The Golden Hour - Plus One To Heaven| The Golden Hour #138 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

The guys talk Liver King wanting to fight Joe Rogan, Amanda Bynes' Ozempic journey, Chris playing video games on Twitch, Erik's wife making him sit down to pee, Chris getting a ticket for texting whilst driving, Erik's lavish video game travel gear, an update on Brendan's life in Texas, all of the guys' favorite workouts, Erik's likelihood of taking Ozempic and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastAmerican Financing - Call American Financing today 866 - eight eight six - ninety two sixty two, That’s 866 - eight eight six - ninety two sixty two. https://americanfinancing.net/goldenDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDENProgressive - http://progressive.com/Rugiet - Head to http://rugiet.com/GOLDEN and use code GOLDEN to get 15% off today.Shady Rays - Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Golden for 35% off polarized sunglassesDrive Fast All Gas Giveaway - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power. Cause it is the golden hour. It's the golden hour. It could be worse. You could be the liver King right now.

What was he doing now? What happened? Oh, buddy. I forgot. I saw a little bit, but I know something's up. I didn't. I don't know. It's heartbreaking too.

He, it's like a man. He's having a manic episode or something. And he's going live on Instagram posts in every fucking five minutes. He's on his way to Austin. He's threatened to like beat up Joe Rogan. And it's just, when I met him, he was in the bummer part is he's a dad dude. Like if there's no kids, it's like, do your thing, man. But he's like a dad Jedi right there. You know what I mean? Like it's.

He looks like he's in war. He looks homeless. You know what you should bring up Nick? Bring up when Robin Williams came from the from the Jumanji world back to the regular world. That's what he looks like. So. Spot on. Yeah, it's just a bummer because you, we, he came to fighting the kid before the news that Yeah. And I remember that that made me a huge fan of liver King in the first place. He was such a nice dude. Like I was like, yeah, I figured.

But wait, but wait, but that was before that was before he was all natural. And then like, nobody ever thought it was all natural, but that's cool. Oh really? Yeah. No. Yeah. Then his fan base got all pissed off. But everybody knew he's, Oh, he said's cool. Oh really? Yeah. No. Yeah. I thought that was the thing. Then his fan base got all pissed off. He said he was, but everybody knew he was. Oh, oh, oh. He said he went and everyone goes like this. Like that dog.

Yeah. And then it came out that Plates All Dates, our boy Derek at Plates All Dates, you know, released all this shit on him. And then he called me and was like, dude, I need to tell my side of the story. I'm like, buddy, me and Brian Cowell are idiots. You need to go on a much larger show. Cause I'm not going to, I like them show because I'm not gonna, I like him, so I'm not gonna hold your feet to the fire.

So I sent him to Schultz. I introduced him in Schultz and he went up and went on their podcast. Yeah. And? But now, now it's a fucking. Yeah, but it's obvious that that doesn't end well. That guy.

No. Also, whoever thought he was natural, dude, he looks like a beetle, bro. He looks like fucking Donatello the Ninja Turtle, but I thought that was the whole thing. It was like this is how I eat This is my exercise. I sleep on a rock, you know, it was like, you know, I thought that was the whole thing No bought it though Person I would know you know, I guess yeah, I don't know. Any bodybuilder I ever see, I think, oh wow, I wonder how they did that. And then you know someone like Brendan,

and he'll be like, ah, that's like BG five, seven, four. You know what I mean? Whatever the steroid that, you know what I mean? Yeah, Kalan is like, oh, it's Kratom. Yeah, I don't know. So you had him on your podcast on Fighting the Kid, and then what happened was, I became a big fan of him through that.

And then you dashed my hopes and dreams to the ground because now I found out he's not natural. And not only that, he's crazy and wants to fight Joe Rogan. So. How many people you think wanna fight Joe Rogan? Oh man. Well, you have to go, how many? I can't believe you thought that was natural. Look at that, Eric. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. In my defense, I never saw this.

The only thing I ever saw would be those like, like promo videos and that kind of stuff. And he's talking about like, you know, drink, drink this, you know what I mean? It'd be like, he's obviously good. I'm on this every day. And it's like, oh, okay. The thing is he didn't need to do it. If he just was like, yo, I am on chip, but I live this healthy lifestyle and these are the supplements that I take, you'd be fine. Right.

What do you mean? There's no need to do it. Like you would still have a business and wouldn't be going crazy. But apparently even after that, he was still balling. So this manic episode he's going through threatened Rogan.

He's coming to Austin. It's like, buddy. What's he saying to Rogan? How's he to Austin. It's like, what's he saying to Rogan? Well, how's he going to, by the way, even if that were to happen, how, how is he going to fight Rogan? That, that, that would be, that would not go well. I just don't know. That would get to that point.

No, it won't. I won't. No, that's what's so crazy. What happened? No, that's what's so crazy. And then also like fight Rogan over what dude? Like he goes I'm doing for honor for my family for it's like your family doesn't want you to do this, buddy

Also, I knew shit hit the fan because he always had a team around him creating content and it's really good But during this manic episode, it's just him selfie mode. I'm like, oh Budget cuts. Well, also you you don't know if he's gonna fucking kill his whole team. Yeah they might be dead. He might have ate their liver. Right, their real liver king. Yes, the actual liver.

Let me show you, don't make me show you why I'm called liver king. You know what, you wanna talk about ridiculous transformations, I mean have you guys seen Amanda Bynes? Yeah. No, what's going on with her? Bro. Bro. It's hot, it's so, it's sad.

Listen, I love when they show this kind of stuff. Imagine that's her like 27, 28 years old. On the left? On the left. She's probably 18, right? No, no. Really? Yeah, that's her a little older.

Well, how old is she now? 39. Oh, is she that old? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. She was on that Nickelodeon show All That right? But that's jarring man like what's that about? Well first of all hey I can't see it so I'll tell you guys a word for it. Hey Nickelodeon figure it out okay? At some point what's going on dude? Yeah dude I know what you mean. You're fucking kids up left figure it out. Okay. At some point, what's going on? Yeah, dude. I know what you mean. You're, you're fucking kids up left and right. Hey, hey, hey, figure it out. You keep fucking kids up. Okay. So,

so it's like, okay. Yeah. Okay. Four kids, you know, six kids. Okay. You know, you got to, you got to fucked up. Maybe the parents are fucked up. Bro, they got 14 documentaries on what Nickelodeon is doing. Yeah. Hey, Nickelodeon, figure it out. You're doing something fucked up. Okay.

It's like, it's like when Jack in the Box killed a hundred people with E. coli in 1999. They go, okay. It's not weak stomachs. It's us. They probably had an emergency meeting. They had, Hey guys, guys, get in here. Jack was there with his big head and he was like, all right guys, guess what? We got to, we kind of fixed this situation. To Nickelodeon's defense. They've made some fucking stars, man. They made stars. Some real slappers. Some stars, but dude,on's defense, they've made some fucking stars, man. They made stars.

They had some real slappers. They made some stars. But dude, it's like you're going to make, you know, it's like, hey, what do you want? You want to be a fucking star or you want to be, I mean, this is just sad, dude. What does she look like? Oh, a potato. Oh, a potato. Oh, a ginger show.

I mean, it's just, if my mind's too hot. Ginger show me, and as soon as chin shows me, is it that one? Okay, cool. That's better. Yeah. I just, I don't know, man, cause I was just thinking about the people's transformations. And it's just like, you know, cause I was thinking about like, you know, like, you know, you, that could be, that could be your wife. You understand what I'm saying? Like the one on the picture on the left,

you're like, damn, look at this dime I married. I'll tell you what. You're telling me 15 years later, it's gonna turn into that? If that happens to Kristen, okay? Tell me. No, no, no, wait, wait, Chris. No, you're not gonna understand.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Chris, first of all, I got a great take on this. First of all, it wouldn no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Chris, first of all, first of all, I got a great take on this. First of all, it wouldn't be like, it wouldn't go from like one day she looks like this and then tomorrow she looks like, I mean, she's not the optimist fucking prime of the states. No, no, no, but what I'm thinking is, whoa, I know what you wouldn't even,

what I'm saying is you would have already stepped in before that. Yeah, I would have. Yes. That's all I'm saying. She's rock bottom. Had I not. She's rock bottom. Say I go on an Australian tour. OK?

Ha ha ha. OK, I love it. I'm in. I'm in. Go. I'm hitting six cities, and your boy blew up in Australia. It's crazy. Like, he keeps adding shows.

And I'm like, look, I'm going to be here for two months. OK. OK? Sweetie, I'm sorry, but I don't know what to do. But we're going to make, by the way, we're going to make $25 million. OK. So I'm going to go do this for two months. What tour is that, T-Third? I'm saying I'm sorry, but I don't know what to do. But we're gonna make, by the way, we're gonna make $25 million. Okay, got it. So I'm gonna go do this for two months.

What tour is that? Stack paper. I'm saying I'm making it up. Okay. I'm stacking paper. It's a Matt Rife tour. I'm gonna come back, right? I come back and she's got green and pink dreadlocks like this.

She looked like a potato and also, you can't tell if she has face tattoos or ear piercings on. Okay? First of all, if it happened that fast, that's crazy. Go ahead. So, so, so I go like this. Uh, sweetie, you're my wife. I'm not leaving you. Okay. Let's figure this the fuck out. All right. God bless you. Yeah. Yeah. I am not leaving you. We are figuring this out. I got you. No, it's too much of a mess. And you will figure

this out. Okay. No, no, it's of a mess. And you will figure this out. Okay? No, no. There's nothing to figure out. No, dude. There's nothing to figure out. It's over. Chris is like De Niro in Casino.

He's having a, when he gets back, he always has a weigh in. You know what I mean? Mm. Mm. I would stay with my wife if she was just ahead. I've told her this. I would, I don't care.

I'll put her in a little bowling bag, briefcase, thing. You know what the mouth. But the mouth would still be open. I would, I don't care. I'll put her in a little bowling bag briefcase. The bowling ball, the mouth would still be open. Come on, bro. You wouldn't keep the head if it was like this. This is some shit that if we talked about it in 2010, our careers would go bye bye, but now for some reason, we can talk about this.

But we have a bowling bag, bowling ball bag for my wife's head. I can fucking bring her around, bro. Let's go travel the world. She'd be right here. Yeah. We'd have headphones on her right now. Sure, bro. Is there a bigger fall off than Amanda Bynes? I don't think so. Maybe that basketball player that was on the street, like trying to suck dick for crack. Kanye used to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Delante West. Delante West. This is still worse.

Well, I don't know who that is. I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay. So we, all right, let's do a poll. Oh man. It's bad. I feel, well, hold on. Let's talk about. Oh wow. Yeah, but. NBA superstar to crack homeless.

Yeah, but they still look the same. No, what I'm saying, but they still, they, you know, he looks like he was in a fight, but he still looks like he could probably still score 12 points. Wow. You know what I mean? Amanda got some weight to her though. Mental health and drugs, man. Man, that sucks.

I feel really bad about that. I feel really bad about that. I feel really bad about that. still looks like he could probably still score 12 points. Wow. Amanda got some weight to her though. Mental health and drugs, man. Man, that sucks. I feel really bad though. Somebody, you know, she's an adult, so somebody, I don't know if they can step in, but it's like, it's just sad, man. It's sad. It's sad that these fucking these, these, these companies, I guess, at the end of

the day, you know, Nickelodeon or whatever it is, they just use these motherfuckers and they just make them. You know, I know it's not totally their fault But like come on man. It kind of is. Yeah kind of well it kind of yeah, it's also on the parents It's also no absolutely absolutely. Absolutely. No, no, no, no doubt. No doubt. No doubt, but it's just like People get fucking shitty when it comes to money and fame. It's just really wild, man. Let's take a little break here, kids. We're all feeling it costs our rise on everything. Gas, groceries, home repairs.

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yeah they're leaving there you know it's like my god yeah they're nine yeah and they're out they're, I'm an adult. I'm emancipated. Because. Whoops, shit, my pants. Yeah, because my parents are not treating me well, whatever. I mean, I don't know, dude. Ian Pringles for lunch.

Yeah, I'm emancipated, dude. You're fucking seven. Well, you know, I just, you know what? You don't know what people's story of the situation is. But listen, my mom, I was the only child, single parent. And my mom had to go to work. Of course. She was doing all kinds of stuff. I mom, I was the only child, single parent, and my mom had to go to work, and she was doing all kinds of stuff. I mean, I was by myself a lot at home.

So all I'm saying is this, like you know, it's like yeah, as a parent now, I think man, you never wanna like, no sleepovers, make sure you're, I know, it is a different, eyes on, all eyes on me, you know what I mean? It is a different world now though. Yeah. I mean like, you know, you can have access to anything at your fingertips now, you know, all eyes on me. You know what I mean? It is a different world now though. Yeah. I mean, like, you know, you can have access

to anything at your fingertips now. You know what I mean? So if you're 12, you could fucking, you could literally get fentanyl right now at your mom's house. I know. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, don't even know.

Don't even know it's there. Back then, you didn't even know where the fucking salt was. But Eric didn't have those options. Like, Eric, imagine when you were a kid, if it was like times like now, like there's, there's so many single households with just a mom and one kid. And that kid has way more access to evil shit than you did. That's what I was just fucking saying.

I know, but I'm thinking about this too. I know, but you're just stupid. When I was a kid, if I came home from school, right, at whatever time it was, then it was like, yeah, I'm going to go outside. Okay. I was gone to like eight gone till November I was gone till November I'm just saying I'm going outside I'll be gone till November even in the weekend you know it's crazy

outside of play I'm going over to whatever and we'd be on our bikes riding like wherever we want there was no cell phones there was nothing there's no cell phones I'll be gone to November but But you know what's crazy, Eric? It was more dangerous back then when you were doing that shit than it is now. It's safer now for kids than it was when you were a kid. What? You're out there fucking with your short shorts and snacks

and shit on bikes. It's trouble. How? It's just stats. These are stats. I was falling. It's safer now for kids. You had the cake.

Stats were stats. How, dude? You're telling me it was more dangerous for him to go outside back in 90, no it was a 60. Yeah, no, no, no, too late, too late. It's too late, it's too late. That joke flopped. 88, whatever it was.

88, then, then. No probably in the 70s, late 70s Eric. See how you tried to pick it up. I'm for real, late 70s. No, it wasn't late 70s. No, no, 80s, 80s, 80s. Yeah, it was in the 80s. Yeah. But it could have been late 70s. No, no, no. Late 70s. 80s, 80s, 80s. Yeah, it was in the 80s. Yeah.

But it could have been late 70s, because I was born in 72. We get crime and kidnapping in the early 80s. It's way, it was way higher than it is now. Yeah. Oh. I don't know, is that true? Look it up.

AI. Hit the AI with it. I wish someone had computers. Is crime worse now than the 80s? Is that the question? Yeah, is crime versus children worse? Yeah. Did you see that thing that, wait, wait, wait. Did you just see this thing in is that the question? Yeah, it's crime versus children. Worst, yeah. I went into prison with a neighbor. Did you see that thing, wait, wait, wait.

Did you just see this thing in Texas that just happened? They just arrested like so many people and they had rescued over a hundred kids. No. Yeah, this just happened in Texas. What did the kids do? What, what? They just rescued a hundred kids.

What did the kids do? From sex trafficking or whatever it was. Oh, fuck. And it was like multiple agencies just, you know. It just happened. There it is right there. 109 children rescued, 240 arrested. I'm just saying, that was Nickelodeon's fault?

Yeah, basically they all. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. They all worked, what if they all were on Nickelodeon shows? Yeah, they were all on Nickelodeon. Oh look, Amanda Bynes' picture's in there. 250 people were arrested Nickelodeon shows. Yeah, they were all on Nick. Oh, look Amanda Bynes pictures in there. Um, 250 people were arrested. Oh my God. See, this is the kind of shit that I kind of don't.

I just can't, I can't believe this. Neither can I. I know exactly. When I saw this, I was like, the thing to me too is like, so, so this is the thing. This ain't the only one going on. Right, right, right. So it took like how many people, like I was reading the article and it said like,

brought together over 70 agencies across the state of, wait listen, 70 agencies across the state of Texas to arrest 250 people. So that was going on. So these people were like, oh, we got this. We're not gonna get caught. This is cool. We can keep going.

Nothing's happening. And they finally caught them. Where else is this happening? Well, my thing is, is like with all these, with all this pedophile shit and all this pedophilia, who the, how many people out there into fucking kids? Yeah, like I've seen Zion and all that shit. It's like, what the fuck is going on?

How is this a thing? What's wrong with people? And there's that many fucked up people? And for 250 of these people, and not one of them is like, guys, guys, guys. You sew it up in Amanda Bynes. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's very strange. I know, I suppose I know it happens. I cannot, you know what it's one, every now and then you see like, like, like you see something like the Jeffrey Dahmer thing or whatever, you know, it happened because of

the facts, but you can't feel like it happened. Yeah. That's what it's like. I think it's, you're protecting yourself. I don't think you want to, you know, you know, when they say like, there's a, this rarely happens now, but you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you's what it's like. I think it's you're protecting yourself. I don't think you wanna, you know when they say like, this rarely happens now, but sometimes they put an alert

out, they'll be like, there's a serial killer in you, and it's like your area. There's a part of you that has a moment of like, you being like, is that gonna? It's crazy. My thing back with all those 250 dudes getting caught or men and women. I don't know. No one looks around goes, man, why don't we go for hot chicks? Uh, well, that's just, I guess

that's not what they're into. I guess. I don't know. But I, no one's just like, man, how about we get some really hot chips next time. But it's because they're all losers, right? You just said to you, that's like saying like, you know, uh, you know, like this, oh man, the people like sushi like, you know, you know, like, oh man, people like sushi. And you're like, dude, why don't you just get a turkey sandwich? Yeah, why not, dude?

Mix it up. They're like, I don't like turkey sandwich. I like sushi. But look at this right here. You see that stint, it's right there. Online exploitation of children is one of the most insidious crimes we are facing as a society. Keep your kid offline.

Having kids is like, it's like. I mean what are you supposed to do? You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like you gotta like. Not put them on Nickelodeon studios. Well apparently don't put them on anything. I don't even want my kid to watch fucking Blippi.

Yeah. Blippi's for sure catching a case. Dude, you ever watch, like, you ever look? So, Miss Rachel, too. Miss Rachel gonna catch a case. I don't think so, come on, not Miss, my kid loves Miss Rachel. Well, she's a woman, so maybe not.

You never know. But if you see a dude. That would just be, do you know how horrible that would be? Like, any dude that's, but any dude that's like, hey guys come on over here he's gonna catch a case no but if like I just I can't have miss Rachel be doing anything bad okay yeah I just can't have it I understand you

know I'm sorry I get it miss Rachel comes on my kid goes crazy I get it I can't have it is miss Rachel the big yes she's Yeah, she's, yeah, it's a big thing. Yeah. Would you, would you be able to separate the art from the artist though? If something did happen? I would be like, I believe I can fly. Yeah. You think, uh, you think, uh, Wolf will be able to separate the art from the artist? Oh man, that would suck. Let's take a little break.

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And Indianapolis. I'll be in St. Louis, it's gonna be a fucking dude. It's gonna be 109 degrees in St. Louis this weekend. Oh God. So here we go. I'll just be around LA. I got some shows coming up. You know, I'm about to do another Man Alive special.

Nice, but this guy's kicking out specials. How many specials is he gonna do? Are they even special anymore? That's not even a point. It's just content now. It's just content. So, coming up in September, doing that. So I'm traveling around with him.

I got a few show pop-up shows for myself, but I'll let you know. But you know what? And thank you for the support. All the people that support Chris, all the people that send me messages to go to christenleah.com, thank you so much. Uh, all that support, and support for Chris,

support for me, support for Drive Fast All Gas, you know, all the people, you know, and Fight Her and the Kid, all the support we get, we appreciate it, keep it coming, and we're gonna keep the content coming for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, actually, I just did the, I was just, you're talking to, you're talking to somebody who made

fucking $85 on Twitch yesterday. Chris was online. Doing what? Wait, wait, Brendan, Brendan. I was playing Cyberpunk. No, Brendan, the other night, I was out of town, it was super late at night, and I get the alert, Chris D'Alia's online. Fuck yeah, bro.

I go, and he's playing the dumbest game ever. Was dumb. Yeah, and anybody sitting there like this. I'm not good at it. No, yeah, you're just like, what's going on? I'm so bad at it dude. But then by the way. Were people roasting you?

Nah, he was. I was. He was. It was great, everybody's in the comments, get him Griff! You know? But why, look it, look at, look. But why this, okay.

That's me on Twitch killing it by the way. Got the new camera angle. Fucking killing it. Hair doesn't even look that bad. The hairline's okay. People talk about it, but it's fine. And then, um. No, cause it's like, it's like two feet from the tip of your nose to the top of your forehead.

It's Nicolas Cage and Con Air, but it's fine. But so, but, but, but so I do the, this was the game that was fun, Cyberpunk. And Calvin came in at this time, I'm like, buddy, it's too violent, you can't come in. Yeah, Cyberpunk, this was the biggest bust in gaming history besides Battlefield. And then they fixed it. But it was too late at that point.

Understood, but now I just started it. So it's hot. No, I get it, but it was too late. I understand, yeah. Chris, why don't you play a game that you're familiar with? Like, I don't know, Mario Kart or some shit. I'm not familiar with anything. Yeah, he's not familiar with anything.

Dude, so many of these games. You're just standing there. You've got to strafe. I know you have to strafe, dude, but it's really fucking hard. This dude is like getting shot, and he's going like this. I understand, dude. I put it on normal mode. If it was on fucking hard mode, it would be this. I understand, dude. I put it on normal mode. If it was on fucking hard mode, it'd be impossible. That's my hell.

I just took some help. Who paid you $88 to play this bullshit? Fucking some guys. I don't know. They subscribe. I don't know how it works. Honestly, I have no idea. I don't know why it is, but it's just fun. It's kind of fun to do this. Okay. So here's what, here's the thing. I wanted to go on because bro, I need I need fucking hobbies, bro. I don't have any hobbies I work out. Okay, I get sick and copy to I

Drink coffee. Yeah, cuz you were sick the other night where you were doing this, bro I was it's like two o'clock in the morning and it's just like yeah, it was disgusting but but so so So I want I also love video games, but I don't ever want to, I love the idea of them, but then I play them and I'm like, come on bro. I don't ever want to have to pick, choose what to say to a guy. I hate that. Oh, you do. Oh, I don't play those kinds of games. It's so, they're going to tell me what they're going to tell me anyway. Dude, you should, I want you to play you should play the Harry Potter game, dude

I tried and I was like, I don't want to go to school. No Video game makes you go to school. I can't say out. I'm out and you have to sleep in a lot of these games Oh, why don't why don't you do a fighting game, Chris? Like Mortal Kombat or some shit? Yeah, I'm figuring out what game I want to do. The reason why I don't like those type of games is you go online and these little kid fingers, you can't beat them. You can't beat them.

Like if there's like combinations to this fight, you go on and your character's like this. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. You're getting jacked up and that's the end of it. I can't stand it. But that's what I don't like about Call of Duty. That's what you play, bro. Oh, no, but Call of Duty, the skill gap is not as large.

So you can, you're gonna get wrecked a lot, but that makes the victory even better. Hey, hey, real quick. Maybe you guys should go outside. I do go outside. We go outside. I'm tan, bro. I'm talking about. Look at me, I got a tan. I'm outside.

I gotta go to the airport. What are you talking about? No, I am outside bro. But anyway, dude, I don't know man. It's it's it's um Pick up rock climbing. You're a lanky bitch. I know I want to I was just thinking about that too. Why? It looks so dope You know what? I was out with you. You out with look listen. I was this past weekend I was in Charleston and Alabama with Matt and his security guys There are all these ex-military like jujitsu guys So I was talking with one of them and I said to him I said man today do they have old man jujitsu? You know, yeah, and he was like and he was like, yeah, man

I let me hook you up with somebody I know and and I was like, you know what? Yeah, I would do that like I thought I don't want to try to, you know, I'm not trying to fricking join the UFC. But if I get something that's like, you know, absolutely dude, I just want a little bit of, you know what I'm saying? It's not Jujitsu, but yeah, you should do it. No, that's Jujitsu, Brendan.

I don't know if you know, if you ever been around in a while, you've been retired from the UFC for a little while. This is a movie. I just rolled last week with some monsters out here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I just want to get into some low impact, like, you know, just to support the, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At some point. Yeah, of course. So Eric's going to pick up Jiu-Jitsu.

Chris, you're going to pick up rock climbing. I want to, but, but here's the thing. I want, I want, I, I, my fo, I always focus and you know, it's a joke cause I have skinny legs, but I like to work out my legs more than anything. And rock climbing is a lot of upper body shit. Yeah. I have some legs to it though. You got a lanky one so you can crawl up.

It does, yeah. It does. When I was at the- Whatever. They're always, but I think that's a thing that is, I think that's good that you work out your legs because I think that's a thing like men think, you know, strength is you work out your legs because I think that's a thing, like men think, you know, strength is all up here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But there's a lot of muscles in your legs, right, Brendan? Your fucking thighs, you know that shit? Well, yeah, it's mostly legs. I wanna be in my trunk, crazy, dude. I want my back, my fucking, my ass, to be fucking shelf. Bubble?

A shelf, bro. Fuck. I want that so badly I want a bubble but like a fucking shelf baddie dude yeah I do and I only shit out of it that's all I do is shit out of it just an exit I just shit bro but it's bad bro oh gaze look at me and they go man that's that's too bad. And I go, it is, but it's only shit fart time. Speaking of things we do with our ass. Get Chris a wagon.

I want a wagon, bro. I want to get my shit looking like a RS six. So Rachel, right. So Rachel says, so that's not a get up to go pee. You know, and we're sort of trying to potty train this kid, you know, but she's saying like, I need you to sit down to pee now, because. You. Yeah, because you're. Oh hell no. There's too much pee. You. Yeah, you know,

something that pee sprinkles onto the ground, and then it's like, she has to be there with the kid, and she's like, I'm tired of that. But this is my problem when I sit down to pee. I always end up having to shit. Yeah, I'm that way too. So I don't like that. Sometimes that shit is just there for later. Yeah. I get it. You know, and then you can't just be sitting down every time Eric.

I don't want to do that. The shit in your colon is like, yo, Brendan, like it or not. It's we're up. They're like, Oh, we gotta an emergency exit. Go, go, go. Go, go, go, go. Brendan's like one of those basketball players that can't shoot free throws and if he underhands, he'll be able to do it. But he's like, nah, man.

For what? That's that bitch shit. I ain't gonna do that. Even if the doctor told Brendan, Brendan, it's going to be better for you if you sit down to pee. He's going to be like, nah. Nah, fam. Nah, I'm not going to do that. Even if the doctor told Brendan, Brendan, it's going to be better for you. If you sit down to pee, he's going to be like, nah, nah, fam. Nah, I don't even want to get up to pee. I, I, I wore a diaper. I remember you're talking to a guy who had the diaper. He pissed hard and he pissed the bed.

I want to put a urinal in my place. I'm tired of like, why don't, why don't homes come with urinals? That's a good point. Not a good point. I like it. Yes it is. But I want the long one where I piss down. None ofinals? That's a good point. Why don't they? Not a good point. I like a nice urinal. Yes it is. But I want the long one where I piss down. None of it is a good point. Just go outside and piss, who cares?

Oh my God. I love that, I love that. I love it. Because you two are monsters. Monsters, this guy wants to fucking dodge your stadium urinal in his, in his fucking two bedroom. I'm not saying a trough.

You want some big trough? It's five bedroom, thank you. One of those bathrooms I wanted to have a urinal. I just want the whole bathroom. Guy wants to be. Come on, guys. Where you just walk in and you can just, just pee anywhere and it just like,

it's like a big shower. You're just gonna say it's a shower, homeboy? But not a shower. Not a shower. That guy doesn't take showers, bro. Oh my God. Wait, wait. Erik looks like a bath guy.

Nah, I shower. I was thinking about this last night though. I got a great new shower. Back to the video game. You, I was thinking about this last night though. I got a great new shower. Back to the video game. You, I was thinking about this last night when I was going to sleep. You bring, what do you bring on the road? When I go to the road, oh I bring my,

you know what, I actually have it in the trunk of my car. I can actually show it to you right now. Should I do that? Would that be a good content pic? Well, what I wanna know is, it would be fine. It would be fine. I like it. It would be good. I like it.

But you have. What do you mean? What's he bring? Like his fucking PlayStation? Yeah, but he brings his PlayStation. I can bring it. But he can't just bring the PlayStation. I can just open my trunk right now.

He has to bring a fucking monitor and shit. Oh, I'll show it to you. I gotta see this. Or sometimes I, wait, my car's not, I don't know why my car's not loading up. It's coming. It's like in cyberpunk, you could just call your car to you. Just go near the car with this,

and then there's a trunk button in the back of the trunk. You know what I mean? Yeah, man, it's ready to go. If someone found your phone, could they steal your car? Yeah. Well, you have to unlock the phone though, right? Yeah, you don't have to unlock it. Oh, okay.

No, no, actually no. Actually, the phone's just near the car. It'll open, but you know what? When you get in the car, if it doesn't have to. No, no, actually no. Actually, the phone's just near the car. It'll open. But you know what? When you get in the car, if it doesn't recognize me. What? Oh, they have facial recognition in the car? Yeah, facial recognition, yeah.

Whoa. Yeah, you like that. Look at his face. I don't like that. Nick, Nick, look at his face. I don't like that. You did. You had a moment like this.

I don't like that. Because they could cut you off and you won't be able to drive your own car, bro. Drive fast, no gas. Drive fast, no gas. No gas? Chris, did they give you a ticket for taxing? Bro, I have a cop that's out to get me, dude. I don't like this cop. He keeps pulling me over and giving me tickets.

Same cop? Yeah, bro. No, no, no, no. That's on you. Because he's like this. He's probably like, I've given this idiot a ticket twice. I'm just going to like wait, you know, he's getting his quota. Your learning curve is obviously very flat. Why, why, why do cops have to be dicks, dude?

Chris. Nah, I'm not going to like this, bro. No, no, no, no, I'm with you a thousand percent. Here's my thing. Oh God. If you're pulling me over and you're going to give me a ticket, we're done. It's all right. I don't need to talk to you anymore. If I can't talk myself out of this

ticket and you're still going to give it to me. Now the conversation is like, you know what I mean? I'm done. Yeah. That window noise. I just go, get the ticket. You know what I mean? No, you just go up, have it come down, put the ticket in there, keep the ticket in there like that and then drive away. Yeah, I got it. Dude. With the ticket going like this, bye bitch! Chris, what did he say to you? He was mean to you? Yeah, he was like, I pulled you over for this before. By the way, I was like, I wasn't, I actually wasn't texting.

I was looking where to go because I was putting in this fucking shit. Uh huh. And he was like, I saw two hands on, bullshit. I'm not fucking texting like this when I drive, you know? Even if I was, I was doing like that. So I was like, all right, I'm gonna argue with the cop. So, okay. So he gave me the ticket and then he said,

your learning curve is obviously very flat. I've given you a ticket before. And I know the other cop there, he's pulled me over and he been like, Crystal Leo, what's up, bro? He's like, dude, the other guy will give you a ticket, but I won't. We just outed him. Whatever, I'm not saying names.

Thank you, sir. So, how much is it, 400? I don't know. I already got a ticket, so I gotta go fucking. You gotta go to court? Yeah. Then you just go in and you just go, sir, are you married? Yeah, right. I get it, gunk. Yeah. Then you just go in and you just go, sir, are you married? Yeah.

Right. I get it. Cunk. Yeah. I'll get the only gay judge. No. All right, let me show you. Book him.

Let me show you guys how it works, baby. Let's see. Because this is in. This is wild. First of all, thanks to whoever, one of our sponsors gave us these suitcases. Forgot who it was, but this is a great fricking bag. God, they were good.

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Oh, okay. This is not Huckberry, it was another one. Huckberry's great. But Huckberry's great. Quince? Is it Quince? I think so. Might have been Quince.

I don't know, but by the way, shout out to Huckberry. They sent me two backpacks and they are, this is the best backpack. I'm not even, cause they're not even really a sponsor anymore. They hold a lot of books here. I told you, you know, those backpacks and they are, this the best backpack, I'm not even, cause they're not even really a sponsor anymore. I told you know that those backpacks are the best travel backpacks I've ever had. It just fits perfectly, it carries a lot of stuff, it's good material.

So anyways. No free ads, what the hell? Yeah, what the fuck dude? Alright here's how I travel okay. So this is what you bring? Yeah this is what I bring, I put the towel, because you know what, I get sick of carrying it on, I just check it in.

I get it, I get it. I don't care anymore. Okay, so first We have look at this. Yeah, it's just wrapped up stains on it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean I had to multitask You know what I mean? Smells like a game. It's like it's a fucking Holy Grail, bro. The guys pulling out like it belongs to Indiana Jones You better be good at video games. That's what is that an Xbox? So you play on that? Yeah.

Because if I'm sitting at a desk, this is big enough. Yeah, I get that. This is big enough. I get it. All right, so he's on that. OK. Eric, you better be so good at video games, dude, to have all that games.

I'll wreck you. All right, bro. No, dude, we played fucking Mario Kart. That was a bullshit game. I'll wreck you. All right, bro Dude, we played fucking my bullshit I'll wreck all right, so no way golden eyes You can see me guys and I'll wreck you shop. What else is in that? Okay, so I have this so this is the Xbox Okay, I didn't know they come like that hold that for us. That's pretty cool I'm gonna move this is dorks cent does it come with a free subscription only fan so you can put

You could put a scale it on there. You know what? Nerd jokes now? Alright so. I put this in here. Okay that's cool. To make sure stuff doesn't fall out. I get it. But this is my Xbox elite controller Yeah, why am I bad I You know my pretty dope headphones, all right, cuz I have to like you know So when you podcast it and play video games you gotta do it like that. You've never looked worse. What up? All right so. That's how we do that, okay, I have that.

And then, you know, sometimes if I wanna use my. That's a fucking nightstick, in case someone comes in and intrudes or I beat the shit out of them. What is this? A light? If I wanna use my. What the fuck is this?

If I wanna use my phone. If I wanna stream. Then I would put my phone like this, you know. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Why are you streaming there though, If I want to stream, then I would put my all this shit. I know, I get it. What is it? I got a harmonica? You don't have, yeah. Yeah.

No, this is a streaming device. A Magewell. Okay. And then I have my webcam. Yeah. Now if I wanna hook it up to my computer, I would use this stuff. Okay, so.

But I can stream from the Xbox with this. And you don't have to use your phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can stream from the Xbox with this. Okay. Yeah, but sometimes you wanna, no, no, yeah, I can use my Xbox with this. Okay. Yeah, but sometimes you wanna, no, no, no. I can use my phone as a webcam if I want to through my computer, or I can use this.

Meanwhile, there's some 14-year-old watching us going, what the fuck, that's Eric? No, I understand. That's Eric127-77? So hold on, so that, so. And that's, it's real simple. Well, I don't know if I'd say it's real simple. Yeah, it looks simple.

It is simple. But hold on, but what I I'd say it's real simple, but hold on. But what I do want to say is how long does it take to set up? Two hours, five, six minutes. I got it down to a science. I'm like a pit crew. I'm ready to go. Then I'm fucking streaming. Get on my level. Wow. Just at the Radisson I'm fucking streaming baby. His drinks, snacks. Get on my level. Wow, just at the Radisson Inn. Yeah baby. Just at the fucking, at the good night inn.

Yeah, and check it out, and I get so many bangs on the wall or calls. No. Yeah, cause I be, no dude, one time this woman came to my door, she was like, um, hi, I had to. He's got his headphone down with him. Yeah, exactly, I was like this, what? Cause you know, I get loud or they call you, Hey, we got a noise complaint cause three o'clock in the morning. I'm going like this.

How? And Eric, how many, how many people are watching you live stream when you're in the hotel room? 12. You know, it depends, you know, it's anywhere from 50 to a hundred, you know, the, the streaming shit, I mean, they're not watching me for great gameplay. They're watching cause it's like, Oh, it's Montez. to a hundred, you know, the, the streaming shit. I mean, they're not watching me for great gameplay. They're watching cause it's like, Oh, it's Montez. And they like, you know what I mean? Guys, take a little break here.

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Bro, kinda. You can never hit the right buttons. So I know you know. The whole time. This guy, fired, fired. The whole time we were talking about this. And not just because he's black. Fire.

The whole time we were talking about this, Kevin going like this. Yeah, the whole time. So I had to ask. No, I'm good, mofo. I would kill him. You have all the fancy equipment getting stomped. In a 50 plus league, I'm killing.

All right, all right. So yeah, this is- And I like Call of Duty because, like I said, the skill gap, like you'll run into some sweat balls, man. Like these guys are out here just like- What's a sweat ball? It's just one of these these kids is just like, you know, you got 20 kills, you can't do anything.

Sweat balls? What's it called? Sweat balls. You call them sweat balls. Why? They're sweats. They call them sweat balls. Guys, know the lingo.

I don't know the lingo. You don't know the lingo? Do you say GGs too? Yeah, of course. Golden Globes. GGs, good game. You say GGs? Yeah, you go GGs.

Just say good game though. You go GGs. I don't even like when they're like, chat, what's up chat? Somebody was like, I mean, you go GG's. Just say good game though. You go GG's. I don't even like when they're like chat, what's up chat? Somebody was like, I mean I don't understand that. We have some of the same followers and one of the guys that follows me is a moderator on your thing. Yeah, you know what I mean?

You know, you just get people. I give people 100,000 second timeouts. Oh yeah. I love doing that. I guess they do that for me, I don't know. Hype Train is the thing that I like. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that. I guess they do that for me, I don't know. Hype Train is the thing that I like. Oh yeah, that's great. What is that?

What it means is just like, it's a train of events. They want you to keep going, you know what I mean? A sweat is a player who tries too hard. Look at this sweat building towers in Fortnite. That's the example they give. For someone who doesn't know about the lingo, that's the example they give. Oh yeah doesn't know about the lingo. That's the example they get. Yeah Oh, yeah. Now I get it get here

No, it's good. Hi, Trin go to hype train. What is hype train? 17 down there just down a wave of excitement and support in chat. Let's get this hype train rolling. I do that. I've done that Yeah, I got it. Does that list have the the n-word on there? There are that's probably number one. Oh dude, and call of duty man. Oh my God. You will, it's crazy racist. Really?

They say N words? Oh my God. It'll just be like, you can tell it's just some white kid that's never, Really? Never got punched in the face before. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean?

But I'm sure they don't say anything about Jews on there. Yeah, probably not. They do. Maybe that one. No, we're joking. No, we're joking, Eric. But remember that one, what? I'm curious to the example. Remember that one, the Miami Heat player?

He used the- Harold Minor? The Jew- Wow. He loves that reference. Is that Isaiah Rodgers? Your basketball knowledge needs to grow because you can't use that reference every time.

Why, he won the slam dunk contest in 2000. You're stupid. What'd he say though, Eric, you got in trouble? Yeah, cause he was like, cause this is what happens, cause like I've often made this joke, you know, they'll call you like, you know, they'll call you the F word a lot, you know, and I'll be like, damn, apparently gay people

are great at this game. Oh, nice dude. Yeah, excuse my bad. Cause every time I wreck you. And Eric's like the end to eight mile with the fucking, with the, here comes this F word. You know what I mean? So it's like the end to eight mile with the fucking, with the, here comes this F word. You know what I mean? So it's like, um, but they just, that Miami heat player, he said, he said,

yeah, I'm an F word. I'm still killing you. It sounds like Eric's getting bullied. No, but that's just every time you kill anybody in Call of Duty. Eric gets bullied bro. Cause they had this thing called. Because they had this thing called the kill comms. OK, so when you're fighting someone, if you kill them, the comms turn on for three seconds. And that's where the racist stuff happens. Yeah, so you can hear the person being upset at you.

It's great. I love it. But they just turn on a thing called proximity chat. So now if you're like 30 meters in the game around someone, you can hear them talk. That's good. Yeah. Well, so that they're just asking for racism.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. But here, which is like, you get paid for racism, but you know what's going on. Come on. But here's the argument. Say all that stuff though. Here's the argument though.

Here's the argument. So you're going to, we're going to simulate killing people, but but you have a problem the things that I say. Oh, it's yeah So they actually they actually like toned down like cuz they were banning people crazy left and right, you know You know what I mean? Really? Yeah, but now they're just kind of like you want to drop an n-word It is what it is free speech. That's good to know for me. Yeah Myers Leonard said Kevin you want to read this? No, I'm good.

Okay. I also take a... No, I'm good. I also take this. Oh wow, okay. March 20, 21, he was a member of the Miami Heat. Meyers Leonard. Meyers Leonard, so years after Held Miner.

Leonard said, fucking cowards, don't fucking snipe at me you. What would even be the thing to say to this, you blank bitch. It's the Jewish one. Now here's my thing about this, that I found about this one. Listen, that one's been retired so long, if you're saying that, that's in you. Nobody says that.

Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Like the N word is in every word, it's like a part of everyone's vernacular. It's not like in says that. Yeah, true. You know what I mean? Like the N word is in every word. It's like a part of everyone's vernacular. It's not like in Jewish rap. Right, right. Right. Right.

Right. Yomiko off to the side. Yeah. It's like, that's the one you go, if you're saying that, it's kind of ridiculous. Yeah. Because it's not even one that's like, it's like these like racial slurs,

I don't know if they're, any of them are truly offensive, so much as the value that we put on them in the moment. Yeah, okay, sure. You know what I mean? But that one has been gone for so long, because who does that even bother? I'm rocking the mic, I'm a...

Oh, hello. I just saw Nick, before he said it, then he was like, okay, how can I... How do I fit this word in there? Like in his mind he was going, yeah, okay, all right. It'd work better if the second bar was rocking the mic, but I didn't wanna reveal. Turn me up in the headphones, turn me up in the headphones.

Hold up, my tendrils is in the way. So. Top hat askew. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, you packed the fuck up that's nice all right, so Just did the work of it is just What do you do when you get to the hotel what do you do I hope

Eric going through all that trouble to bring that on the plane. I hope you're good Eric And I hope you're not getting bullied on there man. That would break my heart Dude, I'm the one doing the bullying if he wasn't't doing the bullying on my stream I'd say that much. Yeah. But uh, trust me. I guess my point is uh what I do is I turn on uh uh forensic files on the road. Yeah but can I tell you something else about this? Yeah. So I also, you do? I also could just, I just have extra HDM cables. I hooked this up to the hotel TV and I have my YouTube TV. I have all my shit. I don't gotta worry about signing in on the credentials on the TV. I'm just doing it. This is how I watch my shows. Casey, don't nod your head.

Casey's nodding his head like, boom, boom. You bring your Apple TV. To your point, you don't have to sign in on yeah and things yeah And then if you do then you state sign in now getting all this shit. Yeah, exactly I knew Apple TV not a TV the box right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or like a crowbar even like that chrome device is great to take with you the best hotels are the ones that now you can like Good night in when you can when you can broadcast to the, you know, stream to the TV.

Yeah, that's the best. Yeah. Cause it's just your shit, you know what I mean? Like last night we were like in, we were in this Live Nation event, you know, Live Nation, so I say, Hey, can you give me the internet passcode? Cause all the TVs in the green rooms.

He's the annoying guy. Yeah, yeah. Cause the game, the game seven was on, man. See, see. Game seven. That's annoying for guy. Yeah, yeah. Can I say that? Because the game seven was on, man. See, see. Game seven. That's annoying for me. Game seven. So then I like, I just broadcast it right from my phone

and everybody was like, oh yeah. You know what I mean? Until you get a call. Hold on, I'm getting a call, guys. That doesn't matter. It doesn't affect that. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Oh shit, my wife's calling.

Hello. And then come back, Halliburton out for the game. Yeah, I know. I'm like, what? No, it was great. And you could pause. It's great. Don't say that.

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Pay never. I'm just saying, dude, it's like the parking at the airport thing your five hundred dollars Do you know you can also valet at the airport for the cheaper than that you can? The airport for cheaper than that, but you need Just cuz you're an idiot doesn't mean dude. Why this is the thing with you, bro Why is it so important for you that I fucking valet my car at the airport? Because I know you, you wasting money and time. Why does it, dude.

It bothers me because I want you to leave the airport, go into your Mercedes, now you can text and drive in your Mercedes, go get your coffee from your favorite coffee place, stop and just be chill. You know what I mean? You're driving home like, you know what, this was great. I love this, thanks Eric Griffin, you were right. Turned it down.

Turned it down. He was, you know what, that's been a holster. He's been waiting for the proper moment to you. Turned it down. Yeah, I do have a, I had it in my Rolodex. That's all I'm saying, man. I quit. Just like that?

Just that simple you quit? Did you want to share the song that someone sent you? Did you say he sent it to me? No, no, no, no. I, oh man, see I don't know if he's gonna, you know what? I just played it. Can I just play it like this? What song?

The only thing is I don't want us to, because I think he's putting it up like official. I don't want us to get demonetized for it. You know what I mean? Just play it. Guys, Patreon. You know what I mean? We're gonna play a fart song. I'd like to hear it.

Yeah, well, sign up on the Patreon. Because, no, but. Wait, I need a Texas update. How are you doing? How's the fam? How are you doing? How's Texas? I'm great.

What's your routine now? Do you have your favorite coffee place? Do you have like, what's your restaurants you like? Like, what's your routine now? Tell us about it. That's what Eric thinks a good friend does, dude. Yeah. Got a coffee place?

Oh wow! Sorry that I'm checking in with my friend, you piece of shit. Are you doing that to get points for God. Oh my God. Listen. Chris didn't even know two of his best friends left LA. Yeah, I know, you're gonna have to be my plus one

to get into heaven, piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna be like, you know, it's like, it's Chris D'Alea. It's like, it's.

Ah! And they're gonna be like, ooh. I don't know. They're gonna have to talk to someone. Yeah. What, yeah, what? So tell us, Brandon, what's going on? I knew you fucking left us, hightailed it out of here. You didn't know me and Brian did.

No, I did. I didn't even tell anybody. Okay, so there you go then. But I did know. So go ahead. I felt, I feel it. On the weekends, so there you go then. But I did know. So go ahead. I felt it, I feel it. On the weekends, I'm always on the lake, man. Like the lake's right behind our house.

We're on the boats and shit, it's great for the kiddos. But how long is that? I mean, that's okay, cause it's like cool now. Cause you're like, oh, there's a lake and we have a boat. But how long is that gonna last? True, but it's literally right behind our house. Wow, stop bragging, dude. Humble bragging.

No, but I'm saying it's there. It's not going anywhere. If it is there, it is there though. I mean. It's there, it's there. All right'm saying it's there. It's not going if it is there it is there though I mean, it's there. It's there. All right, so it's nice toes in it And then late school and then tiger the big thing is tiger has tryouts Tomorrow make try on the big baseball team out here Lake trout this evening. He's gonna be the water Oh, wow, I bet you can't wait for that, huh if he can give his toes in the water. Is that gonna be? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a wrap.

Oh wow, I bet you can't wait for that, huh? It's, you know, there's 12 spots and there's probably like 60 kids trying out. Oh man. So we'll see how he does. That'd be a shame if those kids had diarrhea that day, wouldn't it? Oh. Call me later.

Do do do. Yeah. Um, so, okay, so how far do you live from Brian Callan? You know, I have no clue where he's at. Now that's a friend. Do you understand? That is what a good friend is. No, no, no.

The good friend's right here. You two are pieces of shit, okay? That's what that is right there. You don't know where Brian lives? So has Brian been on the lake with you guys? Brian hasn't been on the podcast He's in fucking Italy looking at statues with dicks Yeah, yeah fucking fucking Brian on the lake. We should I get him on the yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

You didn't even bank episodes, he just took off? Yeah, and they're like, they gotta call fucking Tim Kennedy. He gave me like a two day notice. Kennedy or whatever. Yeah, Tim Kennedy, I've been hanging with him. He seems cool. Tim's the best. Oh good, cool. Yeah, he's great.

I don't know him, I never met him. I want to know him. You would love him, yeah he's great. Really? Okay, cool. Yeah, great. He seems like a cool dude. I like the way he works out.

I gotta fucking, I like the way he works out. I kinda want this here. I know, I know what you're saying. you know what I'm saying? Tim, Tim, Tim almost works out too hard for me. I was training with him all last week. It's a lot. How old is he? He's already 40, 40. Yeah. Yeah. My age, 43. So he, so yeah, that's awesome, bro. I fucking love that shit dude. But you know, I like to do stuff just to look and I'll be like, dude,

what like the warmup the other day was 45 minutes long, like whatever, a fucking hundred burpees. I'm like, what are we, what are we getting ready for? But he actually kills people. So that makes sense. But when you say he actually kills people, what do you mean? I, I, he, he, he's in Israel right now getting Americans out. Oh now. Yeah. Oh wow. Oh, I thought he was like retired from that shit. No, definitely active. It's like the table in John Wick.

You have to, you're just in. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, like even it'll be too much, I'm like why the fuck are we doing this man? Let's go, you know, chill. Wow. But he's doing it for survival.

So your workout, Brendan, you have a limit of like, where you go, I'm not trying to fight anymore This is enough right is there if it's if it's jujitsu or boxing I'm down to do whatever but when it's just like yeah, yeah, yeah burpees Pull-ups over and over. I'm just like for why I love that stuff though because I I tell you why because I That's one of the only times I'm thinking of absolutely nothing. There are three times I'm thinking of absolutely nothing, and I think, I would say maybe only two. So this podcast.

When I'm on stage, and when I'm really killing it on golden hour. And I mean when I'm in it. No, yeah, when I'm on stage or working out, those are the only times really. So you need to do harder workouts, Chris. What? You need to do harder workouts.

Yeah, yeah. No, but to your point, what's the point of harder workouts? At a certain point, unless you really enjoy working out and this is your jam, you know those people that are like, I do 25 miles a day, you know, those kind of motherfuckers.

But what I'm saying is I get your point, where it's like, and do 25 miles a day, you know those kind of motherfuckers. But like what I'm saying is like, I get your point where it's like, and that's the hard part for a casual person, you know, you start going to work out and you're like, I don't wanna do that. Well no. You know what I'm saying? I'm not, but. The trainer guy's like, all right, today we gonna start

with, we gonna start with 200 burpees, we gonna do this. I'm like, yo yo dude, I'm not trying to storm the beaches of Normandy, bro. I just wanna get my belly down and like, you know, be able to like run after my kid. What the fuck you talking about? You know? But I would say, I mean, look, I'm not a professional fitness

fighter or anything like that. So I guess I'm a casual, but I like doing that shit. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, some people love it. That's your jam, do it. I remember like back in the day I tried like P90X and those things. I actually enjoyed it.

The problem was you were in your living room making your living room funky. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You just in my living room. You're just doing this shit, sweating, just flying on all your shit. Yeah, my thing is if there's a goal

or there's a competition, I'm down to do it. If it's just because it's good for your heart, I'll go do some of that. But that's a cool point right there. Competitive, yeah. But even if it's like, oh I'm about to do this thing, or even if you didn't train before that race with Chappelle,

but the thing is, you know what I mean? Yeah, I blew my hamstring down. It's those kinds of things though, if you have a goal, but the main goal is just to be like, let me just maintain. I don't think you have to work as hard to maintain, right?

Is that what your thing is? No, I'm good. Yeah, as long as I look good. Yeah, that's great. That's great. And this is for the gram and he's got 700 pounds when I'm fucking. Yeah, but that's great though for him though.

He's built a lifestyle that he can maintain that. It's awesome. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, you know, he's a, yeah. Oh man, just to get into that. My financial guy, I've known him for like 20 years, you know, he's like in his 40s,

like in the last couple years, he just made a switch in his life where he's like, I wanna get into this, and now he's fuckin'. And he's into working out or what? Yeah, he's like, he fuckin' like just ripped, and I'm like, what are you doing, man? I'm your financial guy. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna invest in this now.

You know what I'm like. Invest in your body. I think actually that's a great combo. Somebody that's into money and fitness. Well, the one thing that you will say is somebody who's fit, you know that they're at least some level of discipline. And that is important because it's like, you know, if you have, you know, if you have

You know if you have I mean, you know, there are these high-pressure jobs like lawyer agent fucking doctor If you're a fat fuck late Agent then you know you you you can understand why certain types that he moves a certain type away, you know Dude, I had a agent I had a agent for a while and he's like 400 pounds and he kept getting fatter over the years. And I was like, man, I feel like you didn't send those emails. He was just booking you like this on a table,

hold on a second, bring it. Yeah, you know he wasn't working hard. There's no discipline. Yeah. But that's the thing, I often say that. That's why I'm sure, motivation is hard, okay? I'm not even gonna like, I'll be the thing, I often say that. That's why I'm, you know, motivation is hard, okay? I'm not even gonna like, you know, I'll be the one, obviously, but it's like,

motivation is hard to like, it's not just the motivation to start, but the motivation to maintain. Like, you know, I was just getting there then I moved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens a lot. But I was trying to like, I would go to the gym I was going to without my guy.

Then I'd be like, all right, what are those things he told me to do? And then you try to check in. It's different. Like the exercises become different, you know? So you're just like, get a parking space. Fuck you, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. What are the things, what are the things?

How many more you got? What about some ozempic for your ass? I don't wanna do that shit. Eric. I don't wanna do that shit. Eric. I don't wanna do that shit. It worked for Adele and Lizzo. Did it. But they still got money for people to like,

you know, be around doing shit. I don't know if I want to send Eric, bro. Not without, yeah, I need to. Weird. I gotta do some weightlifting. I can't just be like, that looks crazy. You know, people that just lose weight, that shit looks dumb as fuck.

Like you look dumb. You seen Jonah Hill lately? That shit looks dumb, dude. That's a ton of weight. It looks like he's wearing Jonah Hill. It looked like somebody went like this. Yeah. Just fat is coming out of a hole.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't like that. That doesn't look good. You don't get too skinny. I remember when I, you know, and he shouldn't have done this by the way, but I remember like, it was like, and he shouldn't have done this by the way,

but I remember like, it was like the third season of Workaholics, you know, I see myself on TV and I was like, nah, we gotta do something about that. You were too big? Yeah. Yeah. And so then, but then like, I'm in the middle of working on a posting that I get a,

I won't say from who, but I get a text from. I know it's who it's from. From someone. You told me. Yeah. And he goes, It was me. He goes, hey man, we didn't hire skinny Montez. That's crazy.

At the time I was thinking, you shouldn't have texted me that. It's actually, in California, not good. It's weird, and I think that's one of the reasons why Hollywood is moving away from California, because California has the strictest discrimination laws in the nation. But Hollywood is, the nature of auditioning is discrimination. If the part says, skinny, white dude, blah blah blah, that's, you can't be black coming in like,

yo man, how come I can't get that part? Because the part was written for a person that looks like this. I mean, that's, you know, it's the, I think it's like the one that they dig. Okay, we will let that go in that business, but you know what I mean? But you gotta like, I feel like, you know,

the weightlifting, I love the weightlifting, it felt good. Well, speaking of weightlifting, I'm gonna be in St. Louis this weekend, and then Indianapolis, and then Irvine weekend and then Indianapolis and then Irvine and then Houston and then Miami. Go to chrisley.com, get your tickets. Yeah, get your tickets at chrisley.com

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