The Golden Hour - That's NOT Professional | #204

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

Chris and Erik get into casino towns in Oklahoma, whether the casino is as guilty as the degenerate gambler, and why sex work is the one business where the customer is always wrong. They review Primetime, Resident Evil and Backrooms, rave about Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen, and pick apart Monster's take on Lizzie Borden. Plus political yard sign season, Elliot Page's latest magazine cover, how the country flipped its opinion on Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson's new show Brothers, a Harry Mack freestyle that will not end, the Guinness record for longest freestyle, AI scam calls, and an insurance company calling home about an Uber crash that never happened.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [e-mail] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You call my wife about this? This is crazy. It's so unprofessional. So now this dude calls and leaves this message. We're just confirming that you were with, you were in an Uber with four male passengers. Isn't that fucking hilarious? The dude was like, I got you.

I got you. Yeah, it's so funny. I just want to say, everything's fine. You were with four platonic male friends. But by the way Driving at noon Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They hit four other men There was no There were no women in the vicinity Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We're friends that laugh We're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us

Nothing can stop us Some of these little towns That the Indian reservations where they put casinos and stuff it's just amazing how like that's the whole town is centered around like this you know we were in Durant Oklahoma yeah yeah and you're just like there's nothing like there's not even a Chili's that kind of thing

right what is so what do you do you just stay in a hotel for a night and you're staying in a hotel but I'm just saying imagine living in that town like everyone that works at that casino right lives this town. Right, right, right. And all it is is this. And like there's other neighboring towns, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. But you know, you just go. No, I know. Yeah. I've been to a few of those. Yeah, it's just really depressing. I think so. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I mean, I guess if you like it, that's great. But it's like, I mean, some people, I guess, prefer that. I think gambling is one of those vices that, you know, it comes with a lot of stuff. Like a casino drives a lot of nefarious activity around. It's going to be pawn shops and it's going to be, you know, imagine like, you know, you're working at the casino and you're like a dealer and you see this guy that you see all the time and you know he's gambling away. Right, right, right, right. And you're just kind of like, it's one of those things you just go, well, yeah.

Whatever, here you go. You know, you're slowly doing it, you know. That's, you're an accomplice. I feel, right? I feel like it's like... I mean, that's how they treat... That's how they treat like... Sex work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they just... But the thing is, it's like... Well, okay, so hold on. If it's the casino that's doing it and the person that keeps coming in, they keep, you know, they don't blame... They don't blame the casino, right?

People just say, well, that guy has a gambling problem. Yeah, there you go. that guy's a degenerate gambler. But if my point is, if you can use the word degenerate in front of the thing, if you're providing that thing, you're also a degenerate. You can't just be like, hey, I'm providing the. Right. Yeah.

So you're saying if a guy goes and gets a bunch of hookers all the time, he's a degenerate, quote, unquote. So so are the hookers. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not, I'm not disagreeing with you. Yeah. You can't be like, it's like, I always say sex is the one of the few businesses where the customer is always wrong. Yeah.

You know, like, it'd be like if like, you know, the manager of McDonald's is standing in the drive-thru as the car's pass and goes like this, boo, look at you. You know, you're fatty. You know, it would be like, what are you doing? That's what they, that's what they do. They go boo. But I just think when you, you know, again, though, gambling is one of those things. That's legal. You know, you are a grown ass.

and you make your choice. But again, it's like if we're saying that gambling is an addiction. Right. If it's an addiction and you're and you know that the addict is in front of you. And it should be. Then you, do you hold any responsibility? Yeah. Right. Well, the drug dealer does, right?

You know, it's just weird. People pick and choose. The drug dealer does. Remember, I saw there, there's this podcast, you know, one of those chick podcasts. I bet it's good. And then they had this young only fan. She just started. Oh, it sounds like a really great podcast.

You know? And so the girl's like, how much? She goes, well, how much did you make? How much money did you make? You know? The host goes like this. You guys are disgusting. What did she even mean? they did that for drug dealers.

Like, you know, you'd have a drug dealer on the podcast. You'd go, how much, let me see your, you know, your offshore accounts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you look at it and see all the money they make that. You look at the camera and go, you drug addicts are disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It's a crazy thing, man. Well, they got to pick a lane on sex, though.

Like, you have that bit about it. They got to pick a lane. They got to be like, yo, it's gross and shameful or it's not. Yeah, pick one. You know what I mean? You can't be gross and shame. for the guys and not for the women. Well, especially now.

Especially they're the ones getting fucking loads in them. Well, not even those, but that's different. Yeah, you're getting loads in you, though. How about the ones that, like, you know, it's just derivatives of sex, you know? That's like, that's only fans, strip clothes. Right, right, right. You know, that's like a Gucci ad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you see and you just go, oh, yeah, this is really sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But my thing is like, if you're now empowered by this, because that's what they're saying, women have taken charge. If you're empowered, can we enjoy it, then? You're in charge of it now. So it's you. It's not me.

Can we enjoy it? Don't get me started on that. It's like, it's crazy. You know what I mean? I always say too, like, I saw this video of this. Maybe I said this before, but I don't know, but I saw this video of this like, you know, stereotypical cartoon lesbian, you know what I mean? Right, right, right.

Just, you know, 40s. You'd never look at her and think anything, but, oh, lesbian. Yeah, and just, you know. We know she's fat. You know, screaming at. the camera like, you know, you know, you guys, men have an unrealistic expectation of beauty. You know, that's what they say. That's crazy.

Unrealistic. This is they say, the words are unrealistic expectation of beauty. And then I open my Instagram. And then I start looking. And I go, looks pretty realistic. Yeah. And no one's forcing anyone to post the pictures that women post on Instagram, right? Yeah.

No one's forcing that. And it looked pretty realistic. Yeah. Yeah. You go like, oh, it looks like there's a lot of bad bitches out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, it's only ugly women that say that mostly. I mean, mostly. Yeah, I guess. You know? Or women that feel like they are. Right, right, right, right, right.

If you're fucking hot as fuck, you're not really saying that. You're just kind of going to clubs. Yeah, but what happens is you, but this is what happens. You were super fat. You started working out. You got an Ozmpic.

And all of a sudden we're like, wow what happened to you but you still have that kind of that fat girl is still in you yeah some of them yeah yeah some of them but some of them change and they just get like you know oh now you get it yeah you go oh but this is why i don't begrudge anyone like you know we're not like the sexes are not a monolith you know you know i'm trying to say like not all men are the same no i know yeah i do think that men i think there's two kinds of men there's men there's men before 35 and after 35. I think we're more united in terms of like how we feel about things.

But I think with women, it's completely like there's a lot of subgroups. You know, there's a lot of subgroup. So I think that the women 18 to like, say 26, they're living their life that's like, hey, this is my hottest, my titties are looking the best. I'm looking at. I like being sexy. I like being looked at. I like being desired.

I like showing myself. It makes me feel good. You know any weird shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I get that part of the empowerment. But then you get to an age where like, it don't look good. Right, right, right, right, right, right. So then you get to it.

Then now all of a sudden you woke. Right. And you're looking at these girls like, what are you doing? Yeah. Why are your news on the internet? And you're like, don't you remember when you were hiding? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get a short time to do that.

So enjoy it. Right, right, right. So, you know, but, you know, so. And then we, then we, and then it's like, of course it's all our fault. Right, of course, yeah. Do you see Resident Evil? No. Why not? Were you on the road?

I was on the road. Oh, but you're with Matt. I was when Matt, so we didn't even get a chance to, like, uh. You're too busy, like meeting, meeting hockey teams and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, too busy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

I did, I'll tell you, okay, you saw that. I'll tell you what I saw, because you know how I love watching movies on a plane that, you know, I saw back room. I've seen that. I don't like it. What? Yeah, I agree, totally. Dude, I, I totally agree. I was like.

I did, okay. Yeah. All right. I thought about you. There's a moment in the movie where I go, oh, it's almost like they took a six-month hiatus. And then they came back to film and they forgot what they were filming. Yeah, it was like that. You know what I mean?

They were like, what are we doing? It doesn't matter. Just make a bunch of weird rooms. Yeah. And then the guy can look a little different. Yeah, like the script supervisor quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?

And it's one of those ones where you're supposed to like have some great understanding of life or something like that. It was not. No. Like the movie, to me, it was good up and to the point. I agree. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To the really, really weird shit start happening.

Then you were like, oh. Yeah, I agree. Totally. Like, you got to explain that. And the weird shit was cool looking. It just didn't make. It didn't make any sense. Like, you had to explain this to me.

Yeah. I saw, um, that. Make it all a dream. I saw Resident Evil and I saw Prime Time. Did you go into the theaters? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow, good for you. I saw two in one day.

Oh, I love that. I went to go. see, Resident Evil, then I went to my show, then I go, okay, I'll go to Primetime. Yeah. How was, which one did you hate more? No, no, no, no. Resident Evil was great. Oh, really?

And Primetime was good. Okay. But he is unreal, dude. Well, you know. Robert Pattinson's unbelievable. Well, look to this up, the guy, the real guy. Yeah. You know what?

You know what I think, can I tell you my thoughts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you should make movies about people that are still alive. I agree. I agree. Yeah. I totally agree. Because the moment that the real person goes, say me.

Well, it wasn't like that. Yeah, yeah. You're just kind of like. I agree. I don't think they should. I don't think it's, I don't even think it's cool that they do that. You know, and then the thing that they're doing too about it is that, you know, like, then the people around it are coming out and they're being like, well, why are they portraying it this way? Right.

Right. Like this guy was doing a service to society and they're making it out like he was some weirdo or something. Yeah. I mean, it's a movie. And here's the thing. Everyone should know it's a movie. They should all know that, you know, but they don't. They go crazy.

They go like, oh, that's what he's like. That's what he's like. Fucked him. Well, too. Also, I expected it to be even more of a hit kind of piece, but it wasn't really too much. It's kind of, you mean a hit piece on him? Yeah, on Chris Hanson.

Is that, is that why did you go in thinking that, oh, they were going to expose him? No, I just knew there was, I knew there was like outrage about. about it and I knew there was like about the movie. Yeah. About like, oh, why are they trying? I knew there was this narrative like, why are they trying to make him seem like a bad guy? He was only doing something good. Right, right.

But, but which he was. But yeah. And so, but I saw it. And he didn't really seem like a bad guy to me in the movie. Right. He just seemed like he was obsessed with doing it. And, uh, you know what I mean? Which, which is fine.

He's just a guy about his work. Well, yeah. But I mean, I mean, I feel if you've, you know what. You know what, let me tell you, check this out. What Chris Hansen was doing was equivalent to having an only fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, except for it's illegal to do what, yeah. No, no, no, I'm not talking about, I'm saying he was monetizing. See, like, even this thing.

The Washington Post, prime time asks whether Chris Hansen is the predator. He's sure of his answer. I don't, I don't really get that. I understand that they were trying to trap these guys. So predators trap people. But like these guys were deserved to be, you know what I mean? Like held accountable. The issue, I think that the issue became about because the law is different from the law is different from what goes on.

So like at first how he was doing it, he was just doing it. And then there was no police involved. Yeah. Remember at first they was like, you were just like, wow that's you know so this they were letting people because they they they had to let them go yeah whatever right right right then they then i guess the authorities got a hold they're like oh this actually a good idea right but the only thing is they had you still can't because it was that one guy i remember this it was a general he was like a general and then but he got he got away he was

like yeah i knew how it was it was it was a game it was a fantasy right so then they couldn't oh really but so then but then that's why they go they they That's why they were saying like, oh, bring me like a dozen cookies. And bring, so. Oh, so there was evidence. Yeah, you knew the intent was to do. I had condoms in his car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever the thing was. So it was like, so like all that stuff. So it was, because entrapment is illegal. No, I know that, right. So it's a fine line. But like, but, you know, people go, well, so what? You're entrapping people that need to be entrapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You know what I mean? How do you catch a lion? You'd get one of those king. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't catch a lion with a fucking little biscuit. Yeah.

So it was, but you liked that, but that guy's great, though. It was good, but honestly, it's mostly worth it watching because of him. He's unbelievable. Dude, he's unbelievable. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? Yeah. This guy just is like doing all this. He's just unbelievable Robert Pattinson, man.

Well, I feel like he's, like, this is why if I watch the first Twilight, I keep watching. I mean, even though he was like talking so much smack at the time about Twilight. He was? He was wanting to, yeah. I don't like that. He talked about how he just, like, hated it and whatever, you know, because it got so big, whatever. But he's great. Yeah.

Like, he's like, I don't know. He came out of it, dude. One of our great actors of our time. Fuck, yeah, dude. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. Yeah, but I saw, yeah, so I saw back room. and I'm watching this new show right now

Monsters. The Lizzie Borden one. Dude. What? Bad? If you're going to do monsters. That's the same thing with the Ed Gain and shit, right? And you're going to have, yeah, it's a part of the series.

So it's Jeffrey Dahmer. They did Ed Gine. They did another one. I don't even think anybody watched one of them. Didn't get the hype as the other two. There's four. There's four. No, I don't think that was on.

Was that on Netflix? Yeah. They didn't count that as part of the... Maybe they did. I don't know, but... Anyway. Yeah, this is... She killed two people.

Oh. She killed her parents, and the way they're showing, they deserved it. Oh, wow. See? They got to make a... They got to make a cereal. Yeah, you can't have Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, you can't have Jeffrey Dahmer.

Yeah, yeah. And then you have a chick who was being abused and killed her parents. Women want, you know, they want equal rights, so... They got to get the shows about them, too. Well We'll wait till I'm sure They're fighting for the rights

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Varies by state. Dude, this is the time of year I was thinking about this. You know you're driving around your neighborhood. I mean, maybe not necessarily your neighborhood does this as much. but it's like the political season and you get like towards a cul-de-sac where there's like a gate that, you know, and then there's like 75 posters.

Who to fuck are these people? The people that they're on the posters? Yeah, just their names and stuff. I don't know. Gibbs for this. I don't know and I'll never know. You know, and I just go, every time I see that, I think, oh, I'm not involved.

Prop one. I love that problem. I mean, it'll be propositions, it'll be people, like positions you've never heard of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that they're running for when you go, man, I wonder how many people actually vote. Like bathroom council. I bet you some of these people are winning with like 17 votes. Yeah, for sure.

You know, they open up the ballot box and they go, all right, Delia. Yeah, yeah. That's all we got. Okay, Delia. I was like, I think that you should get involved. in your local politics, I just put that out there because especially when you have a family.

I think if you have a family, you need to look and see what's going on with this local politics because it could be something about the school board or it's like something with some of the local, whatever. But even still, you're just kind of like, you're just living your life.

I'm just waiting for the day. Either my boys' schools, if they ever run into anything where they start doing pronoun stuff, I'm going, God. I'm going crazy, bro. I don't think that's going to be a thing anymore. Well, except for, did you see the thing with,

what's her name on the mail issue of the first New York? What's her fucking his, his her name? Her, Elliot, Ellie Page. Oh, Elliot Page. Well, what's her first, what was, who was she? Ellen Page. Ellen Page. Yeah.

It's now Elliott Page. Yeah. Okay, so. Bro. What the fuck? This is the first issue of men's style, New York men's style. How could they do this? Here, here's the thing, though.

How could they do this? This is, when it's going in this direction, I mean, it's like, okay. What do you mean? What? I mean, you know, does Elia Page look like a dude? Maybe. Kind of. Yeah.

Now. Okay. So it's like, all right. But what? No, what are you saying? I don't get what you're saying. I'm just saying like, this is, I don't think we have a problem with this as much as we have a problem with me in a dress.

No, I understand. understand that but well no that yeah no that i think is way more brave no no look i always say like look if you cut your dick off okay ma'am you know what i mean but like like but but but the first issue of men's style is crazy men's style how about how about kately jenner winning woman of the year that's retarded too yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's like you know this is all i just think we're gonna look back at this time in history and we're going to be like what were we doing i guess yeah but isn't that what we look back on most of history like that's true you know right i mean i don't know unless it's like the 90s i just think that the problem is is that people don't there's no nuance to anything that people say so

when you look at this i just go if you want to live like that fine yeah like that's i have no problem with you feeling how you feel about yourself but to but then but then to put that in public spaces, you know, the public forums. And like make you or me feel bad because we don't agree. Right, right, right. That's the crazy part. I'm not, I'm not an evil person because I have a feeling of like, that there's only, if there's a man, there's a woman, I don't. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. And it's okay to have the nuance of like, oh, you feel differently so you want to look like that and so you made yourself look like what you feel inside. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? but if I put a Ferrari on a Ferrari body on a Prius, it's still, it's not a Ferrari. Right.

It's much cheaper. It's just, I don't know. I just feel like what makes something what it is. Is it the functionality? Is it how it looks? I guess, yeah.

Is it both? Is it both? But it's like if it's just how it looks, then that show, you know, is it cake, then they're lying. Right,

but whatever. I don't know, man I don't know, but yeah, that is weird But you know what? We just have to kind of go They've beaten us down Where you see that And now you just go

Okay You know, you just That's the response Sucks though You know, you see they just go All right Because I don't want Yeah, well, whatever

I understand dude Yeah But like you know I just think that that's like They're forcing us to have conversations I'm a parent now So I get it Now we're being forced

To have certain conversations That we're saying Hey can I decide when I have this conversation with my kids. Right, right. That's all it is. Yeah, totally. But again, you're evil if you say it.

Yeah. It's like Scarlett Johansson was getting in trouble because she was like, I don't think, I don't think LGBT themes should be in kids, cartoons, stuff like that. They were trying to get her. Yeah, they were trying to get her for that. And I think it's more nuanced. If you just put that statement out, yeah, it looks bad. But I think she's saying as a parent and I say, let me decide.

Yeah. I'm not anti. Yeah. At all. But I'm saying like, can I? I don't want you know, you don't want your kid comes you, hey, how come those two guys are kissing? You're like, oh, well, dude, to be honest, in a enough kids show, there shouldn't be any of that sexual shit. Right. Even two people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah. But, you know, but then you're not, you're not anti, you're not anti-street, you know.

Right. Right. You know, when you go like. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. I get that. You shouldn't be. I don't want to have to explain that to fucking my kids yet, though. Yeah, you don't want to explain. I see. There was a show on Netflix that was, there was about like sandwiches, cartoon sandwiches. or some shit. And they did it. The second or third episode was like about trans stuff. And I go, yeah, we can't watch this. So what was the sandwich?

The sandwich thought it was bacon or some shit. I don't know. It was just like, I don't really feel like I am a sandwich. I'm a, you know, whatever the fuck. I can't even remember.

But I go up, yep, turn this up, put on fucking Paw Patrol. You know? Yeah, I just, I'm not gonna,

I don't need to. Yeah, there's, there's so much other shit you're going to get to deal with, dude, you know, but this was happening.

when, but this is similar to you know, when Bill Clinton got in trouble and then now, you know, it was all over, there's no internet, nothing like that like that back then but then it was like people were talking like and then you had to talk to your kids about. Right, right.

That's a blowjob. Well, this was my, that's probably my favorite example of like the thing happened with Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton, right? That happened in the 90s, right? 90s, yeah. When that happened,

everyone thought, ah, poor Bill Clinton and this lady is a slut. And now everyone thinks the opposite. They think, hey, we were hard on Monica Lewinsky. That sucks. Bill Clinton is a bad guy. Well, now it's, but I feel like it should be someplace in the middle. Well, no, but my point is, I agree with you, but my point is nothing changed. Nothing changed.

Oh, right, right, right. The same perception. That's all that changed, dude, is what happened happened and nothing, it didn't happen again. It didn't keep happening. It happened. Everyone found out about it. And then 30 years later, everyone has the opposite opinion about it. Well, everyone.

I say everyone, but the media or whatever. Well, this is one of those things. It's just wild. What's one of those things of like, you know. It's like they say, oh, they didn't say, oh, he took advantage of her back then. No, no. They didn't say that. And now they're like, he was president.

He was a man of power. How could he? You know? Wild. If you did a poll. Yeah. Whose dick should she suck then? No, I...

If not the leader of the free world. How old was she back then? Yeah. She worked in the White House. She wasn't 19. No, no, no. No, I, well, yeah, no, I don't know how old she was, but I'm just saying, yeah, I mean, you're the president. I'm just, I'm just saying like, it's one of these things that this is the

thing that people don't want to talk about. Okay? This is the thing that you know, the part of it that they just kind of ignore is that he was attractive to certain people. So that's just the part we just kind of like, we put it in a suitcase and we close it down. Yeah. You know what I mean? The president's hot.

The president's just the president. Oh, it's always like, you know, so let's say there's you pick, there's 10 women. Yeah. You know, and then they all have had relations with, you know, a person. And then like there's one person. It didn't go the way they wanted. Right, right. Now what happens is, though that, now we go, well, because of what that person said,

this person is terrible. Right, right, right. And then these other nine, right. They don't want to go, they just go, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, ask the other 950 women I was with what it was like. I said, you know what, man? I've had to, you know what?

I wasn't even thinking of you, but now I am. I have to, I don't. You know what I mean, I guarantee people. I'm guarantee you. Maybe some of those girls are even watching now. I guarantee when they're seeing this stuff, they're at home and they went like, I had a good time with Chris.

I can't say that. They were like, he was very polite. Whatever, whatever, whatever the, but it's like you go, we now live in a time where it's like, like I said last week, you're guilty until proven guilty. So they just kind of like, you know,

so what I'm saying is like, yes, yes, Bill Clinton was in a position of massive power. Yeah. But this is why we want the president. And it's not even about what he did. It's about like, we just don't want our president doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Sure. We want our president to be presidential. Don't get your dick suck in the Oval Office. Yeah, yeah. You got some planes can go flying into the tower at any time. And you're getting your dick suck? God, imagine if that's when it did happen, if that's what George Bush was doing. It was like this, George, what happened?

The guy was like, hey, dude, we get a tight, just a second. You know? I mean, you know, that's the thing. There was an explosion. Yeah, there was one here, too. So I just, yeah, so yes. And then the other side of it, too, it's like, you go, all right, but then do you, do you, do you, what I'm saying is like, I'm not going to slut shame her. I'm not going to make it her fault either.

You know, you're young. You know, it's like this charismatic president. Yeah. He was cool as fuck. I remember when we were in the 90s, everyone thought he was cool as fuck. Yeah, they called him the first black president because he smoked weed and played in saxophone. Right, right, right, right. Because we thought at the time, there's never going to be a black president.

So he was the closest black president. So everybody was like, cool. So what I'm saying is you hype a guy up. Man, that dude's cool. That dude's handsome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude's, uh, he's charismatic. Yeah.

And then when you hear he gets his dick suck, you're like, oh, this guy's terrible. Yeah. He's like, yeah. I thought this was what you wanted me. to do. Yeah. You kept saying I was fucking awesome.

Yeah, for real. So you just came like, what? You know, and it's not, and how about this? He could have, he could have had to pick it a litter.

Oh yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she wasn't like, no,

I don't even remember, honestly, what she, she looked like. I'm saying, she was fine. Right. But what I'm saying is like,

I feel like he was like, they probably had something. Mm. Mm. Mm. back then when they got caught was she like fuck him or what I don't remember

well I mean at that point it was like the the whole thing like you know I mean you knew something was up when but again again I don't even I'm not even mad at her that she kept the dress she still has it the whatever at the time

who knows you imagine what that would go for right now I know just to get it and go president jizz yeah on the fucking but just what you just said is the reason why you keep it Like the whole thing makes sense to me.

What? This is one, there's only been, there's a small number of people that could be president. Mm-hmm. In our lifetime. Mm-hmm. And you have his come? He's probably the only president that someone has their come.

Well, no, they probably fucking keep it underground in a bunker and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. That, wow. Wow. This is a new, I mean, like, you know, Marilyn Monroe and the Ken, and, you know,

JFK. He was like, even Martin Luther King. That made sense. Martin Luther King, too. Oh yeah, Martin Luther King was like, I mean, you're like, talk about charismatic?

Yeah, for real, dude. You know what I mean? Oh my God. Man. Imagine his speeches right before you came. That's Eric Griffin, if I ever heard one, man. Over the mountains of glory.

So bad. Through the tunnels. I'm just saying like, All I'm trying to say is like, that's when it comes like, you know, self-control and like, you want to be, you know what I mean? That's what this is all about. Yeah. It's like, have some self-control. Have some like, that's what we want from those kinds of.

Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want that. But at the same time, we, you know. But now they even want it from rock stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah.

Anyway, whatever. Yeah, they want it from like, yeah. Yeah. It's like, like, Marilyn Manson. I mean, you, you know, like, if you look at pictures of Chris, guys, like, like, when he was, like, young, not a good-looking guy. Me, yeah. Yeah. Well, what do you mean young?

When you were like younger and you looked like you were blonde or something? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I was fine. You just a, oh, that was pretty strange. You look weird. Where? Just, what do you mean where? Hey, hey, do let me, let me look at this.

I'll show you. Look, look. That one. But I, where? But that one right there. At the top, what I'm saying is you were not a hound when you were probably in high school. Right. No, I was not.

You weren't. Yeah. And then you started doing comedy and you turned into like this charismatic, long-haired tattooed crazy dude. Yeah. Yeah. And you're probably, you know, you're like, oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah.

This redhead wants to do this with me. Right. Right. And then everybody's like, hey. Right, right. Yeah. Stop that. Yeah.

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Apple TV thing. No, no, you're rich and famous. Yeah, you're sitting around. Well, what else? They probably smoked weed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they probably said, they was like, oh, you know, it'll be great if we did this. And then they're so famous, people aren't making things. And they go, hey, let's do this. And they said, let's green light it. Oh, I'm not making anything else.

They're good together. Are they? I've never really even seen them together. Oh, wait. Wait, what? No, that's brothers, it's called. But they're not brothers, but they're playing brothers now.

I don't really understand this at all. Is the whole thing, why are they why are people saying they're like each other they're not well it's just like they're i think that they're actually really friends in real life and you start sure with your friend and you yeah but what what's the DNA thing that i keep hearing i have no this whole thing is fucking seems stupid to me i don't know much about it i keep seeing it and i go oh okay so they're brothers and they check their DNA or whatever they're not they don't look alike they don't act alike they're fucking one's goofy one's handsome they're both

good, but like what the fuck is what is this show about? Which one is just what is this show about? What I want to know is so you think who's goofy and who's handsome? It depends on what you mean by goofy. Yeah. Yeah. If you look at... Because Matthew McConaughey is a goofy motherfucker. He is. He is. He is. Yes. But

but but but but uh, Woody Harrison has been goofy and makes his money off goofy. Like he Woody Harrelson is has owned it. Matthew McConnor hey you feel like this guy's a lunate.

Matthew McConaughey is a fucking crazy person. It's a recent thing that he started to be like the fun guy. Yeah, yeah. So the scripted comedy is inspired by a real life moment mom Mac. I guess that's his mom, Matthew McConaughey. Oh, no, Matt, that's Matthew McConaughey.

Real life comment Matthew McConaughey made on vacation which sparked playful speculation between the two real life best friends. So they are best friends. Okay. The rumor, after an offhand comment by Matthew's mother of Mamak played by Holland Taylor okay suggests she knew Woody's father

years ago see this is stupid I would never watch something like this I think you are going to watch it I won't you brought it up I won't watch it this is not you're going to be like you're going to be scrolling and you're going to be like oh this is this fucking stupid shit they're not he's going to press play

but look they're not brothers so if they want to make a movie or a show where they're both brothers don't play themselves Is it a fiction or not? I don't like this. Oh, so they're playing themselves and they find out that they're playing

Matthew McCona. I get, I get it. And they find out that they're really in real life brothers. Yeah. I like that. You do? Yeah, it's like the John Claude Van Damme show.

That was, that show is hilarious. I don't. Is it like that? Or the one movie where Nicholas Cage is playing Nicholas Cage and a drug dealer you know Yeah. So play

this. This is Harry Mac who's very talented. This is also set up right? Well, yeah, but still good. He's still good. I get it, but

I get it, but Set up. It's camera angle. Switching shots. Yeah. I don't think anyone thinks it's not set up. Well, no, actually they do, because I saw a fucking AI shit the other day.

What if he just doesn't stop? An hour and a half. They're just like, after a while they're sitting. They're just watching him like, sitting dude this is gone a little bit too long it has yeah it's too long it's like it's not a song was it November rain

11 and a half minutes no no please don't leave I gotta tell you something else please I need y'all to think of some kind of word I'll hold the mic out to you so we can be heard he's in their Uber he's in the front theater Uber He's like, we're in the Uber and we headed to Matthew's place.

Good night, Matthew McConaughey. And now I'm going to go to the other hotel room and say good night to Woody. I'm like, thank you. God ain't sleeping. He's like, good morning, Matthew McConaughey. I've been rapping all night. That would be funny. That would be a good promo.

Yeah. He's still going? This is. How long does this keep going? I'd be running away. At that point, I'd just fucking book it. He's still going, you just kind of go. Wait, is it still going or is this?

Arthur had to Luke. Why would he pick a repot? This is like the end of the World of the Rings. Why? I never seen it. No, what, it's just too long? Yeah, and then they had like, basically there was three times we go, Oh, that's hilarious.

Like, everybody's waiting to go. Oh, dude, is this a trilogy? He knew he was getting to the place where he was going to ask him to give him a word because he did it to Woody Harold. Right, right, right. And he just goes. Who did? Woody Harold.

That's a good one. Matthew Guy goes. Hey, hey. This is still going. How is this still going? the people want it really bad. I got to shake your hand. It's truly been an honor.

Every time I bitch, I know I'm moving through the drama. Yeah, all these lyrics that I bring leave you shook. Featuring Matthew McConaughey, he's singing the hook. Let's jump. Wow. They're sitting, dude. That was good.

They're sitting, bro. I guess. That make, look, Harry Mac is amazing. He's amazing, bro. But it's amazing where it's just kind of, you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, man. Well, it's like, you know, it's a little bit like, I always think like of break dancing.

Like when people are in a circle and taking turns break dancing, you look and you go, God damn. Yeah. How the fuck? Yeah, yeah. Did they figure out how to do that years and years of training? Yeah, but then 27 minutes later. And they're doing all that stuff. And that's unbelievable.

And the fitness of it all. And then I go like this. and fucking go do something else I don't really give a fuck you know what I mean you did all that that's great you know but like it's all for that

you know I okay and I'm not I'm not trying to take anything away from it you're still talented as fuck no no no okay I feel you yeah

but my thing is like you walk up on the break dancing circle and they're like making a big deal and they're like whoa then they do it it should be like 45 seconds. Yeah.

It should be like, this move, that move. The two guys come together. He flips the other guy. They like do a cartwheel, spin, spin. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Okay? Because then you can go like this. All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're gone, okay? Right. But if like, it's like... Am I at a fucking break dance festival? What the fuck is going? They've blocked the sidewalk. You can't get by.

You can't get by. And then it's still going. And then... Look at this guy's trying to. get to work you're rolling in his window. Come on, God damn it. That's what I'm saying. It gets to a point where it's like, hey, man.

Yeah. Your talent has worn out its welcome. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the funny guy who's never off. Or Brian Callum. You're just like, dude, shut the fuck up. Joe Coy. But you're just like, all right.

Um, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Because what I'm saying is like What happens is Your brain now gets to the I don't give a fuck So now the talent

That was impressing you Yeah yeah yeah yeah Once it starts annoying you All right it's good You're good dude What do you fucking want for me dude It's just weird That was that was

That was really long That was I did not know that I was When I said it was too long I go, this is already too long, and then it was more than double. We, Apple TV, they were just like, just keep going as long as you want. Wow.

That was, that was really long. But that's very impressive, though. I mean, Harry Mac is, yeah, no, please don't get it twisted. That's, yeah, like, if, like, he should, I would not be shocked to find him in the Guinness Booker Records. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be that. Can you look that up? Is there a Guinness Booker?

You know who's amazing. Is that Lil Dicky is amazing too? But yeah, there's a bunch of good free stuff. But I wonder if there is that. Is there the Guinness Booker records of longest free style? Nine hours and 18 minutes is hilarious. That was the, look at this. April 20 years.

It belongs to Chitty Bing's Chitty. If you got two of the same names and your first name, it's amazing. For nine hours and 18 minutes and 22 seconds, like at. Do that. At a certain point he was doing like this. A, B, C, D, E-M-N-O-P. H-R-K-L-N-O-P. And that's why motherfuckers is...

That's why motherfuckers is tripping. They go, stop. All right, that was nine hours and 18 minutes. Feed him. He's going to die. That's crazy. Did they not... So what is this?

And then the... And then Chitty remains widely cited as the benchmark certified notification for for teams. the record is held by, okay, so there's a team that did 12 hours, but that's way less impressive. I know, but do they have footage of this? Well, that's the thing. It was 2011.

Well, let's see how good this guy is. Can we just look up something? I mean, are we going to be, are we going to get dinged for this though? We might. Yeah, we will. Yeah. Oh, he's like a, he looks cool. Yeah.

He doesn't look like a chump, you know. Yeah, we won't be able to. Yeah. Chitty bang, dude. Wow. Chitty bang. That's a weird name. Yeah.

I guarantee you he does a chitty, chitty, bang, bang. Yeah. Come on, bro. That's so 2010 to be chitty bang.

What are some weird? I love that you could just name something. Yeah. And then there's a game's book of records for it. Well, didn't they have to do that? What's the longest comedy says? Is it Chappelle or? I don't know.

Who did it like six hours? Was it? Is there like. What does this mean? On Facebook? What was it? What? Someone got the most likes?

Of course. Followed female on musicality. Is that still a thing? It's TikTok now, right? Most liked video. Most musical acts to perform at a remote music festival. This is stupid. Who gives a fuck, dude?

That's a crazy thing to keep track of. Imagine you're the, imagine you're like, they got your answering. You have to answer the phones there. You know? Yeah. And somebody calls this, hey man, I just want you to know. We've just recorded the longest fart. Right.

Right, right, right, right. No, you have to have them... Total 2.5 minutes. No, you have to have them come out. Oh. You have to have them come out. But do you? If you have it on video?

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It's bill collectors. Yeah. Bill collectors are probably suffering right now because I tell you why, I owe my lease company some money for. Oh, you said, you did a little bit talk about this before, but yeah, go ahead. Turning in, you know. Yeah. And so they called. The lady called.

She was like, hi, we're calling from Bank of America. I bet. Click. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. But she said like this. She goes, I go, oh, yeah, that's right.

yeah, I want to take care of that. She goes, okay, well, can you verify your... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, no. Fuck, no, bro. I said, just like this, no. Show up, bitch, click. I was like, you verify that you're who you are.

Yeah. I said, this is a day and age where I'm not giving you shit. You're not getting my social security number over the phone. I don't know you. Yeah. And then even if you give me a number to call, how do I know you don't got that all set up? They must be like, it's middle fingers to the bill collectors right now. Yeah.

it's all like that must be I wonder if there's somebody's got to have an article about this like how are they collecting money from people If not you could create one with AI With AI But I'm just telling everybody out there If you owe money and they call you You don't got to tell them shit

Well I don't even pick up the phone Right you're not even picking up the phone So it's like I don't know I had a oh dude I Bro I can't believe I never talked about this I had a This was recently Guycoe kept calling me

Like you were in a an accident on June 12th reported in an Uber just calling to make sure you're okay I look you know you can see the transcript I go okay

four calls yeah man they're really pushing in my head genuinely I'm like totally could be a scam totally could be someone pranking me right right right Kristen calls me on last week. Hey, were you in a car accident?

I go, huh? She says, in Las Vegas, were you in like a car accident? And I go, no, she's like, in an Uber. Why were you in an Uber? And I was like, what? She's like, who are you with? And I'm like, oh. Oh, here we go.

And I didn't even think about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go, but she wasn't like, who are you with? but she was like who are you with and I was like and then then I thought what if the fucking she she was like who the fuck were you with right like some wires are like that yeah yeah yeah and

I'm like I got to call them now because that's not professional you like that you like that you don't even so you're like forget to scam I don't know this is scary.

Yeah, 100%. Yo, don't be calling my wife. That's what I called them. And I said, hey, what is this?

And she's like, well, we got it from Geico from the thing and we want to make sure you're okay. I said, what accident? I wasn't in an accident.

You were in Vegas, which I was in Vegas during the time. So I'm like, this is really interesting and weird. Yeah. But I'm like, here's the thing, man.

You call my wife about this? This is crazy. It's so unprofessional. Now I got to, talk to my wife about what if I was like what if I was fucking in this and that and then so you get a manager to call me so now this dude calls and leaves this message and it was like and it's so funny because because I he says on the thing yeah we're just the transcript now says we're just confirming that you were with um uh you were in an Uber with four male passengers

Isn't that fucking hilarious? The dude was like, I got you, I got you, I got you. Yeah, it's so funny. Because it was a woman that I called. And then the dude, he's like, I just want to say, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's fine. You were with four platonic male friends. But by the way.

Driving at noon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From a church thing, I think. They hit four other men. There was no, there were no women in the vicinity. Dude, Dude, that's hilarious. But, but, dude, here's the thing.

I still wasn't in a car accident. Right, right. So I don't even know what this is from. Yeah, it's weird. Isn't that fucking... I made the mistake of doing this. I put my... So, you know, I use like credit karma

or those kind of things. And it says, like, you know, you can lower your car insurance rate. So I go, oh, okay. Because my car insurance is crazy with that car. Okay, so then I... I made the mistake.

I put my information. Mm-hmm. Oh. Non-stop. Yeah, I know. Non-stop. I know. Hey, we're calling about that insurance rate.

Call it. And then it's like, you could tell some of it's AI. Hi, we're the AI assistant. Just making sure that you, uh, and I'm like, oh, the sort of AI never sleeps. Mm-hmm. The AI is relentless. It's 3.30 a. Yeah, yeah.

God damn it. Dude, it's Klarna or whatever the fuck. Yeah. So I just, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, And then the problem, too, is like, it's never, it's not cheaper. That's the part that pisses me off. So when it's all said and done, my auto club insurance rate, which is too much, it's still, like the savings are going to save me.

It's like, this isn't worth it to go through all this. You know what I, you know? Yeah, man. It's just bananas. Dude, I, when people try to, as I get older, it's just bothered me more and more where people try to get your fucking business like that. But you know what the thing? When my mom was alive,

this whole AI and everything that's happening right now is very new. But scamming people's not new. So I remember going to my mom's place. And their house phone that they still had is ringing. And I'm answering. And this is like I could tell us a scam. And I'm like,

Wow. Right. Right. And I was, I was cursing at this guy on the phone. You're a fucking call here again. And the guy, and he was like, we're going to keep calling. And I'm like, oh, so I'm like, oh, so you really, so this is where we're at. So now, so now imagine this.

You know, you almost got to have a safe word now with your, because like you're a public figure. So like your voices out there, they'd be calling, you know, calling Kristen, they get her number. They're like, it's you. Babe, you got to send $150,000. I blah blah blah blah blah you know and she's like oh my god what did he do and like you know she's sending the money and that that's what's happening to people I saw a story where the guy was like got a call from his wife and his wife sitting right next to him you know that's that's what's happening and you know yeah yeah you know so you just like that's been happening so yeah and it's only getting better I mean dude it's it's at the point I think where I don't think I can't anymore like visually I don't think I can anymore no you can you know what it's just like I said one time it's like it's like I said one time it's like I'm like twins. Once you can see the difference, you always see it.

So now I'm like, I can hear it before I can see it. No, now there's a certain... That's why I was good with the music. There's a certain thing now that these AI videos, it's like there's a lack of humanity

to how the people are moving and stuff. Most of the time, yeah, I do agree with you. Yeah, I just, I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, you know what? I mean, maybe it's real and I'm doing it the other way. Like I'm like hedging it the other way. way but I'm like that might be AI I have no idea but it's real well I would I was like

the fact that we're even there is crazy yeah it's like the ones that are crazy is this AI porn is pretty crazy I've looked at a few of it I never seen it's pretty bananas because I think that all porn should go to that yeah I think that real people should stop doing this sure stop exploiting because like it's so like it's so crazy it'd be like stop step brother What do you, you know, in a way they're talking to each other, you just go, a real, but it's like a real looking girl. Well, yeah, but also, some of them are better actors than then the fucking porn. You know what I mean? They're fucking terrible.

So it's like, people are going to be like with the air, they're going to be like, this is too real. Give me the bad acting. Well, they're just going to be like, it would be great you get to the point where you could take your favorite movie. Yeah, yeah. Change the ending. We'll make the Matrix. Suck him off. Yeah.

Make Oppenheimer. suck him off. Is that the movie for Alperhammer? Yeah. That's what it's going to turn into. You know what I mean? Then you're going to be like, oh, okay. At the end of Goodwill Hunting,

have them all run a train on each other. Yeah. How you like them apples? It's not your fault. That's what's going to turn into. I know. But we're still far, far, far, far, far away from him. No, we're not.

But I tell you, I wish Nick was here. Not that I don't like you being here. I finally trained my AI. I had to go through this whole, because I didn't want to pay. I was like, how can I do this for free? I was like, I don't want to pay these services that keep your likeness. So I went through this whole process where it trained off of like 20 pictures, 850 point thing. So now I could just go, I made a picture of myself like it.

I said, okay, put me on a horse with dreadlocks. Mm-hmm. Goofy motherfucker. Put me on a horse with dreadlock. On his couch. Wait, I have the pig. I should actually show... On his couch, dude.

Yeah, now it'll just do that. And I think that's great. I mean, that's where we need to be, dude. I don't know. Stop being a hater. I'm not being a hater. I mean, you know, I posted something the other day that I didn't even know. Well, not that I didn't know.

I didn't care. I just got a flyer that I'm going to be in, because I'm going to be in San Diego. And I was going to post it on my thing. And the guy sent it to me. And I just put it on my story because I don't give a fuck. And maybe it was AI, I guess. And people, I mean, I got lit up.

People were like, you use fucking AI. I'm like, what? Who cares, dude? I didn't do this. Yeah, who cares. You think I made this fucking flyer? Yeah, dude. I'll send, oh, I have to send you, huh?

In the meantime, I'll be in Buffalo, New York and Europe. And then. Yeah, you're, I was looking at your. schedule and I was like Jesus Christ. I don't even want to think about it. This motherfucker's stay on the road. Well, you probably missed me tonight because when this comes out

oh actually this was like wow. I don't even know when this one's coming out. No, I think the one we did last week whatever. I don't know. But anyways, I got stuff coming up too. Come check me out. But do you see the pictures? Oh, they're coming right now.

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