The Golden Hour - Saving Up For Legs | The Golden Hour #36 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

The guys discuss the dumbest purchases they made, July 4th celebrations, the Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg fight, hot woke women, having fake arguments when alone, text response time etiquette, eating alone, Bill Gates' mosquito factory, an all new fan submitted Golden Hour song and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast 

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Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Alright, we're ready. What's your dumbest purchase? Like if you were, don't think of yourself right now. Take yourself out of yourself and think of yourself as someone that is frugal and you think about the thing you bought.

What is the thing that you bought that you're like, damn, that was dumb? I don't really. I mean, I don't. Take yourself out of yourself. What does that mean? Take myself out of myself. Because you're thinking right now. Like a normal person.

Yeah. Okay. My Ferrari, I guess. Yeah, that is a dumb purchase. I mean, it's just stupid. That was the thing I bought, though. I don't really spend money other than that. Yeah, but you bought a station wagon Ferrari.

No, that's the best Ferrari. It looks stupid. No way. It's dumb. No, it's the illest one. It's a station wagon Ferrari that no kids can be way. It's dumb. No, it's the illustration. It's a station wagon Ferrari that no kids can be in. It's dumb. It's the ultimate dad ride.

No, it's so cool. It's not even a dad ride. It's a Ferrari. It's not an SUV. It's so... So that's your dumb purchase. It's better than... I don't like two-seaters.

That's so awesome, dude. Yeah, they're dope. Yeah, I'll co-sign that. It's a dumb purchase, but they're dope. Thank you. That's coming from a guy who's made some dumb ass purchases. Okay, what's your dumb purchase? Oh, man.

But that was it, though. I don't have any other things. Yeah, but some people have things. Some people might be like, if you have a hobby. For you, it's probably those pair of stupid shoes with the gold things on them. See, you're just like, now you're talking like him with the Ferrari. You're like, well, shoes are different. No, but shoes aren't like that big of a cut.

Don't cut that much. It doesn't matter how much. I don't mean like how most of the money you spent. I'm just saying, what's the thing? For me, it's Clipper tickets. But it's like if you make a certain amount of money and you want to i know but it's still but you i don't think that's dumb but you know what you know why clipper tickets aren't stupid especially we have kids like i've never i've never regret like

experiences like the amount of money i spent when i took the family montana was all inclusive when i look back i'm like what the fuck was that but it was like the greatest time ever for the kids well you're like a vacation like experience are worth it no no, I'm like, what the fuck was that? But it was like the greatest time ever for the kids. Well, you had like a vacation. Like, experience are worth it. No, no, but I'm saying. Like, Clippers is experience. No, no, no.

Here's the thing, though. I travel too much. I work too much. So I was having these tickets, you know. Oh. And they were expensive at the time, you know. I was on TV doing these. I was like, oh, yeah, I got another ticket.

I was like, let me get this seat, too. And then I was like, then, like, you can't sell Clipper tickets. So when Denver was bad, Denver is an example. So here comes the Denver game. You never can get face value for these tickets. It's not like the Lakers. Yeah. You can't get face value.

So then I was just giving these tickets. They were like great gifts for my friends. And then my friends, they don't care because they're sitting here three rows from the fucking thing looking up at the game as opposed to looking down with free food and you can go to the back afterwards. And they're like, oh my God, that was great. But I'm sitting here like, okay. I'm out of 5Gs, bro.

Glad you had a good time. I'm out of 5Gs. That's the one thing I thought. But at least you hooked people up. I would say the thing, the dumbest investments I've made is in people. Wow. Straight up. I've lost more money investing in dumb ass people than you can imagine.

Wow. Just because I think everyone's going to have a good heart. And then right here. And I'm still here, so I think that was a good one. Yeah, I've wasted a lot imagine if it was you and you're still here like why would you still like this is why I want to have

this conversation on air no but investing like wasting time and money and resources into people that yeah you don't there's been so many red flags but I'm like nah

I can fix this dude or fix this girl. And it's like, no, you fucking idiot. Yeah, I do that. Waste of time and resources. When you could have been taking your time and seeing the red flags and invested in somebody who's actually going to run with it. How often do you vacation?

What's the last time you went on a vacation? Well, we went on a honeymoon and then we went – That don't count. That don't count. I don't count. Yeah, I agree. It doesn't count. Why? Get on a honeymoon? Honeymoons don't count. That's part of the deal. It's still a vacation. Everyone goes on a honeymoon, and then we went. That don't count. That don't count. I don't count. Yeah, I agree. It doesn't count. Why?

Get on a honeymoon? Honeymoons don't count. That's part of the deal. It's still a vacation. Everyone goes on a honeymoon. Yeah, you buy the ring. The ring is a- Not single people.

Actually, can I tell you? The ring was the dumbest purchase I ever made was my wedding ring. Oh, that's always the dumbest purchase for any guy. The dumbest purchase was his wedding ring. But you got it. Weddings are stupid, too. Weddings. No, no, I didn't know.

Her parents. Well, that's different. But if you to. Weddings are stupid, too. Weddings. No, no. I don't know. Her parents. Well, that's different. But if you're paying for the wedding. Thank God. My girl's hardcore Mexican, so they grew up dreaming of a white wedding, stuff like that. Oh, no. It was like a kids' era. Welcome to America.

Listen. Yeah. We can take that money, or we can take that money and invest it in a house for our kids. Yeah. Like, what do you want to do? Yep. Let's have a party. Crazy.

And like a little party where it's you know normal and we'll take the money you're planning to spend on the wedding invest in the house invest in our future i don't care women no she bought it she's cool i mean she still gives me shit to this day but it was worth it i was sitting next to a older couple at a basketball game it's really old the older couple you know and and the wife is looking at her ring and it's a fat ass ring you know and i look at i go oh man and the guy the guy is like yeah it was 25 000 like 30 years ago you know it was like and i said man if you would have put that in microsoft and the guy was like this the girl was like this you know here's the wife she's like i don't I know. But I even tried to convince my girl when she got a ring.

It was so expensive. I was like, let's get a bigger one. That's fake. Nobody would know. It's such a scam, man. Nobody would know. You can't tell the difference. Diamonds are the biggest scam in history.

Such a scam. That and, yeah. No, but there's also like, just and then they make holidays and then you got to get diamonds for the holidays and it's just like so fucked up valentine's day and it's just a made up hallmark holiday it's made up fake it's made up dude i mean birthdays are bullshit it's all bullshit i'm jehovah's witness man fuck it all uh so you never gone on like I said you didn't ask my question

so you went on a honeymoon but you haven't gone on like an extravagant vacation because I actually love those I went on a couple and I was like oh man this is how you're supposed to live

yeah I don't like the people that vacation all the time you know what I'm saying well I got a buddy that's always gone to me it's like what's going on

with your life where you hate I'm like where are you now you just hate being at home like I'm a home where are you now? You just hate being at home? I'm a homebody. I like going away for three or four days. Outside that, man, I'm good. Because we travel so much already.

I had a friend like that, too. He was a good friend of my younger kid. And one day, we were just sitting there. I was like, what do you do? Because he's the kind of adventure guy. He'll buy a bus, convert it into a camper. And then he's like always, he's the kind of adventure guy. He'll buy like a bus like it converted into like a camper and then he's like in Malaysia doing something or whatever. He's that kind

of guy. He's always doing that kind of stuff. Yeah, I bet my last dollar didn't wear deodorant. Those guys don't. He's like that kind of guy. Good looking kid. And I said, what are you doing? He was like, well my great great grandfather was Walt Disney. Boom. You know what I mean? My great grandfather invented Mickey Mouse

but I was like were you just telling me this now yeah I like people like that he never revealed you know he's like yeah you know

and it's like he's worried about the stock market was crashing so he's just like but he's just always gone just like and I just go

what kind of life is that yeah not a good one I guess I can tell you now Elon Musk is my cousin yeah yeah I set up a fight with him in Zuckerberg yeah yeah I can tell you now, Elon Musk is my cousin. Yeah. Yeah.

I set up that fight with him in Zuckerberg, yeah. They're not going to fight. No. In a coliseum, they were saying, which is hilarious. There's growing more and more of a lie. Yeah. On Mars. How terrible would that fight be?

The worst we've ever seen. Well, it wouldn't. Yeah, it would be like not. Part of me wants to see it. Like, everyone's going to watch it. Of course. But then it also sets a weird standard where it's like, just because of the most rich and famous guys on the planet, they can headline a UFC. Yeah, it's weird.

You know how hard I work at the UFC? How tall is Elon Musk? 6'20". Yeah, but. So, I didn't realize Lex Friedman was not. He looks tall to me, but I guess he's not. Giant head, huh? Maybe they did a.

What if they did a slap fight? That'd be great. That would be good. I prefer that. Because no technique involved. I agree. Just slap did it. What if they did a slap fight? That'd be great. That would be good. I prefer that. Yeah, because I agree. Because no technique involved to slap each other. I agree. I think if they're doing the Coliseum, they allowed swords, tigers, like one needs to go.

Well, the thing is like- Up this ante. This happens to a lot of people when they start like going, let's say you go do it. They go do a boxing workout. Yeah. This happens to a lot of people. They go do a boxing workout and all of a sudden they're like, I think I could do this. Oh, yeah.

Of course. I think I can. And then they get into the ring and all of a sudden they're like i think i could do oh yeah of course i think i can then they get into the ring yeah all of a sudden they get in your head but this is some rich white billionaire shit yeah like you're that bored in life you got you gotta fight another dude what the fuck are you doing it's crazy or like being the submarine what well i think they're gonna fight because the zuckerberg's about to start his own Twitter. Really? Yeah, and it's going to be... Let me tell you right now.

Elon Musk better get his shit together with Twitter, man. Get it going, because listen, taking away the verification, I know he thought that whatever the reason is for that, but all it is now is when you see somebody that's verified now, you have no respect for it, because you know they paid for it. It's different. Although mine hasn't gone away. Did yours go away?

There's no exclusiveness for it. I have no idea. See Chris on Twitter every day? I have no idea. Do you get a notification? I don't know how it works. It's just gone. It just disappeared. You have a blue check still? You didn't pay for it? I haven't done anything. Oh, weird. Who knows? I know mine went away. I was like, I'm never buying that. a blue check still still and you didn't pay for it haven't done anything oh weird who knows

I think they just but I know mine went away and I was like I'm never buying that it went away just it was just gone whoa

did it tell you it went away no I just one day it was just gone someone told me they changed like their avatar and then it was all good for like a year and then they changed like their picture

and then it went away yeah like certain shit triggers but what I'm saying is everybody knows now so if you see somebody like that, you verify,

you're like, oh, well, now it doesn't mean anything. You paid for it. Yeah, but if it's somebody that is already famous,

like, who cares? Right. That's what I'm saying. That's what I mean. That he, doing the way he's doing it has taken away

the sort of like fake specialness, the exclusivity of it. It used to be before it would be like there was this mysterious way you would get, you would get would get a blue check so when you saw that you would be like oh that's really him that's legit that's legit that's actually the rock talking shit to me yeah now it's like now it's like no one cares and now it's like you get clowned you know it's like

oh you have a blue check ah you're paying eight dollars a month he thought it was going to be like why would that be a thing? Listen, in my opinion, until this turns into something, this was the dumbest purchase in history. He overpaid for it. Like what we said earlier. Yeah. You imagine if you, you know, $40 billion. When is it going to start turning into profit?

Here's the thing. It could go belly up. It don't matter. Well, for him, yeah. Yeah. He's like, okay. It'd be gangster if he just deleted it. Here's the thing. It could go belly up. It don't matter. Well, for him, yeah. Yeah. He's like, okay. It'd be gangster if he just deleted it. Or that would be awesome. It'd be funny if he was like, this shit's exhausting. Yeah. But what's

going to be the thing, though? Because YouTube is being so, you know, censored. Suppressive, censored. And so, what the fuck, man? But I still see comedians putting their specials out. They get millions of views and stuff.

Some of them. You know, yeah. You just won't be able to get... Maybe it's just about the... Like, if you're looking to get monetized... Is that right? Yeah, because mine didn't get flagged. I say some dicey stuff. I didn't monetize mine.

You say stuff in there? Like, weird stuff? I don't... I guess the vaccine stuff? Yeah. And one of the reasons I didn't go with Comedy Central is because I said

I was making fun of news about COVID and they're like, no. I understand. So they'll upload it to YouTube and not monetize it. That. So you didn't monetize it.

So that means that it's got a better chance of being seen. Yes. Which is stupid. Now what if you said the N-word on it? Would have probably

got more views. No, but they would have suppressed it more or what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Or taken it down. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Okay. Like, didn't Matt Reif upload his? His got taken down, right? Yeah, but then he just... He didn't get taken down. It just didn't get... It was like they demonetized it. No, they had to make you...

They were making you sign in and, like, to watch it. 21 or plus. Yeah. That's their big thing now is, like, 21 or plus. Like, when they put that... You got it it ruins the views it happens to every show i do yeah the 21 plus every show i do you gotta click on it yeah it sucks and when there's a 21 plus like warning on there then it doesn't get into the algorithm it doesn't get on the popular page it's all we deal with every day put out fires with youtube so it's like, and for what? Rumble is like

only looked at as like super far right shit, which I don't think it necessarily is. I think there's other people on there too. No, I like conversations with Rumble and they're like, we're open to anyone. But it just so happens that people that care about freedom of speech are on Rumble.

I saw Rob Schneider. Oh yeah, he did one on Fox or something? It's like Fox something. Fox Nation. I was like, when did he go far right? But maybe it's not even a far right thing. I don't even know. You're right.

Is he or not? He's more of like anti-vaccine guy, anti-COVID guy. He makes fun of Biden and stuff. So it's for that demo. Smart move by him. If you're going to lean into it, all the money's on the right. Well, I mean, bro, you should always make fun of the president yeah if you're a comedian you always make fox nation that's the name of it woke up america but yeah i don't know i mean i i like how many people are watching

that i i i mean a good amount like you know the people. Well, I know Fox. Obviously, Fox Nation has a lot of shit. For sure. But, like, you know the people on Gut Field? It's that big-ish late-night show. So there's two comics on there. Comics all relative. They didn't come up like you guys did or I did. But they go on tour. They sell out.

Yeah. Everywhere. Just because of the Fox. Who? You're saying Gut Field? Well, Gut Field. Go to the Deplorables tour. The people on Gut Field.

And they're two, you know, comics, but they sell out. Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, Gutfield. Go to the Deplorables tour. The people on Gutfield. And they're two comics, but they sell everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. The Deplorables tour. That's a great name. Who's on it, though? Oh, it's the, what's her name? What's her name?

Tammy Lahren. Yeah, yeah. Tommy Lahren. Tommy Lahren. Yeah. Well, I mean, she's also, I mean, right? What? Hot?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's probably like a double whammy. Well, you can't be a warlock on there. Yeah, but the hottest women are conservative. By far. Yeah. You think so?

Name one hot woke woman. Well, there are. AOC, I guess. Well, no, there are hot woke women. Oh, yeah, name one. I'll wait. Well, but. No are hot, woke. Oh yeah. Name one. I'll wait. Well, but no,

but they're all blue here and look like shit. That's why they're not famous. I'm saying there are hot liberal women. Well, I, you see them out. I don't know. Really?

When, when, when, where'd you see him out? And how do you know they're woke? Cause you know, when someone's woke, dude, you don't, bro. You you know when someone's woke, dude.

No, you don't, bro. You think they are. AOC got them freaking. Yeah, she's pretty for sure. Quit suppressing them tits. Am I right? Okay. No, I think that's a little aggressive.

I love that meme, though. She's tying her hair. It's like if you post something all woke, she's like. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Yeah, she's a baddie. She's pretty crazy,, that's funny. That's funny. You know, she's a baddie. She's pretty crazy, right? I don't know.

She's the craziest. Yeah, you don't want her touching you. I just hope whenever anyone says eat the rich, I'm like, all right, you're a fucking idiot.

Yeah. It's the stupidest fucking thing. And then her husband is just this giant cunt. You stupid asshole. Who would you eat first? I'd eat poor people. Nick would bring out Elon Musk on a platter.

He's been rotisserie. I wouldn't eat anybody, man. I'd eat Hunter Biden in the highest shed. I'd just eat Ethan Hawke or something. I'd be like, yeah, celebs, man. Celebs, man. I'd just eat a celebrity. I'd eat Harrison Ford. just some tough jerky.

I'd probably eat Nicki Minaj. Eat that ass. What's up, dawg? They're like, what part do you want first? You're like, you know what part I want first. But they would be out here and I'd have to go like this. Yeah. Chin knows what I'm talking about. Hello.

Bees in the trap But it would go like this There'd be a little release Bro you're so gross It's July 4th It's part of how you would cook it Does it have that No one's doing shit for the 4th? We're going to either Disneyland or I forget which one.

On the 4th? Yeah. Oh, it's going to be a disaster. It's not, though, because we got the blackout date. So we're going to go. We went last year. It was nice. What do you mean black? The blackout date.

What's that mean? We have year passes or something. I think it's universal. I don't know if it's universal. Oh, and the poor public can't come? No, it's not that. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. Yeah, it's universal. I don't know if it's universal. Oh, and the poor public can't come? No, it's not that. Yeah, it is. No, it's not.

Yeah, no poors. No, they split up the holidays for the blackout shit. So if you get July 4th, you're able to go, but you're not going to get, you know. The riffraff. Whatever. No, you're not going to get Labor Day or you're not going to get fucking. It's Labor Day. Thanksgiving.

Whatever it is. I don't know what it is. They limit how many people can come right yes yeah yeah so that's so we got the thing and that'd be good and they were like oh we got the blackout day maybe we'll go it'll still be crowded but it won't be like insane i went last year it was and the fireworks are lit at disney yeah that's where we went it was cool yeah i don't remember if it was disneyland or fucking universal studios i i don't remember was it was mickey mouse there but it there? But it doesn't matter, dude.

You know what I mean? You don't know where you're at? It was just a place, and I was looking up, seeing colors, and it was nice. I was holding Calvin. It was fucking sweet. It's like you're seven, dude.

You don't know where you're at. I don't remember shit, bro. Somebody, we were watching a, dude, how about this? Now that streaming is out, if Netflix, they drop it all at once, I watch it, I watch it, I watch it, I watch it, and then I'm done. Apple TV or Paramount Plus, they want to play fun, put two shows up, and then I got to wait a week now?

Oh, I forget what happened. Well, that's why they do the recap. Oh, dude. Thank you. Oh, yeah? Okay. He's simple. He's simple.

I know. You know what happens? Uh-huh. You check out? I go to get a fucking thing out of the kitchen, and my wife already started this shit. So then I come out, and I'm like, what's up? Where are we at? And she's like, it just started.

And I missed the recap. So I'm like, what's this? And they're like, oh, they already shot that guy. And I'm like, who? I don't know what's going on, bro. I forget. That's on you, bro. Give me five days.

I forget everything. I like waiting. That's why I don't watch shows with Rachel. We don't watch shows. We tried to watch that show Hijack, and it was fucking, I don't know what's happening now. Oh, I love that show. It's so good. What's it on?

It's so good. It's on Apple TV. What's it about? It's like. Oh, the plane. But they're doing like, what they're doing is like. Very well done. It's a timeline. It's like, what is it? In real time. What's it about? With Jesus Elba. Oh, the plane? But what they're doing is like, it's a timeline. It's like, what is it? In real time.

It's like 24. Very well done. Why are you out? I don't like that shit. The plane shit? Yeah, I'm out. Or black people on shows? No, I like him.

You sure it's not about? No, I like him. He's cool. You don't like British black guys? No, I love British black. I sound very racist. I don't know why I sound so racist. I love British black. That sounds very racist. I don't know why that sounds so racist. I love British black.

I'm always shocked at how British some people like this are. You don't even know. It's like all the people from The Wire. You know, it's like The Wire. Yeah, they're British as shit. They're all gangsters. Then you get interviews like, well, it was in the Times at all. And I'm like, what?

He's got a crazy good accent. Yeah, yeah. American accent. You know, he took a fight, like a real fucking Muay Thai fight. Like trained for it and took a straight up fight. When? Like a few years ago. Come on.

I don't know about that. No, you don't. You don't remember shows. And he did a documentary on it. How you going to remember that? You don't remember shows. He was like in Thailand fighting. I know.

He was like 51 fighting what are you talking about that's him right there taking a legit fight this is what here's going on the top dude the dude fucking another dude up man what did he get beat up no i think he uh he won he won oh, he's built. We built this city. Wait, what? Like legit fight. When was this? Wow.

A few years ago. There he is, though. Look at him. And not just like bullshit Zuckerberg, Elon. He fought a real dude. No shin guards, no headgear. All guns blazing. I was worried, Fridris. No shin guards, no headgear. You gotta think all these guys are upset that they're fighting an athlete.

They're trying to go in on you. It's very embarrassing losing to a fucking The Lion King. Does any of the boys have scar? Like, scar beat dress? You've been training up? Yeah, he is. He's scar, bro. He just was hurt by low kicks.

He won? Who's the other guy? Big punches. The guy who can't fight. Boom. He took it, though. I respect this. If you put in the work.

If you put in the work, but it's just like, what are you doing? I don't get it. You're Idris Elba. You're the voice of the fucking tiger from Jungle Book. You're in a Disney movie. What are we doing? I mean, stop saying that. You said that nine times. Because he's Lion King and Jungle Book, dude.

Why are you getting punched in the face? I agree. But also, it's just. How many movies do you think he's in?? I agree, but also it's just... How many movies do you think he's in? What's going on here? He's in everything. He's in Ferngully? Yeah.

He's Ariel. When's the last time you watched Ferngully? I never saw it. I'll never see it in my whole life. Oh, you should. Oh, my God. Now I definitely won't. I went to the theater when I was nine and saw it, dude.

Nick has a review show. It's like whatever he... Avatar. James Cameron knows them royalties. All it is is the plot from Avatar. What are you talking about? Hey, man, this is why we get demonetized. Because it's James Cameron?

You say conspiracy shit. That's exactly... And Robin Williams. Avatar is just freaking Christopher Columbus. It's the same story. We go places and we ruin the natives and take all their stuff. That's just American history. No, this is the exact same as Avatar.

Okay, go to type in Ferngully and Avatar. Guarantee someone's died reading this. Oh, yeah, they don't know. And Robin Williams is baddie? Y'all don't know shit, bro. I don't know. I'm about. Oh, it says right there.

Look. 10 ways Avatar. You just missed it. All the things Avatar ripped off. There it is. Same thing. Can't believe you guys are just getting hip to this now, man. I don't know.

Yeah, why would I know? I mean, this all seems vague as shit. No, but this is all the things every movie is. Yeah, exactly. There's love. That's the thing. It's like white people go take stuff away from the natives. That's what every movie is about.

There was a lawsuit, and James Cameron won, though. You know what I mean? James Cameron won the lawsuit? Yeah. He gets it. Well, what did he say? Oh, don't get me started on that. I didn't even hear what he said.

Don't get me started. I'm just saying, white? Oh, don't get me started on that. I didn't hear what he said. Don't get me started. I'm just saying, white people go and they take their money. And make it way better and make businesses. And people are like, hey, that was ours. Like, here's it back. And then they fuck that up. Now we're going to get demonetized. I can't be on YouTube, baby.

You know what I'm saying, bro. I'm hitting you today, it's july 4th i'm gonna grill man my undies happy fourth to all the pops out there manning the grill sweating their ass off in seven degree weather everybody else has fun yeah do work do work dads do work papas Do work. Do work, dads. Do work, papas. Look at this guy. Burgers! I'm hungry. It's Jack Harley.

Jack Hardly. Jack Hard Times. It's your boy Nick from Oklahoma. I got a debate club for you. What do you guys think of Bill Gates having the world's largest mosquito factory i guess he's down in columbia with his rich shelf this is why i get demonetized self he's got 30 million mosquitoes produced right now to fight off infectious diseases i don't know how we're feeling about that but i guess when you're rich you can try new cool things but this isn't cool it's not a cool thing well now he brought it to i'm scott o'neill here in columbia today this is the video factory for the world mosquito program we're making in here

this is on bill gates youtube and all the comments hey pause it nick all the comments Mosquito factory for the World Mosquito Program. We're making in here 30 million mosquitoes a week. This is on Bill Gates' YouTube and all the comments. Hey, pause it, Nick. All the comments are what? Turned off. Of course, because he can destroy it. Because now he brought those mosquitoes with malaria. Now it's in Florida.

Now there's like eight cases of malaria in Florida. And he's like, we got to solve this. Here's a vaccine. Who invests in those vaccines with malaria? Bill Gates. Like like this is the hustle fucking learn people so you so so hold on now i don't know anything about this i'm learning about this now sure i know that people think that bill gates horrible yes i i understand that i don't know a thing about it sure however i have seen a few videos and i they've seemed very cut up

and i'm like well this could be anything. Yeah. So what you're saying, though, is you believe that Bill Gates had mosquitoes come over with malaria intentionally so he could make the vaccine and make money off the vaccine. Correct. Okay. And he also funded the Wuhan lab. He has a lot of funding in the Wuhan lab.

But this is my question, though. And he also has a lot of money put into the vaccines as well. He has a lot of funding in the Wuhan lab. But this is my question, though. And he also has a lot of money put into the vaccines as well. He made a ton of money from COVID. Is that not weird to anybody? Wait, wait, wait. I don't know. It would be weird to me if he wasn't already on the top 10 richest person in the world. So my question is, what's the motivation?

But people want power and want more power. What I'm trying to say is that stop talking about money. It's not money. It's something else. It happens to be money. If you're already in the top five richest person in the world,

it can't be money. That guy wants to be the number one world leader supreme leader. He doesn't have that money to be the number one supreme leader if you think he's happy with his but that's what i'm saying three billion out of your fucking so now let me just let me just say something else here could it be possible because this sounds like something that could be totally possible to to me and this is just theman here uh he decided to bring the mosquitoes over to create antibodies or whatever the fuck he's doing vaccines right and by mistake malaria mosquitoes got got out in that way that same thing happened with covid but it just happened i understand but

hold on a second i'm not arguing. I don't know what happened. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. And then he's like, oh, shit, we got to make a vaccine. Good thing I could at least put money into vaccines. Yes, and good thing I will benefit off of that. I understand that. I understand that.

And is he the guy for malaria? What? Is he the guy that we should be? I don't fucking know no i should be on the forefront of malaria and vaccines and i'm not i'm not arguing against what i'm just asking i have no fucking idea i'm just saying both of those things seem like something that could happen yeah i'm sure he's a cool dude hey bring up how many times i went to ebsey nylan 17 well i don't know about that either yeah two of them two of them like of them first time you're like man this is lit

second time you're like oh this is getting a little weird 17 you know the deal at 10 or 11 they had a nice pool private you know I don't know well anyway anytime there's money involved

people's intentions will be questioned. Because that's what Chris is talking about. He's talking about intentions. It's like politicians. Like you think Nancy Pelosi needs, her salary is $200 million. You also get so big with your money and your ego and your ideas that it's like the world is a playground. and your ideas that it's like the world is a playground. So I don't even know if you're necessarily thinking of the – like what you're saying is he's evil.

Right. Right. And you guys think he's cool. No, I don't. I don't know a thing about him, dude. What I'm saying is I don't believe. I believe in very rare instances that people are evil. I don't really believe in evil.

I don't believe people go out to do awful things. I think that they're- They make money? Like wars. You know how much money the US is going to make up if you create a war? I understand, but they're not- That's evil. I understand, but they're not out there thinking, people need to die.

I want them to die. They know they're going to die. That's how they make money. I understand, but they rationalize it in their head. Because they're so desensitized and they're such sociopaths. But, Brendan, nobody thinks they're the bad guy. Nobody goes out there thinking, but they know they're the bad guy. They know war.

Now I have to meet a guy. Millions of innocent people are going to die. They know for a fact. For a fact. But they still do it. They think it's for a greater good. They think they're doing the right thing. Like the Middle East?

Like Ukraine? They think they're doing the right thing. They said, oh, there's weapons of mass destruction when there was zero? Colin Powell on his deathbed goes, the one mistake I made. Colin Powell on his deathbed goes. Boom. He was like, that's the one mistake I made. Going along with it it saying he had

weapons of mass destruction they're in a 20-year war because there's money to be made by war they ruined that i understand that i understand the country they all still talk about intention that i agree what they're out of your mind if you think our politicians have good intentions i i i what good intentions for Good intentions for their bank account. That's all they give a fuck about, dude. I don't know about that. I don't know if it's all they care about. You gotta wake up.

They definitely care about that. But you're saying originally they were trying to do the right thing according to them. Yes. In their head, they're like, this is what you have to do to run a country. No. All right. Well, I mean. I think a lot of them are bad people and they get compromised in politics and they know they're a bad person 100 okay yeah i i don't

believe you don't get into politics like you know it's too dirty it's too dirty of a job that's like being a swim coach getting pissed you got wet i don't believe in wet me neither well we got serious but i you know serious, but I did the one thing. You did the oops. Hey, hey, you know what? It wasn't me. Yeah, it wasn't you. Look at this guy's eye.

Look at this guy's eye. Is he putting it on contact? Is he doing a thing? All right, play it. This is Jacob from Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Just out here mowing my yards, guys. I sent in Nick a video. I had a question, a debate club for you.

Would you go and see a stripper with no legs? Personally, and hand to God, I've never been to a strip club. Wow. But if I did and I was told that there was a woman there with no legs, I'm in. I'm all in, man, because it's a show. It's a show, right? So let's see what you got. How do they do a lap dance?

Also, go to Vegas then. Would you go see a stripper with no legs? You have to do it, though. One of the funniest guys in the podcast. I get it. Chris, love you, dude. Been riding with you since day one. Brendan, you're the man. Eric, you're the man.

Love the show. Keep doing what you guys are doing, man. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. the man. Eric, you're the man. Love the show. Keep doing what you guys are doing, man. Big love. Nice guy. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Let's mow these yards, fellas. Oh, he is in riding mode. You rich. No, no. You get her?

You have to get her? You have to put her on your lap. Yeah. Baddest bitch in a wheelchair. Baddest bitch rolling. And she's holding your thing like this, and she's going. Holding your shoulders? Yeah, she's just holding your shoulders, Chris.

Baddest bitch in a wheelchair, she said. Baddest bitch in a wheelchair. Baddest bitch rolling. Fuck them legs. They don't mean shit. I'm a man. Yeah, when I touch the floor, I sweeps the floor. And if you don't mind, I'd like to show you a little something.

Are you a shipper? Oh, word? Yeah. Fuck them legs. This America's Got Talent. I need legs dog. So Lexa let me ask you a question before I come down. How many of those have you had in a day? Hold on.

Hold on. Come here. Let me ask you a question. Is everybody getting off too easy for me? Who produced this? What you going to do when somebody comes swinging on your ass? I'm going to beat the shit out them. What you mean?

Ain't no hoeing my butt. Fuck you talking about the legs gone, the hands not. Bro, that's the worst thing I've ever seen. That production. That makes me not want to be a man. The fact that that was put together. Also, is there a deep pool for legless strippers? Like, is there much competition?

I mean, some guys are just going to. What is this? Baddies East. A Zeus original series. Which means there's a Baddies What is this? Baddies East. A Zeus original series. Which means there's a Baddies. Baddies and Baddies East. That's on Zeus. Look at the one on the far left with just money signs on her tits.

Yeah. I mean, some of them are Baddies, I guess. Fuck them legs. Fuck them legs. I still got my hands. What are you supposed to do? I mean, dude, her. Yeah, yeah.

She's living it up. Couldn't she get the robotic legs, though? There's a certain point, though, that's like, I know in my mind I'm thinking, how long do you want to deal with this? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of attitude I get is for the show and all that kind of thing. But I got like 20 minutes and I'm done with that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20's even long. Dude, when she's doing lap dance, she's like, so what's your story? She's like, save enough for legs. And here's the thing. Is it like a Thai massage bar? Yeah. For the leg fun.

Well, she has to hold on to something. I'm here just saving up for legs. You know how it is. The security guards are like, you know, holding her. Yeah, she can do that. Not kill people. You jizz on the security guard? Yeah. Oh, man. Again? You jizz on the security guard Oh man

Again Dude I talked about this Oh man On Riffle with Griffin Nobody watched it but This is You could bet on the Special Olympics now

Yeah Yeah how's that movie The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville I know but There's a thing now It's like I just Come on

But there's always one dude Who's like Yeah I'm a little You know I'm a little off but he's just fast as fuck. Yeah. Do you think I could fucking get in there if I just? Yeah. Hey, guys.

Dude, I saw. I still lose. Dude, you see? There was one dude, the bodybuilder. You see the Down syndrome bodybuilder guy? Holy shit, the guy's ripped. How fast did they run the 100 meter? Can I get in this?

They got a special strength anyway, right? There he ripped. How fast they run the 100 meter? Can I get in this fit? They got special strength anyway, right? There he is. How can you? I'm just saying, how can you bet on the Special Olympics? How can you not, man? Oh, but you mean, can you handicap? Yeah, what's the handicap? Gambler. Yeah, that's a gambler joke.

I just think, I don't know, man. If anybody's going to bet on it, it's going to be Nick. This kid, he does Ironmans and shit. He was on Theo's once. He's an inspiration. Right, right. Well, the whole deal with, I think you should be able to bet. You just have to have Down syndrome, too.

So you're not even betting real money. You come in like. Monopoly money. You can put like two Legos down. Two chocolate coins. You're an asshole. This is terrible. This is a borderline terrible.

It's really funny though. It is funny. The point is I can still bet. Yeah, the point is Nick found something to bet on on the weekends because there's no NBA or NFL right now. But my thing I would say about it is like – That's kind of cute, honestly. But it's just like, are you yelling at these people?

That's what I'm saying, though. Like you in the stands like, come on! Hell yeah. Run, Jeffrey! God damn it! I mean, that's the part about it. It's like, how mad can you get when you lose? Here comes the fucking favorite boo! He's just like, that's the part about it. It's like, how mad can you get when you lose? Here comes the fucking favorite boo.

He's just like, I've had it hard enough. Fucking time. Yeah, we have to be like all woke about it. Like, you know, you just bet $1,000 that your guy loses, and you still have to be like this. Yay. Good for him. Oh, next time.

I lost three K on you. I see Nick. Think about how many. Oh, next time. I lost 3K on you. I see Nick in the stands yelling, tearing up his ticket, being like, you fucking piece of shit. And I did run. Imagine. You're just sitting there. Nick is just furious. I mean, you say the R word.

You hear that all the time there. Yeah. No, only if you lose, though. Under the breath. I fucking know these fucking rings. Freaking. I knew I should have bet on that fucking ring. Then the announcer guy.

You know how those baseball announcers always accidentally say the N word? The black ones. But I'm saying the black with the Down syndrome. It's going to get dicey. So many slurs there. A gay black Down syndrome one. So there's going to be an R in the front and the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. R squared, man.

Oh, fuck. Anyways. I'm putting 50 on Corky. Yo, what up, Golden up golden shower crew This is Mark Chris you ain't from Jersey Stop saying you from Jersey bro Cause you not from fucking Jersey Just gotta know

I'm a car salesman so I need to know which one of you guys Thinks you would sell the most cars I need to know which one of you guys thinks you would sell the most cars. I need to know. I am going with Eric motherfucking Griffin. That guy would sell 30 cars a month minimum. I need to know. Please.

Brendan, you ain't selling shit. We all know it. Guys, love the show. This guy's so off on everything. I am from New Jersey. Every single day, keep it up. I'm the only one that knows cars everything. I am from New Jersey. I'm the only one that knows cars here.

I still sell things. Yeah, I mean, I'm in the business of sales. Yeah, man. Are you? Merch. No tickets. It depends what kind of car. I feel like Eric would slang some RAV4s or some shit. You mean one of the best-selling cars ever?

What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. A RAV4, he'd slang some RAV4s. That might not You mean one of the best-selling cars ever? What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. A RAV4, he's playing some RAV4s. That might not be for me. I bet this thing sucks, man. You want that, right? Look at it. That's me. You don't?

Fuck out of here. That's me. Worst salesman ever. Yeah, so I'm fine with not winning this. I feel like Eric's good at talking people into shit. Eric also, he's not intimidating. He looks friendly. You have to have.

People are going to go towards him. He's in a suit. He puts that hat on. I'm not buying anything from somebody with fucked up ears. I'm not doing it. I wouldn't either. Maybe gloves, boxing gloves. No, but then you know he's been through some stuff.

You'd be like, I don't know. You're like, why is he selling cars? Then you feel pressured about shit. I don't know. Oh, right, right. You're like, why is he selling cars? Yeah. Yeah. Then you feel pressured about it. Yeah. I don't want to upset him. He's like, you're asking about the warranty. He's like, warranty?

And you're like, no, I don't need a warranty. What you worried about? Yeah. What? I don't know. Shit happens. You're looking over the contract and he's just standing there over you. Like, no, I'm.

Sign it. I'm still waiting for my damn car, by the way. It's going to be a hot second. What is it called again? Fisker Ocean. Oh, right. Weren't you going to get a Rivian or whatever? I wanted that, but they're too expensive.

Are they? I can't justify it. Are they electric, Rivian? Yeah. I'm all about the electric cars now. This guy looks like The Undertaker. Does this guy have a neck or – It's just a bad start again. It's just chin to

chest. Yo, Golden Hour, what's up? This is Greg from North CAC. Anyway, what makes you unreasonably depressed? Not something that makes sense like, oh, you know, when a family member dies. I'm saying, like, my son,

if we go to Starbucks, if they don't have the vanilla scone that he expects and they're out of it, like, he's inconsolable for real. For real. So what's something that makes you, just sets you off on a just downward spiral? Love the show. Keep it up. God, there's so many things, my man. Yeah.

I can't even think of one. I'll have a fake argument. I was riding my bike this morning for an hour and change at 7 a.m. I was having a fake argument in my head with somebody. I do that all the time. And I was like, this is a complete waste of time. I think, what if the other person had the same fake argument? Yeah.

And then I'm like, well, then great. At their house. Then we'd get it over with. There's, like, another thing. And you're like, oh, yeah? Yeah. Just riding your bike. And, like, 30 minutes into it, I'm like, this is

such a waste of time. It's such a waste. I do it in the shower. You would never do this. I just do it in the car a lot. I'll just be in the car and then all of a sudden I'll be like, well, that's not how it's going to go. Yeah, I'll be like, I wish you would. I'm like, what am I doing?

I'm such a waste of time. You know what's crazy about being in a car? When you're, well, you guys, I wish he would. What am I doing? Yeah. Such a waste of time. You know what's crazy about being in a car? When you're, well, you guys, you're old enough to, I don't know if you're old enough to remember driving. Were you driving before cell phones? No. Yeah? No.

So I was. Yeah, you were. I was. I got my license at 30. You're so Italian. Ma! 28 years old. So freaking Italian.

28. You know. Ma! Need to go to the store. Yeah, because I can remember, because I like to talk to myself, too. Talk to yourself. But not out loud, like in your head. No.

My family was cutting edge. I'll be in the car talking to myself. Rachel can't stand it, because I will like, I myself i'll come into the like come into the room late at night you may have schizophrenia in my mouth i'll come into the room late now and i'll be like oh man where's my pillow i was like you know oh that's different yeah i do the same you know but you're just like i'm just saying like oh damn it i didn't you know yeah i'm having a conversation with myself and rachel's like stop talking to yourself so i'm saying but i remember being in the car you would see somebody in the car back in the day.

It would look weird. Right. Oh, yeah. Or you'd be like, or somebody would be, I sing in the car. And I'll be like, you know. You know what I mean? Both hands on the wheel, but yeah. No.

I'm like this. Yeah. Got you singing. So, woo, woo, woo. Yeah. Got you singing. So now you realize you see people. If you ever actually look at people driving, a lot of people are talking on the phone. A lot of people. And they're having a full on like, you know. Now you can.

It is weird. I do remember when seeing people talk to themselves was so weird. That's what I'm saying. I walked by. I actually fucking this week, I walked by a a guy and he was just like next to a potted plant in public somewhere and he was just like yeah well i talked to him and you know he seemed okay and i was just like i didn't think it was weird and i was like that's crazy i don't think that's weird yeah you know and that guy was me i've been going but if you can't see you have

to see the thing i didn't even see the thing. Yeah, but people are just like, you know. You might just be batshit crazy. No, but I was, but that's the thing. The future's going to be implants. I know, I know, I know. The future's just going to be like your phone and eye. You know what I see a lot of people do in cars? Dude.

Is pick their nose. I'll see like a bad bitch pick her nose. Yeah. Especially when they stop. And she'll look over and I'll pretend I'm like, didn't see it. I don't. I go like this. Yum.

Dude, how about how the views, you know, like. I go like that. Everyone's talking about views and their views are fucking getting like suppressed on youtube or something or you know so they upload on twitter or whatever dude there's just gonna be everything's gonna be in here and you're just gonna have like views in your fucking you're like i got a million views in my brain i'm gonna turn that off i got a million views on that video in my brain i'm gonna turn this into money. It feels so good. It's your views? Yeah. I got 13 million views on that video I just posted

in my brain. Can't be healthy. We got some examples of things that make people unreasonable. Dropping something on the floor then going to pick it up and missing. It goes missing. That's a weird thing because... Sure came out 22 years ago, bro.

Something happens to my coffee before work and I don't have time to get another one. Yeah, sometimes that burns me out. When you have to sneeze and it won't come out. Hold on. Hydroxychloroquine. I can't even do that. Hydro's tough.

Hydroxychloroquine. I don't know. Yeah, it is tough. I'll give you that. Okay. Okay, L-OK L-surge oh yeah

that's weird yeah it's like that's weird yeah slow text response yeah for the audio listeners

that is depressing sub-zero yeah I get it sub-zero and he has two kids in the picture mail all over the kitchen table when I get home

nah he hits his wife the texting thing is like I that's my thing. Really? If they don't get back to you? You're not the fastest texter though. Yes, I am.

You text me, I'm getting back to you right away. Not really. Right? Yeah, you're not. Are you kidding me? And your spelling is atrocious. I just, because I don't care. The thing will fix it. Oh, man. And if it doesn't, we care. Do you? Hold on a second. So, what do you think is like an appropriate time?

Like if you don't get a text back in how long? Two minutes. Stupid. No, for reals. Come on. If we're engaging, like if I know you're on the road and I text you, I'm like, yeah, he's busy. I get that because I do the same thing. But if it's during the week and it's like 2 o'clock and I hit you about something and then like six hours later, like what up, man?

I'm like, fuck it. No, no, no. You missed the boat. No, wait, no way wait though I don't agree with that I'm saying this if I text you once you get back to me then we're now engaged in a conversation I see now the game has started okay okay ready player one finish the conversation okay. Or if it's like, if there's something around it. So like, we get here at 11 a.m. Right. If we're texting each other, like if I'm texting you and we're supposed to be here at a certain time, and it's like, you're not getting back to me, and we're texting about, you know, like, what are you doing? Like, get back to me.

This is something, it's like if you're going to the movies or whatever it's like that I'm coming to pick you up we're meeting someplace and if I'm texting you like close to the time that we're supposed to meet and you're not like what are you doing

that's weird what are you doing but also do you have but also do you have the text where it says if they read it or not do you have that on I don't know if I have that on or not

you can control whether you can see if they read it or not I want people to know I read it I only have that for certain people I turn that off I want people to know I read it I have that on or not. You can control whether you can see if they've read it or not. I want people to know I read it. I only had that for certain people. I turned that off. I want people to know I read it. I have it on for certain people. I want that to be on because I want people to know if I read it or not.

You don't give a fuck. No, I want them to understand I will get back to them when I choose. Yeah, you're a monster. I dig it. It's better that way. Oh, he read it. All right, at least he got it. Oh, at least he got it.

All right, cool. This guy says people in front of the drugstore sign up for the fucking rewards card. My thing is, this is my thing with Starbucks. There should be two lines. One line just for coffee, real quick transaction. And then the other people ordering like the Frappuccino and the fancy shit. What a great idea. Have another line.

What a great idea. Because they're the ones that take in all the fucking time. What a great idea. Two lines. Well, if you're going to Starbucks for just- That idea is mine now in my head. If you go into Starbucks- I got 11 million views on that idea just right there.

That was quick. Monetize it. But it's all his views. Yeah. It's like, I like that video. I'm going to get it again and again. If you're just getting black coffee, why are you going to Starbucks, right? Because I like their coffee.

Because it's everywhere. And they're cold brew. Because we're in a Starbucks right now. It's fucking literally everywhere. I'm not going to Starbucks for a fucking milkshake, dude. Go to Baskin Robbins. Get out my fucking way. No, dude.

If you're just having a black coffee, get a Keurig at home and just make your bullshit coffee. No, I don't want that. You don't go into Starbucks and spend $8 on just a plain thing of coffee. That's where they make the majority of their money. Coffee. I'm already in a Starbucks. I don't know if I agree with that. Come on, bro.

I made that up. You got to catch them sometimes. You caught me off. Because those fucking other drinks are fucking $19. Oh, dude, the drink. Yeah. Yeah. See what Starbucks make the most of their money on?

Right now. I know. They don't do that. Yeah, I made it up. Yeah, I don't do that. Well, wouldn't you assume they make the most money off like espressos? No. Because espressos and everything.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Like not offos and everything. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like not off the Frappuccino. I see what you're saying. And also their overhead's lower on the coffee than the Frappuccinos. Right, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Sells beverages. Jesus.

Hmm, seems like there was an answer right there. I don't think there was. Okay. No, that's fine, yeah. I saw it too. I know. I'm so frustrated. This is one of these things I get super mad at. Beverages. You know what I mean? It's like Nick, that's fine. Yeah. I saw it too. I know. It's so frustrating. This is one of these things I get super mad at.

Beverages. You know what I mean? It's like Nick, the first one. And then he's like. I'm the best in the game. I don't fuck you guys. Sometimes I get a little impatient. I'm the best at this.

I got hot cheese. And you scroll. I'm going left. I'm going right. I'm jumping screens. He's all over. You're right. We don't know.

How many times has Chris said, Nick, the first one? We don't know this. We don't know his job. You're right. We don't know. How many times has Chris said, Nick, the first one? We don't know his job. He's right. He could be the best going. See, it doesn't say what they – He's teaching a class at the learning annex. Now the guys will get mad. They don't know the job.

They're going to get mad. Today's lecture, hot keys. Hot keys, everybody. Nick, type in top beverage sold at Starbucks. Because it's just saying 60% of drinks is there. How would they know? Pumpkin spice latte. Well, isn't that only available in autumn?

That's why it's so big during autumn. It's the McRib of coffee. Oh, God. Dude, have you ever had a McRib? No. When I was a kid, loved it. It's so gross.ib of coffee. Oh, God. Dude, have you ever had a McRib? No. When I was a kid, loved it. It's so gross. Yeah, yeah, it really is gross.

I tried it for the first time a few years ago. Everything's gross. It's awful. There's a YouTube video of it. I did a taste test. Don't even look up, like, when you look up things like, what's it made of or things like that, then you're just kind of like, oh, I can't go here anymore. Yeah, there's no ribs.

I have a thing where if my wife cooks for the family, I say, don't tell me what the fuck's in it. I don't i have a thing if my if my wife cooks for for the family i say don't tell me what the fuck's in it i don't even want to be thinking about that shit i don't want to be thinking about your wife makes it because here's the thing she can't cook nah she's real good at cooking all right she's fucking real you have to say that keep going i don't have to say she watches i get it yeah she watches um it's her favorite partner uh get your cooking right but your cooking right. When you're eating a thing and then you find out like, oh wait, cream cheese is in this?

I didn't know that. I don't know. I don't want to know that shit. Eggs. What else is in it? As long as it tastes good, I'm good. Don't tell me what's in it. That last one was seeing old people eat alone. Well, that's just sad. This last one was seeing old people eat alone. Yeah.

I mean. Well, that's just sad. Why? This guy's right. Watching the Broncos last few seasons. I want to drive my car to the PCA. No, it's sad because if you're on. You never. Wait, wait.

Let me ask you this. When you're on the road. What? When you're on the road, do you always have somebody with you? When you go. You always eat with someone? I'm not an old person, bro. It doesn't matter.

I'm just asking. Do you eat alone? You ever eat alone? All the time. I love to eat alone. Me too. I prefer eating alone. I love going to movies by myself.

That's weird. I love, you know. This guy says, bums out, the black dude replaced Chin. The black dude replaced Chin. We didn't say Chin was in Korea. He's back. He's here to stay. All right.

There's a collective. Yeah. So what were you guys? Also, his name's Kevin. Your name is Kevin? That's stupid. Kevin Online is his Instagram, unless you want to cut it out. But what? Yeah. What were you asking? Also, his name's Kevin. Your name is Kevin? That's stupid. Kevin Online is his Instagram, unless you want to cut it out. But what?

Yeah. What were you saying? I love going to steakhouses by myself. I like to eat by myself, but I can be negative. So when I see somebody eating by themselves, I imagine their life is bad because they don't. We all do. We're like, oh, man, they have no friends? Yeah.

I remember thinking though way back in the day I was younger thinking like you want to go eat you have to call your friend hey you want to go to this thing with me

like you felt like you felt something about like a stigma you look like a loser yeah yeah but then I remember going on the road and then like

sitting in a I was like I saw the steakhouse and I was like oh man it's nice this looks nice and I was like

I'll bring my headphones and then I was like, oh man. It's nice. This looks nice. And I was like, I'll bring my headphones. Yeah. And then I was like, oh shit. Yeah. This is it. Yep. I'm just sitting here watching something on Netflix or whatever with a juicy ass porterhouse.

That's fucking weird. You know what I mean? And I'm just like, oh. That's weird. The only time you have to go like this is when the waiter's asking you for something and you're just like, yeah, more butter. But have you ever sat down by yourself and then people recognize you?

Like, oh, bro. Like you're at the bar eating at the steakhouse. I can't go anywhere, bro. And you're like, fuck. I can't go anywhere. I can't go anywhere, dude. Hey, Chris Lea.

Yeah. Hey, what's up? Sure. I can't go anywhere, man. I was sleeping the other night and we're like, hey. What's up what

are you Chris Lea who are you shh shh fucking yeah sure you're so bright get out of my house dude

my bad man tag me tag me though um uh what were we just talking about shit that'd be a nightmare yeah because some people

that would be a nightmare yeah some people but some people you would be a nightmare Some people But some people You're getting robbed Yeah yeah yeah You know and they're like Oh shit it's Chris D'Elia

Get the fuck And they're in the bed with you like this Come on bro let's get it quick Get that fucking Get those shoes They're like fucking expensive Dude Is that Chris D'Elia

I gotta get a pic Hold on but Dude get the keys to this bullshit I gotta get a pic. Hold on, but dude, get the keys to this bullshit Ferrari. I'm sorry, are they using a Polaroid camera? Wait, I had to make the thing. Did you? Yeah, we would've got it. Now you're me all of a sudden He's like

Hold on dude I need you to sign this He's all Oh this looks like shit Do it again And I'm like this I'm like this I'm like

You don't need You know it's a You don't actually need to shake This doesn't That's a fallacy Hey wait a minute Dude Nick's there Nick look that up

Nick's right I can't I'm robbing you So Dude, Nick's there. Nick, look that up. Nick's right. I can't. I'm robbing you. You look at my cat later. I got hotkeys. Yeah, because some people, they're eating alone. You feel bad for them, and you're like, oh, you don't got any friends.

They're like, I'm trying to get away from them. You know what I mean? It's just like, yeah. I'm just saying you can really enjoy a meal when you're just. We also talk for a living. So it's nice just to not fucking talk. Sometimes I talk. I'm just like, I'm talked out, dude.

I just don't want to talk. Like my wife, let's go to dinner with whatever this couple. I'm like, nah, I got to be the life of the part. Nah, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you're going to talk about your shit and then the guy's boring. Yeah, it's the worst. You're going to talk about your shit and then the guy's boring. Yeah, it's the worst.

You're going to talk about your shit with the wife and then I got to be with, right? I got to entertain? No, no. Have you gone out with like one of your wife's friends and then a dude you don't know? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. I've done that and it's been. Like getting to know him? Sometimes it's like, oh, this guy's cool.

But sometimes you're just like, oh. Oh, it's basically a date of non-gay dudes. Like neither of us are gay. We got to get to know each other and like find common interest. Might as well suck him off. Oh, yeah? What are you watching?

Yeah, let's just get on with it. I'm just going to suck your dick, bro. It just sucks. I'll suck your dick later. Just be quiet until then. He can't. No, he's like waiting for it. Like, oh, this is going to be great.

Well, but there are some you ever the nfts and you're like you guys get so boring i'll suck you off just don't worry about nfts whatever happened just talk about nfts i'll suck you dude justin bieber spent 1.3 million dollars on an nft it's now worth 60 grand yeah and then then logan paul he sold his for like 1.3 and then now it's worth yeah like 40 grand like they're they've all just tanked. Because they mean nothing. It is nothing. It's the market value at the time, but there's no – They're actually nothing.

It's nothing. It's like giving someone money. Somebody made it up like, hey, maybe we can make this valuable, like some sort of contrived value. An idea. Yeah. And they were like, maybe we can let this go. So it's like the idea that like, go. Here's a picture that

you say you own, but we could just get a screenshot of it. Don't I own it too? Also, check this out, dude. I own it. We all have it. What are we talking about? Whoever came up with that, I hope they cashed out.

Yeah, I hope so too. A lot of people did. Justin Bieber with that mustache I hope they cashed out. Yeah, I hope so too. A lot of people did. Justin Bieber with that mustache is creepy. Crazy. It's like the dude... You know who Todd McFarlane is? Yes. He bought that baseball.

He's the one that spent $3 million on a baseball and then somebody broke the record again. He's a hero spawn. He bought a baseball. then somebody broke the record again. Okay. You know, he's a spawn. You know, he wrote Spawn. Yeah. But he bought a baseball.

Aaron Judge broke it, right? The home run record? No, no, no. But I'm talking back then. Oh, Bay Bonds. It was like Mark McGuire. He bought the Mark McGuire ball, whatever. And then somebody else broke it. It's just what I'm saying is.

Well, now it's $0. Yeah. It's like who cares? Like when people buy things like that, like, you know, comic books. Oh, wow. It's so defensive. It's not like I'm broke. It's hilarious. That's what I'm saying. Oh, he, like, you know, comic books. Oh, wow. So defensive. It's not like I'm broke. It's hilarious.

That's what I'm saying. Oh, he looks like a spawn villain. Jesus. Okay. NFT. I was like, I don't. And Justin Bieber's NFT is probably only worth even $60,000 because it's Justin Bieber. Right?

You're like. Yeah, the second I sell it, it's not anything. This guy's at a home gym for sure. This is our last one. That's crazy. I'm from California. I just want to give a huge shout out to Brendan, Chris, Eric, Nick, Chin, and everybody else who plays a role in making this podcast as amazing as it is.

Thank you guys for everything you do. I just want to let you guys know I submitted a song. It's a verse with a hook, but it's just my way and my form of showing some appreciation to you guys. Thank you, bro. I just want you to know you guys kill it. You guys bring so much joy and make everybody's week special. So thank you guys for doing what you do. That's a nice feller.

You are. The fans truly appreciate it. Like I said, Mark from Anaheim. Just want to submit a little something for you guys. Peace out. Hell yeah. I like this guy. Thanks, bro.

Yeah. Golden Hour. Peace out. Hell yeah. I like this guy. Thanks, bro. Yeah. Going to Nauer. Bill Gates. Boy Records. Chang Smith. Eric Griff. Fuck the mother podcast, man. That's right.

This is going to Nauer. Holding all the power. Making all the noise. You be fixing all the powers. Take another downer. I'm leaving up the towers. First pick a dump and then I go and take a shower. Right there, Griffin. be in Charlotte coming up. I think you're dying. I already got your Patreon. I'm lying. I need me some merch. Motherfuckers better sign it.

Who behind Nick? That dude is on his quiet. Chins on my neck. Diamonds on my wrist. Need an ad-lib from the homie Chang Smith. Yo, Big Brown. Only if you're down. I think I really need a bar.

One of them will just work. T-Flex and nice Americano. Nick want to gamble even though he never won though. Air grip. Fences. I'm in Toronto. British. I'm new.

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I will be in Charlotte. He's right. I'll be in Charlotte. I'll be in Nashville. I'll be in Knoxville. August. And I'll be in Vegas, actually. I'm going to Vegas. I don't think I'm going to be in Knoxville. August. And I'll be in Vegas, actually. I'm going to Vegas.

I don't think I'm going to be anywhere. Do some shows. Just go to chrislee.com. Is that it? That's it. All right, kids. Love you. Where are you going to be, Eric?

No place. Well, no. Yeah, it sounds sad as fuck. No, in July. I'm actually going to Zany's. I'm going to Zany's, the one by the airport. Zany's. In Chicago?

Yeah. Bless you. July 21st to the 22nd, and then I'll be in Jacksonville in September. More dates coming. I've just been kind of like. Oh, yeah. I'm chilling in the summer. Big news coming.

All right. All right, guys. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you.