The Golden Hour - Sick to My Stomach Fam w/ Ryan Long |The Golden Hour #55 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

Comedian and viral video sensation Ryan Long joins the show and the guys talk Ryan's hilarious viral videos, Chris' hate for Brendan's new truck in videos but love for it in real life, Drake being the most well known entity of Toronto, Nick's time with Dana White in the War Room, what's the threshold for the tallest girls they'd date, bad movies during plane rides and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast FirstLeaf - https://tryfirstleaf.com/golden - sign up and you’ll get your first SIX hand-curated bottles for just $44.95. Fum - Start the Good Habit at https://tryfum.com/GOLDEN to save an additional 20% off the Journey Pack today until December 1st, and 10% off year round. MeUndies - https://www.meundies.com/goldenhour for 25% off plus free shipping Raycon - https://buyraycon.com/goldenhour to get 20 to 50% off sitewide!

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Dude, I saw that clip where you guys were recording and then Sam, Tripoli, they were like yelling at each other too loud. And then someone put it together to cross them like yelling at each other, it was too loud. Yeah. And then like someone put it together to cross them. Oh, really? Oh, they did?

Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. I saw it because Sam posted it. Oh, got it, got it. That's hilarious. But like, yeah, like Tripoli posted it, but basically, like it was you guys walking over and then going back there. I was like, that's hilarious.

All he does is yell. Sam just yells. Sam and Brian just shout at each other. I know. And you think they're not going to be friends, but then they're always like, all right, man, I'll see you tomorrow. Dude, Sam's got to be like, oh, fuck. When a new conspiracy comes out, he's just got to be like,

oh, fuck, yeah, new one to believe. Yeah, he's like, you're still on that old shit. Yeah, yeah. He just keeps the old ones going because new information comes out. Yeah, I got you. All right, so we're here. He killed himself. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're vibing. We're vibing. Yeah, we do we're here. JFK killed himself. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're reviving. Reviving. We do vibe on this podcast, Ryan. Welcome. Introduce the guest, man. You do it, dude. Yeah, I love the reviving.

You do it, Eric. You're professional. What are you talking about? Guys. We're talking about Cisco, for God's sakes. That's not the guest today. He's hilarious. You're hilarious.

I first found out you first found out the you through very viral videos we were actually just talking about this off air and you were

very funny on the videos and then I found out you did stand up and usually when you find out that somebody

does stand up after knowing them from viral videos you are a hater because you think oh this guy's now trying to sneak in but lo and behold this dude had chops and i watched him do stand-up i'm like this motherfucker's funny

as shit well it's like you trevor wall same thing like yeah but they've been doing it but you don't know about yeah that's the problem about the internet is sometimes you pop off with some shit and you know what it actually happened to me back when Vine was a thing. And then I was on a sitcom. A lot of people didn't know I did stand up, but I was like, I've been doing it for years. So I'm like, come to a show motherfuckers, you'll see. And then it worked out, which is, anyway,

Ryan Long, he's fucking hilarious. And here he is, and he's in town. He's- I was saying, dude, that would suck if you like, if you just like popped crazy hard and you're just like, I gotta get good. And all you're like, all you're thinking about is clips. That'd be like a nightmare.

Some guys are like that though, right? Some guys do it like you did it the right way. No, I just been doing stand-up for years. But that's the thing. There's some guys that blow up and then they get to go on tour. What would he have done though if he just wanted to start doing stand-up now and he was younger and he had ideas to make funny viral clips and then he would.

And then he – it's not a lot of these guys' fault. That's what I'm saying. It's a lot of their – I feel bad for them sometimes. I know. I do. Yeah. And their agent, too, though.

They're getting them out there. They're booking out their improvs. They just want to make money. Literally one year. One year because nobody comes back. Yeah, I go to an hour and I make this much money. Well, because it's the only way to make money, personal appearance. I mean, listen.

Your agent is not a stand-up agent. They're not called stand-up agents. Right, right, right. They're called PAs, personal appearance. I mean, listen, your agent is not a stand-up agent. They're not called stand-up agents. They're called PAs, personal appearance. It just so happens that the people think they have to do comedy. They can easily just go. They can easily just go and just do it. I feel like I'm getting the hang of L.A. and I realize that all meetings and plans are tentative.

That's how you have to treat L.A. Because I remember when I first started coming here, I'd be like, yo, that's crazy to just cancel like that. And now I'm realizing you're like, oh, that's just how it is. I'll message someone, I'll be like, okay, so what time we do lunch? He's like, oh, yeah, no, today's not good. I'm like, you asked me!

Yeah, totally, 100%. It's crazy. It's bonkers. Or the intro meetings, like you meet with the heads of networks and stuff, and you're like, what is this? That's crazy. I don't do that. I said no more than that. You're like, oh, yeah.

You first started, like, what are we doing? That's a strong move, dude. I did a couple of those, and I was like, this is crazy. I wish I never did any of those. I wish I did. None of those led to any work. They do nothing. The only thing that leads to work is being funny and having people see.

Like, if you see a clip of somebody either on you know viral or doing stand-up then they're like okay i get it this is that guy that's way more powerful than some bullshit meeting where you're like so what what projects do you have and they're like oh you might be good for this it's like what what you're like what are you into i'm like god just i don't just look at my social media i did a couple of those and i was just like what is this what is happening right now just make sure you're not a right now but even just people though here i did i had a i had like someone that asked me to do their podcast and they were it was kind of someone that like i was doing them a favor yeah and then and then like i kind of woke up and i was like all right hey they go can you move it and i was like all

right and i kind of moved a couple things around and then they mentioned they're like yo i'm like kind of not feeling it right now i'm like tired and shit i was like yo all right. And I kind of moved a couple of things around. And then they mentioned, they're like, yo, I'm like kind of not feeling it right now. I'm like tired and shit. I was like, yo, that's crazy. Dude, I had to go to the doctor. I don't know why you're bringing this up now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How dare you?

Griffin McGriffin is a great podcast. No, he was doing you a favor. He was doing you a favor. Yeah, dude. But you're from where originally? Originally from Toronto. Oh, word. That's where, yeah, bro. That's where Drake's from.

He probably lives here. The 6th, dude. Yeah, run through the 6th. The 6th. Toronto accent's popping on Twitter, on TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it suck that if something happens, say to Toronto, let's say Toronto, there's an earthquake and it just collapses, and when they think of the people that come from Toronto,

it's always going to be Drake first. Every person in Toronto has some story about how they know Drake. That's crazy. gonna be Drake first. Every person in Toronto has some story about how they know Drake. That's like very... That's crazy. Even when the Raptors won the title, he got praised for it. But that's because

he had his own ring. He gets in there though. He does. Like it's not an accident. He owns a piece though. Dude, if there's a bakery that... Now.

Now. That's what I'm saying though. If there's like a bakery that gets an award in Toronto, like you'll see him in the back of the photo. With a croissant. With a cupcake. Yeah award in Toronto. He'll see him in the back of the photo. With a croissant? With a cupcake?

Yeah, croissant. He'll find a way to be a guest chef there for a day. There's no Toronto thing that happens without Drake weaseling his way into it. That's pretty funny, man. You can smell it, though. I know, but if you're on the Toronto plane and it goes down. He became the mayor for the team. What I like is everybody.

I was just in Toronto and I like how a lot of the dudes, a lot of the dudes think that they're like Drake a little bit. Like the way they walk around, the way they dress. Dude, it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny, dude. You're like, this motherfucker is serious, bro.

I like Drake. It's all the big black shirts with the gold letters. I like when he was on Degrassi. Yeah. Well, that was a while ago. That was a hot second ago. Throwback? I never knew about Degrassi.

You knew about it? Oh, yeah. Because you're even older than me. So what? It was a show? It was a teen show. But it was like, this is one of the only shows. No, no.

This is only the shows that actually was starring the proper age. So if it was like 13-year-olds, they were 13. They do mess around with that. They were 13, 14. Zach Morris is 33. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. It's pretty crazy that he came from that, dude.

And he was handicapped. It's crazy to get walked. Even in the show, he was like an artist. He was trying to be an artist. You know what I mean? I'll tell you what. Every actor in Toronto was like, maybe I'm a rapper now. Of course.

Yeah, for real. But that first song I heard from Drake, Best I Ever Had or whatever, you the fucking best. Man, I was like, wow, this song is really good. I was a sucker for that song. I'm still a sucker. Yeah, it was good. It was funny recently because I guess he was fighting with Joe Biden or whatever, but

people were posting old clips. So I saw an old clip, and it was like, he's very, oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I'm so sorry. He's like, oh, you guys are so great. And now he's like, I have a million. It's all about. Fuck these motherfuckers.

I got a jet. He's all gangsta now. He got to him. Did you guys see Bill Burr's wife flick off Trump? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did. We would get home. If that was my wife, we'd get home.

I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? Left and right by tickets, man. But he's pretty. He's pretty. Yeah, I know. I know. But he's pretty over on the left. I don't know.

I think. But I don't know. But I know his wife is. Well, he's in Hollywood. So you have no choice. I feel like I think of him as just like a guy. Yeah, no. But I think that think of him as just like a guy. Yeah, no. But I think that that's why it was such a thing.

Because people were like, what the fuck? This is just supposed to be a guy that we like. And Trump's the man at UFC, too. Well, they're right. He walks in with Kid Rock and Trump. It was Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson. The place explodes. I don't even know if.

That's his turf, dude. I don't even know. But let's just be fair. I don't even know if. explodes I don't even know if that's his turf dude I don't even know but let's just be fair I don't even know if was is that what she was doing was flip flip

it's hard to I don't know I could see myself being there and just being like boom and being like oh no

at 40 40 years old yes you're gonna flip the camera off yeah that's a good point oh are you Eminem I mean I

I did for a while. I played him. I know, but not now, right? Because you're 40. She has to be mid-40s. If my son did that, I'd be like, all right, that's some crazy kid. If my wife was like, ah, I'd be like, all right, well, I can't react anymore. I don't know, man.

Sometimes I feel pretty hardcore. I got the neck tattoo. I got this peeking up off the side. I might be like, yo, what's up? And then be like, oh, no, Donald Trump was in it. They're going to think I did the thing about Donald Trump. Maybe not. Maybe not.

You would never flip up. Would you go the fingers like that or would you go normal? Oh, no. I do that. That's how you do it. I do the big ones. This is the cool one, though. That's too cool.

It'd be cool if she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like a little swag to it. This is like you didn't know how to do it. I know. But I want to. You didn't know how to. You just knew this finger. I own it.

But then you had to, here's when you know what you're doing. I know. That's bullshit. This didn't know how to. You just knew this finger. I own it. But then you had to, here's when you know what you're doing. I know. That's bullshit. This is like, fuck you. What would you do if your girl did that? First of all. If Kristen. It would be crazy.

I would think, who took Kristen's skin and put it on their body? Because this is. I would start laughing on camera. She's so sweet. If she just – I don't know what I'd do. Yeah, you'd just leave afterwards and be like, yo, did you flip? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God. That's crazy, but that was crazy. Anyway, dude, that's my influence. This is what it is. You have your feelings. You're showing it. I don't – Wait, wait, wait.

Let me say this. Wait, let me say this. Let's say you're on the other side and you don't like this guy. Who? Trump. Yeah? Trump. Yeah. Yeah. When are you ever going to get a chance to like, oh, this guy I don't like.

I don't like his politics. I don't like what he's about. Yeah. But to do it behind his back? Yeah, well, I mean. If you're going to do it. As a woman, though. If you're going to do it.

What are you supposed to do? Behind his back. He's walking. What are you supposed to do? Walk up to him and tap him on the shoulder. Hey, fuck you. I mean. You gonna do it what are you supposed to do behind his back he's walking what he's supposed to do walk up to him and tap on his shoulder hey fuck you i mean you can do it because he pastored you're saying it was a coward's middle finger yeah some bitch shit i don't know i don't know it's weak as fuck i think uh yeah unless oh no oh no you did that behind his back on the camera i don't i try not to like look if i like a comedian or like a a shoe you know

what i mean and i find out that the ceo backs somebody that i don't believe in or care about i still buy the shoe bro i still watch the comedy i try not i try to leave that out man because it's like what the fuck man everyone's got how far there it does depend how far there it does yes of course it's obviously yes of course but but if it's just if they're talking about shit and it's funny to talk about a refrigerator for sale on stage i'm gonna laugh i don't care if they vote for trump or not you know yeah people from marvel's uh posted things i don't agree with but i still went and saw it my favorite movie so yeah that's fine what a slip of the slope anyway you're not gonna imagine if you had a list of everything someone

believed in you know for every movie you'd, oh, I can't watch this movie. Yeah, where do you draw the line? Like his great-grandfather had slaves. She'd have to say a lot to keep me away from Marvels. That's all I'm saying. Well, you love Marvels. That's fine. That's it.

No, Marvels is where he's – yeah, no. It's honestly the best movie in the Marvel universe. That last Marvel movie ate cock. But that's what we're talking about, Marvels. The last couple. Wait, that's the name talking about, Marvels. The last couple. Wait, that's the name of the. Marvels. Oh, well, of course it bombed.

Of course it bombed because, first of all, Brie Larson, she's a good actress. I'm not saying anything about that. But her in that movie with two other people that nobody knows, nobody's going to go fucking see that. Also, nobody really cares about who's even the character. I don't even know. Captain Marvel or whatever? She was a big character. No, no, no.

She was, but she wasn't Iron Man, bro. The reason why Captain Marvel made money when it first came out is because that was still Marvel on the upswing. And they were introducing new characters. Who's this new character? Captain Marvel is big. But, dude, it made $150 million and shit. That's not that much money. And now they put $200 million into this movie?

It made $47 million, bro? It was the WNBA of the Marvel movies. Yeah. And here's the thing. Not WNBA budgets, though. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. I know.

But all I'm saying, though, is like, what's the demographic? This is the thing that I don't think people will understand. I think, but all I'm saying is, like, you know, when you – what's the demographic? This is the thing that I don't think people will understand. I think it is, kids. But no, no, but I mean, no, no. The demographic for superhero movies is men 18 to 25, 18 to 35, I believe, is the demographic for people that want to go see those types of movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so then what do those people want to see?

Seven-year-old girls saving the world. That's what I'm saying. No, you want to see fucking Iron Man and shit. That's what I'm saying. No, you want to see fucking Iron Man and shit. That's what I'm saying. So when you go see this movie and you're like, I don't know if I want to. It's the same reason why, again, it's like when you're watching sports, you want to see the sports at the highest level. That has nothing to do with gender or race or anything.

It's just like I want to see the NBA. I don't watch Division III basketball because it's not good. I want to see the NBA. I don't watch Division III basketball because it's not good. I want to see the NBA. So when you compare women's basketball with men's basketball, it has nothing to do with gender. It's just like this is the highest level. Anyway, so what I'm saying is when you go watch this movie, you're like, okay, where's Captain America?

Where's whatever? And so maybe the guys, no shade on them. They are high, talented. They're great actresses and what not. But nobody wants to see it. But it's just like nobody wanted to go watch that. And then they're going to wake up and be like, oh, man, what were we doing? Oh, in 10 years they're going to be.

What was this woke stuff we were doing? I think they all knew that that was a bad thing. I think everyone on that project is like, we're walking a plank right now. Well, those other girls, they actually have their own shows. That nobody's going to watch. But they already had shows. Marvel shows. Yeah, they had on Disney Plus, that one girl had her own show.

What about the analytics? Don't they know, though? But they got the budget. They got right through it. It doesn't matter, man. If they cared about analytics, if they cared about analytics, everything would be. They would have remade Haunted Mansion if they cared about analytics. See that piece of shit

Haunted Mansion. Oh, no, you saw it. Well, my kids do it. Oh, I thought there's two old forget I thought that was like a scary movie It's Disney, right? I get really scared, bro Hey, I can't watch this stuff. I want to mention it. Don't tell me what's about. I'll piss myself It's crazy. He's gonna be in the movie with his two sons Don't tell me what it's about. I'll piss myself. It's crazy.

He's going to be in the movie with his two sons, you know? And he's going to be like, Dad, don't be the bitch. It's so bad. It's unwatchable. Don't be the bitch, Dad. It's unwatchable. High audience score. Isn't Tiffany in that?

Yeah. And Joe Coy's in it. He's the bartender, yeah. Really? Wow. That's hilarious, dude. Is he talking about how he sold out Madison Square Garden? Yeah.

In the movie? He repromotes dates twice. That's amazing. Yeah. And on a private jet. Wow. Okay. And a tour bus.

Yeah. But that was the thing about Kanye. It's like, dude, I love his shoes. And then the Jew stuff came out and I was like. Now I got to buy more. All right. I was just like, oh, fuck. Double down. Well, I'm not gonna do Double down

Yeah Well I'm not gonna double down Yeah But you know People burn in the shoes It's like dude I'm not doing it Apparently

You know He keeps a tight leash On his girl And her friends Are having an intervention With her to get her Away from Kanye I guess he tells her

Like when to eat What's her name What to dress Kanye's girl Of course he tells her Short hair one Yeah you saw You saw How she looks As soon as they got together she started dressing like a started

dressing like that man like yeah exactly like a mannequin yeah sure the penguin shorts on too they jam it all in yeah brendan probably isn't attracted to her at all huh that's your jam right there i don't know about the buzz cut but yeah, but it doesn't matter. With a body like that, Brennan just goes, dude, she could literally have balls on her fucking face and a dick nose

and he would just be like, I'll hit it from behind. He didn't even know she had a face, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's kind of a wild boy, man. Yeah, he sure is, bro.

He's a wild boy. You can't believe all that stuff. I know, I know. No, I know. He's been sort of silent boy, man. Yeah, he sure is, bro. He's a wild boy. You can't believe all that stuff. I know, I know. No, he's level-headed. He's been sort of silent on the whole Israel thing now. Yeah, yeah. He's always taking a victory laugh a little. He's like, everyone...

Because so many people agree with him now, like two months later. His sales went up. Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. Let's take a little break with our boy, Ryan. Listen, being in the grocery store during the holidays is like being stuck in a maze. It's awful. Don't get me started on the wine aisle.

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He's doing the thing we were saying before where he's like, oh, you guys are still on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was cutting edge. He surprised the fans and Travis Scott had a concert

in Italy and he came out on stage and the fan base went so nuts when Kanye hit the stage it they were able to measure it like an earthquake

oh the arena went so nuts when he came out on stage I mean he still he still has a massive fan base no no look he's a talented dude it's not

you can't I mean stupid one of Adidas is like maybe No, no. Look, he's a talented dude. It's not you can't. I mean, stupid talented. One of Adidas is like. That's what they are doing. No, they did. No, they did. They sold. They started selling the shoes again because they lost something like $2 billion.

Just like kind of slipped them in there. The reps just kind of slowly put them on the walls again. Yeah. Didn't say nothing. No one's looking at Glenn like this. Yeah. Yeah. Are those Yeezys? walls again yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah taking down the mclemore's they replaced them um all right what's up what's up the white rapper yeah mclemore yeah from sub dudes jake from los angeles i recently saw that that Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building to promote his new music.

I was just wondering if this was something Chris would do to promote his new special. And if so, what building would you climb? McDonald's, bro. I'll tell you what, man. I'll climb this building. I don't... And I saw you post about this shit, and I just go... I look at your fucking post, and I just go.

Dude. Mine's clearly a joke. Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, he's 50 climbing up the building. How bored is this guy? Oh, you came across like you thought it was sick? Yeah.

People are like, I can't believe you respect this guy. I went, body of a god. What can't he do? What a fantastic yeah, yeah. People are like, I can't believe you respect this guy. I went, body of a god. What can't he do? What a fantastic picture, though. Well, yeah, it's beautiful. But the guy out there just, no. Dude's like, go again. No way.

And he's like, oh, my god. Dude. Dude, he did 18 floors in the middle of the building. Like, that's, like, just don't do it, dude. Just don't do it. Or for the gram. Or do it. That's my thing. People are like, just don't do it, dude. Just don't do it. Or for the gram, or do it. That's why I think people are like, he didn't start from the bottom.

Like, oh, I don't give a fuck. You're right. That is true, but. Oh, who cares? Here's the thing. The annoying part about this is. I don't get what's happening here. What is he doing?

He just started promoting his tour? But he stood on the building? He scaled the building, like 18 floors of it. And he is doing it to promote some kind of shit but he this is illegal this no he no he got your problem with that he got approval no he's the first guy to get approval i know i know because he has money and he paid to do it yeah so it's like all those other guys who ever did it but people say this is the first time it's not the first time. It's the first time legally.

Motherfuckers did this before. King Kong did it. King Kong did it. No, but people did do it. Sort of reminds me of, remember when like all the magicians were going through their era of doing tricks that weren't really tricks. Walking across buildings.

Oh yeah, just like I stood in, I stood at the top of this building for three days. Well, David Blaine's like, I'm gonna swim with great whites. I'm like, where the fuck's the magic? Yeah, this is more of a jackass. Dude, I remember being a kid, and you'd watch TV, and then a magician would be on,

and he would make the Empire State Building disappear. Yeah, that was David Copperfield. Yeah, and you'd be like. Now, if you think about how. It was a set of liberty, but okay. No, he did it. Oh, he did a bunch of different buildings? Yeah, he'd just make the buildings disappear.

You'd be like, oh, yeah. Remember when he made hoes disappear at his concert and they'd show up on an island? Remember he got sued for that? Copperfield? Yeah. Copperfield is getting it in. No, no, this is real.

Bring it up, Nick. This is real. He did it to Callan's ex-wife. Oh, she just showed up on an island? Yeah, he was like, uh-uh, uh-uh, yeah. Because he was like, yeah, we're cadaver. And they wake up with a dick in your mouth. Oh, wow, dude.

I will make hoes disappear. This show, I will be making hoes disappear. I knew this guy that was an actor, and his girlfriend's ex was David Copperfield, and the guy would bring it up like he thought it was cool. You know David Copperfield? Yeah. My wife boned him. Boned him, man.

Guy puts on a great show. That was me. I went to go see his show recently. Me too. Hey, man, it puts on a great show. That was me. Bro, I went to go see his show recently. Me too. Hey, man. It's not good. Copperfield? Yes.

When did you go? It was like... I went this year. I think it was a couple years ago. All right. Is he still making the car disappear? No, no. You watch the show.

You're like, okay, I'm going to... Where's the... Bro, he's phoning it in. I was phoning it in, bro. Well, you must have went to the 4 o'clock show. I went to the show. They picked Denny. Denny went on stage, the guy I bring on the road, Denny Love.

He went on stage. It was so funny. But he was phoning it in, bro. Here's my thing with Jared Leto. It's no different than the billionaires going down the Titanic or climbing Mount Everest. How bored is Jared Leto? Yeah.

Dude, you made it. You're a dime piece. You're 53 or whatever. I guess stop saying he's a dime piece. You're so hot. You're doing your thing. Do you need to climb the goddamn Empire State? Who are we doing this for, dude? You've made it, dude. This is from the guy

with fucking 85 fucking F-150s in his backyard. I have one. That's the same thing, though. All the Ferrari. It's not. You know what I mean? How's it the same thing in any facet? Any facet? How's it the same thing, though. All the Ferrari and the... It's not. It's not. You know what I mean? How's it the same thing in any facet? Any facet.

How's it the same thing? He has to answer. I haven't made it. You made it. You made it in a certain way. Yeah. Compared to Jared Leto? You're bored, so you buy a lot of shoes.

You're bored, so you buy a lot of cars. You're bored, so that's the thing you do. I think you guys are sort of chalking this up to being bored. I think it's more he's always on the hunt to prove that he's a zany artist. Yes. Fair point. 100%. Thank you for that. These are the kind of wacky things I'm up to.

My brain's nuts. Please come every Tuesday. You couldn't live in my head. Please come every Tuesday. Oh, you finally have an ally? Yes, that's exactly what he's doing. Look at this. He won a goddamn Oscar. Can you stop talking about his accolades and how hot he is? Sorry.

He is obviously a supreme asshole. Great singer. Nice stick. You can see in some of the photos. I haven't seen it. Great stick. Nice bulge. Dude, he can sing.

Can he? I guess. I've never seen him sing. 30 Seconds to Mars? That's not my field. That's a big one for you? Oh, yeah. Dude, face of Gucci.

Climbing Mount. You love him. Dude, oh, I celebrate it all. Big UFC fan. Front row at the UFCs. Dude, shut up, man. Big UFC fan. Requiem for a Dream? Dude. That up, man. Big UFC fan. Requiem for a Dream?

Dude. That movie was fine. Dallas Buyers Club? He won an Oscar. That movie was good. He played the trans? It's so hot right now. That movie was good.

He was ahead of his time. This one's pretty appropriate with Ryan in studio. Okay. Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, Eric, Chris, Brendan, Nickan nick chin whoever else is in the background doing other stuff absolutely love your work uh i've got a debate club for you today there was a a kid an eighth grader i think in california who black belt banned from going to other sporting events because he turned up with uh what looks like excessive eye black i just saw this it's not

even black face i love how nick's like black face right no this just saw this. It's not even blackface. I love how Nick's like blackface, right? No, this is why. This is why. You got to hear the second half. And later on, they've accused him of wearing blackface. What? And banned him from going to any future sporting events.

MLB players do that. So the obvious question is, who wore it better? Him or Justin Trudeau? Cheers, guys. Buzz buzz. Soar. You know what's funny is is he's like well i gotta put it because the sun's in my eyes and his dad was like all right you know oh we're not done yet just stay there just stay there stay there sit there fucking blast

no it's gonna be cool man bryce harper Harper does this. You know what sucks is who's this for? The kid's not. He's fucking eight. That's what I'm saying. Who's this for? He's eight. This is one of those like, hey, look at us. We're being good.

It's like, fuck off, man. But also, you do the forehead, you're full-blown blackface. If it's just eyeballs down, dude, it's to perform. That's a good one. Top left. Yeah, yeah. Top left is great. It's like the brave heart of blackface.

Justin Trudeau's technically brownface, I should say that. Yeah, correct. That's what he's going for. He's Fidel Castro's son, whatever. That is so funny, though, that there's like a certain amount that if you do too much, that's considered blackface. And that is over the line, what that kid did.

Dude, my Danny Polishuk used to do a joke on stage where he goes, someone, a sports athlete is going to accidentally put on too much. Really? Swear to God. He was doing it. This was a couple years ago. He would do that joke. Go up and look at the kid.

It was crazy. If this was blue, it would be okay. Well, he'd be William Wallace. Yeah. If it was blue or yellow be okay well he'd be william wallace yeah yeah if it was blue or yellow this is red yellow might be problematic so i would say i would argue that only if you did this i would argue yeah yeah yeah i would argue that half of his face is is covered probably about half so do you think half of it is like what if he just concentrated on only the forehead area?

No, no. But my question is this, like, is this something? Is it like supposed to be a machete or some kind of like what? Right. What's their mascot? I just wanted to look bad ass. Yes. Totally.

Totally. This kid is not like he doesn't know the fucking history of blackface. A week later, the boy was called into the office at school suspended for intending to do harm he's like what would be hilarious though he was trying to do blackface and he was like yeah like the whole thing he was like i thought i was so close to getting away yeah he's like what i had no idea he turns around he goes like just almost yeah yeah he's like dad that's wild but you know let's say even if that's true right then that says more about his parents because where do you learn that no of course yeah of course you don't suspend this kid i mean i don't know man this wild it's wild it's wild where's

it at nick where did they that was in california but here's the deal california is the same that's sexy we're just like yeah oh yeah but here's the thing here's sense. But here's the deal. California Canada is the same. Yeah, that's flexing. We're just like, oh, California. But here's the thing. Here's the thing about that is you know that. What was I going to say? Fuck. You know that. Fuck.

God damn it. I need to drink Ginkgo biloba. I don't know what I was going to say, man. Yeah, but there's certain comments in Canada. The California teacher who came out there was probably just crying his eyes out. Oh, I know what I was going to say. White people got him in trouble. This is, you know, white people were like, you can't do that.

You guys are the worst. I know. Eat our own, right? One white person, nothing worse. Not me, dude. I'm Italian. I'm Italian. What's worse?

We should do a poll. What's worse? A super woke white person looking for racism, right? Or an actual racist. Who's worse? The actual racist. Yeah. Who's worse? The actual racist is in the closet. But they're in the closet. They're like a secret society. They might put some comments online, but like an actual

Karen, like woke Karen, who's like on social media or fucking, you know, out front of your bank. Who do you want to go to lunch with? White women are the racist. Yeah, yeah, for sure. How'd you get here? White women are hilarious. Go ahead, go ahead. White women are hilarious because they think they lead with,

oh, I'm a minority because I'm a woman. You're white. You're white. They're like, yeah, fuck this, fuck them, fuck these white men. You're white. Nobody really believes it. You're like, okay, okay okay okay sweetheart you know what i mean you turn to rodney dangerfield no but like no okay dude you could have had it it was

like a few months where like we were like yeah yeah okay white women yeah and then they were like yeah but now this shit yeah they're like they complain about this shit and you were like well you know what's crazy about that it's? It's just something weird about the white women. Because even the ones that are like, anytime you see a trans person and they're going off and they're doing that thing where they're like, ah! Is that a thing? It used to be a white woman. It used to be a white woman. It's either now a white woman or used to be a white woman.

You rarely see any minority trans person doing that. Because they got real problems. Because if you were a black man, you rarely see any minority trans person doing that. Because if you were a black man, you were already dealing with shit. And now you made yourself a woman? You're not out here. What the fuck are we talking about? That's one of the best points

I've ever heard in my life. But you guys married two white girls. Yeah, but they're not trans. Yeah. They're not? I guess I know. And my wife's Jewish. Yeah. They're not? I guess I know. And my wife's Jewish. Yeah.

How's she taking it? Yeah, bye, dude. Bye, of course. It's all good. Can I wear Yeezys around her?

Fuck you. You got a girl? White girl? Yeah, white girl. But historically not. Yeah. Oh,

really? Oh, let us know. Come, let's hear the list. Indian's sort of in my main shit. Really? Toronto?

See, that nose piercing? Toronto. That nose piercing, I was like, there on. Let's hear the list. Indian's sort of in my main shit. Really? In Toronto? See, that nose piercing? Toronto. That nose piercing. The piercing, I was like, there's no way it's just white girls. His phone was always working. You know what I mean? Historically, Indian's kind of in my jam.

Really? His phone was always working, you idiot. And then what made you convert to the... It just sort of happens. You know how you guys... In Toronto, yeah, there's a lot, though. And, you know, some are... Yeah, it is weird. There's a lot. There's a lot of indian women some might say too many bit of an invasion no indians like yeah my school right now like the high school i went to probably

a little less than when i was there but like when my brother went to high school it'd be like 25 percent indian real quick just for my clarification here, are we talking dot Indian or feather Indian? Yeah, dot. I don't know. You should know that. I don't know. There's a lot of Native Americans up there. Indian bros in Toronto are way different. They're either

finance bros or hood dudes. Oh, interesting. A little bit of both. I feel like here they're more college kid type. Yes that guy indians are fighting dude i don't know because the israel palestine stuff popped all this stuff off there's this one part like parking lot in brampton where they would just go and have these like massive brawls whoa like the two different like seeks dude it's crazy it still happens and one just happened recently because of the palestine stuff like because a lot of the indian dudes don't fuck with Muslims really, right?

They don't get along. No, they don't get along at all. I thought Indians liked everybody. In Canada? Yeah, I know. Everyone, it's funny because everyone will be like, oh, you guys are all together. And they're like, no, we're not. We hate each other.

So this is happening in Canada? In front of Tim Hortons. Tim Hortons. That's hilarious. Of course it's the Tim. The most Canadian thing ever. They're skating over each other. So this is happening in Canada? In front of Tim Hortons. In front of Tim Hortons. That's hilarious. Of course it's the Tim Hortons. The most Canadian thing ever. They're skating over each other. Oh, buddy.

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Dude, this is the craziest thing about Canada. Like, this is the craziest thing about Canada. Like, attractive female cops. It's just cute. It's that, bro, you go to, like, the TSA, when you, in America, warlock. In fucking Toronto, they're like, can I see your passport?

And you're like, yes. You can have it. Like, it's just, I can get you one of these back. It's just crazy. You'll see a construction worker, and she's like an eight. And you're like, sweetheart, what are you doing? What are you doing?

You can have it all. Come to L.A. That says more about the Canadian men. Yeah. The ratio. The hot girls got to get construction jobs because the canadian man ain't shit no offense but the ratio in toronto's popping too there's so many pretty people toronto's crazy bro not so toronto montreal pretty fucking good yeah montreal's great but toronto is number one bro You don't have to go that far to stop.

Yeah. You take like an hour north. I've been to Saskatoon. Yeah, but also fucking California though. California chicks, man. But they're from everywhere else though. I know, it's true.

It's from here. It's true. The hot ones. Toronto might be number one for hottest. Oh, well, I mean. Toronto's up. Let's, if you really want to break it down. Go ahead. You know, I mean, bro, when you go to Miami, when you go to Miami, when you go to, I mean, you know what I mean.

Is that your flavor? Definitely. It depends on if that's your flavor. It does. It does. But also, Miami kind of cheats. It's for sure your flavor. Miami kind of is cheap.

I can't go to Miami. But Miami. I'm like a gremlin at midnight. Hey, baby But also Miami kind of cheats. Sure, your flavor. Miami kind of is cheating. I can't go to Miami. But Miami. I'm like a gremlin at midnight. Hey, baby. Get off the plane. Oh, shit. Get Brendan. He's coming.

He's coming. Get Brendan. Dude. His picture's up in every. He's busting a nut. Ah, fuck. He just got off the plane. He's busting a nut.

Dude, the thing about Miami is it might be a little unfair because everybody's always showing skin. So it's a little bit harder because, of course, everyone looks hotter because they're showing skin. There's some fat guys showing skin. Very unfair. I'm not talking about men, bro. Jared Leto's showing down over there.

I'm saying, like, in colder areas, if the women are hot in colder areas, that speaks more because they're not... They're bundled up. They're bundled up. They've got their pretty face. Not tanned.

Exactly. Okay. What's this, Nate? Hottest girls. They're just hot, bro. They're just... up. They're bundled up. They've got their pretty face. Not tanned. Exactly. Okay. What's this, Nate? Hottest girls. They're just hot, bro. They're just, I don't know. You've been there, right? I like to lay out like a dead fish.

Oh. Yeah, Nelk said he was trying to say they're the hottest girls, but I guess she's a Toronto girl. I like to lay out like a dead fish. Okay. Well, that's an accurate picture. I let Rick Ross shit in my mouth. Wait, wait, wait. Why?

He's tatted up. He's big. Like, you know, he's sexy. Who else would you let shit in your mouth? Um, you. I don't know if I'd be able to bring myself there mentally. Why? Well, because I'm sort of bathroom shy.

So are you capping? I'm not. I would never cap in the face of a legend. What? This is... what are the consequences so there are other girls though there's a few warlocks up north i know i don't think i've ever you're like you're like shallow how every call you see oh as soon as i hear that tor Toronto accent y'all dog honestly put it in me for real this girl's a dime piece sup this guy's a crew my name is Mason I'm from Oklahoma I just have a little debate for you guys I am like 6'3", 285. Nice. Fuck yeah, dude. Wife's like 110,

5 foot with shoes. Wow. So one night me and my buddies were talking about what would be better, like a girl your height, shorter girl, taller girl to get with. But anyways, that led to a conversation. Would you rather get with a girl that's like 4'6 or 7'6? Wow. 7'6? I think 4'6.

That's too much. 4'6 over 7'6. If you made it 6'6 or 4'6, then that's a little different. 6'6 is a lot. I know, but you could be like, 4'6 or 6'6. 7'6? But you have to think about the proportions, too. So think of Kristen.

She's what? 5'6? 5'7? 7'5. So she's 5'7. Yeah. So think if she had another. She had two feet on her.

So like, was she like, I think that is the black guy logic where it's like, no, but it's more girl. Thank you. That's more. I would say that's a good question. Think about it. It's a lot more. No, no, no, no.

But I'm saying it's like, what is the proportion? You know what? I'll tell you what. No, no, no. But what's the proportion? I'll tell you what. Dude, think of that ass, dude. You know?

I'll tell you what. You know what? I'll tell you what. No, but what's the proportion? I'll tell you what. Dude, think of that ass, dude. You know? I'll tell you what.

If Kristen was 6'6 or 7'6, I would just honestly say, fuck it. And this is no cap, bro. I would say, fuck it. And just start being the beta to it. And be like, fuck it. You can just do everything. What if she was even his size? Like, imagine this body, this size, and then her face.

I'll do whatever you say. Fuck it. I don't have to think anymore. Yeah, I don't give a fuck, bro. You'd be at her WNBA games. Here we go. Protein shakes the dinner again. What? Who's the tallest girl you've been with? How about that?

6'2"? Tallest girl you've been with How about that 6'2 6'1 6'2 Tallest girl you've been with See I have a theory Actually about this That's always funny bro That's always good

No but if I feel like I feel like if you're tall You don't want As much of a tall girl Correct Because it does feel like Okay let's say she's hot

Right You almost get less points For it Because people will be like Well yeah Because your options Are only other tall guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Damn it, man. Do you know what I mean? My six-foot wife is with me. See what I'm saying? Fuck you. The rule is down. I'm six foot? Yeah, she's like five, 11, six foot, yeah.

Yeah, big deal. How tall are you? I'm 6'3". That's what I'm saying, though. Her options. She can't be. So everyone 5'10 is out of the question for her. Right. But't be. So everyone 5'10 is out of the question for her. But I think pretty much everyone 5'10 is out of the question for every chick until they're

like, they meet them and they're like, they're a little less shallow than you. That only started recently. Of course. Well, first of all, you have to think about this, too, is like, if your girl likes to wear heels, then that's a whole other thing, too. Well, of course, yeah. So even if you're a dude and you're a solid 5'9", okay girl is five even if your girl's five eight yeah now she can't wear shit nah so they don't like that no but there's some there's some hot girls over the guy could get the guy could

get heels the guy could get heels no but that's like the santa's heels what are you defanches yeah there's a you know vin diesel yeah they're obviously but there's um there's there's like no there's like lore out there that he wears these heightening boots and there's a do you know Vin Diesel yeah there obviously but there's there's there's like lore out there that he wears these heightening boots and there's all these guys that made these videos

oh that's funny we gotta look at that well they go because they post him standing next to all these different people and they're how is he the same height

as all these different people oh well I believe that 100% I mean yeah apparently Vin Diesel rocks the heighteners but that's a thing

in Hollywood anyway there's a few in Hollywood anyway. There's a few guys that do that. Tom Cruise is like 4'7". His feet don't touch the ground when he's on a seat. It's crazy. Well, they used to do that back in the day. These famous cowboy stars. Yeah, they put them in holes or on a crate.

Or they're on like a crate or something. What's the DeSantis thing? I actually haven't seen these. Look at his heels. Well, those are just cowboy boots, aren't they? Weird ones. With the biggest boot of all time up there on the back. It's kind of like he's a little dude.

Sort of has trouble walking in them, too. That's the other funny part. He's clearly doing it to appear bigger. Yeah, I guess, yeah. You just got to own your littleness. I know, it's true. You have to respect, though, that everyone's been trashing him. He's still going with it.

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Let me ask you this. Just a question. Do people have less respect for him because he's short or because he was trying to hide it? Both. No, trying to hide it is horrible. That's the thing.

Yeah, yeah. I think if he was just a little dude out there being a little dude, it's better than being like a little dude who's ashamed of being a little dude. But how tall is he? I'm calling 5'10 a little dude. Is he 5'10? It's not. No, 5'10 is normal.

But we're all really tall. You're tall, too. Yeah. What are you, he 5'10? It's not. No, 5'10 is normal. But we're all really tall. You're tall, too. Yeah. What are you, like 6'3? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. This is weird, actually. I'm 6'2.

I'm the shortest. Yeah, we'd be like a tall boy band. You know what I mean? Tall, tall, tall. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. We only have tall guests. Harlan was tall, too. Yeah, true.

Harlan Williams. We got to get some of my little in here. Who's the shortest person in here? Kevin? It might be Kev. He's six feet. That's what I'm saying. He's six.

That's not small. Do you have trouble getting girls at 5'10"? No, not 5'10". 5'10", I think 5'10 is okay. Anything under 5'10", you're in trouble. 5'9 struggles. One girl under 5'10, you're in trouble. There's a lot of little chicks out there. 5'9 struggles. One girl said you're not tall enough.

Kim Kardashian is like 4'8 or something, right? She's little. Yeah, but they still want six, five guys. I know, I know. Am I crazy that this wasn't around five years ago? The internet just kind of exposed everything. This new thing where I never heard anything about the over six foot thing. It foot it was a thing it just the internet made it kind of pervasive probably gonna get to you because you're taller too true yeah you're taller so you're never gonna hear about it you don't hear

it but you talk to some short kings on the street it's around on the street saying they're being discriminated against for years this guy's so tall he's like i've never heard this before that's like a white guy saying like racism what racism i'm've never... What racism? I'm telling you, it's everywhere now. It is a big deal now. Five years ago, I didn't even... That's what I'm saying. I was saying, where's all this, like, tall guys are amazing shit when I was... Oh, no, no, no. That's a whole, like... Yeah, I know. Who you

telling? Exactly. We knew we had value. You didn't know that? Almost right under 6'5". Just tower over people? I want to be 6'5". Almost right under 6'5". Just tower over people? I want to be 6'3". What's this girl's name again?

Whoa Vicky? Right? Is that Whoa Vicky? No, this is that Canadian accent popping off. No, I know, but I think her name is Whoa Vicky. Oh, is this Whoa Vicky? Oh, maybe it's... No, she's not Canadian.

Whoa Vicky's a different girl. Okay, but there's a couple Canadian accent girls. What's up with this? Whoa Vicky's one of them. Let's play it. Let's play it. And what I don't like is if the business is true, that you left your moms in the hood, somebody go smoke that ute.

You don't leave your moms nowhere. You have money and you left your moms there? Yo, you're sick to my stomach, fam. But if it's not true, Shorty's just talking shit. That's Toronto. Yo, you're sick. You know what's crazy about that? It's almost like getting close to Puerto Rican.

A little bit. Remember Rosie Perez? Sometimes when you win, you actually lose. It's almost like getting close to Puerto Rican. A little bit. Remember Rosie Perez? Sometimes when you win, you actually lose. And sometimes when you lose, you actually win. That was white man can't jump. Hell yeah. And sometimes when you win or lose, you actually die. So that is almost there.

That's right when she left Woody right at the end yeah played the one last game now let's not get too deep into the white man can jump but

that's a great movie he has the white man can jump kicks on no I know it's great have you seen the new one with uh oh my god I know you've seen it right

oh I didn't see it it's so bad well of course it is it's so bad no no no it's so bad why would you do that to yourself

but I tell you what though dad dude that's a charming motherfucker. Jack Harlow? Yeah. He is a charming dude, man. And you just look at videos of him flirting with women online, and he's just like, he got that thing where women just like, oh, I think I like him, and they take their clothes off.

But he's tall, too, right? I heard he's tall. Yeah. He's playing a basketball player. Right, right. Who else is in that movie? It's him and who? Schultz is in that, right?

Yeah. It's him and who in that? I don't remember. I just didn't like it. I didn't like it. I just thought it was so cheesy and corny. Well, why remake that?

Why do they do that? What's your feeling on remakes? Like, if you're going to make a remake, do you make it exactly the same? Oh, you put a girl in it. Yeah, an Indian girl. Indian girl.

Actually, now we're talking. White women can't jump? That'd be funny. That would just be like, well, it. Yeah. An Indian girl. An Indian girl. Actually, now we're talking. White women can't jump? That'd be funny. That would just be like, well, yeah. Yeah. White men can't jump because they're evil. That would be the remake. Yeah, yeah.

I'll tell you what. I saw Candyman in the remake. Oh, I did too. When I was growing up, I feel like that was like the scariest. Me too. I was so scared. It stressed me out when I was a kid. And the new one, it was like they almost made Candyman a little bit the good guy.

It was not scary. So it's not scary because you're empathizing with Candyman. Here's what's crazy about- Is that the one Chris Rock directed? Didn't he direct the horror movie? No, no. No, Spyro. Really?

He did Saw. He did Saw. Chris Rock directed a Saw? You're so embarrassing you thought he directed that. He directed Saw, dude. Saw was bad. The new Saw was bad. Can I say something?

Here's what's crazy about Candyman being so- Embarrassing you thought he directed that. You directed Saw, dude. Saw was bad. The new Saw was bad. Can I say something? Here's what's crazy about Candyman being so scary to especially white dudes. He didn't have a mask. He didn't have a crazy look. He was just a black guy. Yeah, who came through your mirror. He was just a black guy, and you guys were like, oh, that movie scared the shit out of me.

Forgetting the hook for hand. He didn't have Freddy. He wasn't Jason. He had a hook. Yeah, the bees. Oh, now he's not afraid of bees.

It just was like, his hook was bigger than a white guy's hook. That was the old school joke for a lot of the 90s black comics. Hey, can we bring up

B.I.V.E. in here and see if he holds up? I mean, remember, if they're white, it's got to be it. They got to have like a sound thing. They got to go through 10 hours of makeup.

Yeah, black guy just got to come in. Are you ready? Dude, he was terrifying. The hook, the beat came through the fucking mirror. Stop talking about the hook. We know why you thought he was scary. He had a hook. If you're such a big man, go say it three times in the mirror.

Yeah, dude. Good point, man. go say it three times in the mirror yeah dude good point man go say it three times in the fucking mirror your computer's down nick or what it's kind of flipping out oh that was the most stressful movie growing up i never saw that one growing up chains though dude even over like well i don't know for me like again i'm old so it was like that the the first Friday the 13th was scary as fuck to me. No, Jason just misunderstood. He was misunderstood. And he was slow. Thank you.

He was so misunderstood. Jason and Freddy and Mike Myers, Michael Myers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those three. The Austin Powers guy was the scary Michael Myers. No, Michael Myers, Jason, and Freddy. I watched all that. No, but Texas Chainsaw was like, but that's like, I ran into my car. Yeah, gore isn't really good.

Gore, I don't like gore. It doesn't make me scared. Yeah, yeah. That movie's disgusting. Especially when they showed the reals. Like Hostel. Oh, my God. Have you seen Hostel?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't think, I guess when you're going to a hostel, maybe I went to less hostels because of it. But as a kid, Candyman Zoo, you're like, oh, that guy's coming into my room. Texas Chainsaw Guy, I felt like that. Because they told you it was real. He was like, that's make-believe.

He's like, I've seen 10 black guys like that. Just at the supermarket. You go near the airport and see guys like that. That's actually real. A black guy that wanted revenge for racial injustice. That's real shit. A black guy that wanted revenge for racial injustice. That's real shit. You say it like that. There's never any like... I would love to see like a Latino Jason.

Oh, man. We're going into 80s comedy territory. Yeah, you got a lot of time to get away from them. What if there was a Latino Jason? Hey, dog. I'm coming for you. But that's what it would be in the 80s. What would that look like?

It would be like... I'm doing that tonight. Now do a black Santa Claus. What would that look like? Ho, ho, ho. We're the ho, ho, ho's. Yeah, no, it's... We're the ho, ho, ho's. I'm racist. We're doing ho-ho-hos. Yeah, no, it's... He took it to the real life. We're the ho-ho-hos.

I'm racist. We're doing bad comedy. Yeah, but the way you did it. I bet I can make it work. You had that one ready. He has on his notes app like... Can I make this work? Black Santa Claus.

I got this handled. You know what, CBS, because I went to go buy a Santa Claus for the house, they have a black and a white one now. He meant he went to buy a real person. The black one already went down the chimney. He's white. He just went down the chimney.

Yeah. The black one's cheaper. I'm at the baby store. It's not cheaper. I'm at the baby store, and the dolls now, they got the little black dolls, baby dolls in the strollers and stuff.

Did you buy that one? When I saw it, I was like, no, no, no. I'm talking about to show you what a baby looks like in the thing. Oh, word. Then they got different dolls now. So they got the black doll in there now.

Well, they should have. I think they already had black dolls. No, no, but not like. They should have. They're showcasing them more. They're showcasing them more. But they should. They should.

It's in front of the store now. I think they should, though. Look, we also sell things to black families. Go to CBS. You'll notice you picked either the black center. He's like this or the white Santa. Now let me ask you a question. Is the black doll behind a glass case?

Is it a cage? You've infected him. Let it all out, bro. Get it. This is the show for that. What are you going to do, Nick, with your computer? We're going to get blamed. Ryan Long is now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got Chin's computer hooked up. So next thing we had, this video of catfishing is really technologically advancing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm not even here right now. It's just a hologram. Yeah.

You know, won't we look we were always we knew this day would come where you could just totally man I was watching some of the AI people that they make

they're crazy now yeah you can't tell the difference can someone get me a bottle of water I was thinking in the context of dating what you guys were talking about yeah me too catfishing

I was like how bad's it gotten? How fat was this girl? Because they put porn, right? They'll make it whoever's face. Somebody sued, what's her name, sued? Scarlett Johansson, right? Or one of those people sued.

Somebody sued. See, to me, this is the thing that I don't understand about the AI when it comes to people. Oh, that's a fake person? Yeah.

So they got two phones set up and they're scamming this dude. So who's the person, though? That's the fake one. You can see his arm in the scammers. Clearly some old guy is just not up to date with technology. He thinks he's talking to this girl. It's a black guy? It's Candyman.

He's the girl and he's using some program. Dude, he's like an Inspector Gadget, the claw just through his hand. That guy looks like Hulk Hogan. They're going to get a lot of old people with this shit. I was just someplace where Hulk Hogan's from, and he owns a store now. Florida?

A little store. Yeah, it was in Florida. He owns like a little, where was I in Florida? But anywhere where I was, they were telling me about it. Yeah, he's just there at the store. You could just go there, and he'll talk to people and tell stories and stuff. Pretty cool. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, it's not bad. That would be like if you went to like, it's not bad. Don't be like, if you went to like, you know, you went to like a story like Arnold Schwarzenegger is just like behind the counter

just being chill. I mean, that's like really... Is he like making sandwiches? I don't know what kind of story it is. But it's not even like a huge mega... It's like a small little thing. That's weird because Hulk Hogan has so much money.

He went to a divorce. Yeah, but this was always his dream. From the sex tape. Oh, he sued. That's right. He's got a lot of money. He went to a divorce. Yeah, but this was always his dream. From the sex tape. Oh, he sued. That's right. He's got a lot of money. He was doing all the wrestling stuff just for his real passion. First time I met Hogan, he had heels on.

Really? How tall is he? He used to be 6'6", and all the back surgeries, he's like 6'3", now 6'2". But he had heels on when I looked down. I'm like, God damn, Doug. Damn. I don't understand this catfish thing. I have to know how the person really looks.

I guess it's not. Instead of just someone like a dude emailing you, I'm a prince. Now I can actually call and FaceTime you. It's not some fat girl with good angles. Because that used to be the thing. You go, okay, well FaceTime me so I know it's real. Right. The guy must have like a microphone or something and you can like it's a fake but then why don't we hear his

voice because we're on his side of it you do because you hear the well well you hear it yeah maybe he's typing i've seen luther a lot and i know how to do this kind of shit you know what you're right listen to me listen to me look guys catfishing. Everybody out there, you meet somebody on the internet. Now you have to do this. You have to not only just get on the phone with them and FaceTime right away. Make an appointment to see them immediately. Because I don't want to hear about somebody. Eric's terrified.

No, I don't want to hear about somebody that three years later they found out it was like a fat dude. You're fucking crazy Well, how does Neve on MTV still have a show after it's been run ten years? Who you telling how stupid are people ten years? What's that one? What happened? I'm on campus on MTV. Yeah, but it's been on ten years They always they always meet him at like like, you know, it's like they meet up at a park I don't know what I got to be in a park And then you know here comes, you know, here comes be in a park you know what i mean and then and then you know here comes you know here comes the big bitch you know what i mean and then like the guy's like that's not her like what like come on there was one where the girl thought she was talking to

gucci gucci band and it was like literally his profile and then they showed up she's i don't think it's him they showed me it was him he's like yo what's up girl you know what i'm getting it was gucci yeah what's up girl yeah i talked to you i'll tell you a real a real thing he fucked her on camera oh my god no they get chicks all the time where she's like oh i, what's up, girl? You know what I'm getting? It was Gucci, man? Yeah, what's up, girl? Yeah, I talked to you. I'll tell you a real thing. And he fucked her on camera. Oh, my God. No, they get chicks all the time where she's like, oh, I'm just chatting with Johnny Depp right now, and he needs me to send him money crazy, you know? Do you think they were like, is it Gucci, man? And then they were like, bitch, it might be.

Chris. They will do that. They'll be like, I'm talking to Mark Wahlberg. He says he's $10,000. That was the Mesa joke Yeah Hey I had this woman

Hit me up And she says Hey listen I'm really trying to get in touch With Matt Reif Because I need to call the police Oh I got a good one about this Yeah

So this girl This girl's telling me That like you know She's been sending money To Matt And it turns out it's fake Right And like

Can you help me get But that's how Matt Reif Made $ it's fake and like can you help me but that's how Matt Rife made 25 million dollars last year can you help me get in contact with him

I'm just like I don't even respond because I'm just like you're crazy why the fuck would this guy need money from you

bro what are you talking about you know what the best part I when Matt announced his tour I commented under his thing and I said, because everyone

was like, does anyone have Toronto tickets? Does anyone have tickets? I wrote, I'm trying to get tickets for Narnia. Please. Like, does somebody have Narnia tickets? Bro, the DMs I got about, bro, I got two Narnia tickets for you. Like, trying to scam me. I think they were just in on the joke.

No, they were not. They were not. Because they were like, pro-tiles of, they were not. They were not because they were like protoss of Indian men. You know what I mean? I would say twice a week I get DMs from girls being like, Hey, I just need to get in front of Theo. If you can just introduce me to Theo, I'm telling you I can help him, make him feel better.

Oh, wow. Twice a week. Minimum twice a week. I've had girls at shows hand me notes to give to Theo. It's crazy. No, but it's like, okay. Dude, I don't know. I mean, it's like, I guess there is something about,

I can remember back in the day when it first started. I remember like the Yahoo chat rooms and all those kind of things. And you'd be in there thinking. You're hopeful. Everybody's living our fantasy. Yeah, you're hopeful you're going to meet the woman you love. You're hopeful. But it's like, damn, at a certain point, now I always say like, you're hopeful you're going to meet the woman you love. You're hopeful. But it's like, damn, at a certain point,

now I always say, like, you know, you got FaceTime, Google Talk, Zoom, you know? You could reverse image their picture to fucking see where they're really from. Oh, man, this person's on Pornhub. Okay, fuck it, you know? Yeah, dude. It's not who I'm talking to.

It's all crazy. Let me ask you a question. How much would that piss you off if someone gave you, they made an ai porn of you with your face made it look like it was you and then gave you a tiny rod oh that'd be hilarious here's what i would use it to i feel like people would know that it wasn't me they definitely know it's fake you know what's crazy about this thing like they're talking about the ai the thing that i don't understand if we play music on our podcast on youtube anyone's music right it gets flagged we get demonetized

they get the money because it's intellectual property right but i can't do that with my face and image well that's part of the reason the strike right i know but i'm saying it doesn't make any sense but what i feel like in the future they just it's just gonna be like scarlett shohansson the porn company should go to her we'll pay you 10 million dollars for your likeness right and she goes okay right yeah bruce bruce willis sold his likeness for millions. She's they put me in movies How much like 40 bucks? I don't know really? Yeah. Yeah, he sold his like he was the first he was the first Bro, that would be so dope if they made more diehards and they made it look well Well, they did that with Indiana Jones man. Yeah. Well, I know know. The latest Indiana Jones, I thought it looked weird, and it was actually his old voice.

Right. Like he was like, you know he was doing the voiceover. Right. But that would have been a great Indiana Jones movie. But after someone dies, to then put them into a movie, that will happen. That's why Bruce Willis sold his plastic phone. That will be insane. Yeah.

That will be insane. If a porn company, like if Pornhub or OnlyFans came and was like, hey man, we want to use your name and likeness and just drill black dudes. But we'll give you five mil. No, I would be only if I'm the one getting drilled.

Yes. Yeah, but it's not actually you, it's just your face. Yes. Of course it's not really me, man. Well, I don't know what you're into. Yeah, but it's not actually you. It's just your face. Yes. Of course it's not really me, man. Well, I don't know what you're into. Yeah, but on the internet, people like... You get more money. He had to go in and actually do one so they could see what it looks like. No, you have to do it.

You have to wear the green screen. Like a video game? You're just doing this with green screen? We need to get your movement down. He's not even black. We're going to make him black in the thing. The thing to get your movement down. He's not even black. We're going to make him black in the thing. That's the future of it. But I just don't understand

when it comes to intellectual property, the music business got it on lock, but we can't do it for real life. Or how about, let's say, this is what should happen. Somebody uses your likeness. You know what should happen? Bill should come and be like, I made that.

So you have to pay me. Because you came from his nutsack. Yeah. Like Bill made you. So he's got to like, you have to pay your parents. Because it's the most bizarre bullshit. But think about like paparazzi. If you walk out of here, Ryan, they take your picture.

You don't own it. I know, right? They own it. If they take it in your house, you do. That's public area, right? Yeah. You have to put credit for when somebody takes a picture of you. Yeah.

You have to put your credit. They took a picture of you. That's pretty crazy. And I don't understand. I actually never thought of that. Good point. Sean Penn, when he was talking about the writer's strike and how they want the use of AI, he was like,

so you want my scans and voice data and all that. Okay. Here's what I think is fair. I want your daughters because I want to create a virtual replica of her and invite my friends over to do whatever we want in a virtual party right now. It's a fair comparison, but how you guys like it? Yeah,

but I don't know if you should use that. I'm not joking. Serious. I've had this idea for a while. Kind of unrelated. This is my pitch. Oh, you read the same article. Yeah.

I mean, better way to make the point probably, but I guess it was to be harsh. You don't want it to be harsh. Yeah. Well, he's a harsh dude. Maybe say wife. That would have been a little bit better. But still, yeah.

He went hard in the paint. No, because I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. You had to go with the thing. Right, right, right. Yeah, the most extreme. You could have went with wife. No, because I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. You had to go with the thing. Right, right, right. The most extreme. You could have went with life. No, you know what?

To me, this was all a smokescreen. It's all about, it's really just about money. Well, you know, what I'm saying is this. They had the SAG was like fussing about AI, AI, AI, when it really should have been about residuals, residuals, money, money, more money, okay? Because, like, if the studios don't use AI, they lose nothing. What are they?

There's no, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's such a ridiculous thing to be like, just, well, they'll figure it out. You're an actor. They'll figure it out. Are you an actor, Ryan? Are you acting, too? I used to.

I feel like I'm kind of retired now. Yeah, you found your niche. I mean, I don't know. Auditions is a nightmare. Yeah. Makes you feel like a loser. got better stuff about i basically told my agent i said i'm gonna be offer only so far it's been zero yeah yeah i did the same that's how it should be though but eric where did they settle on with the strike it's over now right yeah yeah they said it's actually some good stuff they have in there but i think they'll strike again in four years

yeah you know i mean a lot of the things that, like, the writers and actors, what they settled on, to me, is, like, it's not going to be enough in the long run. It'll work right now, though. Like, one of the things is, like— I'll get Narcos episode three. With the writer's strike, it was like, you have to get 20% of the subscriber base to watch your show in the first 90 days. Then you get extra residuals. Well, Netflix has the data. They know that that's never going to happen.

Right, right, right. Of course. And the shows that does happen, they're already getting paid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then in four years, the actors and writers are going to be like, oh, we didn't really make any residuals because we didn't hit these benchmarks. But they did raise the minimums for the salaries. That's kind of fair, though, right?

Like, you got to hit benchmarks for residuals. We can't just be giving residuals to everybody. If they're unattainable, then, you know. Do we know if they're unattainable? I feel like they are. I don't think that,

like 20% of the whole subscriber base in the United States, how many users is that? It would have to be like, no one's watching network TV like that. You know what I'm saying? You're saying it's more like if you hit a home run,

you get residuals. You're saying it should just be if you hit a home run, you get residuals. Yeah. You're saying it should just be like sort of more just singles or doubles? More tiers. Yeah, there's no tiers. It's just like – and then the other one was like with the writers, you get residuals on projects that are $30 million and more. Well, then now Netflix and then people are going to be like, here's $29 million to make your project. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, what are we talking about? Unless it's the big dogs like Stranger Things. Yeah, but those shows are already getting money. But are they getting residuals? Yeah. Because the guy from Squid Games is like, my family sent me up. I made no money.

Oh, well, that's because that's international. That's international stuff that they're taking advantage. There's no rules internationally. I did a show in Canada. And I'd always be paying everyone in residuals. I had to be like, it is a hassle if you're a small little production studio, and you're like, okay, a month later, I've got to send this guy $13. It's kind of a hassle.

But, I mean, that's the thing, too. It's the little shows that, you know, there's a lot of projects. The AI, though, I don't think anything that has, like, artistry, they can really replicate. But you're telling me, like, a cop show that's gone 15 seasons is super formulaic. AI can't just crank out those 10 scripts? 100%. Yeah.

Why would you even want to do it? Like why does Ice-T still want to be on a Law & Order special victims unit? He can just like just use my, you know. Yeah, yeah. As long as I still, what I'm saying is this. I don't care about that. The thing is like to act like you shouldn't pay the person that you're using is crazy. It's crazy.

Crazy. It's fucking crazy. Because you'd have to use anything else. It was a cartoon. You'd have to pay Disney. You play six seconds of it. You know what else they do on YouTube now? Let's say you show a trailer of a movie.

If we showed a trailer of a movie, the AI in the YouTube flags that. I know. They even flag the video the video we don't own it i know i know but if you're flagging a video but you can't flag like hey that's me you can't use me or you have to pay me what crazy how do you think it shakes down like what ice tea basically finishes last season then he goes he just records 101 liners and then they can use him whatever yeah oh shit he's been in so many episodes they're just gonna pull it from those they don't even need the him to come in they got enough data that they could put his voice into the machine make him younger ice tea in law and order is

incredible crazy yeah it's all one-liners you know it's crazy now people don't even know he was a rapper they just think he's an actor i didn't even know he rapped yeah no i'm just kidding he always if you ever watch those episodes I see always walks in and the first thing he always goes could be a working girl. Always thinks it's a prostitute. No matter what. It's like a school teacher gets killed. He goes, could be a working girl.

Could be a working girl. She was probably a hoe. All right. Last one. All right. We're back in business. That was a disaster. What's going on, boys?

Got another debate club going on for y'all. What is the best war movie? You're tripping if you don't say Lone Survivor, but I want to hear the debate. Let's do it. Well, you can't do that. You can't. Yeah, tell us.

What are you talking about? All Quiet on the Western Front Is by far the best War movie If you guys see it It was on Netflix I don't really watch War movies honestly You don't like war movies?

Nah it's too much for me You like stupid shit No it's just like Too emotional I thought Saving Private Ryan Was a great war movie It's great You were saying

Schindler's List Before it started Great war movie though That is a great war movie I haven't seen I seen so many of these. Fury is fantastic. Oh, Stripes is hilarious. All Quiet on the Western Front blows out of the water.

I liked American Sniper. Hot Topic? I don't know if I can say that military. Braveheart is a great war movie, too, then, if you're going to think about it like that. No, war movies should be like. Yeah, I don't know. Like real shit. No, but like. Yeah yeah i don't know like real no but like yeah i don't know i guess it's all about war man there's a lot of wars in there

he's right he's right you know what i mean any canadian war movies oh they have the canadian army just goes to like train the other armies poorly it's a canadian war movie we called it'd be called Bitched Out You know Now we do learn about Vimy Ridge was the big one Full Metal Jacket's lit Yeah Oh yeah Platoon

Yeah Fury's fantastic I would say Civil War With Iron Man And Captain America Is probably the best war movie How dare you Stripes

I haven't seen I really don't watch War movies man Have you seen 1917 They're my favorite movies Nope They're my favorite movies. Nope. They're my favorite movies. That's a really interesting

how they made it. They made it look like it was a one shot. Yeah. I did see Saving Private Ryan. That was a great movie. That's what I'm saying. Saving Private Ryan was great.

It was one of the first times they showed war in a way that you were like, ooh, this doesn't look fun. Dude, Eric, you've never seen All Quiet on the Western Front from World War I?

Bro. That's old. What's the one with, the one from the one with the guy from The Godfather? Oh, that one right there. Apocalypse Now? Oh, yes. Most people picked that. I think my brother said that's the best movie ever.

To me, the AI porn of Saving Private Ryan, which was sucking Ryan's private. Yeah. I saw that one. Yeah. Wait, I just want to know. sucking Ryan's private. Wait, I just want to know why are you locking eyes with me about sucking off private Ryan?

These are the fucking weirdos. Hey, they've already seen it. I know. It'd be funny. I'm the one who sent it to him. It doesn't glorious bastards count. Oh, that's a great, fantastic movie.

I guess. I mean, Tarantino's's world war one of the best at dial writing dialogue the new mini series on netflix about the french people what's that one the guys and uh what about small just out now and it's honestly pretty good what about small soldiers that's a great war movie so stupid okay right there all right cinephiles here gi joe how about gi joe yeah jane there you go guys i. Guys, Chris, this is a plane movie for us. Okay. Have you seen the new Transformers?

Saw it on the plane. I don't understand how they keep that. Now they're going back to 1994 in this movie. So all the other Transformers, they didn't know about this shit to happen, and then they're just setting up G.I. Joe? I was like, crazy. Bonkers, bonkers. Bonkers. They watch horrible movies and talk about them. I saw it on up G.I. Joe. I was like, crazy. Bonkers, bonkers. Bonkers.

They watch horrible movies and talk about them. On the plane. Perfect plane movie. So bad. I don't subscribe. So bad. Unbelievably bad movie. But I just love it.

Every time the Transformers transform, I love that shit. That was my jam. Did you see Bumblebee? Yeah. Who? I saw all of them. They're stupid. See what?

I like Bumblebee. I didn't see that one. I like Bumblebee. One of them was crazy with the product placement. I've never noticed product placement before where it's like the guy's sitting there and he's like, can I have a Pepsi or a Coke or whatever. He comes down on a string and like a glamour shot of a can. I was like, this is out of control.

So out of control. That's when like, what was the one Mike Myers and what was that? Wayne's World. That was the best. Oh, the best. He's all the Reebok gear. Best movie of all time. Is that it, Nicholas? Go to chrislea.com. Give a bunch of tickets.

I got my... Oh, I just announced actually Phoenix and Albuquerque and some new dates over in January. Go get those tickets and then you can get my special there, chrislea.com. Yeah, live it up, dude. Ryan, you got any tour dates? Yeah, check out my podcast, The Boys Cast.

But I'm going to San Jose next, Phoenix, Denver, Toronto, Dublin, London. Oh, damn. Oh, wow. Dublin. International. Cool. And I'll be – I'm at the – well, this drops Thursday. So I'm at the Ice House tonight.

It's too late. But I'm in Chicago December 8th and 9th, and then it's Nashville, Austin, end of January. Then first episode of Toontown just dropped, turning my TRX Demon into a Demon. Over 1,000 horsepower. That just dropped on Toontown YouTube. Get you some.

I don't got a lot because I'm about to have a baby. Congrats. I'm taking the time. I don't got a lot because I'm about to have a baby. Congrats. I'm taking the time. I didn't book too much. I'm doing shows with Matt, so it's just like whatever. Those were already sold out. Ryan, we appreciate you, brother. Killed it.

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