The Golden Hour - Scan My Butt | The Golden Hour #116 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

Brendan lays a devastating fart and the guys talk Brendan's weight loss and addiction to Diet Coke, Erik's trash cans being blown away, Chris' review of the restaurant, Zinque, Elon Musk's controversial salute at Donald Trump's inauguration, Theo Von's chair breaking, American Primeval TV series, Jerry Seinfeld's insanely expensive Porsche 917, Jiri Prochazka’s funny post fight interview with Mega Olivi and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Mint Mobile - https://www.mintmobile.com/golden Switch to Mint and new customers can get half off an Unlimited plan until February 2. Quince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/golden DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Everyone's a little tie-tied today. What do you think it is? The weather?

Yeah. The fires got you down? Yeah, the wind maybe. I don't like the wind. I hate the wind. I really don't like it's trash day so I look good though Look good. Oh, thanks. Did you do something? All right He looks skinny. I am I keep you know, I've been on keto since j1 j1 j1. No, but you look real skinny Yeah, it's been that well, I mean he doesn't look real skinny dude. No, he does

He looks like way more than I normally do like yeah, okay. dude. Oh, he does he looks like way skinnier than he normally yeah, okay, okay? I think it's the fate. Yeah, it's definitely that that is definitely part of it. Yeah, I didn't think you look fat before No, no, no, I'm saying that's why you look took the wind out of my sails Still fat I'm not saying you look I'm just saying you look good. I'm not saying anything about weight. Thanks man. Just saying I need that today Yeah, you know when you wake up, you know when you wake up, it's like You wake up you go ah man. Yeah, that's what today is it's yeah

Oh, man, yeah well for me too accepted this drive. I have to do I'm like you know I get I had to get up at 9 and then I'm like oh god and there was traffic this morning Yeah, is the high winds yeah, well there was traffic this morning? Yeah. Because of the high winds? Yeah, well there was a, I just passed it. There was some kind of like, the tow truck was on in the middle lane. Hate to see it, hate to see it. It is what it is. But the winds are terrible up where we are.

The trash cans, like it's trash day. Yeah, it's windy where I am. They just blow away. And it sucks because there's a house at the end of the block. The trash cans from all our block just end up in front of that. Oh, God. Oh, man.

That would suck. This is the recycling. I know. Now what are they gonna do? What are they gonna do now? I guess everything will just go in the same place now. That's how it should be. Well, that is how it is.

Recycle it to complete scan. They don't, yeah, I know. Hey, you know that? Yeah. I thought I was gonna have to educate you. No, dude, there's no way they recycle. They go, thank you. They go, yeah, oh good, blue bin, awesome.

Yeah, blue, green, who gives a shit? Underground, Doug Underground, pull it there, leave it. Well that's how they, you need to make people, it's so easy to placate those type of people. Yeah, you just make a blue bin. You just make a blue bin and they're like, yeah, I never tried, oh my God, this is great.

Then they just go, okay, then they don't ask about things. My footprint's so much lower. It's like wearing masks. I have an EV, I have blue, trash can. You know what's not a scam? I'll be in Covina tonight. Southern California, I'll be in Covina tonight, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I'm playing there too many nights.

It's a mini theater. I know. And I will be there and I'll be in Stockton. Good pizza right up the street. Oh, really? What? What is it? I don't know.

All right. I'll just sniff around. Peoria, Dubuque, Denver. Oh I just added Ontario. I'm gonna do the Ontario. Improv? Yeah I'm gonna do it. I'm at the Dania Beach Improv tomorrow Friday Saturday. If I'm not there it's because I booked a commercial. Can you tell us about it? No I had to sign to India. Are you the next state farm guy? I wish you know what I was close to getting that not this guy But the one before that you're the dude from the office and he was doing those commercials with Chris Paul Oh, yeah, it was between me and him. I ain't that a bitch. It was oh, I do remember that Yeah, you know what the I made a mistake because they said hey can you come back in and know one more thing say no I should have said no man that

you know I think they were coming in to see for reasons not to get no no and I got the part I've done that a few times yeah you just go no I don't know no no dude you get what I do hey hey you get what I fucking do dude you know what I hate that shit man they do king shit They do like power shit. We're like, hey come in we want to see you get nah Nah, nah, you're gonna do it though. Both of you are gonna do it. No, I'm not coming in. No way coming in No way. Yeah, you are I'm not I had I had a colonoscopy. Oh

That poor staff. Your first one? My first one. They put their fingers in your butt? No, they don't. I mean this guy. This guy. Would you get abducted? Yeah, man. Dude, that's what happened to me.

You think, just like this guy, every time he goes to the doctor he thinks, oh they put fingers on my butt. You know what I mean? Did you, you haven't done it yet, right? Nah, it's for hoes. Yeah, okay, so you'll die. So you have, you'll die something. 100%.

Painfully. It'll be a horrible death. 100%. We'll have to be sad and go through it and it'll be fine. Yeah, okay, so you'll die. So you have you Did that something? We'll have to be sad and go through it'll be but I had a blood test so I had to do a blood test first And there was nothing but you still do it right and then I had to get an EKG They wanted to make sure my heart was yeah, you know, and so then I when I went I was it was shockingly Quick and easy what I put and easy. What was? Did they have to put you down? Yeah. What was?

Well, they didn't kill you. The whole thing, man. Like just, you know, you go in, you fill out the stupid paperwork where you have to fill out your address 75 times. I don't know why that's still a thing. Why is it not digital? You're talking about your colonoscopy right now.

Why is it not digital? Why am I filling this out? That's what I said. You don't know this information already? Scan my fucking face. Give me the ice fucking thing. You're balls deep in my asshole. Yeah.

Scan my asshole. Yeah. Well, put a QR code in my asshole. Yeah. Scan my asshole. Yeah. Well put a QR code on your asshole. Turn around, it's real quick. This is a vagina. They're joking! Go on. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bore you for my call of Oscar story. So they put you under and they stick a tube? Yeah, yeah, they put a camera and they check everything. I think I had like three things in there, you know Target there was a gap dude. Did you three full avocado guys selling oranges? Did you did you we found a grapefruit avocado out there? At least it was something healthy Did you go?

Did you know did I tell you I did mine? Yeah, okay. Yeah You out right? Yeah, but well they they, so there's two things that they can do. They can either put you out out or put you in a twilight state. And that's all I got put out. Real quick. So is that? Because it was like, it was the things right here. And they would turn to your side.

And this is what happened. No, first of all, the doctor said, they told me, the nurse said, they're just going to talk. Yeah. Sounded like the anesthesiologist was gonna count down or anything. He said, we're just gonna talk. Yeah, that was great, yeah.

So I come in and the guy's like, how you doing, man? I said, I feel cleaned out, you know. Because of the, you know, I'm killing in there. Everybody's laughing, you know. They put the thing in and they turn to the side. This is what happened. I was like, oh god, this is so uncomfortable.

And then it was like this. Eric. It felt good. Oh, so you felt it kind of go in? Yeah, no, they were, no, no, no, no. This was uncomfortable. Yeah, this, in turn, it's with the stupid mask and I was like, oh God, this is,

my first thought was like, this is gonna be sucky and then the next thing you know, the guy was like. It's crazy awesome, dude, here's the deal. I wanna sleep like that. I wish, I totally get Michael Jackson now. I was just gonna say that's Michael Jackson. I totally get it. But then you always gotta up the ante. If I got on a plane and then like like I wish they could do it all through security that they take you through security

Oh, that'd be nice. You just jump in a little portal Yes So Michael Jackson did it when he flew yeah, that's why you know, I know that's right I but so so I So I got the Twilight thing and they were like, you know, just do the Twilight thing, don't get put out completely. She said, okay. That's where you're just kind of loopy?

Yeah, but I was, I mean, it's like the same thing as getting put out. What'd you do with your cock and balls? I left them in the locker before I got it. Did you just leave them floppy? Yeah, that's what it's there for. Yeah, I put them, I keep mine in the car. Were you farting a lot after?

Cause they're pumping air up there. You don't fart. You know what I was surprised about? Wait, this is what I was surprised about. The prep, you know? I really thought I had more shit in me. I really thought it was gonna be like, as soon as I took it I was like,

here we go everybody. I thought I was gonna be like, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, you know, it wasn't even like that. I maybe pooped like two or Gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, gug, ah, ah, ah, that was me on the toilet. That's a great movie. Yeah. That's one of the best. And in the morning it was really nothing. So I was really concerned. So I went into the lady, I was like, you know.

Am I clogged up? Yeah, am I something up? And she was like, no, no. And then you unplugged the levies and it's fucking coming while I'm on the table. Yeah, that's what I thought too. I was like, oh God, I don't just poop over everyone. Anyway, I, I, I, I.

Because I'm him! In the middle, in the middle of mine, I was like, in the middle of mine, I went, I turned over to my side, I passed out, you know, in the middle of mine, I felt them in there. I did. And it's weird because like you're just like, this is like literally how you feel when that, with the drugs and everything, this is how you feel, you go like this. How far up there are they? Far as they can go. Well, I, you go like this. How far up there are they? How far do they go?

I mean, they go really far. How far? Far. They're checking all your intestines. All of it, yeah. Well, they go up all the way down the windy road. Yeah. It's like that.

Remember that Nokia snake? Yeah. It's a good game. The doctors are real good at that. So I just felt it a little bit in my... But no issues? No issues. No, are real good at that. But they, so I, yeah, I just felt it like a little bit in my. But no issues? No issues. No, I had a thing that they cut out.

Yeah, yeah, I had one or two. I'm going to have to wait a few days to call about that. They gotta do something. But the blood, I already had the blood work. I don't, he said everything looks benign. I've been like, I'm good then. Yeah. All the blood work's good?

I'll tell you what though, and maybe this means I'm getting older but It was dope to have a full day off and Just get that done was your asshole sore. No You just check you're like, alright today's just gonna be I'm just gonna chill Yeah, and you just you don't do shit. You're not supposed to drive your wife doesn't ask you to do shit I'd hate that. That was great. Really? Even one day?

Nah, nah, nah. I'd be so bored after three hours. Nah, not me, man. Yeah, me neither. I don't get bored, bro. I think of things and I'm just great. My ass was a little sore. Really? Not mine.

How big's the thing they put up there? Bryce Guy's obsessed with the size of it. I just want to know. I'm going to have to do it eventually. You guys are older. You're a lot. It's not thick. It's a small... Very tiny. Can you pick the size? Give me the bigger... You got a bigger black one?

This guy wants the guy to come in with a thing. Here you are with that. Most people go with this. Crank it a little harder. Thrust. He's like, thrust. Is that what your sister does, Nick? No, she, if you want bigger, she goes bigger. She has more of a tube and it's just

flushing water in there, like in colon therapy. But I wanted to do that before I went in, but the doctor was saying, actually, that's only for the front part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. You need the carriage. Yeah. It's just so stupid.

So yeah, it was good to get it done though. It was always in the back of my mind, I got it done earlier because I was like, I just wanna get it done and stop thinking about it. You had done it when you were 18? No, because my grandmother had colon cancer. So I'm like, all right, I just want to get it. Runs as a family.

Yeah, so I'm just like. Even though she was 90, but yeah. No, she got it when she was not 90. She got it. Older though, right? Older than 44. I think she was 54. Yeah, not old.

Yeah, that's close to the point. So I'm like, I just want to get it. the get the you want to catch it before it's too late Am I right bro dying of that? It's so it's preventable. It's just it's it's horrible to die well the thing the thing too is like a lot of times they tell you to do this because You know, they go in there and then they find something that they never would have found until it was too late Oh, well, yeah, of course. I My wife's, you know, her cousin's father, similar thing, like they found something, he was like sick, he had a stomach,

something, and he just held it off, held it off. It was terminal. That's me, that's how I'm gonna go. We know. I refuse to get my teeth done. You don't drink water? No. Dude, I think about that all the time.

I appreciate it. Yeah, I was working at Mecham, the big car auction in Florida, and she was like, is there anything you need? I'm like Diet Cokes. And then she brought 12 of them. Every day I need 24. I went through 24. See, how old are you now?

Wait, hold on. You drank- 16. What? 24 Diet Cokes in you now? Wait, hold on. You drank. 16. What? 24 Diet Cokes in one day? Yeah, yeah. See, you're teetering on the age where Oh my God.

you think this is okay, that you're gonna pass a point where you're gonna be like, oh no, your body's gonna be like. Oh no, I'm aware it's not ideal. No, no, no. You still, cause you're also, you're in shape, you work out and all that kind of stuff. But like none of that stuff matters, no, you still, because you're also, you're in shape, you work out, and all that kind of stuff. But like none of that stuff matters.

Father time is still, gets to a certain point where your body's gonna be like. I got a good nine years. When I'm 50, the DC's gonna have to chill out. I got nine years of hardcore DC. I don't know. God damn. Nine years of hardcore DC.

When did you start drinking Diet Coke though? When I was a kid. Oh, okay. Yeah, I would drink Diet Coke and Fresca as a kid. I genuinely don't like the taste of Diet Coke. It's weird, yeah. I'm a Coke Zero guy and I only drink it on the airplane. I don't drink that, I don't drink it.

They got a new Dr. Pepper Zero sugar, but it's the vanilla or something like that. Oh, God. You gotta have your ear to the ground if you can drink like this. Vanilla Coke? Your ear to the ground. Your fucking colon's gonna be on the ground. You guys are your ear to the ground if you can drink like this. Vanilla Coke? Your fucking colon's gonna be on the ground. You guys are just bitches about your colon, huh?

Well no, we're good now. So anyway. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, I went to. That colon's like, ooh. Yeah, I know. Is there a ship docking? And I went to dinner last night and I ate.

Where'd you go? It's a place called, this is what it's called. Around us? No, yeah, kind of, well no, in Westlake. It's called Zinc Gay. There's a bunch of them, there's one in Malibu, well I don't know if it's there anymore. Oh, I don't know.

That sounds like you take the zinc off that. What? Just gay. Yeah. Oh, gay. Yeah, I know, I know, I wanna call it zinc, but it's not, it's like zinc gay. I just call it zinc.

So do I, but then you don't. There's it zinc, but it's not it's like zinc gay They're called zinc so do I but then you know there's a zinc in was that Century City? Yeah, it's a gay But yeah, it's zinc. It's just gay anyway I went gay and I went to gay and so I got I ordered it's got it's really got great food and And then I got and then I said what I didn't even say the guy was with was like you what do you get for dessert? And I was like all right. Let's just get a thing. I got, and then I said, I didn't even say what the guy was with, I was like, what'd he get for dessert? And I was like, all right, let's just get a thing. I got a thing, I didn't really think about it, and it was fudge, and I just ate it, and it was pretty good.

It was a thick fudge? Yeah. Was it creamy, like a mousse? Yeah. Did you have some dark coffee with it? Yeah. Man, that's a good time. And it was, but it was.

Listen to this guy. But it was just. I can't eat it cuz my teeth It was just it just it was it made me feel awful. It made me feel Awful, it's all shy and I wrote to him all the sugar. It just was too. It was just you know When like you're like you wrote to him Yeah, and then I put it on the bird bird and flew away down to the no I texted and then but remember You know how like you're eating

and you're good and you're like, I should stop now? Yeah. I didn't do that last night. I go, we're having fun, let's just keep eating. You don't want the party to stop. And dude, as soon as I got in my car, I'm like. Bombs over Baghdad. Uh oh, and then I went to bed.

And then, so after this episode... Game on. Yeah, we get it. That porch. I don't drink soda anymore, like Coke and that kind of stuff. You just said Coke Zero. No, no, no, I'm talking about the I'm playing the ones with the sugar like you know like oh yeah yeah yeah that stuff because sugar soda yeah that's me because it's

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Apply Cement Mobile for details. Hey, can we talk about super autistic Elon Musk just kind of had a brain fart? No, but you You thought about the Nazi Yeah, that's a sign for like my heart for everybody like come out there's Doing it. No, but he the way he did it room. Yeah You know, they're gonna make this a thing. I know, I was watching, I went, oh. Yeah, I just think he's just super autistic. No, he, he, yeah.

And people are like, when a man shows you who he is, listen. No, this is stupid. He didn't mean to do the Nazi salute. And that's it. It's a little too passionate, and he just got cut in the moment. And it's a full blown Hitler salute. But that's very obvious that that's what happened.

But also, is it? Also, you know what he did? He panicked in front of a huge crowd when I'm saying, Whoa. Oh my God. But I do think that he should have come out right away and say something afterwards. He did. He did. He posted cause they're like, you know, does a tribute to hail or whatever. And he goes, Oh God, here we go again. Clearly not what I was trying to do here. Yeah. But say something right then. Like, I mean, I, I, no I was trying to do here. Yeah. But say something right then.

Like, I mean, I, I get to, he didn't say, I do too. I do too. When you're getting all this, and by the way, I don't think he should be like a Dick about it either. No, no. Yeah. Like, yeah. He should be like, that's the list. I can see how you guys do that. Not my intentions at all.

So crazy to caught up in the passionate moment. Yeah. Kamala did it. Y'all didn't say shit. No, but okay. No one cares. Yeah, but also it was. No one cares anything. But it was also different.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Wait, wait, wait. The way he did it was definitely different and more aggressive than those other pictures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know me. You know me.

I'm on that team. And when he did, I went, oh, buddy. Most people didn't even hear that part race actually said my heart goes out to you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean look it's it's it's taking I can't obviously it was a mistake, but I also do better though. Well, yeah, like yeah, so panic He's not a performer was just like oh my god. Here we are No, let me say not tell you I don't know if y'all saw the inauguration, you know, they had to move it inside, right? Now let me tell you, I don't know if y'all saw the inauguration. You know they had to move it inside, right? Because it's freezing.

Yeah, it's freezing. The thing that got me was like, you know, the fact that like literally 8 to 10 feet away from Trump is Biden and Kamala Harris. Like they're sitting, they had to sit, because usually in an inauguration, they were literally sitting right there. And he's, it would be like if some new podcast host was like right here, and it would be like, I'm gonna change this podcast, it's been trash.

It's been a horrible four years, and you didn't just see him in the bathroom. And I was like, damn, that's tough. And he was just back there. And Michael Obama didn't even show up. You might know where is Michelle, I call her Michael. She didn't even show up. Here we go with that.

I know, she wouldn't show up. Here we go with that Michelle. I call her Michael. She didn't show up The funniest is Theo was there and he was leaning back his chair broke and I'm you know Feel very close deal. You can tell he was not happy. Oh really not happy. I was tripping out how Melania was dressed like Zorro I thought she looked dope. I know but it like, she very much was like, her hat was down there. Her face is her best thing. You want to talk about not wanting to be someplace? Her hat was stupid. Like this chick is just like...

She pulled the blinds down on that hat. This chick is like, would this guy die already? Think about our life though. Could this guy die already so I can get this money and move on with my life? Hey, could you look anymore like a spy? Spy versus spy, yeah. Yeah. Did you guys see Baron's entrance?

He's 6'6". Is this where you're gonna show us the big one? Stupid. Yeah. Jesus Christ. You didn't laugh when you saw that? Nah. No, I just go like this, I go, whoa.

It looked crazy. How tall is he, an x66? Nine. He's 6'9", god damn. Hey, pick up a basketball, right? Pick up a fucking basketball. Why? What's the matter? He's richest. If he played basketball, that's a basketball right pick up a fucking bad. Why is too late matter? He's rich if he played basketball. He would that's a waste of heights. It's a waste of everything just be he's so big

Yeah, how about they gave Rogan a shout out? Oh Yeah, yeah missed it. Yeah. Anyway, you know, this is uh, yeah, so okay and then but He's going in from jump though. He like, pardoned all the things. The one guy's son was like, is scared because he's the one that toed on his father. Did you see that thing? This kid like ratted out his father

being like one of the January 6th, you know. And now he's worried. He's like, you know. He pardoned all the J6s. I know, but, right. So then imagine if like I ratted you out from going and now you're just free. Oh I come back like what? Fucker look who's back who rats their father out dude. That's crazy. Yeah, just bad. I see not me

I've been a bad dad. I know Around bro, you know, I see nothing if he's never running went. Okay dad, you don't show up check this out Yeah,. I ain't seen nothing, man. But if he's never around, he went, okay, dad, you wanna show up? Check this out. Beep boop bop, beep boop. I still ain't seen nothing. That just, you know what this, who do you call? When somebody talks like this, I know they had a really great relationship with their dad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what that is. I ain't seen nothing. Who? I don't even know my dad. I'll tell on that bitch in a second.

Nah, nah, you wouldn't, bro. You meet him, you see him, you look like you a little bit, and you be like, nah, he's probably dead. Yeah, I know, but when he was I know but he'd like the guy from from His dad finally come back. Yeah, I'm not that show. I'm not into dude I didn't see you know, I did saw it. I got up to season two. I got up to season two season three Yes, yeah, I didn't watch season three. All right. Well the day comes back. I don't even I don't care, dude

Okay, yeah, but don't tell me you watch it. And then and then and I make a reference and I only watch season two. Who thinks I was lying about anything? I said, I watched it to season two, dude. That's all I ever said. Three seasons. You're making up that I said more. I didn't watch silo. I watched the first season of silo.

And then on the second season silo, I turn the the first episode of the second season and I go nah No Okay, I might go back to it, but I'm just like done. It's done by the way so you can Okay, yeah, yeah Oh, I love sci-fi no no small like it's very sad. What do you call the dystopian? It's about dystopian a sci-fi. It's I. You guys are. Don't, don't, don't you guys. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can lock me in with this guy. I don't want this together. I just do see American.

Was it prime? My buddy made that. Who's your buddy? Pete Berg. Pete Berg. Oh, he's so good. What's that one? He's awesome.

Oh, Netflix. That's nothing funny about it being on Netflix. It's on Netflix. But no, he doesn't know. Oh, okay. It's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty kind of hilarious. It's crazy.

Oh God, what new documentary did I just start watching on Netflix, dude? Man, the Jerry Springer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh bro, did you know someone was murdered on that? Oh my. I was wondering, I'm like, why did he cancel? Didn't you assume?

Then I watched it, I was like, oh my God. Dude, the Jerry Springer thing is like wild, bro. You just go, everything you thought of that thing, it actually was that. When you look back and you're just like, wow, this is crazy. And this is like, why are they doing this? And it's like, it's probably all, and it's like, it was everything you thought it was.

And so they bring a love triangle on, two girls and a guy. And they weren't talking, but they somehow get them back together. Uh-huh. And then few days later. He murdered her Yeah, I assume show went bad. I assume so I assume People murdered at people on that show But yes, but Jerry Springer seems that he seemed like a good dude Yeah, you just get caught up in it, man. You know, you're like.

30 million bucks. He was, at the time, he was, yeah, he was beating Oprah in the ratings and stuff. He was like, and these people were like, let's keep going. How about his poor daughter? I know. And then she wrote a letter sticking up for her dad. But that one guy, and I love the one producer guy.

What? The one producer was like, I'm gonna talk about this one time, and then that's it, you know? He's on the rest of the episode. Hey, no! They spent, I was thinking about it, like he says that, they spent days with him

talking about it. His beard's longer. Dude, uh. Oh, I also like, he was like, well, I went, you know, so there's this dad's, kept orin hookers online online on like Craigslist. And he knew his daughter was one. So he kept on his daughter and she had to do it.

He's like, so we got them together. We put them in locations. They couldn't find each other. He was so, you know, it's the day before the show. I go to talk to the dad, open the door. He answered the towel, the daughter's in bed. And he's like, that's when I knew I've had enough. I don't be part of this.

I became an alcoholic. Then it fades to black. And it's like, you know, he did quit that that day then two years later worked for the next six years You know all right hold on there was a guy this these are people on the Show that went on the show that dad was ordering his daughter. Yep. Oh My god Bro I saw that that reminds me of, I saw one of these, you know how you go down a rabbit hole?

It's so terrible. You know how you go down a rabbit hole of like, you know, the worst child stars, that kind of thing? Well I saw one, it was stripper confessions. And one of the girls said that, you know, when she turned 18 she became a stripper, and her father's friend paid her like $30,000.

Hot. You know? Hot, yeah. I know, but that's just like. She's a vagabond. Yeah, yeah, she's a stripper. Hot, yeah. But imagine that would be like you're paying,

you know what I mean? Well, what? Explain the scenario. No, no, no, what is it like? It's like, wait, so I mean? Well, what? Explain the scenario. No, no, no. What is it like? I'm trying to figure out who's your boy. It'd be like if Eric had a daughter and she was 18 or 19, and then I ordered, you ordered her.

Yeah. That's so funny. So it was like a lot of those stories. That guy obviously hates that guy. Horrible stories. There was another one, like the girl found out that her father was looking at her OnlyFans.

Yeah. People were so fucked up. Yeah, dude. The world's so fucked up. You watched Jerry Seinfeld, or Jerry Spring, and you're like, oh my god. What was the one where I saw it went viral, the woman was on OnlyFans, and she was like,

she found out that her mom's boyfriend was subscribed. Did you see that viral clip? No? Oh. You seen it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did someone take a steaming pilot shit?

Did you fart? It's really bad. It's pipe, right? Yeah. That's why the door's open. I mean, dude, you need a colonoscopy. Dear God, it's bad. You know what we need to do we need to do like an intervention and we just he just wakes up on the table Chris goes, it's all taken. This dude came out, I'm like, oh man,

there ain't no way around this boys. I think COVID restarted. Yeah, yeah. That's a, that's a. Get your I-95 mask out where the fuck is it going? Dude, that's a shorts checker right there, dude. Just go take a dump and come back. I wish that was, you solved it.

It would solve it. No, you would think, but it's not, man. Too much pre-workout I'm sweating now You're so we're talking about though. I just want to talk about the Tesla stock, but Dude with a new year comes a change to reimagine ourselves for the better doing it Yeah, importantly our closets time change your closet man. This is the year to change your freaking Yeah, importantly. Our closets.

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Quince is gonna revive my pants wear. I'm going on and look at pants, dude. What happened to Tesla stock? It went down because he did a Nazi salute. Bro. So I was at Mecham this past weekend working and there's this auction block. This is Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche is 917 Porsche I

might throw up so it pulls up it gets set at 25 million dollars Jerry Seinfeld went nah what you went nah what does it look like can you pull it up what do you mean no oh sprayed some nice. I don't know. It's nice. No, I don't know. Damn. I'm fucked the whole vibe. Yeah. So hold on. What? Jay Sanval. Porsche really go for 25 million sure did. And he said absolutely not. I was like, what do you want? And the guy wanted more 40. I'm like, 40 million. How much he paid for it? He paid like 1.9 like 20 years ago. Oh, he wants more.

Wow. Why would you, he has so much money. Why would it, why would, if you want to keep it, you want to keep it. If you want to sell it, you want to sell it. It has nothing to do with 15 million extra dollars. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I would think, but no, but if it's a principle,

man, I'll be honest, that car. It's like the most important Porsche of all time. I'll be honest, that car sucks. Look at it. That's a fucking dumb looking car. No, it's a Le MansMans race. I know I know what it is. Yeah that that We drove it. It would be good to have for the money by the way And that's why he wants more money because it's not about how it looks. It's about what it represents. Yeah No, obviously obviously obviously

Obviously, but that that that this watch that looks terrible I if I he needs to open up like some sort of like. Museum? Yeah. Open up a museum where you can go to your thing. It's like him and Tim Allen got the same thing. Here's the thing, he has like, he owns all these, like they're mainly Porsche guys, they have everything,

but they own like a whole fucking airplane hangar, him and his boy Spike, and they go in on cars together. Got it. And then one of my guys was like, yeah, he probably just needs a room. I was like, so you get rid of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, really with 25 million You know why because you move though. They're sitting there like Chris Even they know what it represents, but they come in there and they go god that's stupid

What should we get rid of can we get rid of that dumb race car Yeah, you also can't drive it like they were saying for all the promo shot They couldn't get a second gear because they were worried. It was gonna blow the engine. Oh, yeah, so much money. It's like dude Yeah, but Simon would drive down PCH and shit. He's a wild boy. Really? I mean I get it but does he have a billion dollars? Yeah, he's close Wow, 25 million dollars for I just can't believe the the and there's guys been on cars like Some dude next to me this old dude was like I'll take it I'll take it and my head Mike I added up my dude. He spent four million dollars in 12 minutes

Mm-hmm. He's like what are you waiting for something specials? Yeah waiting man. Oh you were oh you're saying he was next to you Yeah, right. Yeah, but that's people that like Different level dude. Yeah, it's like I remember I was watching this like this one of those like real estate shows and then they were showing one where they were like well we actually have to like we can't show you where this is you know and it was like the house is 150 million dollars. Yeah. You know but then like they had some like marble in the house. right, right that Every month you have to do shit with this marble or it gets messed up Yeah, so like so so the house is 150 million dollars and maintenance and upkeep per month

Fuck a lot is like but you know By the way, and of course, you're not even living there, right? That's just one of your one of your crib one of your That's like you guys you know Bugatti's it's like you can look it up Nick. It's like seventy five thousand dollars change the tires in oil. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Bro, I went to change the tires on my Porsche and I go. What the fuck are we doing? I spent four hundred dollars on this Lucid and I was like. Four. Dude, I went to go. I got the Porsche. Nine eleven. Yeah. And I had to. Two tires. I got the Porsche and when I got the Porsche, I had to I went to go, I got the Porsche. You're 911? Yeah. Yeah, they had two tires.

I got the Porsche and when I got the Porsche, I had to change the tires. Like that was like, I was like, I gotta change these tires, they're bald. Bro, I go. Four grand? Oh, I took it in and the guy was like, you wanna have the same tires on the car?

They have to. And I said, well, what are those tires? And he's like, if you did that, it would be eight grand. And I was like, what are the other tires? Yeah. Yeah, but- He's like, they're gonna burn off in about two months. Hold on a second.

I got the other tires. But to me that sounds ridiculous. You pussy. You pussy. No, no, it sounds ridiculous. It's like you have a- It was still a lot. That car's still a lot of money.

It's like if you get a car that's a lot of money, it's like- That's what comes with it. That's what comes with it. No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I understand, yeah. But it's like- No, when I had a Bentley, it's like if you get a car that's a lot of money. It's like that's what comes with it. No, no, no Yeah, yeah. No, I understand. Yeah, I know but it's like no one out of Bentley. I it ran a warranty I took it serviced and it was like $1700 $18 for oil change and I was like complaining the lady shows sweetie people that buy Bentley's aren't worried about the service cost. Yeah

No, I sold it the next day, you know Do you know the funny you say that cuz I was like black lady sweetie? I was wow I was gonna know you're about to get some shit when she says sweet shit with that sweetie I was at the lucid shop and I wanted to get the lucid car thing and it's like $1,200 I was like $200. Can y'all give me like a discount or something? She was like bitch, please Yeah, she looked at me like if you have this car, you're OK. What was it? What was it that you were getting?

I want to get a car charger thing at my place, but for the Lucid. You know what I mean? What, don't you need it? No, I already have a different one. This is my special one. But I want to get it looking good. So a new set of those tires cost $42,000, and you replace them every 18 months.

What is this? The Bugatti Veyron. That's just crazy, bro. That is crazy And probably I I I if you drive it all the time But that's the kind of talk about it. You talk about it all talk about an ugly car, bro You say ugly. I don't like someone in person you say that. Yeah, that's really yeah, you don't like it You're gaming not for me, bro. That thing's fucking crazy. That's the older one, by the way

I just their new ones are that the original batmobile. I don't like the front with the yeah Hey, you're a gay man. It's not for me, bro. That thing's fucking crazy. And that's the older one, by the way. I just don't know. Is that the original Batmobile? I don't like the front with the... Yeah, I don't like the front either. You boys are crazy. I get it, I get it. It's cool, I get it, it's a cool car.

You know why I'm not into them? A lot of stuff. Well, I appreciate them. I'm not into them. I will never have one, so I don't give a fuck. Right, right. Okay, it's like going to Mars. I'm not going. I don't give a fuck. Right, right. Okay. It's like going to Mars. I'm not going.

I don't give a fuck. Well, we might be. No, we're not. We'll be dead by the time we get there. If you got so much. I don't know. If you were given so much money, you won like a billion dollars in the lottery.

That's not something that would be on my list. Nah, Bugatti no. It would be on my list. Right, well that's what I'm saying. You're a bar guy. Yeah. What do you think? Well, who knows what business happens.

You might kick into some high gear business. Man. You might. Yeah, you got to be too friendly to me today. What do you think? Well, who knows what business happens? You might kick into some high gear business. You might. Yeah, you got to be too friendly to me today. What's going on? Am I dying? You look great. Am I dying? Yeah, but how much money, if it's like 100,000 a year

maintenance of a kid. How much money do you have to make? Because you're talking about in 10 years, you've spent a million dollars on this car. And they don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's awful. That sounds ridiculous. Me and my brother were talking about that Mech thing when that this, you know old dude bid 25 million dollars

I went what the fuck does his house look like if 25 million cash? There's no financing 25 million cash and he lose like he's in a condo and recita. It is weird though But I was just like I wonder what the foot the fucking well, you're so bored because you have nothing to spend your money I put money like I'm not even surprised at when what's his name? The Microsoft guy bought the Clippers, you know, because it's like if you have 40 billion dollars There's literally first of all nothing's for sale. That's 40 billion dollars So you can't even like really like what's for sale for a billion dollars But you can't just go like with your black card and be like, you know what?

Bomb Steve bomber, you can be like, Hey, I want to get this. So when it gives them something to do, you're like, ah, yes. Give me that. Oh, countries on the market. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause what else? All the billionaires all buy the same. Yeah. Houses, cars, jets, yachts, there's no car, but there's only how many, even a house, even a house.. There's no car. But there's only how many? Even a house. Even a house. What's the most expensive house?

Even like, what's his name, Bill Gates? He bought that property because he was like, I want to ride my horse on my own property for miles. Sure. OK. OK. But what's that? Right, I know.

You know what I mean? That's not a billion dollars. That's not a billion. But also after he does it he's like alright what now? Now what? Alright I'm riding horses. Even his house at the time I remember seeing that thing it was like his house is like a hundred fifty million dollars and even at that price you know you walk into a room and it's like hello Chris you know whatever you know the art changes and you go that ain't a billion dollars.

Right right I know. You know what I mean? Also after week four he's like alright. Yeah so it's like I get these guys why they're Jay-z sick of fucking Beyonce That's why they but that's why they go into shit like where they you know they're hunting human beings and right Make billions of dollars I buy people so I See what they do he bought the clippers you basically own the P right no But I buy them and I like there we are all together and nobody tells me what to do and I fucking do whatever I want I feel like you don't need a billion for that and no and somebody says hey will you do this and I go no

No, I won't fucking do it Look at that that house is two hundred ninety five million dollars, and it don't to me it don't look to in a night I thought it does not know That's ten percent of the house, the 90% of it is underground or some shit. Yeah, it's gotta be something. That's some bigger houses than that. It has to be location.

Or it'd be like, you know. Well, it's definitely location, but also. It's kind of like you buy like an original slave ship or something, you know? It's like that Porsche. Yeah. With the bones. You want something nobody has.

It's like, what do you do? Yeah, you know what I mean? Well, that's a penthouse for 200 million. For billionaires. Okay. Yeah, what do you... Okay. You see, now this is crazy to me. You live in a penthouse, that means you have neighbors. Well, yeah, I mean... They have a whole floor though. They do, yeah. But it's... You got the broom there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quiet up there with your... I hear your harem up there, quiet. Oh, that's incredible, that's incredible. I don't know, what I'm saying is these guys,

like what I'm saying is the guy that spent the 40 million, he got a house like that, and it's probably his third house. Yeah. It's just strange to be around that. Yeah, I wouldn't even know. I did a, I just kept staring at him. But why don't you just go like, yo bro, let me have a few million dollars.

I know. You catch him on a good day, he'd be like, I'll give you 200 grand. Then you got like, hey, here's a lot of money. But no, this is what I would do. Not after you get it. You have a friend that has 40 billion dollars, I would say this, hey, let me hold a billion.

It's fucked. For a year. It's fucked. And then I'm set for life. No, no, no, I'm just, I'm gonna put this for a year. It's fucked. And then I'm set for life. No, no, no, I'm just, I'm gonna put this billion in my Bank of America checking account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For, you know, a second to go.

Can I just have 4% interest for a year? Seriously. I'm set bud. It's so shitty dude. Then you keep it. I know man. I'll give it right back. Yeah, I'll give it right back.

I'll give it right back, 12 months, I'll give it right back. Yeah dude, it's crazy. You gotta give it right back. 12 months, I'll give it right back. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. You gotta give your friends money, bro. It sucks. That sucks if you have tens of millions. You ever, when you're looking at houses and you see one out of your budget, you're like, let me look at that.

You're like, oh, fuck. Then the rest of the ones you're looking at look like shit. Yeah, dude. You just help the people that you love, dude. Fuck that. I know. I have to homework hard. No, but it sucks when people don't do that, dude. Yeah He's probably helping them. But yeah. Yeah, yeah, maybe they are they still feel bad when they come over to his crib

So it's like win-win. This is the most expensive house in the United States. You just kind of go like too big How many how many kids do you have? My place I feel like oh god, this was too big I gotta have another kid cuz then you gotta watch them. Yeah, but also you like all we got some pools I'm like, there's no way a good parents gonna buy this at some point It's basically a fucking double dare. You know, it's squid games for the kids at some point It's like two it's it becomes a lot not come like it's not you know, it is it's not home Yeah, you have this many friends. No, no, I don't no god

No, not even in 2019 I feel like I feel like this is for a party, I guess This is a for a party You did and then now I did and I thought I did No, they were bitches This crazy fuck them but you but you know but here's the views I feel like are worth it the what the view if you have like a views great yeah yeah yeah user like that's one one one great over that if

you're there for all six months like I don't know there's the ocean Harlan the best yeah and he was like was like, don't post any pictures. Don't post any pictures. Why? He lives. It's crazy views. It's the crazy view of the city. But so what?

It's beautiful. It's great, but why don't post, why would you? I don't know. Maybe you don't want to. Maybe he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to. Well you know in this day and age, if you have a picture of anything, you go into the AI, where is this,

and where were they standing when they took this picture, and you can figure out where everything is now. So I think it's like, you don't wanna do that. No, but I think that when you're like, I think that part of when you're that rich, okay, part of the game is like when you're going after a woman, the chase is just as important as the thing. So I feel like when you're like,

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Is there anything you would add to your house that you don't have that you would add if you had it? All I want in a house is a giant backyard. I don't care if my house is tiny, I just want a giant backyard You know, I wasn't big on a bit. We're so indoorsy people like I just got my yard and stuff done and we have a nice Modest yard. I like it like that There's other houses in our community that I could we could have got they had this big huge yard

Then I was looking at like we don't even go outside like this Yeah, but wait till your kiddos about six seven starts playing sports big enough. Yeah, it's big enough. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's firm. I don't feel good. It literally turned to air wine. That's how it's like, you know what I mean? It's fermenting in the air. It's crazy. Jin's overreacting over there. In middle school, we had to do like a geometry project where we built our dream home and it had to be to scale and One thing I wanted that still is like in my bucket list. I want a pool With a glass floor that like you can move

So you can have a dance party? And you can see you can see the pool. Oh some X-men shit. I like it Oh, you know what? It's a basketball court, floor so the glass or it comes so people you like bounce basketball That's my you ate Nick no, but I want it you want the pool under the basketball court Yeah, then just fucking say that yeah Court and then so here's the deal I want I don't know what you're saying The floor moves first of all you are way too angry because it is far So you need to tone it. Why's the why's the for move? You wanted to get the pool and then when he's on the

Play basketball. I have one. I have one. I want it on the last court I wanted a big wall a big glass wall that there was also a fish tank So maybe the fish tanks about this wide. What's mean to this fucking? dude Fuck you guys the other side of the wall is the pool. Yeah My pool to the side of it. Yeah, and in the pool you can see the books in the living room And then there's the pool so people you know thing out. Yeah, our ass vibing off Eric I'd have a giant aquarium in my living room like then there's the pool so people yell our ass vibing off Eric I'd have a giant aquarium in my living room like the whole wall you fucking water

Dude zero water Thanks, okay, let's say you have unlimited amount of money you can afford a 200 million dollar house my pool I would have a pool with glass in the pool You'd be because I'd have a he's gonna Cause I'd have a great white shark that would. Impossible. This is Eric. This is Eric. This is dead.

Nice house. Half eaten by a great white shark. No, but it would be like, you know, you can swim, but the shark's in its own container. Can you swim well? I know, you dork. I used to be on a swim team. Oh.

In my young years. I would. I didn't wanna shave, that's why I quit. I would not have, yeah. Your knuckles slowed in my young years, I, uh, I didn't want to shave. That's why I quit. I would not have a, yeah. Your knuckles slowed you down. Yeah, dude. I would not, I would not have a pool. Infinity pools are cool. Infinity pools are cool. But like, come on with the fucking, you know, this guy acts like he doesn't have dumb thoughts. That's your, your whole,

that's your whole thing is dumb thoughts. That's true. So tell us what your thing would be. You have like, That's your whole, your whole thing is dumb thoughts. That's true. So tell us what your thing would be. You have, like what's your thing, your want? Oh yeah. Huh? What is it? No music ever in my house, zero.

Zero, zero. There'd be no speakers. Zero. You go in there, it's like fucking Greenblatt. You're just like, why is it weird? Oh yeah, no music, period. Parties. It's like a library. But there's parties and only parties in the rooms

that I want the parties in and there are different rooms so you know different thing no no this is a party room for tonight and this is not next to it so next to that that is a party room so don't touch it no yeah and I get to go in and out of the party as I please and I go to the room that isn't in a part isn't doesn't get in a party room if I want and I'm chilling for as long as I want to chill do it and then I want to go back to the party go back to the party fuck yeah bro we can't have aquariums you're a no aquariums dude here's another thing I would want I'd want a

bat cave so like you pull up to your house and whatever car yeah, and it could you could I want one of those the thing with you know the Lazy Susan neighbor had one of those but I want the car you your car is so dope over the cars Yeah, I don't know that's so don't just I just sit in it on it right in it. Yeah I had a neighbor that had his garage dead Bro, I had a neighbor that had one of those gar Just like me, I pull up, he's in the garage, it is car. I had a neighbor that had one of those garages that it was underground, huge garage,

and it would spin and pop whatever he could select. The car would pop up. And I couldn't understand, because his house was smaller than mine, but he had a different car every day. I'm like, where the fuck is he parking these things? So I went and talked to him, he's like, let me show you.

I was like, oh shit. No, I want a car, you know what, I want a Caravana. All the class. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just above ground just all above ground just bacon. Yeah, you just go like it's connected my watch I go bring me the Nissan and it's just still shitty cars still shitty cars in it regular cars. Yeah, yeah 94 Volvo 2006

Integra. Oh, the Integra was dope. It was dope, but not dope enough to be in the fucking thing. Don't even. The Integra was dope. Look at this. Look at what Nick did. That's it right there. That's basically Drake's house.

That's my home. That's Drake's house. That's so, I'll tell you what. And it's indoors? Yeah. So I'll tell you what. That is awesome. However, if you do, the maintenance of it if you do

Look how many lights if you do the that if you do a basketball court in that for that view That's crazy because you should use it for other stuff. No, no you if you have the view up top You guys are being honestly your wives would be like, Oh, sorry, buddy. Oh, was that your fart? Yeah. I ran over his foot on accent, but also it's a paw, but yeah. Did I get some of that? Yeah.

No, I think it's good. Um, what, what? No, no, I see here. No, but yeah, but what did you go put in that room? But also one of your dumb party rooms, but hey, is basketball life thing, a chill-ass But that's you're gonna sleep above the basketball car. Are you Michael Jordan basketball? Getting shots up in it. No, no, no, that's soundproof. So basketball right Nick

It would suck to have that basketball thing there. What that would be sound basketball is not life. Your basketball is not your life No, not anymore Like this shit dude, how like Rick Ross. Let me just tell you this right now This looks like a waste of money, but let me tell you something right now Rick Ross looks Miserable This all sucks no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no He's got a sword in his living room. He's just like, this is sword. This suck, that life sucks dude. I don't know if that's a million dollar tank either man. I know my tanks. This is a saltwater tank but that ain't shit.

No, no, but this is my thing though. When you do this kind of stuff, you don't have the kind of money you wish you did. Okay, fair enough. Look at this fucking, look at this. Look how shitty that is. Remember the MC Hammer house. It's expensive No, yeah MC Hammer. But like what look at it. I got marble. What are you doing, bro? What is this? I? Don't know this sucks. Why is he showing? Oh cool. What cool book? Yeah

No, but it's like dude. What is you know? Oh, that's a cool room Is that a real green dog? Cuz I would do that kind of shit. Yeah Like does he have Just lonely as fuck Just fat this whole thing sucks. Oh my god, dude That sucks. This sucks, dude Hey, man, you're there. All right, man. Yo, let's go.

Let's go eat. You know what I mean? You said we're gonna eat. Let's go to the movie. And they still go to Chick-fil-A. All these houses don't... They go to Buffalo Wild Wings. He owns like seven of them. Or he owns Wing Stops. He owns a shit ton of Wing Stops. That's how you do it. That's where all his money comes from. He invented lemon pepper wings. What's up with... What I want to know is... That's questionable. It it. That's where all his money comes from. He invented lemon pepper winks. What's up with, what I wanna know is. That's questionable. I know, it was crazy fact. What I wanna know is, does he share this house with somebody?

Or, you know. Does he have kids? Well, he's gotta have kids, right? He's old. He probably does. Yeah. They probably don't live with him, though. No.

That's what I'm saying, like he's older, and he probably had kids a long time ago, because he's a rapper. Probably a few baby models. He had kids when kids a long time ago because he's a rapper probably a few baby Moms he had kids when he was fucking 16 because he's a rapper Um hate the racial profile there. No, it's not even race. It's a white rapper You know, it's like you live the life. This is what you're you might be happy

The thing is that this is what you're told that you're supposed to do Yeah, you get a little you get wealthy. Don't you grow up at some point? Don't you grow up at some point? 109 rooms, what are you gonna do? 109 rooms? What are you gonna do? 54,000 square? Dying hall accommodate 100 guests.

I love the fact you have 21 bathrooms. So that means that all of us could shit at his house at the same time. Yeah. At the same time. So if you're thinking about, so 109 rooms, how many rooms do you have in your house? I don't even, let's see.

Five? No. Five? 109 rooms, dude. That's stupid. No, the whole thing's stupid. I feel like I have too many rooms. Can you imagine having?

Well that's the thing, it's like, and if he's alone? Imagine having 100 more? Maybe I'm missing something. If I had that much money, maybe you get You want it I wouldn't know I would I don't know I don't know I'm sure I would die I want like acres That's the yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, I just run Just naked and then someone's like what just a shirt on like mine just a shirt on And you know you own this to I yeah, yeah, I? Just a shirt on. Yeah. And then you go, you own this too?

I go, yeah, yeah, that's my grass. I don't know, you go, I don't know, maybe, I think so. That's my grass, don't touch my grass. Let's take a little break, dude. Have you fellers played pick six from DraftKings? What are you waiting for? You better get on it. The playoffs are here.

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see dkng.co slash audio. What's this Nicholas? I'm curious what you guys think. There's something lost in translation here, but I'm curious what you guys think Yuri met here. Hey, before I let you go, I gotta know, how do you celebrate a win? what you guys think they are here. And today I will bring them to my hotel and they will see something.

That's so dope dude. I love this guy. That's so funny. He would love this guy. Yeah. Here is great. Yeah. That's so dope dude. I love this guy. That's so funny. You would love this guy. Yeah, that's the only thing better. Hey man. That's great. The only thing better would be that if he actually was gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But hey, if you don't know that much English, don't do an interview in English. Because also...

Not today. Wait, I will do an interview and I learn. Also, there's no mention of chicks at all. He's like two guys from the village and we're going back to my room and we're gonna get crazy. That's hilarious. Kevin and I were talking to Sal, I think it's actually the straightest thing ever.

I think he is just gonna have like 10 women. Yes, I agree. Crazy guys from the village. And you don't wanna say it, he was like, and we're gonna get crazy. Yeah, he's just saying I'm gonna show these guys back from my village how fucking awesome everything is. How awesome America is, especially when you're in a flight.

And it sounds like what he said, but it sounds like what he says is, I'm gonna take these guys and fuck them. Yeah. It's gonna be crazy. But that's not what he meant. Yeah. And by the way, forcefully. Yeah, yeah.

It's like the Nazi salute. He didn't mean it, but that's how it sounded. Yeah. He's gonna take them, and they're gonna be like, whatfully. Yeah, yeah. It's like the Nazi salute. He didn't mean it, but that's how it sounded. Yeah. He's going to take him, and they're going to be like, what's going on here?

And he's going to put his belt on and nothing else. I got two guys from my village and go back to my room. What if he was, honestly, what if he was trying to come out of the closet and everyone is just like eyes foreign and shit And like he just keeps doing interviews like no. I am gay You don't get it man you fuck chicks no no Say I meant to say how you say in a minute inside of man coming inside of man How you say in a minute? Inside of man coming inside of man

You mean you mean He's crazy man use some English lesson I want to know what's gonna happen with this Tesla stock, dude. I'm interested interesting to me No, I don't know I don't about that But it's it's interesting to me that somebody can pull a move like that and then the stock just crashes. Well, that's real That's real power. You know, it's crazy. I mean, it's like, you know, they the the Democrats often raise more money, you know, they raise more money, but For more people the other side side. They just need like six dudes. They have four. They have four. They just need like six dudes and they're all there. But the left has that George Soros. They do have

a few guys. They have some big whales. They have some big whales but like you know. Yeah the right has like four Jagillionaires. Yeah Jagillionaires. It's crazy. I think like I say stocks go up and down but I wonder how Wes' name feels about, cause I don't know if you saw it, cause Trump was going in on the different things, man. You know, it was like, no more electric car mandates. Does that hurt the electric car business? Right, right, right, right.

You know, does it like, I don't know if it hurts the electric car business so much as like- It's already crashing. Yeah, but the thing is, if it's so willy-nilly like that, then you don't know what's gonna happen. Cause in four years, In another four, yeah. And is like, you know, if it's so willy nilly like that, then you don't know what's going to happen because you're in, you know, in four years. Yeah.

And then somebody comes in, I'm going to sign a thousand. It'll be JD Vance. He's going to run with it. Look at this. But how about the Biden in his last minutes is like, ah, party immunity for all my family. I don't give a fuck. But by the way, how many people you pardoned though, compared to the other presidents? I understand.

But didn't but didn't but a fuck. But by the way. There were so many people he pardoned though, compared to the other presidents. I understand. Wouldn't you do that too though? But didn't, but didn't, but has not, and I don't know this, but hasn't Trump pardoned his family too? From stuff? Not his family. No? They haven't done anything illegal.

Oh. No, no, but this is like preemptive pardoning and I think he did do that. I thought Trump did it too a while ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He floated the idea as he was coming into office and then Dem, a lot of people are bringing that up because Dems are so critical, but he didn't do it

and Biden did do it, preemptive pardons. Well, this drop right here from fourth to the 11th is when he smoked weed on Rogan and it dropped $15. So he's done it before. And they almost removed him as CEO at that time. Yep, yep. So many people are upset. What? Do you know that I heard- 2020 was crazy.

You know, I heard a thing that he actually- That's insane. That he actually like, I don't know if he invented or did anything in terms of like technologically for Tesla. I don't know. Other than he's the money guy. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I don't know. I don't know, I don't know anything about it. I don't know, yeah. It's like the Zuckery thing. He stole it. Something like, I was like, did he invent anything? Well, didn't do it. This guy's a fantastic business guy, right? He invented PayPal, right?

That was his, that's how he made money. He came up with PayPal. You ever heard of it? Yeah. Yep. That's how he has billions. Well, he took his, but then what I, I love the story about him,

cause it's like, He's African American. No, I'm saying he took his PayPal money, and he was like, let me invest this in these other three companies that turned into what, you know. Did you see Dave Portnoy, how he made the money on the Trump coin thing,

the Trumps, and then he, and now he's betting on the bills. He bet half a million, he put half a million dollars into that new Trump meme coin, and then made a million dollars overnight, and then took the 1.5 million, and he's betting on the bills to win the Super Bowl. I hope he's right, but do you?

I don't think so. Isn't that wild? He's like, it's the most American thing ever, which it is. Wow, who you got? Four teams left. I can't stay in the cheese. I'm rooting for the bills I Like bills where's the commander made a quick Millie? I'd be crazy probably put on the bills tonight, but then I would want the commanders to win because he'd be the first rookie Yeah, that'd be dope But I have $40 to win 2,000 on the commanders to win the Super Bowl. But it's going to be Eagles Chiefs. What?

Rematch. Are they bad? Yeah. Switch from the reds. They were the longest shot. They have the most penalty yards ever. $40 to win $2,000. Why?

You know. There were 14 teams when I bet it. Yeah, no, no, I get it. Right there. What if they won? And have the Chiefs a little bit. I've got room for Nick to win this won? So I got half the teams. I'm going for the better.

So that's what you can win? Yeah, I can win $2,000 and lose this $150 or I win this $47,000 and lose that $40,000. You got money on Izzy, Rosenstrup too? I have a lot of money on MVP versus my doppelganger,

Shera Putin. Yeah, I just think it's a striking battle. a lot of money on MVP versus my doppelganger, Sheraputin. You think Michael Gunn and Page beats him? Yeah, I just think in a striking battle, like. He's more technical. Mike, he's- I bet on, I went on Kalshi and I went, I bet on that they wouldn't ban TikTok. I put a thousand dollars on it.

Did you lose? Yeah, I lost, yeah. That's so bullshit. Well, they did ban it. I know, but- I guess technically it was a temporary ban. That's so stupid. Why would you do that? You don't even bet on anything.

I tell you what. And you bet that? I haven't bet on anything in 20 years. Yeah. Because I was like, they're not going to ban it. But I didn't think about they'll ban it for a little bit and then come back. So I lost $1,000 but I was like, there's no way they're going to ban it. And the payout was $8,000. I was like, I'm just going're gonna ban it and the payout was eight thousand dollars

I was like, I'm just gonna fucking make this money, but then I lost it What are other things you see on there? Well, she is cool. Um, I What leave the know until you sponsor us? Uh, no, they're good, but it's uh, It's uh, it's good. It's like you just go and you can bet on shit Like I'm gonna ban tick-tock are ban, are they, you know, is, is Joe Rogan going to be at the inauguration? I can make so much money. I know, I know. I know. I was like, is that illegal? I was like,

what if I just text him? Are you going to the inauguration? Are you sure, bro? I'm putting 40 G's on this. Now you have to go. Yeah. And you bet money on it? I mean, yeah, it's just, it's weird. It's like you're buying, the way they explain it is like you're buying stock in yes or buying stock in no. It's not like.

Will Trump impose tariffs on the, wow. Yeah, all this shit. On China? A lot of it is political, but you can also do, yeah. Like this. I would, I mean, who knows? I would, I don't know. Birds of a feather.

I wanna get in some local elections. But have you heard about this, Nick?, who knows, I wouldn't, I don't know. Birds of a feather. I wanna get in some local elections. But have you heard about this, Nick? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think Theo was talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I've never heard of it. This seems fantastic. This also seems like you can like manipulate this.

I also did, I also did bet. At you guys' level, yeah. I actually, yeah, I actually also did bet on Trump winning. I knew he was gonna win, so I bet, just to see if it worked because they sponsored my podcast, so I was like, oh, I put $100 on, I won like 50 bucks or something. So now I'm gonna take that.

Oh, so it wasn't even a good bet. Well, no, it was like. He was the favorite. He was the favorite to win. Yeah, he was the favorite to win. But anyway, I'm gonna take that $50, I'm gonna go to Covina, and I'm gonna be there tonight at the Lab Factory. And buy some pizza.

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