The Golden Hour - Taking Some Liberties | The Golden Hour #131 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

The guys discuss Matt Rife being pressured to give his team some Rolex's, try Chinese beef jerky and talk Chris showing up late to the studio, Brendan's wife's birthday at Benihana, Chinese cars that can jump, Jeff Bezos' electric truck, the viral video of a woman pooping on another car during road rage, best Dracula movies and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDEN.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Is that a game for one last one? Hell yeah, the real MVP joke it's He might still win I ain't gonna give up I was listening to sports talk He has to be like so undeniable No, no, there's a lot of people that are already voting for him MVP voters are already voting for him They should have waited after this series. Let's see. Let's see head to head. Let's see. What's up in the playoffs?

They should wait the play at the MVP should be after everything. I agree fuck regular season Yeah, most important is playoffs playoffs or have a playoff MVP. Well, they do but it should be Yeah, it's like your finals MVP Yeah, yeah, the MVP should be of everything. Yeah, but the thing is is what if your team loses? But you clearly had the better regular seat like you know, I mean, I said I get why they have regular But you can't be that good if your teams on the plan. It should go to the first round exactly Yeah, this should wait until after the first round and then they vote.

Like joke is last night 40 opponents, 20 rebounds. 22 rebounds. Come on bro. Unbelievable. Come on bro. Come on now. I got to check this out. He's selling no shoes.

I got this. No sneaker deal. So I gotta tell you a story about Matt. So we're on the road, you know. So one of the guys on the road with him is going through some personal stuff, you know what I mean? What kind of personal stuff?

I don't know, it's his business, right? But anyways, the thing is, so Matt bought his crew Rolexes. Oh, that's nice. You know what I mean? But he's telling me- Submariners? He's telling me that, I don't know, I don't even know nothing about myself.

Does it look basic? A little bit? Dude, I wouldn't even know what basic watch. Does it look basic a little bit dude? I wouldn't even know what basic watch looks like the rock in his body No, I think it's pretty good stuff. Yeah, but anyways, so Matt's telling me how the guy he's going through some stuff And so he sold the watch. Okay, you're out. Okay. Well listen, but Matt's telling me this story So while he's in I can see the recognition in his mind, he's like, oh shit, I didn't buy Eric a Rolex.

So I have to, in the middle of him, he goes, you know, so I bought my guy, it was all the people that went on the tour from the beginning, he was like saying this, he's like, from the beginning of the tour, tell him. Yours is coming. He's like, you know, it was like all the guys that have been here the whole time, you know,

and I'm going like this, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I said, yeah, cuz what I'm hearing right now is the reasons why I This motherfuckin got one and sold it For the new fucking Nintendo switch. It was just so funny. Like, you know, just seen it there recognize That did I even Don't know nothing about, I wouldn't even. You wouldn't rock it? No, because I wouldn't appreciate it. This is an Apple watch, which I barely even like to wear.

But you wear it all the time. Not all the time. You wouldn't wear a fucking Rollie if you got it? No, because I didn't. You earn that shit. I know, but it would, I see you on Instagram working your ass off in the marinas. But I don't know, I wouldn't.

Being his counselor and shit. You have to understand what that even means. Like if you have a Rolex and you know. You know what it's like. Rolex people know. Cause they'll be like oh man. You get a Rolex, it's like Chris getting a Porsche 911 Turbo.

He doesn't know. Yeah. He doesn't know what he has. Yeah. That's a good example. A car thing. Yeah. You know when somebody would be like dude.

When he pulled up and I'm like what are you doing in this? He's like it's a good example, a car thing. Yeah. You know, when somebody would be like, dude. When he pulled up and I'm like, what are you doing in this? He's like, it's a Porsche. I'm like, no, it's just not any Porsche did. Paint a sample green? What the fuck? But the thing is, it's like, when somebody owns a car like that, I bet that you could have a conversation with somebody

and be like, oh man, how many cylinders are like? Oh bro, within 30 seconds. You wouldn't know all the things and then that person would be like, oh man, how many cylinders are like? Oh bro, within 30 seconds. You would know all the things. And then that person would be like, oh man, then you could spark up a 30 minute conversation talking about all the ins and outs of this car. That's a person that should have that car. But a watch is like a trophy.

But a watch is the same kind of thing though. I know watch people. They'll be like, dude, is that a, is that a, you know, and they go, oh yeah man, and they start talking. I would never. I look at watches like trophies that a is that a bit? You know, they all yeah, man, I go and they start talking I would never get watches like trophies little different cars, especially a rollie that you've earned and Matt got it for you That'd be dope. I understand give it to me, but I still wouldn't know I still wouldn't I just I don't I wouldn't appreciate it You wouldn't appreciate it. I wouldn't appreciate it. That's like Cal. I just wouldn't appreciate it. I'm just not a watch guy

Yeah, I get it. You know I get it, but I and I but I appreciate when people are into that kind of stuff I had a fascinating people come up to me, you know and talk trucks So she had Tigers games and stuff to talk about cars and I drove my yellow TRX this guy goes how much horsepower? And usually that's like, you know, yeah And that is a gas question. Yeah, he's like that's a 6.2 liter. I was like it is He's a guy of one of those and he started Going through all shit and his bill. I'm like, oh, you know cars. Ah my Batman. I was a dick earlier I was like people ask me stupid shit all the time. He's dope a badass

Well, that's what I'm saying, but you but again you still needed to get past the second layer Yeah, so you could be like, okay, we could have this conversation Yeah, yeah, we started man Little late, huh? Yeah a little late man, you know why late well Billy's was throwing up. So we were at the doctor this morning with a really just as regular 15. Oh, yeah Yeah, he's all right. He's just throw up a little bit. It's chill. Yeah So, you know now now we're doing a podcast and everything's fine you know. We went to Benny Hottest for Joanna's birthday? Easy right? Yeah. It's not like she wanted fucking

Mr. Chow's or something. Sure yeah. She wanted pf Chang's with the kids. Okay. Billy fucking hated it. Why? You know when they do like the onions with the flames and go who's birthday your birthday? Dude freaked out. How old is she now? She turned one in November. Wow, wow, wow. But the Benny Hines got him. Speaking of November, I got a bunch of dates coming up here. Of the worst, dude. Crystalia.com, holy Christ.

I'll be in Hamilton, Ontario. What, dude? But yeah, no, seriously, I'll be in Winnipeg and Regina is coming up soon here in Atlanta and Savannah. Regina? Crystalia.com. Don't go there, huh? Regina's, I do good.

Where's it at? It's in Canada. What part? Oh, I don't's, I do good. Where's it at? It's in Canada. What part? Oh, I don't know. There you go. Saskatchewan. ChrisLee.com, I'll be there, but that's great though. Your daughter's gonna turn one, that's beautiful.

No, she's already one girl. You finally got this gift, Chris finally. Can't wait till she turns one. No, she turned one in November. Well, next November she'll be two, so. Congratulations. Anybody else fuck with Benny Hannah's in here? I don't I don't really I know what it's you know I know what it is. You know whose dad started it. No, and it was a whole like

Money laundering scheme aoke's dad the DJ really aoke has one his backyard talk about a flex Anybody want any house how dope would that be in your backyard? But what do you bro? What do you mean in his backyard though like his dad started? I get that then he got a house he put a fucking the Benny Hanna's grill that you do all the fucking The flip shrimp in your hat and shit really having a Benny Hanna's in the backyard Well, you wouldn't want the whole staff and shit. Well, that's what I'm saying, but that's what that would be parking Yeah, your baby house would be like there's a guy just back there waiting.

Go wake Greg up. Just waiting. So okay so. That's rich guy stuff. So it was you said it was a money laundering thing? Yeah his dad started as a money. So is he in jail? I don't know. There's a whole dark story there. I love Aoki. Mary Aoki used to smash cakes in people's face and they smashed in the wrong Karen's face and she went I'm suing so he stopped doing it. Oh he's the one that would smash cakes in people's face, and they smashed in the wrong Karen's face, and she went, I'm suing. So he stopped doing it. Oh, he's the one that would throw cakes at people in the crowd.

She just ruined the party. Yeah. Yeah, man. White girls, white girls, bro. No, but it's like, I know. It's like the people that, you know, if you're suing Red Bull,

cause you don't have wings, you know, and then you're like, oh, you messed up the whole funny campaign. It's all done now. She was probably like this too. Right here. Lost it. There's some great videos of that.

Like sometimes they really get a good one. There's like girl on a guy's shoulders and she's like, yeah, and they slow mow it and the cake just, ooh. You know you don't see much anymore? Is girls showing their tits on their boyfriend's shoulders at concerts? Oh yeah, huh, you don't really.

It's a shame, isn't it? Well, maybe it's just because it's so you could look up tits anywhere at any time. No, but I want to see it at like a fucking Metallica concert. This is just a waste of cake. You got a cake. That's all I see. It's also a long ways to go.

Dude, he was getting good at it, though. Holy shit. Boo! He was getting good at it. See, people love it. You know what? You had to understand it was only a matter of time till someone sued him for that. You know? you rocketed a fucking whole cake at somebody's face

Dude, is he oh, oh look at that fuck. Yeah. No, he was getting good at it He's Peyton Manning over here with the cake He yeah, but that Started it's he just have a cake one day and yeah, I bet they gave to his birthday's like, you know, he's a pride Have a cake one day and yeah, I bet they gave to his birthday. He's like, you know, he's a pride Conscious of his diet was like I don't want this fucking thing. Boom the crowd was like, yeah I'll be like fuck it. You don't you'd be surprised. I don't know a lot of a lot of Chemicals in that a lot of people bring so much stuff. Wait a minute. There's a dickhead. Yeah And then I mean just that made millions for him. Maybe somebody was like throw it at me.

Yeah maybe, maybe. You know, people bring gifts. You ever seen how much. You get a lot of gifts at the shows? Do some people bring you gifts? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, I get sometimes I get like beautiful written letters

that are so sweet that touch me. You ever got a suicide note? Oh yeah, well, well, well, well, like, not a suicide note, but saying like, you took me out of some dark times that- I got a suicide note. When I talked to a therapist, I was like, do I need to do something?

He's like, anybody committing suicide ain't writing a letter to you about it. Right, that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, that makes you feel better. I mean, I've got a ton of stuff online, I like that, but not in person, I have suicide notes. I don't like when people bring food. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I do. No, no, no. I eat all. I don't know these people. I don't know you. I know, don't bring food. I don't know what you're putting in Yeah, yeah. Oh, I do. No, no, no. I eat all. I don't know what to, you don't know these people. I don't know you. I know, don't bring food. I don't know what you're putting in this cookie. I know, I agree.

I have maybe once eaten, if it's like, there was a lady once that was like, I own a bakery and like she gave me her card and obviously made it. Okay, but even still, but you're like, okay. I looked it up and I'm like, all right, all right, all right. But it wasn't just some random chick, it's like, hey, I baked you some cookies.

But dude, I have, yeah. That's gonna be crazy. hey I baked you some cookies dude. I yeah Beef jerky and weed I don't smoke weed never been a weed guy. Yeah, they offer me drugs and beef jerky Well, I mean I like to check that I mean I get off real quick a drugs beef. I get offered weed a lot I know but they just especially I, I think it was because of Wargaholics. Yeah, yeah. Especially like the height of it, people, I go to them and they go, oh you want me?

Because they want to smoke out Montez, you know what I mean? I'm like, no I don't want. Yeah. Oh thank you. Yeah. You guys want beef jerky right now? What?

You guys want beef jerky right now? What kind of jerky is it? It's an Asian style one. It's really good. You made it? You made it? Here we go. No, if you didn't make it, I don't want it. Let me see the bag.

Okay, sure, I made it. What's the bag look like? Is it all weird? It has koi fish on it and shit? Yeah, bro. It'd be funny if you get spare pads. How about just try a little piece of it? I'll try a little piece of it, yeah.

Yeah, bring it here. Sure, I'll try a little piece of it. I haven't eaten it yet. It's in some loose bag, like it's just in a Ziploc. Not even, it's just like a baggie. You'll notice the tenderness. Oh, the guy works for us. Take it easy.

You'll notice the tenderness. Here, give it to me, I'll eat it did they say If you get this on the podcast, we'll say spicy shit. It looks spicy. It's not spicy. How does it look spicy? So I can have it Fuck's sake can I get in get to it is taking a while fucking guy? Go fuck yourself beat it up It is taking them a while. You're like a fucking guy. You know what?

Go fuck yourself. Speed it up. Mmm, this is tender. All right. How is it? The taste? Hook line is tender. You know what this tastes like?

This tastes like foe. Like foe? Like yeah, it's so a little bit. It sure does look spicy, huh? What do we say? Yeah, no, I agree with you. It tastes like foe. It tastes like this was dipped in the foe soup and then they made it into jerky.

Dude, Adidas. That's beautiful. He's smelling, he's liking it. All right, it's just beautiful. Valco, boy! All right. That's beautiful. He's smelling, he's liking it. That is just beautiful. Valco boy! That is beautiful, wow. What a beautiful taste. That shit is tender.

That shit is tender. Yeah. Tastes like cherry blossoms in my mouth though, huh? Can I get a water though? Yeah, maybe I'll get some water after that. It is spicy. I mean, no it's like slightly. No it is, just wait, just wait.

For white people it's spicy, huh? Yeah, no I'm saying you wouldn't say that that's not spicy. I would say it's not spicy. No, no, no, well, Brandon, if you gave that to somebody's mother-in-law and they were like, is this spicy? I'd say no. Well, okay, you're a bad guy then.

What's going on, man? He wants it, he wants it. Oh wow, I've never seen Nick this kind of scared me Yeah, I mean this close Wow. Okay. Well Not good that by choice or they did a challenge a weight loss challenge. Are you kidding me? No, I lost 12 pounds in three weeks. Oh my god with who are you in the thing with Casey? He lost two Well, that's a lot. It's like what now is like yeah now. He's like 46 pounds now, right? Casey lost two pounds

I saw Casey starving himself. You're saying sharkies. He got fucking Eric never said yeah, don't send this shit Casey was trying but then he was going golfing and he was shooting really well And when he shoots in the 70s, then he drinks and he celebrates Shot of 74 though. You don't want it bad enough. I love how Casey hasn't said shit this whole time just like yeah Damn Nick went full sauna put on a tracksuit and shit. You look good full bow nickel Doug. I needed it That was my highest ever. It's 215 pounds. Yeah, let's cut back, huh? Well, you're tall though. Yeah, I don't matter. I'm comfortable with it. Yeah, I's cut back, huh? Well, you're tall though. Yeah, 200's. That don't matter. I'm comfortable with it.

Yeah, same. I'm comfortable with just under 200. Under two? That's what I'm most comfortable with. Really? And you're like 60? But you're comfortable? You're 60?

62, yeah. You're 60. Yeah. But when I'm 210, I feel it, you know? I walk around. I walk like a ball player though, so it's incredible. What kind of ball player? Yeah, what kind of ball player? Curious too. Baseball or bowling? Baseball, like I walk like a ballplayer though. It's incredible. What kind of ballplayer? What kind of ballplayer? Curious too.

Baseball? Bowling? Baseball. I walk like a guy. I walk like a ballplayer. Cricket? No dude. I walk like a guy who, you know, I got it together. And also, that beef jerky was gorgeous. I do wish I had more. Yeah, see? I told you. You have other flavors, Chin? My friends got it. I'll I had more. Yeah, see? I told you. You have other flavors, Chin?

My friends got it. I'll get some more. A nice interesting floral, hint of floral. That's what I said. And you know what? Cherry blossom. And I wouldn't think I would like that, but it had a beautiful kind of like hint of floral kind of... Earthy. This food network show, I would not want to watch.

I thought that was a good one. I don't know if I would say it was earthy, but it had hints of... More floral. No, it had hints of... Cherry more floral no it had a wine tasting cherry balls you know what I was a cherry boss with a sweetness sniffed it I wish I sniffed it first so I could get the nose in there and really have it speak to my nose but after that see the smell test it smelled like fart that might have been Eric, but his bits of everything Korean comes with It's Korean it got a little fart

Well, my Vietnamese friends got it for me, but I think it's Chinese. Oh, I don't like it's always pretty confusing Yeah, it's communist. Yeah, you get it. You got y'all aren't supposed to be working together like costed six thousand dollars It's very expensive. So you guys are lucky to try it. Very cool. Chin hit that in his ass to get it. Oh, that's the tariffs? I went to the barbecue place the other day, like, to grills and shit, because we're going to get a new one. We have an old one that was like, we need to replace the parts. Would you go to Home Depot?

No, a family-owned place. It was cool. It was close by. Oh, sick. Yeah, it was close by at Thousand Oaks. And the guy was super helpful, super nice, but he was like, he's like, you could get the parts, but if you just buy a new one, it won't be that much more expensive. And it wasn't. So I said,

oh, okay, cool. Well, which ones are good? And he said, this one. And he's like, and you should buy it because the prices are going up soon because of the tariffs. And I was just like, oh yeah. No, he said the price are going up. I said, just because everything's going up. And he said, yeah, it'll be probably like $600 more. That's crazy. That means they're making the grills in China and that's also means he's trying to get you to buy didn't I know I think every place you go they're gonna say that well well well to be fair to Chris's point though car sales are up 20% across the board because once the tariffs hit all that

Chinese is gonna go through the roof well they're no but they're there some are made for in China yeah some some of the grills yeah yeah don't buy this shit yeah let's take a little break, Chris. You're already on your cellphone, you're taking a break. You know when a new shirt just becomes your go-to? I have a few of those. I do, thanks to Quince. That's what happened when we picked up

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is that I have Quince pants that I got from Quince and I wear them on stage and I also wear them to relax. They're cool and also chill. There we go. That's all you need to know. I love the luggage. I wish they would let those Chinese cars come to the states though. I know. I know. Just fucking hell yeah. They're far superior cars. I don't even care. I just want to fucking get all sorts of different cars. Rogan said when he went from China, this car

jumps. He goes, blup, blup. They all do crazy shit to you the frog. I don't know why the fuck you'd want that well That's how bored they are out there. It shakes the snow off your car. That's one name. Oh We'll just heat up just fucking use a scraper They're just like no Shane What accent is this now Chinese bro? I don't know No. No. Stupid. I like it to shame. What accent is this now? Chinese, bro. I don't know.

I would love, first of all, that would be fricking annoying. No. You got snow in your car and you're tired in the morning and you gotta do this. Yeah, I know. It's like, why would you want to? No, you probably do it from the thing and the car just goes, boo.

So you gotta be inside. I just said, do you think? I think that I want to, I don't know. I like, I just found out I need to get new Brake pads on my car, but let's see this. I love this guy. Oh, you know him? I follow this guy.

Well, what is he? A super car from China. So this is the Yonghuang U9. It makes 1,287 horsepower from four electric motors, can do 0-60 in 2.3 seconds, has a top speed of 190 miles an hour, and it can jump. But to make it jump, first I have to go inside, and to do that, I just knock. That's awesome. That's incredible. 2.3. This giant vertical touchscreen and a wireless charging pad that cools off your phone

and whenever you charge it, it'll lower so that the G-forces don't take it away. I also get a driving display, paddle shifters to turn on myself driving. I can turn on the car here, shut the doors up here. Look at that fucking logo. I just push and hold this. Oh, that's different then. What the hell? And the reason you can do that is because it has a super advanced hydraulic system that can do things like leap over potholes

And oh hell yeah I would like that That was dope cuz you know how many fucking flat tires I get See it you're not gonna fucking Oh, no Movie car's gonna know it's gonna like analyze the road Pot hole coming you would crash if you hit that while I go. Oh, I yeah my I my butt I blew out my tire the other day

Changing lanes from the five to the four five to the five, because I met the on-ramp, and there was a big, there was a hole in the tire, it was like this. I wish I saw that, bro. I was just on the side of the road, on the freeway, it was crazy. Wow. Should have a drive-by, smoothies!

Um, dude, I, I, My dude! So I, I was, when I moved out of LA, so I probably got my tire changed on my Mercedes with the Lowepro tires seven times because I kept hitting potholes in LA. I moved to where I moved, at our way, zero flat tires because no potholes.

You're not in LA counting. But check this out, four cell phone tickets. Because they're just. You're doing a cell phone? Yeah, but LA they're fucking. You're just a bad driver, huh? No, no, I'm great. No, you've had seven issues. You're running over potholes and you're fucking talking on your phone. On the cell phone. You're the driver. No great You've had seven

You're running over potholes and you're fucking talking on the cell phone. You're the worst. No way, dude. Yeah Not good. How much is this car? Did he say how much it was? can't be cheap 1200 dollars No, what I'm saying is they have a lot of they just do be a fair what's he talking about with this guy's? 70 that guy's great man. His hair is fantastic. Why do you say say that guy's great why'd you ask because he had he does he does the purple one with a demon like amazing cars far right does it it's great look at that logo bro that's my car what do you mean that's car oh god yeah he does just

I hate when he shows all these like Chinese cars because they just like Tesla can't compete with this this. Like the BYD, the electric cars and stuff they have over there. They're, Tesla cannot compete. They started doing it before us though. They had to get a jump on us. The car fucking jumps, dude. And their cars too also have little like

generator engines that take gas. Y'all need to get off the cars nuts. So the cars go 800 miles. But wait, that's gotta hurt when the car jumps. You're just like, you know? It's got good, whatever you call it. Yeah. 233,000.

You know how many better cars are than that for 233,000? What do you mean better? There's so many doper cars you can buy than that. You don't think that car's dope? No, it's electric. Oh, it is? And if it has 1,200 horsepower, that battery life's horrendous.

Yeah, I mean, that's. And then, let's say you do get that out here. Who's gonna fix it? It's a quad. Well, no, no, no, no. I obviously wouldn't get it here. This would be a nightmare. I mean unless you're fucking you know You have money doesn't matter. You'd have the thing at your house though. You know you would just charge Bro maintenance to be a nightmare. No, I'd be hard and I sure as fuck wouldn't pay 233,000 for an electric car a year from now. I'll get that thing for a hundred. What about 20,000?

What's this? See I'm not mad at that, because it doesn't look like an electric car. Under 20 and it has manual windows. It looks like an electric car but hold on, it's $20,000, that's great. Yeah, until you get into it and it's a fucking Lego. I know but you don't need,

but people don't need all that. But they do though, for safety and shit. Oh for safety, sure yeah. Mark knows about it. I'm sure it's pretty safe. It's like a go up a little bit. You can make it an SUV. But they do though for safety and shit. Oh for safety sure. Yeah It's like a Go up a little bit. You can make it an suv you can make it very customizable But that's pretty cool shitty thing is it has roll up windows. Yeah, see I like that It doesn't have it doesn't have a screen, but you can just add all this extra shit to it. Oh got it

It has a very basic base model. Yeah, so yeah the 20,000 idea so it's really 70,000. But look at that Yeah, but wait, but look at these These are cool. You can make them. They're all the same. You can make it how you want. That's pretty cool I like that. You know who's behind is Jeff Bezos. You want one mark? One of these yeah, but who this is an Amazon right now. It's Jeff Bezos invested. This is him. Oh, yeah, he's behind it Yeah, cool. Yeah, I think that that one's cool, I like that one. The reason it works is it doesn't look like all the other electric cars.

I like that one with that. It looks like it could just be a normal truck. To me it looks like an electric car. I like how square it is. It's funny how all these rich guys are trying to do what the other person does. And just let Elon be the guy. Why are you guys not getting involved?

No, no, of course we're not. It'd be like Facebook's the one that's trying to do it all. And Apple's another one too. Apple's like, well, we wanna make a car. And they never came out. And Tesla's like, we're gonna make a phone. It never came out. No, everyone just stay in your lane.

Everyone just stay in your lane. You know? Facebook's like, we're gonna sell stuff. But they can't do that though. But like Mopar and Ford and Porsche make electric cars. No, Elon got to unlock. Just to have, let them, you guys keep making fucking combustion engines Mopar and four and like Porsche make electric cars. No Elon got to unlock just have that Yeah, but you guys keep making fucking combustion engines and let Elon own the electric

Yeah, but separate companies keep need to grow if they don't grow then they die speaking of grow or die my specials But I really appreciate you listen I think I'm like three years ago Yeah, and then also pushing it well know it it came out three years ago my website And then I released a cut of it on my on the YouTube So yes, I three weeks ago. All right. It's over. No, it's uh, it's doing beautifully but the the What were you talking about before that? Yeah, grow or die? Have to grow yeah, otherwise they're gonna die for real. You just keep making badass combustion engine. No, you have to keep growing That's why Starbucks now sells fucking Egg McMuffins.

Don't go, mm, after that. And the quality of their coffee went down. Right. Just make coffee. Focus on what you're doing. No, no, no, no, no. I agree with you. No, but I think that the... I agree with you. I think that the growing is not completely switchy from what you do, but some form of advanced hybrid version of this

is what needs to happen. Because even with combustion engine cars, the gas mileage, it's stupid. We're in 2025 and there's cars on the road that only get 16 miles per gallon. That's dumb shit. It's fucking dumb. We live in an age now where use the technology.

So let's get these engines, get the batteries and the engines together and let's go a thousand miles on one charge. One hour. A thousand miles an hour. So it's just dumb. I think it's just dumb. They're not growing.

All right, but this isn't a car podcast, right? Fuck it, dude. This isn't any. Go fast, all gas or whatever, right? It's drive fast, all gas. Okay, well I hope I never know what it is, but I have a feeling it's coming around the corner. I'll know what it is.

Go fast. It just says, ha! What is this here? Oh yeah, I remember that. That cattle looks like your house, which is funny. This generated the image of Chris, and I tried to face swap it, and it did it to the kid. Look at the kid.

With a beard? Zoom in. And now he has a trans kid. Yeah, and the funny part is just a little girl. And then why do I have a Mexican kid? Yeah. That's hilarious. Oh, guys.

I said hot wife, it didn't do very well. Guys, guys, guys. It's all right. You have to, okay, I started watching this show on Hulu. With how many burgers and hot dogs for three people. Called The American Family. Oh, I just came out, right? Yeah, but I don't like the show,

but I said, because I said it's based on a real thing. Oh, it's a show. They have a documentary about the girl. Just came out? Yes. It's about this little, just like a special needs. You said it three times. Special needs kid.

I'm out, I'm out. Well, no, no, no, but she says she's seven. I'm out. But she's not really seven. That's old. I know, but. No, but, no, but she says she's seven. I'm out. But she's not really seven. Oh, that's an old, that's old. I know, but. No, but don't say is it new when you say it is new. It is new. Cause it just came out. It just said I know. No, the show's new. It's older new. But the documentary's new. Yes. Not new. So seven is out. The story's old, but the documentary stuff is new. How old is she? I think she's really 22 or something. Alright, I'm back in. Yeah, but it's like she's trying to kill the family.

Yeah. And that's real?'s trying to kill the family. Yeah. And that's real? Yeah. I know about that story. The two parents went to jail at first for neglect. This documentary is crazy. I started watching the documentary. I'm like, wow.

I'm back in. This sucks because you're trying to have an open heart and you're trying to adopt some special needs kid who no one wants. And whoops, you got an adult. And it turns out she's fucking 32. What does she look like, Nick? They should have called it, whoops, I got an adult that would have been great Well, isn't this is that a scary movie to see the orphan good? I like it. Keep it. Yeah, it's terrible

Isn't that the orphan remember that and they adopt that Satan Satan's baby. That was that was based off Yeah, this is now I want a real picture the evil kid. Isn't that the doctor showgirl? Now what's crazy? Well, don't draft that kid. No, no, no, no, but that's the six round pick. That's the actress, OK? That's the actress that's playing the real girl. Does she look evil?

I don't know why they picked that actress when you see the picture of the real girl. Ain't that a bitch, though? You get picked to play the evil retarded? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's see the real girl. You're like, what?? You get picked to play the evil retarded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's see the real girl. You're like, what? She doesn't look like that at all.

Meaning what, how does she look? She looks like a, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, I know, yeah. Like that doesn't, but she still looks like, you know. Yeah. You know what I mean?

She looks mean. Yeah, she's got a little neanderthal in her. You know what I'm saying? You know what it is? You know what it is? It's the nose, like Theo's. It's the nose. No, but at that age, I think this is older, but she was saying she was seven.

Right there? In the adoption, it was like a quick, like the adoption agency tried to keep, people kept sending her back. We don't want this kid. Yeah, because she's fucking trying to kill people. And this family, like, you know. You say that one more time, bro.

But grow or die for real though, because everyone's gonna die if she doesn't, you know what I that one more time, bro. But grow or die for real though, because, you know, everyone's gonna die if she doesn't, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, yeah. Like legit, bro. Check this out. If I'm this crazy chick, you know, and the actress that they picked to be her is bananas.

She looks like a dwarf. Cause it looks like, yeah, like Dracula or something. Let me see. Oh, Nuts for R2, dude, I saw that. Let me see the one that plays on the team. It was too artsy. You got casted. It was pretty artsy, I saw Nosferatu. It's too artsy.

Did you see the director's cut of it? Rogan won't pipe down about it. It's all right. He says it's great. I've seen better vampire movies. Yeah, it is way better. It's very unique. And he's thinking, he's not even that artsy

to be liking that movie. No, bro. It's a... And when he's naked, I'm like, show more cock. Hold on, hold on, hold on. The movie Nosferatu is, the vampire is dope. The guy is awesome.

Oh, he's a Hells Angel. Why? He just, he is the beard. I know, yeah, he does. Yeah. And it's kind of like a weird version of the Dracula story. And how he talks is so funny, bro.

He killed it. The guy who played it, he played the clown in It. Oh, that's right. Yep, yep, yep. What's his face? Scar's scar. Scar's scar. But the guy's great, but that's right. Yep. Yep. What's his face scars scars scars the guy's great But Nick has the old one, but but but uh, the the movie is good for this girl. She's finally doing something good

Okay, he goes at the midnight. I come back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Midnight I come back dude for him to Do that voice is a Hells angel. Look at him. He looks dope right there. I honestly. Show him what he's making. I didn't hate it, but I wasn't like, oh wow. I was bored.

I need more killing. I need to be scared. It was so boring. It was boring. You don't know vampires if you enjoy that movie. No, no, no, no. Listen, dude, I'm not saying I liked it. I'm saying, first of all.

In two days. On the Tuesday. Oh, I'm two days liked it. I'm saying first one two days on the Tuesday Hi, yeah, we look up my to Yoda Dude, he is dope though. I kind of they don't show up enough and he's just trying to fuck that girl the entire time Yeah, but he goes about it in a weird roundabout way. He got a bitch ass husband to come. It's track and then he's like Bro, you know talk talk talk to me about it That's the story in Dracula so Dracula is like a long lost

Is reincarnated in this girl? It's a love story He knows he you know and so he brings the guy so he can get rid of him. Yeah And so he brings the guy so he can get rid of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In two days. I understand, but it's like. The one with Wes's face. It's round about. Is a great.

Just go to the bar. The last big Dracula one that came out. Talk about Van Helsing. No, no. 15, 20 years ago. Dead and Living It with Les Nelson? No, no. Good call.

Come on, Stan. Dude. No, no, no, no. Listen, man. That's another version. That's just a portion of the Dracula story. I understand. But it's like he went really around about way.

He was like, I want to buy a house. Come all the way to my village. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Two days. So what? Gary Oldman. Because what? Gary Oldman was great. Because what? Because he needed to buy a house because he needed to bring the ground from his place and he had to take it there. That's the only way he could. The ground? Yeah, because it was like sacred ground.

God. Jack Lennon told us fantastic. Nope. Probably not. You never seen it? No, it wasn't that good. You will not tell you. Adam Sandler's the best.

I can't believe that was 1992. I know. God. I can't. That was so long ago, bro. Dude, I had that poster as a kid. I know, but I feel it feels, wow. The Dracula poster?

Well, Dracula's one of the only books that's like public domain. That's why they make so many movies. Yeah, nobody owns it. Boy, there hasn't been a good Dracula movie besides movie besides Adam Sandman and Motel Transylvania. I just loved that dude in it. You know what? As I look at this, I go, yeah, all these were like, eh. You know what I mean?

There's nothing popping. No one watched True Blood though? Eh, I'm sorry. You liked that show. I didn't see it. Obsessed. Oh, bro. I like True Blood. It just went too long, I thought. It went too many seasons. Snooki. I didn't Yeah, I have a new one hey, why do I hate these I have a new yeah, I gotta get some more because you're a bitch Bro, I haven't been doing mine. I gotta get more on mine cuz I saw I saw Thunderbolts. That was fantastic Well, you know some other yeah The drop drop was good.

This was such a fun movie. Tense Hollywood movie. Fuck yeah. It didn't have a stupid message like the rest of them. Yep. I didn't say that. The actors were mostly good. The two leads were so good together. Oh my, OMG. I didn't say that. And you believe them. Yep. It's real acting guys. I didn't say that. Also the script was okay.

The movie was great. Director took a fine script. Hell yeah. Really elevated it. Fuck yeah, bro. And I'm right about that, I agree with me. I think you need to be more authentic. What? Yeah, I don't like that. Bro, fuck off, look at the other one, man. It was good-ish.

The acting was great, but it was just too long. Hey, stop making movies too long, am I right? Yup, I didn't say that. Could have cut out a lot more, am I right? I didn't say that. So many scenes of the guy looking around and shit. Yeah, fuck. Am I right? Yeah A lot more am I right? I said so many scenes of the guy looking around and shit Yeah, fuck those scenes. There's a scene when he eats a piece of paper because he's so hungry It's just not a good scene. Am I right? Why do you do it? It makes a social commentary, which is cool But it has a hundred percent on rotten tomatoes Rot tomatoes is always so wrong guys. Hell yeah dude.

No, why are you adding stuff? Cause that's what it sounds like dude. It's gay Chris. I do this. I really do this. I really do this dude. You're about this life? I'm really a movie.

I got other ones to, dude I saw this, I rewatched Audition, the Jap, is it Jap, is it Japanese? The Audition? Not Korean. Chin's seen it. If it's good The audition? Not Korean. Chin's seen it. If it's good, it's Korean. Yeah. It's Korean.

You know this one? All this Japanese. It's very weird. And people think it's a masterpiece. Well if it's Japanese, that means there was sex in it. Oh, there's all sorts of sex. With no sound, just. No, what I'm saying is that's the difference.

Koreans don't need to put sex in their movies. Yeah, they don't need that shit. Koreans are about violence and a weird twist story and crazy and darkness Japanese are like it's gotta be like, you know This is crazy violence, you know what I mean? This was people should consider this a pussy people consider this a masterpiece and I'm into Somebody recommends a movie acknowledge him and then they go And they say in their description they say to you do you gotta watch this movie is a masterpiece normally. I'm out

Oh, yeah, yeah, you know I get it sure yes I know you I get whenever the two of you go you gotta watch this I'm out you're you're not the two of you go, you gotta watch this, I'm out. You're not cultured, bro. Yeah, you're just, you guys are stupid shit. You go watch fucking Fast Furious 9. I don't like those, you don't know me, dude. But do you like the car parts? I like documentaries.

Does it not movies you could put a movie theater for? You'd love making a Fast and the Furious. No. No. In the front row in a movie theater. He likes, like, this is based on, like, the real, he's like the real guy from Fast and the Furious. Well, there's no gas, all gas shared, watch this. He likes like this is based on like the real yes, like the real guy

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I mean, just Netflix in general. How many can they make? You can never run out of documentaries. I guess there's gonna be a ditty one, but we just need people to fuck up so they keep making them. Oh, guys! What, didn't his trial start yesterday? Did it?

No, it didn't start. The jury was selected. Oh, I thought, okay. This, we gotta keep a close eye on this. Wanna see what's going on. You think he's gonna get off? Yeah. Wow. I don't think they I don't think they have enough I think he's gonna get off They're trying to get him on a Rico act it doesn't make a lot of sense imagine if he gets off I can't no no

No, I'm just saying like the public. I don't think people give up like what do you mean? I don't think they care. Well, what do you mean? They cared for OJ do without murdered some But I'm saying is these like one thing I did he's murdered some dudes asshole. No one care boys. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People care not boys men One other was wasn't there some no no nothing under it's not a man's ass even the thing a man's ass I don't think he if without that Cassie tape, he would be free right now anyway. They released that. Cassie's been fucked him, yeah.

Yeah. Well they did, that was all calculated. Fine, they still did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad guy. Yeah, that's still him. That's him. That's like when somebody wears a twisty mustache, ironically, it's like you still are wearing

it, you look bad. Sure. I don't know if that's quite... Do you know what I mean? It's like, oh, you're doing it ironically? Cool, you still look bad. Yeah, sure. Oops, I take your girl.

Yeah. Without my twisty mustache, because I don't have one. Whoops! Well, if he has a girl, guess the twisty mustache is what. Yeah, but the chick is mine now, dude. Uh.

Did you guys see the girl is mine Now I'm out oh my god, there's too many church singers Yeah, they're all the same they sound all the same I'm out that you Jamal Roberts if you want to make money is that the one with two baby girls? Yeah, he's good the black dude. I'll give you that it just the way he's my favorite. He's out. That's you Jamal Roberts. If you want to make money, is that the one with two baby girls? Yeah. He's good. The black dude. I'll give you that.

He's my favorite. He's gonna make it. He's already made it because he dresses slick. The gospel guys won't. No problem. They already kicked him off. Oh, they voted out? Good, I voted him out.

You know what they do? They voting off all the fat, no matter how good they sing, all the fat ones are gone. Don't worry. You can't have a fat person. We can't have it. Why?

No, you can't have it. Every fat person can sing. Oh, I get it. Cause they're all fat and they all sound the same. You know why? Cause their fat pushes down on their diaphragm and it makes it fucking project. Yes, yes.

It's one of the benefits. I can't even with these people. Ho, ho, ho. They get a fucking, like, the fat pockets just boom. They could also, yeah. Facts. And I vote them out. No, but you know what?

That's why the farts are worse. Can I tell you something? It's called American Idol. It's not just the greatest singer. It's like you have to be an icon. A star. You have to be a star. And that young black kid has it.

Yeah, he's got it. Yes, he drips some stars. So I'm not surprised that there was this great kind of soul white guy from Europe, from England. Oh yeah, I liked him. The big guy? They kicked him off. Damn, I missed a lot.

And they also kicked off that other one that had the stupid hair. Oh, he had like autism or something? He started on the piano? Oh, no, no, not him. He just got kicked off. God, what a spoiler. But this guy had this dumb hair

and I was like, they finally, the thing I love about American Idol is they come in looking ridiculous. They try to make, they give them stylus. And then they style them up. They see, you know everyone's in tight leather jackets. Yeah I like Carrie Underwood. I do you know. All right. Hey, hey go do your drapes podcast fuck man We guys watching

Take a shower for camera. Yeah brother. What's that? It's one drape by the way. It's not two. What's up, brother? It looks it looks fresh. Yeah, the back does well because you know why I wash my hair I wash my hair maybe two times a week not good for it. I don't care central oils, man It's all or what? Or what I'm gonna get a car crash. No your forehead just keeps him bigger. Yeah Or you can have that look at Walt Goggins. He's fucking killing it. Goggins? Yeah, right? Walter, what's his name? Who? Yeah, now I can't not look at his forehead now.

Brett is lost, bro. I thought David Goggins. I'm like, dude, he has no hair. Oh, that's Chris. Oh, dude, headbutt contest. He wins. Buy us some ads. When your hair looks like a background picture,

and you're bald, and there's just hair standing behind you, that's what that looks like. It looks like a background picture and you're like you're bald and there's just hair standing behind you That's what that looks like It looks like Robocop. No, but it looks like there's just hair standing behind him and about to go like this You know your hair's not that bad yet. It's getting there though. No, it's it I don't know if my hair will ever get to that honestly, but if that looks your side your sides will yeah You're getting there. You're gonna be one of those guys that has a little Sleut up yeah, I don't think you guys can't bully me into thinking that I'm gonna be like this I don't know you're you're a ham sandwich away from that already no Robocop before he put the mask on I see Also, he looks awesome isn't the guy from Robocop the dad in

That 70 show He's in Dexter though he's the man that dipped huge for that he plays the PI in Dexter season 4 everyone just look dude my forehead is not even close to that. Chris we've moved past it just same guy except that your forehead is that that's what you look like now that's what you look like right now yeah on the left. I wouldn't mind, but no. I wouldn't lie, bro. Please put Chris's face on Robocop.

I don't care, dude. Thank you. It's not a big deal. No, that's what I'm saying. I would tell you, it's just not true. You guys just say not true stuff. No, but we're telling you, but you can't see it. You guys, no.

You don't. When you're in denial, you're in denial. Yeah, I know, and I'm not in denial. When I'm in denial, I know I'm in denial. This is not denial. You're in denial about being in denial about would you start taking him? No, I don't care I don't care I don't know maybe if I was really going but that looks fine, I don't Nobody think nobody said it doesn't it's not good

What do you mean? It's not good. He just went like this to he just took his hair He covered his. It's not bad. No, it's not bad. It's not good though. Yes it is. The only reason we like it is because he's crushing it. He's so talented.

No, I always thought he was cool. No, it's like Lizzo. We're like, all right, we'll put up with you kids. No, no, no, no, no. It's not Lizzo. Yeah, it's Lizzo. Yeah, it's him. We let her get away from being fat forever.

It's him, you, and Lizzo. Yeah. it's Liz. Oh, yeah. We let her get away from being fat forever. There's him you and Liz. Oh, yeah I'm kind of in Drop them talk about panties Drop them that's just you're still doing comedy. Yeah. Boo! He's like... Hahaha!

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I was watching trailers on... actually I was doing it on Twitch, okay, and I came across this predator Trailer can't be real and I'm watching this thing and I'm like oh, this is dope and then I realized Oh, this is not even a real trailer. That's in them. That's coming out. They don't make shit Yeah, like if they want a sequel to come out yeah, they make the trailer Yeah, and then they see if it gets me to I'm like what are they gonna do this? You just go one good ideas one Google search They make the trailer for it, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah show? I'm in yeah, he's like You know He's like

I'm freezing So freezing and then Kevin Nealy gets tits on water boy water boy versus alien dude just all Adam Sandler characters Versus he's like who and he says Fuck he's my idol. He's my idol Michael Winslow my baseball pros fucking police academy There are certain series that you go, okay, this we're with this now. Well, yeah, but they, you know. I think I'm done with Aliens. Nah, not me, bro. You saw a show coming out?

Looks dope. On FX? I'm done. Nah, it's too much. Hulu, Hulu. Hulu, FX, yeah. It's going to be on Hulu. This is 40 years.

Come up with a new story. They are. 40 years. But they are. It's fantastic. Well no, some of the alien movies are bad. Thank you. What? The one with Winona Ryder in it is terrible. Part three, yeah. Like she already is dead.

She killed herself on purpose. This part four you mean. I don't know. Yeah, Sigourney Weaver was like, yeah I'm done with this, let's kill me. Then it was like, oh you know what, this makes a lot of money, let's bring her back. And that was that one. That was before, yeah, I'm done with this. Let's kill me. Then it was like, oh, you know what? This makes a lot of money. Let's bring her back.

And that was that one. That was before they started doing prequels and shit. Yeah. So they brought her back out and why no one, why no one rider was in it? Yeah. Was it the girl? She was a robot in that. Oh, she was Skorny Weaver?

Or no? Yeah, you guys figure it out. What else you got, Dick? Oh, I'm sorry, bro. You want to talk about fucking jumping cars? This lady shit on someone's car in a road rage incident. She shit on the guy's car How do you get to that point in a road rage incident? Also, yeah, so matches took a shit. She must have shit look at her. Look at her

You'd never peg her peg her for a car shitter Let me see her Why is the guy being a pussy with the camera he's all scared come on, bro You don't need to see air conditioning That's good. You missed it. Did you see it? Oh, oh, oh she has diarrhea. Oh Can you tell us what happened the lady chased me she chased me and I asked her not to attack Wait she got tased and shit on the car? I have a sickness. But now she's all shitty though.

You said she tased you? Yeah, she tased me. All I can think about right now is her ass is dirty. And I got out and begged her to stop. You know what I mean? She just said. She shit on her car? No, but it's diarrhea.

It's explosive. No, it was the beginning. I realized it was the beginning, yeah. I missed it. Nick, can I see her shit on the car? Well, this is great. If you have to shit and then then someone does this to you you're like, oh, you know Oh disgusting bro, and she sprayed all upon it She might be on the pre-workout mix

She is not on that pre-workout mix. She's on that pre-workout mix. It's way before she worked out done Well, I just want to know They caught they caught her like Like what happened? Yeah dude. Were you laughing at that Casey? It was a delayed laugh so I was asking. I wasn't sure. But the thing is, let's say you really after shit. Yup.

You're already irritated. I had to jump off the treadmill. I mean you're irritated because you're like, oh fuck I gotta shit. Then somebody's messing with you. Yeah. You're like, you know what? No bro, I ain't about it she has an only fans now or before

she did this or before she had it she what is wrong with everything I wanted to punch her in the face but I shit on her car instead and went home now you went in the cop car what an uh what a what the she operates under the name mean with the handle blah blah blah. Okay it was a clean poop. I didn't even have to wipe. There's no way. That big bitch. She's too fat for that ass. Not to wipe the car. I mean what are we talking she thinks it was just like a clean. There's no way. There's no way! That dress is ruined. Those panties are ruined.

That cop car needs to be washed out. I challenge her. Indecent exposure. Disorderly conduct. Criminal mischief. Harassment. Depositing waste on the highway. They should get her for Rico. They should get her for everything. Do you understand that they can arrest

homeless people all the time just for that? Fraud. You know, you know what they say, public urination and stuff like that? Oh wait, I can get arrested for peeing in public? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a meter, man. You can get 25 to life now. Bro, I'm the Ted Bundy of public pissing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I pee in the internet. What, you seduce people first? You're like, hey, get in the back of my van, and then you like fucking pee? Hey, let's go to the park. Yeah, you seduce people first? I just piss. Hey, get in the back of my van, and then you like fucking pee?

Hey, let's go to the park. Yeah, that's crazy. I just, this whole thing is crazy, but I'm just outraged at her thinking I didn't even have to wipe. There's just, there's no way. Even if you have a bidet, you have to wipe. Bro.

No. You know how to clean one? No. Oh yeah, I mean yeah, but youet, you have to wipe. Bro. No. You know how to clean one? No. Oh yeah, I mean yeah, but you don't know until you wipe. Right! And it's also never that, it's usually a turd. What are you, the fucking wipe? It's a turd.

It has to be a dry turd. It just goes the fucking wipe whisperer. He just goes, ah! I don't need to. That one didn't feel, dude, I always feel like my poops are like a... Everyone's around me. It's like, shit.

No, I'm the wipe whisperer. I didn't need to. I hate the ones that are like a lipstick. So no matter how much you wipe, it still comes out. Oh, brother, you mean every time? If I get to seven wipes, I'm in the shower. Oh, dude, no. I'll give up. I'm gangster the seven wipes, I'm in the shower. Oh dude, no, I'll give up. I'm gangster. I'll go till it.

I'll go till the end. Until you feel toilet paper. Until it's raw. No, no, until you can't put toilet paper in because there's so much toilet paper. I flush it multiple times, bro. I'm gangster. I'm about it. When it comes to wiping my bum, I'm about it.

I really am. I'm about that life. I'll get the wet wipes. I just hit the shower. No, I'll get the what you won't use wet wipe shower like you fucking did a workout bro no way yeah man I could you know why I get pissed off at my asshole because I get pissed off at my asshole do shit because you're not you know hey hey my anus you're not making me get into the fucking shower. We're sitting here, we're dealing with it until it's over.

I just don't understand, just come out. I don't get it. I don't understand how so much shit comes out and then there's one little piece that is like, no, right there. You know what you gotta do. There's like a little piece at the opening, like we're not going out.

And they just keep whacking me, it's like. Hold piece at the opening like we're not going out. And they just keep wiping it. Hold! Hold! Hold! Hold it! Hold it! Hold! Hell no, we won't go. Hell no, we won't go. That's what it feels like. Yeah, bro, you get that fucking... Dude, I'll tell you what.

The fucking... If you take Metamucil or something like that, that's gone, bro. You do two wipes, you're gone, you're squeaky clean. That can't be good. But no, no, it's okay, I talked to a park hotelist about this. He said, I said, sometimes I got wipes. You guys have problems with your assholes, huh?

Nah, bro, I asked. Why is this so complicated? It's not, I just asked the guy because I had to get my colonoscopy anyway, so I was like, hey dude, by the way, when I go to the bathroom, sometimes it takes five trillion wipes. Yeah.

And he said, oh, it's, you know, you gotta take this stuff. You gotta hairy asshole. Well this guy, this guy's a UFC fighter, even on the toilet, he's just like, grrr. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of me! Yeah, he's shit, he's like, whoa, whoa.

Yeah! Yeah! Ah! Ah! He whisked his shit tap out. Oh, fuck, I had you. He's squeezing his jar got you shit So you need a little metamucil yeah, but I haven't taken it for a bit so there's this baseball dad who's

one of the parole officers he or he works in the Was it off skid Row the prison downtown? He's like I deal with some crazy downtown. Down on Skid Row. And he's like, I deal with some crazy shit. I'm like, try me. What kind of crazy shit? He's like, OK. As we're eating, he goes, well, today there

was a guy that covered himself in shit and had two turds in his hands and ate him. He goes, that's how my morning started. I'll be in Hamilton, Ontario. That's just like, what are you supposed to do? Craziness. And that's just like what are you supposed to do? He's he's craziness. Yeah. Um and that's where you two are

headed. I I you'd go, you go, you go, I quit. You go, you look at that and you go, I quit. Whatever you're whatever job you have. I asked him, I said, you have to go on the fix. He goes, no, no, I'm the head guy. I have to, I sent

guys in. He goes, I'm not dealing with that **** Literally **** I quit. Whatever job I have at that point. If I see that, I quit. I quit so you got your show There's a guy in the front row last show everyone covered in shit That's it for me. That's it for you. Good night. Ladies and gentlemen. This is my last show Now I think you know why if you don't come up here you'll see or you smell it if you wrote back

Yeah, no, that's disgusting. I always say man. I just What's this? Oh, it looks like a video. I don't want to say yeah, you don't want to see it What do you guys think happens? I'll throw up. We just need you. What the fuck do you think we go up? He's eating shit Close smoking it. Oh I saw this I haven't seen this. I saw this is a Netflix documentary on it It's for serious for four episodes This is a Netflix documentary on it. It's four episodes. He's smoking crack out of his bum or some shit.

This was getting sent around. Everybody's like, my friend sent me this. And it went like all across the nation. Oh, he blows crack into his asshole? Yeah. Talk about a real friend. That's a friend. Talk about a real, oh no, dude, he's,

oh no, he's eating his ass. That's a homie. He's eating his ass. That's a homie. He's eating his ass. He's not even going to jerk him though? That's a homie. That's a good friend. That's one thing, if you can clearly see he just got out of the shower. You know what I mean?

I know. Then I'm like, okay, you an ass eater, I get it. But like this can't be. You know what I don't like about this whole thing? There's no excitement. It's too nonchalant, man. It's like a Tuesday afternoon on 6th Street. It's too clinical?

Yeah, he's just like, yeah, turn around and I'll eat your ass. I like clinical shit. I think he was blowing the smoke because it gets in the eye. I don't think so. It did look like a little extra back there, but... You blow smoke and you're done. He took liberties, but he was trying to get high. Hey, hey, hey, you taking liberties. I swear to God, if I look back at your heart, I'm getting pissed off.

Oh my God. Hey man, you said this would get me high. You said this would get me high, man. You just eat my ass. There's another Instagram account called, it's like doing it in public. And it's just, there's, oh man, I should have sent that to you guys.

Donnie said, y'all talking about eating ass? Have you guys ever done it in public? I never done it in public. Eat ass. No, no, no, no, no, just sex. No. Neither have I. I would have done it on like a balcony,

but not in public. I've been in a car. Well, a car, okay, yeah, a car. That's public. Sure, okay, take a car out of it. Oh, then no. Yeah, but people like to do it. Yeah, there's a thrill of it.

It's dangerous. Yeah, I don't get that. Yeah, like on a beach like to do it like like there's a thrill of it. It's day Yeah, I don't get that. Yeah, like on a beach or something Oh, yeah, I stand in the place here, bro. You get a blanket out. No. Oh, yeah, cuz that helps Yeah, the sands everywhere row everywhere fucking guy you ever been anywhere Yes The guy took liberties Hey, how about this? Don't get Hank to blow the smoke in your ass.

Don't get Hank to blow the smoke in your ass, man. He'll take liberties. He starts eating it. Oh my God. Bro. That's somebody's Frank. Some gay guys are like, no, Frank, no. Oh no, I just wanted to get high.

It depends on who, like, how do you even approach somebody approach somebody like you're in the crack or whatever that is so much You know, you're just willing to try anything. So like who brings it up? But also old guys like I'll do it man, but I gotta get in there It's just one of those things that happens, you know, I'll do it man, but this ain't a free ride man, I gotta eat that ass That's also somebody's friend. Can you imagine? Like, is that Reggie? Yeah. That's a lot.

Yeah, they probably don't have any friends. Well, you probably, I mean, that's the- I bet he had a real life. We're all old enough now that we've gone to high school with people who are like, I'm sure not doing well right now. Yeah, eating ass and stuff. But how would you feel you fucking,

that this viral video goes around and you're just looking and you're like, wait, is that, yeah. Is that Greg from the lacrosse team? Right, you're like, ah, that sucks. Smoking, cracking, eating ass? When does it happen, dude? Whatever happened to Greg?

That was why he played tight end. Little joke there. That's football, he said lacrosse. I know, but you could say it's a little joke because the tight end, because the butt is tight end anyway dude no fucking word I said lacrosse I know and then I took it the extra step I didn't want to have to be like this whole thing I don't want to be like hey guys so what if you did football oh I'm definitely late I'd end I was just fucking throwing

it all right dude you're welcome for the word play Dude, you're welcome for the word play. The dogs looking at me disappointed. Yeah, he was just like this. Really tight end. Like airplane. I don't know. Is that video viral? Like that old man? Yes, like that.

Like I don't I don't think anywhere online because they just get taken down. But it like in group chats, it was just probably on what's that one rumble rumble speaking of our Reese I find a way to reset your algorithm I don't know how I did it you like I saw a video and it was like I did it I have heard about that you delete something and you press a other thing and then all everything's different now now I'm getting like like funny videos and all kind of stuff that Now it's fun again? It's fun again. All the trans girls and OnlyFans chicks are gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is great. To reset your Instagram algorithm, navigate to your profile, then tap the three bar icon, scroll down, what you see, and then the content purposes. Finally tap reset, suggest content, and follow the onscreen instructions. Pretty weird, huh?

Pretty easy, huh? But if they weren't allowing this before, it just wasn't happening. I think I they didn't. This has been around for a bit, a little bit. But the thing too though is that what happens when it's happening is it's still, you know if you look at one thing and then you like, you can't even stop. You're still you bro. You just gotta go. In three months it's gonna be aww tits. Oops, I'm oops, still me. There's no reason to do this. Yeah like Eric's blaming Instagram. Yeah.

Yeah fuck Instagram, they keep showing me all these tits that I look at. But if you send, even if you send one video of something, even if it's a joke like that, you go hey look at this guy's eating this guy's ass yes they see you know it's like oh what how many people are doing this I guess I gotta try this what you keep looking and looking and then it just leads to other things yeah yeah I'll be in Savannah Georgia and Atlanta this week Winnipeg Regina no no no no no that's real I

literally texted him I was like bro is this AI what is this picture I don't No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of sold out crowds don't AI it because it makes it seem like I don't sell out yeah so use this one okay fucking killer huh that is crazy if he had did he have those a billion pictures like this bro laziness it looks a lot it's really weird it but that is so weird I have to you know what I got a shut up about it I got to lay into him for it though You have it already He told the same story yeah, but I didn't bring it up Yes, we didn't see it we didn't see the new photo was a fix, but but you said same pick I said no, it's not it's a different somebody did I did okay? Well, then I didn't bring it up I did okay. Well, then I didn't bring it up. Yes

one With the ass drapes Drapes podcast, but that's a great I think that actually is it better I'm a little AI too. That's real though because I have that shirt and I just doesn't I remember that show It's the Hamilton show I think or London. It was somewhere in Ontario anyway You be anywhere yeah, Anyway. You gonna be anywhere, Eric? Yeah, where am I gonna be? In early June, no, La Jolla Comedy Store coming up in two weeks.

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