. If you've been arrested in the last five years I was legit man. What I can't what anybody say he was making you put him on the board Do you have your shots I wonder if I'm like, do we have our, do we have it? How do we prove it? We're at a concert, man.
Starting point is 00:53:12 We're just trying to suck some dick. What else you got, Nick? Or is that it for us? No, we got a little more. Yeah, like 10 minutes. Do you have your shots? I think I need to stand up. I got my global entry.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Did you have that? Yeah. Oh, you did? Yeah, but the thing I need to stand up. I got my global entry. Did you have that? Yeah. Oh, you did? Yeah, but the thing you need to get is the other way. Like for the Canada one. Make sure you get the Canada one or it's like. What do you mean? The one you go into Canada.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah. It doesn't work going out. It doesn't work going out. But they have a good one in Canada too, which is part of it. Oh, wait. You can get that. Mine doesn't work when I wanna go to Canada?
Starting point is 00:53:44 No, no, what I'm saying is like, there's a Canada entry one too, that's connected to global entry, but you have to also do the interview thing, whatever they- Yeah, I have this. Nexus. Nexus.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Yeah, they said it's for Nexus too. Oh, they changed it. Do you have your sides? That's good. They said I could use Nexus. Oh, perfect. Didn't you used to be like that? No, you used to be, you had to do a thing with there also.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Oh, that's annoying. They don't have one for mexico either, right? Yeah, but mexico i'll never go to mexico dude the uh, no i'm kidding the um I went to It was so easy. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, I walked in they were like you ever been arrested I said no and they're like, all right, uh, they have I said, okay, you know the passport app. Yeah They have that at the airport. So like they have the global entry, but there's also a line for like digital passport. Yeah. It's just as fast. Really? Like the whole thing is going to be like, because even at the airport
Starting point is 00:54:36 now they have clear. Yeah. I pay for clear. Yeah. But LAX is trash. Okay. Like you know what I mean? Sometimes it helps. No, no, no no the TSA line is sometimes like at certain time of day TSA line is way faster than yeah yeah yeah but they have this thing now at the airport where you could they they've already taken your picture yeah yeah yeah so you could just boom in no you have that yeah you everyone has it oh cuz when you go up to the thing and they say you take your picture I just go in there you know who I am and they go yes big fans and they let me in. That works too. I bring knives, I bring forks.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Forks. Sharp forks. It's weird they're taking everybody's picture though, yeah? That's gonna be the whole thing. Well, that's the thing. Vibing. I don't wanna take my picture. Vibing a little bit, but by the way,
Starting point is 00:55:15 hey dude, they already took it, man. You know what I mean? People like this are crazy. Yeah, no, no. Dude, when you put your last cameras in the machine, they have your picture. You ever been through an ATM? Yeah, I've been through an ATM.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Yeah, no. ATM for what? Cash? He uses cash today. Yeah, ATMs are like, yeah, that's kind of like going to like a photo man. But he's been to an ATM, though. Yeah, when I was 18. OK, so what? They took it then, dude. Please, man.
Starting point is 00:55:39 But I look different, man. Don't dog me right now. The episode's been so good. We should do left hand. No, I already said I'm done forever. We gotta check the left hand first. My left hand. Okay. Chris did a comment.
Starting point is 00:55:59 These black people showed up at a civil war reenactment in their own. My god. As a joke or as a statement? I think it's a fact, actually. Is there a problem? Yes, what is it? I want to know what you are doing. This was the drip act thing. We just want to be as historically accurate as possible. Oh my god. That's not... This is not okay.
Starting point is 00:56:17 But this is history. Please, can we stay? You are a snake. It's not. If you don't bring me here and be here, that's fine, but you're gonna take all that off. You want us to be naked? No, no, no, no, no, no. We can do it. You said take it off, you want us naked? I Take it off you want to snake it properly. I thought I've learned this in history class. I learned wrong I didn't say that yeah, that is definitely not
Starting point is 00:56:35 He's not with us Bro that's hilarious. Oh, what can we do? He said? Like boxing my creative juices. I don't know of anything else you can do. Unless you want to walk around and pick up candy. Can we just pick up the cotton? Where are you folks from? My daddy's balls.
Starting point is 00:56:54 That's pretty rude. Wait is this going on Facebook Live? Because I can't be on there. I can't. No please please please. I don't think they had iPhones back in the day. So you're going to have to put that up. Please please please please please.
Starting point is 00:57:03 He would have been really funny. Now they're getting into real character huh? Please, please, please. I don't think they had iPhones back in the day. So you're gonna have to put that up. Please, please, please, please, please. Please, please. It would've been really funny if- Now they're getting into real character, huh? Ooh. You know what's really funny is, what would've been really funny if they were just like,
Starting point is 00:57:15 you're not letting us do what we want, which would be proving that it's like, they're still trying to tell them what to do. Yeah, but you find like, oh, keep going with that. Yeah, this is good character. Yeah, this is a good character. Yeah, but that was, that got to a weird point. Yes. Where I'm just not.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Yeah, no, I agree, I agree, I agree. But it's like, you know, you make, this is okay. The video was, half that video was fine. This is equivalent to, if you were to watch the whole hop to a video, you would see how cringe and creepy it is. Yeah. You know, they stole. You have it on Blu-ray, right? They stole, no, no, no, it's not even like that. the whole hot to a video yeah you would see how cringe and creepy it is yeah you know they stay still on blue right right stole no they stole a moment from that
Starting point is 00:57:51 that was really yeah yeah yeah before and after it's really a bummer yes these guys are crying yeah the guys are creeps you know I mean so this is where it was like yeah okay you want to make fun of these white people doing this weird thing but then they made it weird. Right, right. And then they cut it up. They made it weird, so I'm not with it. Yeah, interesting. It was funny though. It's a prank,
Starting point is 00:58:12 like, you know, here are these people just trying to do a little civil war reenactment of like, you know, they're gonna leave out the bad parts, which anybody would. Of course, yeah. You know what I mean? And it's like... It's funny though. Some guy just gets into it, Oh no, look, bring them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:26 No, we can use the N word. Finally. They use the N word back then. We don't have to lift anything. Yeah. Yeah, finally you can be free. We don't have to lift anything. But it's just like, you know, you make a couple of funny beats, funny jokes, but it's like,
Starting point is 00:58:37 you know, and all this funniness guys, you can see it this weekend at American Comedy Club. Oh, wait a minute. What about San Diego? What about Alabama? American Comedy Club this week and Thursday to Saturday. Come on out San Diego. What comes to your boy? Alabama. I'm gonna be in three different places in Alabama. Go to chrislea.com. I'm gonna be in Toronto. I'm gonna be in Sioux Falls. I'm gonna be in Brea,
Starting point is 00:58:57 California. And I just added South Bay, Torrance, California. That the end bar. And then I just added Covina. I got a lot of California days coming up. Everyone is always complaining about that. I got California days coming up. Go to chrisleah.com. You can stay home. Yeah.
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