The Golden Hour - Reading the Comments on This One | The Golden Hour #20 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

The guys talk Erik's beef jerky birthday fiasco, Joe Rogan's new comedy clut The Mothership, UFC 286's Leon Edwards vs Kamaru Usman 3, Erik and Brendan loving The Last Of Us, while Chris loves a Korean Drama called The Glory, Brendan and Erik's heated debate on Chris Rock's joke about Will Smith, all new Relationship Advice submissions and much more!  

The bedroom TV is her TV. No matter what I'm watching. If I'm in a bedroom and I'm watching TV, she could walk in, grab the remote, and change it to whatever she wants. That's the deal. You just would go to a different TV. Downstairs? That's my TV. So Kristen doesn't need to be listening to this part.

Because I don't want that rule. I like whatever I'm watching. That's what I'm going to be watching. You're not changing the shit. That's why your marriage isn't going to work. Wow, that's insane. Whoever got that. That's why.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough

It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Go nowhere. to get some beef jerky. You earned it. And so this airport is so little, they don't even have like Starbucks, nothing like that. They got a little kiosk for the lady that's pouring like drip coffee. You know, so I go to the vending machine.

I'm sitting there. It's super quiet in this like, because our flight's delayed. So it's like only like two buildings is the whole airport. I put my money, I tap it for the beef jerky. It goes.

You know, it's just there. I'm looking at the glass like this. I'm just like, It's my birthday. Everybody in the terminal looks. And then this couple, this family, she goes, Yeah, that happened to us. And I said,

So you let me walk over to this vendingending machine y'all look i see y'all looking at me you let me walk to this vending machine and put my money and not get my stuff and they were like oh i'm sorry you know i was like it's my birthday oh wait when was your birthday oh yeah it was your birthday yeah happy birthday we're all men here i get it yeah nobody cares are weird right yeah it's a little weird especially to remember yeah yeah this is yeah but luckily i have my xbox with me oh damn you're playing it's a way to spend your b day yeah so i'm in a i'm in the airport how long were you in the airport oh it was like three four hours it was crazy oh that's not so bad yeah birthdays are a little depressing or no but But there's no Chili's 2 in this thing.

Where was it? In Santa Rosa. Where is that? It's like up north. Is that California? It's in California. Is that Prague? It's one of those towns that's like San Francisco's an hour away.

Oakland's an hour away. So now I'm looking at like, do I rent a car and go to Oakland? It was like that kind of thing, man. It car and go to Oakland? Oh, God. It was like that kind of thing, man. It's a beast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, you know, luckily, like two hours in, this lady walks over to me, and she has beef jerky. She's like, happy birthday.

Oh. Yeah, because I guess it must have fell through. It's teriyaki. You screamed. I know. I know. I don't eat teriyaki. You were just in a mood.

Oh, yeah, man. And there's nothing. So you screamed to everybody that it's your birthday. So they all knew in the airport because it was small. And you started getting gifts? Really? You're making it about that? Well, I'm just saying.

It's more of a sad birthday. That's a sad birthday, yeah. Do you get sad on your B-Day? No, I don't even think about it. I don't give a shit. Last year was my 50th birthday And I took a job instead of doing stuff Yeah

I'm working on my birthday Yeah I prefer to do that I'll be in Oxnard or Brea or Irvine One of those days I'm doing Oxnard, Brea, Irvine Well, you're still in LA though March 29th

Yeah, but I'm working But you guys have to do a B-Day celebration But then I'll be in Minneapolis and Milwaukee That's my birthday week. ChrisLitt.com for tickets. Brea, Irvine, Oxnard, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis. Your B-Day week? Yeah.

You're not going to Tacoma? Nope. Why would I go there? I'm there next week. Tacoma, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Beat you. No, why would I go there? You didn't beat me.

I did it first. Well, I kind of just won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, B-Days are weird. My B-Day is Saturday. Guys, I don't need gifts? You didn't beat me. I did it first. Well, I kind of just – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, B-days are weird. My B-day is Saturday. Guys, I don't need gifts, okay? Oh, okay. You got someone at the table there.

I don't need another chain. Everybody's birthday is – Yeah, B-days are coming up. The 18th? What do you know? 18th, yes, Saturday. I was supposed to be working in Austin with Rogan, but we had to cancel it. Why? Jamie has – he's in some big golf thing he told me because

we're we planned a companion last time we're doing companion and roan was like should we do one for usman leon edwards i was like hell yeah and then jamie's like this and i was like shut your mouth and then we still did it so the when i hear the mother ship is opening it's open it's open yeah great yeah my ship is wide open. Wow. Yeah. That's cool. I want to see it bad.

Yeah, it should be dope. I'm going to go to Austin. I have my show on the 25th, but then I was going to stay, but I can't stay. My wife is pregnant. I don't know. I need to get back. I was going to stay and check out that club. Don't you feel guilty, though? If it's not straight work, you're not going to stay and chill?

No. Yeah, especially if your girl's pregnant. No. What are you doing? You're hanging out? Well, I don't want to. I mean, I want to be home for that. But it's just, I wish, I'll go back to Austin at some point and see it.

I really want to see that club. Me too. Yeah. Me too. Well, you'll probably see it soon, huh? Yeah, we'll probably do a companion in April. Yeah. Not March.

Yeah, I don't know. Well, there's UFC fights Every fucking I swear to God But Rogan He'll work the big Pay-per-views That are in North America

So if they're Like this one's in London So if he doesn't work We'll use you To a companion Got it But he only works The ones in North America

Got it Which is like I don't know Like 12 a year chin About Maybe I would say so yeah So it just depends

A pair of Versus Adesanya 2 Is going to be in April Yeah April 8th It's a huge one Yeah yeah just like i don't know like 12 a year chin about maybe i would say so yeah oh yeah so just a pair of versatisania 2 is going to be in april yeah april 8th yeah yeah yeah yeah so we might do it for that who knows but that's cool yeah so b day now be here just chilling what are you gonna do i don't remember last year went to my buddy uh todd fellman's house remember that dinner oh yeah how fun was that wow that was really fun actually yeah the house is beautiful yeah it's it's iron man's house yeah it's pretty crazy oh did you watch uh i'm sure you did you watch the the this the last of us oh yeah season finale hey hey i'm done with that show why four or five episodes in it's another zombie show oh he it's another zombie show dude this is see this is the problem

if you go online everyone's, there's not enough zombies. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, you don't like stories? No, no, no. I don't care about zombies. Dude, there's a ton of – There's actually no zombies in it. I watch a ton of shows where there's no zombies in it, okay?

There's no zombies in this one. There's no zombies. Yeah, so my point is I like shows with no zombies in it. Then you'll in this one. There's no zombies. So my point is I like shows with no zombies in it. Then you'll like this show. But I also don't. It's one of those shows that's definitely not as good as the hype. Bro, you're fucking. Y'all are cooters, dude.

I swear to God. What show do you like? Yeah, yeah. You know what it is? The last of us. Tell us the show that you like, piece of shit. The last tell us the show that you like hey yeah we're all friends here last i'll wait it out too hard to keep up let's hear this brilliant show that you like i want to hurt huh let's hear about it huh you guys done huh i'm waiting okay reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond oh we're not done let's hear it

home improvement yeah which shows do you like Golden Girl season 6 go ahead no go ahead I'll be quiet go ahead

there's a show there's a show on Netflix called The Glory Chin's seen it no no don't use Chin no no you can't pick the coolest dude on Netflix called The Glory. Chin's seen it. No, no, don't use chin. You can't pick the coolest dude in the room to like freaking latch onto.

It's an Asian show. Oh, my God. He's this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. You want to go to the Asian shows? You want to go to the only hipster coffee place in the neighborhood? All of the Asian all of the Asian shows that are dubbed, where you have to look at it and you have to read or whatever, they're always going to be better than the American shows.

All the North Korean shows, they're better TV. Okay? I get that. All right? You think you're better than us because you watch Asian shows with subtitles? No, I don't. I think I'm better than you because I'm better than you. I'm not. I'm not. I'm equal.

We're all equal. We're all on this crazy fucking blue and green spinning globe together. I will say this. I will say this. The Last of Us. I can't even finish my fucking thing. Nope. The Last of Us and The Mandalorian it's the same show.

I've never seen The Mandalorian but it's about a guy with a little girl? It's also the same actor. Oh, he's great. George Pascal is the same guy. The Mandalorian and The Last of Us, they're the same show. He's taking care of a small person on this adventure. Well, that's like saying Peanut Butter Falcon is the same show. Okay, so this show.

Nobody cares. First of all, why are you saying that these shows will be better than American shows? Why are you saying that? They just do it, man. One, because they have no restrictions over there, so they can work people to death. Oh, got it. The stuntmen, they do crazy things. Because they're still on Netflix. This is the number three worldwide show behind you

and another one. I mean you. And the glory is a great show and it's about, of course, because it's Korean, it's about revenge, right?

And this woman gets bullied when she is in school. Like young, I mean she's got to be 10. Yeah, we've all been bullied. Right, but she gets really bullied, like curling iron to the arms and shit. Oh. Assaulted.

So this is old girl. That's what we can call it. So she. Because all those shows are the same. Well, every Korean show or movie is about revenge. Like they have to. It has to be about revenge. They could have a cooking network and they'd be like, yeah, we're making.

They were making this. And by the way, somebody fucked me when I was younger. And after this souffle, we're going to find him and track him down and we're going to kill him. But the ingredients are actually the person's balls. Congratulations. I saw you brewing that and waiting till I was done with my shit to do your shit. To drop the, you need to learn.

You could learn a lesson from that. Yeah. He waited till I was done with my thing. And then dropped it. Yeah. That was good you even in that you just interrupted well yeah but carry it keep selling the show i'm still not on board okay so so so now she's an adult and she is not trying to just kill these people she She's trying to infiltrate their lives. Like she becomes a teacher and starts to, and finds a way to blackmail her way into becoming a teacher at one of the women

who used to bully her child's school, and now she's teaching the kid. And so she's like, she's like creepily infiltrating herself into other people's lives. And everyone's like, well, what the fuck are you doing? And she's like, oh, like creepily infiltrating herself into other people's lives. And everyone's like, well, what the fuck are you doing? And she's like, oh, I'm just, you know. And I'm on episode six and I don't know what she's going to do.

But boy, am I involved, dude. Now that's some revenge, dude. Chris. Wow. Every show. It's equivalent to. No. Zombies.

Okay. Zombies. There's no zombies in? Zombies equals revenge. All of these shows are the same. That's fine, but it goes back and forth. Old boy, I've seen no evil. Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

You want to talk about some revenge. That's different. It's not different. No, no, no. Someone was wronged, and they're getting revenge. That's the plot to all of these Asian shows. So every story was always made. But I'm saying this is good, and The Last of Us is fine.

It's good. How many episodes did you get? I saw the one where the two homosexuals are having sex. Yeah. And then I saw the next one, and then I was like, all right, I'm done. Interesting. Yeah. You don't like good shows.

That's all right. That's okay. You don't like art. It's fine. I'm done. Interesting. Yeah. You don't like good shows. That's all right. That's okay. You don't like art. It's fine. You got to watch this fucking show. By the way, you'll love it. I'll watch the show. I'll get it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get around to it. But I also like Last of Us. But I will say this. I can see how there are ebbs and flows in Last of Us. But I'm going to tell you this. The season finale. Ooh, child. All right'm going to tell you this. The season finale? Ooh, child.

All right. I'll keep watching it. I'll keep watching it. I'll keep watching it. Season finale was fire. I'll keep watching it. And by the way, I'm not saying. You know what wasn't good?

You know what wasn't good in the end? What? The ambulance. It wasn't good. Christoph Waltz. Yeah. It was good for a little bit, though. The first four episodes were great.

Yeah. I totally agree. You're wondering where it's going to go. I know. And then where it goes. I'm like. The consultant was. The first four episodes are fire. Yeah, then it's like yeah, but but before the

Thank you Now you're touching me. He's doing good though. Yeah, we really appreciate you. Thanks. Yeah, let's just You have a great smile and you laugh wait, what's the fucking thing? We're the last of us I'm gonna give it more of a shot for you guys. By the way, I don't think it's bad. I don't think it's bad. It's too much hype. Yes. Let's take a break, kiddos.

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It's like, can you believe this? Well, that's why they do it. It's a part of the game. Yeah. It's a great would you rather, you know? And I don't know. It's a tough one. It's a tough one.

Well, don't ruin it for the people. But, yeah, I will watch it. I will finish it. How about that? I will finish it. You're not keeping up with it it you're not really a fan are you well i mean are you spoiled i'm like what came in on no i agree i i do agree that i do agree with that except for in the world now where you're binging like my buddy just watched uh breaking bad i've never seen it either i'm like yeah i heard the plot i I was like, check please

Oh, what a moron No, no, we're back to the last one No, we're done now I can't stand either one of you now No, no, no, but here's what I have to say about this Shows are like relationships And I can't be in too many of them Okay

So there might be a great show. I used to do this thing where, like, when I had cable, you would DVR. All right? So here's my thing. If four episodes were in my DVR that I haven't watched, I erase them, and I don't watch the show. I like how you have a whole thing. That's good. I have to have a whole thing because I know that I'm not interested in this.

Interesting. You know, because there are a couple of shows what's the one show mad men mad men's one of those shows that i've never watched never seen i i don't want to get started on that i tried but i don't want to start four seasons and i'm just like no fine fine good good but i mean it's like there's people who are like oh mad yeah it's good but but but see i was like this about breaking Bad at first. I was like, I don't want to watch that. And then I started watching it, and I was like.

Yeah, but that doesn't let you go. That's high octane, dude. Mad Men is boring. I mean, it's supposed to be. You know what I mean? Yeah. I saw Game of Thrones probably six years after it debuted. And I just binged eight seasons of it.

Pure fire. I saw three episodes of that, and I was like, I'm done. This is gay. You don't like dragons. By the way, gays love Lord of the Thrones. Lord of the Thrones? Game of the Thrones. Game of the Thrones.

That's what it should be called. No, they like Harry Potter. That sounds like a place where they sell toilets. Game of the Thrones. Did you watch the Oscars at all? No. You don't watch the Oscars? No. That's stupid, right?

Hey, what one? I was just saying. Hey, what one? So nobody could see it, and then we can forget who's in it. Go even further than that. Yeah. Forget about the Oscars. What movies did you go watch this year?

That's the real thing. What do you mean? Well, most of the movies that won were on Netflix. I'm saying I didn't even go to the movies. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the fact that that's the case, fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oscars are supposed to be about – it has to be on the silver screen, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The world's changing. The world is changing. Then there'd be like four movies. It'd be like Top Gun and fucking the new Mario. Here's my, here's my. I did see the movie that, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, you go. I'm saying I did see the movie that won. I really liked it. What was it? Everywhere, All the Ways. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was good. So many, so many all places all at once.

Yeah. So many places all at once. That was a great movie. Yeah, but okay. They won every award. Who's the guy in it that was the kid in Indiana Jones? Q.E. Kwan.

Q.E. Kwan? Short round. His name's short round. Whatever the fuck this is, his name's short round. So that's cool he won? Yeah. Okay.

Everyone, let's move on. He won? Yeah. Now let's move on. Dude, we knew he was going to win. We didn't know he was going to win. We knew he was going to win. No. Dude, that's a story. That's move on. He won. Yeah. Now let's move on. Dude, we knew he was going to win. We didn't know he was going to win. We knew he was going to win. No.

Dude, that's a story. That's a story. It wasn't until I saw this that I even knew that that was short round. I was like, oh, wow. Yeah, why would you know? He hugged Harrison Ford like it was Indiana Jones. That was cool. Oh, but that's cool.

They haven't seen each other in a long time. Is he good? Is he good in it? He's great. So does he have to do like crying scenes and shit? I don't know. If you don't have to do crying scenes, you shouldn't win. He did, and it was great.

Great. No, I knew. Like when I see Brendan Fraser, he's just like, I want to do one thing in my life. I'm like, oh, okay. He's going to, if he doesn't win. He was the only white guy I knew who was going to win. Any white person is like, there's no chance. Whites don't win now.

Never. But Brendan Fraser, he was so good. No, no, no. He was so good. You guys had a good run. No, no, no. I know, and I'm not even complaining. I don don't win now. Never. But Brendan Fraser, he was so good. No, no, no. He was so good. You guys had a good run. No, no, no. I know. And I'm not even complaining.

I don't give a fuck. I think it's great. Give it to the Asian dude. Give it to the Asian dude. But who was the dude that people were, like, complaining that black woman king or whatever the fuck it's called. Black Panther? The Black Panther woman.

That's not woman king. Oh, no, no. Angela Bassett was salty that she didn't win. No, but this is so stupid. Actually, Angela Bassett should have won. Was she in Woman King? No, no. She was in Wakanda.

What the fuck is Woman King, dude? Wakanda is Black Panther. Woman King is another movie that people were like, wow, I can't believe this wasn't nominated for one thing. What is Woman King? What is Woman King? The Woman King with Viola Davis. And what is Woman King? What is Woman King? The Woman King with Viola Davis. But what is that Viola Davis movie?

It's about this African tribe of women who are like warriors. Got it. Okay. It was okay. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. It was okay. Are they calling it racist because they didn't get nominated?

They're saying it's racist because it didn't get nominated. That tracks. But how is it? But how is it? But so many minorities won this year, right? I have no idea, but I'm just saying I know the Asian dude and I know the woman. So it's like how could they say it's racist when that's what I don't get? It's the only thing they can write on. Well, my problem with all this is the whole system needs to be broken down so you know.

So then we have like – we have a standard, a quality, standards, quality. We can hold people accountable for artistic integrity. See, once you take all that stuff away, then it opens it up for people to be like, well, as long as there's any minorities or any kind of thing and a thing we could call racism. I call bullshit on that. I think it's ridiculous because now, next year when they nominate,

it's just like when Moonlight won, which was a great movie, but something was taken away from it because of the Oscars to white movement. So now you can't be like, oh, did this movie win for merit or did it win because we were making a big deal right and it takes and by the way that doesn't help well so so that movie was was good it was very good i refused to see it once did he win the best actor for that um what's his name i think he won best supporting actor yeah that's crazy bro he was very good in that movie it's crazy that he would win an oscar for that when other motherfuckers

are out there acting like that's how the eyes are shit i'm just saying like like that guy is a great actor that's crazy did you see the world war one movie though that won all the awards 1917 fuck no no no uh forget the name of it oh a quest western on the quiet front or whatever the fuck yes it's all quiet on the western yeah Yeah, what's that? And asked what's this this guy just fucked up his speech. He's the director of everything everywhere all at once. Okay You saw him out his dad. He fucked it up What he taught me to do which is no Yeah, you know Nick has to come in at night and mess with all the court by the way

There's Casey's friends the guys that won. Yeah the two dragon. Yeah. Yeah, I was you know, Nick has to come in at night and mess with all the cords. By the way, they're Casey's friends, the guys that won. Yeah, the two directors? Yeah. Yeah. I was confused by the one director because he was like, I want to shout out my parents. They didn't shun me when I wore a dress as a kid. And I was like, oh, Mr. Gay Man, that's cool. And then Casey's like, he's married.

No, he's not. Oh, shit. What the fuck? I thought you said you didn't watch it. People do come in here at night and take stuff. He took the cord out. Oh, wow. I thought you said you didn't watch it. Why do come in here at night and take stuff. He took the cord out. Wow. I thought you said you didn't watch it.

Why are you saying that? Cuz you guys didn't. I felt good about you. I never, hey, I never miss them. Since I was a kid, I never missed them. Dude, miss them. Yeah. Never. I don't, you know when I start watching-

Never. Did you see Coda? Yeah, the deaf movie? No, you saw it? Yeah, I watched it just like this. Oh, man. Did you see Nomadland? Yeah, I see them all.

No, dude. And then I rank them myself. Dude, when they had the deaf guy. What's that? At the award show. Oh, who? What movie is that? Just stop. This dude is.

But the deaf guy won. No, no, no. Last year. This year. I know, but I would say. I saw the clips of this. This guy is doing the announce. Like, you know, he know. He signs the thing.

He signs it. And then there's a guy on the side. I was like, come on, man. We live in a joke world, dude. It's like, come on, man. Come on. Come on. And then they put him with just that fine-ass actor who won last year.

And then she's over there trying to be like, oh, this is what I want to do. She's just sitting there. She's just so comfortable. Yeah, she is. It's like, come on. Whatever. You know what you want to you want to do your thing do your thing you know all right yeah it's just too much now it this this oscars is like crazy i like tom cruise didn't show up he's all wait wait hold on top gun he didn't show up. He shouldn't be nominated, dude. Or. You shut your whore mouth. Are you a communist?

Or. It should all be movies like that. It makes no sense that Top Gun and The Whale were nominated. It makes no sense, dude. Why are they both movies? You don't. Dude, Top Gun's about planes. It's about planes. You didn't see it, did you? You didn't see it. Take the planes out. And Wh Gun's about planes. It's about planes.

You didn't see it, did you? You didn't see it. Take the planes out. And Whale's about a guy who can't get on a plane. Yeah. But Whale is, at least, it's good. It's a good joke. Thanks, guys.

It's a good joke. It's a good joke, but who cares, honestly. No, no. Here's the thing. All right. So in the music, you have the Grammys. Okay. And then you have the Billboard Awards.

Yeah. To vote on by fans. Yeah. So I think that. Yes. Or make a category. Agree. I think there should be like an action movie category.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I agree with you. That's what I'm saying. Because there should be the category of movies that no one gives a fuck about. Which is like The Well. Yeah. Coda. Right.

All these movies that no one's going to remember. And they're great. The next year. And they're great. The next year. And they're great. Fantastic. Not taking anything away from the classics. But what I'm saying is, you know what movie should have won an Oscar? The Matrix.

Yeah, exactly. Because we're still talking about The Matrix. Exactly. It's still relevant. They should have the Blockbuster Award or whatever the hell it is. Yeah. Just so we can have a category of movies that we actually like to watch. And we'll watch that award show, too.

Well, should we? Nobody's watching the fucking Oscars anymore. It should be called Movies People Actually See. Wait a minute. They're not watching the Oscars anymore because it's too politicized. Yes. Because the people go up there and they make all these comments as if half the country doesn't also like movies. Right, right, right, right, right. Okay?

doesn't also like movies. Right, right, right, right, right. Okay? So there's like conservative people who also like movies who are at home watching some like would-be host trash, you know, their beliefs. And they just go, what? Why? That's why the ratings keep going down. They keep going down, down, and down.

It's like, hey, just talk about movies. Just celebrate yourselves. You're all full of shit. Yeah. Oh, you're all full of shit yeah oh you're all full of shit everybody at that award ceremony they might as well just suck each other off yeah that's like did you see hugh grant i would watch oh you're gonna win right now yep yep that's why hugh grant was like us he was not having it apparently he was forced to go and they're interviewing me he's

like i saw it he was all bullshit he should he was being a dick though he could have done it better wasn't yeah he was dude. Yeah, he was, dude. He just entertained her bullshit. Yeah, I understand she was horrible. He's like, oh, my God, what are you wearing? He's like, I don't fucking know. A suit, man? But that's not what he did, though.

That would have been funny. He was like, he obviously had contempt. He's British. I know, but it was more than just British. That's their default state. He could have had fun with it. He was just like, he was a dick. He was a dick. Well, I love state. He could have had fun with it. He was just like, he was a dick. He was a dick.

Well, I don't know. And I'm not, she was, what she was asking was stupid. You saw. What she was asking was like, what are you wearing to Hugh Grant? He's just like, I don't know, it's my suit. Wait, okay, let's not act, what does he, does he live under a rock? I know. That's what they do at the Oscars.

That's my point. That's my point. You have to go there. Oh, right, your point is he's being an asshole. Yes, that's my point. It's like, dude, you know this is network TV. What the fuck do you think she's going to ask? Just show up in shorts.

Yeah. Now, that would have been dope. Yeah. Yeah. With a Hawaiian shirt. Yeah. He's just got like- And then she was like-

With the lay on. You know what I mean? He just comes in. Hey. Give a fuck. Yeah. And she's like, did you have fun doing the movie? He's like, I don't know.

I'm barely in it. You know? Almost. I almost had fun. And then it was just, like, weird. There's a way to do that and make a point, like, what the fuck is this shit, and be funny about it and not be an asshole. Or you just don't show up like Marlon Brando did and you sent an Indian girl to give your

speech. Yeah. That's the move. The move is to send an Indian girl. Huh? The move is to send an Indian girl, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

What's this? All right. I would send chin with what he taught me to do which is no person is more important than profits I was watching this live I looked at my girl grandma. He meant no profit. No, he meant money. It's all about money. No, but profits, like people that are, you know, a profit. Oh. No, no. He fucked it up. No, he means money.

He meant to say no profit is more important than human beings. Is English his first language? Yes. He was born in San Francisco. He posted his actual speech, and he literally just reversed it. But you can see it. Like, right after he says it he kind of goes that's not it that's it

it's more important than profits yeah but then why didn't he just say oh I mean no Oscars and he's not a comic and like 600,000 people are watching but that's like when Chris Rock fucked up on a special live he was like I fucked up the joke

I didn't see it. I loved that. It ruined the ending. It ruined his closing because the gig was up. His trick was shown. It doesn't matter. That was just one joke, and they already fixed it. I mean, it's the most important joke. Oh, they fixed it now?

No, it wasn't the most important joke, Brendan. Oh, I disagree, Eric. No, it wasn't the most important joke. We still got the point. Yeah, but if you fuck up the most important joke, the reason why people tune in with the Will Smith drama. It wasn't the most important joke. We still got the point. Yeah, but if you fuck up the most important joke, the reason why people tune in with the Will Smith drama. It wasn't the most important joke, man. What was it? It was 10 minutes of material about

Will Smith. That one thing he flubbed, we still got it. We knew what he meant. He just said, he just mixed up the movies and we got it. Just like this. We knew. He didn't mess it up. What movies? Well, he fucked up. He meant to say Concussion. He said, was it Emancipation? Yeah, but we got it.'t he didn't movies well he that he meant to say concussion he said was it emancipation yeah but we got it he said oh i flubbed the joke and then he did it again and we

got it it wasn't like oh my god that was ruined we got it we knew what he meant he was on a roll he was passionate he was upset he slammed the mic down when he was done it didn't ruin anything he up a punchline pretty bad it was like awkward and that would it there's a reason why awkward that part right there would have got a laugh and it didn't because yeah but he got laughs on everything else we only listen only an idiot would not see that and be like well now i don't know what's going on your brain fixes it in your head like this i agree it's also it's it's also it's also it's not like it was a bad joke right he just messed up. We got it. Yeah, you got it. We get what it's supposed to be.

Okay, so he fucked up. Yeah, and then we just move on and he kept going. You don't laugh because you're like, wait. And then you're like, oh, I get it. Oh, okay, that's funny. Thank you. I agree with you. Your brain goes real quick.

It goes, oh, okay, now I see what he meant. And then you just move on. He still had plenty of funny jokes. He was mad about the shit. I'm not saying he didn't have plenty of funny jokes. I just think when people are tuning in for the Will Smith part, which is why it was live, because he didn't want to get out. That was one joke.

Correct, Eric. I get this, brother. It's 60-minute special. Yeah. So if you fuck up the one part with the reason it's live is for that joke, not the full hour. The reason it was live, so that joke doesn't get out before it gets aired. That's why he did it live.

Is that why? Yes. He was doing it live because Netflix was doesn't get out before it gets aired. That's why he did it live. Is that why? Yes. He was doing it live because Netflix was trying to get into the live business. One joke out of a 10-minute set about the guy did not ruin it. I'm not saying it ruined the entire set. I'll never see the guy again. In fact, I'm quitting comedy. I'm just saying.

I don't think it ruined the entire set. It just ruined that joke. Right. I know, but – Except for the beginning. He was just like, he ruined that one joke i know but which was why in the beginning he was just like he ruined that one joke no no no he said he ruined the whole will smith part i think the main joke that wasn't even the main joke imagine you're watching it you're watching for 55 minutes he fucks up the thing like well fuck this right that's what I'm saying. I want this whole thing. Fuck.

I'm out. Right. No one did that. No. That's my point. That would be great. My only point is that's the reason why it was live for people to tune in with the Will Smith drama and he fucked it up. That's all I'm saying.

I see your point. It's not that the special wasn't good. No. I don't know. I didn't see it. You were wrong. That was one joke in a set of 10

minutes about Will Smith. He just flubbed one part of the 10 minutes of Will Smith. That didn't ruin the Will Smith stuff. That's my point. Because I saw a clip of Chris Rock doing the joke and that part wasn't even in it and he was talking about the Will Smith stuff.

Because they edited it out. No, he didn't say concussion in it and he was talking about the will smith stuff because they edited it out no he didn't say uh concussion in it it was it was just about him getting smacked thank you and i and i thought oh that's funny minutes of material about will smith 10 minutes 30 seconds of it was he flubbed fuck this yeah i'm canceling netflix my netflix subscription not even 30 seconds it was like 15 seconds seconds, but he went off love the joke then he still did it Again, yeah, they could cut it in. Yeah, right. That's cool. Yeah, it's cool. Oh, wow so bitter about it I'm not better. I think he fucked up the joke anybody watch it knows he fucked up the joke I'm not saying the whole hour is ruined. Do you understand what I'm saying?

I know what you're saying. I think you're wrong. I need someone else in here. I feel like you're disagreeing with Brendan over something he's not saying. He fucked up that joke. He flubbed it. If you had one shot to tape a special and you went home and you fucked up the last bit, I think you'd sleep.

It's shitty. He's kicking himself. He's like, God damn it. That's why you don't do specials live. For this exact sleep. It's shitty. He's kicking himself. He's like, God damn it. That's why you don't do specials live. For this exact reason. I don't think he's kicking himself. Oh, dude. I'd have to see it.

It sounds like it's one part. You're going to be on my side. All right, all right. You would be pissed. 100%. Yeah, of course you'd be pissed. So when you shoot a special, fuck up a line, Eric. It's going to be like all good. Yes, it's fine.

He's still got $40 million. You know what I mean? Trust me, he didn't lose any sleep. He still got the point out. They were talking about it the next day. He's already rich here. Will Smith is upset about what he said. You think Will Smith's at home like, ha, good.

He flubbed 10 seconds of a 10-minute thing, so the whole thing was ruined? No one's saying the whole thing's ruined? Okay, let me ask you this. No one's saying the whole thing's ruined. You keep going back to that. I'm saying that punchline in that joke was ruined, which to your point is 10 seconds. That's my only point. Not the whole special. The whole special's great.

I didn't say the whole. Fuck both of you. You keep going back. I get why you're on his side, but fuck both of you. Honestly. Because now you're trying to gaslight okay? But fuck both of you, okay? Honestly. Because now you're trying to gaslight me right now. No, you keep saying the whole special. It's recorded. We have what he said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All I'm saying is you said he messed up. The Will Smith part. He messed up the Will Smith part, which isn't the whole special. No, but he's saying the Will Smith part is 10 minutes long. And you're saying his point is. No, no, no. Because the fucking ass kisser over here.

The ass kisser over here. So is Chris on ass kissing? He really believes this. I know. That makes it even worse. All of them do. That makes it even worse that he believes it. All right. so listen.

You do it. You understand. Nobody's listening to this podcast anymore. Everyone has turned it off. Everyone's out. But this is for us, and we have to figure this out. Go. He has an issue with you saying he fucked up the Will Smith part.

Thank you. Now, real quick, hold on. Is that not a true statement? Did he not mess up the Will Smith part? No, he did not. He messed up one joke in the Will Smith part. Which would be part of the Will Smith part, correct? That would mean you messed up the Will Smith part.

No, he didn't mess up the Will Smith part. One flub doesn't mess up the Will Smith part. Chris! I agree with Eric. I did not see it, but I agree with what he's saying. He doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about. No, but he agrees with what I'm saying. Okay, so I... Wow. First of all I agree with what he's saying. He doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about. Nobody agrees with what I'm saying. Okay, so I, if, wow.

First of all, let me just ask, let me ask Eric this. Did he fuck up the most important part of the Will Smith part? No. Oh, well, there you go. Then that's where it is. So you think he did, you think he didn't. But did you think he did the most important part of it? The most important part of it wasn't a single joke.

It was the fact that he was addressing it and he fucked it up during the address i that's where the disagreement is happening oh yeah yeah here we go here we go i also think it's somewhat semantics on what is fucked up like he means he flubbed i don't think no no he said no no the whole bit he doesn't mean not at all he said wait wait wait you see what i'm saying? This is a gaslight. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Brandon, you think the Will Smith part was ruined because of this joke? I think that part was ruined, yes.

The most important part of it was ruined. I don't think the whole bit should be thrown away or edited. I think that one major part was fucked up. I tell you what. I never look at the comments on this show. Bro, you better believe I'm looking at the comments on this show. Bro, you better believe I'm looking at the comments for this episode. I feel gaslit. I feel gaslit by these

two. In the 10 minute portion of the Will Smith part, he flubbed one joke. It wasn't the most important joke. They were all equal in what he was talking about. And the whole point of him even addressing it was fine. It was great. It hit home. It was hard about. And the whole point of him even addressing it was fine. It was great.

Yeah. It hit home. It was hard hitting. Yes. He messed up one joke. They've already fixed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, it's still, the point is still done.

Right. I can't wait to look at the comments. Please, please, please let us know who you side with. I'm dying to know who. I need you to watch it because you're going to be like this. I already know you're going to be like this. Oh, you were right, Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already know. I already know you're going to be like this. Oh, you were right, Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I already know. I already know. I'm 100% right on this. You're going to have to find it on YouTube. Got it, got it. Okay, okay, okay. I'll look it up on YouTube. All right.

He just, he said emancipation instead of concussions. Yeah. Because he was making a joke about like, you know. The smack. You'll see how it came out when he did it got it okay all right by the way how pause this how long has this podcast been going so far two hours how many 40 we didn't even get to a 30 minutes i mean and another thing yeah yeah it would have been great if you ended up slapping him or somebody ended up slapping him all right um

all right let's see what what the Hamburglar on the diet wants. What's going on, boys? You know, just watching the absolute best pod on the world. On the world. Nice. On the world. Didn't redo it. Fucked it up.

Fucked up the whole Will Smith show. The whole thing's fucked up now. His whole question is fucked up. Now we can't even get to the point of his question now because he flubbed that line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the world. Fucked it up. Now we can't even get the point of his question now because he flubbed that line yeah yeah yeah on the world fucked it up well now we can't watch this now no fuck it up we'd be like i'm watching my favorite podcast bad friends i'm like oh my bad no no we'd be like oh god damn why are you gonna try to start a war now it's a good podcast well i'm saying it's a completely different show it's a completely different podcast all right let's. A hammer by the ex-boyfriend. You guys should remember it. Nick,

pull the clip up if you need to. He got beat up by a hammer. His face is all fucked up. It's the same guy. He's better. Oh, wow. His ex-boyfriend hammered him? Oh, the girl's ex-boyfriend got a yes. Oh, yes. He's really fucked up.

Well, he cleans up nice. Made him better. I'm seeing a new he cleans up nice. It was good. It made him better. It made him better. So I'm seeing a new girl, right? Everything's going good. She's awesome. She's beautiful.

Got a great job. Everything's great. She's got a daughter. Three years old. So I've kind of gotten to step in as a co-parent type situation. Don't trust you. I just want to know, what's the best way to go about that? Do you step in? Do you say things?

Do you just let her be? I don't know. What's the best way to go about having a kid that isn't yours but it's your girl's? Do you say how long it's been? I don't think he did. She's three, though. Honestly, you just got to let the girlfriend take the lead on this yes well I think also

I don't know if y'all I remember way back today I was like 25 and I was like I went this waitress she worked at House of Pi I'll never forget this in LA in LA and I would go there all the time and we was like flirting I remember she was Puerto Rican yeah yeah with red hair and, so when we end up like – I end up back at our place one day. And a little kid – Dude, it was just so awkward. Oh, hi. Yeah, it's like, ah.

I'm not your dad. Yeah, I was like – Daddy, he's just like, daddy. I was just – my thing was like, I'm saying, I just feel like you have to open with that. Yeah. Well, if you're going to invite you over, that's what I'm saying.

Oh yeah. But I get how some people, I'm sure there are women out there who, who like they're interested in a guy and they think the guy is going to, once they find out you have a kid, they're going to be like, Oh, get out of here.

But there were certain things. I think that there's a certain list. Yeah. Okay. Like, are you super religious? Like, if you're going to church on a Wednesday. Yeah. Right.

I need to know that. Yeah. I need to know that. Yeah. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, do you have kids? I mean, you know.

Yeah. If a guy is going to just dip on you because you have a kid, then you need to find that out right away. However, you could open a guy's eyes to, oh, I didn't think I would want to be with a girl with a kid, but this is cool. So my point is, I don't think you need to lead with that. I don't think you need to first date me like,

by the way, I have a kid. But here's the deal, though. It's an interesting question. It is an interesting question. But here's also the thing, though, that I think. I have a son. If I was single and I was on a date, It is an interesting question, but here's also the thing, though, that I think. I have a son. If I was single and I was on a date, I can't imagine not talking about him.

Do you know what I'm saying? So it's like if you feel yourself holding back from telling someone that, I think then that's a problem. But I also feel like there's a difference. I think that as a man, it's different to come in and be like, you know. It's like when you're in the – all the movies and TV shows are always talking about guys in the park, a single dad in the park with a dog and a kid. And they're like, oh, my God.

But a woman, we're looking at her like, look at this whore. You know what I mean? It's a different – it's stupid how society – But real quick, Eric're right when you went over there do you think you're gonna fuck and then this kid comes out on a three-wheeler yeah dude did i think yeah well you it's like in the middle oh i actually i remember the specific i don't even want to go into the details i'm married now i'm married now babe i love you this is a long time ago all All I'm saying is, it was just like, I was like, oh. Oh. Yeah. Because what I'm saying is, I feel like what this guy's going through is like, at what

point, how serious are you with this person? Because to me, I would be like, I wouldn't want to confuse the kid. That's why you don't bring people around. That was why my question was how long you've been together. Because that mom should be like, man, unless this is going somewhere, I'm not introducing you to the kid. Like, my mom never brought me around her boyfriends until it was like six months deep. Yeah.

Six months. You think that's a long time? I do, actually, no. Six months? Six months? I don't think six months is a long time. Really? To be like, here's, you know.

Kids are very so impressionable. Yeah. I just answered a question question like what happened to you know there's a lot of that yeah to eric's point i should have waited i met like nine dudes okay i was like dad he's like fuck no you're single what are the things like so it's not on the first date i agree with you you don't gotta reveal a lot of information on the first day because you're trying to gain yeah yeah but at what what point is it say it's now date three or four? You got to say.

Okay. Yeah. You, you, what are the things you want to know? You want to know? Oh, I have kids. Yeah. You have herpes. Religion.

You have religion. You're religious. Good one. Yeah. You know, you have like, what are the things like, you know, I don't, I get it. You don't want to open up with like, hi, my name is so-and-so. I have AIDS. Yeah.

Whatever. You know what I mean i feel like most i feel like most women are more up front i'm on the run they want to make sure like if you're not into that get the fuck out because they don't play games well that's his point yeah is that like you don't want to be with somebody who's going to be bouncing because you have a kid you want somebody who wants to do that so like that's what profiles are for right yeah well true and also if you were if you guys were single and you were dating and a woman that you met had a kid, would that bother you? No.

Not at my age now. When I was in my 20s, fuck yeah. Well, yeah, agree, yeah. Oh, yeah, because he's like a lion. You know those shows where the lions eat the other kids so they can make their own kids? Oh, I used to terrorize my mom's boyfriends because I knew it probably wasn't going to last. I used to fuck their cars up, hide their shoes. Oh, no.

Piss in their shoes. This explains a lot why you didn't get the Chris Rock joke. My guy fucked it up. I have high standards. I have high standards is the overall message. Wow. I don't know. This is such a-

Because didn't your mom- Because your mom was a single mom. She didn't date? Nothing? She did. But I only remember like- I don't know. This is such a- Because didn't your mom, because your mom was a single mom. She didn't date, nothing? She did, but I only remember like, actually, I only remember one guy. There was only one guy that she was really like, where she thought it was, oh, man, I remember this. It's so funny you're bringing this up.

So I remember they were having troubles. Yeah. And so my mom wrote, my mom was, my mom's petty. Okay. So she's like- I feel like I knew that. She's writing like, she's going to write like these, like she was writing these nasty letters to petty. Okay. I feel like I knew that. She's writing, like, she's going to write, like, these, like, she was writing these nasty letters to him.

Okay. And she gave them to me to, like, go put this in the mailbox. You know, and it was a series of letters that were supposed to come, and I forgot to put it in the mailbox. So, like, letter two and three didn't go in the mailbox. And then I go, I say to her later, I was like, oh, I forgot. She was like, and I saw her. I know now as an adult what must have been going on in her head.

Wow, wow. She was like, oh, no. I told him off in a series of events. Now I have to go back in. And there was no cell phones. There was no, you know what I mean? That's hilarious. This was like a real typed out letter.

Why'd you forget? I was a kid, man. Also, what's your mom thinking hilarious this is like a real typed out letter why'd you forget oh so what's your mom thinking like a teenager kind of fucked up that she put it on him she should have made sure you know if later she said to me she was like i'm glad she glad you didn't send that because i was like two and three i wish you didn't i wish you didn't send the first oh my mom oh man my mom's like that like she like I'm so glad there was no social media. Oh, your mom would have. My mom, yeah. She's the type of, you know, she'll go at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What triggers her? Whatever. Yeah. Really? People like that, anything triggers them. Yeah. I got a little bit of that in me. Sometimes it's hard.

Like my initial reaction. Yeah, yeah. Your initial, yeah. But you have. But then I have to like, ooh. Yeah. And I have to find myself. And then I find my reason.

Yeah. But man, when you're initially like, you know, that's my mom. Right. Wow. Interesting. Let's see what she wants.

Great hair. And lips. Hi guys. Shab. Just wanted to get some advice from you guys. I don't know why.

Because I'm planning to leave my husband who's been jobless for three months now okay not long and the problem is i kind of convinced him to leave his job because he wasn't even happy with it oh it was her idea and he wasn't getting paid enough either so like go look for another job you know and but the problem is he's been jobless for three months and i didn't think it was gonna take this long for him to find another job i don't understand like i come home and he's just lying around and just playing his

call of duty game all day, all night. I think I know him. Well, I go to work. Like, it doesn't make any sense. You're the one that asked for this. So, he always wants you guys, and he loves your show. So, I'm hoping you guys. You want us to announce the divorce?

Something. Just tell him something, or I'm just done. Oh shit, what's his skills? Wait, wait, hold on a second. The thing here is like, hey, hey, hey, hey guy, if you're watching, find a more supportive woman.

First of all, here's my issue. Let me go first. I'm out of here. Let me go first. This poor guy. So first of all, you are trying to encourage him to be like, you don't like your job. You don't like your boss. Let's get out there and find something new. The encouragement and all that doesn't stop there. Okay?

You continue that. He needs it now the most. Yeah. Also, don't leave a job until you have another job. But how about this? After three months, I've decided that. It's been three days. In this economy, after the pandemic, and she's like, you know what your issue is?

You want to leave your husband. Yeah. Okay? You don't like your husband anymore. Yeah. She probably cheated on him already. Oh, wow. You know?

When they have their, because what women do is like, they already know. The deck is stacked. Yeah, yeah. So they go, they have their, cause, cause like this, what women do is like, yeah, they, they, they already know the deck is stacked. Yeah. Yeah. So they go, all right. So they can start, they start setting up camp months prior months prior. They're like, you should quit your job. You really should quit your job and see if, you know, you don't have to get a better job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So is he not, it's been three months. You don't have a job. Get a better job.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is he not looking? It's been three months. Man, I am. Oof. This poor guy. This is his favorite show. He's like, what?

You decided to do it there? I don't know. Bro, that's a whole other issue. Yeah. So you're telling me you're going to go on his favorite podcast. And the motherfucker doesn't know. So he's at home right now like, oh, golden hour. And he's like, oh, yeah, Eric's right about that Chris Rock thing.

And they're like, ah! Nick acting like a bitch over there. And then Chin is cool, right? Glory sucks. And then he's going to be like, hold on. Oh, wait. Oh, that's my girl Oh maybe she gonna say

She finally did it Yeah she got it Wait she Hold on Wait She gonna leave me Oh my god dude Fuck this show

Yeah yeah yeah Now he's Fucking watching Theo Wow You know what I mean? The whole thing was so funny that you just did. I don't even. Your whole act out and everything, the way you broke that down,

was so funny that I'm just. It's just so much what's happening. It's sad. I don't even know. You know what I have to do? Process this. You process this. I have to You know what I have to do Process this You process this I have to process this

I'll come back to Next time Maybe we'll talk about it This isn't right But hold on Eric how long should she wait Before she's like Hey bitch

Let's keep going here There's a ton of jobs out there No wait And my thing is like Have some empathy Like have some Like what is your This is why I'm saying

I feel like She just wants to leave him Because that's like an excuse. You know, it's like hold him to quit. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. Yeah.

That's like you're here. I made you broccoli. And then you get mad at him for farting three hours later. How about this, too, though? How about this, too, though? She goes like she goes like like we don't know the real conversation because I'm sure when she was like hey don't worry i'm here you know i got i got i got the family i got you know i'm i'm working but i want first of all you said he had a job he didn't like and he wasn't happy when a boss that sucks do you know how hard it is right? To find a boss that's not an asshole that you like?

So it's like, so you told him to find this thing that he's looking for. So you know what? While he's in the process of, should he be looking 24 hours a day? There's some time where he's like, like, I was looking for a job today. Now let me sit down on the call of duty. It's like, you know what? You're not supportive. You don't really like him.

Just leave him. Woman up. Put on your big girl panties and leave your fucking husband the right way. I'm done with you. I don't love you anymore. And I'm moving on. You're talking to me? You know what I'm saying? It's talking to me Hey man got the best chick she's letting me just chill, play Call of Duty.

I'm chilling. We need to get a follow-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find out who the husband is and get him on. Hey, let's just – you know what? Hey, guy, this is your favorite show. If you're watching this right now, you just saw your wife, the worst – you hit us up now because we're going to get you on.

Yeah. Wow. What's up, boys? I got a debate club for you guys today from Victoria, BC. Also, Chris, I'd love for you to come back here and do another show. I saw you a few years ago when you were here. It was great. Thanks, bud.

I got a roommate that gets groceries, brings them home, puts the bag on the counter, takes everything out of the bag, puts it on the counter, and then puts it away. Seems crazy to me, buddy. You just put it away out of the bag puts it on the counter and then puts it away seems crazy interesting why don't you just put it away out of the bag i love these ones adding a whole step you guys probably have so much yaper you don't even get groceries so this might be irrelevant maybe nick your broke ass could uh chip in um love you guys a lot chris i've been a fan for like eight years hell yeah brennan you'renan, you're hilarious. Eric, you make the show, if you ask me. Also, Chris, you're not yatted up, but keep going. Yeah, he's yatted up.

What do you mean not today? You just flubbed that. Now the whole show's ruined. The whole show's not the same. That's a good one. I like that one because I think you're good, by the way. I don't think it's bleeding anymore. I don't think it's bleeding anymore.

I actually realize when the groceries come. Yeah, I think. Don't you have to see everything? Thank you. Don't you? No. You got to know where it goes. I understand his frustration.

You got a big kitchen. Yeah. So you put everything out. I sure do. You put everything out, right? So this is the reason why. So let's say you pull out the mayonnaise. So you go take the mayonnaise. Yeah.

But if you put everything out, you realize, oh, the mayonnaise, the ketchup, and the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I understand it's an extra step. Or in Nick's case, it's like ramen noodles. Where is the ramen noodles? The ramen noodles goes anywhere because that's all I have. He can do it from his lazy boy. The shelf is right here.

Yeah, it's an extra step. I get it. I think it makes it a lot easier, though. Hey, but you're not putting it away. I'm mostly not, but i have before and i feel like i might not do i might not do listen to this monster over here dude this chauvinistic master i'm just not i'm not even when she's doing i'm not even around he's like i don't do it my bitch does it

it's you bro bro. I know. Do we really need more Flamin' Hot Cheetos, bitch? I'm so done with this. So you just stand and watch and complain with a... Brandon's just standing there with a drink. More tamales? Yeah, figures. What's up with you people? Oh, my God. Oh, man. Just the worst, figures. What's up with you people? Oh, my God.

Oh, man. Just the worst, dude. I just don't agree. I think that either way is fine. I feel this dude's frustration because I like getting upset over fucking petty shit. But I feel like at least some of this stuff, you got to let out. I'd take one or two bags out and look at it and then do it. Maybe not the whole thing.

That's hilarious, dude. Wow. That's a good question. But I think you got to look at it a little bit. But what chores? Do you guys even do chores? Are you just like rich, rich? Yeah, I do.

I do the dishes. I do the dishes. And why do you do the dishes? Because it's like a symbolism of she's like, dude, you got to do the dishes And why do you do the dishes? Because It's like a Symbolism of She's like Dude you gotta do You gotta do

Cause my whole thing is like We'll just Symbolism of what? I'm gonna tell you Cause we just Hire people right We make the money You know he has

He has right Chris Yeah He's like Massage-y Shop over here Massage-y shop No I just I I I She wants to know that i'm capable is what it is you know i'm saying so

she's like you're like this i know but it's not it's not i know i know i know i'm gonna do the dish out yeah i know and i've i've done that as jokes for so long, and now she's just the... I wash the dishes and take the trash out because Rachel is, like, sensitive to smells. Right. Yeah, hey, we all are. And she's, like, super dramatic about it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if there's, like, a dish with, like, a little...

She's like... Yeah, she'll be like... You didn't take the trash... Like, if we open the fridge. This is something that just drives me bananas with Rachel. Say we go to a restaurant. She don't eat all the food because she orders too much. Even though I tell her, don't order this much.

You can't even fucking finish it. You know what I mean? Like if I'm not around, she can't be unsupervised. Because she'll order like, what did you get? She's like, pizza, hamburgers. My wife. They got to hang out more. I thought we order like, what did you get? She's like, pizza, hamburgers. My wife. They got to hang out more. I thought we would like, you know.

All right. So this is what she does. She'll bring the food home, put it in the fridge, and then like it'll just be there. That's where it lives now. It lives there. And it's growing and it's becoming something different. And then she opens the fridge in a month and she's like, you know. And I'm like, babe, that's that.

Remember that food you got that you said you were going to eat the next day? And I go, why didn't you eat this? She was like, it's not fresh. I can't. I don't want to eat. That was yesterday. But you're only throwing away the old stuff. You're doing the dishes every day and shit?

Yeah. Laundry and shit? She does the laundry. I do the dishes, the trash, clean the bathrooms, pay all the bills. You're a regular person. I do the dishes the trash clean the bathrooms regular person yeah uh i do the dishes like six ferraris in the in the thing i do the dishes um i hate that's the thing i hate doing the most so i think that the dishes so that's what i'm doing that's what i do because she she just you know she doesn't she likes to wake up and there's not dishes there. Rachel and I, like I said just before, we're a little messy.

Right. And I think we're the right about a messy together. Okay, cool. You can't, like, I know Kristen ain't messy. Yeah, she's not messy. So that's, you couldn't, y'all couldn't coexist. I know, I know. So part of you doing that is being like, I got to do this. Right, right, right.

Because then it's going to be a thing. Yeah. She's going to be walking by the sink just like, and they're so passive aggressive. Oh, dude. You know, I know. So part of you doing that is being like, I gotta do this. Right, right, right. Because then it's going to be a thing. She's going to be walking by the sink just like, and they're so passive-aggressive. Oh, dude. You know what I mean? They're so passive. Oh, I wish I had a coffee cup. But... You know what I mean?

Like, Rachel has a package at home right now that's supposed to go to the post office, right? So she said to me yesterday, she was like, oh, since you're going to the post office tomorrow, you know, and I was like, I'm not going to the post office tomorrow. You're like, I'm not good at mailing things. That's my mom. Call that. I'm never telling you things again.

You can't reveal vulnerable things on this fucking show. Well, that, well, okay. I mean, and other things that I do that are like, I would be downstairs watching TV and I would just take my pants off. I'd have my underwear on, take my shirt off, socks off, leave them there until the cleaning ladies come, whatever day that is. But she's like, I don't want to wake up and see your fucking socks. So I move that.

But that's not really a chore. That's just kind of picking up after yourself. I'm also not 100% good at it. She'll watch this now and she'll be like, really? You never do it still. You know? But I, you know. But I think it's important to make deals.

Because at first, when she had first moved in before we got married and I was like, you know, I was like getting, I was getting resentful about the dishes. You know? Yeah, it pissed me off. Yeah, I would get like, what the? And then I said to her, I was like, all right, you wash the clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll do the dishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gotcha. And there was something about that that made it all okay. It was the plan. Yeah, it was like, she's not expecting you to do it. We even shook on it, you know? And so now, and we have another thing, too, about the TVs. The bedroom TV is her TV. No matter what I'm watching.

Wow. If I'm in the bedroom and I'm watching TV, she could walk in, grab the remote, and change it to whatever she wants. That's the deal. You just would go to a different TV. Downstairs, that's my TV. Okay, so Kristen doesn't need to be listening to this part. Okay, because I don't want that rule. I like whatever I'm watching.

That's what I'm going to be watching. You're not changing the shit. That's why your marriage isn't going to work. Wow, that's insane. That's why. Whoever got there first. And that's the headline. Chris DeLuca and his wife separate because of TV.

He wouldn't change the TV. I just think it's a good deal. But trust me. Well, that sounds like it's great. It works. When I walk in today and she's home and she's watching Housewives of Pick a City, I'm going to walk in and be like, I want to watch my debate show. She's like, I'm going to go upstairs.

Or she'll just sit there and watch it. She'll watch it with me and then just complain about, why are they yelling all the time? All they do is yell. Don't watch TV upstairs. Because they're just yelling. Then she critiques their outfits of whatever debate show I'm watching. I would like that.

Whatever your deal is, Chris, I'm sure you have deals with her. Yeah, we do. That's just my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you, yeah. That's just my thing. So you have – My first one that gets it, she's watched something. I'm like, give me this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, yeah. That's just my thing. Yeah. So you have, my first one that gets it,

like she's watched something, I'm like, give me this. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm like, all right. When that's over, I'm like, can I switch it? No, no, because this is what it takes away from.

This is why we do this. Because if I'm sitting there watching my whatever show, I don't have, because this is what happens. She's sitting there and she's like, Yeah. She doesn't there and she's like.

Yeah. She doesn't. Yeah. You guys aren't into the same shows. You don't want to. We're not either. No. This is how Rachel watches TV, too, by the way.

It's like you watch the TV. Housewives of Picassini. Yeah. No, I already know where this is. OK. Laptop is open. Phone. Tick tock.

Yeah. No, TV is mine. And she's just. That's what. Kristen just like yeah oh no it's not for you what are you what are you doing no no go upstairs so i just go all right i'm gonna go downstairs yeah i mean dude it's like you're watching tv and then you just hear of like it's yeah yeah five ways to make your kitchen brighter oh for fuck's sake dude dude. I'm watching Boardwalk Empire. Oh, that's what I'm saying, too. If they're like, you're watching your show, and then your laptop is going, and the thing is going.

Like she's the fucking, what's her name, from 24? Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm way ahead of you. All I'm saying is, whatever your agreements are in your relationship, to make it work, you have to do those things. So you have to take turns, whatever it might be. Because sometimes you always go to the default when she gets mad about – also when you have this thing about the laundry and the dishes and the trash, right?

So now it's my job to take the trash out. Yeah. So now she can walk by the trash and be like, you haven't taken the trash out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is good. And then now I go, okay, you're right.

Because that's our deal. You know? But I can walk by the laundry area and be like, um. Here's how lazy I am. Sometimes I have to take the trash out and my trash,

so my main living area is on the second floor, right? Here we go. Somebody's rich. No, no, no. So my main living area is on the second floor, right? Here we go. Somebody's rich. No, no, no. So I have three floors. Chris and Leo.com. I take the trash, and I don't want to go down and take it out.

I walk out the second floor. I look at the balcony. Sometimes the trash guy's open, and when it is, I get so fucking excited because I just go boom and drop it in. And when it's closed, I fucking get so mad because I got to go down, open it up and

fucking turn it out. That's how lazy I am. Have you ever dropped and it's busted open? Oh, yeah. You're giving yourself more work. I know because I

miss or something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I can't believe you guys don't watch shows with your girl. Me and my girl. I would love to.

Me and my girl on all the same shows. I would love to. Never fight. We're always in the exact same show. All the same show. Me and my girl on all the same shows. I would love to. Never fight. We're always in the exact same show. That's great. All the same show. Yeah, that's gangster, dude.

That's awesome. Rachel can't stand violence. Well, no, no, no, no. That's tough. Listen, any kind of violence. Wow. I remember us watching, we went to a movie,

and it wasn't even, you know, It's like, you've got mail. Somebody got smacked. What the fuck? He raised his voice. And somebody got smacked. Rachel goes like? He raised his voice. And somebody got smacked. Rachel goes like this audibly. She goes,

Oh! Oh! I was like, Oh! You know? She can't watch the Oscars last year then. Exactly. Yeah.

She will get, she will audibly like, and so we can't go watch movies together. But she catches herself going like this. So I go, okay, I'm gonna go watch. I wanna watch that. I say,

oh, you wanna go? You wanna go watch that? No to watch that. I say, oh, you want to go? You want to go watch that? No, you don't. No, you ain't ready for this. Yeah, you ain't going to watch it? Like Squid Game. They're slapping, bitch. I watched Squid Games without her.

And she was like, you watch Squid Games? Oh, my God, Squid Games. And I said to her, Rachel, you're not going to like this. She was like, I'm going to like it. You don't know. And then I caught her watching it. And she was shaking. Piss.

I like this. Yeah, was just like, shaking. Piss. I liked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, my, yeah, I don't, wait, what were you going to say? Something about the fucking watching the same show? He doesn't watch the same shows? My wife won't watch. Oh, she won't watch. She doesn't like like fictitious shows.

She likes like if it's a docu-series or a documentary. And I'm like, can't we just start a new show? And she's like, I feel like I'm wasting time. I don't know. I'm like, it's art. And she's just like, but you watch the shit. Some of it, yeah. All right.

Whatever. What else you got, Nick? That's it. I think we can sign out. Someone sent in a new song. It's three minutes, though, so I feel like we can just do it next it. I think we can sign out. Someone sent in a new song. It's three minutes, though, so I feel like we can just – Yeah, let's do it next time. Just listen on the way out.

We can end on the song. Yeah, yeah. Say goodbye. All right, love you guys. I'm in Tacoma next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Tacoma Comedy Club. And then we just announced the Europe tour. It's Glasgow, Belfast, London, Manchester, Dublin.

That's in June. I'm trying to i'm trying to jump on that i'm gonna be in austin midland texas austin texas minneapolis uh milwaukee chrislea.com oxnard brea and irvine i will be there and in ohio chris let's see um blue room comedy uh springfield april 13th through the 15th, and then Louisville Comedy Club, April 20th through the 22nd. And I'm going to go do a show with Matt Reif. So you're going to catch me with Matt Reif at the Vet in Rhode Island on the 24th, which is in two weeks.

Dope. Hit it. Can I plug something? Yeah. I've been live streaming on Kik, old UFC fights. I started with UFC 1. The Friday that this comes out, Kik.com slash RealNickDavis. Watch the old UFCs with me.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Kik's dope. It's kind of Wild West. You can live stream. On Kik? Yeah, you don't get stuff taken down with like DCAs yet. Isn't that the old app?

It's a short window. It's getting taken down now. Huh? It will eventually. Yeah, it will eventually. All right, cool. Thanks, guys. Yep. It's going to take it down now. It will eventually. All right, cool. Thanks, guys. Yep. We have to listen to the song.

Forgot. Hit it. Forgot. Okay. Oh, wow. Oh, nice hat. He's got the sound. Just the sound. Yes the shirt I got a good voice. So I put the car hat on And I had to go get on the grinds Bet all the time I think of shit when my top piece

Why you standing right by my side Give it a try Never thought I'd make it to the favorite podcast With the guys Big shot to sweat and hit the sand And the dude on the bike Yelling tits right at my eye Trouble and cry

Fist in the sky For the new guy At least he showed up on time And that's saying a lot Never mind Never find better A clever is mine I hit the ooz button

When y'all trying to rhyme So I will power this song I've been doing this shit for too long Growing up They told me I'm screwed loose And now I'm better, I'm clever as mine. I hit the OOZ button when y'all trying to rhyme. I will power this song. I've been doing this shit for too long, bro. And nothing told me I'm screwed loose. And now I'm all screwed on. Looking to the golden hour. This shit is fire. This dude.

I'm a beast and a watcher. Please ask me if I'm okay. When it's sharp, it's the leader. Eric Griffin got me hopping while I this on the channel just as it is. Ha ha ha ha ha! His presence will always be missed, but we got a hit. Shiny and golden. I'm too busy to be the one to show.

Sit with a dick. Straight to the dome. Wonder if Nick ever goes home. Get up to the end. Right with the folks. Find his kid and sometimes I'm not stopping. I'm spitting shit. Sooner than they did, it goes.

I love to rap. My style different. You tell them when I'm spitting. I'm from the East Coast. Don't got a huge following. I feel I made it. Every time I see Chin like my pose. Got thick on the clothes.

Eric is live on the stream. Getting them duds for the team. Up in the town. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. on the stream. Getting him duds for the team. Up in the town. Why are you here? Because none of these married. He can't do a thing. Stop it. I got you. I'm over your greatest shit.

Haters will hate, but they ain't saying shit. Because y'all sell their tickets and pay the kid. Like, like, like, burning on everybody's dick. Chin and Nick on the night shift. Had to send it in. Had to send it in. Had to send it in. This guy's great.

All right. Chris might spread his wings and bomb. No debate. This guy's great. That's hilarious. He's got a good voice. So good. That's a good. He's good. That's great. That was hilarious. He's got a good voice. So well done. He's good. That's great.

That was good. Shout out to his Instagram. Uh-oh 860. Yeah, put that up. That's great. Yeah, put it on the channel just as is. Definitely. That's amazing. That was great.

Good job. Wow, that was good, man. We get a lot of submissions of stuff and a lot of it sucks. that was amazing that was good wow good job buddy we're done that's it Thank you.サブタイトル キミノミヤ