The Golden Hour - Shingle Bells | The Golden Hour #164 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 26, 2025

The guys celebrate Christmas and talk their kids playing Elf on a Shelf, the powerful influence of Big Garmin, stories of snitching at school, Brendan's secret reign as the Piss Bandit, trying to fix things without asking for people's help, debating TV sizes, dealing with hot babysitters and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code GOLDEN. New DraftKings customers can play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 credits with code GOLDEN. Ride the upside. In partnership with DraftKings Pick6.Hims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://hims.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. It's the Cold Now Merry Christmas Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Ding ding dingley too Oh the fucking

This is a We have to keep this in We're keeping it in there Just to know that Oh my God The fucking shit you guys Is Casey an elf? The evil shit is not trash

Wow He's a Christmas tree Oh no he's just wearing his normal clothes No, he's a Christmas tree. Put up the, put up the thing. Nah, you an elf. Oh, cool. Oh, you elf, Doug.

Brendan doesn't back down no matter what. You're a fucking elf, okay? You got branches, you're an elf. I think it's dumb. I think elves should be, look like Brendan. They're doing all that work to get these toys together. Why would you want some... Lipped in all the toys?

Yeah, why would you want some little motherfucker doing that? You want... Yeah. You need to put stuff up on shelves. Yeah. So you're telling me that everything it is... Santa's workshop is just three feet off the ground. That don't even make sense.

You boys doing Elf on the shelf? Well, they're coming to our house every night. Hey, man. Right, we're not trying to ruin Christmas for people out there. Hello. For parents out there. Do you guys tell them, do you get them gifts? My kid's not too yet.

Like mom and dad, and then you tell them it's just Santa? Because I don't play that shit. I go, you know how hard your dad works? Dad about that. Yeah. That's, you're raising monsters.

Criminals. Yeah. Tiger and Boson's just being class like this. Santa ain't real. Don't be a bitch in here. No, yeah,

we do Santa and the elves show up too sometimes. The elves on the shelves. They show up at our house. That shit works though because T, he's having a hard time

listening. And then then he'll be like dad the elf's didn't move i'm like read the note dude he said you're not listening i like how his elves discipline his kids well we would have come and helped you but we heard you don't listen that's a great laugh we would come but your dad told us you went one for three the other that's even worse imagine that's a great clip yeah one for two just bleed it out so nobody knows what I actually said.

They know. I know. And that's okay. But anyway, dude, shingles all the way. You still got the shingles, huh? You still got shingles? Shingle all the way. And that must be your shingle shirt that you only wear. It hides the shingles. But I will say, chrystalia.com, spend New Year's Eve with me. in San Antonio. And then my new tour, go for it, is out live now. So many cities go to Chris Leo.com. Check it out. Just go check it. I could say I'll be in Milwaukee. I could say I'll be in Tacoma. I could say I'd be in Cincinnati, Columbus, St. Louis. Could say I'm going to be in Little Rock. Could say I'm going to be in Sacramento. Could say I'm going to be San Diego.

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Did you guys ask Santa for anything this year? You guys been good boys? Do you ask Santa for anything? I just want silence. This is how I ask Santa. I go, Eric, what do you want to get yourself? I go like this. I bought, I don't, I don't, oh, no, yes, I did ask for something.

Yeah. What did you ask for? I asked for one of those watches, those Garmin watches. You know those? Yeah, they keep track of your miles and shit. Yeah, I keep track of my shingles and sleep. You're not going to use that, right? Let's waste some money, right?

No, no, no. I will use that. Yes, I will use that. Yes. For what? If you get lost? I get lost so much. It's crazy.

Yeah, but you don't run outside. No, I go like this. I want to track my, first of all, I want to, track my workouts i want to track my sleep and i want to track my uh kisi what else is it track calories there you go there you go wait it does no oh fuck well i'm the calories you burn yeah yeah exactly i'm gonna track i'm gonna burn a calories i'm gonna try it and my sleep would be great and then uh there's something else too i forget what it is but it's great okay here's my whole thing with people that track their sleep here we go you still got to get up and go to work yeah true i know

right yes that's a very good point oh no oh no it says i didn't get my r em Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Get to work. That's a very good point, and it's also funny, and you're right. But, but if you have a sleeping problem and you realize, oh, I only got 17 minutes in deep sleep last night or whatever, you go, how do I fix it? And then you call my doctor. He turns off Netflix. He goes, what do you think? No, but yeah.

That's my thing. People are like, oh, it says I only got six hours, only two R.m. sleep. Cool. Cool, man. That's you. Yeah. What are you going to do? I know, right, yeah. But then you could be like, oh, maybe I ate before bed and I stayed up. When he drinks, it's significantly lower. Is it actually?

Your watch tells you. Oh, yeah. If I have, you know, a bottle of wine, my sleep score won't be above 30. Are you serious? If I'm, you know, if I'm, you know. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Hey, you know what? I'm not a baby.

So I knew that. No, no, no, no. No, I'm saying, I'm not a infant and I know. But what's so aggressive? But I'm not a fucking dope. Listen to me, you big elf. Okay. Yeah.

What I'm saying is, it's impressive that the watch picks that up. Not, I know that. But it's very impressive that the watch knows what's up. Yeah, I don't. It's disappointing how many people need them. Need what? A watch to tell you. Well, you don't need them.

It's a luxury. Yeah. But what do you, my whole thing, what are you going to do with it, Chris? I'm going to go to parties. So let's say it says you get bad sleep. Are you going to miss the podcast? No. No, bitch.

No, I'm going to know I got bad sleep. I'm going to be like, tonight I got to try. try and get better sleep, and then I'm going to go fucking to the gym, and I'm not going to stop until it's a certain calorie. No, no, some of those things will say, you're sure today, take the day off. Did you know that? I like that. Oh, today's not optimal to work out.

Let the muscle build. You know what I do? I get to work. So, I probably will too, but you're the Grinch today, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just hate those whoops and all that shit. I think it's so gay. Just checking in, do you have shingles?

Yes. Yeah. I knew you'd get that. Yeah. I'd love to get my REM sleep. I'm going to sleep. I'm like, losing my religion.

So fucking dumb. We are done with the Golden Hour podcast. It's over now. That's what I get. Pat me in the corner. Yeah. You couldn't help yourself. Nah,

they rip, but I will say, I do want to get that. And I think my sleep is good. I can't wait to see it. So I hope Santa brings it to me. I think my sleep is good. Hopefully Santa does.

You've been a bad boy, though. But hopefully it brings it. If it says your sleep's bad and you think it's good, as long as you think it's good, Chris, keep on, keep it on, baby. No, I know. You're right. You're right. You're right.

I get it. I get it in your head if it says, ah, I didn't sleep great. And then you're at the gym like, ah, man, I probably shouldn't work as hard. It told me to take it easy today. Shut up, Wodge. Oh, do you think Big Garmin is fucking trying to fuck us into being. Big Garmin? Being fat pieces of shit.

You got big pharma. You got Big Garmin. Eat more. I don't think he calls it Big Garmin. Yeah. Eat more. Go to fucking Chick-fil-A. They got to deal with them.

Dude, I, uh... It's a Zionist agenda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little far they'll go with it. I think... The Jews. I want to... You know what?

Is that like a watch? I never... That's part of Garmin. You didn't get sleep. It's the Jews. Like, wait, what? A man A man

Your watch just says The juice You're like Ah What am I going to do? What is this? Don't deadlift today. Juice.

What does it even mean? I got to go on the app. Oh my God, stupid. Candice Owens breaks in your watch. You're just like, get out of there. Yeah. I, uh, anyway, that's what I, whatever, bro. But, you know, I, I, hey, guess what, though?

Oh, so have you been benching? You know, you put your stuff up and you bench 225, 157 times? Yeah. So have you been doing that? I saw your deadlift video the other day. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's very strong, dude. It's pretty fucking crazy. Okay?

Like, it's just dumb. It's pretty wild. Every video is like, is that a Volkswagen? Why is he? Just for, you know what I mean? Just for no reason. He's just, brr, in the back of the Volkswagen. Oh.

it's pretty wild the one I posted it with Aaron Donald so uh me my yeah so my wife's like man have you she's wearing bed and she's like have you seen how strong he is and I go what

she goes because we used to go to school with his kids so I'd always see him and I coached against him Tiger dominate his son anyways so he goes uh joanna goes look how strong he is I went yeah it's not bad she goes I mean he's

this is crazy I go oh you know I can yeah do that right right right right she's like really I'm like oh what but challenge yeah but what she was looking at it she was put the garment away because tell me I can't do it because of the Jews I'm gonna do it tomorrow so yeah but she wants you to look like this no no that's tough that's tough he's jacked black and juicy

like so holding 130 so so what what's the whole challenge was just holding it seeing how long uh he held it for 45 seconds I held it for a minute. Of course you did. It doesn't mean I'm strong. Right. I know. I understand.

Yeah. He benched the 130s for 10. I did 15. Nobody cares. He's one of the greatest NFL players of all time. I had a cappuccino with the Buffalo Bills. He won. Dude,

that's great. That's great. That's great. Good. Good. Good. Okay. So there you are.

It wasn't even a cappuccino. It was just like a hot coffee. I, listen, I don't warm up. I went into the gym. I grabbed 130s. and turn the fucking camera. No, no, you're always warmed up, bro. You got, no, he's got old man strength, too.

No, but he's also like he's always just warmed up. I bet you like he doesn't even like talking to sleep. He works out in his sleep. You know what I mean? Sets of sleep. I'm trying to, I'm trying to show you that that you want to be strong at, because if shit pops off on the streets, yeah, I get it.

You don't get me able to stretch and warm up. No, no, I get it. But I know, no, I know that. Nobody's saying, warm up. nobody's arguing against you yeah he's on more today this guy's just arguing nobody's like nobody's like no 50 pushups now you're acting like we're acting like we're being like no brandon dude it's the jews in my ear i'm so sorry no no no you can't blame them listen blame them for everything uh so my so okay so i um benched the other day

to 60 uh something like that i got to about what the weights were on but uh and i don't like you had it you didn't know right away it was it was two it was two plates and then two tight and then two 20 and then two 10 so 245 to 245 yes 245 no i know and i did that twice just the new the next video right now is brennan literally running to the gym and putting 275 on the thing eating it you know yeah but two donuts in his head you got me ready for these streets and he gets there so but let's get this let's get this He's got two Priuses on a, on a bar. Let's get this dialed in, though, because that's...

So you did, you did $2.45? Yes. I might have gone higher than that. But anyway, $2.45, we'll say. That's good. That's very good for a 45-year-old man. Most people can't do that. Of course, right.

So, so what the fuck, dude? You're just going to be doing... Yeah. But because he's over 40. and just I don't understand the strength I guess is what I'm saying Well someday you're going to be some place

And then you know You're going to be in a warehouse And people are going to be like Oh my God we need some help And on the side of the box It's going to say 245 And you're going to be like I can fucking do it

Like it's a video game Yeah And you can do it But I squat To you know 60 So you know It's like

I just Hey hey hey hey Hey bro get these numbers right Before you tell stories I know I'm trying to think of what I right yeah it's a little suspicious you're right you're right it's just it's just in my jeans since i was a kid man i just always been strong

and then tigers the exact same tigers so strong really his hands are like baby polar bears he's big mitts and when he wrestles the coach goes this is last night mind you i'm in at his wrestling practice and he goes all right you can start with a baseball grip so it's two hands on their arm and he goes you gotta yank it off and then shoot the single leg and so tiger starts like this and the kids older until he's like 12 he can't get out of me goes he's so damn strong i was just smiling like

that's right that's right that's soak it in boys i would love to see the day when the principal calls brendon in and he's just sitting there and they're telling a story of how tiger had to whoop somebody's ass and you know he's just going to be like this so what happened yeah he was running his So the other kid, so the, so the other kid said what? He called him a poopie head. And then the other father, the other, the other father is going to be on the other side. And Brennan just be like, you know, I could kill everyone in this room. Bro, when we're in L.A., I got a call from Boston's teacher.

And she calls me and my wife on a, you know, so all of a sudden the call. And she goes, you know, it's come to our attention that, you know, I want this is a major concern of ours. I'm like, oh, shit. And she's, like, major concern. We should all talk about it if you guys want to come in. I said, I don't have time. Let's just knock it out now. Because he's four, so it can't be that bad.

Yeah, what's he fucking running a Ponzi scheme? Yeah, what's he fucking, he did it? He attacks fraud. I go, let's just knock it out now. And she goes, well, we caught him behind the playground kissing a girl. And I started laughing. I go, man, I don't know he can tell him he's kissing a boy. This is great.

How old was he? When? Four. Wow. And Brendan's phone went, Bernie, we're sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The father of this kid does not give a, look about this. Wow, that's wild. And what did you say? Oh, man. And what, but like,

wow, that's, I'm just a player, play, play, play, he's listening to a big mic. I said he was like

making out or is like a peck? She's like, what was a pack? A few pecks. What? You must, all right. Why are you calling me?

Yeah. Shouldn't you give him an award for not being gay in L.A? Wow. It'd be called. He had like a blanket set out with like candles lit and you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, what are you talking about?

Kissed the girl behind the, oh, God. Well, that's the age we live in. Huh. And so how did that all get settled? I went, I'll talk to him and I took him to Target and bought him his favorite toy. Hmm. You're raising a criminal. Or a player.

I wonder if they called him. wonder if they called the parents of the girl too i hope so i'm sure they did but i think even those parents are like who gives the fuck yeah like we're all kind of like okay i mean dude was his dick out no why are you calling me yeah you call it if they're butt ass naked out back you know what i snitch yeah she calls okay trying to figure it out balls deep and another four four year old like whoa whoa then you have a you know what I'm heading to school right now this is a major problem

Nick was about to make a confession what's up Nick in kindergarten I snitched on Mike Searle and Sam Basil for pulling their dicks out at the lunch table I told damn dude I feel really I know I was wrong you think so they were just playing around yeah yeah I mean it is

hey look it's a salt now my spam is out Nick's a fucking snitch dude I don't like that some kids snitched on me for grabbing kids when they'd peeve out shake them so they piss all over the wall and dude you know what and there it is and there and that's what you turn into right here magic come on brenden come on that's a great bit that is a good bit that is a good bit i'd shake them

i'd shake them they piss all over the wall and then i got in so much trouble oh wow i was the original wet bandit there was like flyers on the wall i did it for weeks with nobody catching they knew it was you it's his motherfucking big oaf comes in Yeah, nobody wanted to say anything. The teacher caught me. Yeah. You know, he shook a teacher. Yeah.

He's in the teacher's not moving. He's in a teacher's lounge with a big ass in front of face. All right. Gotcha. You're fucking. Teachers all, Jesus Christ. Who's this strong-ass kid? Brendan.

Brendan, put me down. He's lifting the principal. He's like, well, you know, I don't think I've ever, no, I don't think I've ever done that. Snitch, no, I don't know. Let's take a little break on this. Christmas episode with chat with the boys. The holidays are heating up on pick six

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. Ben MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming, Ontario. But I know what I'd do now. I'd make a documentary. What about Brennan shaking people in the pee? Yeah. People make a full-on documentary about it. Whatever happened in no snitching?

That was like a thing. It's still a thing, but then these bitch kids, they're soft. You know, so they're all about the same coat. No, no, no, I'm sorry. 50-14. Our culture is. If you have tea, you tell everyone. Yeah.

There's no snitching. In 2003, whatever, fuck. 2003, it was no snitching. You're a bitch. Yeah, yeah. It's weird. It is weird. I think Takashi switched it.

Oh. No, it was before that. It was before that. But people hate Takashi. They call him a rat. Or you know what could be too? It's like Sammy the Bull who worked with John Gotti. Like now he has like big ass podcast and snitching all the time.

But snitching. this is cool but snitching on a criminal is one thing snitching on a podcast is like and like a you know no but wait it was always about when every time somebody said snitching snitching was always somebody doing something bad you're never snitching on somebody doing something good he gave me a snickers yeah that's not what you snitching on so it's always he gave me a snickers it's always bad stuff i don't know i don't know what the you know if you think about it like somebody does something bad I don't even know

this is like one of the things like if your parent I grew up like if your parents came to the school that was terrible you know what I'm like imagine if you're somebody's shaking you in the bathroom and your mom comes to talk to the principal you're like

my dad came I was the piss bandit my dad goes he's the piss bandit no I'm not talking about he's the one they're writing about in the papers I'm not talking about your dad coming I'm talking about the person getting Shook dads come, you know, because they told that's the part that you're like, what? You don't do that?

You're supposed to just handle that. Oh. That's what I'm saying is like, that's what I just remember that being like that when I was growing up. You know what I mean? Like if you're getting bullied, you weren't supposed to tell your parents to come to the school. No, yeah. You know what I mean?

They came to the school. Oh, my God. You're going to make it worse. But this generation, they seem to think. The parenting, like Tiger and Bossi is snitch on each other. Like Bossi would come up like, Dad, Tiger. at this. I'm like, you know what? I'm more mad. You're snitching on your brother. Yes, that is a little different. That's very, that's just very what a five-year-old that was

little brother or whatever the fuck. Can't have it. Can't have it. Got a nipping in the butt right away? Yeah, I don't know. That might bite you in the ass later. You might want to know what the hell they're doing though, you know. Or you tell them they hope both have to handle it. It's okay. Like I said, there's consequences to everything. Your kid comes, you know, you know, you know, he was like, he was up late. You're like, okay, cool, thanks for telling me. and you punish him both why am I getting punished well how did you know he was up late

right because you were up late and he's like no Calvin would be like no I set a timer and have a drone and it'll say fuck yeah you are really smart

how'd you do that can you show daddy no now go to bed me you guys are you guys are you guys getting the kiddos anything cool or just like

well he's like not even too man so I don't he doesn't even he doesn't care oh this is a can tell you some crazy Rachel shit yeah so she like wanted to do She's having this here by having a football party Because Wolf loves football right now

So he holds the football He stands in front of the TV I watch football And he just runs around and falls down When they fall down He thinks that's football So Rachel wanted to make a football tree Okay

So she ordered 12 I'm mad Footballs Okay And then she said Like ornaments like ornaments Like order

No footballs I'm talking about real footballs Now I'm mad Okay she ordered 12 football She was trying to make a tree And then she said said herself, this isn't enough. So she ordered 12 more football.

You got 24 footballs at your phone. We have 24 footballs. Are we talking like NFL quality? No, no, they're like $10 each. But still, I said, babe, what are you doing? And she can't even do it. She gave up on it already. She tried the base and it said, you know what?

I said, yes, send 12 when he's back. And then we'll give these other 12 to like some charity or something. You know what I mean? Yeah. Whatever you want to call me. Get, yeah. Stupid. Nick wants 12 footballs.

They're great footballs. He's just like, you know, I actually have a video, I can send you of him being silly. Get Kristen over there. She spent a day over there. Oh, that's what I said. I say that to her all the time. She goes, I want to do this. I say, you should call Kristen.

She'll like build a, you know, so the whole house will be different. They like to show it off to the other women, though. They can't have another woman do it for them. Right. Like having another guy fix your car. You can't have it. I do that all the time. Well, I was telling Chris, Brendan, I fixed the garbage disposal all by myself.

would you fix the garbage disposal i ordered this tool and i did it baby i changed my shower head all by myself and my family was proud of me they go really i go yeah oh my god you know what i had to do that first of all i had to go into all my showerheads and take out that stupid california save the water thing you know you gotta take that out right away i need my fucking shower you know what are we doing yeah yeah yeah I low

low water pressure is for the fucking birds dude treat me like fucking I'm marching for civil rights I want so much water you want to come with a German shepherd you want like a German shepherd in the shower I want it hard I want to be up against I mean up against all slipping and falling so you've lived in houses your whole life

Brandon's lived in this is my first I didn't know that that thing in the garage to pump you can make it the water pressure better okay so once I figured that out I was like What? Why didn't hide in this knowledge? I don't know about that. I remember when I was a kid,

I always judge every person if they were rich or not based off the pressure in their shower. Really? That's hilarious. If I'd say that at my buddy's house, I'd take your shower. I'm like, oh, they're poor. Oh, that's funny. It's just his mom going like this with a bowl of water over here. Yeah, I, uh, yeah.

Yeah, Wolf thinks that's football, Nick. Um, is there anything that you want to do? in time to your house like uh any anything like additions or upgrades or you know is there you want to like like for me my thing that i need to do i don't know i guess i'll do it next year or something but is i need to streamline the air conditioning and the heater because we're getting so much older like yeah i know i know exactly what you're talking about we're getting so much older yeah i know but we're just getting older dudes like i know my wife asked me what you want for Christmas. I'm like, don't give me anything. I go, wait, hold on. You know how I want the lights

and save the money for the light? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I walked away and went, oh, I'm getting so much older. I know, but that's what you want. My whole thing is like, I just tell her, I just like stuff for my coffee machine. So last year, she got me like this, this, this circular thing that you put in the ground and you turn it and it makes it even. You don't know how happy I am. Oh, yeah, that's so funny. Every time I make coffee, I'm like, oh, look at that. That's hilarious. You know this one because I think I should start a coffee shop. yeah oh yeah i could so i have all these little coffee things i go i just i like that things whatever i like to do you make some when i come over you make me some coffee yeah come

over um so i'm a good coffee i my there are pockets of like air and it it drives me fucking nuts dude it's like the one room of the house would be so hot and i go and i'm like man you know it's actually a simple thing What? It's a simple thing. You call your air conditioning come and you have them come. It's all about the...

Where the thing is? Whatever these, whatever the... I know. It's like... I think it's more than that. I had the same issue. Because we have upstairs, you have this big fan of them upstairs.

Fucking oven. Then in our bedroom, so they had to just come in and they... And they do a test. They had this thing that they put on the vents. Yeah. And it blows and it reads how much pressure is coming out. Oh, word?

Yeah. So then they can figure out, oh, this is it's too strong here. Who's you call? Ghostbusters. No, that's two bad ones It's the AC company, man Whoever Like whoever

The makes your AC unit outside Same people Just Google AC company for fucks it No, well It should be the same people To do the Big AC You know it's big AC

With big Garmin No, I'm telling you It's gonna It's a real simple thing I think it's more than that But okay I don't think it is The fucking guy doesn't know

The guy's just saying it I'm not First of all Don't you have a year warranty I don't know You do You do Thank you

because you just got your house you just granted me one just like that no you must have yeah I'm sure I got warranties bro I got warranties of crazy you need to have them come do this before oh I got crazy warranties before the summer comes

yeah before the you know what I mean we're just getting older man yeah this is uh Adam Carole going to home depot just telling people their project's not going to work oh that's hilarious already sometimes they walk up the people

whatever you're planning it's not going to work This isn't, but this, this, this, not going to work. It's a closet thing. But he used to do this. Yeah, yeah. Ows. I'm like, it's whatever you're planning. It's not going to work.

Something for hanging, something, not going to work. Also, had to have the wood cut in the back. That means no saw. No saw at home. No man, at home. That's hilarious. And then he follows that lady out. and she's sitting outside her

like Volkswagen or something with it and can't get it in. He follows her in the parking lot. It's so funny. That's funny. But women with dowels. Anytime they have dowels, you know.

A dowel. What's that again? Just like a wooden thing. That's hilarious. Dude, he's a funny fucking guy. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. Oh, is the housemaid coming out?

I just saw it trending. I read that book. We talked about this. I know that. I love. I loved a book club, actually. Book Club is great. This is why it's trending.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right, because she's the, yeah. You know, I love these movies where, like, you need a nanny or somebody to come and you're going to hire. This is who you would hire. Are you, like, listen to me. Let me say something right now. There's no world where this chick can show up to your house and live at it to take care of your house. I understand, but you got to read the book.

No, I've seen, I've seen this happen. When I first met Brian Callan, I came over his house. He lived in Brentwood. and he goes yeah he goes just give me a sec we have a new uh babysitter uh i got to meet her she walks in she's from sweeting a fucking 10 a 10 straight up when was this how long ago probably probably i go i don't know brian that well at all i go i go what are you doing yeah he was uh i what what should i do i go kick her out dude fire her right now dude he's like he's like a fucking teen movie You can't have a hard daddy

This breaks all the rules Weird science It's like weird science in 1981 You're breaking the code Yeah This isn't how it goes Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah she's just

Well but the Sydney's funny That's just something so interesting about Sydney sweetie That's fantastic Something Just singular This is so interesting so what are people saying under this

under the oh yeah you gotta go to the comment section it's gonna be all about tatties oh of course some girl ruined it go up that's a girl ruining oh that's Elon Musk that's hilarious

he's being silly but that's like yeah so girls of big tities have back pain that's what he wants to bring up what an ally Elon Musk those things can bring peace in the Middle East well Martin Scorsese

that's hilarious dude how could what somebody should make it AI and make it go like this what I what's wild is how much that is just

a real thing like you like I mean if she walked into a Starbucks like that I mean just shut it down

you You go, you don't even have to see her coming. You feel her come in. You're on the other side. You go, yeah. I knew there was some titties. And then guys in the place look at each other. Yeah, yeah, we're friends, though.

We're going to hang out now, right? It's so, so stupid. She could have stopped the Holocaust. But it's just, yeah, you put her, yeah, this is just. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird, though. And look. I am okay I like that

I'm mad at it hmm you get that off the strain yeah what are we doing it's like 30 minutes later we're still going yeah why is this video this video is so long

so long so that can be a podcast it's just called tits number fucking four in the charts yeah all we do is just we just look God damn There they are

There they are That's pretty cool There they are So But I wanted to talk about the movie We got sidetracked But Because I'm gonna go see the movie

Because I read the book We got side boobed I'm gonna go see the movie Because I read the book I'm gonna do that I quit watching that show What past how many seasons No he's thinking

We're talking about Hamade's Tale Yeah That's not what we're talking about Oh what's this about The housemaid, you know, sounds like it. Yeah, I get it. It's just about a nanny.

And the reason why she's a hot nanny, there is a reason why it's a hot nanny. It has to be a hot nanny. So I do understand your gripe, but there's a reason for it. And the reason is a good reason. Okay. Just got it. So cute. That's hilarious.

Oh, dude, you got to encourage this. Get that little dude in some football. That's awesome. Yeah, he loves it. He just says, football. He just, like, goes outside and makes me run up. He's two, Eric? Almost on the February 1st.

At the risk of... He can start playing at four. At the risk of sounding like you, Eric, why don't you have the couch closer to the TV in the middle of the run? That's a big TV. It's just because of the... It's not because of the TV. It's just because of the...

That's a small TV. It's not. It's an 85-inch TV. No, it's just why is the... It's a bird's eye view, then. That's fine. It's the camera. Why is the couch not closer on the rug?

Is what I'm asking? It is. That's not a rug. That's like two mats we've put down for him. I'll have to see it in person. Make me a coffee when I come over. Yeah, it's not. You're going to see this is a perfect distance.

Okay. It's a perfect distance. Okay. Oh, that's a L couch. I do understand. That's about the same distance as your TV. No, I understand that that. And that TV is bigger than your TV. That is not the one we have.

We have one ready. We have one ready. Okay. But I, that's bigger than your TV. But what I'm saying is, that that is can be deceiving the the camera you know it's crazy how crazy when we're kids like big TVs worth a big deal and they're so expensive they're big now it ain't shit yeah yeah you find like an 86 inch on amazon that comes the next day for I know but 400 bucks but you got

to check the stats look it go up go up that's our tv I have one like that I have one like that in wolf's room you know it doesn't go in there I hate it when people's TVs are too high oh dude it's driving me nuts but but yes i hate when anything is hung too high i like i go lower but the thing is like my thing mantles but the mantles though you have to put him above the mantles you know what he's saying this because his tv's too high no it's not if you people say if you have a mantel uh tv in your mantel room you're poor because the mantel room should be a sitting yeah gathering room okay okay i'm poor but the thing is

I also have a TV in that room I like TVs I want them in my bathroom dude totally with you yeah we gotta be roommates and I want them

mount it too I get it I got it in the guest room we got this guest room set up it's beautiful I said mount that TV oh fuck yeah you did

we mounted one in our fucking guest room too baby mount that shit and I'm about to get oh yeah I got one

mounted in his room. Yeah. I got mounted in the bag. Oh, you're Mr. Mount. I said mount. I don't care. Mount it.

Get, let the guy come. He's like, Mound up. Yeah, you got to mount up. Yeah, regular. Mound up. Mound up. That's our TV company and that's our thing.

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I'm like, God damn, this kid, I got to, you know, I just go out there with him every day and just. And he runs me ragged and I just go, Yeah, water that flower, Bubba. Keep the football on his hand, not soccer. Soccer's a little gay. Keep that football on his hand. Yeah, he loves to football. Depends.

I want, I don't know, man. I just want my, like, yeah, I just want to be healthy. Like, it's so fucking hard. Don't remember they make the eating is so fucking bad. You know, it's like. Yeah, this kid, like, yeah. Especially at the age wolf's that, it's just you don't know what they're going to eat. Although I do, I do, when I was a kid, I ate not, I don't know if I, I don't know.

I don't think I ate healthy. No, no one ate well. All the new age parents act like is this big deal. Listen, I'll tell you about that. If your kid eats sushi and greens, he's gay,

okay? He's a gay kid. What if that? The normal fucking kid. The dad came out. Chicken tenders, hot dogs, French fries.

That's their diet. They're all fine. They're all, they're so active. It doesn't matter. Well, no, that is true.

Yes. Well, we were at a restaurant the other day and he just, he just was like with a spoon in the butter

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, I was like, okay. But he learned that from you. So I, there's, but I read a thing that's actually for babies eating butter raw. Yeah, they need the fucking fat. Fat and honestly, he's just tearing that up. Yeah, I'll never forget, I took Calvin, I took Calvin to Arkansas for, I had a gig. And it was just me and him.

It was so fucking fun. And I'll never forget. and we sat down at dinner before the show and he was three, I don't know, four. And he, you know, he just didn't want to eat anything, you know? And the bread came. It was a nice place and the bread came and it was like hot. And I was like, just have some bread.

And he was like, I don't know. And then the butter was like, we have cinnamon butter. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah, give me the cinnamon butter. Dude, this boy, I really like cinnamon butter. Just like, like ate the whole fucking thing. And I'm like, it's just so funny, dude. Last night I took him out, you know, we just went to this mall that they have like this playground thing. And there's no one ever there.

So I'm like, I'll just watch him do the playground shit. Then we went to Lazy Dog and I got him the kids thing. I got him some French fries and some mac and cheese. He used to French fries, but he won't eat the mac and cheese. I know, I know. But then this is the thing. I read it. I saw a video.

So I did the thing. You just start taking, I would take a little piece of it. And I would go, oh, my, wow, you know. And he was like looking and he was like, well, maybe. You know, then I tried. He was like, no, I was like, okay, you better get someone in. That he's going to eat it all. And then I said, okay, I can I get it to go box?

Yeah, yeah. I put it in a go box. And then you ate it in the car? Then he bangs on the to go box. Yeah. Opens it up, eats all the mac and cheese. Oh, really? Yeah. So I was like.

All right, what's up? Yeah, all right. So I guess you have to do it like that. Calvin's just like. if you like it eat all of it does it fit with your macros oh fuck

he's beating me in my own game what's your Garmin say pussy We call Uncle Brendan Look what this bitch is doing Yeah still got shingles I don't know but you know what Everything I've read about it is just like I don't I'm not going to worry about it

He'll eat when he eats No you're right And look. As long as they're active. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They eat when they eat and it's just like, you know, we'll worry about it later. Man, they run the fuck around, huh? Yeah.

Your kids, right? They just run the fuck around. Just run. Dude. And Billy, dude, we'll run around. Hey, I'm a character, whatever character. I'm that guy. And you're like, okay.

I'm him. Okay. I'm that guy. Oh, you're like, yeah, yeah. Great, great. Hey, I'm being that guy. You're like, dude. okay you're that guy what the fuck do you want me to do yeah i'm that guy just so you know i'm that guy

he's like a crazy homeless person dude yeah dude we put an apple watch on uh bosty when he was at school in l.A just to track his steps oh really that's hilarious it was like 25 000 yeah yeah wow and from from nine to like three you're you're like he's gonna be exhausted he came home giving his watch to other people put it's weird putting it on a rat yeah because he's so strong too So he's like, yeah, put that on. Put that on and walk around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, bitch, walk around right there.

Keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, we're just with an apple juice. More steps. Look at this watch why fuck this bitch behind the slide. More steps. I need to peck a girl. Yeah, it's pretty wild.

I love it, though. Yeah, yeah. He loved, like I said, he loves Danny Go. He doesn't, can't say, he just says, Deco, deco, he wakes up, he wakes up, this is how he wakes up. Dico? Eric, wait till he starts playing actual sports, dude. Just fucking wait.

I'm waiting for it. I'm ready to be Little League dad. I just signed up. I'm a coach on Bosti's team. Just signed up today. We got a Calvin's report car. You know how, oh, man, I would hate that. I would hate for Brendan to be the coach of my son's kid.

Because, like, no one's going to be like, this. What are you doing, coach? Everybody's going to be all friendly. We win. He says we win. Yeah. But we'll see. Yeah, we'll go out there. We play smash mouth football, though, don't we? Smash mouth. Oh, my God. They're four. My God, every kid's got the black thing under his...

I don't know. I want him to play sports. I think he will. He's pretty athletic. Oh, whatever, dude. You know, it'll have... Whatever. Whatever it is. kids can be anywhere you go all i give a fuck is if they're happy that's it dude that being happy is so underrated i know i know it's like dude you don't realize you're happy when you're happy sometimes you're just like dude just realize it we just hope your kids not born with like mental health issues what i'm saying where they have like depression next you know you end up like that fucking director and he slit your throat well Brendan took it to really dark place

a dark place it was a fun christmasy let's talk about our kids vibe now your fucking throat was the quote. Him and his wife are going to wake up in Boston and Tiger and it's going to be like he's going to be like, yeah, so let's talk

about that bullshit watch you put on me. Remember when you came in because I pecked that girl? Yeah. Oh my God. That's just, I can't even imagine. Jesus.

Well, just imagine if your kid did have some sort of mental health with horrible depression or bipolar and you got a fucking dude, I can't imagine. Well, the scariest thing

about your, son or some you know killing you is while they're doing it and i i can't stop thinking about this man ever since this i read this thing or about rob runner is while while they're doing it you're scared because you're dying but you are scared for them too because you want the best for them and you just that's got to be the worst feeling in the world i know because you want to be like you're not holding the knife right. No, no. No, that's not enough pressure. We've been over this.

You need to go for the jugular. I'm still alive. No, it's just like, because you're worried for them. Yeah, yeah. Because they're going to go to jail for the rest of their lives. I know. That's got to be. It's over. It's over. It's all tragic. It's so tragic. Or you're a dick-ass parent and, you know. I saw that. Your last, your last dying words are you still, bitch? Oh, man. Who knows?

Did you hear he got, he was like acting manic at, uh, Conan O'Brien's Christmas party. The kid. Yeah, they got an argument. And I just saw today, he got in a tiff with Bill Hader and stormed off. Bill Hader killed Rob Ryan. Wow, yeah. Oh, he probably feels terrible.

Don't say that. I think, um, he probably feels terrible. Keep it in, keep it in. Yeah, I think that, um, yeah, I heard that that kid was a ticking time bomb, though. Yeah. It had nothing to do with Bill Hale. It sounds like the kid was a piece of shit. Ticking time.

No, but I, I, like, like, that kid was a ticking time bomb, no. but I like I heard people say like that doesn't surprise me that happened at all I don't like that that's crazy that's crazy to me I hate that do your kids do you ever try and find you like not for real fight but they ever try to test you yeah yeah yeah yeah they shame me online hilarious yeah they're in the common sections of documentary no they uh yeah they try they wrestle but Calvin loves wrestling yeah yeah and they wrestle together now so it's so you know what we'll all about that too. He'll all not that mad in the living room. So if I'm there, he goes

he goes, come on. Oh, hell yeah. He's like the fucking gate. Who's the guy who did in the UFC? Get done. Get down here. So I have to get me down and he likes to like. Eric, you need to get him a wrestling buddy, which means he can't be an only child, man. Oh, dude, I'm working on it. Relax. And how are you working on it? I'm relaxed.

Well, I take out this dick. Nice. We're going to try. We're going to work on it. Nice. I just got my planet fitness membership too so I'm gonna you know

work on that at the same time nice so you're gonna have stamina yeah I'm gonna be like you know I want to be strong I'm gonna get to get I want to hold 130s like Brendan wow bro I was I'm a strong guy

I just gotta like get my you know what I was I'm built for it I was doing former carries that look off your face Brendan no I'm with you man let's get it done Get that dick pop in.

Have some more kids. You know what I mean? I want to have more kids too. Motherfuckers. Is your wifey down? Hell yeah. Yeah, she wants to have eight probably. She seems like that kind of.

She really doesn't like being pregnant. Oh, okay. Well, that's a huge thing. Yeah. You do the, you know. If she did, we'd have. Yeah. If you do the, you don't want to do the surrogacy.

Well, another person get pregnant? Yeah. I mean, I would. Chris is like, we're not going to do that unless. I don't know if she'd want me fucking other women. Yeah. but like in your mind you think isn't that how you do it

what the fuck is this at the doctor's place we talked about what the fuck is all this shit they take the eggs out of her and put her in the other girl you're like well I get to all you do is you go online

you find somebody farm to table baby farm to table dude farm to table is good I don't know I don't think any woman likes being impregnant

I don't you know No, I think they're at the end. No, there's some that love it. Some are like, oh, it was so pleasant. Yeah, they're women that like it. Because they get doted on and they also feel motherly and shit. Yeah, I'm totally. Well, in the end, bro.

And Rachel's like, get this motherfucker out of me. Bro, the second pregnancy, I would walk, I mean, it was unbelievable. I would walk in the room, Chris, we'd like on a couch like this. This is our five months in. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. What are we gonna fucking do? We got four more months.

Yeah. I'm trying to watch fucking, uh, what's that? I don't know, who cares? Put in a funny show. I wanted to do the,

the one, no, the funny show. I wanted, it was going to be funny if I said, um, Bordewock Empire.

It would have just been funny. It would have just kind of worked, but yeah. That's what I think I couldn't think of it. But that's not even a funny show. No, I know that's why it's funny. Oh,

got it. You stupid. Come on. You know that. You said funny show. I'm proud of you. Yeah. But let me be proud of you.

Say the right thing. You could have said like three's company or something. That's not funny, though. You have to say an unfunny show to make it funny. I want to be proud of you. That's so stupid. Oh, man, I have shingles. It's just not going away.

So why would you put a coat on over the shingles shirt? Well. Yeah, it did. It got fucking cold. It's better to be cold. It's better to be cold. It's better to be cold. No way.

Yes, it is. It's better to be cold. By the way, don't call this episode shingle all the way because I'm doing that for congratulations. Oh, damn it. Chin goes, damn it. Chin goes, oh, damn it. She goes, oh, damn it.

That's too, that's hilarious. Yeah. The return of chin is, thank you, Nick. Call it the return of chin. And damn it. Oh, yeah, the return of chin. Oh, man. You can't do shingles all the way, huh?

Well, that's too late. Whoever comes up. Singles all the way, too. Yeah. Yeah. Shigas all the way. Shingle bells. Just put that.

Shingle bells. Shingle bells. Shingle bells. Shingle bells. Shingle bells. Single bells. Here to stay. Weird out.

Oh, what fun. Your back has a rash. Yeah. Fucking coming for your top. Brendan Shab is gay. Hey. No, come on, dude. Oh, man.

We could do a Christmas album. Um. Hey, whatever happened to the rapper guy. how's he doing haven't talked to him in a while little brows yeah oh yeah he just dropped some new music I think Nick he dropped on his Instagram oh I gotta hit him on

oh chin's on there too it's a it's a it's a single single yeah that black producer that he works with that guy is incredible yeah you know bass god

yeah just like uh like he might be autistic or something because just the way he does it He's just sitting in front of the thing. He's just like, hey, we're gonna put this here. No, it's not built different. That's a,

that's a slap certified slapper. Is that on yours? Is that on your YouTube chin? I know it's on my Instagram. Look, he just YouTube's chin. Fucking. Just type in chin.

Wait, you know what? I want to do it. Type in chin and how long would it take to get to Archin? Wait, which is that hit? Is it the top? right one to be your whole episode home with you here it is hit it I can't hear shit I say no I can hear either what I mean she looked like he putting on a little bit of weight on him huh how frustrated are like people if you just heard the song

how frustrated are country white people gonna be then you see the video and you're like he's an Asian That's not a good God-fearing country white boy That's really cool you can do that chin That's cool Thank you Chris Yeah

So jealous Chris is What if the way chin talks He chimes in sounds like he's tied up Yeah Help me Thank you Chris Help me he said And then the evil look

Brennan's just looking at him The whole time You're just gonna Fucking do the sound bitch Do the sound. Well, I quit. We weren't ready because we didn't do our usual Christmas gifts thing. Yeah, but that's okay.

We'll do it next. Dude, I don't want, I don't want to have to open up a gift and be like, oh, I just don't want anything. Oh, the worst, the worst. Let me keep my face the way my face is. I don't want to have to be. Oh, very cool So no surprise parties for you Bro, I've had surprise

I was thinking I was actually thinking the other day Chris didn't surprise me with something and at the time I was like it's really nice and I'm just like don't ever do that again

Don't you ever ever do that again Chris has to regulate his emotions at all time I am I want my face to be my face if my face changes

it's up to me don't put any fucking outside influences that make my face do other things that my face is not doing naturally my face is doing what my face does because it's my face you don't like getting scared huh have the kids try to jump out if somebody tries to scare if somebody tries to scare me uh-huh i flip out i go nuts i'm not involved no no no no i kiss them hard and the mouth Here we go Hallelujah Hallelujah

Hallelujah singing hard as fuck here That the whole thing cost me 20 grand That's just the thing you did for Instagram No no no I'm kidding That would be hilarious

I'd be like God Who was it? Is that Beyonce in the back I'm like what Okay guys Another roll here Let me get my sweater on stand up in the risers

and it's just Chris around by all black people is that David Lucas in the back my gospel singer I forgot what is it from it's from undatable Undatable You were singing so hard there I saw I saw Brent and he was upset He didn't get invited to the Conan party

And then I said I was like I sent him a message you know the other day saying like well look good thing you didn't go What's what is the Conan party What that's still a show Conan? No, no, yeah. Conan O'Brien's very famous.

No, no, I love Conan O'Brien, but he has a party every year. He's got Team Coco and a podcast network, and his podcast is huge. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's pretty huge. That's what it is, yeah. He talks about some funny stuff with people. Yeah, yeah, he's funny, yeah. Well, I mean, Conan O'Brien's fucking hilarious.

You ever heard of congratulations? No. Are you caught up on my podcast? I still want... Oh, yeah, the thing you were talking about last week was Yeah, it's great. Hard hitting issues. Yeah, and you were like, the way you expressed yourself about it, oh, man, nobody does it better.

Thanks. It was like a take that most people don't have on that. Yeah, right. Well, that's my thing. What was it? What was the take? No, you could just say that about anything Chris says. You don't have to know anything.

You can just say that and you're probably right. Either Eric or I watch, congratulations. Yeah. I used to. Yeah, I know. Chris, well, you, yeah, you, Chris, they said the thing that nobody. what he agrees with. Yeah.

Chris said the thing that nobody agrees with, and it's just wrong. And he said it like he's standing on top of a mountain trying to get people to lead into battle. And it was about a refrigerator. No, it was about a video about a refrigerator. Get caught up. Get all caught up on a podcast, though.

On all the podcasts, you know. Nicholas, how much longer we got to pick the kiddos up in school? Go ahead. Where can I? We got this down, bro. Five minutes. Merry Christmas. Get two an hour.

Go ahead, bro, man. Eric, you go to. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Eric, you go too. I'll take us out. Chris, Nick. Nick hasn't seen congratulations in a while. I'm going to go.

I'm going to do congratulations. Merry Christmas. Love you, buddies. Merry Christmas, man. Have fun. Wear that hat. Wear that hat to pick him up. Yeah, go pick him up with that hat.

Oh, I will. Yeah. Be stupid. What happened? It's Christmas, dude. Do you think that people are actually listening to this podcast on Christmas? Yeah. Lonely people?

Yeah, they're in their cars. They're doing stuff. You know what I mean? We hear Brendan being like, fuck those guys. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we can't turn off the volume there. Okay.

There he goes. Yeah, look at him. He's a dump truck. And the whole thing shakes. Oh, wow. Did they do the podcast in a tree house? That's funny. I like that.

it is it's a loft in a garage oh god thought he got a big studio over there he does he has all his cars under that like a fucking lunatic goddamn lunatic he had to leave a fighter in the get episode early last week and he takes off at his big truck and Brendan or Brian and the guest are in there

and you can hear it oh my god that's so funny they're gonna die he's gonna die from fucking what do you call it how's Brian doing out there fumes fumes uh Brian is I don't know

I talk to him all the time and I don't know and I think because we're guys You gotta ask him Sometimes But as a guy friend

Sometimes you'll be like Is my friend married I don't even know Kristen is like How's Gadiata been? I'm like what? Who? What the fuck are you talking about?

They're one to talk Because women are the worst About keeping up with their friends Having friends They always hate them But whenever they meet up with them they talk about like fucking real shit it's so annoying yeah yeah

I heard a tip is like when you hang out with your guy friends just as you leave ask for like one factoid about their life so you can report back oh I like that that's good I like that okay let's try that see you guys oh by the way what's something interesting about you

in the past few months go home my wife's gonna ask but you know this was a real you know we had some kind of interaction on the on the on the on the family text thread there that even i missed a bunch of that this week though but christin was like this is the most comedian oh yeah yeah yeah that's how it is just go what up what up yeah cona has a funny thing about how his mom and dad died oh and then will arnette's on

there and he's saying how conan conan thinks jason baitman killed his like a day after yeah the day after he died conan It's like Jason Bateman's a suspect. Oh my God, that's funny. What's going on here? We've got to talk about Nick's algorithm. So they're pretty good. Gee, actual, this is real personal subject for you.

It's okay. I know what it is. Death in the family. Yep. My parents asked. So, well, first, let me just say the timeline because I have it here. I wrote it down last year because the timeline was so good. Yeah.

And so I here. I hear that your dad passes away and I text to you that day or the next day and I said, hey, listen, I'm sorry to hear about your dad's passing, sending love from our family to yours. And you wrote, thank you, Will,

to be honest, I blame Bateman. For the death of my father. The day after his father dies. Yeah. So I wrote, it's not a terrible theory. And God had texted me back. He killed my dad. Oh, my God.

My dad, can I say, in fairness, my dad would have loved this. Okay. So, so, so, so, uh, so then Bavon, Bateman, I tell Bateman this, we're dying, we're doing a thing that day. So he, the next day, Bateman texts you, and he says, Arnett tells me you're on to me. And Co. That's funny.

And he says, Bateman, do yourself a favor, turn yourself in. Right? I love this kind of shit, fuck. Yeah, that's what it's all about. And if I did this and Kristen caught wind of it, she'd be like, I know. He died, it's not nice.

I know. I know, I know. She's like, babe, can I have fun? My dad just died. Totally missing the whole thing. It's not nice. It's so accurate. I know.

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