The Golden Hour - Take This Gusher | The Golden Hour #161 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

The guys talk Akaash Singh's wifey drama, Chris and Erik's memory of Akaash previously talking smack about Chris and despite that, Chris has zero desire to knock him while he's down, Andrew Schulz's appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast addressing Marc Maron on the Bad Friends podcast talking smack on Joe Rogan while Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino refrain from defending Rogan, the cons of performing at New Year's shows, Chris' continued excitement for his CoreViva body scan, Chris and Brendan on meeting haters in real life and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastAG1 - Head to http://drinkag1.com/goldenhour you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN to turn five bucks into two hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins.Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/golden to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s https://get.stash.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's the Golden Hour Welcome to What's this podcast called Golden Hour I will be in This is for next week Detroit Michigan, Cleveland, Ohio Jacksonville, Florida, and Daytona

Oxnard, California I got a lot of Southern California dates Go to ChrissyD.com, come see me And I will also be in New Year's Eve in San Antonio. So come celebrate with me, Chrisley.com. Now, last week, you said you didn't know where you were going to be performing,

but you'll find out and let us know this week. So where are you going to be performed? Man, you are, you are a piece. You're a piece of work, man. You're a piece of work. But so this is our happy Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, happy Thanksgiving. Oh, we should have dressed up like turkeys.

Oh, shit. Eric did. Fucking got them. I'm roasting, dude. This weekend, this week, I am just a roast. It's a roast-a-thon, dude. I'm getting you back from what you said about my son with. this snotty shirt.

Yeah, well, you know. No. I'm sorry, this isn't two weeks because we're going to be here and record the free one next week for Thanksgiving. Whatever it is, dude. It is what it is, dude. Well, it doesn't matter, dude. We're keeping us all in.

All of the listeners, they get to have the production meeting with us. They don't know. We don't know. It is what it is. Just go, you know. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out where I'm going to be for New Year's. Oh, see, dude. He's a example.

Chris your shirt stands for a field goal. No, you got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You guys are really good at roasting, dude. It's for football. Yeah, dude, this shirt is, Fear God, and I got it, I mean, maybe a decade ago. You know what? You know what, make that shirt better? What?

You know what make it better, Chris? I'm saying what? Go ahead. If you put an A in the middle. Oh. You know what? He's really killing me with these roasts. You have to pause.

You're really, really, really, really smashing me. Dude, there was like an Asian phantom that just went. what do you mean do you see that oh god damn oh chin was taking a shit oh man how's chin we gotta get chin a mic over there so we can talk to chin chin chin needs a mic he's doing karate back there no no way um no i uh i got this decade ago this shirt and and and uh it's it's i i'm i like fear of god i got i got to say i love fear of god they make the best hats really when they collab with new era they just fit different

and the quality's so good you agree Casey or you're talking about something else you're not a hat guy I never see you wear a hat who the fuck's that I'm talking to me like I'm saying I'm a hat guy I didn't say that when did you become a hat guy your Instagram bio says Chris Delia

a hat guy I don't think I've ever seen Chris wear out I've never seen Eric wear a hat either remember I have my newsy hat and my In my fedora? Oh, see, I like that look on you. You look like a real artist. Deliver a paper ass, motherfucker.

Dude, I... Why do you say it like that? Yeah, when Eric wears that hat, he looks like an artist who talks about global warming. Oh, man, dude. I don't wear hats. What happened to you? Okay.

I, what I do is I like Fear of God. And so this shirt, I ordered it. It just came out and I just clicked on yes, get it. I want it. And I know how it works. And it came, dude, it's not. good if it looks fits nice but it's

oh wait wait hold on did you get did you buy from Fear of God website or is it a second day website no no it's a website it was a website oh no that's a fake shirt that's a fake shirt because I have Fair of God shirts and the the fit is fantastic no I know I know fabric's fantastic no no no I know but this

was from the website of Fear of God no was it Fear of God's oh yes gotcha no and And it was, and it's a fucking $500 shirt. And I was like, that's just absolutely insane that this is a $500 shirt. You buy a fucking wallet.

And you had to get it. It looks good though. It looks good. Yeah. Can you explain to me a $500 shirt, a t-shirt? No. Like what? No, it's called being dumb with money.

Yeah. No, but I mean like, does it like when you wash it, it doesn't shrink or like. It's just, it's just, what is it? It's like a heftier shirt. It's like a better quality. It's definitely not worth 500. There are better like, dude, when you buy something. That is really made well.

Now, granted, it's too expensive at Gucci. It's too expensive at Louis Vuitton. But when you buy something from there and you wear it, it really does fit nice. It's made of a nice material. It is too expensive. And it does last. Yes.

I'll tell you right now, Chris, this is Santos Studio. They send me shirts, right? My boy, beer from Jackson's owns this company. This destroys anything fair God makes. They destroy them. You got to get with them, Chris. You got to get with it. You've never sent me anything.

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Still doesn't know he's going to be Redding, California Oh Jesus Christ For New Year's for New Year's For New Year's Redding, California Redding, dude I never like New Year's Everyone's hammered

They can't want to get done with the show Do you go party? It's terrible but my show This is the best My show is at 7 because I was like, dude, just do it before and then they can go out.

That's the move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're done by nine. They still can have their parties. When you do, when the countdown's on stage, it's a fucking shit show. Because everything leading up to that is a shit show. Yeah.

It's crazy. Exactly. I made that mistake many of times because I like money. Christalia hat guy. Oh, yeah, this is what I saw. Yeah, yeah. I was wondering, when did you become a hat guy? Because you don't, you look really dumb in a hat.

We're just curious. No, I look really. really good right there. You follow so many people, Chris. How many? 21119. I follow mostly workout guys.

And and and and why workout guys? You're trying to pick up tips? No. I want to, I want to see this stuff and then be like, fuck, I gotta work out.

Really? And I do. And it works. Bro. I was in, I think Copenhagen or Gothenburg or something and I was like, I'm not going to work out today and I was in my hotel

and I don't know anybody there so I'm just sitting and I go I'll just probably go to sleep or eat and I saw a David Goggins post and I go burpees now and I did two, I did so many burpees cue Christalia's bit right now

about people that work out guys that always talk about working out. Play that every time he talks about it. I just use a David Goggins quote from my workoff video. Play that clip right now. It's different. I'm not. It's different.

You guys roast me and it hurts my soul. No, it doesn't. It hurts my anus every time. Bro, I fucking feel good, man. I feel good. I think we should film Eric and Chris working out together. Okay. Your personal train them.

Okay. Oh, I would do that. You know what I am? Very capable. That's what I am. I'm capable. What is that? mean capable of what he doesn't get it you know what you guys would look like toe jam and earl wow

they're both horrible in the gym you know who that is or is that too old school i know who it is dude i'm not a fucking bring it up nick bring it up and let's let's get this i better not be toe jam wave you are toe jam and an earl wave no no wave of nostalgia that's you guys in the gym that i do have a third leg play the video and hat guy yeah hot guy with a third leg i like this what a pull for Brendan just a video any video

of the game play yeah the graphics are so bad yeah I know I know what's going on with this guy

keep seeing clips I don't click on him with Akash I don't know is yeah is that his name we should watch it what

oh man Nick I'll let you dive into this one I keep seeing this guy's face who is it I'd love to get

Eric's take on this he's the guy from yeah flagrant yeah so what happened with him he got a beef with uh the guys from fresh and fit what's that a huge god i'm so fucking out of it huge red pill their their tagline is from sims to pimps and they're black guys and

they just have thoughts on they're like you're a whore oh okay uh but they've got a huge following as like men's influencers oh okay oh yeah yeah hard pill right whatever red pill yeah no there's another one hard pill black i don't know no so here's the thing eric oh kosh from my understanding again I'm old as fuck too but from my understanding Akash is on record saying he married his wife they're both virgins that's why he married her you can only date he only dates other brown people

and he would never date someone who's promiscuous and then this dude because they were having a fight he brought up old clips on her on a podcast saying I used to pop my pussy for the frat boys and she likes threesomes and orgies so it's this whole thing man oh

really wow well the internet is big on hypocrisy. Yeah, but, you know, that's all this is. I mean, this is one of these things where it's like, you know, don't say something and then not expect,

and then if people find out that something is not true, now you're going to get roasted. Here's my thing. I know Akash. I like Akash. Here's my thing, though. If this is true,

and clearly, unless it's AI, she did say all this stuff and she's a gorgeous girl, just take it, and everyone wants to hate on Akash. Imagine how he feels right now. Dude, it's so fucked up to find out this way. Did he?

Yeah. Oh, you're going to love this. I don't know what this is. So I don't care. It's an absolute, one of the biggest, like, murders I've ever seen on the internet. I mean, he, he, he, does he seem like a nice guy? I don't know, but I know he's talked shit about me, so I have no idea what this is. But, yeah, I mean, I don't know if he's a good guy or not.

My whole thing is, dude, this is the thing with podcasts. It's like, dude, beef? beef bro with podcasting it gets the ratings though Chris you know what then you know what you are you're fucking the inquirer you're the TMZ you're

what is your podcast then if you're doing stuff gossiping to get beef to get clicks if you're doing shit to get clips dude then then you're the inquirer I don't give a yeah I hear you and Chris is going to sting a little bit but we need our views up so let's start some beef

yeah at least watch this I don't even know what this is. I don't know. But yes, he has talked shit about me. Go ahead and play it for him, Nick. So educate him on this whole thing. Yeah.

Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. What I find corny is my preference is not my women. Now, I thought it was I'm not dating my women, period, which is the corneous human being outside of a criminal to me, period. Akash only dates Brown. Akash has been with one girl in his life who is his wife. That's my wife.

So this is like loyal through and through. Sometimes I get so painfully nostalgic for college. I was popping my pussy and living my best life in these white boy frat houses. I'm actively trying to have an orgy because... And you haven't seen Nav yet, but wait till you fucking see him. His body goes crazy. His face is that other woman's husband. His face part always slays, never declines.

And it's kind of weird because I'm talking about your husband. I just know that Nah's dick... It's like at least 10 inches. Okay, I have two butthole stories. So one time I met this guy on Tinder and I made the dumb mistake of letting him sleep over, like not really wanting to fucking hook up. And I like woke up in the morning and like my asshole was a little sore. Oh my God.

And I remember. What kind of porn do you watch when you use a vibrator? Um, okay, not going to lie, I don't watch porn while using a vibrator. What? I just think. My imagination is vibration. Wow. I'm just thinking of like my own husband while I'm like doing it. Wait, that's kind of baller, but I can never do that.

Yeah. And so I was using you and your husband split finances. And I'm going to be really fucking all right. I don't. We don't. We don't. First of all, that's a fucking red flag. I'm not like, no joke. I love you girls. If you want to work off like all for that, whatever. But like any man that doesn't want to have a joint bank account or isn't being transparent. with his accounts or has separate accounts, that's a fucking red flag. This is not a two-way street. This is a one-way street.

His money is our money, and my money is my money. And look, have I only made $600 from content creating? Well, it went up a hundred bucks from last week. Okay? And since last week, like, more clips of her just talking crazy. So this is just basically, okay, so they get those guys, got in a beef and

now they're just airing out whatever his wife has said ever that's slightly or more like hoey in their eyes right? Yeah, right. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. The Akash

apparently attacked, not attacked, but talking smack about the other guys about their choices and women. Yeah, because they say they don't like to date black people or something. Whatever. They're Their choices of women. And then his choice was that he was like, you know, I was a virgin and my wife was a virgin and all this stuff.

And then all this stuff has come out about her. But wait, I just don't understand, though, he didn't, like, he never watches her podcast. He didn't know nothing about this. Well, no, but whatever. I think it's a relatively newer podcast. So, like, they've been married for a couple years and I think she started it recently. And then she just started talking crazy like this. Like that part of it is crazy to me.

You know what I mean? What part, Eric? What I'm saying is this So he thinks a certain thing About his wife And his relationship And what they did If he does

If he does Maybe he knows Maybe he knows And then he says these kinds of things And then she comes out With a podcast And she's talking like that If he's not down with that

Ooh that must be If he's not down with it That must be weird at home Yeah That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying Like he needs to have talk at home That must be weird

At home But if like If he already knew And he's like Yeah so what Who cares Look I wouldn't care But the issue is he said

she's a virgin that's why he married he did say he's a virgin he said a messable podcast oh i thought he said he was a virgin no he said my wife no she was oh yeah well then that's okay yeah that well if she if she yeah then if that's that then that's odd yeah i don't know something seems i don't my thing is this like they want to like they you know if you you say something out of pocket to somebody then they they come back at you this is all fucked up yeah it's all messed up to me why why are they like i feel bad for that like if i feel bad for this dude like he if if if if you if if he really thought that and he was saying that and then his wife comes out with a podcast where she is being wild and telling all these stories and he thought something different that's like damn

i mean i personally wouldn't care me neither yeah i know but if you care you care no no no but what i'm saying is it but you're not on here going you know my wife is yeah yeah yeah yeah christin was uh she was gonna be a nun and she changed her mind and like yeah yeah yeah and then you then she's on a podcast being like my butthole is destroyed you know what I mean I just dude you went from your wife as a virgin to she woke up one day and her butthole was ruined like dude that's dude that's why that I'm just saying that's wild to me and I feel for him you know so he got to because those guys those guys you're talking about them that guy I follow that guy and he he may he be saying some crazy stuff mire and gains yeah yeah yeah he said like there's this one he's like he has it's

He's on the other podcast? Yeah. No, but he had some strong stances. Like, he wouldn't like me because he'd be like, he was like, if you're fat, you're a piece of shit. Yeah. He's a guy like that. You know, he's a real like, Uber alpha male.

But, you know, but you, but I listen to him and I go, okay, I understand why you feel this way. I get it. You know what I'm saying? But like, this, what's going on with them? It's like, this is crazy. Let's take a little break here from chatting with the boys, even though I'm not here this week.

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at all since it and they dropped a podcast three hours ago with Dana White. So they obviously didn't talk about that either. And just 99% of the comments are like, we got to talk about a cash. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think too. A little bit of it, a little bit of it is they're getting a little blowback, right? Because as much as, you know, Schultzzi and Akash, you know, I like those guys, but, you know, they do talk a lot about drama, right? And they, and they talk about people's issues. So, yeah, so if you're going to play in that pool, yeah, then this is the other side of it. Like, then when you fuck up, now, now this storm's coming.

Yeah, but for me, just personally, my personality is like in this situation, I feel for Akash. Even though he brought this on himself. Yeah, me too, I'm the exact same. Because he goes wild. Before you even said what you said, before you even said what you said, in my mind, I was thinking about that. I was like, well, I remember this guy going in on Chris and I didn't like that. Yeah. So I'm like, whatever, you know, all of this.

I just don't like. No, no, you're a good person. And honestly, here I am and I see this. And, you know, if he's dealing with that at home or whatever, like he's talked shit about me. I don't even know the guy. Right, right, right. So like, so like that was for clicks for them. You know, what?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they, they talked shit about me for clicks. He doesn't know you, Chris. Yeah, they were, they were talking shit about you is just for the views. It was for views. Yeah. But again, if you're, if you're going to play that game. No, no, no, no, no.

And you're engaging in the drama and shitting on people. I think it's fucked up to do. I think it's fucked up to do. I don't know him. I don't really know a lot of these dudes talk shit about me. I didn't know them and they don't, they don't know me and they're just talking shit. And that's fucked up.

They're doing it to get clicks and they did that. And some of those guys, and not because of, not because of me or what they were saying about me, but they became successful off of doing things like that. Correct. So, so that's, that's what that is and that's fine. Do, am I happy now that this is happening to him? No, it's all fucked up. That's what I know about you.

It sucks. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not in this world of, oh, hell yeah, dude, fuck that. See, now you get what you, dude, that sucks. No, that's because you're happy and successful. If he wants to, usually the P guys doing this, they, have no other means they have no other talent so they gotta jump in the gossip the whole now you know how it feels thing it sucks dude no no because that was so terrible for you if he wants to chat i'm available

no but i'm saying what that was terrible for you that your stance is i don't want anybody to deal with that no i i dude i and here's the thing people are like come out say something no yeah no dude if he doesn't you know he doesn't have to dress shit dude he no absolutely not and people are like You know, now I talk freely about everything that went, went on. And people are like, I wish you would have said something back then. I didn't want to. Yeah, yeah. Also, also, you know what I mean?

No, no, no, no. You know what, though? Everybody's saying that now, but nah, you couldn't have said anything back then. Yeah, because it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like. That's true. It's good point. That's the narrative of what people want, you know, but after a while. Also, they don't know what the fuck they're talking.

These are fans, they, they have no clue what you're dealing with. Yeah. When it comes on Akasha, if I'm Akash, I. go, listen, I see it. I know it looks bad. Me and my wife are good. We talked about that's all you guys need to know. Like, it should stay in-house.

It should absolutely stay in-house, but it's not. But if you're, listen, if you're kind of people to air things out, I would actually love to see him come on her podcast and talk about it. Who cares? No, I'd rather, I'd rather she go on theirs and have Schultzzi moderate that bitch. Yeah, whatever it is. I would never. I'm not calling her a bitch.

I'm saying that podcast. I understand. Yeah. I would never watch anything. Joe just texted. You still calling people. Did you not learn? Yeah.

Yeah, no, I, I, whatever. It's all, he's got to feel like fucking shit right now. But all this, but again, but all of this, I just don't like, I don't like,

I don't like none of the stuff this happening. I don't, I don't like to, I don't like to, how Mark Marion talks about people. It's terrible, I don't like her. You know, I don't like the oversharing.

Yeah. Like, it's just, like, I'll come home. I'm, I'm going to be Matt, my wife. I'm like, first of all,

embarrass me second of all you got to talk about getting fucked in the ass like did you think that was good content do you like you're trying to sign brands do you think these brands see you talk about popping your pussy with white frat boys and getting fucked in the ass you think that's a way to make money that's why she only made $600 yeah but women are in control of their own bodies and they can be powerful if they want to you know what I mean so they can talk about but then it is when it comes to bite them in the ass they're like what the fuck you know it's like well you should That's a weird thing. And I'm not talking about her, but like whoever these fucking chicks are, it's like,

you shouldn't be talking about, you know, popping your pussy out. Yeah, it's a weird thing. If you don't want that energy. That goes same for the fucking gossip shit. You don't want that energy. Then don't do it. I just wish, I wish people would just call each other and say, you know, it's like, I didn't like I didn't like Schultz going on Rogan and talking about Santino and them.

Oh, what was it? I didn't like that. Oh, I did. Oh, I did. I didn't like that. What did he do? No, I'm with Schultz on that. There's this culture and it's mainly a kind of.

thing where these guys, especially Rogan, even firing the kid, we've given so many people platforms and then they want to talk shit or they're going to, so let's say you brought Mark Maren on this show and he started going bad on Rogan, I promise you I wouldn't add to it or I wouldn't even give him a platform, but they decided to. So we just got to be like, oh, it's all good, it's harmless. I think it's whole behavior. I think it's ho shit. I think it's soft. I think it's what's wrong with comedy. Well, what happened? I'll let me tell you.

All right, so Marin was on bad friends. Oh. And Marin was going in on Joe Rogan and that stuff, right? With one agenda. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Brandon. Hold on, Brandon. And then, you know, so Schultz goes on Rogan.

Yeah. He's saying, like, he had an issue with them not having any pushback. Mm. You know, there was no pushback from Andrew about, you know, about, hey, you know, and this whole point was that, you know, Andrew goes on. Brogan, he basically, you know, really helped him blow up. And it's like, yo, have your friends back. You know what I mean?

Yep. So that's how it should work. Now, I understand that. But my thing is like, for me personally, I think that I hope he called him and said something to him. Right. Like if you really feel that way, then you call your guy and go, yo, man, what's you doing? But you to go on like the. Even though Andrew Schultz is right.

Even though Andrew Schultz is right. Even if he's right. He says absolutely right. Yeah. I would assume known Santino, he. he didn't do this for a lot of people and I love Santino I would assume he called Rogan was like dude

I didn't know was going down like that no one Rogan he'd be like it's all good man it's all good because he you know he's on touchable really I would write him off you for those that aren't for those that aren't it's fucked up no no no no no no Rogan would write off Santino after that I'm no no but I'm saying that

interview happened with Mark Merrin and then recently Santino was on Rogan promoting his special oh that doesn't matter no no they happen He came on Rogan before that. Yeah, that's what I thought. That came out after, Eric. But that's what I would think, rather, because I wouldn't think, I wouldn't think that.

No, I know. I don't know. Let's check the timeline of that. I don't, I think, go ahead. He cares, honestly. No, no, no, no, but it does matter. It does matter. It does matter.

Because it, because it lends the point to that I don't think Rogan cares. No, but I don't, but my thing is like, you don't need the, the dude that's almost a billionaire doesn't need defense, you know? Yeah, I get that. I disagree. No, it's not about money. You're missing it. It's not about money.

It's about being a good friend. Yeah, I agree. Because I guarantee if I go on a podcast, they talk to you about Chris, Brian, you, Jeff Die, my, my, Rogan, it ain't going, whoa, whoa, what are you talking about? Yeah, I don't. I always think it's weird when, like, because, like, it's like, dude, there's no, there's no, there's no loyalty or friendship with comics. Zero, zero, right?

Zero, no, no, no, no, you're saying, you, yes, yeah, no, I know, but let me finish where I was going to say, there, there is at base, there's none. And so if that's what being a comic is, then that's not what I am. Bro, I'm a person first. Like, I'm going to have your back, dude. I'm not going to, like, there's no fucking, dude, if I'm friends with Rogan and I know Mark Martin hates Rogan,

I'm not going to have him on my podcast. You're not coming on. You're not coming on. I'm not going to give you. I'm going to let you use my platform to shit on my buddy, who has done more for you than anybody else out there. Or, or, or let me just be the voice of a different type of feeling here. If he's on there.

I think Schultz's point to me was, hey, say something in that moment. Yeah, okay, fine, yes. It's okay to have the guy on your podcast. You know, I'd have Mark Merrin if he would want to be on my small. I'd be like, what you talk? But the thing is, I hit up Mark Merrin myself. That's what I'm saying about it.

I'm saying like instead of talking shit behind somebody's back or like whatever that is, you hit him up. Hey, man, what was that? Why did you do that? I just think there needs to be more of that. But maybe that did happen. I don't know. Maybe Schultz hit up, Andrew.

I was like, yo, man, why you don't know. You know, I don't know, but I just thought that was like, oh, doing it like that. I just didn't like that. I don't like none of it. I don't like none of the talking about people like that, you know? I just don't know. It's just a weird thing. So this was after it says.

Yeah. But you know what? My thing is, I just think it's whole behavior. I just think it's soft beta behavior because there's no repercussions. Gossiping. Yeah, it's just ho shit. It's just chicken head shit for views because they know he's talking about Rogan's going to be hot. Yeah, I don't.

Yeah, I don't. I don't, you know, if I'm talking shit about someone, it's, it's joking or on the group text. Well, this is what I'm saying. So this is what I meant, right? So he, so he was on bare friends in August. And then Andrew was on after. Yeah, so I'm saying. He doesn't care.

Yeah, so I'm saying. He doesn't care because Schultz brought that up. He was like, you're better than me, man, because I wouldn't, you know, and it's like, you know, whatever. You know what I mean? I, I don't know. I just, I, when I saw, when I saw that, I was like, ah, that sucks. There's so many other things to talk about, but it's like, I get it. But you know what?

again that's his friend and he's like he was really adamant about like I didn't like that and I get that whether he's right or wrong no I get why Schultz is on there saying that he's on Rogan being like dude how could you do that why would you this guy with whatever whatever but I just think it's like damn yeah but those guys don't keep the same energy for everybody because Rogan's the king you know if that makes sense of course yeah but what I but what I'm saying is this like you know where is this energy for Brian I'm saying it's an energy for Brian who had um on, I can go through the list who we've had on before they made it. You know what? Brandon, that's the first thing I thought. The first thing I thought was like, oh, well, where was this energy for Chris? You know, where was this energy?

Where that was going on? You guys just know right Chris off? You're right Brian off? Yeah, all of that. All that. So I just go, oh, so that's what I'm saying. It's easy to defend the guy that doesn't need defense. The reason they're defending him,

because Rogan, you know, it is what it is human nature, but the reason they're defending Rogan because he can still help them. Chris can't. I can't Brian can't right yeah that's what I'm don't get it twisted period yeah no no listen they don't care about anyone yeah yeah no no no and if Rogan fell off they wouldn't care about him what I'm saying is I do I care about yeah you do I care about how I do too so does

so I mean so I didn't like you know even even from Mark Marin I was like I don't like this look for you yeah it doesn't it's I'm not I just I said just to him to his face you know no I know he's like He's, you know, he said to me, he walked up to me and he was like, yeah, man, I'm not bitter. I'm not jealous. At the worst, I'm old. And I was like, Mark, if it looks like a duck. No, you're a bitter bitch. But here's the thing.

The way it works in the world I come from is Mark Marin, with all the shit talk he's talking about, with all the Roganverse. And I, you guys aren't going to condone this. He needs to get fucking punch in the face. That's how this should go. Well, behind a mic, it's easy. If you're going to talk all this shit, behind a mic, and you get physically assaulted, you're going to stop, you fucking cuck. Go complain to your cats. Go to your shitty.

comedy and go back into your dungeon well see this is somebody dude i'm done being nice to him and i was a fan of mark i i get it i get it dude i i i understand i i get people i would say people on you know on the base level need to get punched in the face more i would yes i you know i'm not do i condone somebody punching mark marron no but like it's like you know i do i understand what well look it's that whole thing like you say keep that energy that's what's going to happen you know I mean, the reason he can go to podcast podcast to do is because there's no repercussion. It hasn't happened. Because he's around other cucks.

I know. But in a way, it does happen because people like you, people like, you know, certain people will look at this and be like, why is he doing this? And then you just, you know, whether you like it or not. I don't think that, I don't think that people who, like, like, I'd rather have a fan base that truly appreciates me than people watching because of gossip shit. Like I talked about, on my podcast, I talked about. about the old when when Robert De Niro was on Sesame Street in 1980 something and I talked about

it for 10 minutes dude and I want to talk about that I don't want to talk about this other bullshit I want to talk about that if you want to be down with me and you want to be one of those viewers that watches that then do that if you want to be there for to see oh what is Chris say about the life of comedy now and who's into what I don't want that I don't want a million views. I just don't. I don't. Neither do I on Riffin with Griffin live every Wednesday. I'm happy with the views I have. It's taking a little break here. The Ockegon is in just in Vegas where it's right in your hands with Drafking Sportsbook official sports betting part of the UFC. Get ready because when Marab and Yon face off again at UFC 323, every punch, every takedown,

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close with that person, but he's never there. Yeah, it's Adam that's always there, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, like, I don't know what this, like, like, as if, like, first of all comedy scenes are trash, okay? Because it's people learning how to do comedy, trying to get better at it. So, like, you have, like, a small percentage of, like, veterans and people who've been doing it a while. Then you have a lot of garbage comics trying to get good, you know, so of course, that's everywhere. Yeah, it's everywhere. So this whole idea of this, whatever, like, when Mark talks about what he thinks Rogan has done to the comedy, I'm like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? The garbage comedy scene right at the comedy store is the same kind

of thing. Oh, yeah. And Marin, who have you put on? Name one guy Marron's put on. What have you done? What have you done? Yeah, it's a weird thing, man. You're a salty old fucking dude. It's one of the reason I started podcasts I used to love Marin's old podcast And we've had mine Fire on the Kidney He was awesome One of my favorite guest But this shit, buddy

Yeah, it's also Yeah, this is what happens too When you, this is what happens When you hear somebody that's really close to you That someone's your friend You know, that's why you look at this Man, I don't like how The amount of hate

That Brendan gets From comics and stuff And then When you're sitting on a stage with some of those people who were totally okay with talking shit about you. I'm like,

what? Yeah. I'm like, what? What's going on right there? It's because it's not real, Eric. So what I don't like that. I don't like that shit, man. I know, but tell me, brother, how do you think I feel? But it became the, you know, I was like the nickel back of comedy. It became cool to hate on me and became okay. So those

guys that were doing it, I get it. I get it. They didn't know me. at the time. It was a trendy thing to do and you jumped on it. Now in person, I can't emphasize enough. In person, it has never happened. In person, everyone's great to me. So I have this perspective of online's not real.

They're doing what's trendy and what's gonna get views. And they're not like that in real life. In real life, they're just trying to get by like we all are. So that's how I deal with it. I guess that that's big of you. Yeah, because I- How much is I keep that same energy? No, I don't, I mean, the...

He's right there, tell him. I had people... I'm watching the clip. Tell him! Tell him! He's sitting there right there. Tell him, talk to him, talk shit about him right now. He's right in front of you.

Go ahead. Because I bring up shit when I see people. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? Why do that? You said the thing about me. Yeah. And they go, what? Yeah.

It's so funny to see him. Yeah. They go, oh, I don't remember I did that. One guy I go, it's right here. I had it pulled up. I had it pulled up. Hold up. He goes, oh, I don't, oh, man, if I did that, I'm sorry.

I was like, oh, yeah, it's all good. I just wanted to let you know that, like, it really fucked me up, you know. Boom. Made me feel terrible. Yeah, boom. Yeah, man. I don't know. I mean, I guess you got to, you know, I'm not a guy who's like.

But, but here's the shame in all this. There's, we can talk about off there, but there's a business behind hating. Yeah. There's a huge business. And I know guys that make a ton of money. Most gangster, like, petty shit, I think ever is. And I don't know if this is true. But Eminem was, like, talking shit about Michael Jackson.

Oh, really? Yeah. And then Michael Jackson bought the rights. Oh, wow. To Eminem's music. Oh, wow. I didn't know about this. That's how you do shit.

I don't know if that's true, but that's something I, you know, It's one of those like urban legends. You know, Nick can look it up. Something similar happened when Gawker, they outed Peter Thiel, who's like this big, he's the CEO of Palantir and billionaire, and they outed him as gay. So he just like waded in the weeds. And when Gawker released Hulk Hogan's sex tape and where he was like saying the N-word and stuff, Peter Thiel,

told Hulk Hogan I'll fund your lawsuit they sued Gawker and they bankrupted Gawker and then Peter Thiel bought Gocker it was like a four years difference between them outing him

and him suing them into oblivion Wow That's gangster That's petty and gangster That's awesome Fuck them for that Here it is right here Bought famous music

For 370 million to Securing Publishing Rights to Eminence music as well as from the artists like Shakira and Christina Aguilera. The deal meant Jack, yeah, that's what I'm saying. The myth. I would have thought that was.

While it's off a room in the Jackson button as a catalog is a revenge for the mocking and just lose it, there's no clear evidence that the acquisition was motivated by personal reason. But check this out. I saw this great video. It was Justin Timberlake.

And what's the dude from because I'm happy? What's his name? Farrell. So Farrell says, he's on like a FaceTime or whatever with with uh you know Michael Jackson you know calls just to be like he knows they're doing it because it's a song that he wanted for like it was a song that was going to be a Michael Jackson song and then knows what they gave

to Justin Timberlake and said and Michael just like called just to be like yeah what's up how's everything going and then Justin was like oh is that Michael he was like yeah he does that like just being like yeah okay bye he he yeah so what I'm saying is like I fully believe that That's part of the reason why he was like, oh, $370 million. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Do that. Yeah. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Buy that. That's crazy. It would be like if you bought, you know, a network. We had the money to buy a network of like the people talking shit about you and stuff like, you know, whatever the podcast. You know, we buy it. You know, and we just have it. And we say, oh, that's cute.

I would do that and then have like a meeting. I'd be like, yeah, the new owner wants to meet everyone. that's hilarious you know you walk in like hey that video you made about me so funny isn't that that song just lose it yeah so I don't know it's just a weird all I'm saying it's just weird energy and I just wish that people weren't there's so many other things to talk about you know yeah like fucking Robert De Niro in Sesame Street in 1985 nobody's ever covered that

there wasn't the internet in the 80s so you need to go back and talk about it he said He pretends he's a cabbage and he's like, I'm a good sauce of ribofloving. You need to fucking do that. And I'm here for you. I had this dude go bad on me, right? This Steve will do it. And I made a mistake on the shop show.

And I just apologized and kept going bad on me. And fans are like, oh, this would be so good for views. Roast them. You guys should fight each other. I was like, it's just not what I do. I get what you guys are saying. I just, I went, my bad dude, I fucked up. I assumed something.

I shouldn't have. He talked all this shit. I went, I get you're angry. You know, you're not going to fight me. That's not even a, that's not even an option.

Right, right, right. So I fucked up, dog, my bat. And then he can keep going, but you're not going to get anything from me. Right, right, right. I would have such a bigger career if I engage in all that. I've had some feuds through the years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just never engage in it. It's just not what I do. Right. Because at the end of the day, there's tough guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Online. Right. And then in real. life that's where I live so if you're so upset and you want to fight I'm your huckleberry I'm so fucking down but it's never it's never going to be fair

so it's not an option for me with these guys right right right right right right right yeah all I heard was like all y'all bitches and I kick your ass that's how I feel this guy this is my favorite oh I've seen this guy

male influencer Owen Cook his videos are incredible. It is crazy how these guys can have just 10K followers and then you look a month later and it's like, what is it? Yeah, 150. Unbelievable.

What's he do, Nick? He's an alpha male. He's the most alpha male. He's obviously... Well, I'll be the judge of that. No, he would fuck your ass. He'd convince you to fuck your ass. Let me see.

Maybe. Let me see the video. Look any video. She started telling me how hard her life was. Later, I found out that she has a co-cabbit. Okay? Like, you're frying your own brain, but yet you think that your life, you think you're a victim, you think your life is hard, but you're actively frying your own brain.

What is worse than literally just snorting drugs, frying your own fucking... Is this out of A.A. meaning? He's opening for Brian Callan. You can never be bad to anybody. You could, your only enemy is yourself. No enemy came in and made you take drugs. There's such better ones. I got to find a better one. I like this guy already because he has a Dodgers hat on.

But a really great, a really great calm, soothing voice, too. So, is he a stand-up or no? No, no, no, no. This is like a, you know, he's just, he's one of those guys that's just like doing that. Whatever that is. That's a business. It's an interesting look. Yeah.

I mean, it is what it is. Where's he from? He has that Dodgers hat, so I already approve of him. Ah, no. At a certain point, like, at a certain point, he really felt. Like, Drake comes up to the front and he goes, I don't know, what's a Drake song? Highlight Blink. Blang, he does this, right?

And then everyone's like, like that, like that, like that, right? And everybody copies it. What do the women do where they see the guy at the front running the crowd and everyone's in his frame? He is not paying off them to decide what to do because he owns the frame and they're all pinging off him. What do the women do?

Come on guys. If Drake says after party, what happens? Like when would the last time Drake had one-on-one sex be? Like 2002? Okay. So the women see this guy has control of the frame. It could be a little short dude like Little Wayne. Oh, height matters.

It's all height. Can Little Wayne meet a girl? How many kids is Little Wayne out from different women? Could he meet a girl? That's no easy E, y'all. Okay, how about Beebber? Well, he's dead. He's actually real nice to me.

I meet him in L.A. Sometimes he's like a big jack-eye. Is he taking the juice? Does the Bebes take the juice? He stands off business. Clockin, okay? So the Bebs doesn't need it because he controls. The Bebes goes up to the front.

But here's the difference. Remember our little quadrant? The Bebs probably has framed buoyance by what? By the crowd. Some freaking. what wait a minute i don't i don't like that one fuck i don't like that one i don't understand any of what's the frame what the fuck is he saying hey nick can you show me a better one you show me two shitballs that's south park i mean that's really what it is that that's a good no that he

nick showed us a good one yeah yeah that makes no's i i got him what i don't know what he's saying he's saying when you're front and center okay and everyone's following you everyone's dancing about you you're in charge you're the main guy no matter what you love you love you're like you don't have to be size a celebrity overcomes that why'd he say all that that's what he was saying oh i get it don't feel time yeah no one yeah is the wolf at the back making sure all the disabled wolves and gimpy wolves are going to be safe so when i stand up part of that emotional intelligence is everybody has to hear and they don't have to strain to hear they're going to hear why because the alpha male is not the it's not the wolf at the front leading the way the alpha male is the wolf at

the back making sure all the disabled wolves and gimpy wolves are going to be safe is you talking about trans so much potency they have energy to spare to make sure everybody's okay oh my god okay I like this okay so then from there

emotional intelligence is awareness of can the audience hear me awareness of what does the audience want awareness of like I've got to be able to look at each of you and know I've got to be able to profile you it's massive massive amounts of profiling right so in other words

where's most people all right fuck them but what what I honestly it's not it's not like he's he's wrong well you should look up some clips from that guy from the the the mire and gains yeah it's not like he's wrong I'm just like you're screaming at me sitting in sitting in a conference room like what the fuck I saw this where he's like he goes where he's so much the people in the back of the room I'm probably hurting their ears and that's because that's yeah he's like I'm commanding the room and And that's why it hurts your ears.

Wow. Or the mic volume is too loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look, I had no hate on this guy. I just, I, what, what is this? Do people pay him to show up and say these things? Yeah. Oh, he, it's like an A meeting, a few of those.

There's a lot of, listen, man, I don't know if you know these. So it's like a Tony Robbins. I don't know if you know these kind of statistics that's going on in the world, but there's a huge male problem going on. Young males are not working. They're not, uh, they're not, uh, they're not, succeeding. I mean, there's a lot of people falling by the waistide and guys like

that's on the dads. That's on the dads. And guys like there's no dads sometimes. And guys like are trying to like, you know, build people back up and it's like, you know, so. Yeah, it's good. You know what I mean? Good. Good for him doing the Lord's work. Yeah, you think Jesus would be like, yeah, to this guy. Maybe. Let's take a little break here. This podcast is brought to you

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What's this guy? Oh, no, this guy is something. This is the guy. He's just like, watch any of his clips. What is it? This is him destroying deluded women. Yeah. Oh, is this that podcast?

Yeah, fresh. I've never seen this guy. Let me see if I like one. See, I don't beast all huge. Millions upon millions of followers, right? But you're never going to get to that side. Hock Tula, which is made a podcast. Shit.

What are you doing? I was interested in that. That wasn't the one I clicked that. I was interested in the Hock Tua one. Oh, damn. Yeah, the Mr. Beastwell was interesting. I like the Hawk Tool one So he just destroys

Hawks Look at the Rock Toot Just made a podcast And she made her first million Like it's crazy to me Like literally a girl is on the street It says she's spitting on dicks And she's now doing a podcast

And like a bunch of people And like she's done clouds With like some of the biggest people And in the showly She is America's sweetheart Like if that doesn't show you guys Where we are as a civilization I don't know what else will

I like him I like him Yeah No, no, no, you should find the, his Instagram is better. All right. Should find the one about the, you know, when he talks about fat people. So far, I agree with everything he's saying. He's the kind of guy that speaks in a way that you would.

This is it right here. This is the one. Oh, this isn't the one, though. It's all a scam. The reality is that big pharma wants money, and they understand that when you're fat, you have more health problems. They understand that you're going to need insulin. You're going to need medication, et cetera.

And they make a bunch of money on us being sick. There is no incentive to actually have you be healthy. So let's go ahead and make our people fat as hell Get them in the hospitals Get them on medication Continue to make money Et cetera It's all of exile

Because you have always about people I love my body No you don't Fucking You're just coping This isn't a one Pause it But this is a good one though

Pause it Fucking based Dude I'll tell you what This is you see the Amy Schumer thing You see the Amy Schumer thing When she was like Oh yeah

I'm skinny now What happened to love In your body Dude she took OZempick You know what I mean Or whatever the fuck it is But that's what happens No

Notice all the body positive shit went away when Ozympic dropped. Because all these bitches had access to get skinny now they're like oh actually okay well this is what happens this is just this old her problems are round face

it always happens like this though her problems are super round face no but that guy has some like he's got this one stupid one of his more popular videos is he's like it's just him solo and he's just going in he's like you know if you're

you know if you're fat i have no respect for you because you don't respect yourself but it's one of those type videos he has a lot of what i made or he made it or i did uh no he did you know so i was just like okay no but my thing is like i think as a dude you hear stuff like that and you don't you don't you're not mad about it yeah you know because we live in the real world you shouldn't be fat yeah you know and if you are okay you better be funny you better be funny you you can be fat hey dude you can be fat i know like if i did brendon's comedy i would be working at ups you know what i 100% 100% and because i look the way i did i made seven figures that's what i'm saying it's a good looking fucking you know piece of shit out here dude you know what i mean

i i i think matt rife is selling tickets if you didn't look like that i have to be funny you understand part of matt's thing is he's a good looking dude i have a whole thing where i really actually is he Dave Chappelle no I don't think that people I but I don't think that people really go see stand-up comedians because of the jokes I don't think they do I think it's the whole thing I agree it's the whole package I agree I agree you know I don't think they're ever doing that like like couldn't agree more Chris like like as good as Chappelle is they're going because it's a fucking whole thing now and he's him yes you know it's it's always something like that well look at Rogan like Rogan

sells out fucking stadiums, but it's, it's, they, they want to see the guy they listen to every day. So whether they think he's the same as Bill Burr or not, they want to get a piece of Rogan, you know? That's what it is. It's an experience.

Yeah, yeah. No, but I remember, I think I told this story, but one time I was at the Laugh Factory. This is a while ago, dude. But it was like you and we're on the show, Dane was on the show, you know, and it was a super hot girl in the, in the lobby.

You know, and someone asked it, how, do you like the show? You know, and she was like, oh my god Chris day they're so hot you know and I was like I looked at that I said this is why I have to be funny because when you if you're going to talk about me you're going to say oh that guy was funny so if the first thing they're looking at with some people is that the image then I'm like oh well this that's all part of you got you have a leg up sure yeah yeah that's all part of the whole it's the whole package yeah yeah yeah yeah

it's the whole package what's the percentage of Brian's one the best comedy comics on earth, but he looks like fucking skeletor. So you got to have the whole pack. Get him a purple hood. I don't know about that. Let's go on record. He just called me good looking. No, I didn't.

Say what you want about the nose. Say what I was saying someone else said that. And you agreed. I didn't agree. That was somebody else's story. That was somebody else's story. And my nose on my forehead are good with me. Do you always have been like a, you're like an enigma on stage?

You're always like a, you know, just a lanky, you know what I mean? It's an experience. That's all your shit is, you know? Dude, think how funny Louis C.K. has to be. He's so ugly. Think how fucking funny that guy is. Well, he is considered one of the greats. That's what I'm saying.

Of course he is. But when you have to stand on business, on talent, just that, it has to be, like the pie has to be really large. But if you're going on in the middle of killers and you're good looking and you kill, it's not because you're good looking. You could eat shit. If I went on after all these guys and I wasn't good, I would eat shit. Oh, agree.

agree you know even though even though you look at the grates not of them no i'm so hot oh my god i shouldn't even said anything no no no it's like that's what i mean it's like i i always knew i was like for me i always be like i got to be like oh i got to really be funny here yeah but that but by the way yeah but you're not ugly but eric you're not ugly like if you look at the grates they're pretty ugly like you heard it right there bro by no no no i'm in that mindset too i don't go up and think i'm hot I go up and I think I gotta be fucking funny because all these guys

you're so funny yeah so like I'm not talking about what we feel I'm talking about how things are perceived how things are you know what I mean

people want to hear messages from who they want to hear messages from that's just something I've learned about the business you know just being funny if that's your whole thing in this time it's not enough

it's not enough you have to have something else you got to have the other stuff you got to be a great marketer you got to be a great You know, all that stuff adds to the thing. I just think being a great comic, being a successful, being super successful, being a great comic is just like, that's like getting into UCLA. You got to have a good GPA.

You know what I mean? So that's just, that's just the basics. Yeah. But I'm saying there's other things really make people, you know, superstar. Get them to the next level. Yeah. So I'm getting a nose job and I'm working out. Nice.

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Stream now, pay never. let's see how far away I have to go is where do you have to go Chris I'm far Newport why that corn that corn that scam oh he's going to get his

wow it's way out there's nothing closer no it's where they are that sucks it's fine I'll turn that down can you bring the results next show

so we can see what's going on with Chris they have that kind of shit out there too Brendan right yeah they're have it all but this is the highest like these guys got it all. Now there's a I realize they're paying you there's a bunch of them

They're not they're not paying me they're not paying me I mean kind of they are but yeah yeah but there's a bunch of them But here at Ways to Wells you can do the same test through blood work Yeah yeah no it can detect cancer cells it's all it's all yeah I want to do that too And a matter of fact I think they hit me up they might have I don't remember maybe not I'm sure yeah bring him's the man yeah okay I do want to do that That's only in Austin, though. Oh, yeah, we did talk.

Yeah, Waste of Well, is in Austin. Anyway, yeah. So, that's seven minutes from there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next health is great. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. Do it all.

I mean, you know, if you can. Yeah, but also relax. Do it once and then don't do it again. Well, no, yeah, you don't do it all every fucking day. But it's like now that we have the opportunity to do it, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's almost like at this point, why can't everybody just have their own MRI machine? Well, I mean, we know why, but.

They do want to keep you sick. Myron's right, that guy. That's his name, right? Yeah. Yeah, they want to keep you sick. Yeah, they want you sick and fat and eating shit. It sucks. It sucks.

There's no, there's all talking to a lady who does the Corviva shit and she was like, you know, yeah, they want to keep you sick. Dude, and it's so true, man. It's so true. It's so fucking shitty, man. Oh, you don't think they have a cure for cancer? Oh, I know. I fully. All this years, you don't think there's any cure.

There's so much money in that bullshit. Well, the HIV thing is weird, though. Like, now you can have HIV. they haven't technically said they can cure it, but like you can live with HIV and it's fine. Oh, no, there's a ton of people with HIV and still having butt sex.

They're fine now. It ain't nothing. It's like having a headache. But so my point is, what about the medication that, that, with that helps HIV? So they're just going to go under or what?

Or how to, you know. Well, they move on to the next thing. No, they're probably the ones that created the pills so you can have butt sex still.

Or they're putting out, yeah, or they're putting out something yeah, you know, to give people aids. Yeah. If I

Oh man Prep Want to be free from HIV Prep Yeah yeah yeah Yeah you gotta prep your asshole these days Taking daily And with other preventative measures

Like using protection And regular testing Nope not doing that It can reduce your risk of getting HIV Hold on pause I'm all dogging that ass First of all First of all if you have AIDS

You know And you or HIV and you took you're taking a pill so you don't have to worry about it you're not using a condom that's the whole point never not never that's the whole point that's the way wait wait if i'm not taking this and then wearing a condom go raw dog go raw dog love free take this i have a whole joke about this you want to get back to raw dog take this pill this is why they made it yeah you might blow a load in them you still still could get HIV, but maybe not because of this pill.

Yeah, that's the whole idea. Keep taking this pill. I don't know. Oh, so the big thing you're worried about, the major thing you're worried about is you don't want to get HIV. Yeah. So here's a pill that you don't get HIV. So you're like, okay, cool. Give me that raw ass.

Let him explode. I just don't. I actually do not understand. Are you a bottom? Why you would take the pill and then be like, and let's also be safe. Nah, bitch. are you a bottom fucking make sure your top takes his pill and let him blow in you

you probably won't get HIV but if you are a con him you definitely won't anyway I don't know I don't really know herpes got a rea and all the other show it seems to help I think probably it's a placebo take a sweet tart even who cares just let them blow in you I'm fucking horny now that's a great commercial fuck man I'm getting all

I'm getting all rock hard I gotta go jerk off anyway I'm gonna go eat a sweet tart and jack off you want to watch here's my live cam link what the fuck

it's only $5 what is this commercial yeah they should be real that commercial needs to be more real yeah yeah gotta be honest we know none of you are wearing condoms

just take this fucking pill and blow have your top blowing you wait first of all first of all first of all the reason why you need the pill is because you weren't using a car yeah yeah so you're good anyway everyone's gonna get HIV

just fucking let your top blowing you with this pill you don't have to worry about the worst thing eat a gusher and let your top blow it's so dumb remember rush remember gusher's dude

I love gushers Hey Take this pill Let your top gush in you Hey pop a few gushers And let your top blowing you Fuck it, who cares You'll be fine

There's basically a cure The guys running through tunnels With so sweat A little sweat All right I'll be in Jacksonville Inclin and of Detroit Cresda.com

Come fucking give me HIV What's the name of that can see? All right so I'm going to to be wait me get my shit open I never knows where he's going to be I'm going to be an officer and it'll cut me off I'm in Detroit

I'm in Cleveland he's like by the way I'm going to be somewhere go to ericryphid dot com yeah Tempe Arizona Thanksgiving weekend and then I'm going to be in Jamesville Wisconsin making it up dude some lady just hired him and then Redding California

at the what is it the Wind River Casino Red River Casino for New Year good at uh you're so good at marketing yeah i know i'm terrible at it you know i'm just the worst but you know but you do you know but i'm working on the marketing i'm working on the brian callin still looks at you and says man i wish i could be as good a marketer as eric yeah eric and brian should launch a marketing company oh my god this guy this guy who are we you're gonna get a shot in before we leave yeah i mean they don't they don't have a website

they don't have on instagram yeah i hope you yeah we got a marketing business i hope you're wife farts. They just got business cards. Oh, how dare you? They just got business cards. I hope she Dutch ovens you tonight. Just like, you know what? Fuck you, B.

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