The Golden Hour - Redbox and Chill | The Golden Hour PATREON #19 EXCERPT w/ Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

The guys talk gaming streamers, Love Island, 90 Day Fiance', sadness with reality shows, guilty pleasures, collecting house plants, Tom Sizemore movies, all new live call-ins, Rambo: Last Blood, Chris seeing a One Wheel that goes 50mph and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power

Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour I'm actually pregnant again. And my question is, they're only going to... Yeah. Also, so is your wife too, right? She's going to have a baby soon? How far along is she?

What are we at? 15, 16 weeks? Something like that. Four months? I don't know. Okay. Second trimester. I'm about 10 weeks along.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Well, congratulations. You, too. But here's my question. Yeah. You couldn't rest up a little bit? Listen, it wasn't planned.

I was on the pill actually. So I'm like, not bad. What pill? Skittles? Flintstone vitamins? It might as well have been literally Flintstone vitamins. But anyway, my question is, so her name is Amori. And I've got a two-year-old stepdaughter whose name is Azaria.

My name's Amy. And we're trying to decide. It feels like we're kind of stuck in the A thing. No, you've got to break it now. No! Keep it. Should we break it? No.

I'm not a fan of that. See, okay, I think it's kind of cute, but if we have another girl, will she feel left out if her name isn't an A name? And, like, if we have a boy, my husband's name of cute, but if we have another girl, will she feel left out if her name isn't an A name? And like, if we have a boy, my husband's name is Wade and we happen to like W names. Oh.

Like, we were thinking about the name Wayland and we were like, wait a second. That's cool. That's a W name. Is that cute or is it kind of like,

we shouldn't do that? I think it's, I am not a fan of that stuff, but if you are, like, you know, my name is Chris and Calvin's name is Calvin,

and then my wife is Kristen. That's ka-ka-ka. And I was like, there's no way. So you left. So William's just out here on a ledge by himself. It's awesome. While you guys got your sweatshirts and your merch, and you guys are all, like, walking down the street like,

we're ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka. We're the KKK. Yeah. I didn't know I didn't know I'm just William I didn't know we did that though

when you go to Disneyland when you go to Disneyland is he going to be like I'm the one that's left out you know like if you get matching shirts I mean look no

well look it's CC and Kristen is K so it's different but you know it's not CCC if it was C-C and Kristen is K. So it's different. But, you know, it's not C-C-C. If it was C-C-C, here's the thing. You kind of, I understand your feeling of now you kind of have to go with an A name

if it's with a, if it's a female. But if it's a boy. Yeah. You know, then you could do W. You could do your own thing. It's just, here's the thing, man. It's super white. It's a super white thing to do. Yeah. It's just here's the thing man it's super white it's a super white thing to do

and it's just like a bit much like so my middle name is a g rachel's middle name is g so i was like well then let's keep that going the middle name thing i have no problem with that it's it's hot hey we're a family yeah that is um i'm I'm. Yeah. And it's like, oh, you did that. It's like a cool Halloween costume. You're, oh, that's it. That's it. Yeah, maybe. You know what? I wouldn't, I wouldn't over, I wouldn't overthink it.

You know what I mean? But, you know. I think. Also, don't get your birth control from, you know, a vending machine next time. You know what I mean? Got it from Redbox. Yeah. Why is this a dvd i i i feel like you should name him

i feel like you should name him the kid name him or her the name you want to name i don't think there should be any stipulation right um but but that that doesn't mean that's a good point but that doesn't mean not to name them in name. If you like Amanda or whatever. What's your dude say? Well, the only other a names I have are my sister's names. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. No, you're good.

Go ahead. But I always said that if I had twin girls, then I would name them my sister's names, which are Aubrey and Alyssa. But now I'm like, Oh, if I'm having another girl, I can't choose either of those names. Cause then they'll be left out and I'm not having twins.

Thank the Lord. But I don't know. I don't know. Do you guys have any good name suggestions? Cause I'm also kind of tapped out on names Firestorm I just don't know Yeah but

Okay that's so funny you say that It's like you know It's like there's old Old timey names You know I think like You know Angela And like those kind of things But nowadays it's like Apple

Right right right Name your kid Anniversary Or like you know Yeah yeah yeah You know right what about Chin if it's an Asian boy name him Chin

yeah but isn't like what are the modern Asian names Chin I made that damn name up my name is Jin but my friends you could have picked anything what up my name is my name is jinn but my friends it was the dumbest decision i know imaginative yeah my new name is going to be derek yeah he's just mispronouncing his real name

also that's not any less Asian. I know, I know, I know. But it's cooler. Jin is cooler than chin, right? Yeah, Jin is cool. Yeah, I messed up. Yeah, I mean, Chin's not cool, but Jin is cool. It's a facial feature. It's like whatever.

That's hilarious. Wow, that's funny. So name him Jin. That's super funny. You didn't know that? I knew it wasn't his real name. I didn't know it was Jin. Oh, that's funny. You didn't know that? I knew it wasn't his real name. I didn't know it was Jin. Oh, that's funny.

Wow. Our respect level for you just went way down. They couldn't say Jin. You were the smartest guy in the room. Why couldn't your friends say fucking Jin? When we were younger. They don't have tongues. My friends don't have tongues.

They just said Chin or Jim. They didn't say Jin. They said Chin or Jim. Oh, that's annoying. Yeah. Right, right, right. People would say, Jim. You'd go to Starbucks, and they'd be like, Jim.

My teachers, too. Everything. Right. She cut out. Amy, I don't know if you can hear us, but you froze, so we're going to let you go. Thank you, though. Thank you, Amy. Thanks, Amy.

It's funny. When I said, what does your dude think? I think the dude was like, you're not on the pill. That's what the dude thought. That's what the dude thought. The dude was like, you're on the pill! He goes like this, I knew those were Skittles! He's

storming into the bathroom. He's like, what is this? What is this? Are these sports control or not? It's a DVD of Born Legacy. This is from Redbox. It's the porn movie. It's not even the one with Matt Damon.

It's the one with... It's like Redbox and Chill. They give you a pill. It comes with a pill. I just was like... Because she kind of glossed over that. I said, what did your dude think? And she just was like,

Amy. Thank you.