The Golden Hour - Relentlessly Roasting | The Golden Hour #126 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

The guys talk Chris' latest special being released on YouTube, a recap of American Idol, Carrie Underwood's magnificent legs, celebrity couple dynamics, Brendan's desire to get an electric car now, Kanye West's controversial outfit whilst talking to DJ Akademiks, Will Smith getting back into rapping, Marlon Brando's secret love affair with Richard Pryor, Kathy Lee Gifford's viral video, Stephen A. Smith beefing with LeBron James, Kevin's all new (Deserv-ed Scale) video submission and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastChris D'Elia Comedy Special: Grow Or Die - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSi5zOfEaQEShady Rays - Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code Golden for 35% off polarized sunglasses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Are we starting? Have you been watching American Idol? Hold on dude my special is out before we do that I put it out on YouTube I put a version of it out on YouTube. A version? Well yeah I cut it down a little. I put a version of it out on YouTube. A version? Well, yeah, I cut it down a little bit. Yeah, like this, Bride goes, you seen Chris's new special? Like it just came out.

I went, oh, well, it's been out. I never know what he ever means. It was out on my website a few years ago. It's my latest special. Bride is just a new special. It's out now on YouTube. It's, you know, I had to censor some of it and then I cut like, you know,

some parts out because, just because it's... Flows better. Yeah, well there's the uncut version on my website if you really want that. But watch this one. Is it still an hour and 10? It's an hour and something. I can't remember. Hour and nine it looks like. Yeah. How's it doing?

Good, I just put it up, so it's good. I'm excited to... Ha ha, that was a good look. That face, look at that eyebrow. Oh, I didn't see it's good. I'm excited to Eyebrow I didn't see it. I realized that I have this kind of like the Popeye Popeye has that eyebrow And that's why he's called Popeye right Popeye I didn't ever realize that until the other day and then I was like, oh, did you figure that out? You know what this Popeye this is the this is like when I found out that flow rider was from Florida. Oh, that's funny That's particularly dumb This is the this is like when I found out that flow rider was from Florida. Oh, that's funny

Dumb So you didn't know Popeye no, yeah same do you He's like who's the president A Blinken? That's not even the same at all. I know. What's A, what's his first name? Arnold? Arnold Blinken? I didn't realize Vanilla Ice was actually a white rapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vanilla Ice. So go to

YouTube and put it on the link there under there as you can click and watch it after the show. It's a good one. It's new to Brian. Yeah, it's new to a lot of people. A lot of people think it just came out. So just watch it like that show. It's a good one. Yeah, it's new to Brian. Yeah, it's new to a lot of people. A lot of people think it just came out. So just watch it like that. Who cares?

Watch it like that. But yeah, so anyway. So you have been watching American Idol? Cool, right back to it. Yeah, love it. I love Hollywood Week. Me too, it's my favorite. After this is the worst though.

The people that were, right, right. But the people that they showed singing, I was like, oh, these are good. There's like six or seven, I'm like, damn. The gospel black guy? Woo! Woo! You're not gonna have a career.

Oh my lord, lord, lord, lord. The fat white guy was good. Dude, what about, oh. Dude, how about the one kid that was. Fat white guy's the new fat black guys for singing. It really is, it's fat white guy season. How about the one guy who his mom just left him and his family members to die in the room. I know. And then he got adopted and he can sing I think they cut him but he can sing

Oh man, but I was sitting here with I was in the living room I was in the living room watching actually this morning because I was like I get up early then, you know Rachel's trying to do it. He recorded, you know, and I was like, yeah, I record it So then I'm sitting here with wolf and then this person comes on they're talking about their kid and I'm singing for My kid and other stuff and I'm holding wolf That's crazy man, I don't want to watch that stuff Well, okay, hold on though I You like it because of the emotion of it and like just all and it's just like raw

Unseen town I get it Carrie Underwood kills it too because she'll surprise you because she knows everything. You know, I missed Katy Perry, but she's actually great. What do you mean she knows everything? I was like, I would, Katy was my favorite. And I was like, there's no way she's, there's no way she's made a hole to carry on to it. She's perfect. What do you mean? What do you mean she knows everything? What, what does that mean? So the like a rap song, come on and she could do it. And she knows every word. And then, uh, like, you get with it. No, no, no, no, no.

She knows all that. Yeah. And then like the, it'll be like some heavy metal, like death rock song and they're like, Carrie, can you do it? She's like, yep. And she'll get up there and do it. Yeah. It's good. She knows all all her shit. I love Carrie Underwood. I love Carrie Underwood. Her legs are to die for. No, but that's gay to say that that way. To die for.

To say that that way is gay. And that's fine. You're gay. I'd like to see her and Katie have a sing-off. They're both so talented. Yeah, I don't know if that'd be a tough one. Or just do an album together. Ooh.

Oh, what? Oh, great legs. You're right about these legs. But that's when she was like 30. Oh, that's her thing. No, no, no. No, right now she's. She was sorry no no no right now. She's Popping right now. She was great great. She's dope, but I gotta say her husband's a really great job Who's the husband he was a stud NHL player? Hmm course stud of course Like the way the part taste there is no good for him in areas looks like a guy who would be on Access Hollywood

There he is. Oh, good for him, man. There he is. Looks like a guy who would be on Access Hollywood. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? This, let me tell you why this relationship works. These kind of, so you have this like A-type personality woman. She's A-type, millionaire.

You know, sometimes those kind of women can be insufferable. J-Lo. Because they're trying to fight between like being a boss, but I still want to be a woman because I love a man, you know? The only guy that this works with is a A-type personality alpha male football player. You know? That's why Taylor Swift in What's-His-Face is gonna work.

Cause he's better at what he does. That's why me and Kristen. Oh my God. Wow. I hold down the fort and dude. She treats you like a regular guy? Yeah, she does. She treats me like a regular guy. And I she does. She treats me like a regular guy.

And I'm fucking, you don't want to tussle with me, dude. Tussle? No. Especially over the remote control late at night. But also, I think... I'll get pissy. I'll just give her the silent treatment and I'll talk to her. But also they work too because that stud, all-star NHL player or Travis Kelsey. They don't really give a fuck about your world He's like that's the main thing. They're also like, yeah cool. Oh, you have a showing Dallas Okay, see when you get back they care about you, but it's not like oh my god

Like it was like I don't want to do country music anymore. And I just want to be a wife You'd be like cool. All right, he'd be like, what'd you say? Yeah, exactly. I didn't listen to you. Sorry. What he said. No, but he's also, he's also the best tight end ever. Yeah. He's, he's got three.

Yeah. No, no, no. Just know, but he has all the records. He's got all the receiving records. Yep. Not just, not just tied in. Yeah. Tight end is the gayest position name.

Huh? Wide receiver. Yeah, yeah. Tight end is the gayest position name, huh? Wide receiver. Oh my God. Well that's a pole. Can we put a pole in there? There should be, those are so gay, I'm surprised there's not a position. Come grab her.

Bukaki master. Get it, Bukaki master, get it to Bukaki master. Remember, you get it to come grab her. Hey! That'd be too much though, right? Yeah. The guy catched it. Wide receiver's the worst, yeah. Noukkake master, get it to Bukkake master. Remember, you get it to cum grabber. That'd be too much though, right? Yeah. Wide receiver's the worst, yeah. No, the Bukkake guy's just laying on the ground. Tackle me.

Dogpile. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, that's the gay name. Tight end and wide receiver, wow. Okay. Talk about couples. This wrestler, he's 5'5". So just so you guys know for context, he just won the national championship at 133 pounds.

He's 133 pounds. He wins and runs over to his girl who they're madly in love and she's six, three. Oh, wow. That's too loud. Too loud though, right Nick? So everybody short. They're famous on TikTok. Casey knows this guy at the meetings, right?

You can't see her head if she's hugging his parents. They'll even tell her short. They'll go banquet. Good game, yes, good game. All right. Yeah, I won. Touchy. What?

It's a good game, though. You didn't talk about that. Yeah, I know, bro. Look at how big she is. Look at how big she is. Oh, hell yeah. That's dope. Eric's looking.

He's a liking. I mean, Eric likes him tall. That's dope. Tall and slender. Oh God. That's wild. You know what? You know how usually the strong guy

holds the girl like this? You know what I mean? He's fucked her standing up. The kiss of the, give me your face, is crazy. Yeah. She must be an athlete too though. That's why she has to play for it and she has a letterman's jacket on She has to play women's basketball, right Nick?

She's like a bank teller one of the others volleyball Yes, there's nothing worse when you walk in like subway and the dudes like six emulant It's pretty weird when you see a really tall dude and pick up a ball and then yes It's like you're like your bank telling her and then also you can see on their face that they're tired of hearing that yeah totally you know if he's like CVS because it reminds him of I wasn't good my dad never pushed me if you think about it but there's only about 500 NBA basketball players yeah 500 yeah but probably a lot of dudes that are six that picture is so funny always they always use it for like guys that listen to Drake

Well, not anymore that I know I want one I hope a liberal fucks with it. Wait, why do you want to test it? Because the liberals are fucking with them like they didn't fuck with all the cars. Yeah, I get that Yeah, so I want to fuck with my car You're weird fuck with my car you're a weird you're just wherever you know I chose I chose violence he's like I turned 42 I went oh it's it's I'm in my violence era you don't want to choose violence though right but violence doesn't come to you because it's like nice to prepared yeah violence comes to people that are not prepared for violence like you would be prepared for violence. All day. Right?

You're in like a bar, somebody's acting up. You're like, finally it's go time. Game on. But then somebody comes over, no, no, no, stop! You're like, come on. So you just want a Tesla so people will fuck with you. Yeah, so you stop doing it. Why don't you just get one of Kanye's shirts then?

I don't want that heat. Yeah, I don't want that, cause I'm not on that team. Right, well yeah, but you're not on, you don't like electric cars, you're totally against those. He's not on that team. Yeah, I don't because I'm not on that team. All right Well, yeah, but you're not on you don't like electric cars. You're you're totally against those He's not even I know. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Do you see the interview with him at the black? He's just doing whatever the fuck you can. Yeah, he's just doing the most he's yeah, does he do the whole interview? It must be so hot in there I love when they when it cut when it when they were talking and the guy was mic'd and then County started talking and he was behind it. It sounded like, cause he was like mic'd

under the fucking outfit. Look at this. What a moron. Look at how he looks. By the way, let's just take, take yourself. Who's dumber here though? Cause why would you do this? Take yourself.

Well, DJ academics is the smart one because he's getting all the views. And he's like, I don't subscribe to it, but let's sit down and do this interview. And you in this black KKK uniform, so you can get so many views. But why does this interview look so like this? Why are they just standing in an apartment

in North Hollywood? Cause Konga probably said, you have to come to me. We're doing it this way. You know, what's he gonna do? He was like, you don't need all that fancy. Why would he go to him? Politics and race and everything aside why is that that that outfit is the stupidest looking outfit look at it it was always

dumb no I know hey but he knows I'm saying it's always did they talk about Nick do we know long that's that shows you start selling them that shows you that there's not a lot of gays in the KKK cuz that was the outfit they chose No, you know what I mean? Imagine if You're a guy and racist. Yeah, it would be a way better outfit. So they rode in on horses like, you know that thing It's gonna fucking yeah Like a weird outfit choice, yeah Not very aerodynamic man. Just like Zorro. I think that would have been better I You've been working out. Yeah, I think that would have been better.

You've been working out? Yeah. I saw. You've been putting it up, huh? Yeah, what's that, though? I don't know. Oh, and I noticed too on this new workout. I think about it when I do it. You made sure to really get those extensions in

because people would talk a shit. They're always gonna say something, though, dude. No, but he actively went like this this time. You should've looked at the camera. There you go. Yeah. Invert them. Invert, head that up.

Yeah, I don't, yeah, that's a lot. I, I. That's a lot. I don't know, I don't know if I could ever do that. So, no, oh well, we won't. I could do 10 of the other ones, you know what I mean? Just one. Oh, the one plate, the 135, that's good though.

Most guys can't. I can, I can do that. Most guys can't? Oh, no, there's a study, I posted it on my IG story. I saw it, I can do all that. You should be able to, yeah. Otherwise tuck your dick between your legs. Yeah.

Yeah. But you don't realize that the average dude can't know where near. I would love to see it, like if Brendan owned a gym, it would be a really tough gym. You know, you're just walking around, put your dick between your legs. Yeah.

People have to, One more or you gotta put it, you know what you gotta put, look, read, put your dick between your legs. Yeah. People have to, One more or you gotta put it, you know what you gotta put, look, read the sign. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Who weren't you injured? I was I was yeah, but I'm good now. Yeah, I was on the DL You know, I got stem cells in Austin in my knee and in my bicep designated Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you said you never had an energy oh Guys I'm gonna be honest. Yes. No, I don't know what's up today. I Come I woke up and I'm just like.

You're a little foggy? That's how I am. Yes. Really? You're not. You came in, well. Carl's Jr. Casey was like nice.

Did you get back from the cruise? Because you got the fucking plant pants on. The flower shorts. No, I don't. I like them. They're fine. They're comfy. But Casey came in, he wanted to rip on you. He's mad because of something I put in the chat Nick pull it up

And I'm just I'm just not foggy And I don't know why what'd you eat last night? Uh, I ate good. I ate salmon and you know rice Yeah, good night. Nothing other ordinary dude Billy Billy would not sleep last night. There it is. No, no, no. But I still got to sleep at midnight. Yeah, but was he waking up 12 to 10 or whatever? No, he was up the whole time, but he wouldn't go to sleep. He was screaming. And I was like, I got to bring him down.

I brought him down and he was watching that show Paradise with Us, you know, that show on Hulu. And he was just loving it and then i was like all right i gotta put you back and he was at noon at noon no no no midnight yeah yeah i was coaching the kids rec ball baseball team last night and i had one of the kids you know he's getting better right i go hey buddy how you feeling he goes ah a little tired went to bed at two in the morning woke up at six i was like you're nine oh my. Oh my God. He goes, I feel fine though. I'm like, you're not.

You're not. As he digs in his bag and gets a Carl's Jr. That's why I say it's fresh on my mind. And he's gonna cry. Like he's gonna, you know. But here you go. The average four-year-old man can't do five pull-ups, walk under 4,000 steps a day,

eats over 4,000 calories a day, is carrying 20 plus pounds of excess fat, can't do 20 on broken push-ups Oh God can't run a mile yet wants to be seen as a leader I can lead others when he can't even do a fucking push-up. I can do all that except for Do pull-ups how fast you have to run the mile? Yeah, cuz I that's not ten minutes. Can you take a day? Yeah, so you do a ten minute mile that's like a light job. Yeah, you could do that without stopping I could do that. Yeah

but uh EI why can definitely eat over 4,000 calories a day? No, it's Also not do that. Yeah. Yes Carrying 20 pounds of extra. No can't do 20 on broken push-ups. Oh, yeah What's what do you mean unbroken like like not stopping? Oh, yeah's hard nine-year-old can do that yeah well no the easiest one is go back what was the easiest one the easiest one is the easiest one is four thousand steps a day you to beat that is easy that's the easiest one to do for sure hey agree how four thousand steps how much how far in it

two miles a day bro to just it's the easiest one to do yeah yeah what they're saying is Jesus Christ you fucking guy on my foggy day it's just fucking think about what I'm saying and obviously agree with it because it's true I don't know if two miles for the average person like if they're not doing anything. Yeah You're saying effort wise effort wise is the easiest one No, no, but listen, you're gonna start with you know about time you get out. It's just not my day in your car It's not my day. You're fine. You go to work. Where are you walking this 4,000 steps? You can do it It's the easiest one to check out my list. Yeah, it's not my if you. You go to work. Where are you walking this 4,000 steps? You can do it

It's the easiest one to check out my list. Yeah, it's not my if you walk around the block you now This is the shot. Okay, great Man this is just give you a little taste of being married to Chris. Yeah she's sharp bro she's got to stay sharp. Because when you're on one you're on one. Yeah. Oh this is what Eric said in the group chat to Casey this is why Casey came and roasted him. Oh yeah. I didn't see it. You guys sent to me a text. That's yeah yeah and you know what you gotta slow down. This is funny though. It's too much I hope my thing said 47 on red text message Also that kind of looks like Casey

That's pretty cool, but yeah, here's the thing I you we do send a lot I send some and the thing is I Watched them until you said a few, like a month or two ago. Yeah. I never watched this stuff in the chat. And so I'm like, Oh, I guess I won't either. I know it sucks. Wow. You got peer pressure on this podcast now.

Oh my God. Yellow drapes. No, how about on Saturday? How about on Saturday? Chris like, Hey everyone, it's 10 AM on a Saturday. I'm at the baseball field. I get a tag. We group Chris like hey everyone. It's 10 a.m. On a Saturday. I'm at the baseball field I get a tag we group tags. Hey everyone just let you know I need to start early on Tuesday went Cool, but it's Saturday. That's not that weird dude

You from me it is usually the day of you like hey, I need to get I have a heart out today Saturday let me get through my Saturday. He usually tells us like right now. Hard out. So you're roasting me for being better? No, it was just weird. By the way, you can get that on YouTube. It was too much. I literally in my head was like,

I should tell them now it's early. And you guys were like, oh it's fucking Saturday you piece of shit. I'm like, oh whoa, alright. That's what friends do. I laughed, though. The group chat's kinda lit, huh? There's so many of those videos about it. There's one going around about,

if you playfully roast your friends, those are the ones that you can trust the most. Well, yeah, but wait, I saw that one. Somebody said, if you playfully roast your friends, but then it said, it was like the weird, she said, it was like the we she said It was like a hardcore word. She used she was like relentlessly. She was like people who relentlessly better friends

Relentlessly, that's what we do. I know that But the regular population yeah, no way. They do they do We should just do like if we just do like like group chat spot checks and public like a man on a street Can I see your group text with your friends type in the f slur? Type it in there you go. It's not there at least 45. I got one from 45 minutes ago. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I saw those group chats aren't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw those group chats aren't made to be public. I know. Like, it'd get you canceled so fast.

Yeah, I wonder one time. I think about sometimes group chats, if it got leaked. Like, I think most society would be like, that's a group chat. You would think the left would. The left would like, kill him. Put him on the fort. But the majority of Americans would be like, it's a group chat. You would think the left would. The left would like kill him, put him on the fort. But the majority of Americans would be like, it's a group chat.

I said something just to Brendan because it was too spicy for the Goldnauer group chat. Whoa. It was so funny though. Whoa. And then I sent that to 17 other people. Yeah. But I put, look what Nick sent me.

Just so if they screenshot it. No, I do not endorse this at all. I'm like, can you believe Nick sent it? screenshot it. No. I do not endorse this at all. I'm like, can you believe Nick said it, but it's hilarious. I do not endorse this at all, but bro, how hilarious is this? This one's good. Shoo. Yeah, no, I don't, you know, I don't give a fuck.

I don't really text crazy shit, you know? What is this? Will Smith's Back to music? Yeah You know what? What my whole thing is like why why he's bored? Yeah, I know but like Martin Lawrence, but you know what you do if you're bored you just like just jerk off Yeah, I agree get the get a nice porn and jerk. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I mean look I like Will Smith, but go ahead.

Is this the old this past weekend? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got me a little nervous. Who is there? That's on. I'll be on some other shit. I know that I'm different. I'll be on some y'all don't understand that.

I don't mention it. Made it to the top of Hollywood without a membership killed them in July then I switched to my December shit I be overcoming shit that y'all be having trouble with let them run they mouse I mean really that's what come with this they built a wall but I'm jumping it and loving it they want me to be done it, but I'm still having fun with it. Writing songs, writing checks, writing history, writing wrongs, but I'm still right mentally. I go to sleep and my ancestors visit me. They surrounded me, gave me the vision vividly, gave me a lion to protect me in this industry. Now I just walk and he chew through my enemies. Feel like I'm just getting started. They tried to finish me

I'm like the universe infinite. There's no end in me This is the bounce back watch will y'all this is the bounce back. Yeah. Well, I don't know I think we've seen enough right? Yeah I was enjoying and how come all this foods in front of me? Why why is all that food if I don't No, none of it's what room is this? I don't know. It's from a Media company called lyrical lemonade and they do lunch break freestyles. Why doesn't he eat lunch though? Well, he doesn't want to eat all that food. I didn't know Simpsons had a video game So you did it. It's really good. I always played it at Chuck E cheese

You guys never do that again It's so sad to play that at Chuck E cheese think about it. You're not thinking about it in the right way Did love that game Bart Simpson I skateboarded well I think what people have forgotten is Will Smith started as a rapper yeah well hold on that's how you famous so people are saying online here saying nothing but this is good I don't know it It's not bad. Also, he's stupid talented. No, no, I'm not saying it's bad. No, you're saying he's bad.

No, no, he's very talented. He's good at what he does. You're crazy if you think he's eating all those carbs. That's all I can focus on. You just get to an age that I don't know if rap ages well. Oh, Pete. That's my whole thing. Can you imagine who he is?

Listen, listen, listen, listen. I don't care how good the person is. There's a certain point where their voice, you're just Listen, listen, listen, listen. I don't care how good the person is. There's a certain point where their voice, you're just kind of like, like Jay-Z is going to be 50 soon. Stop rapping. Uh-huh. I'm just saying like, I don't know if-

Ouch. Stop rapping. I don't know if that's the thing anymore. Ouch. Even though he's one of the greats, right? Yeah, be a stop. I got plantar fasciitis. Like I don't see anybody play basketball.

Yeah. Just stop. Fuck, I got plant as fasciitis from gardening. What the fuck? My heel. Ow. Can you drive? I wanted to leave so bad.

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Yeah, yeah, he looks good too, huh? He just looks like he doesn't give a fuck. He has that big beard. And then also Creed. Isn't it weird though, that those kind of acts acts like rock and like those kinds of things they could keep going to their 78 but I don't know if I want to see jay-z is 78 right yeah you know cuz it's not cool it's just a different

cool yeah like rapping they're like intense it's like dope Wow but like rock you're like yeah Mick Jagger's name 90 has a carbon 30 years yeah I don't know but then like Creed sings and they remix it you're like, yeah, Mick Jagger's 90 hasn't touched a car in 30 years. I don't know. But then like Creed sings and they remix it. You're like, this goes hard. It seems to make fun of him to rap as a young man's game. Fucking Gout. I saw his foot problems. Rakim freestyle.

And I was like, wow, this guy used to be like, you know, Rakim was the man. But now it's like you feel he just looks like an old guy now. Don't underestimate how much you use your feet I'm old but even when we see Eminem and he has the paint and I'm just ignoring him please go on don't underestimate how much you use your feet it's you know because you don't even think it's that bad but then go for a walk and after a while then it becomes way worse. I got plantas fasciitis and gout and blisters.

This is this guy. Yeah. Like you can't do it. Who's that? It's Frankie Valley. Who's it from? What? That's the fucking. Let me hear. Oh no. It looks like when he goes home, he goes like this. He takes his face off. Yeah Someone dude he's dying dude, it's like the Mars attacks with It does look like Mars attacks. Yeah. Well, I you know, I have a great database of stuff No, no, you know, it looks like it looks like in Beetlejuice when they're when they're slowly dying. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's yeah

No in Beetlejuice when they're getting the life sucked out of I get it sinking in that's what he looks dead Yeah, we can do Bernie's well, dude, but someone get your fucking grandpa But people who are the great grandpa people who are old though You know it's we You know we make fun of them because they're old but also spot-on He's on the line comes up with some good shit. Yeah Tony Bennett No before he died yeah When he was like, you know what I mean?

Before he died, yeah, he was pretty good. He was doing that shit with Lady Gaga. You remember how funny Alec Baldwin was when he would do Tony Bennett and he would be like, I like things that are great. Bro, that shit was so funny to me. I saw him perform 50 days to the day after he performed at the Hollywood Bowl for the first time. At the Hollywood Bowl. And he was fucking awesome. Yeah, he And he was fucking awesome. Yeah. Also too much math, right? 50 days before. To the day. When he was the Hollywood Bowl to the day of when he would turn 70. Exactly 50 years. 50, he said

50 days, I think. Did you see him or not? Stupid asshole. It's a day or so. Did you see him or not? He's a stupid asshole. But then you look at like, not Tony Bennett, who's Wayne Newton? Hey bud. Well. Stop fighting father time.

The Botox is distracting. How much skin can you pull back when there's no more skin? I think he's just fleshy. You just tie it up in the back like a ponytail. I knew Eric was going to like that dude. Because it's a little bit gross. It's like men in black remember when he's like, is this better? It's like a skin pony.

He starts putting them on the side like he's fucking Princess Leia. That is crazy. I feel like I'm one bad break from looking like him when I'm a guy. No, no, no. You know what's crazy? In his mind, he thinks he looks like that picture of himself on the left. When guys like this get this kind of surgery, they go, oh, I... I look very similar if I eat a lot of sodium. I think it looks great.

Now I can't unsee it. I know. I used to have a fat face like that. But just don't get work done, bro. If you got work done, it would be I'd look just like that Wayne Is it Wayne Shobb or Brendan Newton? He's a singer and he works out Just still doing shows is Liberace. He's dead, right? Yeah, man. He'll suck you off though Yeah, dude. Oh look that one. There's his a ponytail

It's awesome for him his skin ponytails in the one right there on the left You remember men in black where she's like, oh my god your face falling off. He pulls the skin. He goes this better Yeah, that's what he is So it looks like Steven Seagal. Why don't her so he's only six. No, he died at is. So, he looks like Steven Seagal. Well, I don't, so. He's only 67. No, he died at 67. Oh, wow, pretty young AIDS. You died of AIDS. Yeah, yeah.

Wow, look how gay that picture is. Amazing. Dude, how about people were shocked when they found out he was gay? Yeah, but that was some 90s shit. He had rhinestones all over his fucking collar. That's like that Rock Hudson. That Rock Hudson, I wanna watch that documentary. That's like that Rock Hudson. I want to watch that documentary

That's crazy that Rock Hudson one. Who's that? He was like this big big most famous Hollywood actor back in like this, you know black and white times and dude He was just gay and nobody knew and women loved him. I mean look at him. He's handsome as fuck, right? They loved George Michael too when Faith came out. I know but for different reasons though They also loved Ricky Martin. Remember Ricky Martin? No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.

He's a heartthrob. You can't stop a heartthrob. But that looks like an actual guy who, yeah. Yeah, like a blue collar, probably drives F100. He looks like a guy who just goes like this. I don't care. That's the least gay you can be is to be like, oh, it doesn't matter, I don't care.

Yeah, but he does care. Yeah, yeah, he cares. He wants nuts in his butt. Well, so, but they tried to hide that and then he had AIDS. Are you sure he was gay? Uh-huh, yep. People say these guys had... Well, okay, so there's a difference between gay

and just will fuck whatever. Hanging out with your buddies. No, you know what I'm saying? Hey, gay. No, no. Hey, gay. I'm saying like... No, come on, there's a difference between the late Friday night with your buddies with some red wine and sucking each other off.

Well that's gay, alright. But what I'm saying is... No, this is gay. They fucked each other, Chris. Oh, they did? Yes. Marlon Brando and... Oh, I thought you were saying... Sorry, I thought you were saying... Okay, I didn't know what you were saying. People were saying they fucked each other? Yeah. Have you heard this? I've you heard that before? Ever.

Really? Yeah. Oh, it's well documented. No, come on. Obviously not. It's not well documented. I don't know about it. It's pretty public.

I'm a comedian. You're into heartthrob. I don't know about it. Ha ha ha. You're left off that newsletter. They used to hang out and bust into each other's butts. So go up, go up. What's the?

Oh yeah, it was Quincy Jones that said it first. Okay, I might've heard something about this, yeah, it was a Quincy Jones that said it first. Okay I might have heard something about this then I'm big on Quincy Jones ever since Quincy Jones first alleged in 2018 that Stand-up comedian streetcar named desire actor had sex back in the day that it has been blah blah blah But this is just one guy who said but why would you say what is the point of saying that look Brando said? Would fuck anything anything he'd fuck a mailbox. But, uh.

That's what Chris was saying. Yes, Brando, it was a guy who was just a crazy guy who would do shit. Oh no! This doesn't help Quincy Jones. Among other wild claims, Jones made an interview include that he knew the true identity of John FK's killer. He used to date Ivanka Trump and that the late Michael Jackson had once stolen music from him.

One guy said this and he's a famous guy and so now all this shit, it's like I don't believe this shit. Now there's a video. His widow confirmed the rumor. Yeah, because he said it and she's pissed. So it was the 70s, she goes come on, it was the 70s, she goes, come on, it was the 70s, it's not gay, drugs were still good, especially Quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you'd fuck a radiator, send it flowers in the morning.

I mean, it's not gay, dude. It's very descriptive. In the 70s, it's just kind of weird to go like, get flowers sent. I don't believe you. And there was no internet, you know what I mean? How difficult was that? That don't even make sense to you.

That's the part that don't make sense. We wanna be a judge. Mr. Radiator. you. That's the part that don't make sense. We want to be a gentleman. Mr. Radiator? There were flower delivery people. That's what it says. Mr. Radiator? Yeah, but he says he has to... So you have to find the number in the phone book.

We want to be a gentleman. Mr. Radiator, these flowers are for you. The note says, thanks for the bussy. Hahahaha. I like to have some radios. I like to have some damn. Hahahaha. Thanks.

Thanks for the pussy. You're a bicycle? Yeah, it was long ago. I don't know if it was that long ago. Hello, this is for Mr. Radiator. It says thanks for the pussy. Brando. Sign Brando.

I'll fuck anything. P.S. I'll fuck anything. Yes. I'll fuck anything anyway. Foggy brain Chris today. That wouldn't make me feel good. I make it work. I make it work. Fuck it. But the radiator has no feel. You have no feelings, radiator. So it doesn't matter what I fucking say. Why send it flowers? I'll fuck it then. N-word. Who cares?

So why send it flowers? You know what I mean? Yeah. Some people just want to watch the world burn you fucking stupid F slur Well foggy Chris makes it work. Isn't that right? Be a good podcast. I like to take a candy. Often Kevin will send topics for the show. He sent this one like 80 weeks in a row, and I haven't played it.

But he's reframed it as, where does this land on the Deserve It scale? Deserve It scale, OK. Well, I can tell you, let me break it down before it even. The way, let me, you wait. that kid gets blasts in the eye or it's even starts it's got a high probability look at the fucking the older man's the gentleman's face no fucks given too close that he knows it and he's also just like all right I got it back up that backup that he's doing

is doing nothing and he knows it play it And that's why it's great. So go ahead Also, bitch. Oh Leave the kid That is at least the night that is at least the night. That is at least a nine. It didn't hurt anyone, his shirt's fucked. And, and, and, and, and, and he's like, what can I do? He's fucked up, great.

He's really saying to like, why'd you all let me do this? Yeah. Dude, that is great. I told y'all I didn't wanna fucking do this. Send that to me personally, on a personal text. Dude, that is, look at this bitch. Look at the kid. Oh, that's beautiful.

There's too much shit in that room, too. Yeah! You know what? This whole thing is great. Yeah, what? I was... I can't get my eye off... What is going on?

The hoarder pile in the back. Yeah! Look at the shit! They hung up too many things in the back. What do you even need? And they're too close together! They're too close together! What the fuck, dude?

The weird clock that... Yeah, are you having dinner in a Z Gallery? Wow. Z Gallery, dude. Oh my God. This is great. Together they're too close together the weird clock That's great, that's a great deserved scale submission. Thank you Kevin That's great because they could be some ones are great Yeah, you're doing if I was in that room you would have hurt it would have cut right before you heard me say Oh good, you ruined your fucking shirt That's what you get You didn't want to do it though

That's why he's like I fucking nah, he fucked up bro. He deserved exactly what happened interesting. Where's the tv? Yeah, it's all. There's a weird remote there. Plastic cups. It's all stupid. That's weird. Podcasting isn't just about talking. It's about growing, engaging and monetizing.

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You can't knock it over, but yet you can pick it straight up. How's that possible? Try it. It's the magic of pushing it hard. Come on. You know what? You're right. She's tough, but look.

Look at this. Look at this. She's really trying to prove it. Oh, sheesh. Look at her face. You gotta want to knock it down. Okay, you gotta be... You know what? You can't knock it down. You gotta wanna, you gotta wanna. Okay, you gotta.

You know what? Let me tell you something right here. Hold on. That dude is furious. Dude, dude, smoke is If this was a cartoon it would be like, whoo whoo He is fucking on fire He was all Jesus Christ, like you can't

I wanna see the video when he went to commercial. There's like, you know, and after this, when he does this, he just turns to her like... Yeah. The fuck you doing? Oh yeah, you didn't have to push her too hard. It's not supposed to fall. Dude, he is so mad that that's happening. If you see in the white shirt, he's pissing himself as he's trying to say.

Hey, I like how she knocks it over before they leave. No, but how about this, let me tell you what a bitch she is. himself as a hey I like how she knocks it over at that before they leave let me see what a bitch she is she says she says you gotta really want to do how's that possible she goes she says you have to really want to push it and then she does it again she does it three times that's the bitch you're right that's That's Kathy Lee. This is She pushed his hand into it she goes fuck it. No, he blocks the white one. She goes, alright She's a this is oh my god. I'm mad. She's all I'm awesome. She's awesome. I'm mad for him You know the producers got a call. I'm she was probably like this So what she's doing is the I'm I can she is literally I

Can I can retire today? Everything's fine I can retire today, everything's fine. That is her. That's definitely Gifford. Yeah, Bulk. Bulk. Bulk. I know who that is. But like, she's, that's literally, she wouldn't be, she's just like, ah, nothing matters.

I got so many houses. At the same time though, at the same time that the guy's going, look, you can't knock it over. Like, yeah, yeah, if you're holding it on both sides, bro. She's like, really, bitch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, hey, remember when Ray J broke his glasses? It was like, darn right. Bro. Fuck. I've, I, I, I broke his glasses? It was like, oh bro. Fuck. I've I I I

Let me guess love that I have talked about it. It's good. He's like you can't break them So what have you not talked about our congratulations will be a game. Well, if it's something like this, I've definitely talked about it They're unbreakable unbreakable like this I've definitely talked about it. Listen, Speedy, they're unbreakable. They cannot break. It's impossible. I don't know, but it's fine. He snapped him so easily. And Ray J goes, that's fine. No, but Ray J's credit, he didn't say that's fine right away.

He went like this. Damn. Now in his inner monologue was like, this mother fucker. You know what I mean? But the guy just goes, really? Okay. I love the other guy in this, dude.

But here's the thing about this that I don't like. I think that this is, not that this didn't happen, I believe this, but it's edited a little bit. And I don't like that. I wish I could see the whole thing with no edit because he's sitting different. I don't think he says, unbreakable. I don't think he says it again.

I think they cut that back in. Bro, I am fucking good with this shit. Have you ever seen when Ray J, he's on Love and Hip Hop and his hat keeps moving. Oh yeah. All the edits, it's all boom, boom, boom. Bro. Ray J, huh?

Yeah. Is he the one that was with Kim? Yes, he's the one that made the sex tape. Sometimes I say, sometimes you're the Rej. Right. Not everybody gets to be Kim. Right, well. Well, Rej, but.

He's doing fine, right? He's got the fucking. His sister killed him. In comparison. Well, one's a billionaire, but he's. Well, okay. Right. Here it goes, look.

Look at the hat. Well, one's a billionaire The editing is just funny. He gave me crazy. Just say it to me. Whatever happened, whatever happened with me and Larry. I didn't do nothing. What was it? What was it? No side of the job. Isn't it funny? So here's the deal. I get it.

But when you talk to it. The thing about Ray J that he can be funny is because he's not trying to be. Yeah, he's fine. He's letting the circumstances be funny. Yeah, it's so funny. And that is the hardest thing for people to understand. Yeah.

You know what I mean? True. So I give him credit for that. Remember that song? Sexy can I? Oh, don't, don't, no, no, no, that shit. Slap. Slap.

And then remember a sister's Monica. Gicks all in my ass. Is it Monica or no? What's this? Brandy she killed a guy got off brandy ran over a guy What I like about Brandy right now, she's turned into a thick auntie like this really really she's in she's a Randy she's if there's any black show Brandy's on it. I always thought Brandy was so hot. I still do. She thick as hell now.

You tellin' me she got thick? No, no, she thick as hell. True. Kevin, tell him about it. I see that shit. You don't say. No, no, no, it's not it. You have to see her in like, what show is she in?

Alcohol will come up. Dude, the boy is mine. God, give it up, baby. None of this is what she really looks like right now. Yeah, dude. She's been to so many shows. Yup, and she killed it always plays a gangster like gangster Yeah, she legit killed a how ran him over. Oh She look how she dressed. No, that's

I was trying to take the trash out. Look what happened. Oh Say the last she pregnant there. I can know she's like she's a Fully into like, you know, okay. I don't like that acting now. She's like a big-time actress now See that picture right there the one the thick face. Yeah, that's more like what she looks like now, whatever I you know, why she dressed like that? Well, bring up a guy she's doing great she's, you know, it's like, you're old enough now, you guys are gonna start to see this cause I've already been through it

being like just 10 years older. But when you were like in your teens, there was a heartthrob chick who was always like in the movies being like, that bitch is a mom now on shows. They're grandmas now. It's fun to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's interesting to see how you stay in the business and you evolve. Brandy Norwood driving a Land Rover was involved in a four Vehicle crash on a 405 freeway and killed a guy The more you know That's fucking crazy. Well, it was an accident. Well, yeah sure but they could get you for manslaughter on that But they can they tried to You went to prom with yeah I never really understood how that happened I it was must have been like a polybony city son he was already gonna get drafted I don't know well no because

he was dating did she smoke that pipe oh no no he met his girl on a video shoot his current wife it was a video shoot. What? Damn. Interesting. Gone too soon, Kobe, huh? That's crazy. What else you got, Nick? That guy would have been... I mean, he was.

But he would have been. He's got a lot, like, I love watching a lot of YouTube videos about Kobe Bryant stories. I like how he was mean to the shitty players. He was mean to a lot of people. Yeah, but he was talking shit while playing, right a torsely mean like what like in person savage savage You know he wasn't very like if you didn't work our gracious to fan Really like he bullied Dwight Howard thought he was soft so he's trying to like make him tougher. I'm just bullying

You guys ever watch you get to the gym like our morning. I didn't hear you You guys ever watch Gilbert Arrhenius's podcast? I didn't hear what either of you said. I looked at both of you and I just went, you guys went, blah. Gilbert Arrhenius has a great podcast. I enjoyed how it's been on there. That's a really great podcast. Have you guys seen this whole thing

about LeBron James and Stephen A. Smith? Like, Stephen A. Smith was like, I was gonna swing on him. And here's my thing, man. This is my thing. You're talking about a dude who is 6'7", 240, 50, with like four percent body fat in shape. Wait wait who's been a phenomenal athlete for 20 plus years? Yeah but Stephen Smith sees red. I mean

when he sees red he goes berserk. There's a certain point where you just go man shut the fuck up. He's also doing just for the conversation. I know, but have you seen him hit the back? I know, he's been hit. LeBron posted it, it was like, bro, please. Oh, he posted it with like a meme of people laughing afterwards. He's like, come on, dude. But also, both of them are soft.

My toddler could get out of the way. Like no one's going to fight. It's like, Elon, why even say that, though? He did say, I would have gotten my ass kicked. Still. But I would have swung out. I appreciate it. Yeah.

Yeah, I can understand. That's fair. As a man, I'm gonna swing on him. Isn't he also like pretty much- One more fat joke, I mean I'm gonna lose. Yeah. Tie you up first. Yeah, I mean dude, it's not, it wouldn't, yeah, I mean, dude, it's not, it wouldn't. Yeah.

I mean, I just think the whole thing is like, and the whole thing is so blown out of proportion. It's so big. It's so crazy. The whole thing about, you know, but it also gets, he went on Pat McAfee, LeBron James went on Pat McAfee. It just, just as a fuck you to, you know? Sorry, that's not what I wanted to play. But also get Stephen A. Smith ratings. Oh, but make sure this isn't the one that's the meme,

because there's a funny meme. No, this is the real one. I'm watching this. I'm watching this. You don't know about, if you don't follow sports, you don't know nothing about this shit. It's not that big. It is big in sports, but like, I'm like,

I know it happened, but that's it. The best part was, though, he never does this. This is what I'm saying, how you know it was like, it's it. The best part was he never does this. This was the same. I know it was like, it's like a real B because he never does shit like this. What was he saying? The best part was when he said that Brian Windhorst, the fat reporter. I don't know.

Yeah, he's like, this guy says he's my best friend. I don't even know this guy. That guy? LeBron LeBron says it. This guy made his entire career following LeBron through high school to the pros. It was like, we're best friends. I know everything about him.

LeBron came out for the first time, I was like, I don't know that dude. Oh wow. We are not best friends. That sucks though. That sucks that he did that. Why? Brian Rinhors has been a very loyal reporter

to LeBron James. Oh that's, yeah. Like through his whole career. He, like if you talk about somebody being a, not just a fan, but like an advocate for like, reporting all this stuff. Always defends LeBron. Always defends him.

Always saying he's the goat. That was unnecessary. Like you realize like that's some bully shit right there, man. He shouldn't have done that. I think he defends him to show that he's like close to him and like connects like he uses him. No man, the guys are, He's a reporter. But he also got far in his career

saying I'm LeBron's right hand man. I never heard him say that. And I follow the NBA very closely. I never heard him say that. I never heard him say that they're best friends. Not best friends, he hasn't said that exactly. He wrote a book too. I heard him say that they were married once.

But those are. Ha ha ha. Quincy Jones said they fucked. Like I seen Brian Wayhurst on one of these shows not too long ago. Wendy, Wendy, you guys played together in high school. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, no, no, he was all that's a sucky thing right there to do the guy had his LeBron jersey on Look, I know LeBron doing the interviews Jack But I just think that like it's fucked up we put like that the way he put it

It was like really fucked up because it's like but what I get it But what he did this is what I'm saying why he don't normally go on things like this That's like I don't know like if he had to do it again I guarantee you he wouldn't say that you know you're probably right it's fucked up yeah he wouldn't say that because it's like this guy's been like I think I'm pretty sure Brian Winters wrote a book about what you know the Miami might be crazy it's like you know it's like an AI it's like a photoshopped picture he's obsessed with yeah he's clearly obsessed with it. No, but still, I just, from following sports and watching debate talk shows every day,

I watch them every day. And I know how this guy talks about LeBron James. That's unnecessary. That's actually messed up. I don't like that. I agree, I agree. Yeah, it was fucked up. Yeah, man.

Is that it, Nick? No, we got a little bit more. Don't forget to watch my special. 12 minutes. It's on YouTube. Yeah, check it out. When we talked about it eight years ago, when it came out, I said, it was very good. It's very emotional.

It's another side of Chris you've not seen before. It's hard for people to talk about certain things that they go through in their life and to make that stuff funny and relatable, which is one of Chris's gifts. This is a great special to watch and I hope that people like, you know, watch this and see him in a different way

and let's move on with our lives. You know what I mean? Thank you. Can I get my money now? Oh, come on, dude. It was so good and then you said that. And then comics can't fight. They can't.

I know, I know. Kallen sent me the sweetest video and then at the end he just goes like, sorry, I'm in CVS because I fucking, I a razor I grow hair cuz all my touch testosterone. I'm like But it is you know, I love I I don't know comics are crazy, but I love conversations with a man It's just they're so fun Brian said you said him a video the other day He just died half way. Uh-huh. Yeah, I was in the middle who knows where I was. See he's just talking to I just go Yeah, I'm in wherever and I was like, ah, it's so awesome, dude. I'm sold out tonight and I just Dead

What if he blew away? He's fighting the wind. He's all... He's about to get arrested. Flyer. Flyer. Make up- was he gonna take a shit? They don't even have it on the first flyer. Well, it's time. It's time to make a movement flyer make up We're gonna take a shit make it's also two o'clock in the afternoon on a Monday. That's funny. That's funny Imagine looking over you seeing that

What's that say guys real doors what the fuck you're watching a movie By the way, my kids would fight like that's a real dwarf. I'm like sure is go play with him No, no, no, no. He's a child. He's in your class. I Can't say enough the movie about like this step. We each are gonna be it's not about politics It doesn't matter about the politics. It doesn't matter that the actresses didn't like each other It doesn't matter about this dwarfs. This movie was terrible. That's it. That's it Nothing else to say Snow white the stories been around for a hundred years. Yeah, sometimes if the story's too old

It's like it's kind of like it's out there. This is what you want You want the story to be good and you want shit to make sense if it makes sense I don't care about anything else that people worry about. Can I give you an example? I don't know if you guys saw Wicked, the movie. Absolutely not. I didn't see the movie.

I've seen the musical though and I love it. Okay, but the musical's great. But listen, so one of the girls, they made the girl black, okay, right? Bald and black. Okay, now here's the thing. She's not bald in the movie. You might think like, oh man, this is DEI, whatever it is.

As long as it makes sense. Yeah, I know. Listen. She's talented. The girl, the, oh man, this is DEI, whatever it is, as long as it makes sense. Yeah, she's talented. The girl, the girl's mom, she's black, the guy's wife, the white guy is her dad, their husband, right? She cheats on him in the movie with a black guy. While they're cheating, they're drinking a green elixir and having a good time like it's ecstasy,

she gets pregnant and the girl comes out green. Flawless. Now I'm done. I don't, my brain is like, okay, let's keep going. What happens, what they usually do, is they just kinda like, you have a French town full of white people, and here's a black family. How the fuck did they get there? Like, it's like, when they,

cause that's what your brain starts to do. It just don't make sense. Just make it make sense. Did you keep that same energy with Little Mermaid when all the sisters were like Indian, Asian? Pull up my joke that I have about this that's been out for three years. My thing was, if you're gonna be offended by that,

they're also living underwater. No, but that's exactly my point. My point about it was like, why was the dad Spanish? Right. It doesn't make any sense. Just have a black family. Right. No, just have them like all green.

When you do that, no, well then what do they do with killer just have a black family. Right. No just have them like all green. When you do that No, well, then what do they do with killer whales who are black? But anyways, they're black and white. You can't claim that. I know but it just whales are really dark. Some whales are really dark. My point is My point is don't be racist. I know, you know get a black mantis. Whatever Killer whales half about a seal, you know seals swim underwater. But the point is Just make it make sense. I know and the thing too is the story's gotta be good Sometimes you get a good story. Yeah, you get surrounded by nonsense and CGI and action but the core of the story Yeah, that's what we like think of John Wick. Yeah, John Wick, you know, right? Yeah a ruthless basic

Yeah, it's a ruthless killer tries to you know Have a life with his wife. She dies. He thinks it's because of his life She gives him a dog in the end it represents everything though. You know to me. Hey, this girl has the same nose as Chris That's Chris's nose. Oh wow, that's a fucking beak. Me, oh. I don't get this. She's saying she spent that much to get a nose job. And got a divorce. Her nose was terrible.

No, no, but. Your nose was such a. At a certain point when your nose is that distracting. You have to get it fixed. You have to get it fixed. So I get it. Like not everybody just gets, not everybody should get a nose job. At what age though, Eric? Let's say you had a baby girl, if you guys have another baby, you had a baby girl and she came out with a fucking beak like Chris and she's 16. Do you let her get bullied in middle school and high school or do you get it done early? No, I start putting money in an account.

Into the nose account. Not for college. You put a nose account. At what age though? 21? And whenever the age where she starts to like... 18? 18?

You start seeing that bump, you go, I might have to start an account when she's six and a half. We'll see. If not, I could use it for a TV be nice. No, no, but I mean, and she looks a lot better. Like, you know, if she looks better... Yeah, well, there's a difference between... If she feels better...

Yeah, but hold on. That's a deformity almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's a deformity, you know, and she looks better, if she feels better. Yeah, but hold on. That's, that's a deformity almost. Yeah. If it's a deformity, you know, and you can fix it, then fix it. Yeah. She looks great. It's just a big hump to her. Also, she went from bad looking to really nice looking.

Yeah. So that's a, that's a great, yeah. Yeah. Good on her. For girls, it's a nightmare, man. If you have a fucking beak, girls are so mean. I have to get a penis reduction. I had to get a penis reduction because yeah, it's fucking.

I was teased. It hurt my back. When I was like in high school and grammar school, I was real skinny, you know what I mean? And my nose was the same size. So it's like, you could see it from the back. So you had to gain weight for your nose to work. I get it.

Yeah. That's why he did it. That's why I did it. It's all for the gram. No, but the point is, but you were teased. You were teased. If you have a honker, you're fucked. Yeah, I actually, I remember the day that stopped bugging me

is when I started making fun of myself in front of this group that was trying to make fun of me. They took the power away. Yeah, and I was like. What about 41, 42? Ha! When are you leaving, bitch? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Can't be soon enough. I have a moment like that too, when I was like, Chris, you're late, and they're like, sorry, it's my dick, it's so heavy. And then they go I have a moment like that too when I was like Chris you're late and I'm like sorry it's my dick it's so heavy and then I go oh ha ha ha and it was like oh it's all good I have a big dick. Who cares? I'm telling my real truth. Eric's telling his truth over here. And this guy's coming around with your big ass nose. They would always tease me come on Chris throw it over your shoulder let's go I'd be like oh

guys. Alright never mind I'm done. Is that it on Chris, throw it over your shoulder, let's go. I'd be like, oh guys. All right, nevermind, I'm done. Is that it Nick? Chris, oh your dick gets, oh yeah, let's go. Your dick gets there 40 minutes before we do it, so big. Hey, Albuquerque. I'm gonna be at the hyenas in Albuquerque this weekend. Next weekend the mothership, and then Seattle the weekend after that, so.

Come check me out. Go watch my special on YouTube, Grow or Die. I will be in Las Vegas. I don't know if he has it up there still because I've been working on it with him. I have, I'm going to be in Las Vegas. I'm going to be in Cranston, Rhode Island, Portland, Maine, Casper, Wyoming.

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