The Golden Hour - Protein Pancake 2Pac | The Golden Hour #155 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 24, 2025

Chris recaps his trip to europe, the guys debate their BMI's and talk Brendan only sucking on candies because of his teeth pain, the Ed Gein series, which Ryan Murphy films they like the most, an update of Chris' macros and workout routine, Brendan's fascination with military movies and shows, the new panty bush trend, their favorite Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, favorite horror movies and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returnsDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN — play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 bonus picks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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sometimes you know you look at yourself like i you know the only thing you can control of is yourself so i'm like all right i'm gonna i look at myself and all arguments with everybody you know i try to be like okay well what do i do to get to to make this right for for on my side and then and then i'll be doing that and i'm like the other person is not doing that yeah and i'm getting all pissed off because like dude now i'm just being a fucking bitch yeah you know i'm not talking about women men i'm talking about any anybody i get you know and and it's like dude i've been i'm like when you just realize you're like oh i'm with somebody who's just not going to either acquiesce anything

or they're just gonna they're a crazy person you go all right i guess i'm out but then you have to ask yourself too do you need the recognition that what you're saying is say true that's now that's where you're crazy no i know it depends though yeah it depends you know i mean if it's about an important thing and you're talking to your wife or husband then maybe right but if it's just about you know no i mean dude there's a ton of people who think something and i just go other whatever you know yeah yeah that's not that's either not how it is or not what what what the thing is or whatever it is it's like then you just check that i i end up just checking out too like that and i think a lot of that is going on in society right now with all this

stuff that's happening yeah like you know like like you know it's like you it's either somebody who is posting something about palestine or somebody is posting something about israel and then you just go i don't know and what any of this is true like what's you know what's you know what i'm supposed to feel about this so you just go you know what i'm gonna refrain from uh getting involved in that yeah yeah for sure you know what i mean because it's like i don't know yeah yeah i don't know i don't know I'm going to be in Texas. McCallon, Texas. I do know that.

No, no, no. Midland, Texas. I do know that. And then Wake up Texas. Midland, Texas? Yeah, it sounds like a really great place to go on vacation, right? Yeah. But I'll be there, Syracuse, Buffalo, Hamilton, Ontario, Chicago, Illinois,

Kansas City, Missouri, a bunch of different place. Gochristley.com. Okay, Chicago. All my Chicago, peeps, I will be at the Den Theater on the 6th of November. And then the House of Comedy in Minnesota. the seventh and eighth. This guy's making a that's a little mini tour there.

Yeah. You're going on one. I'm on a tour finally. There you go. Speaking of a tour, I just got back from Europe. I don't have it on there. Take it out of it.

Oh, I do have it on there. You're right. I just got back from Europe. Yeah, how was Europe? Come on. Tell us about Europe. It was a lot of traveling and a lot of being tired, but it was it was mostly awesome.

But how, I was about to say it, how was the response? You know, it's like, you know, you're here in the United States. You've got a lot of fans. Everything that's happened, it's like whatever. And you still got it. You're still doing it. You're out there. How was it to be like across the pond and then the people, how were the fans?

I mean, it depends the city, you know. People act way different everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they just act, like I was, like I was reading the thing about Beck, the musician and how he did it, you know, he went to Japan and he was like, they don't, they don't. don't like. But he's like, but they love it. He was playing and then he'd stop and then they'd fucking clap and then wait for the next song.

And so like London was nuts. They were great. They were like fucking. They're rowdy. Yeah. But that was a great show. Stockholm sang. Copenhagen was a version of that.

And then there were shows in like Oslo where it was like, I think this is how Oslo likes people because they would like be like and then and then but but but more applause breaks than I've ever gotten oh really weird yeah so I'm like oh you almost want to go guys yeah can you laugh here loosen up but but they were having a good time they loved it and then like afterwards they were so the only one that was just man Dublin it's like Irish Irish people it's like come on guys if you're Irish

and you're at a show like that and then people just are doing what they're doing being drunk and screaming you go oh man come on dude don't make more people think that we're this Irish you know what I'm saying

it was crazy that was the only one where I was like just 500 Mark Hazes oh God no no I wish they were just fucking crazy but it was good

it was good I was so tired bro You sound tired. You sound like you haven't recovered. So I landed two days ago and I was fine. That night, the jet lag was fucking insane. And I was about at nine, woke up the next day, 7.30, like, uh, took a shower. Falk great.

Took Calvin to school. Got back. And then, like noon, my voice just goes, my voice was fine. And in the middle of the day, it just goes, oh, yeah, dude. you took that big trip and it's gone and it's gone so it is what it is

but now I'm gonna do 900 podcasts to make up for it and my voice is just gonna be like fucking a whisper so anyway and welcoming back the boy's back the boy is back

but I feel good I feel good you know it's tough the the jet lag is bonkers dude there's no when people are like when people are like

oh I came from New York Oh shut up Pussy Bro There's no Australia When you want to talk

Oslo You want to talk Dude I had traveled For fucking Was it three days I was in the air Yeah What's going on

Is Chris sound like that Because Are you sick Chris No No I feel great Oh no You got the European Disease dude

Oh yeah The sexy raspy voice I fucking Ladies love this shit And I tell you what Dude You sound like an 80s radio DJ right here we go we got

Lionel Richie here on KJLH 105.7 Los Angeles Jazz I have Chris DeLeo on the line Hi guys how's it going Dude I was telling Eric it just went My voice just yesterday And I got back two days ago

But my voice yesterday just goes Ah never mind And it just goes Your voice said you want let's shut it down for a little bit Yeah they go I should shut the fuck up Ah never mind How did

How was, how's Europe, buddy? Did you guys already cover this? How was Europe? A little bit. It was great. It was great. It was a lot of work and it was great. It's all the same, isn't it?

Kind of, yeah. I mean, look, you're talking about London. You're talking about Stockholm, big cities, yes. Oslo is a little different. You know, what else? Gothenburg. But they were good. Yeah, they were really good.

They were good. It's just America is, when you leave America for two weeks, three weeks and you come back, you go, fuck yeah, dude. America. And I can be so critical. It won't be so critical. More people need to go to a third world country and talk that shit when they get back. Well, they're not third world countries.

I wasn't performing in fucking New Guinea. But. Yeah, but you're going to. No, I would. I would. You know, Guinea tour? Yeah. But no, the, the, but no, you know, Europe is great, dude. It's great.

I saw it all. You know, I went, I went everywhere. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the cities are are cool. Amsterdam's amazing you know what I mean like there's like really great I really I really like London you know but you know when you come back you're like oh fuck yeah bro oh fuck yeah you know you know what I don't understand when you go someplace like I was just even like someplace like Canada I was I was in Canada last week when did we decide that like the whole world has

decided that it's red stop signs you know you know green for go red it's like the whole like no matter where you are I remember going to New Zealand Zealand and I'm driving from the airport to the hotel in the Uber whatever and I was like this is like any other like this is the same yeah there's gas stations there's the billboards there's stop signs and stuff and you just go well why can a country do their own thing I know just want to go to one country where they're like you know purple is go well so you know what I mean why do they do it so in in in London and in Ireland they do or in Great Britain and Ireland they do they drive on the other side you know yeah and dude when you cross the

street as an American, you don't realize you look the way. Yeah, head on a swivel. People get hit all the time. But so, so almost all of, maybe it's the law over there, they, on the street, it says, look this way. Because you're, and you're like, oh, because fucking Americans would come out here and just get hamburgered from these fucking, you know what I mean? Lit up.

Like, dude, you know. Like, dude. You go, all right, seem safe. Yeah. Boom. Did you eat good food? Did you eat good food, Chris, or no? Just your normal shit.

You're eating white rice and salmon everywhere, or do you actually experience the culture? You know what's up, bro? He just clowns you about your white rice and salmon, stupid bitch. You know what the boy was when he fucking, before he went to Europe? That BMI is high. 2.30, no, that's not true. That's not true.

Yeah, but really, well, that's what it says. No, I know. But I didn't stay on it long enough for that. I just do the weight. It's high, though, right? No, no. My BMI is great. it is 200 good i don't oh i was 213 before i left for europe so you do the path oh so you just didn't

eat i don't no no no i worked out i fucking did crazy i i burn fat bro i look i look amazing if you oh no you just didn't eat but i get it it it's tough when you're on the road no i ate i ate no i get it it's tough culture's great britton is giving you nothing today nothing that's not my bm i what is that You and your fat BMI is so high. Hey, you Lizzo? You Lizzle? BMI is a very flawed metric. It only does height and weight.

If you have muscle, you're fine. Yeah, it's so flawed. This sounds like two fat guys talking right now. Listen. But we're not, though. I bet your BMI is enormous. Yeah, your BMI's, I check. Your BMI is 55.

It's not, though. Your BMI is 55. It's not, though. You try to sell me on fat chicks. What are you 6,240? No, you 6.4. I'm 6. First of all, I'm 64, 241. Okay, you know, 1, 1,000.

one pound off that's what i was this morning dude 29.2 yeah that's your fat bitch according to google yeah that's what you guys that's what this shit is i just stepped on a fucking scale i didn't even look it didn't even calculate the water and the heart rate and all that shit i just jumped off it goes 25 i go yeah right yeah there you go yeah right waist size can give a clearer picture of risk you know my waist size is 34 yeah okay type that in well mine's 32 i don't know where do or 33. They don't have a thing for that. You just have to make a category.

My fucking, but yeah, though, my, my, my B.O.I. does, uh, it does add a few, because my, my, my cock is so fucking fat, though. Holds a lot of tissue. No bones, pure fat. No, you didn't tell me, though. Did you eat the good food out there? There's, there's, there's, did you eat the fucking beans and the, the proper meals and shit?

That shit sucks, but I tried some of it. Dude, I had. Did you eat the British candy? No. No, dude, what are you doing? Why even go? I don't eat fucking candy, bro. What are my six?

The fuck. What candy, bro? What, what candy? The wine gums? Sour straws? What? No, wine gums, dude. They have real cabberry chocolate out there?

Oh, that chocolate, yes. Copper shit. No, that's great. Yeah, chocolate, cool. I thought you're talking about like sour patch cans. Yeah, a jolly ranch. When I think of candy. I know wine gums, dude, they're the best thing on earth.

Oh, that looks pretty bad for you. Now, I can't eat them because my teeth and it's such a shame, but I'll suck on them. You are fucking You are backwards today You understand? I don't know what's going on I'll suck on some wine gums Oh dude

The black one's my favorite What a fucking is this is the gayest shit I've ever heard I love the black one I'll suck on the black one Dude so hold on It's actually dark purple It's all done The fucking

I had a meal In Denmark Okay And I just go to a place I'm like Let me get this chicken bowl whatever it is i don't know you know it's all in a different language like i fucking i got

google translate i'm like yeah what does it say take a picture and it's like so i get it and i'm like whoa this is fantastic it's fantastic and i walked up to the counter and i said hey what kind of food is this and she was like oh yeah it's just uh you know a pretty traditional Denmark food and I go oh fuck I didn't know Denmark had it like that dude Denmark the food there

was great man my voice sucks it's tough you know I don't even want the food now because the way you're saying it sounds disgusting you said a chicken terriarchy bowl in Denmark that's not what I said

basically dude what a shitty story right yeah you had a chicken bowl in Denmark and it was like you didn't have no blood sausage none of the real property shit pretty traditional y'all are haters

you know why because I fucking I'm lean I lost weight I look fucking good I did crazy cardio even on the road I went to real gyms dude not fucking hotel gyms hotel gyms I went to real gyms who'd you go with Chris do you

do you bring your original crew no I had a tour manager out there I use local guys I was so lonely you were so lonely I was no my wife came the first first week oh okay I'm And then when she left out, yeah, it was like...

Yeah, super lonely. It's just lonely, bro. Yeah. The road's a fucking coal-hearted bitch. They doing all their local material, too? Yeah. Yeah. And I just go, I don't know what they mean.

Yeah. And then I go, bro, did you go on stage and you just fucking shut it, shut it down, you know? I don't know, man. My voice is going. What do you want me do? I can't fucking talk. We need to get you some tea.

Why are you drinking hot, cold, cold-ass coffee? You need some hot tea with some honey and lemon. My fucking diet's cool, though. Got these protein pancakes ready for lunch. Oh, shit. Fucking pussies. Wait, okay, first of all, you can't slam... A plastic bag of protein pancakes on the table

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Which one? Which one? The original? Original. Did you watch the original because of watching Ed Gein? No, I didn't. But when I did. No, I didn't.

But when I said, let's watch text change what I matter because I never seen it because I want to watch something Halloweeny. Kristen said, oh, that's cool because of the egg gate thing. I go, I don't give a fuck about that. But okay, if you're in, let's do it. Oh, you should. You should educate yourself. Have you watched it, Eric?

Yeah, I have. I watched. Oh, no. Eric's not into it. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, wait. First of all, first of all, before you start with your bullshit, here's the thing. I want to get back to my protein pancakes.

Well, nobody cares. No, listen. We've gone from your protein pancakes. The fucking show. Go ahead. No, no, tell us about your pancakes. What's the thing, here it go. So David Sullivan made these.

And then I fucking, after I dropped Calvin off, I go, oh, pancakes, I'll bring him to the fucking show. Yeah. And I'll keep it lean. You know, there's a whole thing about those kind of bags are giving people dementia. I just saw. I can't wait to forget shit. I can't wait to forget shit. Here's my problem with, who are you?

I fucking can't wait. But you still came to the podcast? Feels like I'm supposed to be here, but I don't know. No, no, here's my thing about the egg game. We don't know enough. I know. You know, it was, it was too, what do you mean? It was, no, no, it was too long ago and the facts of the case and stuff.

So the show them, the show just made up a lot of shit. Yeah. You know, well, no, it's okay for a show. We know a few things. We know enough that you get the, the meat and potatoes of what he did. Well, he wasn't in a romantic, he wasn't in a romantic relationship. No, that narrative, you know, that's for TV. I know, but all of it was for TV.

He didn't help them catch 10 buddy. Bro, it's so stupid. You know, he didn't do a lot of that stuff. He didn't kill those two other guys that he had in the show. Correct. He only killed two people. I don't know if he killed his brother, you know, because he would have been. Nobody does.

But that's fine, though. It doesn't matter. You're going to eat the protein pancake during the show. Hey, Eric, you know his inspiration, that Hitler, not Hitler, that Nazi lady. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's real. Yeah. No, but here's something I did not like at all about the show, which I think is ridiculous. the girl in the show the real girl was not a hot blonde yeah oh that's your problem with it

yeah because it's like did you see the Nazi killer lady she's a real lady in the show she's a dime a terrible person she's dime in real life she's a fucking warlock no but the girl's bad the show's bad it's a bad

it's a bad show it's not though Chris it's a bad show you don't know what you're talking about and this is coming from a guy who fucking loved the Menendez brother's one loved love the Versace Okay, let me just make my point about what you're saying here.

Now, I don't, I don't think it's bad, but I don't know if it was good, but I'll say this, that dude was fantastic. Who? The guy. Charlie, Charlie? You're crazy, bro. Playing Ed Gein, he was great. He was great. You know what the issue is there?

I quit. They made his voice too high like Mickey Mouse. Yeah, it's, it looks, sounds so stupid. He was listening to the real tapes. He doesn't talk like that. Bro, there is one interview. that they have for him from the FBI I've been fucking older or some shit they wouldn't use it because the

Miranda rights and we're just supposed to so so nobody's heard this his voice no we have no you can listen to it right now you can bring it up on the computer right now yeah I listen to it all the time I just know all the time I thought this guy did a really fantastic job he saved the show without his performance

this show's terrible but look I'm telling you that girl they should have just had a regular girl that looked like the real girl it's like this hot blonde. It's like, what are you talking? Why did you make her a hot blonde? Like, why? But look at the main actor, dude. Charlie,

they cast it a dime piece as Ed Gine. It's too distracting of a voice. I can't hear anything, but I've heard it before. Oh. One was pain as they said. Oh, that one, you know, I hear low voices.

Yeah. There's no way that guy sounded like the way fucking Charlie Hunnam's doing it. No, Charlie, he sounds like Mickey Mouse. Oh, how are you doing? Ruined it. He made a choice. Yeah, I know.

I thought he made an extra acting choice. What do you think, Casey? No, he was, he's, you, making that voice, the lead of the show is way too distracting for the show. I thought he did a great job. I'm not saying he's not a good actor. It didn't need to be. episode though but the show was like eh it's just like dude and then they're gonna show fucking uh what's

his name uh Alfred hitchcock and all that stuff fuck it's because they didn't have they didn't have anything else man i know that's what i'm saying i know he in real life he was only convicted he only killed two people that he killed two but he but he but he did fuck he but he did fuck corpses and he did take dead bodies and dig him up and make lampshades there's a there's an interesting no no no no no yeah it's definitely interesting yeah that stuff's weird but it's like it All I'm saying is as a TV show, as a TV show, and as a Ryan Murphy, you know, production show. Because you don't get a vote. You don't get a vote.

You haven't even seen it. I did. I have seen it. I saw five episodes. No, I saw five episodes. Oh, okay. All right. You can, you can chime in.

Go ahead. Yeah. So as a Ryan Murphy production, it was one of the weaker ones, I think. I think the Menendez brother ones was fantastic. Dahmer's the best. Dommer's the best. And I think the best I think the best

I have a problem with this Dommer Dahmer was the best But the black lady The next door neighbor She actually lived across the street She was even a neighbor But it's fine to change that

To make a show You can do You take a liberty Oh to keep that same energy With Ed Gee I do I do You can make any

Based on reality Might as well be fiction I don't give a fuck They shouldn't even say that I don't care Just make a good TV show The Versace you one to me Was far in a way

The best Have you seen the Versacee Thought you one? Yeah, but this is, that's a different genre. Me? Yeah. If you're just going, if you're just going Ryan Murphy shows, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to doubt you, Brennan.

Glee was the best. You know what I mean? No. If you're just going Ryan Murphy shows. It should be voted off this island. I've never seen it. The first three years of Glee is better than anything he's ever done. I never seen it.

American horror story. Are you out of your fucking mind? Dude, half the American horror stories are terrible. Every other year was terrible. The first four are fucking legendary. What are you talking about? I'm updating my fucking chat GPD so my macros are in line.

Really? Yeah. I don't think chatGBs. Fucking hell yeah, dude. Oh, that's too many cars, but it's all good. I'm worried about that BMI, Bubba. Oh.

It's not real. You know, it's my dick. You know, it's funny about this shit. So I was doing some research because I wanted to talk about something on Riffin with Griffin about the Charlie Kirk shit. I told you guys this before, but I wanted to tell you,

I got to give you an update. So the Gemini going in and it says, it has a whole report. I do a deep research thing on it with the AI. And it's like, it's all fake. Charlie Kirk's still alive, right? Yeah. So then I said, so then I put it in him just believe in it.

So then I put that in, I opened up, I opened up another, I opened up another AI app. And I said, hey, this other AI is saying this. And then the other AI is like, no, this is, what are you talking about? And then I go, so go back to the other AI and I go, hey, guess what? And he goes, you know what, that AI is experiencing what's called AI hallucination. Oh my God. Yeah. So it's a whole thing.

that AI has and I said to Gem and I go well what if do what if you're experiencing a high hallucination well how would you know and he goes well that's the dilemma blah blah blah blah and I was like oh this shit ain't ready dude dude dude dude dude you know what I'm saying this shit ain't ready my favorite part is think about this motherfucker just on his phone going back and forth it's from my podcast I did a really interesting episode of riffing with Griffin check it out it's called AI hallucination but it's like you know but people are relying on this shit now Because listen, when you go to Google now and you try to Google something,

the first section now is AI. I know, I know. And what we're finding out is that. That's your first problem using Google. This shit ain't real. They're all that. They're all there. They're all there. They're all there. They're all there.

No, but Google obviously is. An AI language. Compromise. Brendan used encyclopedia Britannica. He goes to the fucking library and looks it up. Yeah. Even though they haven't put anything in an encyclopedia in 200 years. No, but.

You know, it's just, uh... So I don't trust your macros is what I'm trying to tell you. Oh, no, that is easy to tell, though. Is it? Yeah, because you know what's in stuff. You can even look it up. I look it up on the fucking, when I'm reading it. When I'm looking at the boxes and shit.

It's lying to you. Chris, why don't you post you doing some big boy weights? I don't really do big boy weights, bro, to be honest. I'm not really a fucking... No, no, no, I go hard. You just jump around? You jump around like the kid? I do like to jump, but I do...

He even turns on criss cross. I go, jump, jump. I go hard. I just don't, I don't really have heavy weight. Yeah. Yeah, you don't be strong. Stupid. No, it's not stupid.

I mean, what, my bench press right now, like, what I do? Like, I don't really bench press that much, but like I bench press 2. 05. What's the fucking, with the 35s on the side? Yeah. 205, 205. You know, I mean, that's good. I'm 200 pounds.

You know? My fucking, uh, I'll tell you what my split squat forget it dude I'll hold whatever you got a my single leg my single leg shit is crazy and for some reason that ass my squat for some reason my squat you know it's tough but man dude yeah what you got I know I don't know what's doing fucking 225 pounds 4,000 times this guy yeah you're all legs yeah yeah burning's all thighs what what about your dead left you know no deadlift christopher nah this guy man shut up You and you're fucking, you know what a weightlifting critique guy.

You know, no matter what you say, he can be like, no curls. I'll do deadlift, but no deadlift. He's not doing any of it, though. I do deadlift. No, I do deadlift. I'll do like 250 or something. So you're saying, are you saying that everything that he's doing is just useless? It's just, without the things you're saying?

You know what it is? It's fun time. It's a fun time. No, I get real sweaty. I go fucking do burbitt. You know what I did? You know what I did the other day? 250 burpees i did 250 burpees it took 52 minutes bro that's pretty impressive because it because i

wanted to you know why because i saw david gagan's video i'll admit it you know you don't want to try and keep up with that guy no no no i know but i saw it and i got so inspired and i go fuck this and i get on that's the guy that's like two thousand burpees the guy's unreal yeah i did two that's all he does too he does marathons for like three days oh that that's what you guys need to watch his show oh i got one for you. I'm curious on Eric's take after he watches it. You know me. I don't like the woke shit. I want warnings if there's gay shit in my TV shows. My wife, we like military stuff. So we watch this new show called Boots. It's based off a book called The Pink Marine. So I didn't know that going into. I'm like, I like military shit. I'll watch it through a boot camp.

It's about a gay dude being in the middle. It's a true story about this gay dude. And especially in the 90s, you know, don't ask, don't tell. Dude. I'd like to see that. I'd like to see that. You know what it's like it's like episode three of um the last of us you remember the gay episode it was beautiful where you don't give a fuck because it was so good where it was so damn good that's this show i don't give a that episode they show they show marines just getting after it that it was good the episode was okay of the fucking i was fine it was okay the episode of the fucking for last of us. Hey, you know what this feels like?

It feels like I give you recommendations and it's fucking Cicill and Ebert, Allie version. All you guys do is fucking hate on it, man. You're the two old guys from the Muppets. I want to see this. This looks good. And you're Miss Piggy. Okay, if we're the Muppets.

I want to see this. I would love to see something about this. Yeah, this is interesting. I don't know how you didn't know the Pink Marine wasn't about a gay fucking army guy. Now that's what we need to discuss. I think he didn't know. based on the memoir.

He didn't, he hadn't heard. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Yes, fair enough. Yeah, I didn't know it was called

Ping Marine. Boots. They changed the title so suckers would see it like you. It's about clothes. You didn't think it was gay and it's called boots. No,

no, yeah. It's like, what are we talking about? They were going to, they were going to spell a B-O-T-H, boot. It might as well be called high heels.

If you saw a show call. Also, that guy looks gay. Yeah. You know, he'll fuck you. Oh, No, no, everyone knows he's gay.

Even the fellow Marines know he's gay. But there's a scene where they're all in the shower. And it's just, it's the early 90s. There's bushes and big old dicks. Yeah. And my wife goes, oh my God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man.

That's it, man. That's it, baby. I wonder if she got turned on. It's actually amazing how many shows that there actually are on Netflix. They just, like, it doesn't make any sense. Countless shows. It doesn't. Like these one-off shows, too.

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See terms at pick6.draftkings.com slash promos. It doesn't make any... You see the fucking perfect neighbor one? It's number one right now on Netflix. No. I couldn't get into... I started to, too, and it seemed a little boring. Yeah, it's all right.

I watched this one about like this... Give me the plot of the perfect neighbor. Just give it to me. Just give it to me. I don't have to watch it. I will once the fucking Eric starts talking about orange is the new black. No, no, no. It's the girl from that.

If you bring up that Tom Cruise movie I'm gonna slam my fucking head into the window She's a detective in the White House Like somebody got killed in the White House You're talking about diplomat? I think that's what it's called That's on Netflix too So look

I watched the whole thing I thought it was entertaining Yeah yeah yeah You know what I mean So So perfect neighbor is just about this I mean true Karen Right

That is like I think he's in Florida But she's like Complaining that these kids in the neighborhood that are always going to a lot across from her and making too much noise. And she calls a police

every, like, all the time. Like, every few months, she calls a police, please come out there, like, there's not a room to do it. Keep going. So, one day, the lady allegedly takes one of the kids' iPads, you know, and then the mom comes to get it, and the lady fucking kills the mom.

Oh, I'm in. And it's all, but, and I don't know if you like this or not, but it's all police body cam footage Chin loves that shit Oh no, it's a found footage thing She watches his porn from police video cams It's not very good It's a documentary, yeah, it's a documentary

Oh, it's a documentary, okay, well thank you. Holy shit, so she killed one of the moms, this bitch is crazy, she's crazy And she's like, I was fearing for my life and you're like, she was outside You were inside You know what, now I know how it ends I'm not gonna watch it.

Yeah, yeah, it's, You know, I finally started watching sinners. It's good. I was on a play. See, I like sinners. I was on a, I've been avoiding it. I don't know why. But then I started watching it and I was like, oh, this is really good.

I wish I would have watched it six months ago. But now I'm, but that's woke, but it's good. I have to finish it. But you know what? Is it? A little bit. Why sinners woke? Because the vampires and black dudes.

Well, well, I guess maybe woke is wrong word, but it's like the white vampire sucking from the black culture and everything. everybody hates white people yeah but it was like it was in the 40s in fucking the south yeah oh yeah no listen back then y'all were terrible no no no no i know that i i understand that everybody was yeah everybody was but no i i get it but not as much as no i vote just africa was pretty brutal as well but but uh michael b jordan looks too much like a black guy now to be in any period piece he's a guy usually at the club yeah yeah that's a good fair point

like michael b jordan he's too he's too he's too he's too trendy to be in the 40s like he's too spicy he was good he's too much swag too spicy but he was good too much swag this is how i feel about ed gine's girlfriend yeah yeah yeah she's looked too like no you gotta get over that eric no i'm not gonna get over you guys get over michael b jordan

get over michael b jordan get over michael b jordan i am oh no i don't have a problem with michael b jordan i love that movie You know, the girl who's in the Ed Gain thing, the TikTok girl? She was good. Yeah, yeah. Wait, there's a TikTok girl? Yeah. The one that was, which one's TikTok?

Yeah. The broken foot. I don't know her name. Oh, she had a poli or whatever. Yeah. Again, she was good. Again, that's not something that he was accused of. Right.

You know what I mean? No, no. You know, like he killed all these people. He killed two. Yeah. Let me just tell you one thing. Hey, hey, here's the other thing. Eric, I'm with you on this.

Now I'm fired up. He's not even. technically a serial killer. You got to kill three. He killed two. It's the same thing with Charles Manson. He didn't kill anybody. He was just weird.

He was the CEO of the killings, but yeah. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, I know. I know. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know. And I know that, I know. And you know what else?

Okay, let me tell you this, though. What I did? Oh, that was Addison Ray? Wow. This is one of the things I did not like in this show, too, is like, hey, don't do a mine hunter's episode. What do you mean? Okay.

They did it? Yeah, don't understand what you mean. They did that in the show. He's helping him out. No, no, no, no. They had the two, you know what I'm talking about, right? The two guys come and they go to the talk to him. I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't get to do mine hunters, okay? You don't get to do the gay version of mine hunters. I'm sorry, Ryan Murphy. Do a different show. Well, you know, you know Ryan, you know Ryan Murphy. When the ditty shit happened, he goes, I can't wait. Baby oil, are you kidding me? Oh, I know.

Bro, I saw Ryan Murphy. I saw I was working the Oscar some shit I saw Ryan Murphy just walking with a whole fucking crew of gay dudes and I fucking I bent the knee like it was Game of Thrones

I went like this Game of Thrones G-A-Y-M-E Yeah That's cool I like that Speaking of You walked past me

I went Mike got him He got four years Who Oh yeah You know You know time served Over a year I think he's gonna end up

Doin a year But I'm surprised But you know what I'm not Eric you and I were off On this bud No no no I think that that tape is the single reason why he's getting any jail time.

Without that tape... The beating? Yeah. Without that tape, I think the tape established, well, all this is possible. You're saying it's like Denzel Washington not winning for Hurricane, but he did win for Training Day. It's like he was much better in Hurricane. There we go. I understand.

Yeah, it's that kind of thing. We fucked up. But the fact that he even got like that they got him for that, but he's a first-time offender. But again, normally I don't think you would even get that kind of jail time as a first time offender in this. But because they have that tape, you know what I mean? It's an amazing thing. Gotcha. And I think he's going to appeal the conviction.

I think he's going to win. You know, you know what's crazy? I don't give a fuck about what happens to Pete Dedy. Where they got off, went to jail for 30 years. I just don't care. Well, to me, it's not about him. I like making it the ban. I don't think it's about him so much.

Is it about, like, you know, how they look at these certain crimes? I mean, it's like, again, like, you know, you're rich, you've got a private jet, you know, you're having some fun with people. Don't exchange any kind of money or, or, you know, hey, don't buy a bitch or purse because that's going to be sex trafficking. You know what I mean? Yeah. Expensive meal.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So this is like setting a precedent for a lot of things. So I just think, you know, you got to be careful about like that. I think everything finally caught up to him. Like, he's a bad dude. he's just a bad person so i think it just karma got his ass and i think when you and i totally agree with that and i think it's also like i think the same thing happened with oj i think it was like when they

got him then when they finally got him it was like we really we really doing this because of the murder yeah the denzil washington hurricane thing yeah yeah yeah he deserved it for hurricane not training you want you want to hear something about hurricane you know he actually they think he actually committed that murder oh really the hurricane boxer yep i i forget about all that what was it again? It was like the sheriff or whatever that framed him and found it. And they think he actually did do it now? Well, according to Andrew Schultz, his dad interviewed, uh, whose dad? Andrew Schultz's dad? Andrew Schultz's dad who was like a entertainer, right? Or not entertainer. He was like a journalist of some sort. Okay. But he interviewed the, the main lawyer for Hurricane.

And this is like 20 years ago. And he was like, can I tell you something off the record? He's like, yep he's like he did it i don't know that's a lot of telephone there yeah is it from one guy to because it's now not off the record you know yeah because you're saying it now you weren't in that well yeah sholtz said it on rogan which is bigger platform this that gives me i got that's what i'm no no no no no i know no but i'm saying no no but that's what i'm saying no but that's what i'm saying the only telephone was from the actual fucking lawyer who is in the goddamn court yeah yeah represent hurricane there's no telephone yeah it's a speaker phone in recent years that's what a podcast is it's a speaker phone and everybody's listening in years in recent years a

minority of authors and commentators have reopened a debate a substack essay by lou isin drawing a former prosecutor uh yeah that movie's all full of shit if you think well well well well well well yeah this movie's completely full of no i understand that but but but does the watching was fucking awesome in that movie, dude. Awesome. Yeah, so it's the guy when he had to do the, when he had to do the,

he actually should have won from Malcolm X, but that's fine. Yeah, but that was way earlier. But that was way earlier. But, but, but, but, but, um, the, you know there's that scene in Hurricane

where Denzel Washington is doing this talking in, oh, fuck, it's one of my favorite acting moments when he's like talking to the guy from prison and he stops talking and he starts crying and he walks away. he had apparently had a whole monologue that he had to do but just as an actor didn't do it and walked away because that's what he thought like i don't know he's just fucking that's what the woman called for it and they left that in the movie that's so cool i think well that's just like in uh training day i've been seeing things about that like that like that whole king kong shit that was just him doing it you know king kong he's a king kong got nothing on me that was and he said he said like the director i hope you got that he was like yeah and they put it in the movie I like seeing those kind of a behind the scenes

I saw one about Superman where the comedic actor that's playing the robot Yeah You know he's the guy says He's like number four And he says that's not a name He goes Gary's a name

Yeah And then the guy playing Superman starts laughing And he's like ha that's gonna make the movie And it did make the movie Yeah I did yeah I like that kind of shit Yeah You know what I mean

Siskel Nieubert This guy Cisco Dever Brendan was talking about Bushes Did you guys see this This is fucking stupid dude This makes me sick to my stomach. This is stupid.

It's just like, this is stupid. Dude, it's like people. Also, how much money do you need? Do you have to do this? It's just weird. Why? Why? Because it's a new thing.

Like, they can't keep making thongs that write up your asshole. So like, what else can we do? Toss some hair on the front. Hey, it sold out. Make it different. But why? I don't know. I don't know.

What's it like to have a billion dollars? I guess you just do dumb shit? You get bored as fuck. Buy my pussy hairs? I don't know. And what's that hair made from? It's not real fucking hair, right? Oh, that's a good point, Chris.

Yeah. Yeah, I want to know. It's not real hair. It's just fucking foe. I want the real shit. It looks so uncomfortable, though. Look at that thing right up your ass. I mean, imagine you hook it up with a chick.

I know. And you open, oh, shit. Oh, shit. No, no, but it's okay because you go like this. Oh, okay. Yeah. What if, but, you know, like this would be a product like, like if Ed Gein made underwear,

this would be real yeah yeah yeah this the skin it'd be skin and that'd be real hair you'd be like oh this feels why does this feel so good yeah I don't know if it's okay so you saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre the original one you like it so long ago no I know I saw it 25 years no no no it's longer than that 50 yeah yeah it's a 50 I know I saw 25 I'm younger than you no but I'm saying you've you've seen you've seen it and I like I like the one the the second one of it with Jessica Beale well that Well, yeah, that was a remake, right? Yes.

Yeah, that one's fantastic. Really? No, it's not. Oh, it's good. It is? Oh, I didn't see it. I don't think it's fantastic. Have you ever seen House of Wax with Paris Hilton?

Yeah. It's not good. I like that too, man. That's not good. Now you're just throwing out, just throwing crap on the wall right now. Chris wants Halloween stuff. Yeah, I do. I do.

I do. I do. I do 1960s Texas chains. So I'm trying to, you're talking to Mr. Halloween here, baby. It's a classic, bro. And the reason why I watch it is a, is a kid. When are you, Mr. Mr. Halloween.

Everyone knows I'm Mr. Halloween. You got a question about serial killers. Fucking go. Let's make some calls and go, has anybody ever called Mr. Halloween? What's a Wendango? What's a Wendango? Your wife don't even call you Mr.

Halloween. Well, I was leaving this morning, she goes, bye, Mr. Halloween. Yeah, oh, what's a Wendango? Mr. Halloween, you know what the Wendango is. Oh, it's a woman that dies. That fucking takes over your soul. See, you don't know this shit.

Yeah, he got you there. He's way off. I was off. I made it up, but it is something. Camel was a creature, an evil spirit from, oh, I don't get down with Native American folklore. Oh, my God. I don't believe in any of that shit.

It's nice to know that's where you drill a line. Yeah, the line has been drawn. Oh, my God. You got to the part where it's like, I'm like, oh, no. Ghost adventures, then they're like, Native Americans died here. I'm like, I'm out because they died everywhere.

My house would be haunted. Your house would be haunted. Because you don't, because you don't believe that shit, but you do believe the other shit. You whack job. Yeah, I believe like old white people are hunting. Whack job. You're racist.

You're spooky racist. Yeah, his ghosts have to be white. I'm spiritually racist. You're spiritually spooky racist. He's like, I got a lot of black friends, but only white ghosts. Yeah. You haven't heard of no black ghosts, have you? Boo, motherfucker.

Boo. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Boo, bitch. If Ludacris was a ghost, boo bitch, get out to white. Fucking fuck ludicrous. Boo, bitch. There's no Asian ghost? Chin don't know any ghost

There might be like they're very They're very quiet Yeah yeah yeah yeah They do the scary shit Oh they're the best kind Oh the best kind No no no no no no But you watch those Japanese

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Seen it. How is it? Everyone loved it. It was good. Okay. But it's going to like, why you have to like, like a, you answered it like we're on a game show. You're not going to come to me and be like, No, he answered like he's better than us, Eric.

I know. In that respect, you know what? I am. He does have a sort of condescending with your protein pancakes on the table thinking you're better than everybody. No reason you watch it because you're on a plane for like fucking three days. Well, me and Eric were out here grinding. For real.

Yeah, you were grinding. Yeah, you were grinding. That sounds like a fake place. Exactly. Yeah. It's like the moon landing. He didn't really go to. Europe. It's all green screen like your website. This was good. This was a good movie. Is it

good? Is it scary? Is it out yet that new the new Pennywise series? No, I don't know. No, I don't think it's on HBO too. I think it comes out last week of October. But anyway, I wish one of us had a computer to look it up. But anyway, Texas Chaitesaw Massacre, the original. It holds up. It's good. It's really good. They did a really good job. I wonder if the guy was really the author was really crazy like they portrayed him in the ed gain thing well that was cool the reason why i like that whole narrative the reason why i watched uh wait hold on the reason why i watched it last night the reason why the impetus of it was that i um quentin tarentino said it was one of his seven perfect movies i don't agree with that list oh you've seen it since school in ebert

yeah i don't agree i don't i don't know if i do either i don't agree with i don't agree with his list of the perfect movie but it's why i watched it yeah no i get it because he left off a lot of movies and i thought of like wait what was his list though is it online yeah it's not it's not i mean you know it's a text change called jaws exorc young franks saying back the future oh so this just means he's old as five yeah yeah yeah yeah you got anything at least in the 90s quick i mean jaws i mean you know hey jaws great movie i mean that movie holds up you ever had once last time you watch a job. A long time ago. You just watch Jaws and you're like, you wish you had better special effects. But the fact that it didn't is like pretty amazing. Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Pretty amazing movie. I'm okay with that movie. That movie makes, we're afraid of sharks because of that movie. That movie. Dude, you know how many great whites have died because that movie? I know. And the shark's racist. But Shark week. It's racist. Shark week is because of this movie. Yeah. Yeah. The whole narrative on it. And that's why we also have Young Frankenstein Month. I don't remember Annie Hall. No, that that's a classic That's great That's great

Back to the future No, no no That movie's fucking easy Love back to the movie Only comedy Only comedy ever to win best picture What? Yeah, easy

Annie Hall Is it funny? I've only seen Yeah, well They're just talking What do you have to watch a whole thing Yeah, but he's funny Yeah

You know You know I do a lot of It's funny yeah Although I haven't seen it in 20 fucking years But yeah Yeah it's a great movie This is such a boomer list Picking of which she died

Diane Keaton right She died last week That's a shame Yeah, I'm surprised She died from Listen, I'm surprised Godfather's not on this list That's a perfect She got assassinated

Agree Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, no, there's a lot of stuff That's better than I would add Goodfellas to that list I think there's a lot of movies I would add School of Rock

On that list I think school of rock is a perfect movie Oh, agree Eric I mean it's a perfect I'd add from beginning to end To that list Shalshank to that list Shalshank is like a dudes

Like a dude's dude's movie I don't know man I'm not No, oh Chris you want to Hold on Mr. Halloween here. You want the scariest fucking movie you can watch and it's literally ranked number one, basically everywhere.

Not in Chin's weird Korean categories, but in America, right? In America where you live? I've probably seen it. Sinister. Sinister. Yeah, it's fine. Not part two, part one's fucking scary.

You know what's on there? You know what is in that top 10 list is insidious. It's all right. Oh, come on. Nah, I just watched it. I did a whole special. Oh, insidious is good. The Conjuring is fucking lit.

Insidious is none of these. None of these are that good. is fucking great. No, it's not. You're crazy. It's not.

It's not. It is. None of these are that good. Go have a pancake because right now. You don't know shit. No, I'm a very cultured with horror movie.

I'm very cultured. I'm very into it. I've seen more horror movies than any of you guys. Probably all together. No, you have it. Not even close.

I had a Freddie Kruger fucking poster in my bedroom as a young child. I still have one. That explains a lot. I still have one. You just got it framed? It's over my bed.

and my mom said good boys don't have those type of posters in the room i went looks like i'm a bad boy bitch wow and that's what i say when i'm having sex with my wife when the when the when the when we're looking at freddie kruger over the bed i'm a bad boy bitch yeah but i hire an asian woman with long hair just to stand over yeah now that's hot now that's hot hey she just stands there like just in a white dirty dress the only movie the only movie dead stopped us from watching when i was a kid you remember that movie, Pinhead? Remember the guy?

Hellraiser. That is just... Hellraiser. Because there was like a sex scene in there or he's like cutting tithies off. I remember my dad made it stop watching. I saw Hellraiser when I was a very young boy and it scared the shit out of me.

It was a very scary character. There was another one called Fantasm. That's another one that was fucking bananas crazy. But this one is a... Fantasm was a one that was like this flying ball that would stick into people's head. Oh yeah. And it would like...

I would do crazy shit to them. Hey, what's the movie People fucking rant and rave about I haven't seen any of them Even though I'm Mr. Halloween It's the It's the clown But he doesn't talk

What? He looked super scary It's a big time series They just came like the top What'd you say? Not Michael Myers No A clown

Bro pay attention Well that's why I don't understand What he's saying I don't know which way Oh yeah Terrifier yeah It's terrible it's fucking terrible

I saw the first one it's just terrible people love this phone I have a friend what about black phone or whatever that one terrible oh okay

they just made a second one the sequel just came out that's what I'm asking I don't watch the first one my wife said it was good but I guess they kill kids right so I can't watch it I know bro

there's so many of them they do that I'm just like I can't watch it they kill kid I'm out you know what I don't like that shit either now you just hold your boy

People fucking rant and rave about Terrifier. It was like self-made and they made all this fucking money. It's weird that it's so bad, dude. I mean, people love this shit. This is just it's terrible. Oh, I know what? You'll dig on this. Eric, my kids last night watched Marvel zombies.

Oh, how is that? You tell me, nerd? I didn't watch that. I didn't want to watch it. I haven't watched it yet. I heard it's up like from people who like that shit, that genre, they tell me it's like the best ever. Yeah, it's the Marvel characters, but like if the zombie

universe, you know, they all turn to zombies. What a stupid fucking idea. Oh, no, dude, dude. Let me taste something. Don't not continue to try it. Hold on a second here. Kung Fu and zombies would make pick a movie and it makes it better. Schindler's list. Fags.

Kung Fu shindler's list. If Kung, dude, if all the Jews were zombies. Jews with the. Jews it too. You know what I mean? Come on. What we're talking about? It's like this, oh, if you had, you got to make a big jay. Oh, man.

That's too far. Oh, God. That's too far. Jesus, Nick. If you had, if you had zombies in like the notebook, I mean, come on. I understand what you're saying. It just makes it better. Then if you had hip hop on top of that, oh, my God. Well.

Then you get Romeo must die. And I'm in. Oh, my own must die, dude. I'm in. You get the fucking Gladiator, uh, two, uh, preview with the Jay Z song in it. It's so weird. It's fucking Roman times Oh you want to talk about somebody

Yeah You want to talk about somebody That doesn't seem like they're old in times Denzel in that movie Oh yeah You know him He was like It's Denzel from Training Day

In Roman times You know what I mean I was like No this isn't And the only guy who was like I'm not doing an accent It was hysterical I'm still from Brooklyn

So funny Everyone else is not talking like And he's just like You ain't got nothing on me Yeah It was weird. Julius. Yeah, but you think you have Denzel in Washington.

I think, you know what? Can me tell you to me, let me make a statement here. Denzel is moving into his Al Pacino error. 100%. 100%. Where he's doing it like, he's doing an impersonation of himself.

100%. You know what I mean? Like it's like, it might be done. It might be done. I don't have a problem with it. No, no, but I'm, but. Yeah, you still go see a Denzel movie. Yeah, but I mean, it's not the same kind of vibe anymore.

He's earned it. Yeah, he's earned that. He's earned that. Hey, Mr. Halloween, check in here. You know what's another scary movie, even for kids, is, like, Coraline. This is a terrible, like a public service announcement. Hi, guys, Mr. Halloween here. I like how he said the sentence.

He said, you know, this is a scary movie, even for kids. Yeah. Like, like they're the barometer. Yeah. But have you seen Coraline? No, fucking, of course not. What? Okay.

No, I was in law. I saw it when it came out in the theater. Well, that's like the one on Disney. Of course not. Of course not. Should we watch that one too? I don't know. I've heard this is incredible.

I'm talking about real shit here. I tried to take mushrooms and watch it one time, but I turned it off and went outside. Well, no, Coraline's fucking lit. All right. You know some of the movies suck to watch with your kids? Coraline's fucking lit. Oh, nice. Well, what's the best movie to watch with your kids?

For me? Yeah. Am I six? Hands down, it's Shrek. The first Shrek There's not a better Sit down with kids Well they were into trolls

Okay Shrek then MI6 With the Jeremy Renner one I'm tired of You know All the the kids songs I'm just I'm so over Itsy Bitsy spider

We just found a new one We've just found a new guy I can't There's a new guy Look him up And this is Wolf's Jam You know Something and Maggie

It's a children show Guy on YouTube This guy This guy basically just fucking I can't do this I'm not gonna I can't get him into a new one you gotta

Miss Rachel look at this guy though Wolf loves I mean this guy's obviously collecting the bag but can you imagine his life look at him first of all he's the 8 million

subscribers so he's so fucking rich and probably mad hos but he's probably miserable you naughty naughty bird

this was our tent for tonight sorry Steve one time they love this shit he always wears that red shirt there's a video now of where it's like miss rachel with like that other dude okay stupid one to blinkie or whatever that guy oh yeah yeah there's a that the three big ones did a video together oh wow and i just want to see a collab yeah and they did a collab and i just want to see the behind the behind the scenes must have been just a

nightmare because they're all having to do this and then you know it's like you don't really want to do that Oh, but I get to you, Miss Rachel's like, that's my song, bitch. Like, I'm taking the lead here. One time, there's a Miss Rachel video where she's got a black dress on. And I was like, what are you doing, bitch? Oh, yeah. Get your fucking overalls on. It almost felt like, oh, I forgot to do this video.

And then she, like, just was going to go out to dinner. And then she, there it is. I don't know if it's that one. It's not that one. No, but my, I'm an OG blippy guy. The fucking, the new blippy isn't as good. The old blippy, the one who got fired because he shit on somebody. oh yeah that dude's

wait he actually shit on somebody yeah it was all consensual he shit and there was like a video of it or something yeah he shit on you got fired it sucks it's his home life dude it's his home life but he does do children's shows

you know so poor mr blippy yes yes he did indeed uh career we defecate on a friend during a parody of Harlem shake what's wrong with that the Harlem shake poop

I don't get it they wanted to do it so I don't featured him pooping on a naked friend's butt as part of the shock humor performance when this video resurfaced at the time I thought this sort of thing was funny but really it was stupid and tasteless and I regret ever done it

it just sucks he got fired for it check it out he goes he used the DMCA take down request the video itself is no longer available online but numerous news outlets have confirmed its authenticity and content loophole loophole

you might just keep it up and make money off the, you know, the ads. Fair enough. But the new blippies. You know what I mean? If you're going to fire me, put my shit video back up, please. You just go way down on the blippy YouTube. Like, you're a parent, like you're a parent, you're just looking, you're like, okay, oh, okay.

Colors, ABCs. And then you're like, oh, what's this? Oh, man, I got restricted. I can't monetize because of the music. Oh man, it's playing Abba. Fuck. But that guy, the Steve and Maggie.

It is... No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Steve and Maggie, they love it. My kids love that shit. I kind of like that. Yeah. Does anybody know how it works?

Like, you look at Miss Rachel or Blippy, right? The fucking Mr. Blippy and that weird dude with the 8 million subscribers. They don't, their YouTube doesn't monetize like regular channels. The kid YouTube doesn't monetize it. How's up? Like, they don't have ads like we do. Well, they have different ads. They got toys on YouTube.

Yes, they do. Does it? Yeah. There's ads come on all the time on that shit. Yeah. I know because Wolf looks over at me like, remote! You don't have got YouTube premium? No, I'm not paying for that shit.

Fucking. Fucking hope. You're going to read, you're going to see these ads. Yeah, you're going to have to pay for one way or another. You're going to have to buy the shit soon. Yeah. But she's also like the number one kid show on Netflix. they just put the same the same things on there the one the one that gets me those the black girl

on uh on miss rachel she's on little too aggressive they're all like no no no but her shit she goes it's like londid bridges falling down that's too much sounds like i like her we were going to be uh miss rachel but i didn't want to be the chubby black girl oh wow you know because rachel because rachel was going to be going to be obviously miss rachel the wolf was going to be you know mr wolf that i was like who am i going to be wow was your wife like you're the fat black lady yeah i was like no i don't want to be you can't have that i don't you got a theme this year chris with the family for halloween you know we did and then calvin said he wanted to be a ghost so i don't know if we're i think he just wants to be a ghost so i don't

know what we're going to do maybe we'll be we got ours ready baby what are we're going to surprise you with our Halloween episode. Man, we still don't know. Just be from Texas. Well, you got, you know, you got nine days, right? I'll be in Midland, Waco and Syracuse and Buffalo and Hamilton, Ontario, in Chicago. Den Theater and Chicago. Go to Chrissley.com, yeah, but go to chrises.com and don't go see Eric Fly.

If you're in Chicago, fly to me. If you're in Minneapolis, fly to me. Well, you can see us both in Chicago because you're going to be at the Chicago Theater. I'm going to be at the Den Theater, November 6th. and then I'm going to be in Minnesota House of Comedy 7th and 8th come check me out there get your tickets now and it's good to see you guys

and we'll talk soon okay all right kids I'm out goodbye Mr. Halloween Mr. Halloween out this October fear is free on Pluto TV with horror movie collections from paranormal activity the ring

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