The Golden Hour - The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend | The Golden Hour #156 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

The boys celebrate Halloween by dressing up and rating their costumes. Also, they discuss their wives making them wear specific costumes despite their opposition, Bryan getting scammed by "Amy Poehler", the new Queen Latifa Equalizer series, Bradley Cooper's odd facelift look, vehicles the guys want to get next and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastHims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/goldenHuel - Try both products today with FIFTEEN PERCENT off your purchase for New Customers with my exclusive code GOLDEN https://www.huel.com/GOLDENDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN — play just $5, get $50 in Pick6 bonus picksTempo - For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners SIXTY PERCENT OFF your first box! Go to http://tempomeals.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Now This is the Halloween episode And right now I'm a picky Blinder I dressed up as a pinky

freaking Blinder And I didn't say The F word Because You can't Because it's too early on

In the episode Yes And I'm And I'm Ron Waisley Yeah And that hair Looks

Great on you I know You got to do that You know I'm Ron Waisley Not you Not me not am I ney you

Happy on a Wayne I was thinking about how you're I don't think I could be friends with you if you had hair like that I don't think I would have ever let it happen Yeah you know what Totally understand

And it sucks because you could have You're still you would have been nice It would have been great Our friend I wouldn't have been me Well no I understand Because I would be a person that would do this I do get that

Like I'm autistic or something You know what I mean? Artistic or autistic, but yeah, I do, but our friendship is really great. I, I, I, I, sometimes, sometimes I think about how great you're in my friendship are and I love you. Yeah, yeah, and it's, it's, I remember first time, like, you know, we started at the ha-ha. That's how we started like, you know. Yeah, we did. You know?

Yeah, and I, I was like, I was like, how will I ever follow this guy, literally? Because I was just starting and you had taken a big hiatus, right? You had just started back up. And now look at us, dude. I don't know. Now look at us. Sitting here with stupid costumes. Ron, whatever.

Ron and Peeky. Pinky Blonde. Ron and Peeky. Coming to Fox. Dude, my, my, my, my, my, detective show. Yeah, it's like those Marvel mix-up universes or whatever. Dude, wait, wait, wait, the Marvel mix-up universe.

What are they? What if? What if? Is that what it is? Yeah, what if Ron Waisley was on Pee's. I, um, I, I, expanely almost. Nah, dude. Just for no reason I would to do that all episode.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to straw from your coffee, please. No, thank you. No, thank you. I need it for my coffee. I need it, right? I need a wand immediately. But, Nick, get your, get it together.

Produce this show. No, I'm chilling, dude. I'm, I feel good. Can you imagine that, that's how, uh, You work for podcasters that are like, Nick, one! Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.

He would need to be a wizard to just have stuff appear like that. But let me just go ahead. So, 197 was my goal weight. Oh, God, here we go. You know, I saw your thing, and I knew you were going to talk about this? Why wouldn't I? You and your stupid goal weight?

You knew it because it's good. Yeah. So you're still like doing your life, and I hit it. Okay, I ate this, this and this. Yep. Yeah, oh, wow. And I hit it.

And I hit it. And I'm 197. point two and uh that's it and now now i'm i may go a little lower but only losing fat and when i get on when i when i if i gain weight that's going to be muscle so just prepare that's going to be muscle right so if i'm heavier it's it's muscle so i lost fifth like 14 15 pounds good for you fat dude so if i gain weight and i still need to lose weight right bro yeah thank you i'm still 17 pounds away from my goal starting weight to lose weight.

Nice. Good. Yeah, keep going, bro. Expeleamus! Casey, you're fired for giving him out. Yes. Loomus.

All right. So, we both, yeah, Nick pointed out, we both picked characters this Halloween from the same part of the world. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? How do we even? Isn't that nuts? That looks so weird.

Okay. I just want to point out something. What? That is how you should look. Do you notice how the forehead is touching the hat? For some reason, the front part of the thing, it looks like it's connected to your head. This right here, there looks like there's six inches from your head to the start of this hat. Well, because, bro, and your nose is weird what is doing to your nose.

You're looking at me from the side, dude. I know, but it's, it's crazy. You look worse than I do right now. Yeah. I don't think so. I think this is. What's he a frog? Yeah.

Brendan is a frog? Did he have to go home and get that? Or did he run to the target and get a costume? I don't know I did But I will say though That that right there is how Like if I was if I grew up in whatever Yeah right right right that's how I would dress how crazy

No but that guy's like 26 Right Well yeah but I would still dress like that Yeah And he went to Sherlock homeschool Got have razors in my hat And just like yeah that's terrible dude But you look at fashion and it's like

I guess it's all terrible if you look at it 100 years later Oh, my God. You ever see one of those things? You just go, even like 10 years ago, you look and be like, what, what? Yeah. Like, what were we doing? Ribbit, ribbit, bro. Yeah.

Chris, I thought you were going to dress up. I am. I'm a picky blinder. He's lazy. Oh, no. No, you look exactly the same. No, it's a subtle thing. I do like acting.

I have a fuck out. Chris Lear would never wear. No, no, but you have a t-shirt on. No, that's because they fucking robbed me out there because it's dangerous here in fucking peaky town. Dude, how about... Hey, Walt.

Hey, man. What? What? We both... You dress like Joe Rogan. That's how Joe Rogan dressed. Joe Rogan for Halloween. We literally both put on one thing, Brendan.

Yours is just bigger. You basically have a big green hat on. Is what are you saying? With one eye. Why are you winking at me? No, man. It's because these stupid fucking headphones at all the days. Chin's like, let's do headphones.

I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, wow. No, it's all good. It's okay. I look like some DJ. Wow. Weird DJ. A frog.

DJ frog, frog. Yeah, yeah. Blombo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bivit. My son would listen to that song for fucking nine days in a row. I'd lose my mind. Yeah. And then, okay. So you're Peaky Blinders and Eric's transgender?

Yeah. Eric is a trans. Why do we put up with this? From this frog. This fucking toad. I'm Ron Weasley. Yeah. From Harry Porter.

I'm Ron Weasley. Expeleamus. Wow. So are you a British frog because we're both British. Yeah. No, I'm an American frog, bullfrog. As American as it gets, dude. I'm an American frog.

and don't try it on me. Yeah, nothing. Just fucking got to be got to be a patriot even if you're a frog, huh? Yeah. What do you think as a French frog?

What do you think this is, dude? He's an unvaccinated frog. Yeah, bro, princess frog. Nah, son. I like the effort from Eric. I apologize for confusing your, I thought you were, you know,

I thought you were like one of those woke rallies things. Like, oh, I'm a. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Oh, I get, I. You know what? Yeah, they do do that. What?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? In, uh, hokey, pokey land. No, I look like one of those people that's at the store and that somebody says, uh, hey dude, I'm a woman. Oh, yeah. Call me man again.

Call me bro again. Remember that video? Yeah. Oh, man. I'll show you a man. That's so great. Yeah, that's what you're just kind of like, oh, man. It's like, chill, dude.

Dude, so it's Halloween. Well, go ahead. You want to go? Go. Yeah, I know, I know how it went. Chris forgot we were doing the Halloween episode his wife was like dude you got to do something she goes put that hat on you got in England you would have never let me wait wait wait wait you know what I have to defend Kristen right now she would have never let me out the house she would have if

she knew there was a Halloween episode we would I would have got a text and be like he can't he's gonna be like 20 minutes late because I'm I'm building a costume for him right now yep then he would have came in it would have been transferred he would have been like an Autobot or something seven feet tall on still I got roasted for this I got roasted for this Because we waited too long. We usually do a family outfit, but I waited too long. So it's the only thing that fit that was on Amazon. Right.

Oh, it doesn't fit. Well, that's okay. I can't zip it up. That's what I'm saying. But hold on, though. It's called shoulders. Yeah. Yeah.

So I, no, she would have never let me out. Yeah. She would have never. I know. So I'm defending Kristen on this. This is not her. Don't blame her for this. And I didn't forget last.

It's been on my mind. And I go. Are you kidding me? You walked to the door like this and you went like this. Oh, that's right. Oh, here we go. No. It's not

In your hat area No dude It's been a few days And I go I got a hat somewhere Oh you think that's better I go Well this is what

It's just a truth Dude And did And did Nick dress up Yeah he's an incredible asshole Oh hell yeah Nick love it

Casey let's come on Bubba Casey's dressed up as Kevin Full black face But no no black face Because it's racist I ordered an umpola costume but it didn't come in time i get it fair point amazon's been slacking dude government shut down fuck this all chin dressed up um chin and what are you chin you uh uh what are you

when you're asian it's great because you could just be like i'm a kung fu you know what i mean it's like right right right yeah yeah i'm bruce lee i'm bruce lee i'm jackie chan i'm at a sale in kmart whatever it is but uh i'm jet lee no i'm kidding that was racist so uh but but i love jet yeah yeah no they're all good i like all the i like it all so uh yeah they're all the same right no that's not what i'm saying nope that's not and that's a racist frog that's brandon is the one saying you're a racist patriot frog let's take a little break from this very special hallowing episode with the boys listen confidence shouldn't be complicated through hymns you can skip the guesswork and get access to care that actually fit your lifestyle straightforward

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so what is your family doing? It's before Halloween right now, just so everyone knows. It is before Halloween. Let me think, Tiger is, I can't even tell you his outfit. I'm just not hip. I don't know what he is.

Oh, really? He put it on. I was like, I don't know. Yeah. And then Bossy's Michael Myers, even though he's never seen the movie. So how did that happen? That's correct.

How's he Michael Myers if he's never seen the movie? You guys decided or what? We took him to the fucking Halloween story. He's like, I want to be Michael Myers. I'm like, you don't even know what that's from, dude. Yeah. That's hilarious. I imagine if he finds out.

Yeah. He just starts killing. Oh, dude. So why would you let me do that? And then Joanna is, uh, mortisha from Adams family and Billy's a little Wednesday. She'll execute as fuck. And then she's like, oh, you can be lurch. I'm like, well, I'm not going to put on a three piece.

suit in Texas? Yeah. I don't even, do you own a three-piece suit? He's so hot and put a little white hair. Oh, Eric. Do I ever, Bubba? Oh, man, that makes,

oh, man, he's got a three-piece suit, huh? That's, that's a, that's a bunch of, a bunch of them. Okay, I'm just asking. So I, I, uh, what do you, what about you guys? What, what's, what's, uh, I'm Ron? Yeah, no, I know, but this. She's going to be Hermione. Got it.

Oh, my God. That's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, it would have been better just to take a picture of me. Yeah. The AI do that? Like, what are you doing? Jesus Christ. Wow.

Credible asshole is a great, you know what I mean? Yeah. That guy looks so friendly, though. That's hilarious, yeah. Until he gets too close and then you're like, that guy's weird, man. Like, he fucking, he just stays around. He won't stop texting me. That guy won't stop talking about magic and kids.

Adama canabra. I just shit myself. So, no, but we're doing, we have this thing, dude, it's Calvin is, there's, I mean, you don't know what this is. Rainbow Friends. It's a YouTube. I don't even know what it is, honestly, if it's a game or a YouTube thing.

Oh, did he get compromised by the Netflix? No, it's not that. You'll see, you'll see. Oh, it's happening. It's a horror thing, actually. Oh, I am familiar with this. You do? Oh, God.

You know what Wolf's into right now? Wolf is into Super Kitty's. Yeah. So I get, well, hold on, though. So I got to be the. Super Kitty. I think I got to be the blue one. that one's ruling yeah and then uh no you're the idiot with the hat and glasses no you're the guy

with glasses yeah you're the guy with the hat and glasses so billy's going to be the blue one the cyan one under there by the way that's a color that kids say now it wasn't when i was a kid cyan that's but that's what that is and then uh christin's going to be the pink one which you don't really sign oh my gosh see oh you know what because of miss rachel here's a color i never say indigo right right right indigo cyan yeah those are two ones that are now and And so, and then Chris is going to be pink, the pink one with no arms. Hey, hey, Nick, go back for me. When you type this in, there was some LGBTQ thing on there.

Oh, it was, yeah. Yeah, if you, if he, yeah. He's really got that triggers himself. It's like, almost like, it's like roofie, it's like roofing yourself. Most commonly first of the popular Roblox mascot horror game about surviving against colorful monsters, but it can also refer to each other's a book about it oh okay so that's not what we're doing there it is there it is well yeah but obviously rainbow friends is but we're doing the horror movie one look how many there it is now LGBT i thought they got rid i thought they got rid of what the fuck's i a

because i know the gays are mad at the trans ones because they're like oh yeah as they should be yeah yeah but they're like come on dude we really live we're really about this life you're just putting on a wig you know we're really about this life we've really been persecuted man people hate me because I fuck ass and and oh bro no it's not the T ones it's the non-binary people whatever it is they're the ones that they say the most but do the least right right right right because of all you doing is changing your pronoun that's like getting an honorary doctorate from a college well not even no but yeah I understand and then you go like this you're going like uh doctor but but you but you're like doctor but to chris's point like the actual gays are

upset because if you're trans or whatever you can just be like I don't feel like it today And not wear all your shit. Right, right, right. Still got to grab that. That's not how this works, but I kind of get it. That's not how this works. First of all, if I was trans,

and this is like my outfit. You are, you are right now. Yeah. There'd be days where I'd be like, I don't want to do the wig and. Nah, then you, nope, nope, nope.

You're not about that life. You're not about that life. Dude, that's not, that ain't cool. So you have to be about it, about it all the time? You could be trans, you're going to be trans,

you're going to be trans every day. You're going to be trans every day. in, like, you know. Be trans every day. Be trans every day. Like, because Chris is not going to leave the house. Just leave the house.

She's not going to just walk out of bed and be like, I'm just going to go to market. Suck tics every day. She's going to, if you're a guy, she's going to fix yourself up. Yeah. I mean, she goes out sometimes without doing stuff. But she's still got like her long hair and stuff.

And her titties. Um, but, um, you said it like titties are options. well at this point they are right you can get fake titty you can get fig i know but it's like imagine if they were just like totally right yeah like you just put them on she's like crass have you seen my titties i have one the kids are just throwing it in the yard yeah they would be so um yeah no no so all right so we're going to do rainbow friends so that's cool all right i don't you know it's terrible but no no no that's cool it's like underground like kids are going to be like what are you in

calvin's going to be like you don't even know have we seen weapons no you know what the I promise nobody's going to know what it is. Yeah, that's not a problem for me, bro. I don't give it a fuck. Dude, I imagine me you're like, oh, come on, guys, I'm the blue rainbow friends. Look at us, all together. I don't give a shit. As long as he's happy.

I'm going to go out and get three candy bars. You're going to be like, oh, my God, I hit the lotto and then go home. That's what I had to explain to Rachel, because the first costume she wanted to be Coel de Ville and Wolf and I were going to be Dalmatians. Too much, man. You know what? You're making it about you. You're making about you.

That's what I said to what I said, Rachel, you're not the star anymore. Yeah, but this ain't about you. Wolf is still young enough that he can't talk that he'll just be whatever. He's good. But I know. You don't know he doesn't want, you don't know he doesn't want to be.

I don't know, but last year we were beauty and the beast and now we're, you know, now we're going to be this. Well. Yeah, Joanna was like, just put some makeup in a three-piece suit and be lurch. I went, that's not fun for me.

This is, nah. Well, it's just work. You get a flex as mortician. I got to be basically me with big boots on. Yeah. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, although you'd be a good, you'd be a good lurch though, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. You know, you'd rather be fucking, uh, it that's the thing with all the fucking hair. Yeah, but you're not, you're not a midget, though.

And also, uh, that's a lot of, that's a lot of, that's a lot of, you know, pain on your face. I'm this guy, look. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant it, the, the, I think even it, the, you know, the hairy one. What's his name? Cousin it. Cousin, no, no, no. Oh, you're talking about, he's talking about cousin it, but he means, thing this guy so this is totally this is an abysmal what's happening

he means this guy and then there's cousin it he means thing is just the hand yeah no I want to be cousin it oh you want to be cousin it got it okay got it I stand by what I said I thought but yeah no but you understand I thought you meant the guy who's the guy from it what's the monster yeah he thought wrong Pennywise Pennywise the clown the clown yeah have you anybody watched the series no I want to see it though I do want to see it was into it. I wasn't really either, but I do want to see it. Oh, God.

Here goes Siskel and Ebert. Nah, dude. All right, this fucking guy. I know. Tell us about a Tom Cruise movie that we don't give a fuck about it. I guess I just saw weapons. I finally watched it.

It was great. It was really good. You see weapons? That's a really good movie. No, my wife watched it without me. Oh, that sucks when they do that. So you don't want to watch it now because she watched it without you? Oh, wow.

When would we watch it? You need a chaperone when you watch movies now? It's a good movie. Well, no, we watch shit together. She's already seen it. It's kind of fucked it up because then she'll have to watch it again. And the Dodgers,

the Dodgers went, I would totally, the Dodgers went 18 innings last night. I was up to two in the morning. So I'm a grumpy ass frog, bro. Oh, I came here from the airport and I haven't slept, so. Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to see it. And I have a better costume than everybody in the room. Well, I went to sleep at 10, so I'm all good. It's debatable. I went to sleep at 10 and woke up at 740, so I got a lot of sleep,

so I'm great. Chris, but Chris, put your fucking hat back on this, the leash can do for us well that's the least you can do for yeah that that makes it worse I'm a fucking picky blonde

I would have phone number out no you're not no you're not I would have a phone done to me out that's a yamaica now you're Jewish now oh hello that you're is that a Jewish oh wow no I don't think so oh I kind of heard it hello little little booty yo yeah I was you know I was doing the thing with the you know I get it

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something or other, it's American Psycho. make. Oh, they're going to do it with a girl? I weirdly feel like it could be good. Yeah. Well, she's good. I'm about to say. That's like taking words about it by now. Yeah, she's sent from the heavens. I'll watch it. But hey, but she's good, but also, but like no women are serial killers, you know. I know.

There's been one. And they wouldn't do it like that. They would like poison. Right. No, they would just do it by complaining. Yeah. And you don't have you ever seen, haven't you ever seen Monster, the serial killer? I know, but that's very rare. And they don't look at. Margo fucking Robbie. Yeah.

If she's, she's, something's really wrong if you find like that and you killing people. Yeah. Like what's going on? Also kill me.

Daddy issues. Kill me. Kill me. You look how to kill me. Let's do it. Fuck me first. Then kill me. I'll find a kink in the death.

I'll find it. But, uh, uh, I will say though, uh, the, the,

the, that's the, that's a weird movie how that became a, a cultural thing. Because it wasn't a big hit when it first came out and, And it just over the years got kind of noticed. And, you know, Christian Bale, obviously, his star rose and crushed it. And it's just weird that they're making it, well, I mean, I understand why they're

remaking it because they remake everything. As long as we do brotherhood. It's a really good movie, though. That movie's fucking slaps. As long as we do brotherhood of the traveling pants. I'm fine with this. Yep. Yep.

You know what I mean? I totally agree. Peter Longstockings. Yep. What's enough pepper? Salk dick every day. Salt. You know how, what's your name played?

salt. Oh, right, right. So you make pepper. With a black dude? No, no, it would be a black dude. Angelina Jolie. Um, but uh, she's believable though. No, no, bro. Hey, dude, I don't like any movie where a woman kicks fucking 40 guys ass.

I'd rather watch Transformers. Just don't make it kind of real. Make it fantasy or... Yeah, it's either wonder woman can't do or nothing else when they make it like oh yeah a woman kicks the shit out of 40 guys but also they do it in set in this like real world okay well it's the fuck out of here check it I'm on I was in a movie okay and I won't tell you that I'm on the plane and I'm sitting next to one of the actors in the movie and he's like one of the stars I'm not going to say who it is

right I know exactly where this is okay and then he's running you don't like this and he's telling me on the plane he's like but the scene he has to do where the leader's actress roundhouse kicks him right you know and he was just kind of like he was just like are you kidding me yeah i would destroy her yeah it's just it's it's it's it's fine if it's like a marvel thing whatever but like but even when it's set in a real world and you it's like but it's not even just like it's not even just men versus women it's also young 30 year old man versus Sylvester Stallone Or Arnold Schwarzenegger

You're 70 Yeah no I know I know But what about Yeah because we talk about You saw the thing The Queen Latifah thing Oh yeah

So funny That shit is so funny What's that called equalizer Equalizer Equalizer I gotta send you guys This one dude Who just is like

So passionate It's hilarious But Anyway I'm fucking I'm in tip top shape I'm in tip-top shape you're in tip-top shape you're still on your diet you still on your diet

Eric yeah baby we guys just texting each other what the fuck yeah we're talking about how stupid yeah I was like let's make fun of Chris yeah you're talking about like how why isn't his hat on I'm under 200 I'm under 200 I'm under 200 you're just trying to get rail thin no I want to just lose fat and then I'm going to gain muscle I think this is like a hobby for you like you started doing the thing and you were like oh

Oh, well, I can be addicted to anything is what it is. So I got an app about the macro factor app. Go, let's go. I got chat CBD act. Let's go. I got two. I load them up every day and I fucking talk to him, bro. And I love it.

I'm an insane person. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. I'm an insane person. I am 100 miles per hour. I go 100 miles an hour or zero. I do not.

Hey, what's 50? Only after 11 o'clock. I do not go. What's 50? I don't go with 60? I don't know those numbers. I go a hundred or zero I chill or I go a hundred

Dude have you heard of 40 I don't know what that is So let me ask you You live your life one quarter mile at a time Let me ask you something So is this costume zero or a hundred Zero Okay

Zero But if I put the hat on I go a hundred Because I'm How would the hat on a hundred Because I'm really doing an accent I'm killing people Okay

I got razors of meats bro all right uh but anyway uh well great good good good good good good good good good for the podcast is yawning and texting these fucking guys I'm I'm I'm having an issue you know what you know what I have an issue you don't get to say shit on the Halloween episode when I am dressed like this and you have nothing on I keep and I'm like this I hold it down so you don't do I hold it down you look like this this frog got sexually assaulted this is a sad frog I look like this frog I look like this frog got. Okay, well, he took it to another level. We didn't need to say that. We can't say that on air either, but you know what I'm saying? It's like he said colored. You know what to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said,

I look like a, I look like a frog from a Bukaki video. Okay. Okay. Well, never seen what channel is that? Ew, that's weird. But they are slimy. You know what I'm really getting sick of? Yeah, exactly. I'm really getting sick of being out of town. And then you go to like porn hub and then the governor bro who you're telling the governor comes up hi user are your dicks in your hand you know that you you have to verify your age and I'm like I'm not doing that I'm just it just yeah let's see what's up with this fucking town how god damn it I can't jerk off I got to use memory I'm going to bed yeah you got to use memory nobody wants to use memory you got oh dude you love this you just go to Instagram bro how about how about Callan you Chris you're going to love this oh no

Callan last week goes, bro, because you know he's doing promotion for a special. I've heard about this. Who told me? No, no, hold on. I will ruin it. I won't ruin it. Eric, you're going to love this. Eric,

you'll love this. This is insane. I can't wait for you to tell this. This is insane. It's so good. It's so good. So Brian goes, last week, he comes in. This is so great.

Yeah, it's so good. I'm so glad I remember. Say it! He's coming from the frog here, Mr. Halloween. So, Brian last week comes in all chipper, which he's been down lately. And he's coming out with his special. He's doing promo. he goes, dude, guess who show I'm going on next week?

I go, Rogan, he goes, already did Rogan. Amy Poehler reached out, man. I'm going on her podcast. I'm like, oh, that's cool. He goes, I worked with her years ago, man. I already know each other well. Yeah, but just go ahead. Keep going.

No, get ready. Take as long as you want with this beautiful story. Hey, so this fucking idiot, he's in Manhattan Beach doing something. And he gets an email, goes, hey, so let's just run through things to make sure your Zoom's all set up. The producer is like, all. something yeah yeah it's his producer so brian's doing it from his phone the guy's like oh no you like dude this is a big podcast you got to do it from your laptop so brian gets his laptop out he's doing

it and the guy keeps telling do this stuff and the guy has like an accent and brian's like man i just don't know and the guy goes yeah it's tough i'll tell you what why don't you give me access share the screen with me and i'll make sure it's set up for when amy comes on brian's like okay here's here's i'll give you full access so the guys keep talking brian goes wait hold on you're Amy Poehler's producer and he goes yeah but he has like a heavy Russian accent and he goes and you're Russian

the guy goes oh no no no I'm Israeli and he's the worst person to do this too because Brian knows accents because he grew up all over the world Brian goes no you're not you're Russian and the guy just hangs up so it came out this was all a scam and you know those oh it came out huh

you knew that from jump what a fucking moron this is like go ahead go ahead go ahead this guy got access to all his social media all his banking all everything everything and then i go fuck man what'd you do he goes man about two days later i called somebody and they fixed it i go hold on hold on you gave russia two 48 hours to go through your shit he goes yeah i don't think it matters once they have it this guy brian is he you know what he you know what dude it's hilarious this is you know what it's this is literally like he got a phone this this like when an old person gets scam yes yes such a boomer move with a phone call such a boomer move but

it dude i sent i got one from remember the one i got from chris from chris who don't even have guests i said i was going to follow up this really makes me want to try to like get on the get on the screen with that guy but you have to send a computer that doesn't have any i mean dude just how is Brian still alive? Like he's just got zero survival instincts. I'm going to book him on collar daddy. Yeah. Yeah.

They take his money. Let's go somewhere. So you know what? That's interesting because I always wondered how does this scam work? So now I understand. So there is some sort of bad door. You know why you always wonder why the scam work? Why you always wonder?

Because you think who'd be a big enough idiot to fucking fall for it? And now we know. And now we know. it's dude this is on did he talk about on fighter and the kid he's like out with it did he come out yeah he's out he's out the closet with it unreal unreal bro this is just and that and then i go oh but you told me you're good friends with amy puller did you text her and he goes i did i go what she say he goes she never got back to me that's great bro here's the thing about that is Brian is, what, 50?

58? He's not 75. That's not cool. Yeah, but he, the thing is, he should have, like, he, he's gotten more than one of those. That's not the first one. I've gotten them. Yeah. It's not the first one.

I can't wait to give my banking information to fucking, Russia. Yeah. But, you know, I, this is actually fascinating to me. Hello, this is Amy Polar producer. I like how he lies. Brian goes, you're Russian. No, no, I'm not. Yeah, you are.

It is me. I am Russian? No, he's Israeli. Anyway, type in banking information. Share screen with me. And we will get Amy right upstairs here. We have to get Amy. Amy, are you ready?

Yes. Yes. everybody's doing accents it's like what the fuck yes i am ready i am just shooting a 30 rock i will be right there no so stupid parts and wreck whatever the parts and rec show whatever i was on i have a scene with now this is the part that i love the most it's not that he all that with the russian people. The part I love the most about this is Brian being like this, hey guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to be on Amy Poller's podcast. Oh, bro, that's what made it so good. That's the part. Because he came in. No, that's the best part because he came. He was like, I'm back, baby. Just landed Amy Polar. I was like, a movie?

By the way. By the way, Brian would have never been asked to be on the Amy Polar podcast. Even in fucking 2018. Yeah. Even when he was on Reeves. It's not a fit. Kill a little. Hello, this is

Biden on Alan? Can we just call him right now? We should call him. Yeah. Brian? You know what I mean? If you've got any sense of it. You should call him.

If you got any sense, he should not pick up the phone because he shouldn't be working any electronics. Guarantee he picks it up. Or a Russian answers. You want me to call him? Yeah. You should call him and put him in a phone.

Hello, this is. Hello. He won't be able to. No, you guys got to call him. He won't be able to hear. What do you mean? Because he's listening on. headphones. I have

pub what we are doing we are doing mean girls too. No I don't want to call him for you. All right what was that? I'm just looking at the list of guests. I wonder if he scrolled through and see it was like yeah I fit

right in there. Oh my god look at this. Brian's like is mine going to air after Selena Gomez or between Regina Hall and Kristen Wick He did no research God It's so good

You know, I used to be like He's just a lost cause, bro With that shit It's pretty crazy Oh That's actually insane It's insane to like You know

The closest I've ever gotten To being like Where you know I get a call and it's like, hey, this is Coinbase and, you know, there's something going on with your account, blah, blah, blah. And so, like, a minute in, I'm like,

I'm going, uh-huh, as I'm logging into my Coinbase, uh-huh. And I saw, I was like, bye. Yeah, I don't even pick up the phone. I never clicked a link in my life, so. Yeah. I don't, I would never, I, I get emails from like, hey, someone's hacking into your guy, I go, yeah, okay. Okay, good luck with that.

First of all, let them have it. Second of all, no, they're not. I'm good. you know but you know that's that's that's what's up you guys are great great podcast so I'm trying to see no no because I have a fake I'm trying to find it here it is so I got one just just to just to just when I was sitting here here we go it goes lamb chops and steak at my place tonight okay what I'm swear to God that's the text that's what Brennan texts you and no no no no this is this is a fake this is like how they do this thing. No, they did. They did their research. They know you love that shit. So I'm like,

that's pretty interesting. And I go, cool, what's the address? That's good. Yeah. And they go, do you remember me? I'm Amy. Oh, my God. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, Amy, give me your act. That's what I'm going to say right now. Yeah, yeah. Are you kidding me? We had that long conversation about lamb chops. How are you been asking me? The address. I know. Remember? I have gotten a few. You kidding me? You ate my ass. Yeah. Amy's like, yeah, I just had Brian Kowen on my podcast. Hey, scroll down. Let me see what other guests they had.

Also, this is what else Brian didn't realize. Nobody zoomed in. Wait a minute. It's all in studio. Oh, right. Over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ.

That is, oh, my God. That is so dumb. Like, the fact, yeah. Just do a little research. That's not even research. It's not even research. It's just you go to the thing. Yeah.

If you just Googled Amy Puller, podcast he'd go on and like well nobody's zoomed in and i don't really know her and it's all female guests and then like basically female men but how does he know that they got his uh information and how did they do that how are they doing that now i don't want to zoom with anybody they just email you no no brian gave them access he gave him a certain code so they take they get into his computer and they control it in russia yeah he was like yeah here here's here you go give me access there you go click click click and the best part is Brian tried doing it from his phone and they're like oh man yeah we preferred on your laptop and Brian goes oh that makes sense and he goes

well let me download Zoom the guy goes no not Zoom open up your Facebook and Brian goes oh you can do it from Facebook the guy goes yeah we'll do it from Facebook but give me yes but give me control oh we can do it from Facebook yes can do it from Facebook okay so so in what world hey no I bet the Russian goes, you know what would be perfect if, uh, you know what? We like your banking information in the background. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Put the chase banking background.

In what world is Amy Poehler, Twitter podcast on the Facebook app? Deposit all of your cash into the. It was so excited. I'm going to text them. I heard you run Amy Polar's podcast. Yeah, got to go. You got to go. You got to.

Call him. Eric, call him, dude. Look at me sitting like a real fucking frog right now. Call him, dude. We got to email Brian and be like, you miss your recording. I know. I'm inviting you to be on the Christa Leah podcast. Congratulations. I got that thing.

Yeah. No, I bet we could email Callan from Nick's email and go, hey, it's Amy. Man, I heard what happened. That's crazy. You want to come back on? And he still wouldn't realize it's from Nick. Yep. And then let's take his money.

Oh, no. Yeah, email him, Nick. I'm like, can you want you and Will Smith together, man? You down this Tuesday? No, don't even say that. Say, hey, they want you and Jiminy Cricket together. He'll be like, oh, fuck, really? They got Jimmy Cricket.

Hey, buddy, I heard you on the Amy Polar podcast. Yeah. How'd it go? How did it go? How was the Facebook recording on Amy? How was it seen your good friend? You're an idiot Hell yeah, dude

Guy should get beat up Oh, that's hilarious Guy should get beat up Yeah Brian should be beat up If I'm being dead If I'm being honest Well I mean that should be how you handle everything

You know you do something You have like three chances A week You do some stupid shit You get beat up Like just a crew comes over They knock on the door Yeah

I accept that It's like the Mexican gang From Training Day You know they put you in the tub You ever had your shit Pushed it? Hey Hey

Yeah You forgot the cascade at the store What? I have to beat you up Oh no look He did do it Amy Poehler and Brian Callin

Can we please Oh my God Can we please send Us that We have to send it to him Oh my God Wait how do you make Something like this

Because they don't use You can't do likeness You can see how they change the faces. I guess they didn't recognize them. I don't know. Oh, you put the pictures. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sometimes they'll do it. Sometimes they won't.

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See terms at pick6.draft kings.com slash promos. You've been on Sora? Yeah, that shit is bananas. I got, I got, I make them. I just, I just, for me, I just go on Sora and I just go have a good time. time. I'd just go have a good time. Did you put your face on there? No.

Brian doesn't, Brian doesn't pay attention. I bet we could, Brian doesn't know Mark Maren stop podcasting. We could reach out like, hey, Mark Maren wants you on his pod. No, no, no, just have Mark Maren. Hey, dude, I'm revamping my podcast and I want you on first guest. I'm finally doing video.

I got you and Mickey Mouse. We're going to do, but it's going to be on Facebook, Zoom. Yeah. And it's going to be on Red Tube. It's going to be on porn hub I'm sending him this picture now No but so I do Sora what do you do

What do you make on Sora? You making stuff on Sora? I'm real I actually use I actually use the Gemini does it too No but I'm saying I got the app And I'm real life comedian on there Because I can't use my name You can't use your name

Well I can use my name because I'm famous Oh really? I probably can if I call him or some shit I bet someone took I bet someone snatched up all the people's Well no but you can't use you can't be like Tom Cruise on there because they have the whole shit about

likeness and all that well they got in big trouble I know that's a good thing Martin Luther King's family was upset Michael Jackson's family because those are crazy I know have you seen those those are crazy but I made one because I used I used to have this joke when I first started doing comedy

okay and the joke was that an old Jewish couple recognizes Superman as Clark Kent you know so they would be like you know he rescues them and he'd be like clock is it clock kent from smallville right right right stanley it's clark kent from small right right right so i wanted to do that in soror you know you can't do it i can't do it no no it did no it did it superman flew down but it was only like a small oh but superman is uh no no but you can there's no damn this is crazy AI problems what'd you guys have for lunch

There's no, there's no Superman person. It's interesting, Brendan. You can't say Christopher Reeves. You can't say like, you know. No, you can't. You can't say any celebrity. You can't do Super Mario. You can't do Super Mario.

It's owned by Nintendo. Super Mario's not really, you know that, right? Yeah. Anyway. Now it is on AI. Yeah. Well, that's just what I'm saying. But, you know, sit up, Brendan.

No, I'm a frog, dude. Dude, you let you sit like that when you just wear shorts. By the way, thanks for wearing pants at least. Yeah, for real. Your balls was out. Thanks for not wearing a skirt. What happens if I don't keep it going? Don't we?

Go ahead. Go ahead. Well, this is outrageous. You know what I'm saying? The coffee. I'm a frog, baby. Laying down with their, like, you know what I mean? He's like in a high school phone call.

You know, he's like, you know what it is? He's on a six-way. The suit's super hot. Yeah, I know that. And so is my hat. That's why I took it off. Are you guys kidding me right now? but you're always hot right

I have on a sweater a hoggwards freaking robe with a scarf and a stupid wig am I complaining? Eric you could ditch the scarf we wouldn't know No that's the whole thing really I mean are you wow

I'm outraged right now They just look like a transgender judge He looks like someone that would be outraged That's for sure Makes the outfit So what's up with Deer crashes through Wine Bar. My sister sent me this.

It was on the local news. I think it's AI. But not one person in the Facebook comments was saying. Well, it already looks like AI. Well, everything's AI now. That truck looks AI. Yeah, the truck does look AI.

Yeah. Well, I believe all this shit. Like, I thought the deer's jumping on the trampoline was real. I was like, oh, that's cute. I mean, this looks real. You know, if you're not thinking of AI. I can see how you'd be fooled. If you go back, that first car doesn't slow down at all.

weird yeah well also the cars look too colorful yeah that that truck doesn't look like a real truck yeah the fact that and no nobody on facebook is going to know it's a i yeah yeah all the so it's brian it's brian cow like that car's too red and it never slows down oh it doesn't everybody on facebook is waiting for the brian call and amy polar podcast yeah oh yeah no that that that car would have fucking slowed down i mean unless they're texting no i don't know they didn't see it. It looks like it's like... Yeah.

Yeah, that's not right. But she was like, it's on the local news. I'm like, that doesn't mean shit. Those people are dumb too. Right, right, right. Oh, yeah, the local news where the newscasters are 75. Here at home in Wisconsin. A deer crashes through a supermarket.

So this is crazy. The hardware store. This is probably breaking news. Yeah. Well, it would be great to live in a place like that. You just live in a place where that's the biggest news of the day. it isn't a school shooting it's just a deer running through a yeah yeah that's nice

I would like that I want to live like that the leftovers yeah um yeah I um great show then it got stupid I believe nothing about any of these videos anymore it's fucking crazy it's so weird you can kind of tell us still but that's where we're at right now well in two years we're fucked yeah yeah that's where we're at right now I saw do you see I saw a thing where it was like you know they was showing the the evolution of AI, and they were using Will Smith eating spaghetti. Yeah.

Did you see that? Really? I didn't see it. Yeah. And it's like now where you go, oh, that's Will Smith eating spaghetti. But, you know, at this point, we're like, that was two years ago. And everybody's making funny videos and stuff now. Like, you know, just, you know, you can promote your shows now.

You just do AI video. Well, what do you do? You just say. You put your picture into AI. Look at this. And now you, yeah. Holy shit. That was so bad on the left.

Yeah. See, I still, I believe it to the first one. Although who eats that much pasta, you know? I know. But this, look at it. You could tell that one on the right is still AI, though. Oh, of course. Can you? But yes, you can.

Come on, dude. First of all, no, but first of all, he's 30 in that video. Oh. But also, that's too much. It's got a little gray in a thing. It's too much that he put in his mouth, too much pasta. Yeah. Will Smith wouldn't be.

there like what but you can see how you can see how boomers get fucking duped man it's making me fucking hungry i'll tell you that much no i that's yeah me too you know you're people they get fooled i mean it's already bad enough people can get food from a nigerian email brian callan thought he was on the amy polar podcast yeah and it was a russian but now you can have a baxter face time people right that's the thing right that's the thing that sucks man i i i i i i i yeah it's it's not it's it's it's it's it's I know every time is a scary time but this time is weird to see like oh wow that's cool whoa oh man his his hands the noodles yeah oh the tongue that's way too big no it's just the way it flicked you know what I mean yeah that's how you that's too big yeah tongue all fucking come here I yeah yeah you And then his chin's all off after he bites it. Yeah.

Look at that. See, now, what I don't like is how everybody's going to think they're an AI expert. Nobody's an... Oh, you don't have to be an expert. You can't be a fucking idiot. Right. Hey, he's eating a spaghetti and his tongue flips out. Well, it's like all those videos of or all those pictures with Trump and Epstein and all that.

You know, the comments are all the same. You see it. It's like, some liberal person will put it. release the files this guy and then all the comments are this is fake this has been debunked

where's Epstein's legs there's only three fingers it's like you know yeah that's me no but where where are the Epstein files bro come on let's go is that what the government shut down

what's up conspiracy theorist hey Brendan have at it yeah go ahead listen man when it comes those files on I don't think that

if there was a list it's been destroyed. Okay. You know, Mossad, all that shit, they destroyed a long time ago. People know, but I think it's the first thing the left and the right agree on that those names and lists can't come

out. Like, I think Trump's protecting somebody. It might be himself, but I think it's a lot of the donors and a lot of famous people are involved. Well, look. So it's going to hurt both sides. If they had it for the, if they've had this list since Epstein has been in jail, Democrats were in power. You don't think that that would have been the first thing

they would have done. It's somebody would have like accidentally leaked that. No, man. It would have been like a accidental leak. Hey, no list, right? You good? Yeah.

You good? Yep. All right. We agree on that. We still hate each other, but we agree on that. It's probably in a text. Yeah, it's like your enemy of your friend

is an enemy of your whatever the fucking saying is. Yeah, you got it. You know what I'm saying? The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yeah, yeah. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. So it's like, don't let the fucking list out because George Clooney's like,

Keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. Just watched Slumdog Millionaire last night. That quote was in it. Really? Yeah. What one? The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Slumdog Millionaire, never seen it.

Incredible. I heard it's great. Yeah, I heard it's great. Devastatingly sad. Yeah, that's why I didn't watch it. Let's take a little break here. Because listen, life gets busy, man again, kids, practice, gym, work, family. It's a lot.

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But, um, no, the one with Lady Gaga and, um, Brad, Cooper. Oh, yeah. Stars born is just a sad. I'm just like, oh, no. I won't watch it. It's so good, though. It's so well done.

I love good movies. Tell me something, girl. Ruined it. I like, I don't know. I didn't think ballerina was great, but I just thought it was like enjoyable. I watched it on the plane. Yeah, but I was bored on the plane. Were you bored?

Oh, man, I came. What was your last plane movie? That one. Really? Yeah. Oh, Eric, I watched the. I finished Sinners. And I was like, this is great.

Sinners is lit. Yeah, I love sinners. You know what's good is the new conjuring that just came out on demand. I heard it was okay. It's probably the best out of the bunch. The best movie out of that whole thing is insidious. Dude, I'm out. What's this, Nick?

You're not in. What is this? She's showing off. Yeah, she is. Bradley Cooper wants to fuck her so bad after that. He did that. And then that's pretty cool. Speaking of Bradley Cooper,

have you seen this thing how... Why does he look weird now? Everybody's talking about it. Bro. Everybody's talking about it. Everybody's like... He got his face done. Like something is weird about it.

No, but they, like all the pictures of them are weird. The first picture, Nick, the first picture. I think it's a rush... I think it's the Russian that... That's fucking... Yeah, it doesn't, it's something... Something's weird about it.

He's up, dude. Oh, he's starting to look like Rod Stewart. These stars do this and like... Nobody on that? Yeah, I get it. I hate you. No, he looks like Wayne Newton.

No, it's just, you know, his eyes don't look right. Like, you need to be more wrinkled. He should have wrinkles around his eyes. It would look cool. It's called Botox. He's the kind of guy that should age gracefully. Totally, because he's handsome. Yeah, yeah.

Handsome as shit. This says to me, if he's really getting work done, it says something about his character, like what he wants to beat. You know what I'm saying? You can get talked in it. or it's just a pressure from Hollywood where like, hey man, we're not getting as many

roles. We need to just go back like five years. Right. Well, maybe he needs money. Like he's fucking handsome as shit there. Tell me something. He doesn't need money, dude. He made so much money being that character from Marvel. The guys got so much money. He produces every other fucking movie that comes up. But yeah, it can't be money. This is

weird. I don't know. This is what I'm saying. He's he's fighting father time. He's losing today. He feels a certain way about himself. I know. I understand. But I guess what I'm saying is it's Hollywood who hasn't tried to fight father time in Hollywood once you're in that scene and you're based off your looks I would have never like this handsome guy I would have never done that I've always been this you know what I mean it's just funny yeah funny guy hey we're not hey fellas we're not ugly we're just broke

yeah yeah you mean compared to Bradley Cooper right yeah yes yeah yeah because if you have money you can you can fix your shit about me that's okay dude I we're not gonna go over this again Okay, we're just none. All right. So at this point right now, producers insert Chris talking about himself. And then we'll cut back to this episode. That's fine. Enough.

It's just, you know, I'm, you know, my macros in line. I'm just, you know, and I don't want to talk about it either. It's a personal thing, but I'm just saying. Yeah, but Chris, you'd be singing a different tune if you're in Hollywood in Blockbuster movies and that forehead starts to wrinkle like a sharpie. And then they're like, dude, just get a couple shots so we can. I wouldn't get these fucking earthworm wrinkles out of your forehead because your forehead's so big it's very rude but I no I wouldn't do it I wouldn't do it I just play the bad guy

fucking I think you know what I think happened is your macros you lost some weight right here yeah yeah yeah so then what's happening is your nose like super protruding right now all right I think it's what it is it is it is good because you know you're really working on the macros This is going to be pissing me on here. And you're down like 16 pounds. Right. Yeah. It's great.

But I think like six of the pounds. He lost weight in his forehead. Yeah. Six pounds was still right here supporting your nose. You know what I mean? It was supporting your nose. So now it's kind of like, you know what I should stop doing my eyebrow workouts. Yeah.

You know. That's what it is. Or just go real hard and then just become really muscular in my eyes. Um, yeah, I, uh, you just have a nose gym workout, you know, it's just gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, no, dude, I don't like that. I don't like that. Brendan, you work out or what? Dude, you tell me, why can't, you got your fucking frog outfit on, dude.

I know, it's stupid. You can see, you can see them shoulders through the frog. Yeah, I know, but you eat it. What do you eat? Bugskin can't hide this. You probably eat barbecue and shit. But do you, do you, um, do you have a gym at home now or where do you go? Nah, man.

Home gym's, for hoes. I go to Gold's gym. No, home gyms are dope, dude. If you have money. Nah, it's for lazy people. Can't spell home gym without a hoe. Oh, my God. Have you seen me? Did I show you Matt Rives' home gym? That's why I don't have one. I'm not a hoe.

Yeah. But also Matt. Yeah, but also, I'm talking real shit here, Eric. I love Matt. I'm talking the weights I lift his gym doesn't have. You know what I'm saying? He doesn't have enough weights in that bitch. It has everything. It's crazy. Nah, not what I do, bud. It's like, I'll lift a gym. I'll lift Matt Rush's gym It's a really nice gym

He just doesn't have a bathroom in the gym And I tease him about this all the time Why? Because it's like He has his main house And the gym is like Another separate building Yeah

Okay And then when they built the gym They built it sort of from the ground up And he didn't put a bathroom in That's what I say to him all the time I tease him You should text him You don't have a bathroom in your gym

He's gonna be like Fuck Eric Griffin I text him He said he said it would cost like $80,000 to put a bathroom. Okay, cool. Then do it five minutes, a five minute show. You know what I mean?

That's how much you would make. Yeah. I feel like, uh, I text him sometimes, get a Ferrari and he just goes, oh no, he just not his thing. Bro, get one. It's not his thing. Nah. It's not his thing.

You're stupid. He doesn't like him. No, he's just not a car guy. He has this dope Bronco. Yeah, no, I know. He got this like $250,000. It's cool. But then he don't even drive.

Like I, I was just enrolled. I was at this place, and I was like, let me see the Bronco. We go to the Bronco, and he can't turn it on because he hasn't driven it. So the battery's dead. The battery's dead. And he's just like, okay, let's go get in my Toyota Highlander. He's a Highlander? Something, one of those type of things.

Well, get, no, dude, make him get fucking nice, big cars. No, I like what he's doing. This is so, I like how he bought that paranormal house. You're so ridiculous. You buy that paranormal house and take a Ferrari to it, dude. He's got mine. The Annabelle Dolls on the fucking, you know, it's on a string on the, uh. Yeah, yeah.

Trying to possess them. No, man, I don't know. Some people, like people are into what they're into. No, I know, I know. I know. I know. Are you really into cars? So you're saying you want to have like a Tim Allen type situation.

That's a bit much. The Jay Leno thing is crazy. The Tim Allen thing is. No, you get five cars. If he's five cars. With his money? You want five cars. So you're saying you're, you want five cars just for you.

Okay, what would the cars be? Okay, let's go. So a stupid for, no way, excuse me, excuse me? No, Eric, I have more than five cars. See, this is what I'm saying. Yeah, but he's in the cars. He flips them and stuff. Yeah, facts, facts, literally.

Facts, facts, facts, facts. He flips them and flips them. He flips them. No, but you, okay, so you'd have a dumb Ferrari, which you already have. I would have... You have a dumb station wagon Ferrari that looks stupid as fuck. Okay? Listen, man.

You have a stupid brown car. I don't have the Ferrari anymore. I got rid of it because I got the Porsche. But here's the deal. So you have a dumb Porsche. Okay. Okay. What else? What are you missing?

It's not about... Tell me what you're missing. How can I do it if he's cutting me off? Facts. Because I want you to get to it. I don't want your explanation or you're like, you know, no. Just get to it. Top five cars that you want to have.

Go. A boobugati. Right? Boobugadi Children's show Hey kids It's boob Gotti Broom vroom

Or it's like a mob Children's show Yeah Yeah Hey kids you don't know nothing No If I If I

If I What I Picking five cars It wouldn't be the brand of car It would be the style of car Okay Well tell me So I would get a big SUV

Okay Okay I would get a more station wagon thing Okay, so a stupid... Like an SUV? So you would get an overpriced station wagon from like a name brand. Yeah.

It'd be like a Porsche Ferrari or a boo-boo guy. Yeah. Okay. And then what else? I'd get a sports car. So that's almost two sports cars, right? Yeah, but I'd get... Okay.

Oh, okay. Then I would get a... Then I would get a absolutely get one of those fucking Mercedes, uh, big thing. Sprinter van. Sprinter van. Sprinter van. Sprinter van. Yeah.

You'd get a... Sprinter van. Fuck yeah. Okay, go. Yeah, those are cool. And then I would probably get some kind of truck. A truck? Yeah, like, like a Bronco or something.

Like an F-250 or something? No, or something that. That ain't for you, Chris. That ain't for you, Bubba. I called you gay. Something, no. Something that you would,

something that if you lit, you could take off road. I would get one. Fuck y'all. I'd get one. I don't give a shit. If it's me or not, bro. That list is kind of like whatever.

It's a good list. Too many sports cars on that list. No, there's not, because you get the family car. Casey, go. Golf cart. Next. Yeah. I get a 2019 Volkswagen Jetta.

Oh, wait, I already have one. Nice. Y'all are, y'all are even thinking about this right? You know, I don't know if I would. I could, I don't know. You have a car for every occasion. I don't understand a point of having two cars. You know, maybe though.

Like, I want to get a... Talk about ho shit. Yeah, I want to get a, but I do want to get a, a Hummer. I do. What is this fucking guy? I want to get an electric Hummer. I do. Guy wants a fucking Hummer. Yeah. For no reason, just a Hummer.

And no other car. Yeah. They're cheap right now. And I'm going to get Rachel a, like a caravan, an Odyssey or something, you know? Yeah. Those got expensive, man. Who are you telling? I was looking like, what? I know I'm telling you right now. I know. Or the, the Kia one. I don't know what the, what it is. But this is fucking turning out. The Toyota ones are fucking expensive because everyone wants them.

Tell me something, frog. Are you kidding me? You in your sprinter van and your station wagon? Like you don't do the road, bro. You can take the sprinter van to all of the different places that are closer. You want to go to, you got a show at Santa Barbara. Bro, you just take that fucking spinner bag. You make somebody drive it and you fucking chill and you watch John Wick and you fucking

You eat popcorn and you're chilling. My macros won't allow that. But on a good day. Dude, buy it. Why own that? How often would you use the sprinter van? If you have millions and millions and millions of dollars, it doesn't matter how much you use it. You're bawling.

This guy fucking doesn't know the first thing about anything, dude. Syracuse. I'll be in Buffalo. I'll be in Hamilton, Ontario, Chicago. Let's do this. Kansas City, Missouri, chrysalea.com, Omaha, Nebraska. Dan Feeder, Chicago, November 6. And then I'm being Minnesota House of Comedy,

seventh and eighth. That's what's coming up, guys. So come and check me out. No more drive slow cars with the gas in it. There's no giveaway right now. No, no, we did our giveaway, gave it away, so there's not one right now. Flip cars, fix cars.

Check out in the arena. I'll tell you what. Eric runs with the flip thing. That was two years ago, Bubba. It just staying with it, man. Yeah. Yeah. When you do something really stupid, we're going to remember it forever. That's what friends do.

All right. Fair point. Fair point. Like you don't think we're going to bring up Brian Callin on Amy Poehler for the next 10 years? No, I don't think so. He does a lot of stupid shit. That's true. I need you to do something. That's why you haven't. You know what? It's a testament to you. You haven't done anything stupid in a while. That's true. I need to get scammed. Besides moving to Texas is you flip the car. I know. I need to get scammed.

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