The Golden Hour - Swing and a Miss! | The Golden Hour #151 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

The guys talk Jimmy Kimmel's return to TV after being suspended, Adrien Broner controversies including walking out on a bill over 2K and his recent issue with Cam'ron, Bill Burr's lotion bit, Chris' baseball announcer impression, Chris and Brendan's love for ice cream, how AI is influencing the news and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN — play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 bonus picksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jimmy Kimmel's back on air Didn't get fired Just a little suspension I just think that Trump is a petty man Yeah And he likes I think he loves that Jimmy Kimmel Is like going at him

And they're going at each other And that's all that it is For sure, yeah That's what I want to think that it is Yeah but businesses are You know people talk about free speech But it's it's you know I understand the argument of

Well this is where it starts but also it's a business you know it doesn't have to do with free speech it's like free speech has nothing to do with free speech has nothing to do with free speech has nothing to say that stuff and not go to jail you know it doesn't mean that yes chris to pay him for well the thing that for me though well i i was i was getting my hair cut today and the the lady cut my hair she's like it's a little bit messed up right she was like because it's not that bad you just go well hold on yeah i i i said she goes it's free speech i go all right so let's say you work for this for this shop right she goes yeah i go so let's say you got on instagram and you start saying the n-work and this

company fires you you still have free speech saying the and where you're not going to prison but this company doesn't want to be associated with that so they're going to fire you yeah that's no different they don't agree with jimmy kimmel so they're suspending him it's not free speech they're a business and what she'd do stab her stab herself in the neck with the scissors my favorite part is the my favorite part is everybody online going we did it no no no that's so funny you know what I mean we did it we did it we got Jimmy back and I'm like God it's so stupid are you going to watch it now no my whole thing is I almost tweeted this picture of five protesters outside of Jimmy Kimmel like you need a back I almost tweeted this poster to be like wow you guys

did it no but the thing is it's like again he was always going to come back and I bet you he apologizes tonight I bet you that was and I think he's probably going to have Gavin Newsom on that was probably the thing he would if he was smart he'd have somebody on the right he'd have like Tucker Carlson on

or some shit well honestly apologize have Tucker on have a discussion I just think that this is a well I don't know if I'd even say a microcosm but for like dude late night is just not the thing anymore well yeah I mean it's an old model it's an old model it's like it's like

with Matthew McConaughey. It's like Matthew McConae was on Rogan. He's on the three hours putting his fucking feet on the table. And then he goes to Jimmy Fallon. He's there for two minutes and he just promotes his book. Right, right, right. It's just an outdated model. I know,

and they're paying him 20 million bucks. But if you had to choose, you say you had a movie coming out, a television show, and then you're special. Uh-huh. Would you rather do a podcast tour or a late night, three late-night appearances? It depends on. Which one you think would get you more podcasts? It depends on what podcasts.

Podcasts. I mean, if I'm not even close. Well, the fact that you can even say that means it's podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, sure. But this is what, let me just make this point.

What I love about what all that's going on is that it's got people that were apart in the same room. And this is what I mean by that. So everybody, you know, all of a sudden, all these people are like, cancel your ABC subscription, cancel Disney. This is hilarious part. I said that. This is the company that had black superhero, uh, black, black, mermaid, uh, uh, uh, non-binary cartoon characters, gay cartoon characters, gay superhero characters, female leads and superhero movies.

These are, these- Get them. All shit movies. And the right, and the right have been talking about, you know, how bad they hate this. They were talking about family values and all this stuff, and now they're in the same room, so they're in the same room with some liberal persons like, we need to, uh, we need to bet, we need to protest against this. And then they're like, what are you doing here? Oh, they're doing a bunch of gay shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's hilarious. And now they're in the same room together, look at each other, they're like, oh, how'd we get here? Well, that's the thing about being... Because it's all hypocrisy. That's the thing about being progressive is just, it's such a, you know, it becomes this fucking narrow, the narrowest of the most narrow fucking way to be, and they eat their own. And it's just... Yeah, yeah, everybody's... Yeah, but you know what it is?

You know what it is, fellas? I don't know how it is out there in L.A., but like, here it's like, and, like, social media is like, oh, you know, the rights, you know, you know, the rights, you know, you know, like yeah Jimmy's gone all this stuff and the left like you know freedom of speech and the rights like yeah he's fired 95% of America's like well no he just said something crazy he's gonna get suspended I know I know like they're not like oh my god this is most people like yeah yeah yeah he fucked up he didn't get it's so perform and then we then we move on these people that are on and then we move on you know they got their face full on the screen you know they're full up on the screen like this and it's happening guys free speed you know

And they're like, oh, they're putting it. They're showing themselves. I saw the girl from a, uh, some show from, uh, Sex and the City, one of those girls canceling her, or her, I'm canceling this. Really? You're canceling it now? Mm-hmm. Okay.

Yeah, that's crazy. You can't say, you know, the guy's back. He's going to, he's going to be back. Yeah, he's back now. Now we're going to re-get it. I don't know. Now you paid twice. Well, she's calling dish.

Like, did you, you didn't cancel it, did you? But now they're in the same, but I'm saying, though, now she's in the same room with people that have been wanting to cancel their they've been I love those tweets I've seen a lot of those comments it'll be like some right wing person going like great thanks for getting on the same page we've been we've been trying to get rid of it that's funny that's funny and but I bet those those liberal people have to be like oh yeah well that's the thing it it's constantly changing yeah hell yeah it's the right one yeah it's good so now it's too long it's too long it's Gink, gink, it's okay, gang, kink.

I didn't say that. It's good. It's staying the way it is. You can get it at Chrysleya.com. That's the one, right? We should vote on which oops it should be. Anyway, but... Definitely not this one.

Definitely not that one. That's a good one. That's the slept-on dark horse one. Look, uh... But anyways, we'll see what happens. It's just going to be something. The ratings will be good when he comes back, and then again, they'll plummet. But it's just, uh, it is what it is.

Oh, it's going to be. Oh, yeah. The first episode back, people are going to be at home trying to watch. Like, oh, yeah. this is yeah this is uh let's you just fire him every week still sucks yeah still sucks i mean look i i but look it's it's it's annoying when when trump says he has when trump says kimmel has no talent and shit it's just overboard it's how petty is that's what i know i know just say you don't like them just say you don't like you know you that's fine and not like him i don't

agree with the shit trump's basically going jimmy kimball's gay yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what Speaking of which, did you see the Dane Dash thing? Oh, my God, that was crazy. How old is Dan? Oh, with Charlemagne? Is it with Charlemagne when he calls him gay? He's like, well, and you're gay. Yeah, that was just.

Chris, did you see that one? And then did you see when Adrian Broner's on that other podcast and he keeps hitting on the girl? And they're like, you got to get out, fam. But they know Adrian Broner can fight. So he's like, appreciate coming. I'm not even trying to disrespect you. I'm going to pay you for your time, but you got to go. Yeah.

absolutely insane yeah well no it's not because he's not tony soprano you know just say oh yeah man you know actually let's just do the interview and then cut it later you know yeah but this dame dash shit was i mean he's like he's obviously this is one of these things you do when you don't like people you know what i mean you don't like someone yeah and they've said things about you in the past and now you're sitting in front of them and now you're just kind of like this is how you do it you have a suit on and you go, well, you know. Yeah. Y'all don't feel like real men.

It's weird to call, it's weird to call, um, it's weird to call him gay. Charlemagne? Because he has like five kids. Oh, does he literally married with five kids. Well, look, I think that that's not what, that's not what gay means. And you call someone gay. Dash. To Dame Dash, you know, I think old school looking at Charlemagne.

Gossip. You know, his eyebrows are tweez and shit. It's like, you a sissy boy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think that's what he means. But, yeah, dude, Adrian Broner, every time I see a clip of him, he looks like such a dick. I don't know if he is or not. I just like, you know how somebody you see people, you know that?

Just in case he's around, the views expressed by Krista Leo, not the views. No, I'm saying, I think sometimes I look like a dick. I'm not, I don't think that. Oh, for sure. I don't think that he, I don't even necessarily think that. I'm just like the guy looks like a guy who like it says right here Adrian Bruner tries to skip out on $2,200 to have. That's, that's look, his face, that's the face that would be like,

he'd be like, oh man, I don't know where it is, you know. Let me see what, let me see what he says, Kayser Nick. Let me hold some. It's Nick. Oh, look who's back. But how is he going to get this money? He going to get it back, man. Can we do a party this?

Why am I blame, but? No, because he got, we got to square this up tonight. What the fuck is he doing? Oh, there's cops there? Oh, he's drunk. His jeans are so small? Well, he's really small too, right? So.

Yeah, Tiger wears those jeans, though. Oh, so drunk. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't like this. You get your money tomorrow. Well, you got a restaurant. And we don't do that. Wait, can I?

Hold on a second. This is my problem with this. This is what's wrong with the internet. This should not say Adrian Bruner tries to skip out of 2200 to tap. They should say Adrian Bruner too drunk to do anything or something, you know? Yeah. Because you know what I, you don't want to say. Yeah.

It should say Adrian Bruner needs help. Yeah. He has a lot of incident. Like, Agent Bruner needs help, man. No, but this is kind of like, you know, you like no boo. You were going to know boo. This is the kind of thing of like somebody's drunk and no boo. You could walk out of there with a $2,200 tab because the guy.

because the guy was just bringing you like the most expensive stuff and they're like at a certain point what's this place they know what's happening I love that you'll get it tomorrow to a restaurant you'll get it tomorrow

they're like well we're red lobster it doesn't work like that this is a restaurant sir where was that though I wonder what restaurant that was it's probably something we need to start a go fund me for that restaurant too

yeah that's great so we can go to it I don't know that's how do you even How did you begin a $2,200 bill? How many people were there? Well, you know, he's black, so he brought 40 people.

Was it a green room? If it was a green room, he brought 40 people. No, but I, um, no, I, I, that's, people don't even know why that's funny. I know, I know, I know, I know. No, but the, the, you, it's alcohol. I mean, $2,200, nowadays is really not even like for a, you could go four people with that. If you're going to a place that Adrian Brunner's going to go to, a nice place. Well, what I'm saying is, like, the other people that, he's not there by himself.

It'd be one thing. Yeah. Like, if he's sitting there by himself racking up a $2,200 tab, that's all in the restaurant, in my opinion. But if he got three or four of the people with him and that altercation is happening, yeah, yeah. Like, if we're out to dinner, it's the three of us, you know, and it's $2,200, you're drunk. Yeah. And it's $2,200 and they're looking at you for the money. It's like, what are we doing?

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. He was at 11. Oh, he's at fucking 11. Oh. Oh, that was just his entree. Yeah, that was just fucking to get in the door. You've been to 11? Oh, 11's so expensive.

Isn't it? Why is everybody acting like they know 11? I do know what it is. Everybody's all like, oh, 11? I don't know I can't afford it. I don't know if I've been there. But first of all, look at it. These people are hanging from the fucking rafters.

You think that a stake's going to cost $40? See, I don't, I wouldn't want none of that. Go down. Go down. Who's at 11? They got Nelly. Ha, and they got fucking Tyga. Offset.

They got Tyga, the only fan star. They got Offset. Wait, he's just performing there or he's just there? Who knows? They probably, you know, life of lines. I think he's there eating a steak and you can watch him like a lion at the zoo. Oh, no. I don't want these things combined like this.

I'd watch Lizzo take down a fucking rack of weird. I'm like, you have any A1 and he's over here. I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, where's my state? Oh, I'd love that. I don't care what. No, I don't either.

I ate at a strip club once and it was the most confusing thing I've ever fucking done in my life. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I was like, hell yeah. And she'd go, like, do you need hot sauce? And I'm like, what the fuck, dude?

I'm trying to look at these idiots. Oh, bro. I, dude, I was at a strip club. I got chicken wings. That hot sauce all over my fingers. Yep, yep, yep. Well, that's something makes sense. Make sure you don't touch a girl.

I got a question. I was just going to say that poor girl. Enjoy this hot sauce on your asshole. I got question for everybody. All right. So you're traveling. You guys have been in hotel rooms. in a hotel room.

Yeah. Okay, so you guys, you know, you get that, you know it. You get that slutty hotel lotion that be looking at you like, what you doing? Oh, God. Okay. Now, here's my question. I've never met a slutty lotion, but go ahead. Okay, whatever.

The point is this, do you, before you leave the room, do you move the lotion from around the bed area? Because you don't want to, the main coming in and be like, honest, too. I don't give a fuck. And I'll roll in the sheets, too. I don't know your answer. You leave a note. I came here.

You're welcome. Does anybody ever think about that and move the lotion? Like, you know, let me move this back into the bathroom. I also, I moved the lotion. I'm going to move the lotion guy because it just looks ridiculous. Because I've got my bags and I'm about to leave the room and I look over at the bed area and there's like a dirty, you know, towel and then the lotion is right. I'm like, you know what?

I don't really use lotion. Oh, well, that's what it is. You're not a lotion guy. I'm not, I've talked about this. on Lifeline with Denny the other day and it kind of what people were like people went nuts. Granted, you know, I think that

white guys use less lotion but, but, uh, you know. Facts. Yeah, but it was, people were like, I don't even have lotion in my house. Yeah. I don't believe in lotion or sunscreen. It's right here.

It's right here where he was saying, I do not and I never have in my life used lotion. And I won't. I'm as dry as I need to be. wait do that here but it's weird because it's weird because he this blew his mind

like this blew his mind well because he looked moisturized I think for black guys I think for black guys it blows their minds but for me I would have been this would even be in a clip because I go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because we're two white guys

yeah chapsakes fuck off all that stuff but you use beard bomb same kind of thing I got some good beard bomb oh Bill Burr is Bill Burr he's saying he doesn't use lotion it's incredible it's a great bit oh really never used it the one night i was going out with this black girl right she was getting ready and she was just putting that shit on everywhere just slathering it on

i thought she yelled like a rash or something what do you got like poison ivy what's going on with you just making sure i'm not ashy i said ashy she goes dry skin and i went wow i guess i freaked her out a little bit because i was like maw people get ashy too i was like yeah you know i don't think we don't i've been alive for 33 years no one has ever said hey bill uh you're looking a little ashy i've never been heard that word until you said it she's like you're an idiot stick out your arm so i stick out my arm and ever so gently she just drags her nails down this smoke starts coming up it's like pastry flakes flying off track marks she's signing her name

that's funny it's it's it's also funny to hear him so young like talking his voice is different it's almost like he did some helium yeah yeah are you sped it up or something yeah no but uh yeah yeah did you guys have the crowd laughing was the crowd laughing in yours in your audio yeah yeah yours oh wow my no no it's just no no no crowd what really suck maybe that's maybe that's maybe that's right in your ear uh yeah i was like oh man this is eating shit No, they were I was like

I was like man Why would they show a Bill Burr clip Of him bombing? This is interesting This is interesting what he just said You know And as I've been directing comedy specials So fascinating

So when you watch a special You're not listening to the joke And the joke makes you laugh You're waiting to see If the crowd laughs Like what's your thing? I mean no I think that's why people like podcasts

is because there's, you know, it's just funny. You laugh at what you laugh at, I think. But I think you watch comedy like that too. I mean, that's kind of interesting that he was like, oh, this is the bombing, but instead of like you weren't. Well, he wasn't saying. You know, I'm just curious about it. He wasn't saying it's not funny.

No, I thought it was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just saying, why are they not laughing? It's like, disconcerting. Yeah, yeah, I was like, what's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was like, what's wrong with him? Is he doing this, is this during COVID? Is he doing this in his living room?

But when you have a single cam sitcom, there's no laughter at all. You know, they used to start, they used to do that, though. But they first start, like, bewitched was a single cam. It was a single cam, and they would add laugh tracks, you know. Who cares? What are you talking about? Who cares about Bewitch. Don't ever bring Bewitched.

Oh, the reason why I'm bringing it up is because Rachel's watching it right now. It's a hot topic. Bewitch? Yes, so we're in bed watching Bewitch, the black and white be witch. Bro, what? Because she goes, I don't have a show to watch, and someone, none of my shows are on. I need to be watching. watching something so and that's what she does that's our compulsion so she'll find a show okay

we'll start from the beginning we watched episode one black and white be wit yeah yeah the blinking yeah yeah it's on disney where do you even find it it's on disney disney minus dude it's there's so much shit on there way let me say something i'm watching be witch and it's like man the derrin is that the husband yeah he was really going in on he was kissing her a lot and stuff and I was like oh wow this is like this was on in the 60s hell yeah dude close up of his boner it was like it was interesting any jesus it was interesting I think the show still holds up it was no there's no fucking way bewitch still holds up bro once you watch motherfucker before you

a judge how do you know I saw it last I want you to watch a couple episodes you're gonna be like you're gonna be like this you know what I can watch this I can't even watch fucking football clips from last week you know what I mean it looks like it's in 1950 everything about that you ever see that shit it's weird you ever see the replay it's so weird you're like oh this was in the 80s and they were like last week when that fucking san francisco 49ers clashed against the fucking i don't understand why sometimes it looks so bad another team like what were we fucking vic the vikings they played they played for hours and they and they only took minimal amount of breaks

what the fuck that's me if i'm a sports announcer here we got that we got that two these titans of football clashing we've got the fucking san francisco forty dollars and then also well the titans they're both titans though but not the actual you just got suspended from a bc yeah well you sound like chris collinsworth he just sucks off patrick mahomes oh hell yeah dude it's unbelievable that these guys keep playing for hours with minimal breaks there's a lot of there is offense and defense though so when offense goes defense gets a break but But then they got to go back in. This is how Tom Brady started when he first started doing it.

I would watch football if that's how they did it. It was really bad at first. Oh, my God. So right now, defense is relaxing. And here we go with the offense. Yeah. Oh, my God. Some of these guys aren't really even.

Look at the guy. There's like a safety. This is almost like the two guys were sick. Like you're on a plane. You know, when somebody goes, is there a dog? It's almost like somebody went, Is there an announcer in the house? And Chris was like, I can do it.

I got it. Here we go. We've got two monsters of the NFL pairing off, seeing who's going to win. We've got the Houston Oilers. I know. They don't, I know. Warren Moon and the Houston Oilers.

I know. That's your go-to. You say Warren Moon like 75 times. Vinnie Testa Verdi and the Jets. I know. Oh, wow. Why are you on a time machine? You're so stupid.

That's how it is, dude. Vinnie Testiverty and the New York Jets. There was some good games. Clash against the Titans, the Oilers, the Oilers. Warren Moon and the Oilers. Warren Moon looks like a guy who'd be in porn. Coming up next. Yeah.

Warren Moon looks like a guy who'd be in porn in the 70s. Fucking unbelievable passing, though. What is the other guy saying to all this? Oh, really? Hmm. Interesting facts. Yeah, yeah, he's the guy. Warren Moon was originally.

I like the baseball announcers. They're so boring. No, Vince Scully was the shit, dude. Vince Scully? No, baseball is the best. Baseball announcers are the best, man. They know their shit because they got to fill time because so slow. But, no, I know.

So they'll be like in 64, in 1964, in 1964, through a no hitter. John Allerood's driving record, he almost got a, suspended license he had four points in one year for tickets two were for speeding Nick Nick your case I don't know if you guys can Stop signs swing and a miss strike one I don't know if you guys can

I'll know if you guys can yeah they just go until they there's action there's not a lot of action One guy there's a guy read a chapter of a Harry Potter book There was a guy I think I forget what he did He plays for the Phillies he did something for the first time like 30 home runs 30 30 and the ladies like congrats on your home run how's this feel compared to

when your dog got ran over when you're nine years old and you witness that and the guy's like what the fuck what? It's so awkward. Little known about John Cruck his dog was run over when he was nine years old and he's got one ball from

testicular cancer swing and a mid strike two ball four Yeah Ball four and he Slide outside Ball four Ball four And he tosses the bat away

And then Moses on over To first base with his one nut anyway Darren Dalton's up What is this I don't think that's it Okay And they're like And this segment is brought to you

That's him though I don't know if that's the interview It's in the locker With the lady But that one might be awkward as well Todd Zeal Cheats on his wife Swinging a Miss ball two

What that's it You can't swing to miss have a ball. Fuck it. I don't care. He cheats on his wife. Long fly ball deep to center and he's out. Let's take a little break here from the golden hour because football is back. And there's some really bad teams out there. Sorry if you're Dallas Cowboys fan. But listen, football's back and so is your shot at big wins with Draft Kings pick six. The official daily fantasy partner, the NFL. Your game day instincts can score you real money fast.

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pick six bonus picks that expire in 14 days limited time offer see terms at pick six dot draft kings dot com slash promos Hey you remember when there's rumors Mike Piazza was gay Yeah. There's no way he's not gay. Come on. Look at his rosy cheeks. He's not gay. He has kids, dude. No, he's not gay. Bro, come on. They just started. That was before the smear campaign started and they fucked Mike Piazza.

Krusty jizz on his dick from fucking a man steps up to the plate. Rosie cheeks and all. Swing and a miss, ball two. Piazza had trists with men swinging a miss. Strike one. that's exactly yeah yeah and my favorite thing is like somebody's then they're showing the baseball

and they hate to go to the stadium to the field because no one's in the crowd yeah unless it's a Dodgers game unless the Dodgers are playing they sell out everywhere yeah but yeah but then it's like

but no when they have double headers it'll be like you know one game sold out yeah it's tough middle of the day speaking of double headers two men were sucking Mike Biazza's dick

a chipper over to the shortstop and he's out. Hopefully he doesn't suck a guy's dick on the way to first he didn't, but he wants to. You should now you need to just get some baseball. Throwing robes. Speaking of throwing rows, Mike Piazza's up here. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Long fly ball. Oh my God. The ball's all the way over to. Mike Piazza's gay and he's out. What the fuck? That's why that's why the more. baseball announcers end up saying

like racist shit. I know. Because it's so long and they're so comfortable after a while they're just like, yeah, then that's, uh, you know, this gigaboo came up. They're just like, you're like, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What did you just say? Guys just like, no, no, so remember that one guy?

Remember that one guy was like, we remember the one guy was like, here goes, strike three, big black dick. Oh, God. Remember that? Just fucking, we watched it on here. We got what's his name just in the on deck circle. And then the, and then the announcer's just like, Dead Space, he's just like,

Spick? He just can't, I don't know. We've said everything already. Baseball is so boring. Get him a lawn. And all your racism comes out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

No, but it's so silly, dude. Yeah, that center field is like Mexican out. The guy's like, that lawn out there looks like it needs some work. Now that they got one out there, why don't they just? And then they just leave and a new announcer takes the place. But anyway, mow the lawn. All right, I'm out of her. And another guy sits down.

I'm the new guy. What's this? So boring. This guy's great in capturing exactly what you talk about. Oh, okay. I go for one of them, too. Well, it's it? Oh.

What's that? It's it? What's an it? Yeah. For the folks at home, on behalf of Chris Kerry, I will apologize. Oh. You are a handful, Chris, let me tell you.

Oh, my. The crazy part is that's the real audio. Yeah. He's got a whole page of him. Oh, I thought someone was fucked up on my end. Was that supposed to be funny? Yeah, it was a bad one. I picked a random one. Yeah.

He doesn't need to be making all those faces. It's already so, so silly. It's too much. He can just do it with the voice. Yeah, but that's not what gets you 3,000. Yeah, I know. You know, the Yankees, they're not a good team. I don't care what their record is.

they have a lot of wild pitches they make a lot of mistakes in the field they don't run the bases very well if they don't hit home runs they don't have a chance to win oh fucking Nick swing and a miss fall two by Nick

Chris Chris you could do this and post it and you would get fucking no but what I would do is you know what I'm going to do I'm going to get the footage with no sound and I'm going to do the announcement.

That's what I'm going to do it. Yes. And do the Mike Piazza one. Big swinging amiss here. Mike Piazza does suck guys off on his off time. But don't do that. Yeah, yeah. It might be like, might get flagged.

But he's in the general area, but not that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Juan Batista steps up to the played Juan, who is a brown American. Just for no reason. And there's no, there's, you know, where America is great because it's a melting pot and you can absolutely be brown and be here and have the same rights as everyone else swinging on as strike one. Dude, could you imagine? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, I can. Dude, do it. I will. I will. I will. You'd absolutely crush. All right. I'll do it.

I'll do some. I would love that, dude. And now's a good time because baseball playoffs are starting. Oh, okay. I didn't even know that. That's how much nobody cares. They call him Mr. October. They got to get their shit together.

He loves Halloween. He can't stop going out and getting so much candy on Halloween. That's why they call him Mr. October. Swinging to miss, Strike one. Mike Tyson and the dugout thinking about sucking guys off. Kevin Elster.

It's like he's so excited that something actually happened. That's why I like about that character. Finally, yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally, strike two. It's like, yes. actual baseball is going on. Yeah. Fucking Rob Dibble cheats on his wife.

He's looking at the home plate trying to get a... And there's a ball. All right. Thank God. This guy's awful, Nick. Quit pushing a lot, dude. What a strikeout, dude. Kevin sent this one.

Okay, Kevin said this one. Let's see if we could redeem him. Otherwise, it's a strikeout. That's three. That's gone. I hope it's worse. All right, right. All right.

Nick said I hope it's worse. Be very better careful. Oh, that's... But that's... So drunk. My attention and I sincerely apologize if I offended anybody, especially anybody in the Asian community.

Oh, come on. Dude. Oh, no, he was doing an Elmer Fudd impression, but his impression was Asian. Going to be very, very careful. but he went like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but it doesn't.

Here's the thing. Who cares? Yeah, who cares? Like, I don't care what he thought he was doing. Like, it's like, it is what it is. That's just one of those, you just don't do that one. Yeah, but you, if Elmer Fudd sounds so much like that, that guy knew exactly what he was doing. No, it didn't.

The impression was so bad. He goes, belly, belly, careful. And then he goes, oh, that was a bad Elmer Fudd impression. He goes, oh, man. No, no, he didn't realize it. The guy next one was like, jeezer, he was like, Jesus Christ, Mike. What are you doing?

You sound Asian. He's like, oh, shit. That's what happened. Yeah, then he says, what's fucking Asian? What is that? What could be, what could possibly be Asian

Mount Elmer Fudd? Elmer Fudd is an Asian. He drives fine. Well, that's when people that can't do impressions, do impressions. That's what it sounds like. Please get your sky.

God, Nick fucking loves it. Shout out JJ Burgess. Yeah, that guy's in mid-stupid face. You know what I mean? I think that guy's for like kids. That ain't for grown men. That shit's stupid. There's some funny ones like on that black dick mistake when she says that

and his facial expressions in the silence. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm not seeing it. Nick's in court right now. Nick's in comedy court right now. Your Honor, just in my client's defense. there is a funny one I was not saying the funny one

there's a one where he's making a face and it's a silent moment Chris it's like one of those like Senate hearings where the guy makes someone leaning over like I have no way to listen to the videos that's all my

that's all my questions Your Honor there is one more thing Nick hey Nick has there been any up's on the UFC commentary? I don't think so.

Nothing like that. Nothing. Against the Colombo with. Anick had that streak for a little while where he was just really talking about people's private lives. Oh, domestic violence? Yeah, he'd be like,

Ola Vera with the big right hand. He needs us win. He's battling in court and he's not winning. He has two domestic violence. Oh, my God. Felonies going against him. Middle of the fight. Yeah, two guys had custody ballots

with their children going on. And he was like, they're both at war in the cage and off. I don't know what he said. And the announcer? Yeah, Annick. Oh, yeah, John Anick. I like him. I like him.

I love John. Great. That's great. These guys are battling inside the icon and outside. They're both dealing with domestic violence cases. Oh, my God. So hopefully somebody gets the win tonight to pay for those lawyers. Oh, really?

In baseball, they would get fired for saying that. But here, this is great. Oh, this guy is great. And he's making, he's like social commentary he's making, too. Oh, it's. both of these fighters have dealt with custody battles involving their children Andre Yule's son Eli is seven and as of this broadcast does not have rights to me and does not know where his son is thankfully for

Andre though there's a happy ending here a little bit he's got a 10 month old son joy June I should say that it that is now his pride and joy but Gutierrez also did his best he battle is over he started doing that and realize and he's just like and he's got custody and joy he's like I fucked he knew you fucked him My thing is like, that's the, this, is this the TMI broadcast? Yeah, yeah, yeah, TMI. Yeah, UFC is not TMI.

Yeah. But this is like an undercard. This is an undercard. So Anick's trying to fill time. These guys aren't that exciting. So he's like, uh, custody battle. But why that? Well, because, because the, bro, the fight should.

What else are you going to say? They got nothing else going on. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. What the fuck. And people, people bring it up all the time for Anik. And he's like, dude, I made a fucking mistake. Get over it.

Yeah. But this is, uh, but this is, uh, like, that's why, you don't, you I don't realize how fucking Vin Scully, it was just him. It was just Vin Scully up until like a year ago he died. But the guy was just like, he would just be like, show up from anyone to not, any nine, he would just be like, I don't need fucking anybody. You know what I mean? Get out of my fucking recording booth. I'm going to sit here and I'm going to talk about all these guys in their lives.

I might even make shit up Nobody'll know the different Swinging a Miss ball too You had to get that in a mess In this one It was in the apex before they really had a crowd Those fighters could probably hear them Oh that's hilarious

screaming tears Can you imagine? You look like this You look over What the coo? Talking about my kid Wow Damn that's crazy

Dude, look up some old Vince Scully shit. That, that, well, I don't know if you, it must be, look at, look at, look at this guy. We didn't, because he's, well, if they pulled up Nick's favorite guy. Color of a story about burr poop? Oh man, yeah. Here, that, burr poop, yeah, here we go. Bottom of the second inning, no score, and the subject is Mike Methini.

Metfini, 45 years old come the end of September. Unbelievable. And Ohio lives in Missouri. Not even 18 years old. Like. To the University of Michigan with a major league dilemma. What?

That summer the Toronto Blue Jays had drafted a catching prospect in the 31st round. This is crazy already. And he had a lot of doubts. Too much. Bro. How boring is this that a guy can write a short story? This guy can write a short story and while a guy's telling a short story about him.

he's giving him notes yeah no that's not how it happened this is okay so you can pause it but this is it's weird because this is so crazy

boring but it makes me feel so good because when I was a kid I used to listen to this and it makes me feel so nostalgic about this guy just talking about fucking bullshit yeah I love it but I think the reason

He translated from, he, I mean, he came from radio, right? Because this is like when, and I think this was a simulcast. No, I would, you would listen to the, yeah, yeah, yeah, you would listen to this. Well, that's why he's doing that. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, I mean, he's doing that because it's like, when you have video, it's like, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell us about his watch or like, you know.

And how about the fact that, and how about the fact that he was just, he didn't know he was on camera for that long. Yeah. Like, that's crazy, dude. Wow. This guy's on for something. And he's just riding like a grocery list for. his wife yeah yeah yeah see i i like listening to baseball on the radio i prefer it on the radio yeah but it's different yeah this guy that's the original podcast was vince collie

you know what i yeah and now and then he got hit it was like nick nick pull up uh pull up some information about this guy nick anyways uh this is brought to you by uh harry carry was a wild one too yeah there were guys that were just like there were they they they were so much more talented than today's guys because to your point they have to fill so much fucking you're talking about a six hour baseball game or like a long football game and there's no visual god the deal was in the NBA with like marv albert yes I used to love marv yes he would go dude who was there was one guy that didn't know there was one time me and my brother were watching and this guy was hawk and

he did he was like anyway it was so gross I have to ask math I have to ask my anyway now you know it's just you know well there's that one guy I thought we talked about on here he was a high school guy and he said some terrible shit

he got fired it was like a high school football game you know what I'm talking about Nick yeah he's talking about the moms on like the tape he was just saying that mom has some huge tits and then you hear the guy next to him go bud we're still on there he goes

oh shit I used to he gets fired when I worked at the school I used to like the football games I would be on the mic up into thing and the games were so, the teams were so bad

so one time the kid was this really slow kid was like running and I was like hey could possibly go!

He's still going maybe somebody okay there goes a little Jimmy running like he's got a refrigerator on his back and then the parents really got mad

because I would go like this like if they would say it was like to you know the Lakers something because I would be like let's say my team's a subject so I would be like you know, Lakers 47

Celtics 10, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. I like that. That's what makes it better. Yeah, I was trying to make it fun, but, you know, a couple of parents got mad.

Yeah. Do you have, do you eat ice cream? No. Brendan? Fuck, yes. God, I can. Hell yeah. I just.

From H.E.B. it's just. It's the only thing I can eat because of my teeth. It's too delicious. Oh, it's just. It can bypass the. teeth and I just deep throw it. Bypass the teeth starring

Denzel Washington. It's just I want ice cream. I'm meat ice cream right now. Oh, have you seen that Apple TV movie? No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to see that. Wait, Chris, what's up? You love ice cream

too? You didn't finish this fucking story. I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love it, dude. Strike two. If there's two, if there's two, if there's There's two pints of ice cream in my freezer, and I'm mid-movie. Those pints will both be done by the end of that, too. Same.

What's your flavor, dude? I already have guesses about who the killer is, and a belly full of Oreo vanilla ice cream, and also cinnamon snickerdoodle ice cream. It's absolutely unbelievable. We got one for my wife. I ate all of it. And it's the killer. Really?

Snick or dole? Oh, any. Dude, it doesn't fucking matter, dude. Give it to me. It's so annoying when people scoop it out. Give me the fucking pint. Oh. I'll say, yeah, I take the box with me.

I sit on the couch. Oh, he's got to talk about boxes, bro? Oh, my God. Yeah, I got to put in a backpack and fucking eat it. That's from his, that's from his poor days. You know what I mean? He wants to remember his childhood. Give me that fucking box.

You're apolitin, baby. It's so good, dude. This is what I hate. You know, I love, ice cream's great. And people need to realize also, yogurt, it's not as good as ice cream. Oh, it's not even close.

It's not even a competition. Don't even say that. Yogurt's the trans community of ice cream. It's just different. Hey, dude, honestly, I'm upset that you've even brought it up because it's not the same. It's like saying, yeah, me too. Fuck yogurt.

Of course, Eric. Of course. Eat a suitcase. Hey, what tastes better? Fuck an ice cream or a suitcase. Get the fuck out of here, dude. don't bring up yogurt in an ice cream debate

and Eric bringing up yogurt his percentage on talking goes down but don't worry up next Nick with another funny video from someone with a silly face bullshit video where a guy Nick's

average of saying no hold on it's not this video An episode is four. And then he finds it and there's no volume. Yeah, yeah. Oh, here it is. No volume. On finding the wrong video is 400%.

He's five for five on Zoom calls, not having their audio on. He's five for five on guys getting excited on the other end that it's going to be Theo because it says it's Theo. fucking account I got my own that does happen of course that happens. Of course that happens. Unbelievable.

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I know. I get shot. I'll fucking kill you. Yeah. No, because you would just, it would just be like, you know, little Timmy's mother looking delicious on the sidelines. Yeah. Timmy's mother decided to bring out the fun bags for it. They look at her taking the attention away from her kid.

Real tough move. Timmy swinging a miss. Jack's dad's loading his gun and aiming at. towards my face because I talked about his wife's tits and he pulls the trigger and

he got me Tammy's dad's gonna be furious he's paid a hundred dollars a session with this new hidden coach still 0 for four swing of it I wonder if that guy like Vince Gully or someone

to talk like that even if they're like because this would be the sketch even at Target returning something without a receipt that's like some shit you know what I mean

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I need the manager. I don't want you. Side retired. Oh, Brett. No, I got one for you. And it's a black girl. Listen, thanks Jamila for all of your efforts, but I really need to see a manager. Walking up to the cash register, the manager, Jamila, looking absolutely over it. Pinch manager. Dude, if I was commenting the Tigers game this weekend, dude, if I was commenting Tigers weekend,

Tiger Shop, a lot of pressure, family flew in from Denver, a long way to go for a kid's game. Oh, Tiger's up to bat, big, important moment. His first major game, oh, grandpa's on the phone again. That's two hours total on the phone. Let's have a look. Oh, he's watching Candy Crush.

He's playing Candy Crush while his grandson's up to bat. Dude, goes to show you that baseball is boring. Yeah, dude. I don't know, man. I knew that would be funny. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Then we got the Shob story.

You're a moment maker. Because in Britain's thinking, it'd be like, and Britton and Shab crying on the sideline, because he's reminded how his father didn't he? And it wasn't just. Brandon as a kid, his father's doing the same thing to his grandson. That's a long legacy. There's a long legacy in the shop family.

Fun fact for the fans out there, if you can tell Tigers having some issues on the field, his father's actually in the stands crying because Grandpa's doing the same thing to him. It's almost like, why did Grandpa fly all the way here just to play Candy Crush? on bleachers. An interesting bad Brendan Shob paid for the father. He bought the ticket. Didn't use Miles. Didn't use Miles.

Fun fact. Tiger's dad flew everybody out here and they're not paying attention. And I actually just had a moment with Brendan. He's furious. You should let's check in it on Brendan. Let's talk to Brennan on the sidelines. Hi, I'm here with Brendan Shop.

Some chick. Big ass diddy in the side. Ooh, sorry That would have been perfect But anyway, dude You know, ice cream's great Yeah, ice cream is, you know We actually got with Tiger's grandpa

Before the game He said he thinks Tiger's dad's too serious And too strict on his son Even though his son is bawling So the word from Brennan was Shut the fuck up It's all just terribly sad Um

And then And then after that, they go, and now it's seventh inning stretch. Let's sing the song. Take me out to the... Cheers. Take me out. That's how I know your kids don't play ball. There's only six innings, you fucking idiots.

You know what I don't understand why they don't... You know what they can do to help baseball is you know how they'll have some superstars sing the national anthem? They should have somebody, a group come out and do the take me out to the ball game. Neo. Yeah. And now for taking us to the ball game. With his hat.

With his fucking hat. Neo. Chris Brown, you know. take me out you know BTS take me out to the ball game BTS is live on the field

kill myself but they make people sing at that point because that reminds people that they're at a game just wakes them up yeah that's the moment they go oh yeah

that's right what's the score but wait so wait I got one what Tiger's dad and grandpa are arguing over Jimmy Kimmel

all right that's good it is good I guarantee that yeah it is good Tiger's at bad just looking like God Come on! Tiger's dad takes a swing, swing, and a miss.

Grandpa can move. He reminded us for the seventh time. He's a seventh degree black belt in taekwondo. Your dad is? Oh, this is, I sent this to us because I wanted to look at it. This is crazy. What is it?

Oh, yeah, I've seen a miss. Millions of these. I know, but you know what the crazy thing is? Oh, we're fucked. Oh, we're fucked. That guy's doing it. And honestly, is that guy going to take his tits out?

Well, there's a guy that, there's one funny one. If you got me, dude, you got me. No, but I should have sent you this one. This guy was like, the caption is like, you know, mom doesn't know that, you know, dad makes all this money from OnlyFans. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny.

I mean, that's just mental, bro. so dude that's what that would get me that well yeah this one i mean it looks like a real chick and and if anything if you have any questions you'd be like oh she's using a filter you know what i mean it's not like you're like oh that's a major filter no i know i know i mean that filter but what i don't get is i guess this guy does this to in order hopefully create an olyfans account then cool story bro you're talking to dudes and helping them bust nuts that's your future i've thought about this. So here's what that guy does. On his end

he makes the guys he's talking to look like chicks and he can jerk off none the wiser. There it is. Everyone still straight. Chris, would you say? Would you say Chris? Everyone still straight. What that guy does is the guy who's being a chick for the

other guys is on the other end he uses AI to make those guys on his end look like chicks and he can jerk off and none the wiser. Dude, everyone remains straight. This is amazing. No one's gay.

Maybe. No one's gay. Or he just uses chat GPT. But no one's gay. No, but I'm saying you could literally do it on camera. Bro, I could do it with you. Let's both be chicks. And we'll fucking come crazy, dude.

We keep straight. Swing and a miss, turns out Chris is gay. We keep straight. Chris is gay. I'm looking at your tits, bro. I'm looking at your tits No this guy thinks he wants that life And then he has 60 only fan

Subscribers and he's responded to some crazies I will say this though Helping him bust nuts Can you zoom in on his face Can you zoom in on his face? Eric wants to come Yeah yeah That's as far as they can go

But once it Oh because I don't think this is real I think he was just mimicking it He's they said this isn't in real time Either way Either way it will happen But yes I know because you can see like the light

is the light in her eye it would have to be the exact same place yeah yeah okay it's not real fair enough but still I could tell it wasn't real because he was slow with it God you are so good at figuring out who's really a man on the internet ball two

one we need that we need Eric Griffin little known facts about Eric Griffin to find out if this is really a woman his superpower is he said it's a man and he came anyway well i told you guys that one they had this one video thing they were saying like oh this video app can like make anything you just put six pictures in and it'll put them all together

that's all fake well well it's it's it's yeah it's not yeah it's not ready yet it's not right it's all but i'm saying but the the thing that they're showing that you can do this that's all fake they actually they actually probably said hey i i make a thing that makes it look like you could do this i bet they i could do that but all that all that that's not real because I told you I put my picture in just to try to fucking make a poster and it was it wouldn't do it yeah I know so they can't do that no I know I know I know I know I mean I think that there's higher end versions of it but yeah I mean you know well it turns out that

the AI is not as good as people think it is yeah that's what yeah that's what yeah that's what I've always said it's like dude make it better yeah it's not it turns because like you know there's all these studies now about like that these AI started projects are failing and all this Like, you know, there's a lot of stuff about it, man. I put, I don't know if I talked about this already, but I put, I was, I was going to do some research for my podcast, right? Because I wanted to talk about the, the Tyler, whatever, in the, you know, the Charlie Kirk thing, right? Yeah, yeah. So I put into the Google Gemini, I said, hey, give me some real facts about this guy.

What do we know? And the Google Gemini, and I did a deep research one, right? Google Gemini comes back and says, it was all the hoax. It said it was a hoax. Charlie Kirk's still alive. And this is all fake. That's what the Google Geminiats. I'll send it to you guys.

It's a whole thing. And then it showed like research. It showed that where it got it from all these different websites. And I was like, oh, this shit ain't ready. Oh, my. Or maybe it's too ready. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey.

It's either that. Both are crazy. Yeah, true. Yeah. So I was just like, oh, man, that's like, that's crazy. Yeah, it is. Because like, if you're doing anything, you know, because I wanted to like you know because there's so much misinformation out there

about anybody now that you see something you go I don't know if that's real like there was a Jimmy Kimmel posted he was saying about when Roseanne Barr got I don't think that's real right but people are passing that around like it's real misinformation you go okay wait a minute but if you go to the thing you're going to to get real information and it's making up information then there's no information well yeah there's websites that say it's real even though it's not so chat GPT sees those websites and they go, yeah, it's real. I mean, that's not,

they got a, they got a fucking sift out the information. You know what I'm saying? Mind blown right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the crazy part right there, right? And by the way, in a few years or something,

the internet is mostly going to be dead. Like, there's no, like the user, the more users are going, the more created profiles are going to be defunct than actual people who have,

what is it? The dead internet theory. Yeah. But I think they're saying this takes over in, Oh, so they said it already happened The data internet theories can see it through pros In the since working Mm-hmm

The theory suggests that algorithms And a coordinated effort to control the population Have minimized organic human activity online So now it's like if there's 30% Of the people on the internet Are actually me and you and doing stuff The other 70% are what bots? Yeah, that's crazy

So it's like it's dead You can't Well I mean that's the, but that's the I feel like it's probably already been like that anyway in terms of like engagement yeah you know you see somebody like you look up someone like like selina gomez for instance she got almost 400 million instagram followers her posts only get like you know if you get if you only getting 3 million likes on 400 million then that's your real engagement right right right so just get rid of everybody else yeah it should be you know what

instagram this should do they should like if somebody hasn't liked or followed your looked at your page and over say two weeks that followers should disappear from you and it just should only be the people they're actually engaged and we'll really see a real following. I mean, I don't know, bro. You know, I would love to just see my 25. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know, it's like it's not real. And those numbers

just make people feel good. It's like fake numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I got 2 million followers. Right, right, right, right. Right. And you never ever get 2 million likes. Well, you know what I mean? It's not 2018 anymore. That's just not how it works. Yeah. But that's so this is probably already really, really happened.

On Twitter for sure. I mean, like, those viral posts and then it's just underneath it's just AI responses and AI talking to each other Well I'll tell you what During the pandemic I was doing a lot of stuff on Twitch

You know And uh You know there was a There's rumors that like So there'll be some live Twitch show And it'll say like you know It'll say like you know Whatever 600,000 live viewers right

But in the comments You know the live comments It's like seven people Comments You know what I mean And that's it So you just kind of go wait Are you because

But if you think about But if you're at home, I mean, we would do that. If we can go on YouTube, it would just be like, Golden Hour, 100 million views. You would just, all you'd do is just do that. You'd be like, that would make people go, ooh, I got to watch that. Yeah, I guess it would, yeah. Yeah, so that's why they say that that's what they were doing. So, no, no, I get it.

So it's like, what's real? Right. What's real engagement, you know what I mean? Right, right, right. All I know is. Interesting in the stands. Brendan Shob's on the phone during the podcast. All I know is when I'm, all I know is when I'm, all I'm.

I know he's broke. My dad, my dad heard the podcast made some threads. This got sadder. First of all, I was already mid what I was doing. So fuck you. Rewind the tape. You weren't. I was. I started first. No, you didn't. No, I know I started first. Pull. Pull. Rewind the tape. I'm fresh out of Dag. I'm fresh out of

Diet Coke and you're a conspiracy theory about the internet algorithm. Bored me to tears. So you made up with your dad during the Breaking news. Brendan and his dad are okay. that's how boring your joke was that he made up with his father during your joke dude that was what you were talking i thought you were talking first see i said something and you cut me off i win i win you didn't win dude you know what rewind you yoga chris leah

dot com use always the salesman no matter what in the middle of a fight If we're fighting, he's like, Chris Lee-Lacom, I'll be in Albuquerque on. Oh, man, are we done, though? Yeah. I will be in New Orleans and Petticole and, oh, wait, I'm going to Europe, Oslo. I can't wait for that.

That looks good. Gothenburg. Amsterdam. Yeah, I've got a few shows in Amsterdam. Oh, Dublin's going to be great for you. Is it? Oh, yeah, you went there, right? Yeah, yeah, it's great.

I'm quite well say. Cleveland. Oh, then you're back. Waco, Texas is close to me. Is it? Not too good. Not bad, yeah, you're right outside Austin. Oh, cool.

Yeah, but that's like saying somebody's coming to L.A. and they're like, oh, are you going? Ontario. Oh, that's, you know, it's kind of close. You know, everything's far. Oh, got a bunch of shows there. I didn't know that. Wait, I have two.

Oh, okay, Oxnard. Is it hot in Austin right now? Because it was hot at San Antonio. Yeah, it's been toasty. It's been toasty. Toasty. All right, kids. Thanks for watching.

Thanks, guys. See you. I'm starting to do MMA podcast. In the arena MMA next Thursday. In the arena MMA? What's that? That's the name of it?

Wait, what's Nick talking about? What's Nick promoting? I'm starting an MMA picks podcast with my buddy. He's a pro gambler over in Spain. Oh. And, uh, yeah. Oh, in Spain, weird. Degenerates.com.

He's probably a bot I met on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. You've never met him in person, Nick? No, we, no. We talk a lot, though. Oh, on the phone late at night. Have you guys won money together?

With our feet up. Yeah, he wins a lot of money. Oh, there you go. Wow. And you just do what he does? That's what you're supposed to do. I don't because I have too much ego, so I still do my own.

Guys, fuck, it's right in his face. If you wants to make money, it's right there. Right there. Right there. All right. Well, thanks, guys. Take kids. Love you.

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