The Golden Hour - Tell 'em Greg | The Golden Hour #152 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

The guys talk Brendan's female doppelgänger, their weight training and diet regiments, things that make them fart, the new AI "Friend" necklace, Chris' story about losing his wallet, car maintenance problems, Erik's Austin trip, Casey's hilarious John Gruden impression and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returnsDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN to turn five bucks into $200 in bonus bets if your bet winsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. it's the gold at least when I wear this shit you don't see my legs it looks like Brendan's wearing underwear sometimes

Yeah, that's a lot It's not my fault I got fucking big legs And your little bird legs No, I'm not saying That's not what I'm saying Do that picture you said Brendan

Or that whoever that was Rachel and I would just cackling I knew you'd like it That girl I knew you'd like it Because it looks like you. That's Brandon walking his dog in Texas.

With some big tits. Oh, my God. I wonder what she, is that a guy or a girl? I honestly don't know. It's a girl with a lot of steroids. Well, what's worse is the thing? Like in your mind. Whoa.

Oh, wow. Oh, I've seen her before. Wait, so is, is, what do you think? she can squat, bro. Like, not much, because she's a chick. But yeah, but not much. Probably more to me. A Buick.

Well, what do you squat? I don't know. Do you squat right now? Like, do you even squat? No, I deadlift these days. Squatting can fuck up your back. No, I know. I don't know.

She probably does $2.25 or some shit. She's probably short, too. Right, right, right. But what about, though, you deadlift. She looks like she stinks. She's got it, right? But you deadlift, but does it? Deadlift seems like it would hurt and fuck up your back too, though.

Not if you know what you're doing. Well, yeah, but that goes for squats as well. Yeah, true, but squats, a little more things can go wrong. Okay, I see. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Bro, let me ask a question. I take a fence you think I look like that.

Isn't it better to use one of those squat machines where the weight is like. That doesn't mean, the held where it's held? Yeah. No, those are no, those are no good. I mean, that's better for you. Oh, no. And that's also for a gays. That, that's crazy.

You might as well not even do squats. Right. That's what I think. First of all, first of all, this is why people get hurt at the gym. You know why people get hurt at the gym? Bullying? Because, yeah, bullying. You and Brendan just sitting there like, why, you got to do it all gay?

No, I don't think it's... You shouldn't be in there, then. I don't think if you're going to, I think if you're, if you want to do squats and you're going to use that, what is that called against? Smith Machine, right? I think you might as well just not squat. Just do other exercises. I don't think that that exercise, it's such bullshit.

the hard thing about squatting is trying to balance it yeah yeah Eric Eric let me ask this but even with you were uh but even with the Eric Eric you wear gloves in the gym no okay I only wear a condom but I uh I wear a condom at the gym so I don't get you know HIV but I feel like um well I'm saying but you get all the balancing from my understanding is that's where you get hurt not being able to balance properly yeah well it's the same not fit It's the same thing with bench press. You know what I mean? Like that's people get hurt just trying to manage that.

Benchpress is a lot less likely to get hurt. But yeah, well, more weight you put on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, you have to worry. It's like, that's all the weight you're going to put on there. No, no, no, no, no, no. But I don't work with that much weight at all. But I would never do that Smith machine, though.

And not because of the way it looks. I just feel like it doesn't do it right. You have to do. It's doing the work for you, basically, right? Brendan, fucking agree with me. I agree man my whole thing on this though is if you're worried about getting hurt

from balancing doing bench press get out right right right right right right do some push-ups on the ground come in when you're ready look is it better than nothing yeah I guess but like yeah yeah yeah so you know

and not everyone's trying to be fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger I get that but I don't know I upped my protein though is that crazy or what dude also yeah

What are you talking about? You upped your protein? Yeah, dude. So give us an example of how you've upped it. Okay. Chicken breast? Tuna, salmon, chicken, low, low fat, keeping my carbs under control. You want high fat, dude.

No, no, no, not low fat. Enough fat. My macros are good, okay? Dude, I get enough. You want to, dude, I posted it. Look, I'm going to be fine. Okay. And I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was worried.

No one was worried. I drink I drank my shake With the weight protein bro I'm just I'm sick I'm sick of not Not doing this And I'm gonna do it

I'm locked in right now I'm fucking locked in dude What made you get locked in What happened? Me dude I did it because I wanted to Here we go calories 2016 calories

Protein 226 grams Carbs 161 grams Right in the target area Look at that Fat 47 grams There we go And that's a little

low and I understand I could do more fat but here's the deal I'm losing 10 pounds I'm 210 and I'm losing 10 pounds okay oh I'm too loud I could just be quieter yeah yeah I felt like my ears had 200 grams of protein yeah yeah so but that's good though

and I did that and I had a lot of friends text me how how did you hit that much protein and I just go bro okay so every person that texted you that is are they in a folder called gay No, it was mostly It was probably Brian Cowan was mostly just John DeWalt

But I Yeah, that's a lot of protein But I don't know I never really focus on protein I hate when people talk about protein But I tell you what I hate it I hate it so much But I hate it

This is chat GPT though I just log it in All of that I hate what people talking about When people go like Anytime If somebody use carbs Macros Go get out of my face

Micro anything I don't care It's annoying I don't care I do not care I It's like when it's like when one tells you they do yoga i don't yeah no i know and and and but here's the thing that's why i don't

i don't want to talk about it guys you brought it but but uh you're starting this with like guys i don't i don't i'd rather keep this private but but but what i'm doing is uh you're cutting all this out yeah but what i'm doing is uh talking to chat chat gpd about it and let's just see if this if this makes me fucking shredded ridiculous then let's just see chat gpt change my life. Yeah, well, Chad CBT is probably telling you what you want to hear. Well, it does, but, but I, but I, I, um, I argue with it, you know what I mean. Like, I make sure that it lets me know.

It said, I, you know, I, I, I blew past my, my carbs the other day and they were like, buddy, you know, so it's all, it's all. I mean, I just wish your phone was just aware of you at all time. Like, it was like, you know, you're about to reach for something and it goes, uh, uh, that would be dope, dude, I would like, I would like that, shaming from chat GBT. I would really like, I would really like, I would really like that, too. I would like it to.

As a matter of fact, I want to locate her inside me because I thought about this. And I know obviously you don't want that because the government's going to, you know, all that shit. What can the government do? It's a slippery slope. But dude, I'm listening to this podcast case file and it's always like, she went missing for like six months.

And it's like, dude, if she just had a locator in her, her family could have found her. And I know people are like, yeah, but that's an invasion of privacy. Yeah, it's better than getting R-worded and murdered. Oh, I'm a little less private. I'm a little less private, but my asshole is still just for shitting, you know, and farting, especially with the protein, you know, and maybe just a finger to the first knuckle.

No, no, no, what I want to know is with the protein thing is, is our, and I don't know this, but our farts worse, because I woke up in the middle of the night and there was a candle lit, my, Kristen lit a candle. And I don't know why, but it wasn't because we were romantic. So I was thinking it was maybe because I was farting in my sleep. That's funny that in your house, the candle is for both. Yeah. Well, for romance and for like, I disgusted with you.

For romance, for romance, it's the candles. For farts, it's the candle and D'Angelo music. Stupid. Protein can make farts smell worse, mainly because of the high protein foods, especially animal proteins. Facts. I'll tell you what does it for me is broccoli. It's not the protein.

I eat broccoli. Boy, bombs over Baghdad. Nice, nice, nice. Me too. Yeah, so do you, uh, huh, so, what did you eat like yesterday, bro? What did I eat yesterday? I want to know what both y'all ate. Let's see, I was on the plane.

No, it's fucked already. It's tough. So I had like a, you know, lunch, I got like right around breakfast time. It was like the end of breakfast, but I still had, like, I had a breakfast on the plane. Then when I got home. He's not even saying what, though, you know? No, it was like eggs in. All right, whatever they had.

They usually have like some bullshit frittata. Yeah, yeah. It was like eggs, sausage. And it's terrible. It's not real food. And then I got home and I got like a steak burrito and that was it for the day. So that's a low. That was like around six.

Low calorie day. Yeah. Well, if I don't eat. The thing is it's like I don't eat. Like I say, I don't eat after eight. So if I don't get my dinner. Yeah. Oh, okay.

So this is good. This is good. I see I'm jacked on this. Bro. I'm such an addict. Man, I'm such an addict, dude. When I found out chat,

GPD could log all this shit, I'm going crazy, man. I love it. But does chat GBT figure out all everything? You just tell them what you ate and they figure it all out. Sometimes I tell them my workouts and it's like, all right, you're working with a deficit here. You can do it. Oh, man, I'm, oh, that's great.

They got a friend, they got this thing. I talked about it and congrats this, but the friend around the neck. You just talk about this? You see this? The friend. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, basically black mirror. I don't like it. Look at it.

There we go. And what does it do? Friend.com. There it is. You just plug it in and you wear it. Uh-huh. And you can fucking. what look at look look at the things you could ask it

I mean what the fuck's it doing you'd be at a museum be like what's this all about does it have a camera on it obvious it's not how the fuck's like gonna help me my workout though so it's just like the glasses but people that don't want to wear glasses they wear a necklace yeah stupid oh it's not stupid bro then the glasses are stupid you're stupid how am I stupid I don't even have one

look it's a disaster product look no I like the glasses the glasses yeah I just wanted to be simple. This one's just sad. Yeah. Made it. Oh, it's like a digital friend.

That looks dumb. Yes. Bro. Everybody's got to be flavor, flave. It's sad. Oh, so they just wrote you at least we're outside.

Oh, this is so sad. So it doesn't talk? I guess not. I don't know. I mean, it will. Oh, here we go. Watch. You can do it.

Look, look, look, look. Look. Look. He's playing video games with two guys and a friend. I hate this game. So wait, what did it? Oh my God, bro. You got real friends there.

It's got shit to you? Just talk to them. It talks shit to you, he said. Oh, no, that's... This show's completely under rate. Dude, why would anybody buy this? How's the falafel? How's the falafel, bitch?

Third one of the day. Sorry, I got you messy. oh this is crazy well you know what I'm gonna come on it for sure oh god and yours's gonna be like yum no we would talk shit

that's all you got yeah yeah oh bucaki besides her she goes everywhere with you right bro red flag if you're dating a girl and she has it around her neck

red flag are yeah first of all this wait stop stop this is terrible I hate it this is what my problem was with the remember the google glasses so the google glasses were just fucking dumbass

shit that would go around your face it tanked horribly i know because it's fucking stupid okay yeah look how dumb it looks really that necklace looks on her nobody's gonna get no no dumb it's like the mics we wore for the ultimate fighter imagine your wife guys but very similar imagine your wife comes home imagine christin comes home and she's got a it's like it this yeah yeah so hey babe And then she goes like this In the middle of our conversation She goes like this Hold on a second

Then she looked at her Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah It would not Actually it'd be like that Mm-hmm Yeah I mean she goes

Oh Am I going to have to light a candle Did Chris fart again? No yours But yours would still be Oh see how you fucked it up It's good It's perfect

The ding to ding things Chrisley.com That strange things can't be cheap Right yeah No no But this is the thing You know what this this is like this isn't going to work i don't think so no it's not going to work at all

because that thing is too big it's stupid this is like the first version of the thing that just isn't going to work and then there's going to be a better version no but but here's the thing too this thing we like that movie her just make it your phone well that's what it needs to be like why is it just the phone what what what you know what you mean like you mean to tell me you have to have a thing that's like so it's like so it's almost like having bluetooth so you're like a old black dude you know that that wears Bluetooth everywhere that's so funny you know what I'm saying but now it's like here Quincy. Any time I see somebody I'm going to call him Quincy

yeah I've seen dudes out in public with like Bluetooth this big you know they just and they just just walk just a cowboy hat connected to it what a football helmet I don't get that it should just be the phone your phone is I got a speaker on it it's got a you know a microphone on it it's got the camera you don't you have to go

to it to be like oh what did you just say it should just be that you don't need that necklace it's superfluous let's take a little break from chat with the boys at golden hour i'm in austin they're in la all good either way the weather is cooling down and i'm swapping in the pieces that actually get the job done warm durable and built to last and quince delivers that every time with wardrobe staples that carry you through the season and look and fly quince has the kind of false staples you actually want to wear on repeat like 100% mongoling cashmere

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Where are you? Here I am. Oh, shit. That's how I, when I lose my phone and stuff, you don't need a fucking necklace. Hey, Siri. Where's my wallet? I lost it. You're so fucking stupid.

You lost your green wallet? Yeah, and yeah. Where? Vegas. I don't want to talk about. about that either. It's gone. It's gone. And then I lost, and then I was my backup wallet. I'm, I'm so upset. How did you lose your wallet? Work us through it. I, I, where was your wallet that you lost it? I have a reason. And, and, and because I, I tell you

right now, I've never lost anything. Dude, I'm very good at it. I'm very good at having all my things. Oh, and that means that you probably have some stuff that I hate that. I hate losing my wallet. So, I have a picture of wolf on my wallet that if I lost it, I would just be distraught. But you, but pictures. Couldn't you print another one? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Okay.

Get a tattoo on your, did you get a tattoo of it so you never lose it. This guy on your. Yeah. Stomach. Um, okay. So I would,

I would lose it because I'm losing weight. Uh-huh. So Wolf would change. Nice. He would go from Wolf to change. As he, as Wolf gained weight, you'd be like,

you got to thin up to make this tattoo look. Um, no, I, I was paying for something. Mm-hmm. And as I was paying for something in Vegas, I got a FaceTime from Calvin, and he got like a really,

he was so excited about this rare Pokemon card he got. So I, I fucked up. Now I get it. I was so happy. Yeah, now I understand. Because you are kind of dude, this is how Chris is.

One time ever, he left his phone unattended. We were at a restaurant. Yeah, I remember this. And he left his phone on the counter. I don't know why. And I picked it up and I was so excited. I went right to his Twitter and said, I'm gay.

As if that's how I would come out of the closet. But I was so excited. I get it. I get it. You know, so that's why I'm surprised at you. But now I know why, because I would do the same thing. If something was a wolf was whatever and I would be like, oh my God. And I went back by the time I went back, it wasn't there.

So maybe somebody took it. But so anyway, the thing about that is I accept that. That's the game, bro. If I leave my phone like that, that's so. stupid you I accept that I accept it and when you went back to the people you were like hey is my wallet yeah they didn't know anything oh dude I went to the I hated it because I went to the lost and found and Vegas I'm like I'm like Vegas hey Vegas just look at the cameras you can tell and they're just like we'll get to it well never what hotel was it Chris uh the circus

the win yeah you know what I hate now this is the thing that they're doing so one time I left some shoes in my i knew i left them and i'm hitting them and they go well okay you you need to go to this app and do this request and i'm saying to them it's i know where it is i know where the shoes are dude can you just it's so shitty dude i was with uh yeah but don't lose your stuff right you're both grown men right i do agree but but i think for lost and found but i think someone took it too old all right dude you're too old for i can't wait till you fucking lose something

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what i do see you yeah i understand bye yeah but what are we not how are we not doing that yeah you're saying you don't go to the lost and found no that's bullshit bro 40 at the point that you have to go to lost and found

it's over anyway that's what I'm saying if you're under 14 loss and found isn't for you a couple weeks ago I'm out and I forgot where I was with Matt and his crew you know we're out doing shows and then like I remember

I was sitting on this couch and we're waiting for the car to come get us and I had like loose pants on and I and I I dropped my wallet but I didn't realize until we got to the we were at this you know all pockets should be this way none should be this way dude are you kidding me bro you know so then so then like he's Matt says all right everybody got their ID because we're getting on this jet right and I go oh fuck I can't find my wallet you know that I call the hotel and I'm like I go hey I was sitting right there and my room number was whatever right and then the lady goes she goes oh yeah we found it and we called the guy and they already came back and got it these motherfuckers were trying

they had my wallet who mad had my wallet I was so mad I said how long are you gonna let this go real friends that's your friends it's such a hassle

when you lose your wallet when you get all your shit order the cards again your ID I'm always worried about that when I'm on the road That's why I carry my passport with me also Just in a secret pocket You know Because can you even imagine

Can you even imagine You're on the road someplace You get to the airport and you're like Oh fuck I don't have any wallet You can still get there's There's ways to get past TSA without an ID You have clear right

There's ways to do it Yeah but what if you get the one where they go Oh you got flagged for True Yeah But there are ways to do it And also I will tell you this the one time

I didn't travel with my passport the one time in decades was the Vegas trip oh god and so I didn't have that either I was just a guy idiot walking around a sim

I was just a fucking Vegas you just drive back yeah I know and then also not gamble at all because I had no money and won $5,000 and then didn't get to pick it up because I didn't have my ID

well Vegas is weird like that too because I was like this is another I was with Tim Allen you know he lost his car to his hotel room didn't have his wallet he's up at the front desk

and he's like can you just give me my thing and the lady was like no he's just like no way he's like I'm from home improved what if he went like this

what if he went like this RRR R R R R R R but it was just funny how she wouldn't do it then the fucking one of the manager people

comes over and goes I was so sorry sir blah blah but then funny because Tim said later because you know what I want to hire that chick that's somebody to keep You know what?

This is the rules. You got to have your wallet. Yeah. You know Tim Allen needs his keys too. Yeah. Oh, card. It was a card. Cut it up, though.

Yeah. Nick, everybody. I don't know if he does that anymore. He's the candy man. Well, he was. He was. That's a Norm MacDonald reference. I love it, Nick.

Yes, sir. It is? The candy man. He's like, they ever call you the candy man? He's like, what? Oh. He's like, no. He's like, they never called you the candy man.

prison? Yeah, Norm McDonald's just roasting him. Oh, wow. And it's super awkward. Really? Where was it? Norm McDonald's podcast is so funny. Oh, really? Yeah, it was live and you can tell he's like, doesn't want to talk about it. Good, bring that up. Wow. Almost got out of here.

Yes, I did. What about? For something about 650 grams of cocaine, you were found with or something? Jesus, yes. That sounds like enough to kill him. Wow. Did you ever hear? wondering about this. Like, in prison, did you ever heard somebody? Like, I don't know, maybe you just heard somebody at some point

go, hey that, Mr. Candyman. What the fuck? It was a long way to go for that. Hey, that Mr. Kenan, how about I have something of that cocaine? Like, were you expected, in other words, to get cocaine? No, I was not. I was not expected to do that.

I'm really happy that you brought that up. No, it was good. It was really good. That's Mr. Cannonman. Hey, Mr. Candyman. God, that is so Norm MacDonald. That is so Norm McDonnell. And then also the moment that Norm McDonnell in his mind realizes that, oh, I'm in this dude's head.

He don't like this. Yeah. Then he was like, oh, okay. And the candy man can. I think he would have done it anyway. Who can bring your cocaine? He does it at the end, too. He keeps doing it.

Candy man. Oh, wow. But you know what, though? I'm sure if, you know, Tim was like, man, can you take that down? He would have been like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he didn't care. No, right, yeah.

For sure, yeah. So, Tim Allen's a... He seemed like a good dude. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would do this casino gig with him and then, uh, I go to his room, you know? You just, not what you expect from someone like that, you know? He's the door and he goes, hey, what's up, bitch?

Oh, nice. You know, he's real, like, he's like, real outgoing and like, you know... Oh, cool. But, like, when you're like, you know, a Disney movie and, you know, you have this, like, outward persona that people think you have to have because, like, there's so much money involved, you know? Yeah. I'm just like, God, that guy's rich.

You know what I mean? God, that guy is so rich. I mean, it's Buzz Light here. It's crazy. Like, we did a casino in San Diego. Uh-huh. And he was like, well, I'll do it if you fly me, like helicopter me right to the casino.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Guess what they did. Of course they did. He has so many cars. So, wait, but the one thing about him that I just don't understand is those tinted glasses are so weird. to have that people wear tinted glasses it looks so stupid it does look weird dude

it's stupid yeah i know brandon has his money i would do it brennan has it but but what's your excuse today because brenden has because brennan has uh he's 40 and they're the bigger versions of it it's it's a little bit like hey i got these silly glasses on tim allen it's like oh these are these are dope you know what's funny thing about him what he's really into he's super through the technology. Really? Yeah.

Like I would, every time I saw him, I, when I see him, I go, all right, what phone you got today, you know?

And he'll be like, ah, yeah, they gave me, they sent me this. Yeah, yeah. And there'll be some newfangled phone where you're like,

wow, like he'll get it first. Damn. I saw him outside of a Starbucks once and he was driving one of those fucking rare, what was the Porsche that was, is really hard to drive?

They call it the Widowmaker. Something like that. What the hell? The career GT. oh man he was I'm talking I'm looking at you right

it's like every time I look over at Brendan he's in a new position I'm a little uncomfortable he's like that fucking Ray J with the hat

yeah he's like this you look over he's like this that's what I felt like I was like this because I swear I just looked at him

and he was like this and then all of a sudden he's like this and I'm like I'm a little uncomfortable it's a little hot in here no that's not it Nick

um yeah That's not it. But I guess that is what is. That's what's called the Widowmaker. They call the Career GT, the Widowmaker, too. It's the same one that Paul Walker died in. Oh, no.

Yeah, that one. That's it. They're hard to drive. I believe that's what he had. There's no traction control. Well, he had both, Tim Houndellon's got a big ass, you know, playpen garage for all his cars and stuff. Oh, bro.

It's Jay Leno and then fucking Toolman Taylor. Those boys got endless cars. Yeah. Yeah. If you're into it, you're into it, right? I wonder what I'd be like. that's that's a that's a hobby you have to be rich you know oh yeah man what do you mean cars oh at their level at their i mean i'm not rich and i have some cool cars but at their they

j leno has another staff just to take care and service his cars yeah yeah yeah there was like jerry seinfield pays a pays a guy like four million dollars a year just to restore his porches 365 days a year yeah and like some of those Bugatti's just to change the oil just to change the oil is $25,000

Did you imagine? You do it like every thousand miles I'm gonna go to Chevron Even if I was This is the thing You know I'll go to Chevron It's a mentality too though Because like

Like if you were You know The lottery is a billion dollars You win it You have a billion dollars Right now I still wouldn't do that Yeah

I would have a lot billion dollars in going to take this somebody you you all would convince me you got this money now you got to buy this card i'd be like okay fine so i pull up in my boogadi at the fucking it will break you get a lemon the second time because like first i would go to jiffy loop and they would be like i don't know yeah yeah and i'd be like oh fuck i got to go brandon where do i go he'd be like you don't go to jiffy leave you got to go this place i would go in there and they'd be like well it's twenty five thousand dollars and i would be like goodbye for me. I'm like, no. This is like

I think they might have opened a place in North America, but years ago, the only place that would service them was Bugatti and they're in Europe. So you'd have to pay for the transportation from, let's say, L.A. all the way to fucking Europe just to change the way. What, yearly? Not yearly.

Yearly, bud. Yeah, the cost of Bugatti's are fucking exhausting. I don't even, my lucid, my lucid is driving me, is driving me crazy. because there's only I have some like jamage I have to get fixed and there's only three places oh no that you could get it done and none of them are in Santa Clarita it's part of the car then yeah that's what I said I put some tape on it I said well there we go kuna dent people think

I'm poor I'm just not going over there yeah and then I went to the place and I was telling the guy because I was in L.A so I was like hey man he comes out with his phone he's telling me all the stuff and I was like well you're going to get back to me well you know I had to the motherfucker never got back to me so that's another thing too yeah they don't care you don't care they're like i don't want to do it you know what because i was like no i'm not insurance i'm just going to do this lucid ain't there yet yeah they're there but they're just not there no but i'm saying they're not there yeah no they ain't there there they're out but they're not there yeah i don't know i couldn't even imagine like where you go for some of the like like if you wreck your cyber truck

is there you do you take teslas to tesla for like body work for body work i don't know i would assume especially with that frame, that aluminum frame. Yeah, it's like a weird, like, you know. It's just filled with gay dudes. No, gay dudes don't come out of your car if you go. No, when you go to the mechanic place. Who is this, Bruce? Yeah, you open the thing and it's like,

I'm every woman. You know what? Yeah, uh, no, that doesn't fucking happen, guys. Okay. Yeah, it does, Chris. I've seen it. Well. What?

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Hopefully I can hear it. This is you and Matt when you were kids. That's you and Matt. Y'all have that video someplace. That's the same guy. That's two guys singing to each other. It's him grown up, dude. That's him singing as a kid.

kid and then that's him now. You're defending this, but not Tesla? Where do you get that from? It is? You don't understand art, Chris. This guy's when he was 70s, like, I got the best idea. It's going to take 10 years.

First of all, I love this kind of stuff. Well, yeah, but young people doing dumb shit. No. Oh, my God. No, he can't. Yeah, he can sing. No, he can't, dude.

No, he can't sing. What is this? Wait, hold on. You guys. we're burying this the wrong way the lead what what is what is what is what is this I think they're just trying to recreate like

people do music and like collapse and okay and but these guys are just white and corny okay so but they know each other and they made this I think so which was the original name of this podcast white and corny and I will hold it and then and then I want to get to this play again for me this before Nick Brendan why are you taking

such hard stances on this video how do you know I enjoy it man I enjoy it too when he's a kid but I'm like they know each other he's like no you motherfucker it's him

there's a video of him and Jay someplace he's like he's not brothers you fucking idiots it's the same guy it's just not the same guy dude all right Tell them I never do

Okay, do they know each They know each other? It's the same guy Brennan What the fuck are you talking about? Would you just see Fight Club? It's not the same guy It is.

It's him older. No, it's not. This is old footage. Look at the fucking speed. Look at the headphones he's wearing. All right. All right. Play it again.

Look at the Harry Potter poster in the back. How old is that? Eric, you would know. Same nose. Same eyes. He's starting to sway me. Why would he say, tell him Greg to himself?

Because it's the joke of it. It's like, get him, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's something so Chris Delia right there you would do. If you did this And it was like young Chris You would be like Yeah tell him Chris

I believe that I don't believe that that's a guy That does that Let's see the description Yeah I'll watch old videos And myself I'm like ooh don't hurt them

It's a repost Oh okay Well you're not talking about Your fight videos Right Yes sir Top 10 All right

We scroll down Let's see what the comment Don't hurt them Um Tell him Greg I think What do you think is worse The laugh

Or tell him Greg No, I just think is I don't know what this is Well, first of all He doesn't Okay, hold on, here we go I'm just saying Why would he

It's not even It's not long enough Why didn't it? Well, now he was He was, I feel like he could sing When he's a kid And now he's fucking It didn't turn out

What he thought You know what? There's a rapper like this I got to to find the video, I'll send it to you, Nick. But there's a dude just, when he was like 13, he's doing this cipher and it's like killing it. And now he's older and it's just, I feel like he lost the mojo.

Oh, I want to see that. I got to see that. Okay, I would show you right now. Rap is a young man's gay man. Let me tell you something, dude. What is that? Melly Mell came out with a new song. Uh-huh. You listening to me?

Melly Meli, Eric knows. Yeah, who's that? Bro, uh, he, they did the broken glass everywhere. People pissing on the streets like you just don't care. I don't care. Yeah, I remember them. Get him, Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get him, he's 60 now. Oh, yeah. Bro, and he has a song and it is totally up my fucking crank sucking alley. I love it, dude, because he goes like this. Motherfucking, yo, yeah, in the middle of it goes like, I'm 60. Dude, and he means it and he's like, it's dope. Oh, I love it, bro.

I don't know where it is. See if you could find it. But he goes, I'm 60. And then I think he says N-word after that, which makes it even better. Yes, I found it. This is perfect. Okay, hold up. Melly Mel song.

Yes. I wonder, I thought, who did I send it to? This is the, she can't really play it on here. Oh, because it's a song. That's right. We can edit it out though, fucking hit it. Yeah, true. Do you know which?

Yeah, I don't know. where it is or what it is. So it's just bad fodder. All right, so this is the kid. Let's just chalk it up to bad fodder. All right, so this is the kid when he was 13. Nothing we can do about it. This is him at 13.

And then you look at him now and it's just not the same. Yeah. Well, everyone grows up, right? I know, but you would think you would. Why is this guy, what's this guy's name, Chase, Chance? Why is Chance the rapper? Lil D. No, I do.

I do. What was Lil D? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is when he was 13. Oh, he was nice? Yeah. Really?

Nice with it at 13. Okay, let's see what's up. Oh. If you can't see that, you need a new prescription. I'm the landlord. Today is your eviction. I'm like big pun with some J. Cole mixed in. I'm a rapper and still maintain the honor roll.

I'm on a row for making all the Fsies fall like dominoes. Can't wait till the day that I'm discovered. I'll be the greatest even though I got white skin color. I'm watching over your rappers. Just call me big. 13? I'm on some August shit

I'm also just a Fallon of his videos That'd been Formed it started And become dominant Don't think you're gonna get away With all you're talking shit Because after you go shoot the fire

There's gonna be a consequence Post Malone kids in school Like congratulations Finn shouting like my mother back Graduation Okay now That's that That rips bro

But see now he This is who he is now Look at like you know You can go to his You know I didn't like that You see, he looks different? But the guy's 13.

Yeah, he was 13. Yeah, it's 13. If a 30-year-old's doing it, you'd be like, okay. Yeah, but now- The kid's fucking 13, bro. God, you're such a tough critic, man. Today I'm tough, dude. I didn't like that at all.

I don't like his page right now. Oh, his page looks kind of wild. All right. And Brandon's in a new position, everybody. Yep. Ray J. Hat. Okay, let's get. I guess the one on the left. Just any one of them.

Looks like the one on left. You just pick any one of them, and you'll see the difference. I can't hear it. Is it good? I mean, he's just doing, yeah. It's cool when a 13 year old can do it. Actually, and that one's actually better than the other. Like I was just like, I've watched a few of his videos and I'm like, oh, it's different now.

No, no, no. This is like watching a documentary on fucking Pamela Anderson. It's a sad story. So you're telling me when he was 11, when he was 11, he had all this potential. 13. He was nice. He goes viral. and all this shit

and it hasn't worked out he was nice I mean it's working out he's outside of a store rapping that's all it's what it is nowadays you know you fucking he's outside of a target yeah no no no let no shade

I'm just saying it's different you know what I mean you know you know it's like that's what happens too your voice changes your you got some meat on his bones that's what I'm saying I think this is just like that other video

also he was hungry when he was 13 he was like I'm yeah and now he's just like like, she, I've been doing this for 20 years or whatever. Seven years later. Spectacular binacular, you know what I mean? You like it.

You liked it. Nah, it's just the kid had flow. Yeah, it was like, that quote, music is life. That's why our hearts have beats. No, now, see, and with that, I'm out. No, no, I'm in now. I'm more in.

That'll make you mad. That'll make you mad. This is like, oh, wow, Rick Glassman follows him. That's like to keep it real. That's how I found this guy through Rick Glassman. Oh, dude. It was a, you know, somebody, you know how you, like, you get recommended. Yeah, that's how I met you.

That's how I met you. Ha. All right. Well, that's cool. Oh, wait. I'm going to be in Europe. I'm going to be in Europe. I'm going to be in Waco, Texas, Midland, Texas, Syracuse, New York, Hamilton, Ontario, Chicago, Illinois.

Look at that, dude. Chrislia. Go get that. Go get that. Go get that. Let me know. Let me know. Let me know.

where are we right now what's the date damn day after christmas chris yeah but it's oxnard so i can drive there damn doing so much stuff i can't even that's so santa can come right take it easy er yeah that's so santa okay and uh let's see in november i'm gonna be at the den theater in chicago making it up making a place up and then uh the house of comedy in minnesota that weekend is seventh and eight not a place okay and then i'm gonna be at some weird places of chuckle heaven at a beer hoss and Lincoln Chuckle heaven.

Fuck you guys are making it off dude. Can I have a little? Is it okay? Can I have something? What is it? No, now you know what I'm doing what I'm doing what I'm done with you? Go to Christalia. I'm going to have a little section on Christalia.com.

He's going to play the Oshkanazi Cabet. Yeah, I'm playing at some weird places, man. I'm going to be in Lincoln, Nebraska. Okay, how about that? Can I just say that? I'll be in Lincoln. I've been there.

I know it's a place. All right. Well, there you go. House of Comedy's. I'm going to be in Austin, Minnesota, Lansing Corners. Sorry. That's a made up, dude. He took two city and a state.

Is that close to a house? He combined two. That's fake. No, it's not. That's crazy. I know. That's what I'm saying. Actually, I got to, you know what?

It's making me go, I got to hit them up. Be like, is this okay? My agent was sent me anywhere. I don't mind. You're drunk as fuck. You don't give a fuck. I love it. And I'll be at the.

Yeah, it was just there. Put them back. I'll be at the comedy cabin in game, uh, in Wisconsin. mother fucker comedy cabin in december and then i have a christ christ is in detroit head on a swivel i was just there this weekend head on a swivel wow really why this is the number one most dangerous city in america had on a swivel christopher don't say that like that again please head on a swivel sir uh i will keep my head on a swivel and i will fucking play that royal oak majestic that's the same person chris you could see it oh god that kid is done with

the bottom. I just let you know. Nick's got it on the screen. Okay? It's on the screen. If it's on the screen, I'm going to fucking say something about it. That guy isn't related. That's not the older guy in the video. Oh, see? That guy is this account that reposted this video.

Here's a better question. Here's a better question. Well, now it's weird. I don't get the point of the video, Nick. I don't either. But Brendan's four... Why are you showing us this? Brennan's four sentences away from saying it's well-documented that same guy. Because that video right up Chris. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

You guys, whatever the video is, it's a masterpiece. Okay? David Lynch is my favorite director. So, so I don't know what those movies mean at all. So this is David Lynch level? I mean, by mistake, though. What's your favorite

David Lynch movie? Mahalo and Drive. Or uh, uh, probably Mahal and Drive. Um, uh, yeah, I think so. I just saw this. They're all good though they're all weird and good yeah they're weird he's a weird guy i like him i like weirdness i just i just uh first of all i finished black rabbit yeah this guy it was eh it was okay

it was just okay no i finished black rabbit and then i also finished this one wayward that one was weird no hey man hey this this guy's movie sucks nah you're crazy oh really yeah which ones do well well mohoan drive won i didn't it win like best picture or something dude the elephant Man was a 25 years ago. What else you got? Well, he's dead. Brendan.

Is he? Is he? This guy, dude. Hey, Hey, that's well documented. Yes, yes,

yes. Wait, what's his name? Unbelievable, bro. You're, you're, you're creme de la creme today.

That's, that was, uh, it says years active. David Lynch. Oh. Dude, you know what it is? I thought you said, I thought, I'm thinking of.

David Fincher. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's great, too. He creates slappers. Yeah, he's great too. You brought up this random guy that we got through about. He's a literal legend. Like, was a living legend, too, up until he died.

His Wikipedia page is so long. Yeah. I get to his filmography. He's fantastic. But I will say David Fincher's great. And I guess they are making another, uh, what's that one called? Mine, Mine Hunter. It keeps going back and forth.

They've been saying that literally for five years. I know, I know. I think they're finally working on. I really want to. I love that show. I think he's working on the scripts right now. You love that show. Fuck, I love that show.

And then that, that scary show that, um, our boy Ryan Murphy, uh, produced comes out Friday this Friday. That's great. Oh, that'll be Sarge pizza and that's what I'm doing. On the flight to fucking Oslo, dude. We'll, we'll zip. I love downloading Netflix shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, they're making a new, uh, what do you call it? Social network. social something. I don't know, but I know the story. I don't want to see that. They're doing it again. You know what's weird?

If somebody's alive and then somebody's playing that person, it is weird. I don't think that, I don't think that Mark, what's his name? Zuckerberg. I don't think Zuckerberg and the character that Wusses played in that movie. I don't think they're similar at all. That's what was weird about it to me. This guy's alive. Did he sign off on this?

You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. He's not like that. That's not who he is. So ain't shit. They shouldn't be making multiple movies about this cuck. He ain't shit. Why does he get two movies?

Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I mean, the most influential things in modern history. He stole the product from two brothers that he paid billions of dollars to. But that's what the story says. What's his thing? That's the story.

What's his thing? That's literally what the story's about. Yeah. I know. Yeah, but, you know. So what makes him so dope to you guys?

What? Brendan, nobody's saying he's dope. No. Eric did. Eric was given off the vibe that he loves them. Oh my God. If I can feel it in Austin text, I could feel it.

Eric was defending. I'm like, well, he's crazy. What about us? It's well documented. Brendan, what about us? Your friends that you know well makes you think that we think Mark Zuckerberg is dope. The vibe Eric was given off. He went, well, it is the Zuck.

He kind of said that. he's influential it's like saying if you don't like Donald Trump but they make movies about don't Trump he's fucking influential they mean they did make a show about you know I know dude yeah but Donald Trump didn't steal anything and say it was his and have to pay people out for it that's what I don't get with this Zuck character everyone has their shit yeah everyone does certain things and y'all want to co-sign him and and we're just saying that we're the heads of the Mark Zuckerberg fan club and if you want to purchase a jacket that says smoked meats.

You can on the website. The proceeds go towards META because they need money. I know. They need a lot of money. Over the weekend, I was in Austin. Didn't get to see this guy because he was all weekend. In Detroit with his head on a swivel. Playing with cars.

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Stream now, pay never. Oh, God, I wish I can remember this kid. Where did you stay out here, Eric? We were staying at the W because it's connected to the theater. It's connected to ACL. Oh, word. You know. Is that that moody place?

No. Yeah. Oh, you played there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's great because you could go out of your room and they're waiting for you at an elevator right there and they take you right down. I guess I did that too.

Did you, did you in anywhere good out here, Eric? Um, no, because we actually Terry Blacks, the guy, I think, is it Terry Black? I don't know what that is. Yeah. Oh, well, he's a huge fan of Matt, so. What is that? Who is, what is he a sports guy? No, he does barbecue.

Oh, so he sent, so we did a pop-up show. show at Creek in the cave because we're preparing for the special but anyway he sent barbecue there and then it was Terry Black's birthday on Sunday

and he sent it again and came to the show to you know damn yeah so I just we didn't get a chance to go any place actually we did go Finesse Mitchell and I

went across some steakhouse across the street from it that was pretty good what was he not was it Jay Carvers no no no it was oh god what's the name of that place I don't know But it was a famous place

Because the guy Outback No it wasn't that Arby's I'm all Arby's No Arby's Did you get you fine Did you get one of those

Mean cheddars Um So wait hold on Uh So Fuck What we Does Phenette live there

No he doesn't No no no no He was just You know Yeah Oh right I saw I think I

Yeah But anyway I could get this kid's name But there's So I said We had a guest set You know And I said to him

I was like Well Well, why don't you just have, because we were short in the times because he wanted to go to the concert because the something strays were also in town. Red clay strays. Oh, the red clay strays. Yeah, the red clay strays came to the green room. They came to Matt's show. And these guys are the salt of the earth.

That's cool. Like, they were really cool dudes. I love hearing that. And so then Matt, so we needed to tighten the show because Matt wanted to go catch the end of their show. But anyway, so we had this guest set guy. And I said, man, why you have that guy? The guest said go first. He goes, oh, you've never met this guy.

He doesn't speak. And I was like, what are you talking about? A comic? It's comic. He has a sign language? He has a thing and he uses his phone. Brickin hilarious. Does he have a disability?

Yes. Oh, wow. He has a serious disability, but he like uses his phone. No way. Yeah, it is so funny. Like one of his jokes, he was like, he was like, you can tell by my accent. I'm from Canada. Oh, that's funny.

Wow. But his jokes were really like, it was like a lot of inappropriate. You know? But it was like, it was cool. cool. So I was like, you know, that just shout out to you, anybody could do anything if you, if you really want to put your mind to it. There he is. That's him. Thank you. Ordered Stephen Hawkingoff of Wish.com. Oh, what you're all thinking. Who ordered Stephen Hawkingoff of Wish.com? Wow. That's hilarious.

I didn't know he was on there. He might be smarter than me, but I would beat him in a race. Unless the race is downhill, then I'm screwed. That's funny This guy's awesome Yeah Yeah but this is like them clean versions Right He had amiotrophic lateral sclerosis

And I am Canadian It's funny Yeah it's cool He's a cool dude man That's funny That could be not funny Oh yeah Sometimes it probably isn't

And if that guy Yeah true There's something about the way That guy is presenting it Even though it's not his voice that lends yourself to He's funny Like laugh

It's interesting Yeah good for him I gave him a joke I said I said to him I said to him I said you should say this man You know

Normally I would say the N word But I didn't bring my blackberry That's funny Did he use it in your He was like He was like He tried to do something else You know

I don't even get it I'm trying I don't get it Because the blackberry Because it's black Yeah I get it But it No, he gets it. He's just been a dick.

I didn't really get it that much. I'm going to write it. You're being a dick, and I'm going to have this say it. You're a being a dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there's his name. Say his name so people can. Aaron Belial.

Aaron Belial. That's it. Thank you. I thought it was Ryan for a second. I didn't want to say it wrong. So he did a guest spot for Matt? Yeah. And they were, and you said, why don't you put him up first?

Yeah. No, no, because I'd never seen him before. No, I know, I know, I know. That was really my thing. I didn't see him before. And Matt's like, have you, you never seen, you don't know Aaron? I was like, no. He was like, he don't speak.

That's like, that should, this shouldn't be the host is the thing. Right, right, right. Oh, yeah, there you go. That's all. Eric, he can't speak at all? No. Nothing. So even when he's talking to you, he like, has, he has a little speaker that he has with him.

The friend. Yeah. Yeah. The friend, full circle. Full circle, Chris. Bro, I'm good with that. Chris is going to Europe, everybody. He's going to be in Gainesville and it's another bullshit places.

I'm nice with it. When I, when you got to come. back when you need the fucking round out the fucking story or the joke, I'm nice with it. Okay. I'm fucking nice with it. All right, you said it. All right. You're nice with it. Well, I'm rounding it back. I'm nice with it.

Get them, Chris. Yeah. Me, but younger. Can we get back to that video just for one second? God damn it, dude. What's funny about it is that guy that one, the young kid can't sing. and then the guy that he comes in

and he can't sing that's what's great about it the one but the older one definitely can't sing like a younger kid you're like all right with some with some lessons

he might get there the older one you're like dude what the fuck like if it was usher doing that you know what I'm gonna say something that makes it seem like you guys this is in your camp

that it might be the same guy I don't need your preamble no no no no no it's funnier and better if I do this I'm going to say something that makes it seem like this is in your case like this is furthering your case that it's the same guy and you are

and that pisses me off that I'm having to do that okay but it looks like it might be the same guy because of the voice is still bad but the technology used on his voice later on is better so it's making it seem like they didn't have the technology back then and now they do so he's just

like I can just kind of do whatever yeah but I still don't believe it but that is an argument for you I feel like this was an easy one to solve I feel like this is even up for debate can we tell you something right now yeah shab is on one today dog with a bone yeah I know what I am you're on what happened talk to us it's these fucking glasses what's like You get aggressive in the glasses, dude. I feel like a mafioso. Did you not have breakfast or something? You're all on one today.

He doesn't eat breakfast. Yeah, you're right. You're right. He doesn't eat breakfast. I ate a banana. That's fucking 90 calories. Just fucking added to the list. I already did that now.

I added it to the list. You just had a banana. Yeah. Do you talk to it or you type? I type this because I don't want to fuck it up. I'll tell you that much. When it comes to getting shredded, I'm in serious business. What's this, Nicholas?

Better to talk to it. What do you think of this coach? he kind of stares down the reporter after a dumb question Oh, he's already mad He's already mad That it wasn't our brand of football We're capable of a lot more

He's already mad Ben Johnson's an arrogant dude Our identity here in the second half You need to change what you're doing I don't know you think so Oh, smashed her We're going to be just fine You know he's like

That's him That's his personality Oh yeah I have a problem with it though She's like, you need to change what you're doing. He's like, oh, really, bitch, who's never played football. Thank you. Thank you.

Have a good day. No, no, but it's not even just that. Oh, really, bitch. Oh, thank you. I only have 30 years of experience. Do we need to change our defense? Here's this sucky thing about this, this thing. They're forced to do this.

What do you mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. The NFL's like, all right, you have to talk to, you know, and you don't want to. Right. It's in the middle of the fucking game. This be like in the middle of, have you seen in baseball? Have you seen baseball where they wire up? the shortstop or the left field during the middle of the game like so when you're going up

do you ever think you'd be out of and he's all trying to focus he's like yeah you know it was hold on give me a second that's how that's how boring baseball is well look that you could do that we talked about how great conversation we talked about how great baseball was last time with the baseball impressions and all that shit okay and my piazza's gay anything I'm trying to say it this would be like if like in the middle of this podcast I got to go talk to Casey outside I understand how do you think the podcast is going at least then at least then Brendan could have a break but I think that

I think that we should do that this is annoying anyone who's anyone who's ever been in any sort of situation where your job is to perform or you needed

something from like this we you get it this is annoying yeah you know that's why I said immediately oh he's already mad because I just knew he was already there

no I know but but I'm talking because he doesn't want to do that but I'm talking I'm talking to the people that don't don't that don't that aren't performers i'm trying to break it down and you're shitting all over me yeah okay no no brinna's got me all right now i'm out of ten now i'm here for the people your takes all my takes are great okay okay fuck your takes all your tapes are now i heard his take so so so the thing is so the thing is i love him coming off a text going like this yeah i heard his take he just he just ordered the friend is what he did it's his friend to be

like, Brendan, calm down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Starts massaging him. Oh, I want to see this. What did John, I'm still in the middle of my tape. Did he win his lawsuit? I think he won his lawsuit or something. Fuck, man.

I'm sorry. It's all right. It's just... You got to get to it. It took too long. I feel for that guy. Bro, it's a podcast. What do you mean too much preamble?

We just talked about some video three times and I know it's not the same guy. Nah, because your last take, you're on board with us. That's how confident I was. was because I was saying. Yeah, I'm with John Gruden on this. For Ben Johnson to take that microphone and slam it on the ground and shut it down. We got him shut down. It is good. We're on a podcast and all you want to do is shut me up. This is great. Go ahead. Do you think the Ben Johnson halftime interview that went viral? I'm curious your thoughts on this one. And who side are you on in this particular interview? I'm always on the coaches side. I've been the

first to say I hate those sideline interviews. Now they're doing live interviews with coaches during the game. Can you imagine that? Hey, hey, Coach Gruden is third of the six. You've punted three straight series. How are you feeling? You know, for Ben Johnson not to take that microphone and slam it on the ground, it's a real credit to him. You know, some of these broadcast teams should think clearer.

Heavy on the broad, am I right? And what do we really think that coach is going to say? That's a good point. You think we're going to go, hey, we're going to run an onside kick to start the third quarter, and we're going to run flip by double X jet 36 counter naked wagglet seven on the first play. That's what I would say. You're never going to get a technical answer. So why do the interview?

Sometimes more access is bad access. And what access you do get to people, I think you've got to do a lot better job than that asking questions. So this guy's obviously a coach, right? John Gruden? I don't know shit about that. Again, I'm for the people. I'm doing it for the people, bro. I'm doing it for the people

I'm setting something up so I can explain to these motherfuckers dude all I want to do is set it up nicely I'm not even saying I know he's a coach but I'm saying oh fucking fucksake dude

this isn't even a podcast Hey hey hey hey hey It's not even a podcast It's not even a podcast It's unbelievable right now There's people listen to the podcast I want to know what Chris is going to say But he got

fucked Twice He got fucked twice He got fucked twice All I want to do is explain what the fuck Why this bullshit Clip is good And these motherfuckers

Oh you think he's a coach You think You basically know what the fucking Ben Johnson guy's doing Yeah He's a coach Yeah you and you're the broad That's right No I'm nicer than that

And what I'm saying is God damn it I'm lightheaded I only need a banana You know what I mean It's like Yeah you got to talk to chat GBT and find out what you're doing. Should I be yelling this level without enough protein in my system?

That, that, what that guy did, what that guy was able to do and talk about in that way, that succinctly was absolutely top tier. And that's how you can tell he's a coach. Not because he's famous and a famous coach. You could look at that guy and the way he's able to break shit down immediately like that, in that succinct manner, A smart person could tell he's a coach Like me, bro

I don't know if you could do that Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You just know because he knew you know Hey, hey, hey, hey. Fucking do it. Chris, well done. That assessment of figuring out that that guy's a coach, man,

we're talking about Chris Holmes over here. It's well done. Sherlock Delia over here, everybody. Hey, hey. It is well done. It's fucking well done Yeah, baby, you did it I'm observant

Guy doesn't want me to break down fucking clips on a goddamn clip breaking down podcast Casey does a great gruden Okay, who's that Let's hear it I'm joking And we're back

Let's hear it, case I'll tell you what man I would have pointed that microphone On that field man Oh yeah, that that does sound like What is he from Where's he from? It sounds like the Muppets version

Yes, it does. If John Gould was a Muppet, he would sound like that. I like it. I'll tell you what, Eric, you could kiss my ass. How about that, though? So fucking. Yeah, it sounds like him. It's a little Joe Pesci, too, though.

Yeah. He's always got to bring something short into it. Wow. Sandusky, Ohio. Ah, okay. Yeah, it makes sense. Let's pull up another video and see if Chris can figure out that person's occupation. Next week.

That's going to be our new thing. That's going to be our new segment. Chris figures out the occupation. Love it. Yes. It's not even. Hey, hey, yes, I did it. I like that.

Who am I right now? Yes. You know what's up? You know what's crazy is? Just so you guys know at home, dude. And I'm sorry that this is happening. Before we even go out, I want, I want you to understand something. Woo.

I, I, I, I, I, Lord, no, la, la. The, the, the ear, you know what, dude? They're going to hate you. They're going to hate you this episode. And I'm going to tell you this. All the comments are going to be, Eric is in Chris's head. He's got him flustered today. No, no, no, no.

You're normally not this off your game. I'm not, I'm on, bro. I don't think I'm off. I'm on. And you know what? I know if I'm on or off. I'm me. I'm on, dude.

And let me just tell you something. You're like a field goal kicker. Maybe you made the kick, but you hit the pole first. You know what I'm saying, guys? It's one of those ones that had to clank in. Can I just fucking goddamn safe? Look. You clanked it in, Chris.

You clanked it in. This is what I wanted to fucking say. And this is all I wanted to say before we go out. Offsides on the defense. Oh, my God, dude. Do we really have to do another fucking podcast after this? And it could be just YouTube. Yeah.

It's loud. It's loud. It's loud in the microphone. You said it was loud. And the whole time. I'm like, it's a little loud. Uh-huh. But I go, me.

I take the fucking headphones off finally because I'm like, it's too loud. You're too loud. Okay? I'm not saying it's huge. You were too loud. That's why I was too loud in the headphones. When Nick going like, can I fucking say what I'm going to goddamn fucking cock-sucking say, dude?

Okay? So I take the fucking headphones off in the middle of you talking and you're even more loud. It's you, bro. Oh, you think you got me with that? No, I just broke it down in a good way. This is our new t-shirts coming. Our new merch is coming.

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