The Golden Hour - Porta-Brawl | The Golden Hour #45 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Jeff Dye

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

Jeff Dye joins the gang and the guys do a live interview the girl who kicked butt in the infamous porta-potty brawl at a Morgan Wallen concert then talk all things baseball, why Jeff is considered Mr. NBA, Jay Mohr and Dane Cook stories, Michelle Wolf's take on flirting, why mansplaining gets a bad wrap, 50 cent's mic throwing incident, a hairy bodies comparison between Nick, Jeff and Erik and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast DraftKings - Download the Draftkings Sportsbook App NOW and use code: Golden

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour So are you a big baseball fan? The biggest. Biggest I know. Really? I watch every pitch of Mariner baseball. You know what's crazy? This entire season.

That's intense. This guy, what's his face from the Angels, is arguably the greatest baseball player ever. He's the greatest athlete. Right? Not a baseball player. Greatest athlete. He's better than Tom Brady.

He's better than Michael Jordan. But go ahead. Show A.O. Tani. No way. Better than Michael Jordan. He's up there. Or LeBron James.

He's the greatest. Athlete? He's up there. But what I'm saying is, this guy's doing amazing stuff, and no one goes to the games. It's because the Angels stink. It doesn't matter. They have Trout, too. I don't know. Theout too. The two best.

Two of these guys. Do you think baseball is going to survive in the next 10 years? It's thriving. I'll keep telling you why baseball is thriving. The pitch count? The pitch clock helps. They're letting baseball be cool again.

They realized 10 years ago we're losing all these young people. Nobody watches baseball. They're all watching ago, we're losing all these young people. Nobody watches baseball. They're all watching UFC. They're all watching other things. Baseball's not hip anymore. Now it's like an old guy thing. So now they let them wear all these gold necklaces and diamonds. That used to be against the rules.

They're letting bat flips happen. That used to never happen. Show a little personality. They're pimping strikeouts. So City Connect also helps these cool uniforms that each team has. And then also, they all have a thing that once they hit a home run, they get to do a thing in the dugout. strikeouts. So City Connect also helps these cool uniforms that each team has. And then also they all have a thing that once they hit a home run, they get to do like a thing in the dugout.

It's like an excessive kind of celebration thing. And each team has their own thing. So like in Chicago, White Sox gets a home run. He puts on like a mobster jacket and like a fedora. Like Al Capone. Connected to the Chicago mob. Frowned upon. Old people must really hate this.

Oh, yeah. And old baseball players can't shut up about it. Like, Goose Gossage and all those guys are like, these kids don't know school. I know you think it's thriving, but their ratings are down 50% since 2016. Oh, really? Yeah, I guess I've never looked at the numbers. It seems young and cool. I get you, but their ratings are – they keep going down.

Well, maybe because I just got it because my son's big into baseball now, so I watch all of it. Dude, I love it. We have MLB Network. So I figure it's thriving. Me too. That's what I assumed. Otani's is dope.

When he hits the home run, he puts on that samurai hat. That shit is dope. Well, and also, they're letting all these really – because I'd say dressing up like the mob is probably pretty aggressive in Chicago. They do this one thing where he does a sword, and he puts the sword in his sheath. Oh, wow. There's all these little ones and the only one

that got banned was one of the teams, oh, the Braves, had a big stupid hat that they would put on. It was like a big cartoon kind of like hat and that company sued him

and said, you can't have that hat. That was the only one that got banned was that because that company's like, we're not getting paid off. And that was kind of

the weakest one. Yeah, it was the dumbest one anyways. Yeah. I like the Mariners. Show the Mariners. We have a Trident because we're like the awkward team all over Seattle Mariners. See, I thought you guys were in the run to get Otani because you guys love you Asians. I'm calling my shot right now. He goes to Seattle.

Or the Giants or Yankees. Seattle. Yeah, but that injury has tough. It might have cost him a lot of money. Nah, it'll be good. That's the scene. Like, this is cool. See, when we hit a home run, we we got a fucking weapon we're ready to rumble dude pretty cool but this is gonna be a second about it tommy john surgery yeah no one's ever came back from two yeah but

also no one's ever done what he's doing anyways so there was a day there was a day he hit two home runs and pitched a one hitter they in the same day. They still lost. I'm just saying it's like – That's amazing, dude. It's like – He hit a home run out of a stadium that was closed. They had like a closed roof. He hit it out of the stadium.

That's like cartoon stuff. Is that weird? You can find the video of it. It's insane. He doesn't get more coverage. Hey, let's play this game. Is it racist? My son calls him.

Chin, you should give us the heads up. Is it racist? Is it racist? My son calls him Sushi Otani. No, race is it racist my son calls him sushi ohtani No, this is a kid right? Oh, just check it off. Just I'm gonna say sushi. They can't say sushi He's the ice he says she look at this. It's like obviously it's not as That Japan's or is he's dope How about he won the home run off my trout right out of the boom?

And they're like what we're like the camera guy can't find it? He hit it out of the top of the roof. It just went out like a cartoon? They kind of zoom in on it here. I love how the whole stadium is kind of quiet. Everyone's confused by it. They're like, is it going to fall down? Is it an obstruction? What's the rules here? And then they zoom in on it. The ball perfectly found

between these two panels and just went out of the stadium. That ball still hasn't landed. It goes right through there and just out of the whole place. I guess that's a home run. Oh, wait, where is it? I'm waiting for it to go through. Oh, my God.

I thought you were joking, too. No, it's cool. Thank God that happened. I thought I was just going to keep going into the crowd. So there's a YouTube channel called Baseball Doesn't Exist. And even if you don't like baseball these episodes are amazing and one of the ones was that shohei otani is the greatest athlete who's ever lived and so i'm really just regurgitating what i heard on that but he is they make a great argument they made a great argument for like he's up there to

be the pitcher and a hitter and they compare him to Babe Ruth? It's crazy. Babe Ruth wasn't hitting fucking junk off of Spanish. You know, Puerto Rican? He's getting pitched by all white dudes. Also, Babe Ruth only pitched for like a year or two. And how many home runs did Babe Ruth hit off? How many pitchers? I go, Tony's seen a different pitcher every now and then. That was such an old school thing to like where you made,

where Babe Ruth was the standard for greatness. That stopped like 20 years ago. Also, nobody talks about this. I have a little stupid baseball things. You know the strike zone wasn't even around when Babe Ruth hit? Like they literally, he got to say, I'd like high pitches, please. Oh, wow. And then the guy would just throw him high balls.

If he threw anything low, it would be considered a ball. And most strikeouts were on swings. So if Babe Ruth struck out, it's because he did three swings. He could just say, I want him high. If Griffey could say, I only want high pitches, he'd have a billion home runs. It was like kickball. Slowly rollies. It's exactly like that.

No bouncing. No bouncing. It sounds like fake news, but that's real. It's just right. And also, like you just said. What are we doing? No Dominicans. No black Americans.

No Venezuelans. No Japanese players. No Korean players. What are we doing? No Dominicans. No, like, black Americans. No Venezuelans. No Japanese players. No Korean players. What are we doing? No Dominicans really. He wasn't great. Just a fat guy who drank and hit a home run. He was awesome.

He'd be vilified if he was playing today. Yeah. And he looks like shit. You know who the worst is? Ty Cobb. Yeah. Ty Cobb once kidnapped a homeless black boy from Detroit. Hey, man.

What? Ruining all our white heroes, dude. He's not one of my heroes. I hate Ty Cobb once kidnapped a homeless black boy from Detroit. Hey, man. What? You're ruining all our white heroes, dude. He's not one of my heroes. I hate Ty Cobb. Listen to this. He kidnapped a kid. You can look this up. I'm not making this up.

He kidnapped a kid because he believed that he'd be good luck. And before he'd go hit, I'm going to touch you. Before he'd go hit you, he would touch the little homeless black kid for good luck. He put him in a uniform. He called him Little Rascusaskis renamed this homeless kid then after like a after like a month or two he was like this kid's bad luck and just left him thousands of miles from where he picked up the hall of fame but pete rose is it yeah ty cobs can't get yeah ty cobs can enslave a young black boy little raskis also he made this kid sleep under his bed. Well, it doesn't mess with the integrity of the game.

Well, he made him sleep under his bed on the road, like in the hotel. Oh, it's a tough sell. It's so bad, dude. I'm not going to wear that Ty Cobb jersey anymore. Lil Raskis. I can't find exactly it, but just recently I heard that a lot of the stories about Ty Cobb that were damning about him were made up by one writer who didn't like him, and everybody believed it for decades.

So I don't know about the Blacks. Just put in Lil Raskis. It'll come right up. The internet is rich with this stuff. Rastas. No, Raskis. I see Rastas. Oh, is it?

Ty Cobb, Lil Raskis. With the A-S-T-U-S. Why is his name Lil Raskis? That's what Ty Cobb named him? Seems like a good time. Dude, I'm telling you. There's photos of him and stuff. Rastas, you're right.

They do that a lot, though. Baseball has a gross history with hunchbacks were considered good luck. So they would just give a guy with a deformity a uniform and put him in the dugout. And guys would just kind of rub his hump. It's pretty bad. There's a really bad history about that kind of stuff. Those guys were wild back in the day. You can find photos of little Rastas, too.

And I guess late into his life, he would wear the uniform around and be like, you know, I'm the mascot for the Tiger. There he is. Okay. Well, that is tough. Oh, that's him as an adult still wearing the uniform around. Damn. It still fits.

Because he would tell people about it, and they were like, what? What are you talking about? He's like, you know Ty Cobb? Yeah. He goes, yeah. I slept under his bed. I'm the reason you had all those homers. Really?

Yeah. You call me Raskis. So funny. Boy, that is some dark shit. Very. Boy, he brought in the dark arts, man. Baseball's got some cool stuff. You ruined Ty Cobb and Babe Ruth.

Boy, they both suck. I got my own heroes, and they're not on the list. They're not on mine anymore. There is a theory, though, that Babe Ruth is half black. Half? And that's why he's good that's why he's so much better than everybody else he's a half black guy well that makes sense it sounds like a black guy made that up nope it's because he's from baltimore and his dad was like

this old drunk who just hooked up with like all these chicks and ran a bar and kind of a brothel and so one day just a baby was on the steps of the bar and she's like this is yours so he had like raised Babe Ruth basically in this bar but he was like known for like hooking up with like black prostitutes

and black women at the brothel and so like he didn't even know really who the mom is Jeff Cunningham the dark baseball history the dark side of baseball

I love it man I love baseball he's like oh you like you like Ryan Sandberg too oh dude he was in the little boys like what the fuck dude he was a pedo dude, he was in the little boys. What the fuck, dude?

He was a pedo, dude. That's my hero. Not mine. That's not true. So you just ruined white baseball players' worst? Is baseball your number one? Yeah, out of anything. Baseball over football?

Yep. You know, his goal is to pitch at every stadium. But you're close, right? I've done 19 ceremonial first pitches. Oh, wow. Yeah. Her design is toward just around throwing pitches. This boy's wild, man.

Ball's deep in baseball. Baseball's the best. I'm surprised you don't like it. It's so boring. Not if you get into it, man. Not if you drink and hang out with the dudes. Well, there you go. Yeah, this is very fun.

If you have to do that for the sport, then it's like... It's not a good TV sport is what the main issue is now. It's not a good TV sport. I watch it. And then when you go to the game, you know, it's like it's so boring. They have to sing at a certain point just to remind you. What's some of that? Just to be like, oh, hey, yeah.

Oh, okay. What's the score? I've been to a baseball game. I actually like going to a baseball game, and I never watch the game. When you go to a baseball game, it's really all about like whatever's happening. Which I like that. You're eating hot dogs and stuff. And then they sing, and you go, oh, it's time to pay attention.

And that'll be like, you only got two innings left or three innings left. And it's like, okay, I can get into this now. Next time or if you ever go to Asia, go to a baseball game. That's totally different. You're allowed to bring in all the drinks you want. You can bring in your own alcohol to the stadium. People bring in coolers and they share it with you. They'll be like, can I get one of those?

Yeah, they'll just give you a beer. Also, everyone eats fried chicken instead of hot dogs. They have a song for every home team player. It's like wrestling. Look at this capacity crowd at this. At Tampa, dude, it's a real deal. Another good team. This is my whole point.

Baseball is thriving, says Jeff Nye. Look at the Dodgers. It's becoming more popular. No, you go to a Dodgers game? Yeah. This is Tampa. Atlanta? You go to Atlanta?

Okay, there are like of the 30 teams, there's a few that still have like the Yankees. Okay, but I'm saying. No, I believe you. You came with numbers. Yeah, it's crazy. I live between these years. I get it. I get it.

I get it. If I think baseball's thriving, I go, baseball's thriving. But it's just because I'm so excited about it. Bro, if you need a partner to watch this, do it. Yeah, this is up from- My three-year-old. Hell yeah. Locked in.

I'll take him to a game. But since 2016, overall, it's down. It says it's up 26%- Since last year. Versus last year. Yeah, but last. But it's still down from- Probably.

You know what I mean? But it's coming back is the point. Glass half full, Eric. So many good guys. We were hating on baseball. I don't know, man. But you watch football. I like, I'm a big basketball fan, but I think that the NFL is king.

Oh, you used to go to tons of Clippers games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do that anymore. Him and Billy Crystal. Let's take a little break. These guys wanted to go pee hard out of their big hoggies. Can you believe we've had seven months without an NFL football game? Well, not anymore because college football is here.

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Well, I would always see them and they were like Adam Devine or... You were always there. Yeah, I would hit season tickets, but I wasn't a Clippers fan. I was just at the Clippers games. Yeah, yeah. I think that's everybody. I like basketball. I think that tickets, but I wasn't a Clippers fan. I was just at the Clippers games. Yeah, yeah. I think that's everybody.

I like basketball. I think that's everybody that originally went to the Clippers games. They're never going to win shit. Dude, they're terrible. But you watch football, Eric. Yeah, I love football. This season coming up is going to be one of the best seasons ever. But you don't get into college?

No, no. Oh, college, my shit. The Buffs? My Buffs? Oh, my gosh, yeah. I saw you tweet about it literally like a few minutes ago. Ballin', dude. Oh, there's me with Dwayne Wade, courtside.

There's me with Yasiel Puig, Joel Lopez. Bro, when I tell you, like Jeff invited me to a game, when I tell you he's Mr. Lakers, I mean, we parked where the players parked. We walk in. He's slapping the fucking security guard's dicks. The owner kissing me on the cheek down there. He's talking shit to Jenny Bust the whole time. It was so funny.

I've never seen him like it. It feels good to be there. Because there's all these people way more famous than me, but they're like, I don't know who this guy is. I guess I should be nice to him. He seems really plugged in here. Like Denzel came up to me and goes, good to see you, young man. We've never met.

There's no reason he should know. Well, you're with Jenny Buss, bro. She owns the goddamn team. It's pretty cool. They treat me very good. The poster for his new movie is so funny. Equalizer 3. It's just funny because the poster just looks like he's like,

why am I in this movie? Yeah, he's all like, he's exhausted. Yeah. It's like. Probably is exhausted. Yeah, it just looks crazy, man. I didn't even know these were movies. Am I crazy?

I've never heard of the Equalizer. The first one, yeah. The first one's great. Yeah. How long ago did it come out? Second one was weird. Same year as John Wick, like 2016. Yeah, second one was weird. Never heard of the equalizer. The first one was great. How long ago did it come out? The second one was weird. Same year as John Wick, like 2016. Yeah, the second one was weird.

Never heard of it. And I don't know what this one's going to be. I didn't see the second one. I was good on one. Yeah, the third one was weird. The second one was weird, man. Well, it's John Wick. Same idea with John.

Oh, look at that. Me and Jeannie. Yeah, dude. Where was this at? She was on Theo's podcast in like 2018. Oh, nice guy. Looks like she has a tight. Where was this at?

She was on Theo's podcast in 2018. Looks like she has a tight. She's engaged to Jay Moore. She's engaged to Jay Moore. What? Yeah. Wow. That'll be interesting.

He got his shit together, though. Yeah, she's to, I mean, to her credit, I would say. Yeah. She got him to really level up. I hope. He got sober and everything. Yeah. Yeah, he's, how many years sober? He's crushing it. Yeah, he's level up. I hope. He got sober and everything. Yeah. How many years sober?

He's crushing it. Yeah. He's doing good. You know what's funny? I saw him, and he saw me. I go, hey, man, what's up? I texted you a bunch of times. Then he went to his phone, and he saw that I had texted him the year before saying, like, happy Thanksgiving or something like that.

And the way he was looking at it, he was like, oh, man. Yeah. I was like, I'm sorry. He felt bad, yeah. He felt bad. He had like a decade that was like a blur. Yeah. So like that guy, yeah.

He's going, it was rough. I got clean now, you know. Yeah, Cal was like, hey, talk to Brent. He had a problem with Adderall. And then Jay Moore was like, yo, you think you had a problem? Yeah. His problem was like, well, no, I wasn't putting up my butt and stuff, man. Yeah, that's a different level, Doug.

I was sniffing it between pee breaks. I've heard a lot of Jay Moore stories, and they're kind of like maybe what he was saying with the Ty Cobb thing. He's like, I don't really know what to believe or not believe because he's got enemies, but he's also got people that love him. So I hear so many different things about him. Listen, I judge based off my interaction with him. He's been nothing but great to me.

Yeah, he's been good to me, for sure. That's the same with Dane Cook. When I first got into comedy, everybody told me horror stories about Dane. He was always great to me, so I'm like, I can't vibe with this man. He's always been great to me. I don't know.

You guys would know better than me. It's like people are just bitches about stuff. Especially if someone's successful. That's my point dana the way they talk about you the way they talk about dalia the way they talk about dane the way that i mean people are fucking terrible it makes me so mad i just yelled at a chick i should say i'll tell you that story when we're not on air but i just yelled at a chick on your behalf the other day and i was like shut the fuck on my behalf no i'm on brandon oh yeah yeah like at the improv in front of everyone and they were like we like the way you dressed her down i was like yeah well she fucking deserved it i'm tired of these female comics yeah good thing is

probably shouldn't say that but uh i just i just why we're supposed to be getting having fun and telling jokes and it's turns into all this weird it's never a good comic by the way i don't even know the name i'm sure it wasn't a good comic. Yeah, I said a female. Yeah. Come on, dude. There's like four good ones ever. Ooh, good guess, Brandon. Not even close.

I started with female. Yeah, I know. One of my favorite jokes from a comic right now is Jeff. Really? Yeah. If Lizzo is so pretty, why do women get mad when I say you look like Lizzo? I'm actually going to make a video of it. I'm going to go down.

When I saw that, that's just like, that's a checkmate. Oh, I retweeted that one. I tell skinny chicks now, like these like wokey, kind of like skinny white chicks, I go, oh my gosh,

you look very pretty. I'm like, thank you. I was like, you look like Dylan Mulvaney. And they're like, I was like, well, what? I thought we were all- I thought you supported. We were all playing along that she's a gorgeous woman. I'm like, thank you. I was like, you look like Dylan Mulvaney. And they're like, I was like, well, what? I thought we were all- I thought you supported. I thought we were all playing along that she's a gorgeous woman.

I thought she was cool. And Lizzo's a big, beautiful lady. They just go to you, you know what we mean. Yeah. Yeah. It turns out you're all full of shit. Yeah. You're all liars.

That's just funny. See, dude, it's perfect. What's that? What is she doing now? Still theater performance art. Pretending to be a lady. It's insane. Her big announcement is like, hey, everybody, guess what?

I'm into women now. Oh, yeah. She's coming back. She's just going to be a- Shave your head. Start dressing like I do. It's just a trend, dude. It's a leverage.

I think it's going to be like a thing in like- I think we're going to look back the way we look back at Oxycontin. Yeah. And we're just going to be like, man, what a time. What are we doing? And I'm not mad at any of these. I love them, but it's stupid and weird and everyone's playing along and it's dumb. Yeah.

I don't know if everyone's playing along. Everyone is. But we aren't. Well, most of them. Yeah, we definitely are. No, but I'm saying in society, like my kind sisters are like, I don't know, I guess. Oh, really? Yeah. He has a beard and a cock, but you know, has a dress on. So I'm going to, it definitely have. No, but I'm saying in society, like my kind sisters are like, I don't know. I guess. Oh, really?

Yeah. He has a beard and a cock, but has a dress on, so I'm going to. It's insane. Yeah, I got into my dad. He's like, why do you care? I'm like, I don't. That's their argument. That's the whole argument. I think that's most of the people.

I don't. I think most people just don't care. Most people are just like, hey, can we just live our life? Hey, good luck with whatever you're doing. You can do whatever you want. But then it just turns into this thing where it's like, even when it just comes to sports, it's like they have weight classes in boxing for a reason. If you have a lightweight playing against a heavyweight,

that person would get demolished and we would be like, oh my God, that heavyweight person beat up that little boy, that little guy, and we would be mad about it. I have an answer to the transgender sports dilemma that I don't know how no one else has thought of. It's so simple. Put a man and woman in a slap fight? Nope.

If nobody can get on board with gender, right? There's some people that are like, it's male and female. And then there's some people that are like, there's a spectrum and there's maybe even thousands of different genders, right? Those are the two camps, right? And everybody's saying, well, what about sports? That's when it really comes in. Well, we're all on the same page about sex. We know that everybody's saying, well, what about sports? That's when it really comes in.

Well, we're all on the same page about sex. We know that there's two sexes, right? But gender is where we're all... So just say we're separating the sports by sex because we're all on the same page about what is a sex. So guess what? If Shaq wants to wear a dress, yeah, but he's playing in the sport of his sex, not his gender. Just throw gender out.

Forget it. Juana man out there. Why isn't anyone just saying, oh yeah, they're separated by sex because sexes are very different than gender. I saw this guy, this video, this guy said, you know, if you had a hundred men and ten women

on a deserted island, in a hundred years you would come back and see a thriving society. But if you had a hundred men and ten trans women, in a hundred years you would find a and see a thriving society but if you had a hundred men and 10 trans women in a hundred years you would find 110 male skeletons yeah that's just a fact yeah and i was like oh man anytime somebody comes with something like that you just kind of you just you know what the problem is and i've heard you say this before even in even in conversation it's just like it's the it's the silence that bothers me you know it's just like it's the silence that bothers me. You know, it's just like –

What do you mean? I'm saying – That we should be – some people think we should be in trouble for just having this conversation right here. Yeah, yeah. Everybody just wants to be silent. They just want to be silent even though like especially – I feel bad for like the women that have to be silent.

Yeah. They have to just be like, okay, I have to support this. Or maybe even women like a guy guy gets canceled for something and a woman woman wants to be like well you know i actually met up with this guy and uh he's kind of cool me great yeah i actually enjoyed this process and then i was like okay but now it's like you can't they can't come out and be like a champion because they're not on the team fuck their brains out know, that's why I had a mental breakdown for the last three years.

I mean, you've seen me go through some real spirit. I just thought you were really into baseball. Well, I do love baseball. I know you're still close. I'm talking about during COVID and all this stuff. It's like the way the young people are being taught things is absolutely insane. And that's why you see guys like Jamie Kennedy

or guys like me. We're having a breakdown because I'm trying to go through it with our thoughts because it's like you can't teach young people. Halves are bad and have-nots are good. Because then if you have, you go, well, what's wrong with me? I have. Or they say, oh, you're the oppressor and they're the oppressed. Now I'm the oppressor.

I'm a have and I'm an oppressor. That's a hard thing to try to deal with and be like, I'm nice. I've never done anything. It was just too much at once and nobody wanted to talk about it. I wanted to talk about it. I said, let's fucking get to the bottom of this shit. You'd be demonetized. And people were like, you shut your mouth, you white male piece of trash.

And they're right. And things change all the time. Things change all the time. I agree. I'm with you, brother. What used to be appropriate to hit on a chick Is now I think you're not Allowed to work anymore

Oh you gotta be calculated Dude I used to After comedy shows Just literally a girl Would like drive us to the bar I'd just pull out my cock And be like You see what happened

Yeah go ahead and edit that out You can't do that I did a bug He's like I don't see the problem man Back in the day When we'd drive I'd pull my cock

I didn't Suck it I just said That was normal He's like I don't't want to impress these bitches. That was like a normal thing. The one person I've seen talk about this in a different way is, you ever seen Michelle Wolf's bit about this?

She's great. I do like Michelle Wolf. Oh, she got a great bit about the Me Too movement. She's just saying like, you know, some of the things that they're saying are Me Too. I enjoy those things. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like she said, we should have discussed it better. they're making like so again that is the thing the problem is it's like

when you talk about things in headlines on the internet it becomes that yeah it just becomes like there's no nuance right so if the the headline would just be jeff die would take a woman out and pull his dick out yeah the nuance of that is like you've already been talking to this chick and it always worked. Yeah, right. She never once went, what are you doing? It was like,

oh yeah, let's pull over. Let's take care of this. I'm bad about 900. That's the problem. I'm the Babe Ruth of this stuff. I just thought it was normal. I'm the Babe Ruth without the black mom.

Sounds like he was the Ty Cobb of this. I just thought this is how you end on chicks after comedy shows. I didn't know that it would later be the piece of trash that's not allowed to work anymore even Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera was talking about how I know but he was talking about how if you tell people that they can't flirt at work

then you're saying you know how many marriages we know people have met at work it's part of anything relationships they meet at work

because they have look at the combinations and all this stuff. They're around each other all the time. But if you present it in a way where it's like, oh, you're terrible, you know, it's like, oh, you were hitting on someone at work or whatever. It's like it becomes this, like, it's very nuanced. And we know it. We know it when we see it.

What's the difference between harassment and not harassment? You can't necessarily define that, but you know it when you see it. but you know what the people that complain about harassment at work and outside at work or comics hitting on them have you ever seen an attractive person complain it's always the ugliest bitch in the room like i'm being harassed at work like no it's like no no no no no no it's confusing that never happened well and also it's like like i think that they're being taught words like like they're being taught words. Like they're being taught the outrage. So a good example is like if I over-explain things to a woman,

she might just think, this guy thinks I'm an idiot. He's going to explain. But now they've been taught the word mansplaining, and now they're looking for it. Oh, no. So like because they've been taught to be outraged about the thing. Instead of it used to just be like people would explain things to you. You're more mansplaining right now? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're like, I'm teaching you baseball, bitch. I'm it used to just be like people would explain things to you. You're more mansplaining right now? Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. You're like, I'm teaching you baseball, bitch. I'm just trying to help you. Mansplaining is such a funny thing to me. It's like, you know, mansplaining. It's like, you ask me a question. Explaining.

Okay, so what do you want me to do? And then if you say, what are we talking about? Then they go, oh, you're gaslighting me. Right. And it's like, wait, what? Dude, I'm on a co-ed softball team. You're mans, what? Dude, I'm on a co-ed softball team.

Yeah. I'm on a co-ed softball team. I'll never do it again. These girls are terrible at softball, right? Liabilities. Yeah, but they're nice. So I thought this was going to be super fun. Our girl, she's a hot first baseman.

She comes out. You know, when you go to warm up first base, right? You come out with a ball in between every inning. And you throw a ground at a second. The second baseman throws it back to the first baseman. You throw a ground to the shortstop. Then the third base. And you're warming up your arm to make those throws to first.

This dummy comes out with the softball. And she just lobs it up to the right fielder. I'm going, I don't think she knows what she's doing, but whatever. So then she gets the ball back. Then she throws it to the catcher. And the catcher's like, I'm warming up with the pitcher So I just politely was like After the next thing

I go hey You know when we go out In between the thing Just throw like a grounder To second She'll go back And she goes Are you explaining softball to me

And I was like No I'm just helping You know You weren't doing it right So I'm just teaching you How to do it And she's like You don't have to explain

To me softball And she's been terrible to me The whole season I was like This is like such a weird But she's hot So you put up with it point out. You have to explain to me softball She's been terrible to me the whole season. I was like, this is like such a weird, but she's hot So you put up with it? I know I don't I put up with it cuz she's on the team I don't care less if she's a good teammate. She already ruined that. Yeah. Are you guys winning? Yeah We haven't won a game we're defeated You can't even help your team First base, that is the term you would call if you don't even help your teammates. Especially with that liability at first base.

I guess that is the term you would call if you don't have any wins. Yeah. Undefeated. Yeah, we're defeated. We're defeated. You're just defeated until you get a win. Yeah. And you can't even help your teammates because they'll call you a pig.

I was coaching a woman's team just to help out, you know, and it was just these like – Baseball? Baseball? It was basketball. And so at the gym – so then they said – there was this whole thing about, hey, don't say girls. Don't say, let's go, girls.

You know? Yeah. And I was like, I'm out. Yes. I'm out. Because it's like, what are we doing? Yeah, you're making rules on the world. Yeah, yeah.

I was like, what are we? It's like, it's like this like woke rules of like thing. You just go, okay, you know what we mean. But it's like society. What we're talking about right there is exactly like society. I have to, on my team, go, nope, that is how you're supposed to do first base. So I don't hurt her feelings. It's insane.

That's not sports. But even I'm conditioned to it because I was watching this CU practice behind the scenes. And Dion was like, come on, ladies. And I was like, ooh. Really? Even I was like, come on, ladies. And I was like, ooh. Really? You thought that? I was like, ooh, Dion.

Well, I watched a WNBA game the other day. Oh, you're the one. Did you have nothing to do? No, but here's the thing. I honestly just didn't know much about the sport. So I asked some women that were watching. I said, forgive my ignorance. But I don't know. It seems like you guys like WNBA.

Would it kill them to wear a little makeup? You know, I'm just asking sports questions. Could they dress up a tad for us? Yeah, I was going to have her explain it to me. It's not for you. You're a monster. Some warlock. It's not for you.

How did that go over? Oh, it felt great. It's fun to be a little piggy in the mud. Check out this kid who went to his first WNBA game. Oh, this is great. I haven't seen this. This kid's awesome. No?

No. Your friends, are these all your friends? No. No? No. Okay, well, then why are you here? Do you like Chicago Sky? It looks like you do.

I have never heard of this group. I have never heard of this. You've never heard of Sky Basketball, the women's team? No. You know they won the championship, right? No. You didn't know that? Well, now you do.

No, I do, but I don't really know anything else. All right, do you know who Sky is playing today? No. What are you looking forward to today with this group? The buffet. We should get you on the court today, huh? Okay. Let me see how you shoot your threes.

I don't shoot threes. He's just honest. I just love how honest he is. That's what's best aboutrees. I don't shoot threes. He's just honest. Yeah. I just love how honest he is. That's what's best about kids. Are these your friends? No. Just dog them all. Excited for the game?

Nope. Yeah. I'm such a little bright-eyed, little annoying kid that I'd be like, these are all my friends and I do like this guy. There's a lady talking to me. This kid's just savage. I don't know this group. Don't ask me about it.

Do you know who they're playing? Don't care. I don't know this group. Don't ask me about it. Do you know who they're playing? Don't care. I don't shoot threes. I came to the buffet. It's just a cool kid, man. What is this thing? This is amazing. Oh, this fight?

This girl's MVP, man. Also, yeah, there's a- So I'll set the context here. So the lady with the white shawl on is a mom. And the girl in the pink starts fighting her. Her daughter is taking a shit or something and comes rushing to her safety. something becomes Russian to her yeah and she's she's Triple H in this bitch she's she's a tight end dude and she's kind of hot like hot big chick yeah I couldn't tell this little blurry dude it's wild watch this hot big chick yeah

the girl in the pink thinks she's like really gonna give her the business or whatever and it all comes crashing down. So the mom's kind of getting pieced up here. Yeah. I thought she was going to be stuffed in that toilet when someone sent me this. Enjoy this dookie. I like the big meatball. Watch this, though. It runs out.

They're going, hey, can you girls stop? And this girl goes, nope. In the white boots. Not today, bitch. Get off my mom. Both of them. Dude, it's the best. We ain't having it. And stomps them once with the boots. Watch this. Once she puts her in the shitter, watch this. Oh. Get off my mom. Both of them. Dude, it's the best. We ain't having it.

And stomps them once with the boots. Oh, you hit my mom? But she's like, Mom, watch this. Boom! Right in the face. Thrown down. Then the mom got her some. And on the line right now. I got this girl's like, hey, I gotta go to the bathroom. I know. That is how I'd be.

No, we got her calling in right now. The girl in the white boots, yeah. Oh, this makes me so happy. We do. How'd you find this gal? People were tagging her and stuff. She's living in the limelight right now. I love it.

Got like 30 grand Instagram followers. She didn't even have to have a race fight to get some attention on the internet. Oh, what's up, killer? Hello. How are you guys? When are you making your UFC debut? God, I don't know. I don't know about all that.

The first ever porta potty octagon fight. You said octagon. How's it going? Life has changed for you, huh, once this thing went viral? I mean, it's everywhere. I know. Life has been definitely crazy ever since the whole porta pot this thing went viral i mean it's everywhere i know life has been definitely crazy ever since the whole quarter party thing went down um ever since your attempted murder

and you just stuck up for your mom basically i had to save her she was gonna get a swirly and what what what was the issue with your between your mom mom and the younger lady who you kicked in the face? Oh, okay. So obviously you saw on the video, my mom was guarding the door to the porta potty. And was like mouthing off, whatever. And then I just walked out and saw the two girls on top of my mom. And it turns out that pink shirt and black shirt are friends.

So they were ganging up on my mom. Yeah, we can't have that. Is it true that your mom called him white trash and it was racially motivated? Yeah, she's all, what? That's what I read. That's what I read. We're just killing. Absolutely not.

I'm just giving you an opportunity to distance yourself from that rumor. Oh, yeah. That is definitely not. Has your mom been in fights before? Is this something new? Or have you guys been out at some other concerts and your mom fisticuffs it up? No, this is literally the first time that's ever happened, especially on my end. I am not a fighter.

I don't fight people. I've never done something like that. I'm like the least violent person ever. But I guess it's really true. When it comes to family, you just turn into a whole other person. It's just like you've got to do something. Yeah, you turned into Jon Jones. You've never been in a fight before.

This is the first one? Sure. That big boot stomp. Looked like you'd done that boot stomp before. No, I've never done a boot stomp before in my life until the other night. It's impressive. And have you got any backlash from it? Or is anybody upset about it?

I don't know anybody who's upset because you're defending your mom. Maybe the police. Honestly, I've got a lot of positive feedback from a lot of people. They are very supportive and understand. I had to do what I had to do in that situation, and they probably would have done the same thing. Yeah, we're fans here. Is it true they're calling you the great white giant?

No. I don't know what articles he's reading. I'm not reading the same articles. He's on a whole different. There's actually an underground thing about you. Yeah, I'm trying to hype it up, dude. I'm trying to make you get some money, babe. Have the girls that you fought been identified?

Because I think we should set up a rematch. Let's do it, dude. I'll be your manager. Do you know who they are? I do not. They really haven't done contact me. I know there was a video posted for a little bit and I was taken down.

So those people haven't contacted me at all. What do you mean by those people? They're probably concussed. They're probably concussed. They're probably concussed. That's why they can't figure the things out. They're ashamed. Yeah, they're humiliated. They're in hiding.

They haven't tried to contact me at all, so I'm just kind of – they walked away as soon as all of that happened. Your mom's a pretty lady. The internet's liking your mom as well, huh? Your mom looks young. Yeah. She won't let me tell her age. She said, don't you dare tell anybody

how old I am. Yeah, mom was doing it right. Well, good for you for sticking up for your mom. Thank you. And where's home? Altoona, Pennsylvania. Single? Are you single? Are you getting a lot of attention from you know you single? Are you getting a lot of attention from, you know?

Yeah, there's definitely a lot of attention from everybody. Guys like me. Guys like me. I saw that big boop, baby. So, yeah, that's the story. Are you telling me, so that's your first violent altercation ever? Yes. I'm like, I've never done that before in my life i'm not i'm not like that that was impressive that was impressive cut to her teaching a self-defense class yeah i like that she goes you know it's what you would do for

family but i'd watch my mom get beat up i'd be like it's fine whatever we have we have different relationships with our moms yeah you and your mom are close. Yeah. True. I guess you're right. And where was that at in the point of the concert? Was that midway at the end, the beginning? The very beginning.

The concert didn't even start yet. Pre-game. I bet you and your mom get some beers and were like, man, that was crazy. I went in full psycho mode for you, mom. Literally, the fight happened. and we literally walked away we were like oh shit went sat down enjoyed the concert and had a great night what a good night didn't talk much of it wow when did you when did you see this video were you did you see it like somebody tagged you or you were like wait a minute that's my mom and me how did it happen it was the next morning i woke up and we were just kind of like oh god kind of started to think about it and then in our family group chat one of my uncles sent a video and was like oh

my god and i was literally just in shock when i saw the video because I didn't realize it was that intense. I mean, I knew I kicked a mask, but I didn't realize it was like that. You went full John Wick. Yeah, that was great. Are you making merch that says, like, who else wants some? Yeah, who's next for the big boot, the great white monster? Who else wants some of this white boot?

People are calling it the romper stomper. Oh, I like that. Oh, you can sell rompers. I like that. That's a good idea. Romper stomper on the back. Who else wants some? Just for the listeners,

what's your height and weight? Whoa. I apologize. That's a fighting question. I know. Oh, okay. You're a UFC? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm UFC. I'm like... How tall are you with the boots on? About... I'm like 5'3", like 120 boots on? About I'm like 5'3 Like 120 pounds Didn't know that

5'3 120 And you beat the shit Out of these other girls But they had to be so embarrassed She's mighty mouse Yeah cause some of those girls Were not small

5'3 120 I would have never guessed that I'm like 3'0 Like I'm not Good for you I'm surprised Morgan Wallen Hasn't hit you up

Being like sweet moves, girl. Wait, wait, wait. Playboy DM'd you? Playboy DM'd you? Tell us about that. How's that going? Well, Playboy did DM me. I haven't really – I didn't sign with Playboy.

I know that was a rumor for a little bit, but I didn't sign with Playboy. I have a meeting with them in the upcoming weeks to discuss some things. Good for you. Shirtless fighting. Because Playboy reached out to the girl with the impossible jugs at the Drake concert. They're just starting an OnlyFans competitor. Oh, they're starting OnlyFans? Yeah, so you can have your Playboy profile.

I'm surprised. Well, let me tell you something. You're young, but your OnlyFans be popping. If I got into a fight at a porta potty, it would just be like. That's it. That's it. There's no career. This chick is launching a career.

Isn't America great? That is the best. Make America great again. We love hot chicks. And we will, whatever happens, happens. This is bananas. You know what? I wish you all the best.

You know what? Capitalize on this. Get merch going. Get merch, everything, going on podcast. Get it going. You'll have a million dollars by the end of the year. What's the most exciting DM you've gotten besides Playboy? Who's in there?

Any celebrities? Let's hear it. Basketball player. Somebody's got in there. Who slid into the DMs? Go ahead, blow them up. Theo Vaughn. Who DMed you?

Who was it? Who'd you get? Any blue checks? I got some DMs? Go ahead. Blow them up. Theo Vaughn. Who DMed you? Who was it? Who'd you get? Any blue checks? I got some DMs, but I'm not sure if I'm going to say. Yeah, that's what this is. All right. Basketball, football. Tell us a sport.

I'm not saying. Comedians? You'll find out. Are there singers? Why would we find out? How will we find out? Because she's going to be on a red carpet. She's all, I'm engaged.

Oh, jeez. This is exhausting. Just give us some of the gossip. Okay, I'm not going to tell you that, but you know what? You will find out in the upcoming weeks. I'm DMing you right now. Oh, nice. Dick pic. Dick pic.

Dick pic. Dick pic. Dick pic. No. Don't. No. Those are not welcome. If you send me one of those, you're going to get a boot to the face. I'm not doing that. Well, good luck with everything. We love the video. We wanted to speak with you.

And say hi to mom. Yeah, tell mom I said what's up. Yeah, is she there? I'm there. Go grab her. Is your mom there? She's not going to do it. How do you know?

Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Ask her. Yeah, there they are. Romper Stomper. Rom she's very she wants to lay very low in all of this she doesn't like all the attention man mom doesn't she want to help your

career wow mom i don't know that's why this thing's viral well thanks for your mom have you when she was 15? God damn Mom was young Also your mom's great She seems very pretty I like you guys' friendship She needs to work on her fighting though She's lucky

No she got me We're not talking about any more fights You're like Mighty Mouse Yeah Well romper stomper We appreciate you Good luck with everything Thank you romper

I hope we see you fighting rough and rowdy Alright Oh yeah That'd be great Oh yeah we see you fighting rough and rowdy. All right. Oh, yeah. That'd be great. Oh, yeah. Barstool's rough and rowdy. You could do some damage there. I swear, I'm not a fighter.

I would probably... You are now. Well, maybe Dave Portnay would bring your mom and some shoves her around a little bit. Get you fired up. Yes, maybe. It could happen. All right, Romper.

Appreciate it. Have a good day out there in happen. All right, Romper. Appreciate it. Have a good day out there in Pennsylvania. All right. Thank you. Take care. Bye. See you. She hated this.

No, no. She just has no idea. Someone's going to tell her later. She's also 20. Yeah, she's shy. Imagine your first podcast ever. But she went on Portnoy's, didn't she? I think so.

I thought she went on Portnoy's. So she's done a few. I mean, she's making the rounds. It's hilarious. That's crazy to me. I didn't know that when we were first talking about it, you guys reached out to her and had a, this is pretty exciting. That's pretty cool.

Romper, stomper. She asked if she was like, will this be paid? And I was just like, oh, no. Paid? Never. Absolutely not. You're like you're even on the show and she was like well like will you tag me i was like if it's entertaining we'll make a clip but yeah so i don't know i think we got some moments in there we could use i was trying to make it a hate crime that's that's bananas isn't that crazy? Now she's all over That's the internet

It's like what Eric said earlier It's like if he would have done it He'd probably even been shamed for doing it Yeah, yeah But like In the world we live in You could be the most famous guy in the world The guy that was like the lead of Jurassic Park

He's been in like a hundred movies No one even knows his name I just called him the guy from Jurassic Park But there's a girl that just does like squats In her stupid apartment She has like 7 million followers. Dude, I got one for you. So, you know, I stream.

I Twitch, Eric Griffin Gaming. So the other – I'm in my hotel and I'm streaming. I got my stream up. Then I get a notification for like these are some things you should follow, right? And one of them is this girl. So I click on it to see what's up. And one of them is this girl. So I click on it to see what's up.

It's just a girl asleep on a bed in a hotel room. Just curled up. They pay to watch her sleep? 3,000 followers. 3,000 live viewers. 3,000 creeps. Just 3,000 live viewers. And I was like, what? With my 95 dudes watching me play Call of Duty.

You need to go to sleep. You're actually good at it, too. You're talking to them. Right. I'm interacting. He's entertaining. This chick is literally just asleep, and she's got 3,000 live viewers. Also, let this be a PSA for all these hot chicks and all these girls that are capitalizing

on this. Stop hating on incels. They're the ones watching all this stuff. They're the ones- That's who pays all your paying all your subscriptions yeah yeah it's crazy i was like i was like oh i didn't even and then it was like i said oh i gotta get like that ad was about to come on i was like no no no you're not getting my money you know you're not getting my views get out of here you know dude that girl at the drake concert you know girls throw brawls on stage i get jockstrapped but they're throwing brawls on stage and I get jockstrapped. They're just throwing brawls on stage.

And she has giant G titties. And he picks up and goes, God damn. Find her immediately. Find her immediately. Which is hilarious. And then Playboy reached out to her. She's like super Insta-famous now. I'm going to find a... Giant jugs.

Well, I mean, Drake makes people famous. Yes. I mean, Drake played video games with Ninja, and that blew him up. I saw a great meme. I was trying to find it, so I didn't have to explain it. Is this Titties McGee? Yeah. That's her?

Yeah. Ugh. We just read my inner monologue. Yeah, it was weird. It's not the most flattering pause. Yeah. I mean, Nick. All right, there we go.

She's cool. No, but there's a great meme. It's not the most flattering pause. Yeah. I mean, Nick. All right. There we go. She's cool. No, but there's a great meme. It's like Drake holding up the breast and he says, find this woman immediately. And then they've got this great photo of Andre the Giant coming through the crowd with all these ladies that are smiling. It's such a good meme. Drake's so funny. He's like, damn, when do you find her?

What else you got, Nick? Yeah, I love a good meme. I saw a good one of Will Smith's son. They're interviewing, and they said, like, did you know this was a comedy? And he's like, nah, yeah, my dad tricked me. Then they cut to Will Smith in the Oscar crowd. Keep my name!

I love that. It was so, but I didn't expect that. It was so innocent. I love that. So 50 Cent, we were talking about first pitches earlier. He's doing a really bad one, but... He's getting sued for this, right? Yeah, his arm's gotten better.

What'd he do? His mics weren't working. He threw them in his face. That one he just kind of tossed. He hit some lady right in the face. But this next one... But he hit a famous lady in the face. Oh, did he?

She's suing him. She's like a DJ. Also, why are you throwing things at people anyway? That's kind of a dick move. He wasn't throwing it at her. He was like mad at her. That's a good throw. Scootal fired it.

You can see he realized he fucked up his own. Oh, damn. Jeepers. 50 Cent throws his mix twice. And then I think he said he fired everyone. Now I'm pretty new to this story, but what a little makeup killer. Just keep going back to that. She literally has on makeup.

When 50 Cent threw out his first pitch for the Mets, it was one of the worst first pitches ever in history. And so people always ask me about it because I'm doing all these first pitches. And I was like, yeah, that 50 Cent first pitch really proved he didn't grow up with a dad. Oh. That's the worst first pitch. That hurts. One of the worst first pitches ever.

Ever. Because he's such a cool-looking guy. Yeah, you expect more. He just looks athletic. That's why you don't want to do that. Unless you can throw. Yeah, you expect more. He just looks athletic. That's why you don't want to do that. Unless you can throw. Yeah, you hear about like, you know, there's been some bad ones. Yeah.

Well, those ones are the ones that get shared the most. Yeah. I don't. Yeah, if you want to go viral, you got to. Like Theo, I told him because he's doing it for Arizona. I'm like, dude, do a horrible pitch and go viral. Yeah. Nah, man.

I know. I throw lasers because all these ones, they share all these ones all the time like Conor McGregor botched one Steve Aoki botched one 50 it's almost like they were smart and like I'll just throw it yeah yeah if you want to go viral I don't know opposite direction the baseball doesn't have the best sense of humor about these type of things so if they probably yeah if they could tell you're doing it I don't know if I'd be able to act it well enough. Oh, no! Completely botch it. Yeah, unless you're like Diplo. He's not going to forgive you.

Who's this guy? Another bad pause. Oh, is this the homeless guy? It is. Who gave him a smartphone? Homeless fan here back with another video submission. It's been a while. Still homeless. But I wanted to ask y'all

what do y'all think about body mutations? I got one. Let me show you. Oh, boy. What do we think about it? As you can see, my toe is short.

Great observation. So do y'all have any, what do y'all think? King it or sting it? The Big Club. Do y'all know anybody with body mutations? Let us know. Thanks. Bye.

I like this guy. I love him. He's a good dude. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah, but mutation is not quite the word I would use. That just looked like a rat bit off his toe. No, it looked like his toe just never popped out. He's still in the chamber.

He's got to yank that bad boy out. Also, what a strategy he's trying to make a career out of being the homeless guy. He's a homeless fan here. Like, daily videos. Tell me what you think, all my fans. And what would you call him? In what world would you king this? Bro, first time he called me, he goes, what's up?

What's up, fellas? Always watch the show. Man, man, I'm sick of these haters. Even the homeless guy, no? That's when you know it's bad? Even the homeless guy? Hey, buddy, I know that you love the show. Get to work.

No, he was like, I feel bad for you, man. I'm like, the homeless guy feels bad for me? He said to Brendan, he goes, and Brendan, keep on keeping on. Don't give up, bro. That's got to be a rock bottom. That's got to be a rock bottom. That's got to be a rock bottom. Dude drives a goddamn Ferrari to work, and this guy's feeling bad for him. The homeless guy's feeling bad for him.

It's not fair at all. Why don't you keep on keeping on? What the hell's a man doing? That was a low point in my career. That was weeks ago. Why are you bringing up old shit, Nick? We have his Venmo. It's on the screen.

So if you want to help. Please send this guy money. No, thanks. What are you talking about? He seems nice enough, but I'm not going to throw him money because he's making weird videos. Hopefully our fans will. Chris gave him 500 bucks. Really?

Yeah. That's nice. Step up. Die. That's really nice. No, no, no interest. I'd rather give you $500. And you don't need it.

Jeff gave the romper stomper girl $500. No, I wouldn't pay her. Wouldn't pay her either. I'm pretty consistent. I wouldn't pay her anything either. No way. See, at least you're consistent. That's a funny video, though.

Those girls got to feel bad. The ones that got beat up? Yeah. Oh, anybody got any mutations over on the panel? I got nothing. No. Maybe my dick. It counts, I think.

Yeah, I think. I don't even know anybody with any mutation. Do you know any mutation also? It's not like we're X-Men. That's what I'm saying. That wasn't the right word. I don't have something. I don't have like a cool power.

Like, I'm not Magneto. I also saw his tiny toe and I was super relieved. When he goes, oh, does anyone have body mutations? I was like, oh, here we go. I know, he's homeless. Check out my dick. It has a runny nose. That's chlamydia, dog. Giant lump that's got white crap coming out of it.

One time I was at Norm's in Hollywood. You know the one on La Cienega? It was late and this guy walks in and I could tell the way they were dealing with him that he comes in there all the time. But he had, like, cancer or something. And obviously no health care. And his face was just –

Juicy. His face was just eaten away, man. He looked like a skeleton. And they were like, Phil! Yeah, please. Come on, you can't come in here like this. Phil, people are eating. Wear your mask, Phil.

Where's the mask we got you? They're only concerned about COVID when he comes in. Like, ah, just because, you know, COVID. Dude, it was so crazy. Get masks, please. I just was like, so I thought, anyway, the reason why I bring that up is I thought when he said, I have a mutation. You're thinking the worst.

And the camera, I was like, oh, God, he's going to show us. I know. His belly is exposed or something. And I've seen videos like that where dudes will film a homeless guy and be like and be like hey you know they're trying to show how good they are by being friends with like a homeless guy yeah and the guy will show like he'll just like unwrap his foot and it's just like you know you go that's what we were about to see yeah no but this is just a weird toll didn't they find homeless people they still have like the black plague i don't know yeah they have some crazy diseases yeah it's very weird but none of them got covid weird

get his toe off the screen is this guy gonna talk about body mutations i hope not what's up gold hour crew chris brendan eric nick chin uh off, let me just say I appreciate all that you guys do. Really love the podcast. I've been a long-time listener. This will be, if this makes it through, this will be the first time I've ever submitted anything. But I've had this debate club in my mind for a while. I just haven't had the chance to put this together. Men and shaving their chest.

Nope. All right, which really the question should be men and shaving their chest Which really The question should be men and shaving Any part of your body except for your face But In this particular case let's just say Men and shaving their chest Chicks don't dig it either though

If you ever shaved your chest And it grows back it's all prickly Chicks don't dig that shit He shaves his head He should have said face and head I keep it maintained Prickly? Chicks don't dig that shit. He shaves his head, this guy, right? He should have said face and head. Yeah. I keep it maintained, but I don't go, like, I don't use, like, a Bic.

You put, like, a two-guard on it? Yeah. Just because it looks crazy. Mine just keeps growing. It's, like, weird. It's not done. Not very natural looking. I got the same thing back here.

Oh, yeah, yeah. How do you deal with it? I do it with his knuckles. Well, I do it with his knuckles. So when I'm shaving this, I just shave I go sometimes I'll ask Rachel to do it right that's nice right but she's like I had to stand in the shower but I had to just you know because I got my sisters right you're a animal. You learn some things by just observing. You learn some things just by observing.

My sister's house is full of chicks. I never knew what was. One time I'm at the gym, and I saw this dude just put shaving cream. And I was kind of watching him. What the fuck is this guy up to? And then he's just taking a bit and just doing it. And I was like, oh, I guess that's what you do. He must have been so hairy.

That must have been the norm. So I just started doing it at my you can That's what you do I think that's He must have been so hairy That must have been the norm So like I just started Doing it at my house That's what I do now All over But you don't You don't seem that hairy I'm not that hairy

But it's you know The little When you're hairy You're hairy What I can't stand Is like how random Like so No hair grows right here

Yeah And then I'm the teen wolf Over here You know Yeah Makes no sense Yeah So some people Just want it to look even That makes sense When I was really young And then I'm the Teen Wolf over here, you know? Yeah. It makes no sense.

So some people just want it to look even. That makes sense. When I was really young, I took an actual Bic razor, and I just shaved this, I don't know why, the peach fuzz that was on my... On your rib? Just right here. And now this fucking patch grows in fast. I've got to maintain that all the time my whole life. Once you start that, you get on that rabbit hole. That's it.

Dumb of me. I had super hairy arms when I was in grade school. And one of my teachers accused me of shaving my arms. And that's why I grew back. But she did not believe me. Did she call you out in front of the class? Huh? Did she call you out in front of the class?

Oh, yeah. I was like, this is all natural, Mr. Burekis. You have some trauma. That's like the Grinch origin story. That's right. It's the origin story of the Grinch. He's getting bullied. He runs off.

He has the things all over his face. It's terrible. We should call this guy Jack. Damn, Nick, you had hairy arms in third grade? Huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Yeah, you get bullied, man. Anything that makes you different is what you're going to get picked on. Especially hairy arms in third grade. What is this? He's a boy. Yeah, what can you do? We Anything that makes you different is what you're going to get picked on. Especially Harry Armson, the third grader. What is he? He's a boy. Yeah, what can you do? We had this Muslim girl in our class. She was super hairy, and we got in tons of trouble for picking on her.

Yeah, I bet that happened. What? You were picking on somebody? That's teasing. Hey, we all had a thing. She was hairy. Were you a bully? You were the bully, huh?

No, no. I was a verbal bully. She had a mustache. But everyone was like, he's mean as well. He's just joking around. That's where I've learned this behavior. They go, I'll let him do it. Yeah, he's fine.

But guess who we have on now? Miriam. Yeah. It's a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. She owns Postmates or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up now, Jeffrey?

I've been spitting your Postmates the last seven years. All right. Hurry up and zip. What is up, Golden Hour? It's your boy, Matt, here. Eric, Brennan, Chris, Nick, Chin, everyone else. What is going on? So, Sour Power, would you guys sell out to blow up?

A little bit of a back story. I'm part of a trio hip-hop group, and our music's a little bit of a backstory i'm part of a trio hip-hop group and our music's a little bit of uh underground style uh similar to tech nine chris i know you're a big fan um but would you guys sell out uh you know make trap music to blow up you know even though it's not your thing or would you guys stay true to your heart that's a a good question. And Eric, dude, where are the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? Buzz and zap, man. Come on. That was like me singing.

Peace, guys. I do need to make these. And thanks for making my job a lot funnier. I'll just be cleaning pools, busting up, laughing. People probably think I'm fucking crazy. But peace. I wish we could hear some of his music. Is it three white guys?

He sent one. He sent one? Of course he did. That's the only reason why. Yeah. Well, he's a fan too. He's actually doing what he's asking us. He's selling out by sending to a podcast

that's going to play his music. That's not selling out. He's never heard of us. It's for sure selling out. You don't think he's ever heard of us? No, I'm kidding. No, I bet he's a fan. He's a seller.

You sell out, motherfucker. No, I'm kidding. No, I bet he's a fan. You sell out, motherfucker. I'd say, go ahead and make that trap music. Would you look at me doing this? Three white guys is a tough sell, man. Not really. Beastie Boys.

Bro, that was in the 90s. 80s? Yeah. I'm not mad at it. Chin? Still taking it in. Still chewing on it, huh? I'm a bad person to ask.

I hate hip-hop. It's like singing the R&B. You always throw the same signs. I think I need a peace of mind. I don't know. It's not bad. It's not bad. I'd like to compare it to the sellout track. Here's what we know right here.

Okay, see, right there should have been, skinned when I wore the shirt. Let's go with the poodle bag. You know what I mean? It's supposed to be like, I'm fine with all that, but then it's supposed to be like, some dude's supposed to come in with some rhymes. Like a buster rhyme. Yeah. So I know it's very that's very mellow yeah

super mellow yeah super i don't get though but do you agree with him selling out making more popular music and so they don't play music in their mom's garage yes i i think that it's okay to make some like you make some pop music you make some whatever it's a you know and then you have the other things that you're passionate i mean a lot of people do this directors do this maybe they like you know they have a some kind of project they want to do some artsy shit but they gotta do marvel first they gotta do like you know something that's it just it just happens like that i hosted a show called numb nuts do you think i wanted to do that? I love money. You know what I like?

Having a place to sleep. Yeah. I like food. It's fine. Just do it. I wouldn't call that selling out. That's just work. Just living.

For them, it's like if you guys want to make it, you might have to make some different shit. What about this? A million dollars, but you have to do like a Viagra commercial or you have to do a... Say less. You do it. Yeah, yeah. Well, the thing though is that...

Because I don't think Viagra is selling out. Here's the only thing I'll say about this. So they're saying, the guys say, should we sell out? As if to say they're going to make good trap music. That is another... You're saying like that's an option. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, they're all like, well, I guess anybody can make that. No. It's a more competitive pool. I mean, it's just like, that means you have to be greater at that. You know, so it's like, no,

I don't know. At that point, it's not a sellout. Right. You know? Yeah. It just happens. Music,

first of all, who are the greatest artists of all time? What do you think? Ever? Ever? Lasting greatest artists of all time.

The Beatles? No, it's Beethoven, Chopin. Oh, wow. They've just been around longer. It's not that they've been around longer.

Their music is still being played today. You know what I'm just saying, though? Their music's being played today. It's lasting. These people we're talking about. There was no Beethoven mania. Nobody's going to care about them in 500 years. I see what you're saying.

You know what I mean? They're not going to be rocking whoever. Maybe Drake. I'm going to Mozart under the stars at Hollywood Bowl tonight. Are you? By yourself? No, with a lady. Oh, hell yeah. Saved yourself. Maybe Drake. I'm going to Mozart under the stars at Hollywood Bowl tonight. Are you? By yourself? No, with a lady.

Oh, hell yeah. Saved yourself. You can bring a lady, but it still sounds pretty gay. I don't want to say nothing because I want to ruin his night. But even Drake, everybody has their time. I mean, I think Drake's like two or three years away from people are going to be like, Drake's still doing music? Not me. I have a whole theory about this.

Just like Jay-Z. Just like Jay-Z is like, it's done. I've never been a big Jay- music not me i have a whole theory about jay-z yeah it's like jay-z is like it's it's done yeah i've never been a big jay-z guy i have a whole theory about this on drake it's just that like nobody's gonna remember any of it so just enjoy your life yeah so it's like like um aaron judge when he was 23 is the yankees guy for eric uh okay so they asked him he he plays in new york he's the most famous yankee and they asked him about jerry seinfeld he didn't know the most famous Yankee. And they asked him about Jerry Seinfeld. He didn't know who it was. And they're like, you don't know Seinfeld?

He goes, I don't know who that is. And they go, do you know the show Seinfeld? And he goes, no. And it's like everyone, it was all over the news and everything. But it wasn't as surprising to me because he's just young. He's got his own Seinfeld. He's got his own thing. Seinfeld hasn't been on the air where it was fresh for a decade.

He was like six. He was 13. And also, when we talk about Tom Brady, my dumb dad doesn't come in and go, you know, Johnny Unitas.

We have our own thing. My son has talked about LeBron. Oscar Robinson, no one talks about him. No, never. And he was incredible. Bill Russell. So it's like,

everybody has their own things. You can try as hard as you want to get a statue, be the funniest comedian in the world. Guess what? They're just going to walk by your statue. Like, I don't know that.

You know what the thing though is though, what I'm saying though, is that people have this, like people don't know when to stop. They just, I guess you just go until nobody listens anymore. Yeah. That's what it is.

But it's like, cause you have these people who like, there's like artists who like, they just, stupid. That's great. So dumb. It's true though.

Is that it, Nick? That's it. That's it. I love it. That's my fault. Is that it, Doug? Where are we at? This coming out Thursday? I'm in Jacksonville right now, guys.

So Jacksonville, come to the. Jaguars are going to be good this year. Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Comedy Zone. I'm there right now. And I'm in Spville right now, guys. So Jacksonville, come to the – Jaguars are going to be good this year. Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Comedy Zone. I'm there right now. And I'm in Spokane, Washington. That is September 21st through the 23rd. That's Spokane, Washington.

We just had Iowa and Chicago. I think that's October and December is Chicago. I'm currently in Alaska, and then all my other dates, I'm literally somewhere every weekend. JeffDye.com. You got to hook me up with that contact in Alaska, man. I'd literally somewhere every weekend You got a job at Icom just go you got a little contact Oh for sure they'd love to have you yeah, and people like I said, it's like I don't have you perform for the troops It's literally where they go like yeah, the Goo Goo Dolls are coming next week You know like making fun of the Goo Goo Dolls, then I go. What are you gonna? Do they go?

We'll go to Goo Goo Dolls That's how they treat the comics in Alaska. They'll look at my poster and be like, this guy looks like a dork. But then they'll all be there. And then you win them all. Yeah, they're just like happy. It's like either see Jeff Dyer kill seals. Yeah, or they go, just be at home with my dumb wife. I don't want to do that.

Yeah. Well, that's it. Alaska. Jeff's going to see you guys soon. Love you.