The Golden Hour - Super Bawl Predictions | The Golden Hour #118 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

The boys give props to Erik for being a great stand up comic, give their Super Bowl predictions and talk the new OJ Simpson documentary, Chris on the SHUDDER horror movie app, Katt Williams on Theo Von's podcast, crowd work comedy, Sim City and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour Okay, it's called the super what? Ball. Ball? He's saying ball? Like B-A-W-L. Yeah, like you're like some kind of European

That's a super ball whereW-L. Yeah, like some kind of European... That's a Superball where they throw it? He's like a terrible Uber driver. Who you got in a Superball? Who do you got? So you really vibing? You really vibing? Come on, man. Yeah, I'm vibing. No way. I'm so sick of the Chiefs.

Good, they're the new villains. But I don't know who I got actually. I haven't decided. It's all, you know, it's going to depend on if Philly can get the running game started and if Barkley can go off and if they can control the ball, they're going to be chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, this guy. If Charles Barkley comes through, y'all defense is terrible.

No, if Philly can control time management, if they can control the ball, they get the running game going, they can win. Here's the thing though. I think the whole point is gonna try- The refs. No, to try to force Jalen Hurst to beat them. I think they're gonna try their best.

They're gonna shut down Barkley. They're gonna try to shut down Barkley. And then say Jalen Hurst beat us. Beat us Jalen Hurst. That motherfucker has the X Factor though, cause he can run cuz he can run and you got to number one receiver handsome back I like to see him trying to stand up. I don't think he could do stand-up, dude You know podcast run and pass he can run and pass but he is not uh What do you call funny a trip a triple threat with the funniness so?

Checks two boxes handsome bastard Yeah, so triple threat with the funniness so. He checks two boxes, handsome bastard. Yeah. Shane, where's the thing? So Philadelphia and Chiefs. Who do you think is going to win for real? Chiefs? Yeah, yeah. You weren't bad against Chiefs and the refs and Taylor Swift. How can you bet against all that?

Okay, well the Taylor Swift, what do you mean Taylor Swift? Hey, you know they won Super Bowls before they won they won two Super Bowls before the Taylor Swift thing you understand that right? Oh god. Ratings! Your vibe is like. And then it just came out in the NBA they're swinging games and then they just suspended or fired umpire from the MLB for doing shady shit you don't think it goes on the NFL? Of course like people are gonna attempt, that's the whole idea.

People are gonna attempt to do things. That's why you have like, for instance, like with steroids. The reason why they test is because they know human nature is to cheat. Who tests? Not the NFL? The government. Not the NBA?

The government. The NBA does. They were suspending people all the time. Dude, I just, if anyone. No, no, they suspend people for stuff like HDH and all that stuff. They do, man. I don't know, man. I think that.

Name someone who got suspended. I'll look it up. Nick, look it up. It's like WWF testing. If you get busted taking steroids in WWF, they just hate you. They hate you, yeah, yeah. But here's the thing though.

You have to have, at the very least, the impression that the integrity of the game Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing though. You have to have at the very least the impression That it's of course they tell of course, but it's not real like the NFL. It's a it's an IQ test Yeah, but they tell you way before you know way before hey, you're getting tested on this dates college, too Okay, but so who you got though I'm rooting for Philadelphia, but it's hard to bet against the refs and Taylor Swift my god Chris. Do you even care? Uh, I well, I know Chris Kristen is a big, you know, she she's fan. So she She from KC. She went to school in Missouri So you're going so you're going for a yeah, I don't know who I want yet

But I do think that she I would like to see the Chiefs win because of the three-peat. It's never been done. But anyway, if you guys wanna do your thing, who you wanna vote for, make sure you download the DraftKings Sports app and use code GOLDEN, that's GOLDEN for new customers, get $200 in bonus bets, instantly when you bet just five bucks.

Now Eric said download the DraftKings sports app, but it's sports book app. And that pisses me off that he did that and that's fine. But now- We'll do it again, you piece of shit. We don't have to do it again. We don't have to do it again. I cleared it.

I cleared it by doing it. No notes. No notes. Anyway, but yeah. So. We did it. Yeah. Guys, I went to, can I tell you something real quick?

I went to Starbucks to get this new thing called a Kurtado. Oh Hey, hold on. Hold on Yeah, it's doing 13. No, he just found out what a court time Just like you just found out you're saying Super Bowl Foreigners I had to go to the bathroom and they had one of those good private one Starbucks great place Yeah, so I I would have did it I would have did a jam on it, you know Yeah, so when I So this is the thing though when I came out there was there was this older lady who was like gonna go in the bathroom I went like this I went

It's gonna need a minute She had a lot she had her like like, she's going in there dude. Hey ma'am, ma'am, give it five. That's a terrible way to start this podcast. That's disgusting. This morning in the gym, the guy must have, it's like, did you shit on the floor?

I walked down and he's like, Jesus Christ, man. Come on, dude. Come on, man. Come on, dude. Come on, man. Jam on it. I don't, I mean, yeah. Did you like the Cortado? Mm-hmm.

It's nice. They're nice. I had a- Very strong. Three shots. That's what I like. But I got a little oat milk and a little brown sugar. Yeah, jam on it.

I want some of your brown sugar. Oh, I watched a movie last night. Thought guys cuz it's awful and you'd enjoy it It's the it's the movie where that it's the Dracula and Dracula Oh, is it the super ball? Yeah Dracula My name is Dracula and I'm at the Super Bowl. I'm sorry That's how you say Hello, my name is Dracula and I'm at the Super Bowl. Oh, I'm sorry, um, cultured? I'm your Uber driver. That's how you say it. Dracula?

Dracula. Dracula is like the black, uh... Yeah, Blackula. I'ma suck your blood out your neck, bitch. Y'all never seen this shit. Y'all never seen Blackula? Y'all ever see me in the mirror? No.

Exactly! But I love horrors. I was thinking about watching it and I was listening to Rogan with our boy Brian Simpson You ever see me in the mirror? No. Exactly. But I love horrors. I was thinking about watching it and I was listening to Rogan with our boy, Brian Simpson. And he was saying it's like the best movie ever. Bro, do you see it? No, I didn't see it.

No, I haven't seen it. You know what I am. You know what I am watching. Pass on that. Dude has a big handlebar mustache. Just fucks the girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what I like right now.

I'm in the, I'm halfway in the middle. Yeah, check it out. Have you seen, have you watched the menu yet? Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, I'm halfway in I've been you stopped watching in the middle. Yeah. Oh, okay. I like that movie Yeah, I don't know. I sort of like it. I like it like the creep value. I mean well, I I I'm gonna do a review on that out. Uh-huh. We're on that letterbox staff. Yeah, I love it I knew eric would like that. I love you because you won't like it. No, I won't like it anything You guys like I don't like did you guys watch that? Do you see the new OJ doc? No No, I won't see that because enough about OJ see that's everyone's that's everyone's horrible take really

It's horrible. Well, did you do another one? No, it's not how can they? I get that that's why it's lit my cuz now his boys and family and friends Are like he's dead all right? Here's what happened, and they show evidence you haven't seen before okay? He's so guilty okay, okay, okay? Convicted in the civil they already whatever this evidence is they already found him guilty the civil though You talk about practice. No, but still, my whole thing, that and the JonBenet rampage, it's like, how many? I already know a lot of it. Well, JonBenet, come on, that was, it's not like a ton of JonBenet stuff. Well, no, there's

more OJ stuff. That's well done. There's a lot of JonBenet stuff. OJ on the 405 where he did the car chase, the Porte, so listen, I like dark shit. Dude, there's a lot of j on the 405 where he did the car chase the poor taste listen I like dark shit, dude They have a giant billboard on the 405 with the Bronco coming out of the billboard. It's like Netflix Oh, J. The juice is loose. I'm like that's poor taste people got murdered. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just him Yeah, car like blinking lights like this. It's just it's still car, like blinking lights. You're like, this is just, it's still there. You should have taken a picture. Go there now.

Take a picture. Dude, I saw a movie. And you guys are, I'm pissed off at you guys already because you're gonna say you. You guys? Yeah, I think you might. Well, no, here's the deal. Give us a second to find out before you just prejudge.

Here's the deal. Let's simulant. It's one of the best movies I saw, well, I guess this year, but I mean it's only February But it's two days. I would say last year too. Okay, go ahead And I just played it off a whim. I just played it Because I looked at have you heard of this movie Transformers? I wish you were serious. I read this shit Brian would do I wish I was that clueless. Yeah. Yeah, yeah That's Brian though. Yeah, that's Brian. Those people live great. They live, oh I know bro. You know what I mean?

I know exactly what you're saying. I know. It's just sort of like a Like a naivete. I met, I met, and this is not the same and this is a little, this is funny But it's like not a check to my ego, but it was hilarious I because I because he's so big anyway. I was at the Laugh Factory and I, you know, I was a famous comedian at this point already, right? And someone was like, Larry David's here. And I was like, oh shit, really? I want to meet him.

And then somebody's like, yeah, hey Larry, this is Chris. And Larry's like, oh, hey, nice to meet you. And I was like, yeah, I'm a comedian. And he's like, oh, you are? And I was like, oh, wow, this is awesome. It's so awesome to not know shit. Cause he had no idea I was a comedian. Ignorance is bliss. I know but it's like and and he that's just that's what I want to be I don't want to know when somebody's like you heard about this new comedian. I go I don't want to know

I don't want to know about shit. I don't know anything dude. I love that Yeah, I like I like the people that don't know Paul to like that shit going on I'm like everything so nice one time. I was in, this is the same kind of vibe. One time I was in Oklahoma doing a show and after the show I'm talking to just like, there's a lot of military. So there was these two military guys and they were buddies. One of them was just like the carefree,

he's on the front lines type guy, he's like the loyal, whatever. And then the other guy was a medic. And he was just, you could tell he was just in his head, man. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Oh yeah. But he was just, I could tell that he had the weight of it.

He was looking at his friend and how he has to take care of his friend because it's, you know. And I was just thinking to myself, who would you rather be? Would you rather be the guy that has the knowledge, no war is terrible, or would you rather be the guy? I'd rather be the other guy. Why it's gonna be so much funner? I mean, that, What, you'd rather be the medic, knows war is terrible. Or would you rather be the other guy? Why it's gonna be so much funner?

I mean, you'd rather be the medic, you're saying? No, I'd rather be the guy who's just oblivious to it and is just like, cool, McDonald's. Yeah, so when I saw that, I always think about that because I just think like, man, there's just such a difference. Well, whenever you think something's so bad, like I was talking to this teacher, I'm like, they're putting these trans room in school.

He's like, they are? I'm like, dude, putting these trans room in school. He's like, they are? I'm like, dude, you haven't seen the news? He's like, I work at the school. I've never seen it. I'm like, yeah. Really? He's like, there's actually only like 11, 10 people in the whole world.

Yeah, exactly. But the media makes it seem like- I said that on stage the other day, people go, ooh. And I'm like, bro. The media makes it seem like it's this whole ordeal then trans are touching other kids. This teacher was like, I was a teacher for 30 years, I've never met a trans kid.

Social media is what doesn't work. Yeah, it's not real. And the media. But hold on, so this movie, okay, I've talked, I've posted about it or something, and it's, I just, I'm on Shutter, you know Shutter? It's for horror movies? Yeah.

I read the description and- you can get it through Amazon actually Oh, can you yeah? Okay? It's a part of the Amazon and I read the description and I I go, you know Sometimes I don't know if you do this, but like if you're like, I'll just I'll put it on I'll probably gonna turn it off. Do you ever do that? You're like, I'm gonna try it. Yeah. Yeah, okay I put on this movie. It's about, it's called Red Rooms. Red Rooms? Red Rooms. I don't like it.

This fucking guy, dude. And so, it's about a woman who becomes obsessed with a serial killer. Okay, I'm in. That is on trial. I'm back in. And it is so good. Now here's the catch, guys. Uh-huh. There's a lamb in it. No, I'm back in and it is so good. Now here's the here's the catch guys. There's a lamb in it. No I'm kidding. There's a there's a there's

here's the catch. It's in it's in French. Oh no. Yeah. No no I'm okay with it. I know you are. I don't know. I'm okay with it. I told you the Count of Man and Christo was a subtitle. This movie is fantastic, man. It is so, they might actually. Super nasty, is he super evil? Say no evil. Do you know how this happens in real life where people fall in love with serial killers? Right, well it. I'm one of them.

Yeah, but I mean no, so it's a, you know what a red room is, do you know what a red room is? I didn't until I saw this movie. It's basically a room that you, that is a room where you take people and you do things to them like awful awful shit And then you sell it on the on the dark web and people like a real thing Well, it's like is it a real thing or not people don't know it is it's like snuff film exactly But they real or not back then yeah, so but people are like well

Do they exist do they not you look up on the internet you're going to deep dive is like is red rooms real or not? this then, yeah. So, but people are like, well, do they exist, do they not? If you look up on the internet, you're going to deep dive. It's like, are red rooms real or not? This is about a guy who does one. And- FBI's gonna be like, wow. You know what, you need to stop because you've sold it enough. Okay, okay. I'm telling you, bro.

And you're gonna like, you're gonna say one thing that's gonna ruin it, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I wish I watched that over that Dracula movie. Well, this movie is, and it's, yeah, I'm gonna make you not wanna see it. But this is- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is, and it's, yeah, I'm gonna make you not wanna see it. But this is a- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

This is a great- I'm in, I'm in. It's a fan- I'm gonna text you tonight because I won't remember the name. I'm gonna text you tonight and be like, what was the name of that movie? You know what I started watching on Apple?

Just because, you know how when you go to the Apple app and it's like, oh, this show, that show, this show, so I finished SILO, and they had this other one called Prime Target. Yeah, I saw that coming up. Yeah. You know, so I started watching and I'm like, okay. It's one of these things that has this slow build-up. It looked like that. So by the way, so does Red Worms. But is it really slow? You gotta stick with it? Yeah. I don't know if you guys are smart enough. Oh my god. You gotta watch this movie. Listen, there's nothing that you can understand that I can't understand that

Oh, bro, that is not true. Hey. Hey, look at me. Look at nothing. What about his glasses? I'm 50 plus his glass Oh like look at his knuckles Nobody just attacking That's wisdom it's wisdom No, that's wisdom. You don't know about shaving. It's wisdom. Age, Doug. Gray knuckles.

Whatever, yeah, no, but anyway, whatever. So, go ahead. As I see this, Wolf got a hold of it. ChrisLeader.com. Is that how Wolf got it? ChrisLeader.com? Yeah, he went to ChrisLeader, and it just came in the mail,

and I was like, Wolford Griffin? How did? I was like, how did you get this? Some life reps merch. Yeah, I was like, Wulford Griffith, how did? I was like, how did you get this? Some life rips merch. Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, how do you have, since first words are crystallia.com, or life rips. Speaking of which, I'll be in New York, I'll be in Denver, I'll be in a bunch of different places, go to crystallia.com.

Oh, that's how little we made the playroom in their little foyer area. Oh, nice, yeah. He loves it, huh? That's so cute. You don't understand how much that warms my heart. That's so cute. You know what, it was crazy.

That's the best. There we go. That's the one he's waiting for. That's so annoying for you and I love it. My god. And then you want to be a good dad. So I just have to like, yeah, I just have to go, bro. Oh, bro. Bossy decided to get into violins and he came home with a violin. It's so loud. Oh, do the thong song on it. the violin is like, yeah, do your thing dude. Hey, it could be worse, could be dry. This is funny. You know what's interesting about this is I can sit.

Yeah, yeah. This is all that thong thong thong thong. I like it when my booty goes. I like it when you make the booty go. This is the video. Thumb thump thump thump. Come on booty goes The This is What is this shit? First of all, yeah, that's Boston right there But no, what a pull from you just instantly you go to the violin All right, let's take a break y'all. This ain't the little itty-bitty tiny ball

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You know, I was thinking about this. Thank you, but I was thinking about this. I watched your, Kristen put it on and I go. Oh, who you telling? I know. I have to walk into Rachel watching stand up specials. I know, I know. The Stand Up on the Spot, right, with Jeremiah. He does that show, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched your Stand Up on the Spot. Right. And I'm watching it and you know, I don't watch stand up. Neither do I. I just don't. But Kristen loves it and that's awesome. And she'm watching it and you know, I I don't watch stand-up either I just don't but Kristen loves it and and that's awesome and she's watching it and She made and I'm like, baby. Yeah, I'm like baby. You got it. Why do we have to watch this and she's like She's like she's like I don't but you weren't here. You were in the other room and you came in and I'm like

I have the same shirt on That's not the one that you... I have like four shirts. I'm 50 plus. But she's watching it and I'm like, babe I don't want to watch it. You know the show's two hours. I'm like... and she's like I just saw your friends are on it. I wanted to watch... she wanted to watch Rick Glassman and you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm like, oh, that's fine. I'll watch you, you know, because you're my bud.

And I've never seen this show. And I'm watching it. And you're you're you're so good at it. OK, now you're so you're a top-notch comedian look fat all right you're a top-notch comedian but you're so good at it and it's because of I was thinking about this I was watching you a lot of the things that people were yelling out Are things that we've just talked about and you already have a take on as the reps, you know I'm saying Oh, right, right, right. And some of them wasn't some of it you were coming up with

Which is very impressive dude. They're gonna yell something out where you don't have a well But my point is that was almost an insult I'm just saying we cover some like we covered so much shit. The way you said it, you always have a hot day. I always say like Eminem, people are so impressed with when he was coming up with like, how do you figuring out what rhymes in the moment? He already knows what rhymes. He already has a database of it.

It's kind of like that. And even if you're going to, they're going to throw something out that's new that you haven't thought about yet, it's a version of what, of something you've thought about before, right? They're gonna throw something out that's new that you haven't thought about yet It's a version of what of something you've thought about before right so And I was just I was so impressed with watching you and the way you were doing that From a comedian standpoint like I was like wow this is really good This is a top-notch person doing this right it really is it really is and I know you know what you take it for granted I'm gonna interrupt you take for granted cuz we're always around around. Yeah. Yeah, sure, of course

But I say to I say to Kristen I say like this is this is an example of a really good comedian who can do this and he's just a comedian that is obsessed with it and wants to be funny all the time and It was interesting seeing you make connect those dots and I was like I bet like he He just has the like you said has the, like you said, there was one thing you said, like the thong song, like I said, like I just have that in my head and I know the way it sounds. When you say violin, I go, oh, and I pick from,

what's violin, thong song, that's violin, but like, that's what you're doing when you're on stage there. But you know what, sometimes with that thing too, sometimes like you get a suggestion and I know in my mind, this is what I do sometimes, I don't care what the suggestion is, I know that I wanna talk about,

I'll find a small bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. To jump over to something else. To jump over to something else. Of course, of course. And then people make it, you know what I mean? Yes, of course. It's just like that.

I mean, I'll say this though, something that the internet. Oh, Pacoiba is what you said. You know that that's funny. You know that that's funny. And what, I'll say this though, something that the internet... Oh, Pacoima is what you said. You know that that's funny. You know that that's funny. You just said it because it's something about Mexicans and you're like, ah, from Pacoima. And it was something, and I was like, that's so funny because Pacoima isn't in my database.

I would say, you know, I would say something else, whatever, but like, that's what's in your database. And I was like, that's so interesting because you already know that's funny. It's not like you're thinking of, oh, where are Mexicans from? You already know that. So you go in Mexico, boom. And it was just really interesting to see. But anyway, it was a high level comedian doing that and it was really fun to watch. And it is, and let me tell you something, dude. Suck them off.

There are not, you know, I didn't watch any of the other guys, but that is that it I Want to make this a point to say this I did not watch anyone else. I watched you But it's got to be that show has to fall flat a lot, right? You know that you do what they don't show is okay. You do set. It's not live, right? You do a set Okay, I thought it might be no I thought it might be I be. I don't know, they do shit live all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's just like improv though. Got it.

You know, when you see improv, you know, you're gonna. Because there are very good comedians that can't do that. No. Yeah. So it's just, so my point is just. But what I was saying is like, the thing too about like the crowd works, you know, world that we're in right now,

the only thing about it that is like, it makes it hard for some comedians what they don't realize is, once you put that out into the world, now you can't do that again. Right, I know. It's dead. Because before that, sometimes there is crowd work you just have in your head.

Yeah, I used to do that. You have some old classics. Yeah, because it's like a girl that won't shut up, and I have a whole thing for that. Of course, right. You know what I mean? Classics. Yeah, because it's like a girl that it won't shut up and she's like, you know, I have a whole thing for that. Of course, right. You know what I mean? That it's just like, she gonna be crying in the parking lot type of thing, you know?

And you know, I... Now you get one of those. You get one of those. If you post it. Yeah, you post it and they're like, oh, he's gonna do the thing. You know what? You know what?

You can still do it. You just can't post it again. You can still do it. Right, right, right, right. I know, but if people become a fan, they come out and they they know yeah, oh he's doing it, you know, I did You think about it like I did a what did I do? Yeah, I but honestly I I did think that and then I actually like now the fact that If I'm on stage and somebody does something similar to something I've already done crowd work wise and I've already posted it, I try to think,

okay, what else is there? Right, so it's good for you. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. That's what I'm saying, but sometimes I see, like when you watch like say a crowd work comedian and you watch him all the time, you go, oh, he's not, this is material.

I see what he's doing, yeah. This is material, I've heard that one before. Is it the crowd work trend kinda going away? I don't see it as much. It's work trend kind of going away? I don't see it as much. It's so it is I don't see it as much What I think is a good thing you know what though? It's it the thing is there like I said there's a very few comedians that can do it at a high level right the end You know there's guys like you there's guys that Matt right the guys that can really do it all right? After that there is a huge drop off. And there are many.

And it's terrible. I know, but the thing that is, you don't see it anymore, but you do see it from people who are making an effort. So, like, they have, like, a crew. Like, you'll see crowd work now. See, I don't like that. Like, Trevor Wallace, like, he'll have, like,

this is obviously, you know, he's got a crew with him. Matt has a crew with him, he's got two guys. Cameras and shit. Yeah cameras and stuff. You have the guys that follow you. See that's why I like Chris's more, cause you're not going, there's certain comics where I'm like, all right, here goes doing crowd work,

this is his thing, this is his tool, this is what he does. And then yours, you posted one where the guy was hammered, dude, hammered, and you were in the bit bit and then it turned into crowd work where it wasn't Yeah, you know how guys are going out there like great who can I pick? Oh, yeah, where you're from? We're you feel it out. You know what? That's like what I'm saying though, but I like yours cuz the guy was but that's the same thing Just yelled some out remember you have something weird out. Yeah, but you have you have some guys though I mean, that's the thing. Yeah, just in case it happens. Right. Yes. The people that are, that's the thing. But you're not, but it's not like,

the first 20 minutes. No, no, but that's what I'm saying though is that the other people, they just think they can put their phone on a tripod in the back of the room, and they're gonna create some thing. No, no, this is like a business now. Right, right, right. So if you don't treat it as such,

it sounds gotta be good. Step your game up, right, that's what I'm saying. That's like when we first started the podcast, people were like, I'll just set up in my bedroom, like good luck man, step your game up. That's what I'm saying. That's like when we first started the podcast, people were like, I'll just set up in my bedroom. Like, good luck, man. Good luck. But so. That's why I had this guy, what's his name?

Brian Johnson. Brian's gonna come out to my place. I have an extra room and I'm gonna. Yeah, that's what you want. Oh, nice. I'm gonna do it for my room with Griffin. I'm gonna have like a real, you know. Yeah, I mean.

Because the audience isn't gonna take you serious. They're like, oh, he's just doing it in his pajamas in the background of his bed. I do wonder though, because everything is... Is that Casey? Yeah, I know, I thought that too. There is a thing about it being overproduced, right? Like...

Less is more, I think. The charm of certain podcasts is like the one with Christa Stefano he's just sitting on a couch with holding the microphone like that's obviously produced but it's it's got this charm of like we're just guys doing this it's not really I think a better example is like Tim Dillon you know like a whole studio that's a big fancy yeah well no no the studio's fancy was just him in one producer. And then he's just ripping. He's going.

Oh, yeah, yeah. But again, the presentation is still very much like, I guess I'm just saying. I know the girl that did that. But then the difference would be like, Segura, your mom's house, has 20 employees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Like, there's a difference. Well, we're right.

Right. And that's a whole operation. Like, there's a running gun, and then there's like, Tom's like entertainment branch. I just wonder at what point it's like, you know, there's so many podcasts out there. There's so many people and just like, I mean, I saw one the other day where it was just like, I didn't even know if,

I honestly didn't even know if it was a real podcast or just clips online. That like, because some people pretend like they have a podcast, you know? Yeah, Nick was telling us about it. And I'm like, is this real? And there was just two women talking and I'm like, this is so uninteresting.

But it was so uninteresting. Wait, hey. No, no, no, I mean, two chicks talking. No, stop. How I find that is I just walk in on Rachel watching one of her podcasts. I'm just like, what is this one? Am I that just before us?

Yeah, last night Rachel was watching a podcast and it was the girl, I'm just like, what is this one? It might not just be for us. Last night, Rachel was watching a podcast and it was the girl, I forgot her name, but she was on Blackish, the wife on Blackish. She's sitting there and she's talking about shoes with these other girls. It's all about shoes. And I was like. There's an audience for that.

That's what's going on. Yeah, yeah, well no, that's great. That's not what I'm talking about. Yes, Tracy Ellis Ross. If there's an audience for it, that's great. I'm talking about, hey, let's start a podcast. People who do that. Yeah, that's the majority of people.

I understand. But some of the overproduced podcasts, like King of Sting was the most produced podcast I've ever been involved in. Like that took so much work, man. It was so much fun. Would you agree with that, Nick? Like the graphics, animation, fan calling, timing.

I used to watch that and be like, what are they doing? It looked good, but I was like. It was all Nick. And like we'd do the roast session. I hired the people that would do that. But the animation in the middle of the episodes, I think, like stuff they talked about and it was animated within the episode

was like ahead of its time. Game changer, yeah. But I think that I don't wanna use the word overproduced because I think. Back then it was though. I know, I know, I know, but I think people prefer it. I think the people, do you? Yes, it's the reason why Hollywood's never gonna go away.

Effort, yes. People want, exactly. Quality. People want quality and effort. And so. I guess so, yeah. So the word overproduced makes you seem like that's bad. But no, because I think- Why do you mean it as bad, really? No, no, no, but then also I think the trend we're going on with social media, I think the less,

more organic does better. Yeah, more organic. Because everyone's doing so much overproduced shit, like if it looks like an ad, even if it's not, if it's just whatever, a day, you know, you're in fucking Corona, it's gonna perform better, I think, if it's more natural, and not come out

two days later and overproduced. But you're talking about performance. I mean, no matter what, you can have all this, but if you don't have the right talent, it's not gonna work. Oh, of course. But what I'm saying is, I still think that even with like, you know, mediocre talent

and a lot of effort. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I think that will do just as well. Well, I think Will Smith, that's why he took over, because you got an extremely talented dude, he had a staff. Way overproduced.

Way overproduced, but I mean, if you're gonna talk, because he, that's what. But the views were. No, no, of course, because he's winning. Will Smith. I mean, that's why all NBA players are involved in podcasts now. Because they're like, hold on.

You're telling me I can make this amount of money just sitting, talking shit with my boys and there's some great pockets see when you're famous like that yeah okay then it adds a level to it that you're like oh this is great yeah get to watch yeah yeah yeah for sure is that Kevin Durant like imagine if you could listen to Michael Jordan talk for two hours as a kid I was like what? so this is like so I think that that's how it is Congratulations, that's oh god. That's a whole different level of like a Jason Bateman and yeah, and the girls from the office, you know, they're they're more successful now than they were

Watch podcasts about Shows well think about like Dax Shepard. They shouldn't exist He's met like he did well in Hollywood. He's not existed watch the show Yeah, sure his but his podcast like he's making so much more and he's more famous now for that for sure God bless and before he was like just Chris and Bell's husband, his podcast crushes. God bless, dude. God bless. God bless. Yeah. I think the good production, making it shiny, just if you come across it randomly, you stay there for an extra second. Yeah, I agree. What is that? I agree. But this is a podcast I listen to every week. Oh yeah? This guy's in Spain. They're both handicappers and it's on Zoom

and I watch it every week. The production does not matter and it's my job. But you listen to it. You make it look good. You're fired. But you see, I don't watch podcasts. I only listen. I only listen.

So I don't give a fuck what your YouTube looks like. All I do is listen to the audio. As long as your audio's correct, there's some podcasts I listen to, friends of mine, I'll call them like, dude, the audio's brutal, man. It's echoing, it's like really? I'm like, yes, dude.

He's like, oh, but the YouTube, I'm like, I know that's the trend, I'm telling you, focus on your fucking audio, man. That's the hard, I hate that. Audio, don't get it twisted, audio's still king. On the podcast, audio's king. It just is. Have you guys seen Phil Henley?

He's a Canadian. I used to, when I worked at Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis and he does crowd work the whole time, but he's really good at it. And he obviously has bits that are set up, but it's like- Everyone does. It's a whole- This is him?

Yeah. Okay. What's that? I'm a woman. Is that your boyfriend that you're with? I'm a woman. What's that? I'm a woman. Is that your boyfriend that you're with? I'm a woman. What's that? I'm a woman. Yeah, the dude you're with, is that?

That's my husband. Oh, okay, cool, you're great at answering questions. I knew you were a woman. I don't see gender, Seattle, but I... Did you think I didn't think you were a woman? Yeah. Oh, no, I thought I knew you were a woman. Okay, good, cool, cool well thank you for trying

to fucking derail my career no one didn't think you're a woman till you said that no it was suspicious there's such an odd reaction you're so computational You didn't meet on the internet. You didn't meet on the internet? OK, have we already talked about where did you guys meet? OK. Meow. What? It's just basic, but he's funny. He's got like a big, he always goes, oh, OK.

OK. OK. Oh, that's funny. That's great. What a, that was hilarious. That was funny. That was so funny. Yeah, that was funny.

But what the fuck was that? Trying to derail my career. Who's that? Phil, Phil Hanleyley yeah, he was he was a model Oh, wow, and it doesn't look like it didn't work out. Oh, are they all set on white guys being models? Nick that MMA podcast shows to why do you like that over the other ones? They're just both like proven winning cappers oh so is that betting podcast yeah but the guy in Spain is also really fuck I'll break it down he's he's he's funny too I don't know you know it's interesting this

well whatever this all I listen is MMA but we talked about oh yeah MMA and then Rogan that's about it I don't I, I've. I listen to, I listen to Armchair Expert. I've listened. Jack Shepard's great. I wanna watch, I haven't watched a cat on Theo yet. There's just one. It's awesome. There's one clip. It's so good.

There's one clip that I saw that I was like, oh, that reminds me, I have to watch. I have. When they're talking about black ducks, it's so fucking funny. Yeah. I have seen, besides crime podcasts, I've seen zero podcasts.

Oh. I have not listened to any podcasts. Yeah, I don't listen to any other comedy podcasts. But you gotta watch that podcast. Why? Because there's two guys that make shit up the best. But this is why it's great, because Cat Williams rarely breaks character and like acknowledges other comics.

Like he just does his thing, he's a fucking tidal wave. Yeah, yeah. Theo's so talented, he breaks them several times. Where he's like, he has to back up, he's like, bro, and he's like laughing his ass off. Yeah, I, Theo's so talented he breaks him several times. Oh really where he's like he has to back up He's like bro. He's like laughing his ass off Yeah, it's yeah, I mean look, you know, they're both very funny just the just this clip the first 15 seconds I cut it very proud. Okay, let's see. What about Bill Cosby? You ever get to meet him? Before he had all the problems?

He'll get thick. He's being a rapist, one of the possible problems. Sorry. Sorry. He's being a rapist, one of the problems. Dude. The two of them, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

They're both like cartoons. Yeah. Both of them, Jesus Christ. They're both like cartoons. Yeah. They're so, both of them are so extreme. There was a lady in there fixing cat's tassels on his jacket before. She was just like making sure they were straight before they started. It was so funny.

She's like looking in the camera and tilted his hat. It's literally like in Trappel he's doing making a band and he has him like yeah you guys carry him that's literally kind of the vibe when he walked in. Wow those are two originals. Yeah how wow wow how is how old is cat right now? How old is he? Nobody knows he's's like a Cuban boxer. Oh, he's probably. It says 53. I was about to say, he's probably. That was in your database.

You know about that. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying, that's funny. That's my rock. All right, what's this? Someone did some Disney characters reanimated with AI as real people. Oh my God.

There's some fun ones. There's Woody, Daphne. That would suck. That looks like for us yeah who you okay oh wow it's Eric High-level comedian That was it And then this guy that's good. It was John Goodman was better. He was great. It was perfect. So Movies and Halle Berry in that dude take my money bro first boner really for John Goodman. I think that That one right there how it says that's just Steve Harvey for the other one

Is a comment right there? It'd be funnier if it was real people This is one of the greatest movies ever. No It's so good. No, no, it's a kitten or holds up to oh, no, it doesn't Halle Berry. So ridiculous in this Yeah, she's hot. So, you know that you know the Flintstone car just sold at an auction I think it was me come just sold the actual from the movie if you're into that stuff okay moving on that's just rich people that it's just like Joe Burrow buying the Batmobile you know it's not even street legally when somebody gives you you get like 40 million you get 40 million street legal yeah you can't even drive it on a street? No one even knows this. Just fucking. No. You bought that? That's three three million dollars how can he make it

street legal he bought I don't know if you can then what are you gonna do that's gonna be one of those purchases where he goes oh it's like Nicholas Cage is a t-rex head but he's so he's got a lot of money obviously but he's still he's too young to be buying this show he has all the money even still yeah yeah he's one of the greatest yeah he's so good he just signed a really big deal fifty five million dollars a year guaranteed okay he's better than Patrick Mills okay that a three million dollar batmobile that's not gonna do anything I mean that's yeah I guess I mean it's the kind of thing like every time somebody comes to your house yeah like no matter why they're there's see the batmobile. You have to know you have to say to them

I get my money's worth you want to see my bubble. No, you want to see the batmobile you go what? Yeah, I have a remember dark night. Let me show you take around the block You know, let's watch it then we'll take it I would have TVs in the garage with that movie just on loop. Like this. That's it. That's it. And it's on the screen right now. So that's from the movie. Anyway. And there'd be a framed picture of Heath Ledger's hair. Like I bought some of his hair too. There it is. There it is. Really weird, yeah, really, really weird to do that. If he never drives it, he'll probably never lose value, like collector's item, right?

Yeah, I guess. Some rich guy will. 100%. It's already $3 million though. And they had 10 of them. It's the movies. Yeah. It's kind of cool, because it's actually functional,

and it actually has a badass engine. Most of the movies, like the cars you see in Fast and fierce are just they're like shells. They look cool. Yeah, no engine There's nothing but it's funny because it's it's not street legal It's like even if it was what you do go to fucking vans with it. It was like there's Joe burrow Yeah, but what do you want to do? Like like I want to go to one of those dumb auctions Where it's just a bunch of rich people in the crowd.

I just worked there. I just worked there. I wanna be like the old guy from The Muppets just up watching, commentating on these people doing what they're doing. Because it's the kind of thing where there'd be like, it would be something like this. It would be something like, you know the first iPhone, know the first iPhone Yeah, you know and it's like you know start to bidding at a hundred and seventy five thousand

And there's just people in the crowd with so much money Eric and it's not even about the thing now It's about like oh, I have to beat it. Yeah. Yeah. No there was a car there 25 million take money sell it yeah, I was like no I'm good Yeah, I just in my head. I'm like I wonder what he does money, sell it. And the guy was like, nah, I'm good. I'm like, I was just in my head, I'm like, I wonder what he does. Crazy.

I'm Jesus. I was sitting next to a dude who in a 10 minute period bought $9 million worth of cars. And was just like, and didn't give a fuck. But that's what I'm saying. He was like, I'll take it. You got so much money. Wow, just has a bed there, just sleeping.

There's probably like secret, secret auctions too, where it's like, you know. By people. Humans, yeah. How binding is bidding where it's like, you know, my people humans. Yeah How binding is bidding I'd like I always wondered that what do you mean? Just go and bid? Just go fucking some off. What if you're tired? No, cuz you have your time cleared before You have to get a clear credit before hundred million in order to bid on the big boys And and then also what's dope about me come is there there's a reserve So if it doesn't so let's say that Porsche

He wanted 40 million if it doesn't reach 40 he gets it back right at Barrett Jackson. There's no reserve So it goes for whatever so let's say that batmobile is worth 3 million if you have Barrett Jackson and people only bid 100,000 you're selling that bitch for a hundred thousand you're losing a ton of money Well, yeah for the for the Bits for a hundred thousand you're losing a ton of money. Oh Make it was better Well, yeah for the for the so for the seller. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, it's all we know this is like movies You know, we mean I've never like I've never I've never been anything like that. They're so dope It's so cool cuz you see on TV like five million ten million twenty million, but outside TV There's a bunch of regular shit and tents back there that you can get great deals.

$10, $10, here we go $10, we got $12, $12, oh, sold for $10. Great deal, great deals. I would wanna see a room where it's like, it's Bezos, Elon Musk, somebody from Saudi Arabia, you know, what's his name from Facebook? Like their collections? Like their collections?

No, no, no, they're just in, they're there. They wanna one up each other. Yeah. And you know, somebody's like, it's the original, it's the original oops button, Like their collections? No, no, no. They're just there. They want to one up each other. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, somebody's like, it's the original oops button, the first oops button from Chris DeLeo. They're so rich that this is their thing where they add it, the price they go.

That's it. And they go, okay, it's 45 million. 40 million. He goes, hey, Mr. Bezos, 40 million. Yeah. The guy's just blinking. Oh, it doesn't matter. Yeah, sure, I'll do it. Those guys that go, 20, 20, 20, 20, 25, 25, 25. Bezos for 40 million. Yeah. I was just blinking. Oh, it doesn't matter. Yeah, sure, I'll do it. Those guys that go, 20, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25.

I talk to the guy. I'm like, how'd you even get started? He's like, my dad did it. And then my, his dad did it. He's like, it's a family tradition. He's like, we started with cows. Dude, there's nothing for sale. What is the most expensive thing on the planet?

That's what I want to know. Probably that Christie's thing. Well, it's the- What's the most expensive thing for sale? It's the Royal Jewels. The Royal Jewels, they're not for sale, but that's the most valuable thing on the planet. That's what I wanna know. Probably that Christie's thing. Well, it's the- What's the most expensive thing for sale? It's the royal jewels. The royal jewels, they're not for sale, but that's the most valuable thing on the planet. The royal jewels. Yeah, but are they?

Like, that's what I'm saying. They're priceless. What's the most expensive thing that's for sale? Like, that's what I'm saying. If you're a guy, if you have $20 billion, there's literally nothing that you can't buy. Because- Countries. but it's not for sale Some are for sale some of Americans, right humans. I'm ready said this joke or I'd be like at what point? Oh my god

The most expensive. Oh, there you go object. Why history is a four point eight billion dollar yacht What? What is it? What is it? The most expensive house is five hundred thirty two million. Wow $4.8 billion yacht. What? The most expensive house is 532 million, wow. See, but how can a fucking yacht be? And that's not even a lot if you have these, some of these really super rich people. Not most expensive things, yeah, teams. But those are, it's so hard to get into,

even if you're super rich, you can't just buy a team. They have a whole thing. It said statistically, the most expensive thing is Earth. It'd be valued at quadrillions of dollars. Oh wow. Elon's like, I'll take it. Go down, go down. Antimatter?

Whoa. 62 trillion per gram. Who could buy that? Nobody. No. Okay, well there you go. You'd have to honestly steal it. Yeah.

And everyone would know because you can't sell that in a pawn shop. What is it? Antimatter. It's called the, you would have it like this? I don't know. That's the plot of Despicable Me.

Oh yeah. Yeah. That's all that is. A gram of antimatter, you know how much this is? Dude, you know how many fucking do we make we're make bank? Do you have any buyers? No, no, no one can afford it three guys want to go in on it. They still can't do it I always say like if you long musk lost his wallet Then you found it. Mm-hmm. How much could you spend?

Before you notice not none none How much could you spend? Before you notice not not none Dollar, you know, it was just cuz we credit cards good enough cash And then so like if someone steals my wallet's happen on a mix of the best You just call like put a freeze on the car and any charge that came through in the last two hours And they just argue it and I don't get him. Yeah, just play me Yeah, I don't think you would notice you make up for all the times you got fucking Had yeah. Yeah, I'm still waiting on those tricycles. I'm ha

Doesn't count those don't count. I know Yeah, I don't know I got I mean I've been wanting to talk about this since we started talking about football and I still We just conversation we go. I got Kristen got Kristen got NFL blitz the arcade game. Oh my god. I was I'd say marry her but you did. Yeah I did. What a great game. They swing him around. It's so awesome. Cordell Stewart's so good in that game. It's so awesome. Wait they don't have uh actual players in that game though. Did they eventually? Oh you got the low budget one. Well that's fine. Yeah. Uh did they make players in it it she got it for Dreamcast no

They're their numbers and they were the same players. They might if you don't know you know who they okay anyway There's a 55 on the chargers. That's junior Sam got it. Yeah. Yeah, he shot himself in the heart. So there's a Yeah, he Anyway, we got it for Cheap and it's one of the anyway after arcade. Yeah. Yeah, I'm playing with Calvin and it's it and it's one of the anyway I've been playing with Calvin and it's really fucking funny. The game is great. It's really funny.

He gets so frustrated. But has he played like PlayStation 5? No, no, no. This is the first video game he's ever played. Because my kids are used to PlayStation 5. They have the arcades here. They come here like what the fuck? Yeah, I know.

I know. Arcade. These graphics suck. This big box. But, but, but, and they do suck, but it's fun. Way funner. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun What's this one? Oh, yeah great. Yeah

I loved this game. It's just a version of NBA Jam, but for football like that's Drew Brees, right? Right, but it doesn't say I got it. So it's got the num. Oh, it does say it. Yeah They have maybe they did maybe they did have it then I can't play football Chris like this number 20 for the Lions is good At running. Oh man Barry Sanders Yeah, they do have that that's Bill Romanowski. Can you see how much better the graphics are today? Yeah, I know it's but that's so but it Doesn't mean they're better. Well, no, it means they're better. It doesn't mean there's more fun. They're not more fun. Yeah Yeah, they like like Tiger likes the old stuff that I like like we Seen by GI Joe and Power Rangers and the graphics are like that

And he loves their video video games. I never seen those. Yeah, what the fuck is that the big heads? Big heads. It's an NBA jam. That's a special code Raiden sick. I Don't think I ever played with the big heads That's kind of stupid You just jam all the buttons to get the codes and then someone accidentally puts in no codes after. Oh really? Yeah, you just jam them and then that would always come up on accident.

I want, I, anyway she got that for, you know. Great pick up by Kristen. Wow. Move of the week. Calvin will only play if we're the same team. What do you mean? the week Calvin will only play if we're the same team he was like okay I'll be who you want me to be so you'd be the Arizona Cardinals and I was like and who do you want to be whoever you want he says Arizona Cardinals and I'm like well buddy you pick a different team no I want to be the same team so we play

each other as the same team no matter what team bills be the Buffalo Bills I'm gonna be able to buff it he doesn't want excuses on either side he says to me I don't want you to say But you know what you want they have now they have a option we can make teams equal So I'll play tea. I'll play 10 NCAA and beat the brakes off of them, but he'll pick like You know fucking FIU and I'll pick Georgia and I'm like don't want to crush I think a different team is like no watch this and just clicks. It's like equal teams. And then everyone's rating goes down.

I'm like, this is lame. I guess I'm kind of cool, though. Look at that. I like the graphics on the left better. That's how long he's been in the NBA. Oh, wow. Wow. That that's so on the right is a video game. That looks like NBA live.

Amazing. Look at the left. Look at how fucking atrocious it looks. It's crazy. Look at the left. Look at how fucking atrocious it looks. That's crazy. But at the time though. It's almost racist. Are you kidding me? At the time.

Look at how straight. It's almost racist. Look how straight apart his shoulders are. Like he's got the coat hanger. Dude, look at his head. I mean, you can't even see Cleveland. Look at. Unbelievable.

I mean, look at his. Is that hair? I would argue those times were better. Well, for us, we didn't have fucking shit that stressed us out too. We were just playing. It wasn't like we had bills and shit. We were just like, oh, what? This is crazy.

What is this? This is Microsoft Flight Simulator. This is crazy. Is this graphics? This is crazy. Those graphics are fantastic. I don't like flight simulators. Never one there's you know there's like goat simulator you know about this one maybe there's like go be a goat yes that's so

stupid you can be a goat and just wander bro oh wow people love it yeah I would be a flight simulator then the next thing you know I would just want to like crash into things yeah yeah look at look yeah, look at it. Look at it. Oh wow. Look, you're just a goat. Look, in a pool, just chill. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, you can be a penguin? Oh, a different Minecraft goat.

Look at it, oh hell yeah. We had that back to him too. I don't like how they've bastardized the goat simulator with other animals. I don't like it either, honestly. I want it to be pure. This is looking like GTA or something though. Yeah, yeah like it either. I don't see. I want it to be pure. This is looking

like GTA or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Goat causing havoc. When is that going to come out? I can't wait for that to come out. I'm just tired of the we got this before GTA or whatever. Yeah. You know, it's going to be the

biggest game ever. It should only be goats. I agree with you Nick. I'm a purist. I'm a goat simulator purist. Goat simulator remastered. Yeah. This is the kind of thing you open up a world for people that they, you know, that you're like, oh, I didn't know this was a thing.

So people that are into like farm games. I know, right? You're just kinda like, wait, what are you talking about? There has to be, how is there not, honestly, why is there not? Why is there not a game called for real? Why is there not a game called fucking and you can get pussy bro. They have those now No, no, no, but but but but no that it should be more popular, bro I'm saying there needs to be a fucking company, a legit company that makes, you know, whatever they call it, and you could go out

and you get laid. They didn't do it right. There was a game like that, though, and it was based off your decisions, if you got laid or not. I was way too young to play that. They need to do it better. They need to do it better.

You remember Sim City? It was fun, and then when the city got going, you had to like figure out like the fucking Bro come here Don't do a cheat code What sim city yeah, that was fucking so fun it was until it got too serious Dude, you're like I don't have to worry about racial issues. I'm 12. I'm 12.

I didn't worry about zoning. No, there's like, I had to put a- I'm fucking 12. Oh God, there's a handicap area there. Yeah, I just want to put a fucking- You have to have a ramp? Amusement park, and I don't care about the trans issues in the bathroom.

Actually, that's what all woke people should have to do. Play Sim City? Play Sim and that's hilarious and they give them woke issues and all of a sudden they're like well Wait a second. How do I do things on fire? Lose all my money City was stressful it was you put in the theme park like you're losing money I'm a big piece of shit if that's your thing this is roller coaster tycoon which is like oh basically sims take it out I played this but not so city sim similar thing you'd have to increase the cost of like popcorn I've had a sim city one that like I got into it so much that I remember I started spending money and

then I was like oh I can't do this anymore. Yeah. You know what I mean? They take so, the thing with these games and what they do is they make it, they make it, it takes so long. It's a six month project. They make it so long that you wanna go, oh, complete it! Look at the nightmare that would be

if you were there in one of those, not particularly that one, but my God, some of the roller coasters. And you have to turn them on. Oh my God. And give them electricity. Let me see Sim City, Nick. rollercoasters have to turn them on oh my god give him a electricity Yeah, but I'm sitting Nick I played sim city You know for a brief time and it was fucking fun as shit though. He got too serious. Yeah, I agree

I was a legit governor at 12 Your buddies go do it you'd be like I bet I can run a city you know better news So yeah, this was so is this an old one? Yeah. Yeah, this one. Yeah, that's what I played. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, dude. Look at that, baby. I think it'd go wrong if I don't figure out every single move I do. That's who, that's who. Fire's back to me. So go to the, so what do they look like? What does SimCity look like now, though? It's just like, you can do it your you can do it you can make your house

You make your own house have your wife there set up, you know winning argument Look at this. That's crazy This is not hey, it's alright It's not This is nuts. Yeah, it was not I was like It's but there is something like I play back. I'm to Eric. No, I have another game. I play that's that that's like This will be fun on Twitter. Yeah, it's called. Yes. Yeah, I was talking about Rachel's like what are you doing? You're working on your village. I was like, yeah, I gotta

Make sure you feed my people. Okay, if you know I was like you working on your village, you know, wow, that is Wow, that is so funny. Yeah, so every night I'm like, you know, it's like really like a... Yes! I'm working on my village! Then she starts to go, how's your village? You know, I said, they're good. We had an uproar. We had an uproar. We had some protesters. Remember the protesters?

We got attacked. It's a nightmare. It's honestly not going well sweetheart. We need more guns. I forgot the name of the game. Of the the game because I just play it so often but then they say you join an alliance Yeah, I know but there's like okay, so the Alliance they they have these wars against other alliances And so you have to do it at a certain time and I'm busy Like you mean in your actual life Like you mean in your actual life

Got kicked out of the I got kicked out and I was hitting the guy, you know, he was trying to explain to me like you gotta be here I was like bro, like I was in I was on stage. He's like, but you made a commitment It's Thanksgiving. Oh Was on stage, but you made a commitment Oh wow It was so crazy that I got kicked out real life getting in the way bro. Yeah Serious they're so serious. So what is the takes a fine? What is it? Yeah? Game man, I have a kid. Well, that's the thing. It's like I I have a real-life one-year-old I'll just have families. I was thinking about that. Actually, I was thinking about that because I was looking, it's a game, man. I have a kid. Well, that's the thing. It's like I have a real life one year old. You motherfuckers have families? I was thinking about that, actually.

I was thinking about that because I was looking at, I watched this movie called, I don't remember what it's called, but it was about park rangers that go like kind of off grid into the wilderness and stay for a little bit. I was like, what? What? What? What? What a waste of time. Yeah, yeah. It was a bad movie.

But I was like the the I was with David and my wife and I and and Jerrica and they were like I was like would you do this and they was like oh yeah and then Jerrica was like hell yeah I would do it and I was like if I did this dude I don't I don't know if I could do this. Like, you're just chilling and like, but that's what life used to be, bro. You would just be, period. You would be and there would be trees around.

You know what I'm saying? It's just you and him. Oh my God, bro. You'd have to adapt. You'd have to adapt. Like, I've been watching a bunch of country western movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, from the 1890s.

I'm like, God, they just sat around and chilled. You could do it. And their downtime. You have to. It seems dope. And if you need to go to the store, it's like, I'll be back in four months. Right.

To get some water. Yeah, yeah, that's when you can really get mad and be like, you forgot that! You know what I mean? Oh, fuck! Where are the turnips? Yeah, that's why I really get mad be like you forgot that You can't just be like well, I'll just go back and get it What's like that draca movie they set him up to draca for the business transaction is signed papers And he tells his wife he's like I'll be back in six weeks Yeah, yeah, fuck dracule. You better be home sooner than that. Draculaia.

Oh my God. Shit. And don't forget the orange juice. Stupid bitch. I always. This is a party sim. A house party, a raunchy party sim where you can flirt and hook up.

Nah, nah, it needs to be called. Fucking. Fussy or fucking or, you know, I like fucking. Wedded up or something. Wedded up. Squirtables. Wop. And by the way, Nick, that it's like, it's honey AI is what, oh honey app.

So much man. Fuck yeah dude, I'm into this game. Oh, he set the temp. Hey, I'm so nice dude, listen up. What's up? Whippets. Whippets? Oh wait.

What's up dude? I'll do so much drugs in this game. You better just be inspecting a asshole. I see you with... Let him talk, let him talk! Look at this fucking house. Oh shit, Hank and Stray. Oh, so what's up

You got a really fucked up in banger What is it nothing? What's this? Oh this afternoon jazz? Oh, it's just just my algorithm I've been playing it on the TV and it fucking come on Good working music you almost don't want people to like you don't want you you don't want people to know you're so you don't want people to like you don't want to give you don't want people to know your you don't want people to know your social security number You don't want to know your address Yo, can I get your algorithm Just send me a friend request on Instagram I got all mine is is like fucking soft body Tetris

and kid shit now. You think. The algorithm goes, oh no. Oh really? You like this stuff too. Yeah mine is like, I keep telling y'all mine is just, I'll be like, what is this? You know, send, are you sending,

and then you, if you send one funny trans video. Oh forget it. Oh bro, I clicked on it. I clicked on it. So that's it now. So like every, like it's like, that panel, it'll be like, you know, baby baby panel and then it'll be like, you know,

all trans women that you like. That woman's not trans. But then it's like, you like trucks? And you like chicks with dicks? Here's a chick with a dick on a truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa! Right, right, right.

No? All right. Trans and transformer? I'll be in spoke Spokane. Oh, yeah Tacoma Puri, Illinois Dubuque, Iowa and go to Chris Leah comm Good at Eric Griffin comm be at hyenas in Dallas for a thing of Valentine

You know so check that out, and I going to be in a bunch of places. So come check me out. I'll be at King of the hammers this Thursday, possibly some Friday. So if you're out there, say what's up, I'll be out there with my Hummer. It's finally done with the swap six old power stroke. Come get you some King of the hammers and Johnson Valley. All right, kids, we love you. We're out.

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