The Golden Hour - Snacks On A Plane | The Golden Hour #18 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

The guys talk Erik's new Shart Kit, Chris' new reversible cargo vest and Brendan's new jean suit jumper. Also, Adidas reuniting with Kanye, a Carhartt fashion debate, The Hype on HBO, an update from Sam the sweater hitter girl, an all new Good News stories segment, airplane etiquette, hemorrhoids and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code GOLDEN Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/OH/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $150 in Bonus Bets (void in NH/OR): Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pre-game moneyline bet. Bet must win. $150 issued as six (6) $25 bonus bets. Bonus Bets are non-cashable and cannot be withdrawn. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Bonus Bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Promotional offer period ends 3/12/23 at 11:59PM ET. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/mmaterms

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Hey, for Calvin's birthday, if I bring my kiddos, you got bouncy castle. Don't make it boring, dude. We have the... What do you got? It was your wife that told my wife the stuff that you get. Oh, okay. So you're doing it legit.

Okay. All right. I'll be there. You guys got snacks? Yeah, we got alcohol, too. Don't worry about it. Yeah. If I'm going to come, you got to do it right.

We were like, it's a kid's party. Don't worry about it. Yeah. If I'm going to come, you got to do it right. We were like, it's a kid's party. Brennan might come out. But it's at 11 a.m. Get the alcohol. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about.

But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden, it's the more white. White bees? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I don't like is they give you white underwear. Those should be camouflaged. Well, if you already pooped yourself.

Yeah. Oh, it's going to be a mass back there, though. Not if you use the wet ones. That's what you're supposed to. You don't just. Everyone needs brown underwear. You got Brahms again, though. You need brown underwear.

Yeah, yeah. The underwear should be brown. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Brown, tan. When you get home, you want to see if it's still. Oh. Oh, you know. You know.

Yeah. So you haven't used it yet. I know. Sometimes you don't know, though. Yeah, but that'd be like having like. Sometimes you don to know oh you know you know yeah so you haven't used it yet i know sometimes you don't know though yeah but that'd be like having like sometimes you don't know they'd be like having like a red tampon you know why don't they yeah yeah yeah you're saying the this all make this all tracked yeah you can't have it no but you can't have a red it's all good it's all good you're still displaying it so it's all good you can't have a red tampon because you don't know

if it's working or not thank you you wouldn't have a red tampon because you don't know if it's working or not. Thank you. You wouldn't have a red tampon, so this is why you wouldn't have brown underwear. Yeah, but hold on. You're supposed to get your period. You're not supposed to shit your pants. No, no, but what I'm saying is that's how you – how do you know you're not on your period anymore? Right, I understand. So for tampons, the red tampon doesn't make sense.

The brown underwear kind of makes sense because you don't want people to know that you're shitting yourself. You're not walking around in your underwear for people to be like, wait, is that a – But when your wife does your laundry, she's like, it looks like a fucking Daytona 500 start line. Yeah. There's streak marks everywhere. Or also – Yeah, but –

Or also you're thinking about you're single and you go to take your pants off, huge shit stain. If it's brown, she doesn't know and you still get the Mac. Mac Daddy. Because it smells. Thank you. off huge shit stain if it's brown she doesn't know and you still get the mac mac daddy because it smells thank you what are you talking about yeah do you think like whew thank god i had these brown underwear on yeah yeah when i'm butt naked you're not gonna thank god for the brown underwear on the ad but white underwear never made that's such an old school thing like even pp stains it's coming back it's coming back. It's coming back. You don't have any white underwear at all?

None. Oh, I do. I actually don't either, but I would. I just don't. Let me see it. Can I see it? I want to see what the... Why did he come in a sock? Yeah, but I want to put it on my...

That's funny. On my shelf. Why does he come in a sock? I don't know. Why not? That's their thing, man. That's their thing, man. It gets cheap.

Why wouldn't it? That's in the business of Shark Kid, so... You're not in the business Of shitting yourself Yeah No He's in the business Of not letting people know He shit himself

Right right right Professional Wait I almost did the other day Yeah I almost did Where was I Chicago No New York

Where was I I will be in Minneapolis I'm shooting my special in Minneapolis April 1st Get your tickets ChrisLeah.com It's going down And then I am also going to be in Austin

And When does this go? Thursday? Yes. Kansas City, I'll be there. Springfield. Are you in Brea this Friday? No. Oh, that's so weird.

I'm there. That is weird. Yeah, I'm there. Two shows only, Brea. Because I have a fight companion on Saturday for the big UFC fight. I'm currently in Vegas. I'm in Vegas. I'm in Vegas.

Come to Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club. I'm in Vegas this weekend. Tulsa. Tulsa, Midland, Texas, and Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Columbus, Cincinnati. Anyway, ChrisLee.com. You and I went a little bit of Dynasty. I knew you were going to wear that, so I put on more pockets. Fuckboy Dynasty.

The vest with a bunch of pockets on it. I got a lot of stuff in there, man. You a fisher? I got my shark kit in there. What is that? You know what's up? You got a problem with it? Check this out.

Still rocking the Yeezy gear, too. Real rebel in the streets. Reversible. Oh, less pockets. In case I don't want to show people that I got stuff going on. Oh, I like the pockets better. I like the pockets better, too. The pockets is like business.

I know, but I'm just saying. But you can do either, right? Dude, real risk taker. Look, this is a Yeezy. No, I don't. It's true. Bro, Adidas and him are making a deal now. Because, yeah, Adidas went, we fucked up.

Yeah, yeah. Nobody cares about anything but money. Nobody cares about anything but money. So anyway, welcome to Golden Hour. This is ridiculous. It's not. Well, you know what? In a good money. So anyway, welcome to Golden Hour. This is ridiculous. It's not. Well, you know what? In a good way.

So thank you. What? He's wearing a fucking jumpsuit, bro. Dude, yeah, because I'm a hardworking man. You have on a jean jumpsuit? Yeah, what's up? Are you a mechanic? You actually look like you work at, bro.

Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. actually look like you work at bro yeah bros bros bro sporting goods what's bro sporting goods is that a real thing yeah that would be his bro sporting goods hey what's up um we got skateboards they would for sure sell that stupid vest we got stupid vests in the back yeah how many pockets you need too many let's go We got skateboards. They would for sure sell that stupid vest there. We got stupid vests in the back.

How many pockets do you need? Too many? Let's go. You never get any shit for rocking the Kanye stuff ever from anybody on the streets? No one getting punched in the face? No, no, dude. No one cares about that stuff. No one talks about it.

Literally no one cares. And that is my problem with stuff like this. It is like if you have a stand that you're trying to take and you believe in something, continue to believe in it. Like continue to make it something that is important because you're trying to really change the world instead of like just, oh, I'm on this for now because everybody's on it. Because the masses are. Then we just forget it. No, by the way, not the masses. No, yeah.

It's not the masses. Well, I'm saying masses on social media because you're going to get those other people to agree with you. Like, yeah, let's get them. Fuck Kanye. You know what? I don't even believe that. Yeah, I don't either.

I think it's all. Like I've said before, the real Illuminati is this really small percentage of Twitter that makes corporations change their... Makes Adidas give away $500 million. But it doesn't work because now Adidas is having it back. Dude, you knew we were going to have it back when they dropped a billion dollars. They don't care, dude. They don't care. It's all about money, obviously.

And this shit's fire. That's the other thing. He makes good clothes. Fire. We'll see. By the way, though, him too realized... He went too far. Yeah.

I hope so. Well, he did. Well, I think he thought like, this is how I'm. I thought it was foolish. I'm going to get out of my Adidas deal. And then everybody else was like, yeah, but we're not going to get in business with you. Right, right, right, right, right. Got it.

It worked, though. I don't know if it did. And there's video of him being like, got him. You would think that it worked for him. But what was he upset? But why did he get out of the. Why do we even want to get out of it because they fucked them how because they they uh licensed his uh merchandise without him so they would make his exact shoe the exact slides

and not put no no no after they fired him right yeah i understand that so so you're saying that's how they fucked him that's how they fucked him by by copying shit and license him without his approval right he's like i didn't say you could sell all that stuff i understand because i don't And that's how they fucked him, by copying shit and licensing without his approval. He's like, I didn't say you could sell all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. Because I don't get paid on that. And they went, sorry, that's part of the deal. They went, no, it's not.

I'm going to get out of my contract. They went, good luck. We got you for four more years. Oh, before they fired us. And he goes, oh, really? Right, got it. You don't think I can get out of it? They go, absolutely not.

We got you. You get contracts right through it. Oh, say less. Watch this. I don't agree with his approach, but wasn't a successful mission if you like that stuff right got it oh no right it was pretty crazy yeah i don't know i don't know it was a tough look for him but he's gone after you know black people before he's gone after he always does like this shocking thing all the time just this one when you fucked with jews he went that's where the lines yeah yeah yeah yeah well you guys seem sad about it don't worry he's coming back no i i just

the whole thing is sad about it you know yeah i know don't don't say that stuff don't do that stuff no i don't like when people get fired i don't like any of that stuff just make shoes the whole thing sad music yeah the whole thing sad yeah it would be cool but let's be happy let's talk about how you're supporting him you got a shirt on this is yeah well i already told you dude i do not care about uh i'm if the shit's fire i'm gonna get it i don't care i'm that's where i stop right when i when i was uh got new balance and people were talking about oh fuck new balance because the owner supports this or that i'm like i'm not looking into it dude i don't care yeah i go to fucking uh i don't go to chick-fil-a but if i want it i'm gonna go or what's the one that's just like they hate gay people whatever it is i don't

know i don't support what i just if this shit's good i'm gonna buy it that's that person fuck him fuck him i don't have to agree with him chick-fil-a sandwich is so good it's yeah shoot fits it's fire chick-fil-a sandwich so good I could roll up and be like, you fat piece of white trash. But I got to say less. No pickles. If Trump made some fire gear, dude, the hat's stupid to me. But if that hat was fire, how would the hat be fire? That's what I want to know. They could do it.

I don't know. Collab with Kanye. What would the, you know what I mean? I don't know. Would it be like if it was a Kango or like, you know what I mean? What would it be?

I'm a Carhartt boy now. You know that, bro. Three episodes in a row. We're in the Carhartt, dude. So if it said Make America Fire Again. Make America Great Again, dude. If it was this fire?

No, he looks like that. First of all, there's got to be beanies. There's got to be Make America Great Again beanies. But are they fire like Carhartt with the fucking, you know what I mean? It's the same beanie.

This is what I don't understand. Beanies are done. There's no redesign of beanies. There's no new beanie. Look, they're all the same. Dude, that American flag was kind of lit, dude. There's no redesign of beanie. It's like a spoon.

I got to get a make America great again beanie like that. Wow. Look at the one with the pom-pom. Those are the fucking... The ones with the... The one with the... Yeah, yeah. Well, those are cool.

It would match your dumb sweater. Look how it's, yeah. Well, that's... Well, those are cool. It would match your dumb sweater. Look how it's $4. Wow, that's amazing. All right. What the fuck? Make my back great again. It says... Look at the beanies.

Look at this guy. He has all the car... Whoa, dude. I'm jealous. What's up, Chris, Brendan, Chris? I'm Jacob from California. Look at his arm. And I noticed the Carhartt beanies becoming a bit of a theme recently on the podcast.

Dude, I got to get all of those. And clearly I've been on that for a while. I'm still known as the Carhartt Beanie guy around school. And I got a debate club for you. What's the best article of clothing to plan your outfits around? Ooh. Planning outfits just around the color of the beanie. But you got to plan your beanie for your hats, jackets, shirts, or whatnot. outfits around. Ooh. Planning outfits just around the color of your genie butt.

You don't have to wear your hats, jackets, shirts, or whatnot. First of all, fuck you. Eric's like, glasses.

Wait. Man, I'm done with y'all. Unbelievable. I think Eric looks good today. You look great. He's insinuating other days you don't look good.

He's saying I don't look good now. Rachel was like, oh, so you're five years old today? Yeah, but you gotta wear what you fucking like, though, bro. That's his style, though. Yeah, I like a good... I like a superhero shirt.

You know what I mean? First of all, you have on a flannel over there, so I don't even want to hear you. Yeah, but there's good- That's a style. I like a superhero shirt, okay? I love you, man. You know what I mean? First of all, you have on a flannel over there, so I don't even want to hear you. Yeah, but there's a Thor underneath it. So we, you know what I mean? Yeah, they have a Wonder Woman shirt underneath. You got motherfuckers on there. And I know the motherfuckers. Don't hate.

This is the Marvel- Oh, that's like the original one. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. It's cool. That's the airbag on that shirt. Listen, man. You get to a certain age.

Make comics great. And you're walking out because you have to cover yourself. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, I'm not trying to make statements. I don't have on a dumbass fishing vest and Mr. T-chains. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It says Calvin on it. Speaking of which. You look like if you had a stop sign, you would be one of those like. Wow. Just going like this. But I tell you what. But if the stop sign was fire, though.

You can't read without a stop sign. Wait, but. So what article closed? Okay, before we get into that. I bet you. Let me guess. I can answer for both of us. I bet you it's jeans.

Shoes. Your pantses It's the kicks No I'd disagree You don't look in the closet first and go I want to wear those dumb green kicks With the swoosh thing Well you don't Eric Right And the dumb laces

You go No you don't start with the shoes I start with the top If You start with the shoes. No, I got to be honest. I know he doesn't start with the shoes. I start with the top. If I want to wear the top, I'll wear the top, and then I'll find out what goes around the top. Then you match the shoes. Yeah.

Sometimes I'll start with the shoes. Very rarely. If they're loud shoes, I'm like, all right, I'll rock those. Right, right, right. The top has to be more basic. I do do that, yes. But this guy obviously centers it around the Carhartt hat, and that's ill as shit. I got to get all those.

I mean, there were like 12 of them. It was hilarious. Was he laying down so they wouldn't fall off? No, he had them on like a cutout box. Oh, that's funny, bro. That electric green one's lit. I start with my belt. So, yeah, I would say top.

I never thought about that. I would say, yeah, top. Now you know. Next time you get a dress, you're going to be like, how am I going to? Yeah. I never thought about that. Yeah, top. Now you know. Next time you get dressed, you're going to be like, how am I going to... Although, I put these pants on first today, and then I put this on. I told you. So Eric was kind of right.

I know. And then I saw this on the way out and I was like, hmm. You know what would be nice? It's in a pile of nonsense. Yeah. You know what? Let's take a pile of nonsense. Yeah. You know why. Let's take a little break, boys. Enough with the shenanigans.

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because you're the only one that can do that. Yes. There's a cool brand, though. It's called Fried Rice. I'm sorry, what did you say? It's called Fried Rice. This is what I'm saying. That's racist, right, Chin?

Chin knows it. Chin, that's racist. He walks in. It's not racist. Chin knows it. It's actually real. It is, yeah. It is. Yeah.

It's an actual brand called Fried Rice. Let me tell you something. First of all, I went in there. Chin was checking your racism. I was double checking. They made... For his HR claim. So I wear jeans a lot, you know, mostly.

All men do. Sometimes, though, I'll wear cargo pants or, you know, a cool, like, the G-Star ones that we like, right? Oh, yeah. Eric knows. So I mostly wear cargo pants or you know a cool like the g-star ones that we like right oh yeah um Eric no so so I I mostly wear jeans I can't really if I like a certain style of pants I'll get it all in different colors right I'm all in so I went to fried rice and they first of all they treat me like the best that like they're my best friends like what's up what are you looking for and I was like I kind of like that it was really nice it was where's it at it's in New York you know like the god damn it yeah yeah you can't get there but they probably have one in la but look this stuff's kind of cool right the one on

the right i like that um but hold on are are you kidding me on the right on the right go left no go back like go back to the pant the guy how the guy looks hey this is our are you kidding me well hold on let me say so i get the pants And I try on these pants And they're awesome And they're cargo And I'm like wow I love these pants And they only make one color bro

So now I'm like fucked I am absolutely fucked What am I gonna do man Scroll down Jin Let's see what else they got Yeah they got some swaggy stuff That raincoat's not gonna work for me No these pants

I wouldn't wear those pants On the left Keep going But let's see the Look these are good Look the middle one I like that I like the hoodie They got some swaggy stuff. That raincoat's not going to work for me. No, these pants, I wouldn't wear those pants on the left. Keep going. Look, these are good. Look at the middle one. I like that. I like the hoodie.

I like the jacket on the right. Oh, that jacket on the left. Look at that jacket on the left. Yes, jacket on the left. And everything's reversible, too. I like the one on the right. Yeah, it's good. See?

Always coming around. I love that. Not coming around. The thing on the right. Look at the pants are not going to work for killing. Anyway, dude, shout out to the- Those big pants are in. I can't do it. Yeah, I know.

Look at that stupid pants on the left. No, see, I would- When you're checking out of a website like this, there should be a section. You put your credit card information. Yeah. And then it says, put your birth date. Yeah.

And then once you put your birth date in, it goes, you're 50. You know what I mean? And it goes, and then they send you to Sears. They send you to Sears. You know what I mean? They send you to Marshalls. What is it?

It's loading. Marshalls? Yeah. They go, dress for less. They go, thank you for trying trying but we can't allow you to be wearing this in public we'd rather you not wear it click it you click it it goes you're 50 you go what the fuck and your computer just goes you've abused you've abused your privilege i just i just feel like when you see a guy spit up coffee all over the place when you see a guy

in something like like that thing on the left. Show me. Go over it. You got belts on the thing. I'm saying I shouldn't be allowed to check out that. If Eric bought those and wore them, holy shit, what's this? I saw this on someone's story last night, but that guy looks like Biden, and he's rocking kicks. That's funny. But he's rocking them guy looks like Biden and he's rocking kicks. That's funny.

But he's rocking them the wrong way. And he's so rich. You know what I'm saying? She probably told him those are cool. He's just trying to get his dicks out. Well, honestly. Those are the lost and found J's. I've been to Clipper games and stuff.

This is the thing, though. It's a white guy like that just sitting in the front row of a basketball game. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. That's my future. There's this one guy that used to encode in the Clipper games. He would always wear like a raggedy ass jumpsuit or something like that. But then somebody leaned over one day and was like,

you see that guy? Yeah. He owns something like he's a billionaire. He invented spoofs. Yeah, something like that. And you just go, damn. But like this guy. Yeah. That guy's a huge fashion You just go, damn. Yeah. But like this guy. Yeah.

Otherwise, he shouldn't be allowed to do that. Well, that guy's an icon. In fact, he creates, he makes clothes or some shit. Oh, so he was grandfathered in. Right, right, right. He's also a mummy. Yeah. Right, right, right.

He is a grandfather that was grandfathered in. Yeah. So I'm okay. There's that guy. Okay. Right. Just him with some hoes. But like, you know, come on.

Oh. All right, let's see what fucking. Did you have a gift? Is that Louis? Let's see what Turok wants. No, this is. You were going to do it. Calvin will open it on his birthday, but this is from the Griffins.

Oh, because you can't go to the party? Yeah, I'm going to Vegas this weekend. Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club. I'm there. Come tomorrow and the rest of the weekend. Yeah, got that in. Nah, fuck. Hey guys. Love the podcast.

Really a big fan of Brandon, Eric, and Chris. Chen, follow you on Instagram. Nick, I don't think I follow you, but anyway. You're not missing anything. Chen, follow you on Instagram Nick, I don't think I follow you but anyway you're not missing anything I don't get why there's so much hate around it I don't get why it's

considered gay or whatever I wear Carhartts every day, I wear North Face I wear Columbia and it's mainly just to keep me warm this is a survival thing this snow is about I don't know, seven feet deep. I'm 6'4", and this shit is way over my head.

He didn't even say where he's at. Yeah, I live on a cabin in the middle of Wyoming. Oh, there you go. I was going to say Wyoming. On Casper Mountain. It's a beautiful view. Imagine living there, huh? But I wear Carhartts because it keeps me warm,

not because it's a fashion statement. Right, right. Yeah, well, we're fuckboys. No, the hate behind Carhartt, not because it's a fashion statement. Right, right. Yeah, well, we're fuckboys. No. Just wanted to know why there was so much hate around you. The hate behind Carhartt is they think it's like this. Keep up the great work and the podcast, all that. Thank you, brother. Stay warm.

It began as a working man's thing. Legit working man's gear. Right, and now you've got people like Paris Hilton wearing it. Well, you know why, though? You know the first one to do it? Before I give you a little back to it, Kanye is the first one that blew him up. Yeah. He wore it to the Met Gala.

Okay. Like a straight up fucking black fucking Carhartt suit, and everyone's like, we need that, and then they blew up. Well, here's the thing. The moment you take what you have on right now, if I give you a fishing pole and a boat, you would look like it's not cool. I'm out there.

No, no, no. What I'm saying is it's not cool i'm out there no no no i'm just what i'm saying is i'm saying you it wouldn't be cool it's not cool when you're using it for the thing it's made for well like this guy just looks like a you know regular ass dude but if he was dressed like yeah i understand it was like at a rap concert yeah but there's level oh there's levels of cool though this is the actual cool this guy's actually cool in actual for like if you were to ask jesus christ is he cool you just gotta be like yes my son you are not right yes so if and then i'm like looking at this guy like he looks cool and then i get the shit and then it's not even necessarily

me but it's like when it gets to like paris hilton and like you got fucking these people out there wearing this shit like they're trying to do here's the hate for car they're trying to do what everyone did with ed hardy they're trying to make it be like oh this was the thing and now that everyone's doing it it's not the thing anymore but carhartt's got the roots it's got the roots in there uh ed hardy was like a flash in a pan thing well he's a tattoo artist i know because the people like this guy yeah he's been wearing actually using yeah right he's like i'm just right it must be so frustrating for this guy to be like yeah i have 75 feet of snow in my backyard.

Yeah, yeah, fuck these people. That's why I need this. But also, Carhartt Price has gone up. He's like, what the fuck? Exactly. He's like, it's $400. I need some long johns. I need to wear it at some party in Hollywood.

But that's anything. I'm not going to play basketball in these fucking Jordans. Yeah, true. Right, yeah. I just rock them because I want to stay fly. I'm not going to be stay fly. But the thing is... I'm so disappointed.

Yeah, but there's always a new thing. What is coolness even mean? Is it like, you know, a person wearing some stuff that you're supposed to wear at a steel mill. Functional, yeah. Yeah, you know, and then you're wearing that stuff that you're supposed to wear like at a steel mill. Functional, yeah. Yeah.

And then you're wearing that stuff in Hollywood at a coffee bean. People are like, oh. It's different. Then it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's like it doesn't make any sense.

You know that trend when there was like denim and they put like splash paint on it? Yeah. I saw some guy doing it today because it's like a whatever four thousand dollars yeah yeah you know he's just some fuck boy yeah he goes i will never wear it again he goes that's a gross story and a real painter walked up went looked at me he had like that on with like nice jeans and some like jays on the guy looked at him goes hard day at work that's he was like i want to die oh that's funny because like a real painter it's that kind of guy who's like, what? Because this is what I'm trying to say.

The real painter. Yeah. He's not cool. Well, but. Right. No, no. I'm just saying he's dressed like that at work just kind of like doing his thing. There's levels of it.

He can't leave work and go to the club when people are going to be like. Right, right, right, right. Well, in that sense, he's not cool. But to Jesus Christ, he's cool. And he's getting into heaven. Right? Yeah. But in the art demo, he might be fly. You know? It's just they're trying to. like, Right, right, right, right. Well, in that sense, he's not cool, but to Jesus Christ, he's cool, and he's getting into heaven, right? Yeah. But in the art demo, he might be fly, you know?

It's just they're trying to... You got to, Eric, you got to watch this show. I watched it because I was on the plane, and I found it actually interesting, but you got to watch a show called, on HBO called Hype, The Hype. Dude, it's on season two already, and it's got, Google it,

they got, it's like basically these these eight – no, these 12 designers, and they decide who the best designer is, and, like, Offset and, like, these other people. Bro, I mean, these are, like, the things that they end up making. I think Rachel watches this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She must. But, like – DJ Khaled and the designer?

No, no, no. The regular, normal fashion people design, and then the people like DJ Khaled come in and, No, no, no. The regular normal fashion people design and then the people like DJ Khaled come in and like vote what they like and they get voted off. And some of this stuff is just ridiculous. But I mean, it's very rare that I go like, okay, I might wear that.

But like, dude, it is just, these people are out. The fashion industry is just out to lunch, dude. Wait, is it like Pimp My Ride though? You know when they do the cars? Like, hey, I can't drive around with a hundred pound fish tank in my trunk, bitch that's kind of yeah yeah but like like like offset is a good he he dresses really like he he puts on a lot of good shit i would say like 80 of this

shit he wears i'm like wow that's really fucking cool but like look at the look at some of these motherfuckers i know but it takes a certain there i i really you know what's so crazy about fashion and this thing we're talking about, coolness and everything? It's not tangible. Yeah, I know. It's not something you can, like, even define. But you know it when you see it. Yeah.

Like, there's certain people that it's just like – Thank you. Thank you very much. There's, like, a certain swagger, a certain thing. They just have it. They have it. Yeah. Can't buy it.

You can't buy it. They look cooler than anything. No matter what you – like, you know. Thank you. It's just certain thing. They have it. You can't buy it. No matter what you like. It's just a thing. Here's my, for me, I'm a suit guy, I know. Yeah, yeah. If I put a suit on, I'm like, that's you.

That's what cool is. Maybe I need to start doing, I feel like I'm at an age now where I should be on stage and this is all I'm doing. 100%. You know what I mean? You look so dumb.

Maybe a fedora. Is that the end? You know what I mean? The end is when I'll be on Dances with the Stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, fuck, that's a nice end. You make some money.

No, but the cable version. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right. Dancing with the stars? Question mark. There you go. That's how you should be dressing the guy from Soul.

A nice black turtleneck. If you dress like that. You know how much that would take. Your image could be. He's got the fedora. He took it in, yeah. Oh, really, Nick?

That's some racism, then? We need a demerit system. Nick's been fired. I don't know why he keeps coming up. He keeps coming back. He's like, melt now. Yeah, he's like, yeah, melt it. He's like, fuck, where's my stapler?

So last week we had Samantha send in. Tiggies McGee. Yeah. She loved it, by the way. She was like, oh, funny oh her DMS are you gonna show your DMS yeah oh did people blow her up she caught she commented on the first time we posted the video yes yes just like thank you I know she thought was hilarious oh good and yeah you guys want to read him as I bring them across. Okay, okay.

I see them hitters, but what about that wagon? Nothing's enough, huh? See what I'm saying? Enjoy just the front. This should be called the Monsters. Monsters Inc. But then you put, what about that wagon with the peeper eyes? What about that wagon?

All right, what's next? Hey, what's up? Have a wonderful day. Beautiful. That's so funny, dude. I want to love you and your... Oh, wow. This is aggressive.

I want to love you and your girls forever and ever. Wifey. Hey, what's up? Have a wonderful day. Beautiful. Sam. Dudes really never stop on. And he didn't...

And she hasn't even responded. No. I like how she's like... She's still on the block, delete, accept. The only thing that sucks about this is if this guy watches the podcast, he's going to be like, yeah, she saw it. Yeah. So we are revealing that shit. Well, yeah, we won't.

Yeah, we'll blur their name. Yeah, blur their name. Keep going, Nick. All right. Just some drools. Drools. Some drools. Nice drools.

God, dog, how big are them knockers be? I mean, like so Cuban. Hey, how big are them knockers be? All that and no OnlyFans page? Damn it, girl. What are you doing? Wow. Now his handles struggle.

Well, this is obviously his fake account, right? Yes. But he does follow Jennifer Coolidge, so. And she did say that because of all the heat, she's taking advantage and she has started an OnlyFans. And you can search sweater hitters. No! Another OnlyFans career

that I grew. We're about to make this girl a thousandaire. That's great. I do have some experience in the OnlyFans game. I launched one career. How about the cyclist got it for free when he drove by? All right, next. Respectfully, how much do you see your tits?

Respectfully, though, man. That is gangster, dude. No disrespect. Let me see them tits. Respectfully. I hate this guy. Five followers, zero posts. Follows Dana White.

Those are the only good ones. She actually was, she had a lot of just very polite, nice messages. Oh, really? Yeah. Like people were like, hey, hope you have a good day. Loved your big tits. I loved your segment. Wow.

Those are the dudes pretending like they want to be the friend. Those are the ones you got to worry about. Fuck those motherfuckers. This guy's the man. This guy's just being like, hey. You know what? This guy's being respectful. Respectfully.

What about them titties? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These other guys were like, hey, I was just being like, hey. You know what? This guy's being respectful. Respectfully. What about them titties? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These other guys were like, hey, I was just wondering if you were. No, they're like, man, don't let him get down. You didn't mean to have big titties. You know what? Good for her. You didn't mean to have big titties.

Let's get that OnlyFans link up. We can't put it in the description. No, it'll get our show flagged. Oh, really? Search sweater hitters. Yeah. Sweater hitters. That's their thing on OnlyFans?

Is that like they have like a – Category? It's like a twitter.com slash OnlyFans.com slash sweater hitters. I think so. Well, I think that we should – why don't we just make – Subscribe to it? No, we should just make merch. Sweater hitters.

Oh, isn't that a Theo thing though? Hitters is Theo's. Yeah, that's a Theo thing. And then heavies is Schultz's. I'll use hitters and heavies, but they've already, I think, made merch of it. So then it looks like you're copying it. Well, there you go. They should do a joint, like a collab, like Fendachi.

Oh, they should. Hit the heavies. Heavies, hitters. This guy, subscribe to her OnlyFans. He's a killer, for sure. Yeah, well, he's got the Bluetooth in. But nobody's had killer, for sure. Yeah, well, he's got the Bluetooth in, but nobody's had Bluetooth in since fucking...

Like, this guy, there's someone in the backseat right now that's like... Yeah. Okay? What's up, Golden Hour crew? It's Garrett

here in Twin Falls, Idaho. Oh, for sure. And I've got a question for you. Do I have too many zippers? Just got off of work. Got some bad weather outside there. Got some snow. Some wind. Decent. Do I have too many zippers? Just got off of work. Got some bad weather outside there. Got some snow.

Some wind. Decent. And I just caught myself being a bitch running through it. Right. Getting in my car. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Got me thinking, what do you guys do in bad weather? Do you run through it like a little bitch?

Do you walk through it like you're depressed and don't understand what's happening around you? Like Billie Eilish. Let me know. Chris? Hope you see me in Boise. Go to chrislee.com, see me in Boise. Dude, come with this guy. Boise, it's actually Boise.

But this guy is, that's a good question. What do you do in the rain? I mean, if it's like hailing, I run. I walk slow. If it's a tail, I walk. And I play that music. More human than human. More human than human.

I walk slow because fuck the rain. There's nothing charging me. Rachel was flipping out about the hail the other day. You're talking about like three days ago? Yeah. Dude. I don't blame her. No, no, no.

But I was doing my game stream and she was like, God, my God! She was like, come up here! And I was like, yeah, Rachel, it's just some hail. She was like, come up here! I'm working! Because on our balcony, we have a bedroom balcony, and it's just like... I was like, okay.

Now, she's never seen hail? Where's she from? From California. I've seen it in California a few times, but I was not here for that time. I was in okay now she's never seen Hale where's she from from California yeah I've seen it in California a few times but I was not here for that time I was in a different I was doing sold out shows

and stuff but I run the country not in California Chicago New York two shows and then even Rhode Island I love Rhode Island yeah it was good man

that fucking Vets are you doing Vets aren't you doing Matt yeah when the 24th oh cool that's a cool theater and Rhode Island's cool man love Rhode I could live out there really Aren't you doing the vets? Aren't you doing what, Matt? Yeah. When? The 24th. Oh, cool.

That's a cool theater. And Rhode Island's cool, man. Love it. I could live out there. Really? Except for the winters. I don't know anything about... Providence is lit. Newport?

I don't know how people live where it's that cold. Because they're not bitches, guys. I just went to Montana. I was in Great Falls, Montana. Love Montana. The BTK Killer guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kansas City.

No, no. Wichita. Great Falls, Montana. BTK Killer was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kansas City. No, no. Wichita. Great Falls, Montana. BTK killer was in Wichita. I'm talking about that guy that looks like him. The actual killer was there. He was in Montana. And the guy looks like him.

He said. Guy knows what's up. Oh, thank you for cleaning that up. The fan. Got it. Yeah. Okay, cool. And he was a very cool dude.

And there was this weird. He seems cool. There was this weird bar of the hotel I was staying in that had a mermaid. There we go. There's the guy. That's a mermaid bar. By the way, shout out, you're wearing Matt's merch, right? Isn't that what that is?

Yeah, that's his merch. That's cool. Go ahead. I love that sweater. I wear that a lot on TV. It's so cool. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, there was a mermaid in a – a girl dressed as a mermaid.

Oh, yeah. You said it's a picture, right? And she was floating in the back of you there? Yeah. But that's crazy. And I was like – when I was on stage, I said to the crowd, I was like, I wouldn't want to be the – this is a small town. Oh, that's hilarious.

You don't want to be like the mermaid. They do it in L.A. It's like some model. Well, L.A. so woke it'd be mermaid. It'd be a merman. Just do it. Right, right. It's just in there could be Merman. It'd be a Merman. Just some dude. He's just in there in this pool

and it's freezing outside. And people tape the dollars on there for her? Yeah, I guess. Oh my God. It was just really strange. How bad does she hate her life in the back?

Well, I don't know. Maybe that's like a celebrity there. You know? Yeah, like a stripper is a celebrity in a town. Right. You know she's got like

12.1 thousand followers on Instagram. You know what I mean? Like she's the mermaid. But anyway, Great Falls was great. It's a great show. Was the show

in that guy's mustache? Because it's huge. That's a great mustache, huh? Yeah. Great. Wait, so this was in your hotel, The Mermaid?

Yeah. Oh, so, but not, where was the show? Great Falls, Montana. But not connected to the hotel? No, no. It was like, it's this nice rock venue. Oh, cool. but not, where was the show? Great Falls, Montana. But not connected to the hotel? No, no, with the kid in that, it was like, it's this nice rock venue.

Oh, cool. Called the Newberry. How many shows did you do there? Just one. Oh, just the one, okay. Yeah, yeah, it was good. Montana's great crowds. It was, dude, it was such a-

They better be. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're great. You gonna come out here again? I mean, I know, but it's like, come on, dude. You go to these shit towns sometimes, and you're like, you better be fucking good, dude. Otherwise- I'm already don't want to come back. Yeah, I took two planes to get here. Be fucking cool, dude. You go to these shit towns sometimes, and you're like, you better be fucking good, dude. I'm already don't want to come back.

I took two planes to get here. Be fucking cool, man. Be phenomenal. I took two planes, and I had to go like this, and then like this. You know what I mean? It wasn't like this and like this. I went like this. When you got to do that, fuck that. I did a V.

Down, up. I had to go to Paris. Just to get the green balls. What the fuck is this, this is the I believe this is the place right the sip and dip no yeah yes the sip and dip oh that's where the mermaid is employed that's the hotel damn these bitches gotta hang out

at the bar in the mermaid suit that's what I'm saying there were no dudes right it's pretty red out there dude I was walking around the city, New York. Never heard of it. And I don't know what it was. What is it? Winter, right?

Yeah. It was nice. It was like 40-something degrees. It wasn't exactly like the frigid shit that I could get in. Yeah. It was cold. But, man, the women walking around were phenomenal. Like, usually you go to, like, New York and you just see, like...

Like, dude, I don't know what it was, but it changed. They have fashion out there. I know, but, like, I haven't been there since the pandemic. If you see women walking in New York, they're going to be good looking, you know, and they're also going to be fit because... Fit, yeah, I guess. Like, in New York, you have to... If you're fat in New York, that's a choice. Like, you're actively trying to're also going to be fit because. Fit, yeah, I guess. Like in New York, you have to. You've got to kind of be walking around.

If you're fat in New York, that's a choice. Like you're actively trying to be fat. There's pizza everywhere. Because you have to. No, but I'm saying you have to walk everywhere. Get your steps in. You're always walking. Also, you've got to be in shape.

Those legs in New York, man. These women are always just like. You've got to be in shape and you want to dress well because you want to get cat called from the construction workers. They still do that? They definitely want that. They still do that? No, but I put on a hard hat and do it myself.

Outside of my... Hey, baby! Outside of my nice hotel. All you need is a hard hat. Hey, hey! All you need is a hard hat. I know for this. A hard hat with pockets on it.

Yes. And then, like, you put, like, a juice box here. What's this? A prop duster? Yeah, so we asked for good news stories. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And some people took a different direction. They said good news that happened to themselves, which I might like even better.

I did that. Yes, yes. That's cool. I like good news stories about yourself. What's up, Golden Hour? One of your good news goons coming at you. Good news goons. When I was about 21 or so, a girl told me that I was 21 and still working for my dad.

Well, 34 now, got two kids and a beautiful wife, and she ain't it. Anyway, pretty soon I won't be working for my dad anymore. Sounds like he's hurt. Because I'm buying a business. Oh, wow. That's a mic drop, huh? It sounds like he has some resentment against that.

Yeah. So that woman... Well, she's not around. And I own all these planes. I haven't been able to find her. But when I do... Yeah, you dropped her out of the plane. I will take her head off.

And what is the business? He's crop dusting. That's what I thought. Okay. That's the family business? I think he's starting his own. Pretty dope. I'm not sure. But he's starting his own. Pretty dope. I'm not sure, but he flew in this commercial.

The yellow airplane. He's like, that's me, man. You just got to make sure that you represent the industry well in your aircraft. K-Heat Flying Service in Columbia, Louisiana. I grew up in the business. Grandfather was an ag pilot here in this area. My dad got into it and took over the business, and then now I'm a third-generation pilot. Does he throw shade at that girl with his video too?

Definitely had to pay my dues. I worked here, either He's wearing a car. or watching the airplane. During the summer I'd go with them if they went to satellite strips and help them in any way possible and then I started working for my dad full-time. In the meantime we bought a Cessna 180 that I built up my time in and then eventually worked my way into the air tractor. I knew I had a passion for flying. My old instructor said I had Avgas running through my veins.

Didn't really know if I wanted to start out doing ag flying. Eventually, it just came to the point where I decided I wanted to make this happen. Damn, this shit is four minutes. Okay, I have a question. He's like that stupid bitch. You're telling me that they still use these planes for this? Well, you want them to use. In 2023?

Yeah, it should be drones. You want to use drones? I'm just saying he wanted to be a pilot, right? Right. So what's the levels of pilot? How does he have 8,000 views like he didn't want to be a fighter pilot he didn't want to be like united airlines pilot he didn't want to be like well he wants to own the business dude yeah he wants to make bank bro up in the club you know

how ice cube says that yeah bro i don't i'm not not a businessman i'm just saying is this like i just still can't believe that's how they still do this he didn't want to be a sheep for you rather well by the way he's probably the last generation that's going they still do this. He didn't want to be a sheep for United. Well, by the way, he's probably the last generation that's going to be doing this shit. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. You're saying drones are going to start? Yeah, 100%. Dude, you think pilots are going to be fucking get out of here?

Pilots are done. But I'd rather do this kind of pilot than working for shitty motherfuckers in Spirit Airlines. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just saying the customers, bro. Every time you go to the airport, you see somebody like, I was supposed to. And you're like, Spirit Airlines. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just saying, like, the customers, bro. Every time you go to the airport, you see somebody like, I was supposed to. And you're like, you're late. But the pilot's not dealing with that.

You think the pilot's dealing with that? No, but they got to fucking. No, the pilot is just walking in. The pilot don't give a fuck. Yeah, I can't even close the door. I always look, though. I always just see what I'm working with. Pilot.

White guy, I'm like, yeah. I was just like, we're safe. I'm like, we're safe. Yeah, no, white guys. And then the steward guy brings a card over to me, and it was from the captain. Captain said, thanks for your business. Oh, he's trying to fuck.

I thought it was weird. Yeah, he recognized he was trying to fuck. It just was really weird. I got the captain's card. Said Mile High Club with a punch ticket? No, I didn't see it. Oh, dude, I was on the phone. That is weird on the i was on a flight i never heard of it no we just can't breathe by that's fucking weird you know why he did that because you had a superhero shirt on he thought you were seven

like we're getting weirder in the wings i'm sure yeah i don't know it just was dude i was in the uh i was on a united flight or the day. And the plane was awesome. It was from Chicago to L.A. And they gave us a meal. And afterwards, two hours after, I hit the thing. Boom. You know, guy comes by. So loud.

And I say, hey, you got any, like, snacks or anything like that? Like, I'm hungry. And he goes like this. No. And smiling, like this, no. And smiling like, like, like too much. Snacks.

Like, I don't, I didn't know, I didn't know what to say. So I just said it again. I was like, snacks, anything,

you know? And he was like, no, we don't. And I, and I said, oh, oh,

you're joking. Like this is a, cause they all, they have all the snacks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like the cookies., you're joking. Because they have all the snacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the cookies. Because you're a plane. The peanuts. And this is a four-hour flight, right? And he says, unfortunately, I'm not joking.

I'm dead serious. He said, dead serious. And I said, you don't have snacks like the peanuts I'm talking about or pretzels? And he says, no, we just had the meal. And I said, oh. And he says, I'm sorry. Would you like water? I said, no, I'm good.

Dude, have you ever been on a plane with no snacks? Never in my entire life. And, bro. So I bring my own snacks. Me too. I always bring my own snacks me too I always bring my own snacks that's how it works bro but like

you should have been sitting next to me I'd have been like what you need but the way he said it at least say like yo I know it's weird but we actually don't have any

they don't do like why did they not have any they don't want anyone to panic on a plane man like if they were about to crash that guy still would have came over like yeah I understand

no but my thing was he was doing the smile too hard but my thing was not why are you doing the smile why do you not have any snacks they didn't say that you know he's a flight diva dude they don't are you kidding me 100 okay so 100 then what what about this when you're waiting because have you ever been flight delayed because they didn't have the fucking food for the plane? So pick one. I've been delayed because, oh, the food cart isn't here. We need to have the food.

It's a four-hour flight. So pick one then. Don't delay the flight if we're cool with no snacks. I never complain. Do you ever complain on flights? I didn't complain. I'm on the podcast now. Yeah, on the podcast. I'll tell you why. When I complain is when? I didn't complain. I'm on the podcast talking. Yeah, on the podcast.

I'll tell you why. When I complain is when the internet don't work. When the Wi-Fi, and they keep resetting it, and then somebody's work, yours doesn't. How about when yours works, and somebody's like, mine doesn't work, and they reset it, and you're like, dude, stop fucking touching me on the goddamn thing, dude. Goddamn, motherfucker. I'm kind of like, why didn't they have snacks? It's not to Sacramento.

I'm thinking about when the cart goes down. Exactly. Because when I don't get my upgrade, and I'm in the back, but I'm 1K on United, and if you're 1K on United, you'll get a free. Yeah. What are you doing? I mean, I'm so tangled up. It's just so annoying. I wish we had an air marshal right now to come over just to be like, look at this shit.

Nick fucking booby trapped it. Well, that's what Nick does. He messes with the cameras. Got the chairs ready. All right. Let him in. So you can come over and be like, I'll get it. I'll get it. You would have had a meltdown because I was flying to Naples first class.

They give me my meal. It's the chicken. It was straight up frozen. Everyone's frozen. I go, hey, man. Hey, man. The chicken, it's cold. He goes, yeah, the microwave or the heater, it's not working.

Okay. But my meal's cold. He's like, everybody's is. I'm like, that's fine. But I can't eat it because it's not working okay but my my meal's cold it's like everybody says like that's fine but yeah i can't eat it because it's frozen i don't want to tell you man i just look look at it nothing breathe it in just breathe it in shut up he was like just shut the fuck up i mean i understand the i know i understand if the microwave doesn't work it's not the guy's fault okay fine don't give it to me. That's what I'm saying.

What do you want me to do with it? No, they got to give it to you. They got to give you a meal. They have to. No, they don't. No, they don't. Give me the snack. No, they don't. All the way to Naples?

They go like this. Hello, everyone in first class. Or the person comes around and goes, hey, we're really sorry. That's my whole thing. The guy's just saying we don't have snacks. Say more about that that I need a reason it's like what's going on

I'm with you both because you wouldn't want the guy to come over and be like the chicken's cold yeah tell me what's up yeah

the microwave is not worth it I want to be in the know yeah like you don't have pretzels bro have you ever fallen asleep I actually don't believe they didn't

they had something. What were they giving to the people in the back with the cart going down? Chris, figure it out. He's not a fan. He didn't like you. Maybe. Figure it out. That's what's going on.

He's an asshole. Maybe. Have you ever fallen asleep when they're taking the meal and then you wake up like, oh, you smell? Like, oh, fuck. Hey, can I get my food? Oh, we're all out. Oh, no, no. I would be jumping out of the airplane.

No. How about when you're fucking, this happened once, sleeping. You go. They wake you up. Oh, no. Do you want your food? And I go. I need a knife for you now.

My hate is. That happened once and I was like, oh. There's nothing worse. See, This only happens When you're like A fat guy Cause I'll go Is your seatbelt on

Oh The worst I just go You're finally asleep I wanna die I'm not a fat guy I've been up since four bitch Because like

It's It's I'm able to look and see that your seatbelt is on. Oh, that's funny. So sometimes I used to go, like, I'm going to keep my seatbelt on the whole trip. Yeah. Don't touch me. You say that? Yeah.

So, you know, you get, like, a – there's some plain stuff I just don't fucking – Yeah. Like, your bag. Like, sometimes keep your bag under the seat. Sometimes I keep it under my legs. Yeah. So I can stretch. And they'll be like, hey, your bag. It sometimes keep your bag under the seat. Sometimes I keep it under my legs. Yeah. So I can stretch. Yes.

And they'll be like, hey, your bag. It's like, what the fuck? Who cares? Nobody. Okay? I don't. Who the fuck cares? Like what is this going to do for the safety?

Like what is this safety shit? Well, I think if the plane's going down, we got to like exit. Like someone's going to trip over your bag. This is my favorite though. This is my favorite. I'm on the window. This is safe. So I know what's coming this way. But this your bag. This is my favorite, though. This is my favorite. I'm on the window. This is safe. No one's coming this way.

But this is safe. This is not safe. Yes. Like, you got to pull your seat up. Don't act like this is three inches. The one that gets me is when you're sitting, like, if you're in first. Yeah. And you're sitting against the last seat.

Yeah, yeah. So there's a fucking wall. Yeah, that sucks. There's a fucking wall here. So I'm like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, yeah, can you put your seat up? Why?

Yeah, I know. Why? Why? What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, yeah, can you bring your seat up? Why? Yeah, I know. Why? What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, what are we doing? Yeah. But you listen.

I got shortchanged because of the wall thing anyway. Yeah, now I can't go like this. But you're going to shut your mouth and listen. Otherwise, you ain't going to Montana. You know what? I don't like the debate. I don't like how this is even a debate. It's a debate on the internet.

Is it dick to recline your seat? Yeah. You think it's dick, bro? Yeah, if you're in like coach. No way, dude. Recline it onto my lap. I'll massage your head. I don't give a fuck.

Like, this is what they do, bro. Massage it. I'll massage it. And you got to lean back. Lean back, lean back. Everyone has to play the game. Do me. We all got to recline.

What is it, Legos? Yeah, we all got to recline. It's nice, bro. Domino's. When's the last time you've been in a coach seat? 74? Well, no. Sometimes you have to.

I know. No total flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would rather be in a coach seat, straight shot, than land and have to do a connecting into first class. I do that all the time. I do that sometimes. This is what I hate, okay?

If I can't fit my bag in the overhead, don't have an overhead. Yep. Okay? Just take the shit off. Those are small plants. Just don't fucking have overhead. You're saying check it. Just make you check it.

Because this little, there was one that was like, it opens like, and it's like, this is a. It's for a purse. That Twitter guy, the thing is just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the small plants. Who gets it? Why is this a thing? Have you ever been at the gate?

Yeah, your keys. I just put my wallet, and it still wouldn't close. Have you ever been at the gate, and you see a comic, like your buddy? Oh, yeah. Dude, again, I was going to Naples, and my brother booked the flight late, so I was like boarding group C or some bullshit. I had to lay over, and Trevor Wallace was the flight late, so I was like boarding group C or some bullshit. I had to lay over. And Trevor Wallace was there too.

And we're just talking for a while. And then I'm like, boarding group A. And he's like, yeah. And he keeps walking. And he's like, you're not A. I was like, I was so embarrassed. I'm like, no, dude, my brother booked A. Oh, wow, wow. At least he's A.

He's like, oh. And then he was loud. He's like, damn. Brentschau's not boarding group A. I'm like, damn, bro. That's funny. Well, you're a C-boarder. Well, you're a seaboarder. Yeah, I'm a seaboarder.

All right, what's up? She's got some more good news for us. What's up, guys? I'm Katie. She's so nice. She's called before. Chris, I have been a fan of yours for almost 10 years now, which means my three-year-old has heard your voice her entire life.

So after I drove 10 hours back home from Peoria, I had an oops button, and she recognized your voice immediately. For a little bit of context, she has had a speech delay, but she will mimic Chris when he laughs at his own jokes, and the oops button was no different. We have a couple clips.

Say hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Ding, Oh. Oh. Ding, ding, ding. Oh. And we're back.

So cute. That's so cute. So fucking cute. Aw. Chris taught her to talk. I think Rick Glassman's going to be upset about this. So hold on. She had a.

Oh, sorry. We just. She had a. We just snapped. He takes our video down. Wait, let's snap to Rick because it's going to be on his podcast. So hold on. Her daughter had a speech delay?

Yeah. I think she just hadn't talked yet. Some kids don't talk until like three or four years old. Damn, that's so sweet. But they catch up fast. She's just going to be talking like you. Oh my God, imagine. I'll do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a diaper and a dumb sweater. She's a Carhartt beanie on next episode. Oh, that's really sweet. I don't even... Yeah, wow. That's cool. Awesome. Thank you. Hey, for Calvin's birthday, if I bring my kiddos, you got bouncy castles. Don't make it boring, dude. We have the...

What do you got? It was your wife that told my wife the stuff that you get. Oh, okay. So you're doing it legit. Okay. All right. I'll be there. What is it called?

The bouncy... I don't know. Pack and play? I don't know what the hell it's called. But anyway. You guys got snacks? Yeah, we got alcohol, too. Don't worry about it.

Yeah. If I'm going to come, you got to do it right. We were like... It's a kid's party. Brennan might come out. But it's at 11 a.m. Get the alcohol. We got a side of Krat kid's party. Brennan might come out. But it's at 11 a.m. Get the alcohol. Yeah, so I had to crate him, too.

Yeah, yeah. What's up, Golden Hour? This is Lisa from London, Ontario, Canada. Hanging out on the trampolines this morning. And I wanted to know if you guys had heard about the Wonder Boner. I've been laughing for days at the Wonder Boner. So, let me know what you think. What's a Wonder Boner? She's got the commercial Boner. I've been laughing for days at the Wonder Boner. Wonder Boner? You know what you think?

What's a Wonder Boner? She's got the commercial for it. Oh. Oh. It's like a big... I'll do it. What gives? You want to do it?

Just wait until you see what I've got. It's the Wonder Boner. The Wonder Boner? Oh, you laugh now. Just watch. You just assemble the Wonder Boner stainless steel rods like this, take the fish,

find the top of the spine, slide it through the ring on the Wonder Boner, and... Oh, no. Fucked up. Voila! What? The Wonder Boner.

My wife would like that. Introducing the Wonder Boner. What? The Wonder Boner. My wife would like that. Introducing the Wonder Boner. What? The amazing... He's following deep. He's a deep boner. A deep boner. Yeah.

The Wonder Boner's unique design removes the bones from trout, char, and whitefish. Simply connect the appropriate size stainless steel rods. This is white shit. Start the spine through the ring and push the fish through. This is the whitest shit I've ever seen. Fish are friends, not food. God damn it. Damn, they're still selling those? Well, I think the Wonder Boner is a winner.

So, Dave, where did you get the Wonder Boner? It's funny you should ask. This is how, that looks like a scene from Deliverance. Yeah. It actually looks like Golden Hour right there. Friends in love. Yeah, yeah. You got your vest on? Yeah, I know. come we do gotta shoot so wait so she said have you ever heard about this one about her but why does this look like it was made in the 80s it's an old school okay so it resurfaced and now it's trending because

it's called wonder boner yeah and it's like this is the kind of thing that they made this yeah and they made it made it it, made it and then somebody way later was like maybe we shouldn't have called it Boner. Then they were like, what? Unless though... Nobody thought about it at all. They did it on purpose.

They had to do it on purpose. That'll be good for social... Well, they didn't have social media back then but it's good for marketing. Imagine you buy the Wonder Boner, you know, you open it up. I have a Wonder Boner. Right now. The whole point is you would buy that,

and then, you know, you're like, what is this? Right. Where do you put it? They should have said, is that a wonder? People are putting this in their butthole. You don't even know what this is for. Tear out your insides with the Wonder Boner. Dude, they should have, Wonder Boner,

it should have been Wonder Boner. Is that a Wonder Boner? Is that a thing in your pocket? Or Wonder Boner, what, they should have... Wonder Boner. It should have been Wonder Boner. Is that a Wonder Boner? Is that a thing in your pocket? Or Wonder Boner? What's that fucking thing? What's a... Or are you just happy to see me? They could have added that and made it like a thing.

You know what I mean? Well, his redneck friends were like, Wonder Boner? Yeah. Is that bones in your fish? Are you just happy to see me? Can we order one and see if it works? I would use it.

And see if Shane can do it. I catch trout. Oh, okay, yeah. I don't kill fish. Is this actually, well, you kill fish, right? But you just don't mean to. Yeah.

Big difference. It's actually worse. Yeah, you torture them. Yeah, it's actually worse. He's quick. Yeah. Boom. Have you ever seen

You're like, please. Yeah. Please. This motherfucker's like Feed me He's like Fish Auschwitz Over here You know what I mean

Yeah When are we gonna get out No they're thriving bro My fish are fucking thriving Now You've never seen Gene kill a fish He gets on the boat

Takes a hammer and goes It's quick No it's not If it's a big fish He goes Hink Hink Hink

And then he fucking eats it No dude at least it's like Quick like Liam Neeson A fucking You's a big fish, he goes, hink, hink, hink. And then he fucking eats it. No, dude. At least it's a quick, like Liam Neeson, a fucking, you know what I mean? Yeah. With you. I'm with you. Yeah. And I'm pregnant.

There's going to be more here. And they're going to want to die. I wish I had a gun. He's going to get a call from Petco. It's going to be like the Liam Neeson guy. It's going to be like, I have a special set of skills. Or they just stop selling fish. Like, no, uh-uh, uh-uh, no more.

What are those? I don't buy it from Petco. They suck. Well, first of all, you suck. Whoever you're fighting, you're killing them. My fish, no, they're thriving. All right, now. Thriving.

It took a little while. They're opening up a business. No, they know how it is. They know how it is. It's a beast, man. You got to have the tank cycle. Yeah, it's too much. I need a Wonder Boner.

You're terrible at fish. I need a Wonder Boner. You do need one because you kill all your fish. No, you know what it is? When they're acting up, you just show outside the tank the Wonder Boner. Oh, man. Isn't that best? Oh, fuck.

We better start acting, man. The Silence of the Lambs guy? Yeah. He's like, it rubs the lotion on. He's above the tank like he was in the thing. His dick's out. It's all in the water and shit. Just gross.

You don't want me to Wonderbone, are you? And then Brendan's standing there with his dick tucked. And he's just like. Wow, this is a normal looking guy. Most regular guy I've ever seen in my life. That's weird for us. There's no beard. This isn't a warlock.

I got a King Interstingate for y'all. Hemorrhoids. Oh, I love them. Just got them for the first time. Awful. Not really sure what I'm supposed to do about it. I don't want to go to the doctor. I know what's up.

I feel like he's going to put a finger in my ass. I'm not really a fan of that. Do it yourself. You're not a fan of it now. I'm terrified of to the doctor. I know what's up. Because I feel like he's going to put a finger in my ass. I'm not really a fan of that. Do it yourself. You're not a fan of it now. I'm terrified of taking a shit. I got to sit on this donut cushion. Those do nothing. And it sucks.

And do I tell my girlfriend about it? No, she's going to want to see it. We've only been dating for two months. I feel like it's kind of gross. Dude, a hemorrhoid is not a – who cares? I can't really squirt or bust. Oh, you haven't had it bad. No, no, no.

They hurt, but I'm saying there's no shame around it. Like I've had them. You missed the good part. What did he say? Fuck. Please rewind because they're missing some real key for me. Go ahead. Or butt.

Go back. It's too soon, but I can't really squirt or bust you know without my anus popping out so yeah let me know what i think i should do king you're staying in oh that's real bad his are real bad don't say squirt well i say it well we're not gonna king this this isn't a king situation i king it dude i love that awesome. You just need to get... There's actually some natural stuff you could just get. You put like a thing. You could just put it in your booty.

Wait, has everyone had it here, though? Yeah. Oh, for sure. I had a fucking... Oh, you haven't? I had a grape-sized hemorrhoid hanging out of my ass. I haven't had it that way. You know what I did?

Right back in and just fucking dealt with it. It came out your mouth? Then it went. Like aliens? Oh, my God. Well, first of all. They're so painful. Yeah.

Yeah. I've had a bunch. Like the pregnant girls get it. I've had a bunch, yeah. I haven't had them in forever. Like when I was this guy's age, I would get them. I would get them. I don't know what it was,

but probably the food I was eating. You know what I mean? My body's used to it now, but man. They suck. I went to the doctor and I was like, bro, this hurts so bad.

And then he gave me the medication where you just put it up there. You use suppositories. It's so awesome, dude. You put it in and then they just go, you're like, where'd it go? It just goes,

it's like disappeared. Yeah, your asshole's. It's crazy. I love that, man. Oh. Ew, dude. Some people get so bad, they have to tie it off. Your asshole goes.

Yeah. Ew, dude. Ew, you made it even grosser. Chin, chin. Like a tremor. Yeah. Like a tremor out of the ground. Feed me, Seymour.

Feed me, Seymour. And so. So. Suddenly, Seymour. Feed me, Seymour. And so, and so, so, suddenly, Seymour, the fucking anus, suddenly, hemorrhoids, standing beside you. Now you're doing a disgusting musical.

Yeah, yeah. So, wait, and then, so I went to the doctor once, and then I went to the doctor again, and he was, literally, I saw the doctor go like, all right, just – like you're here again for hemorrhoids? You know what I mean?

Yeah. You don't go to the doctor for that. Well, I didn't know what was up. I was like 20 miles. You go to Sprouts. You know what I mean? What's that? The grocery store.

Yeah. You just go to Sprouts. You go to like – you know how they have the sections? You go to the health section, and you look, and you go, oh, hemorrhoids. Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. It's from straining, Like straining really hard. That's how you get them.

I get it from dead left and I just went, ew. My asshole went, holla, I'm outside, yo. Ew.

I'm outside, bro. No, he's working this hard, I'm out of here. I want your asshole outside. I'm outside,

yo. Your asshole comes out like, woo, woo, woo, woo. It is hot. y'all. Your asshole comes out like, whoo! Whoo! Whoo! It is hot.

It is hot as a motherfucker. Y'all squeezing me all the time. It smells like shit down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, I got some fresh air. He had the, you just honestly had a prolapsed anus is what happened. You ever see that shit?

No? Google it on your own time. Will Sasso would send me that all the time. I had to tell him, hey, quit texting me this stuff. Prolapsed anus? Yeah, it's disgusting. Where the sleeve just comes out? It looks like a sock.

You're talking about deboning. The sleeve just comes out, dude. And it looks like an elephant's trunk. And you're walking in ships, just a trail. Oh, no. put my anus back in honey yeah it's a gay thing really

it's like when you take the long sleeve out and then the thing comes out well how close are you like how how far

how far about that kind of stuff are you with your partner oh she knows everything if that happens if my anus is out

my wife knows first i i hid it forever then i had it for years and finally i had to put my legs up like a baby and i was like will you put the cream on i held my legs like a fucking show girl yeah and she was like okay well i'm never having sex again so that's cool yeah it's weird yeah you're like you said you wanted intimacy yeah holding your legs back this is vulnerability women say vulnerability is hot can you put that grape back in there grape my sleeve oh i'm the size of a grape it was a tomato yeah it was like a little plum oh god it hurt this uh next one uh this is really graphic we're gonna blur it out on youtube but a guy was watching some amateur porn and uh he heard something really interesting in the background so just bear with and listen to the woo woo woo are you gonna blur this it's

i know what it is uh oh did she shit i think i'm scared to watch no i'm just making it talk about a fucking wonder bonger. I'm making a prediction. Well, now I definitely got a wonder bonger. What does it mean, Gucci? I knew that's what it would be. I wore a shirt when they announced the thing. That's my podcast?

That's hilarious. The global stand-up event on Netflix. They took my Sicario premiere. That's my podcast? That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I mean, the guy's just going to town smacking the shit out of her ass. Listen to the Chris in the background. Sometimes you gotta flex. Was she playing Mario Kart? They liked it multi-tasked. Going to Gucci and get the bag. Sometimes you got to flex. Take it off, put it on, and start flexing at the Sicario.

What's she playing, Mario Kart? They like to multi. It's a lot going on here. Boy, my Wonder Boner is not a wonder anymore. Look at the dog. Look at the dog. And there's a dog. That dog's appalled.

What is she playing? What is that game? It looks like Mario Kart. She's cheeked up, though. That's hilarious. I'm horny. We all got boned. I was like, shit. Oh, man. I rock hard. This is awkward, man.

That's good, man. Wonder Boner. That submission was really cool for some reason. That's the best one we've ever got. Boy, I can't hide the boner in this jumpsuit. Maybe somebody sent me that or something like that. I knew that was going to be that. Or maybe I just guessed.

This jumpsuit was a bad idea for today's episode. Your dick's up here like this. My dick and my asshole? And his asshole. Exactly. They're battling. Like this. Hammerhead to dick hammerhead.

All right, so last one. This guy's a fan of mine. He's got the chains. Same exact person. What's up, fellas? I got a submission for y'all, man. I know you guys aren't Catholic, but right now it's Lent. What's on his foot?

Pop lip. You got to give up something good from now until Easter. Now, you can do that. You can be a good boy. Or you can not, you know? So I remember one year, my mom would not stop putting little bite muffins in my lunch now those things hit for about a week and then they got old right so those around your ribs your boy had to give up little bite muffins in the name of jesus christ um so y'all give me one give me one that y'all would use For y'all advantage against your wife and kids

But then also throw in one that you Actually couldn't do without from now until Easter Because that shit's tough You're crazy if he doesn't rap in his free time Yeah he has bracelets Around his neck That dude is a wigger What's going on from here to here

It's a scar he's got a scar Or is it sweat is it shiny sweat Nah I think it's a scar Wait so what's he giving up here to here? It's a scar. He's got a scar. Or is it sweat? Is it shiny sweat? Nah, I think it's a scar. Wait, so what's he doing? Giving up something for Lent? Yeah, what would you give up for Lent? He also told a story about purposely giving up something he didn't like. Yeah, that's the move.

That's the move. But Jesus knows you did it, but it's okay. Yeah, the big man knows upstairs. That's not what your intention. I mean, you know, masturbating would be tough, but I guess, like, you know, you could do that. I could do that. I know I but I guess like you know you do that I could do that I know I could do that why would

why would that's the whole point that's the whole point you're giving up something Jesus well no I would give up nicotine or whiskey right yeah

stop jacking off what are you gay no you wait what am I right you could yeah you're saying you could no don't

what are you saying what are you saying am I right me I'd give up nicotine and whiskey but I don't do that so I'm saying I guess like you could pick I don't know masturbate coffee What are you saying? Am I right, me? I give up nicotine and whiskey. But I don't do that. So I'm saying, I guess, like, you could pick, I don't know, mass- Coffee. I've done that.

I could do that. See, we connect. That sucks, yeah. And we're back. And we're back, yes. Coffee, yeah. That would be a good one. Like iced coffee.

That would be a really good one, actually, for me. But I've done it. But when is Lent? I don't- You should give up. Last Wednesday started. You should give up interrupting. Oh, dude.

Well, he'd be good Well then we wouldn't Have a show No Nobody'd get paid He couldn't do it For length It's already started though

Yeah Oh it's too late You can't start now Yeah Ash Wednesday Was like what Two weeks ago Yeah I saw everyone Walking around

With the fucking things on You know I was on a plane And I was like What the fuck Are we going down This is a cult I was like oh yeah

Did anybody in here do it Lent No one did the I don't know These two You don't know. I was on a plane, and I was like, what the fuck? Are we going down? Is this a cult? I was like, oh, yeah. Did anybody in here do it? Lent? I don't know. These two, you don't know? No. Chris can't do it. They need a paintbrush. You know what I mean?

The priest had to be like. Two guys. Two guys. The window washers. The window washers. They had to get that. The scaffolding. Yeah.

Just in front of me. Just sitting there. I feel like a lot more people did that. Did the ass thing on their forehead. I didn't see a single person. Oh. Usually you'd see so many people. I saw it.

I was out and about though. I was out and about. I didn't even know. Actually, I watch a lot of sports debate. And there was one guy that had it. Yeah, I saw one guy. Yeah. Was it the ESPN guy? Yeah, it was on about, though. I was out about. I didn't even know. Actually, I watch a lot of sports debate, and there was one guy that had it. Yeah, I saw one guy. Was it the ESPN guy? Yeah, it was on the first take.

Yeah, the guy was like, oh, it must be Ash Wednesday. I was on a flight. I was flying that day, so I saw a lot of people in the airport with that shit. Yeah. Better than a mask. Well. Is that it? That's it, right?

That's it. Cool. Well, I'm being Bray this Friday. Two shows this Friday. Then I'm off to Brixton Comic Club in Oklahoma City. That's, I think, March 9th through the 11th. And then Tacoma, it's 23rd through the 25th. Get your tickets at thickboy.com.

Fight campaign this Saturday for Jon Jones' return. We have Jelly Roll, Will Compton from Busting with the Boys and Barstool, and Rampage Jackson, myself. That's at 7pm live Vegas! No, Minnesota. Jimmy Kimmel this week. I'm there already in Vegas. I'll be in Minnesota. I'll be doing my special Minnesota

April 1st. I'll be doing Austin, Kansas City and Midland, Texas. I got a bunch of Tulsa's coming up so go to chrisley.com. Why'd you pick this spot to shoot your special? It just worked out with my schedule. It's a good theater. I've done it before. All right, kids. Love you.