The Golden Hour - Rub Mats | The Golden Hour PATREON #28 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

The guys talk Nick at UFC 296, Brendan's Steven Seagal stories, Tucker Carlson joining Rumble, all new live call-ins including a "massage" parlor first timer and a UPS driver, massage stories, Vegas stories, Rampage Jackson getting robbed by "thong point" for 200k and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

I had a question about this clip I saw from the fight companion. Should we just play this clip? Yeah, hit it. Like me, I quit drinking recently. Me too. What happened? Me too. What?

What happened? It was bad. Whoa, what happened? Driving? Nah. You got caught? Nah. Hey!

Never! Not never! Goddamn, he was big as fuck! So what happened? You're not going to tell us? It ain't enough alcohol in the world for me to get close. Okay, good. But what happened to make you change and just stop drinking and jump?

You just banged daddy now? I was in Vegas and I got so motherfucking drunk that I got robbed at Thumb Point. Like you're gonna drive by some girl? I'll strip her, yeah. Damn. That's the best of us. What? She was hot though. She was hot as fuck.

Yeah, I get it. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? This guy is so confused. Oh, wait. What the fuck do you mean? You get it. And then I was under the impression that he was in a thong and he got robbed. So like 20 minutes goes by, I'm still drinking.

I go, damn, I can't believe he got robbed in a thong. And he goes, what? I wasn't wearing a thong. I'm like, I thought you got robbed at thong point. He goes, she was in a thong. I'm like, oh, my bad. I thought you were a freak, man. Yeah, but where was, did he even say where he was?

He was in Vegas. He was there for doing something. No, no, no, no. I'm saying but we're in vegas he wasn't obviously not no he's at the cosmopolitan it was like late he was drunk he went to the bar some dime piece there i'm like oh dude she's a pro he's like no i'm like bro she's a pro and he's like the next thing you know we go up to the room and he goes i was too drunk i passed out and then she stole his jewelry his ap watch everything oof i was that was a hooker dude he's like i don't do i don't pay hookers i'm like whatever but that's a hooker well you actually you did i was like you kind of paid her you didn't mean to but she ran away with all your shit sure paid her yeah it took me a couple vegas trips to realize the hot black girls

sitting at the bar by themselves at 3 a.m aren't just hanging out they're not your friend yeah you're all rough night though yeah it is how you doing and then next thing you know you're getting robbed at thong point i've wasted plenty of their time just chatting he's a nice guy yeah there's a point no no but there's a point where you know you're never gonna do this and you're just kind of like oh oh, this is interesting. And you keep talking. You can see them trying to look for the next John. They're all, yeah, yeah, for sure. Thank you. Have a good night.

Yeah, they're always by the elevators and stuff. They're just there. I know now. I just say like, okay. They know the ones. They see the looking. I almost feel insulted. I didn't feel insulted. I did feel insulted

back in the day because it don't happen to me now. And I think if you walk a certain way and you got a certain attitude about yourself. But they know. They can see the desperate, lonely fucks. Some Johns. If a hooker comes up to you, it says something more about you than it does.

They know. They go, oh, here go one we can get. He look like he used to live in his car yeah here's a punk yeah that's how they do it you know and then you like you fool them you know they'll be like oh they're like oh damn man we thought he we could get him oh they i'm too savvy to that i walk by and go good luck ladies then i get in the elevator did you really also get rap at some point no i'm sure way back in the elevator. Did you really also get robbed at some point? No. I'm sure way back in the day. No, never.

No, I was just like, I get it. Meaning like, I get it. You were some, you know, some dime piece. Now when he, you know, elaborated on the story, be like, I was at the bar, she's there by himself. I'm like, no, she's a pro, dude. But when he was just saying he was with some hot chick, he was like, I was drunk, you know, I got robbed.

I'm like, you can see how that happens. No, I've never had those issues, ever. Yeah, but then you hear the whole story. You're like, I was drunk. I got robbed. You can see how that happens. I've never had those issues, ever. Yeah, but then you hear the whole story. You're like, you're at a bar. You're at a bar. First of all, if there's a girl in Vegas sitting by herself at the bar, super hot, and she talks to you, something's wrong. You know what I'm saying?

It's also weird to rob. Is this the conversation? It's weird to rob Rampage Jackson. Like, that could go really south, man. Yeah. She took his chains and shit. His big ass, like, dog chains. Oof.

He had 200K, he said. 200K. Oh, my God. Now, 180 of that was in the watch. Whatever. Still. Nuts. We're going to see it on Pawn Stars.

Yeah, that's what I said. No, she did. No, she went to a gym. It was like this is Rampage stuff and sold it. And then he got it back. What? Because these guys are like, oh, that's Rampage's shit. He got it back. I think.

I was drinking that night. I haven't drank in a long time. I was drinking that night. Wow. I also thought Manny Paco was from Vietnam. That's long time I was drinking that night I also thought Manny Pacquiao was from Vietnam That's how much I was drinking That tracks The last time I was in Vegas

Not this past weekend But we were at a blackjack table for like Six hours It was the same people at the table for a long time We were friends with the pit boss Friends with the dealers that were showing up And I got up to go to the bathroom and like one of the working girls could just tell I was drunk. And like she talked to me like all the way in the bathroom.

And like she almost had me. I was. But I got back to the blackjack table. They're good. Nick was like, ah, you almost. I got back to the blackjack table, and they're all laughing and asking me about the negotiation process. I was like, luckily I left all my chips at the table.

They're like sharks in the ocean. They just see a wounded fish. But I just don't understand why it's not just legal in Vegas. I agree. I don't get it. Who cares? I don't get it. What is this moral high ground or whatever that is?

It's like, just do it. It's at the casinos. You can, like, you know, you can whatever. If they want to, I don't get it. But it is in Nevada, right? Yeah, no, but it's outside of Vegas. Not in Vegas. It's got to be, like, certain places.

That's why the Bunny Ranch is, like, between Reno and Vegas. It's only certain counties. Oh, did you ever watch that show? That was always the weirdest show. Oh, God, ever watch that show? That was always the weirdest show. Oh, God, I loved that show. That was always so weird. All those hoes looked so exhausted all the time. Yeah, yeah.

And they just chill in there. They all lived in the house. Yeah, man. That's where Lamar Odom had those crazy nights. It was that one guy. But did you die? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I fucking did, all right?

Spent like 70 grand in one night.'s a lot to go to like you you're you're committed it's one thing to be walking from the blackjack table to the bathroom and a hot hooker convinces you and you're like all right i've never done this before let's go upstairs but like to take a trip to the bunny ranch hold up to take a 300 uber from the strip to fucking the middle of nowhere to get your dick sucked. You got problems, bro. Yeah, this one, she told me how blue my eyes were. I was like, they are pretty blue.

You ain't lying. You're pretty blue. He almost got got you. He big was going to the bathroom like this. Stop. Girl, you crazy. I mean, you tripping right now. You were there?

Nick was going, you're so silly. Come on, man. He was like, stop, Summer. Cinnamon, come on now. Cinnamon, did you say I was handsome? Yeah. That's what I got Nick. She's like, damn handsome.

I'm like, what? No one's ever said that before. Handsome, I've been called that in years. Yeah, that's what I know is bullshit. Hey, cutie, fuck off. Ain't no one called me cutie in a hot second. Since I was about five, bitch. Yeah, get out of here.

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