The Golden Hour - S-Tier Batman | The Golden Hour PATREON #64 EXCERPT w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

The guys talk about their favorite Batman actors and movies, debating who nailed the role from Michael Keaton to Robert Pattinson and ranking the films from Nolan’s classics to the more questionable ones. They also dive into Will Smith’s latest music video, joking about his midlife rap comeback and how hip hop really is a young man’s game. Plus, they laugh over a courtroom moment where a lawyer accidentally calls the judge “honey,” sparking a hilarious discussion about relationships and embarrassing slip-ups. All that, their favorite comedians, and much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh dude, this is crazy. Well, what's crazy is that there's another Joey Lawrence. Yeah. This guy's lowy Joey Lawrence. Oh wow. Okay, let's see. This is crazy. I don't, this is like,

this is who should be singing I like pretty girls. Yeah. Look at the ice bro. Yeah, check it out. That would make sense. And even if the girls aren't that pretty... Nah, everything makes sense with this guy. Yeah. Well, let me hear. I haven't seen... I love that I get to...

And you know I'm not gay? That's what he would say that part. He'd be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, they tried to nerf us at the door because our fits were too fucking hard. I'm being dead ass. I'm being dead ass. They were like, you can't come in wearing that because Carson was wearing this hard ass Satoshi Nakamoto flannel. And I was wearing this Capitol like vest that was cut off. And I was like, they were like, you can't come in. And I was like, bro, I have texts with the owner

saying that we're good. And they were like, oh, well, I mean, yeah, your fits are fucking crazy. Most of the time we just don't let people in wearing this type of stuff. Yeah, bro, they're literally like, no, you guys aren't good. We're wearing fits that we would like,

just pour it on the shoe and shit. And they're like, hold your horses, guys. Like, Tyler, like, sport on the get to talk. Brother. This is the cool guy that has the lingo right. The other guy's just like his guy. Brother. You know what I mean? Brother. They're both terrible, okay? I get it, but at least I believe this guy believes

he's that guy. The other guy's with a guy who believes he's that guy. So that guy for sure isn't that guy. We, these guys need Will Smith slaps. These are. Well that should be our ranking system. Yeah. Is guys need Will Smith slaps. That should be our ranking system. Is this a Will Smith slap? You're a dad, Wolf grows up. They tried to nerf us at the door, man,

with the fits and the. Well, first of all, he's not gonna wanna do that around me because I'm always gonna clown. I know that, but what if he did that? You failed. Yeah, I agree with you. You failed as a, no, no, no, no. But Chris, there's a time that rebelliousness

is going to come. Sure. It's how they come out of that. Yeah, but he's got facial, it's too old. Yeah. He's fucking 28. His eyebrows are way too whatever that is. They tried to nerf us at the door.

What? Excuse me, young man. You know what? This is very unk energy right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine, I'm unk. But like, dude, what the fuck? This kind of shit, you know what, bro?

This episode is just showing us too many harrowing things. The fucking, I thought Will Smith was fine, okay? I've seen it before, the fucking Honey Judge thing and then this guy, the new Joey Lawrence. Excuse me, excuse me young man! They tried to what you at the door? Excuse me, excuse me young man. They tried to what you at the door? This guy reminds me of that Jack Doherty guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the kind of guy I just don't get.

Don't even get me started on that. I don't get that. That, a lot of things make me feel old now, you know? Just starting with my personal experience, shitting, you know, everything like that. I feel old, right? One episode can we go to another? Just every time I get on the toilet I feel old.

But what I'm saying is, when I see like, that culture of what, like, how this guy's talking about this and that Jack Dougherty shit with his girl and all this stuff that's going on, I just like, ah, this is beyond me. You know, this is beyond me. What's Jack Dougherty do?

He's a streamer? Just a streamer, he's just an influencer. On Kick or something, right? Yeah. And he's got the broccoli hair, and then what is he, he's got a girl? Yeah, his girl's like an OnlyFans chick, and they're always pretending like,

they're always pretending like they're mad at each other, or like, you know, she's cheating on him, like he's got his phone, he's like, what the fuck, babe? And he like goes to the window and she's like surrounded by eight black dudes. It's that kind of shit they do, yeah. Oh, really? But who the fuck watches this shit?

I know it's very popular, but who? Kids? People that, this guy. Kevin does, Kevin loves it. Kevin's a fucking. I try my best to ignore all of that, but I still know about this shit. Yeah, well, you gotta know about it.

He's the guy who crashed into McLaren, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the least of it. Just all the, you know. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I don't know, man. But this is what I'm saying. The energy you have towards this guy

is that same kind of thing. I just realized I don't get it. When do you, when does that happen? Maybe when Wolf gets a sick- ass Satoshi Nakamoto flannel. He gonna look sick in that. I won't even know what that is. You won't because it's not in your price range, bro. I won't know, I won't know.

I have no idea. First of all, Wolf already dresses better than me because of Rachel. Right, of course, right. You know, he's got a Fendi shirt and shit like that. I'm like, what, what, what, what did you just? Yeah, I would never, I mean, this is crazy. That's pretty know, he's got a Fendi shirt and shit like that. Right. Yeah, I would never. I mean, that's a pretty sick. That's pretty sick. You know what? I would wear that. That one maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't like the name on the back like that. But that's sick, though. The fucking back. Look at that. But that's what makes it cool. No, no, no, no. See, and this is why you don't wear stuff like that. No, no, no. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. I'm what makes it cool when I wear it. No, no, no. Listen, dude. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no, no Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris fine Chris. That's here's me in this outfit That's a regular a that's the mindset. Okay. Here's me in this outfit not here's this cool outfit I'm wearing fuck That plan. Oh, I'm not saying only cool because the name is on it if you took the name off that flannel You could buy that at Target

You'd have to buy two and sew them together. Okay, and by the way, when this starts not being cool, it will be at Target, like structure. Remember structure? Remember how cool structure was and how expensive it was? That shit was in JCPenney's two years later. It was never $3,000, but yeah. Structured, bro, remember that?

I saw a structure sign the other day and I literally go oh yeah! Wow this is $3,000? Listen listen listen. By the way I can afford that. No I know I'm joking. No no no but what I'm saying is I would never. No no no I know afford that. No, I know, I'm joking. No, no, no, but what I'm saying is, I would never. No, no, no, I know, I know, I know. Like on purpose, like that's, this is, what I'm saying is, whatever lifestyle that is, or like coolness choices you wanna make. Yeah.

That's, I'm beyond that. Fuck, if you showed up in that, bro. Bro. It would look dumb. It would look dumb. It would look, I would look dumb. You know what I have to do? Nerf you at the door.

You can't come to this podcast. And I'm on the podcast like, man, I had on my Kobayashi. Kobayashi. I had on my Kobayashi fucking hoodie, pants combo, and this motherfucker wouldn't let me in, man. Can't you have a midlife crisis so we can just fucking have a ball and laugh and fucking have a, you know what I mean?

You know what, maybe, you're right. You're 53, right? Yeah, it can happen. I don't know. Have one, dude. I know. Get a fucking. But to me, my midlife crisis is twitching video games.

Right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? So that's what I do. My midlife crisis is I had a baby at 53. Right, right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? It's not going to spend $2,300 on a dumb quilt. Yeah. It's funny because now I'm 45 and people are like, oh dude, he got a, you know, like Dick gets pointed at anything I have and be like, oh yeah, he's got a midlife crisis. And it's like, boy,

I've been this dude. I know, but because you being famous. Right, right, right, right. It negates it a little bit. I know, but they're giving you three extra years, but let me. Ha ha ha. Will Smith, they're famous enough to wear that shit? All right, all right. You get three extra years, because you coming up on, ugh.

I understand, I understand. The old guys here, you know what I mean? I understand. I get it, bro. There's nothing you can do about it. I understand. Did that tell you just, like, once I remember, like, I was on stage and I'm crowd working

and these young girls in the crowd and I say, I'm like, oh, you guys probably, I said I made a Brad Pitt reference, you know? And the girl went, ew, isn't he like 40? And I was like, in my mind, I was like, wow. Then I was like, oh my, I have to change all your references. Cause like, you know, 20 years ago, if you were talking about,

you were making reference to like the hottest guy in the world, it would be Brad Pitt. Oh, it'd be Brad Pitt, yeah. You know, now it's like, you gotta. Now you gotta do Timothy Sportschalet. Uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That, somebody make an AI video. Somebody's gotta make an AI video. Hi, this is Timothy Shalime. That's what, you know what, in like 10 years

when his career's over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, I'm Timothy Shalime for Sports L.A. You know what, that's his name moving forward. Sport-ch-lay. God, sometimes, you know. Yeah. You really get me. Yeah, I love it bro.

We're good like that, we get each other bro. Timothy Sportchellay. Kevin! You're not giving it enough Kevin, Kevin's not giving it enough. It is what it is. It is. It's what it is. Ah dude.

That's good.