The Golden Hour - The Fight of the Century: Who’s a Bigger Nerd? | The Golden Hour PATREON #3 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin, , & Jeff Dye

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast Jeff Dye and Erik almost go to blows over collectible cards, and the guys talk code words for cheating, deleting memories, hot serial killers, Liver King, a live call in and update from Terminal Tom, they play an all new game of "Whom Do I Look Like?", discuss which animals they could beat in a fight and much more!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd f*** up a rat, a house cat, and a goose, and then medium-sized dog. I think eagle's where I lose. Well, medium-sized dog, is that a pit bull? Because I've seen some meaty pit bulls that would give you all the friends. I think I could kill a pit bull. You can't. No, I mean, I don't think it'd go great. I'd be in the hospital for sure, but I think if my life is on the line,

I'm going all the way in his head and rip. That's the pit bull. You ooped yourself. You ooped yourself. You ooped yourself. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about.

But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebrand it enough. It's stronger, guys? Kevin. What's up, boys? It's Sam from Glendale, and this debate club is for my boys over with the 12-packs team. Here are the questions.

All right. If you could have any rookie card for any athlete, who would it be? Jordan. And if you could have any rookie card, past or present, who would it be? Of any person in the world. First of all. Do you collect cards? Like rookie.

I just go to the website. What do you mean? That's what it is now. All right. If I want to find out about this person, I can now go to michaeljordan.com and get more information there than the card. Right. Like, go fuck yourself.

No, no, no. He was saying if you could own it. Go fuck yourself with cards. Yeah, but you play video games. Okay. All right. I'm done. You play games.

Sorry. Yeah, like it's just as fun as playing video games. Yeah. So? You play Super Mario still. Yeah, like it's just as true when I was playing video games. Yeah. So? You played Super Mario still. No. But I make money. That's dumb.

Follow my video game channel. You make more money than... This guy's acting like, oh, I have this card. Who gives a fuck? He's probably talking about like the Lou Gehrig. Have you ever been to somebody's house and been like, oh, wow, is that a card? Yes. Yeah.

Is that a frame Jordan rookie card? i'd be like holy shit i didn't think you'd be this passionate about not liking cards i just he's like follow me on twitch indifference makes sense by the way did a baseball card kill eric's parents yeah yeah did someone throw a baseball on your mom's eyes like the comic books i have comic books but i'm saying that's the same shit. No, but in this day and age, man, you're just like, really? Is that still a collector's item? No, kids are into Pokemon cards now.

My son gets Pokemon cards. Cards are up. What? If you have a Michael Jordan rookie card. Fill them in. And you get it graded. And it's an 8, 9, or 10, which is very easy to get an 8. Hey, also, nerd alert, right? That's how we turn on you, man.

I like comics. I'm a comics guy. Also, nerd alert, right? That's how we turn on you, man. What's up, bitch? No, I like comics. I like comics. Yeah. I'm a comics guy. You fist bump the guy with a video game channel. You just put any random white fuck boy right here, and then everybody's against me. I'm not against you until you dunked on this guy.

Yeah, yeah. You dunked on this guy. I'm actually, I like trading cards. Jake Gyllenhaal over here. No, so I have a Nolan Re card that's worth $10,000. I could sell it right now. A Nolan Ryan? 68 tops.

That's because rich people, they don't know what to do with their money. So they do things like they buy Twitter. You know what I mean? Because they just have enough money to do nonsense with it. You mean allow freedom of speech, not suppress people that don't have left opinions. That was the stupidest purchase in the history of purchasing. Oh my, it's not. Really?

They've never had more users than that. You know why? Your boy gained 200,000 followers. This would be so passionate. Take a billion dollars and create your own app. Okay? Yeah. No, Twitter's always popping.

And they're suppressing. It is. It is. Especially now. Everyone's on there. He's going to allow video now, too? It's a leverage of power. I get not control, but I get to own where everyone is at. But where everyone's at.

Who's controlled before, Eric? From the left. I don't like either one of it. What I'm saying is this. So you should be a fan. What I'm saying is rich people have a certain amount of money. When you see about collectors- Also, you're a rich person, Eric.

No, not like that. Go fuck yourself. When they collect- Well, we're all broke compared to Elon. You're a rich person. Not compared to Elon. Yeah, thank you. We're all dead broke.

You named the richest guy in the world. He did. I'm with you. Remember the guy, you know who bought- All your friends are rich. Mark McGuire bought the Mark McGuire ball. Yeah. What's his name Todd McFarlane

yeah the guy who made Spawn which you love I love Spawn yeah oh I love Spawn I actually have the first 12 of Spawn

there you go this circle's bad but I'm not making a big fucking deal out of it you should though that's it the guy had he bought

he paid 3 million dollars for a worthless ball okay he wanted it I know but he thought it was going to be this big deal he bought the Barry Bonds ball not the Mark McGuire but whatever I be this big deal. He bought the Barry Bonds ball, not the Mark McGuire, but whatever. I thought he bought the Mark McGuire ball.

Barry Bonds, because he broke the record. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying, a lot of things, why are things valuable to collectors? It's a fake thing that they have. It's not real. Yeah, but that's good. It's not real. It's like your photos of your grandma after she passes.

That has so much value. It's not the value just because you can go sell it to someone. But I'm not selling it to someone else. That's a real ball. It's like your photos of your grandma after she passes. That has so much value. It's not the value just because you can go sell it to someone. But I'm not selling it to someone else. That's what it is. It's got value to that. Okay, so which grandma card? Yeah. Because I got a grandma card to sell you for about 12 mil.

Whose grandma card? I just can't believe Eric hates the rich. All your friends are rich. No, I don't. I'm saying. No, don't misrepresent me. No, he just hates rich white people. What I'm saying is when you're rich and you make things important, they're not really important.

Right, because you want what you just like. Yeah. That's good. Forget it. Steve Ballmer overpaid for the Clippers at the time. Sure, because he don't care. Because he was like, I got $35 billion. But it was a good investment because it went up.

How much do you want for that? It was a good investment because it went up. How much you want for that? It was a good investment. If I would have won that, if I would have won that $2 billion lottery, maybe I would have tried to buy, say, the Comedy Store. And you just go to

Peter Shore and be like, how much you want for this? I love that. I wish you would do that. I wish you would. But I'm saying it would be like you'd be overpaying for it because you have the money.

Right. But it doesn't mean the value of it. That's what I feel about baseball cards. The market sets the value. Yeah, the market sets the value. Yeah, the market sets the value. Because everyone wants them now.

I know, but I feel like- Because people that can afford them are old enough to buy them now. Yeah. No, but- Right. Yes. But it's like baseball card value is like Bitcoin. It's not a real thing.

Because how many Nolan Ryan rookie cards are there? That's why they're so exclusive. Yeah, they're very limited. Yeah, yeah. That's attainable. All I'm saying is I could just go to fucking Kinko's and make a card. No, you couldn't. Yes, you could.

It's not the same thing. No. Why isn't it? Because they got to be authenticated. Who decides that? This guy's full of shit. Who decides that? What, tops back in the day?

There's people that make milk. Who's tops? A company. Okay, and who's the guy that goes- Someone sounded a lot like Tripoli right now. Yeah. I'm just saying, who's the guy- He's like, you know, why are things valuable? Who's the guy that goes like this? He's like, you know, why are things valuable?

Who's the guy that goes like this? That's valuable. Well, because it's what you can get. The tops guy. Who's the tops guy? I can't believe I'm talking to an adult. It's what you can get for it. So what you can get for it is the value.

Okay, so then if I go to Kinko's. And a lot of people want it. If I go to Kinko's. So they go, I want to buy that. So if I go to Kinko's and just make a card, then I could be like, hey, I made this card. Well, Eric. And I bet you get a dollar. Somebody might be like, well, that's the guy from Workaholics.

I'll pay $1,000 for it. But anybody can make it. That's what it's worth. But Eric, if you made your own comic book, would you want that? No, it's going to be shit. How do you know? Bro. Make a comic book.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about but that won't stop us nothing can stop us I can show you used to love just rebrand it enough it's stronger better bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour