The Golden Hour - The Case of the Mayor vs Wigle-Stevens | The Golden Hour PATREON #59 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

The guys talk Brendan's Texas move, Erik on whether or not he'd move out of California, small town scandals, the new Candyman and Den of Thieves 2, Emma Stone in Poor Things, Ginuwine falling off stage and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah. What's up? What's up? How are you guys? Good. What's up, brother? What you doing? Oh, I'm just at work.

I'm just wrapping up the day. Where are you? I work at a hospital in. I'm just wrapping up today. Where are you? I work at a hospital in surgery. OK. Well, yeah. I'm in like what low area, but. No, he's at a KFC. Yeah, yeah.

This is how they dress. That's what I meant. Like what talent. What city? What city? He's like, I'm a short order cook. Where? Indiana.

Oh, nice. OK, cool. Nice. What? Indiana. Oh nice, okay cool. Nice, what do you got for us brother? So I saw on the Patreon you're asking about town scandals. Yeah. Yes. We love it. Gosh. So in my town in Indiana, which I will not disclose,

you can probably find it though. Well. We all like, we all thought it was super cool that like we were in with the mayor because we always had a job Okay, because like, you know lifeguard park Park street department park We thought it was super cool. Yeah, he's a little bit strange. He's a little bit weird, but like, you know, it's all good

um But then some of my buddies that worked at the I worked in his office. But some of my buddies that worked at the street department were like, you know, some of the guys at the street department talking about how how gay Rick is. Brendan loves shit like this. All right.

I'm like, dude, don't don't don't be spreading that shit. They're just they're just starting shit. Yeah. The next summer we all get like new jobs. Like I go to the parks department. Some of my buddies get office jobs. Well, let me ask you a question. Why do you always have jobs? Well, I don't understand you. Why? Because we're getting to it because gay Rick, the mayor, is fucking all this guy's friends. I understand, but let me ask you a question though. He got out because he went to medical school. Right, but who's we though? You and your, who's we? Him and his homies.

And is this Brendan's lost brother? Let him fucking say, go ahead, say again. You gotta think like it's a small town, so like all high schoolers like need summer jobs. Get it, okay, now I get it. This guy's taking advantage of that. Okay. Like he wants to be the lifeguard. And like he would always like park

just in the parking lot outside of the public pool and just watch the lifeguard. Yeah. So we're like, oh, that's kind of creepy. The mayor. But at the same time, we're like putting up with this shit because we're like, we need a job. Yeah, this guy's great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's just whacking it in his car while you guys are, in your Speedo. But then, like he has this like, my buddy is like, Rick wants me to come,

like he's having me do all his landscaping. I'm like, like personally at his house? I'm like, oh man. Nick, look up Mayor's name Rick. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah. And so my friend calls me. He's like, dude, he's like, that was the weirdest fucking shit. He's like, I was there for eight hours. He said manscaping. At the end of the day, he was like, he was like, you got mulch all over yourself.

Like, can I have my money? He's like, he's like, if you want to come in, I can rinse you off. Oh, wow. Okay. It was a point where we're like, maybe the guys from the street department are onto something. And so long story short, like a couple years later, we're like seniors and like, my friend at the parks department or my friend in the mayor's office starts getting calls. This dude keeps calling, say, tell, tell the mayor that I called and gives his name. And my friend's just like, whatever, whatever, what's going on? And he's like, tell me. And he's just calling day after day. And long story short, come to find out it was a male prostitute that he had

that he had hired, had had in his home. And the male prostitute was like getting money out of him. that he had hired, had had in his home. And the male prostitute was like getting money out of him. He had sent him thousands of dollars to like keep him quiet because the male prostitute found out that he was the mayor. So he was just exploiting him for money. Like, and eventually he was like, I can't pay anymore. And like, so he started blackmailing him,

calling the mayor's office, you know, of course, small town. It blows up. It's like, crap. And we're just like calling the mayor's office. Damn. Of course, small town, it blows up. Yeah. It's like, what the crap? And we're just in the background like, oh, shit. What's the population of Batesville? No, that's no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

Like, you, like, this stuff comes out, and you look back, you're like, yeah, that was weird, but in the middle of the day, like, he had me stretch him out, like, stretch his hamstrings, like, arm up here, like, I'm like, dude, like, we're all all like that's what you thought it was weird like my friends group text everybody giving stories like oh yeah that was stretchable hold on hold on hold on hold on did any somebody fucked them yeah one of your friends prostitute

yeah but some of your friends nah one of your friends is gay one of your friends is gay one of your friends was like you have no idea one of your that's gay. One of your friends is gay. One of your friends was like, we have no idea. One of your... I love my suspicions. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's their names? Especially in a small town, you're like, how did Greg get a fucking Aston Martin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all putting fucking road work down. That's just funny to think, like, you know, we should have thought that was weird when we were sunning his a**holes together.

Stretching about. He has one best friend who got a key to the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was like, we had perks from working for him. Perks. But we got like. Yeah, you got a street named after you?

No, no, no. We'd get to swim in the public, have the keys to the public pool and just have night swams. Yeah, that shit ain't free, homeboy. That shit ain't free? Yeah. Yeah. That yeah that's just somebody's fucking yeah somebody 100% at least suck them this is cool we get perks yeah hope you guys hope you guys appreciate it hopefully appreciate it swims away yeah yeah it was great from the group. Yeah, guys, it was great. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, hope you enjoy the pool. So what kind of because one of those things that, like, you know,

it happened, but like our towns like ashamed of, like nobody talks about it. Wow. Yeah. Wow. So really, really what happened was he paid for sex. He paid for gay sex. Yeah, you can't do that as a mayor. I know that.

I know that. But. Mayor, grandchildren, and it's just kind of a. I know that. But if you do it in vague. Can't do that, man.'t do that. I know that I know that but I Know that but if you do it in Vegas can't do that man I know that but I'm just saying it's it's it's because of where he is if he was in Las Vegas It wouldn't fucking matter at all if he was the mayor. I know of where he is who he is and also it's only legal in Reno It's not legal in Vegas. Well, my point is nobody gives a fuck if you're paying for sex really they don't actually care I know but they don't it's like fucking dude if a mayor

hires a male prostitute and fucks them it fired yes but do you give a fuck do I yeah no that's my point you don't want me dictated whether he got keeps his job or not. I got a cowboy What I do care if I realize I was over at his house alone. Well, yes, no, I understand you're the homies getting perks from He never was like with you like oh so you want to be a doctor let's put this guy's like right now This guy's like was the city running? Okay, though That's what I'm saying oh but you know the signs look nice the potholes got fixed sure Kyle that summer that pool was dirty though yeah yeah good one thanks bud thanks man

that was great appreciate you it's like the economy was popping when Bill Clinton's getting sucked off in the White House, you know, okay That affect me look at that guy of course that guy you guys look like like cousins or something you and that guy I mean that guy. Yeah. Oh, no, not him. Not him. The guy that was just oh, yeah I was like that guy. Yeah, you would have got perks You got perks back then bro. Oh, no, not him, not him. The guy that was just like, oh, yeah, I was like, that guy? He would've got perks. You'd have got perks back then, bro. Oh, yeah, I would've. I've been down for some stuff. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Nick.

Look at that sentence. Weagle Stevens has been charged with prostitution, intimidation, and failure to disclose a dangerous communal disease because he is HIV positive. Oh, see, they left that detail out. Doc left that detail out. Yeah, you can't spread AIDS amongst the 30 people in your town.

So what's worse, that he paid for sex with this guy or that this guy was charging for sex with AIDS? AIDS. Wait, hold on. AIDS trumps all. Hold on. Unless you're magic. The prostitute had AIDS?

Yeah. That's who that is. Wiggle Stevens has been charged with prostitution. Wiggles Stevens. Wiggles Stevens. His destiny is Wiggles Stevens. He had to take the stand. He had a destiny. Sure, I'll be right up.

I knew you liked that. Wiggles Stevens. Sure, I'll be right there everywhere. Yes like that dick My god fucking What a town what a poor guy they were the male horse name is wiggles. It's gotta be white It wiggles over up. I'm horny as a motherfucker Get wiggles over here man. How much wiggles charging these days? My name is Wiggle Stevens, dude. This was my destiny I'm the only person who's working these days. My name is Wiggle Stevens. Dude, this was

my destiny. My AIDS. I **** mayors. I'm holding the **** Get Wiggle Stevens over here. Wiggle Stevens, bro. Hey, man. He has AIDS. I'm in the late **** That bro. Hey man he has AIDS up man that ain't **** That was a good one. Wiggles Stevens with AIDS. That guy's feeling regret right now.

The doctor. I know I can't believe it. Wiggle making Wiggle Stevens making no money in a major market with AIDS Doug. Yeah. Only that small town. Yeah. They're like alright we'll put up with it. But everyone has to know the guys that's the

prostitute. Oh yeah. Right? Yeah. You don't know. No no no. The prostitute. Oh yeah. Right? Yeah. You don't know Wiggles. No, no, no. The prostitute was definitely from a different area. You think they imported Wiggles? No, I think Wiggles. No I think Wiggles probably doesn't want to be known as the prostitute in his town, so he goes over to this town. Wiggles is a local whore. Wiggles it up. I think Wiggles probably doesn't want to be known as the prostitute in his town, so he goes over to this town. Nah, Wiggles is a local whore. Wiggles it up. I see that. I think Wiggles is... I think he's too local, yeah.

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