The Golden Hour - The Glow Down | The Golden Hour #168 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

The guys talk a potential LIVE SHOW for The Golden Hour in Austin, Texas and talk Arsenio Hall's old school controversial/daring interviews, pictures from Epstein Island, jump scaring your friends, the reality of simply going to the Post Office if you're a celebrity, accidentally bustin' in people during hook-ups and potentially having a baby and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That's code GOLDEN to turn five bucks into three hundred in bonus bets if your bet winsFabletics - Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP, and yes, that includes Ja’Marr’s first drop! Just head to https://fabletics.com/golden, take a quick style quiz, and be sure to select golden when prompted to unlock your 80% off. That’s https://fabletics.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Hey, come check me out in Omaha, Nebraska on the 25th. That's in a few days. Come check me out. Omaha, Nebraska, and the funny bone. Yes.

Yes, dude. Nice. Oh, I like it. It sounds like Chris. I'll be in Australia. I'll be in Austin. and basically all the Aust places. Go to Chris Leahy.com.

I'll be in St. Louis, too, and I'll be in a bunch of Cincinnati. God, it's going to be freaking crazy fun. So go to Chris Leah.com and get them tickets. You know, I have an idea. You're going to be in Austin in March. Yes. What if we asked a club at like one of the days,

4 o'clock in the afternoon? Yeah. We do Golden Hour live in Austin at the Vulcan. That's not a bad idea. Huh? Yeah. Ah? But that's not a bad idea.

But I don't know how to do it. You ask them. No, I know that. I don't know how to do it with all this set up. I know the Vulcan boys well. I can hit them up. Yeah. There we go.

Let's do a goal in our live in Austin. No, this is Chris. No, no, no. I want to do it. I don't want to support you guys. I don't know how to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it.

I want to do it. I have the clue. I've been in show business. for 30 years. Wait, why are you doing a, yeah, are you doing chin right now? What's going? Oh, oh.

He doesn't even know he's racist. Why might Kato from the Pink Panther? That's what Chris, I had no idea how to do. Everything. Everything is. You know what silly about it is? Like, no one's ever said,

when you're dumb, you're Asian. Yeah. Right. Who do they say? That's never, that's never happened. ever. Who do they say, Eric? Don't get me involved in your gay agenda. No, no, no, I'm just saying.

Oh, you're just saying the agenda is gay, not the gay agenda. Your agenda is gay, dude. Yeah, I have one of those. Yeah, so let's figure that out. Would you be interested, everybody, you know? So that's the thing. Sure, I'll do it. Show some interest.

It'll be fun. If they say yes, just connect him with me and I'll figure out the logistics. Yeah, Nick's got it. Yeah, we need Nicholas out there, Casey. Oh, fuck. Oh, God, God, Jesus. What a party, though, honestly. Arsenio Hall.

Yeah. Dude, I saw this video. I reposted it. It was like a, you know, it's a thing about the 80s. Your and Rick Glassman reposts are unbelievable. And they showed one about the Arsenio Hall show. And the people, you know what? We, if you, he interviewed Tupac, okay?

Tupac was on his couch talking about how, that movie, Poetic Justice with Janet Jackson, how they were making him get an age test. And he was like, nah, man, I ain't doing that. I was like, oh, wow, he did interview Tupac. He interviewed Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali. And he asked Muhammad Ali, like, if you were fighting him in your heyday, who would win? You know, I was like, man, this guy actually had some really iconic moments. No, Arsenio Hall was a beast.

He had some iconic moments, man. He doesn't get enough credit for how good he was. Yeah, man. Oh, that's it right there. Well, it was just so long ago as well. I know, but it's still. No, no, no, I'm not trying to take it before. Play, play, play, play, play.

It's just some of the things he has. on there was an unbelievable who would have won if you fought this man in your prime wow that's crazy oh that's sweet situation every head must die every tongue must confess this is the great thing oh see that's so cool it nowadays this shit would just be like i'd i'd beat you and fuck your wife and they have a fight coming up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with that same age jones what i'm saying is that They'd say your girl slid in my DMs and you're like, all right, man. But I'm saying, no, that's so iconic.

Yeah. And at the time, like, this whole video was great, some of the things he had on it. No, no, because I was, I'm older. I'm old. So this is nostalgic for me. And I forgot, you forget how great some of the stuff was. And also, also, I want to shout out to Arsenio Hall. That's a, that's a, that's a comic knowing that it's okay to ask this question right now.

which is awesome. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's talent. Yeah, man, he had some, man, some of the stuff, you, oh, wow. Some of the somebody remember you, there's one clip on here where, like, Whitney Houston was booed at the Soul Train Awards, you know? And then she's, like, really emotional about it. Because she was like, what they say, I sing white and all this kind of stuff.

And it was like, oh, man, I forgot that that kind of stuff was going on. But what I'm saying is to have her there and then talk to her about it. I remember when she, when a whoopey goat, remember. Remember when Ted... He goes, oh, you're still talking. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's going to be a clip that goes viral. Hey, I'm not interrupting.

No, but Ted Denson... No, this won't go bonkers. This won't go bonkers. Remember when Ted Denson did blackface? I don't know, but go ahead. Remember when Ted Danson did blackface? Do you remember that? He was dating Whoopi Goldberg at the time.

And then it would have made a whole thing. Well, she went the next day, went on Arsenio Hall. And she was like, let's talk about this, you know? And I was like, that's what used to happen on our scene. She was just defending it. You know, he was a joke. Right, right, right. Yeah.

They were just joking whatever it was. Woff, am I right? Ted dancing. What are you doing, buddy? Woff. Buzz's girlfriend, Woff. Well, that's not only just blackface,

his white lips. What's the, she's laughing because it was like, whatever the, that's actually crazy. In the context of whatever they were doing at the time. Yeah,

I'm sure it was killing. Look, she's laughing. This is one of these things where you don't put everything on the internet. Well, you didn't have the internet back then.

Well, they had to get any images. You know what I mean? Hey, Eric, Eric, you remember when Arsenio Hall had Bill Clinton on? And it basically won him the goddamn election when he just started playing the saxophone. Everyone was like, he's so relatable. And he was just fucking blown that saxophone. Remember the, there was a big deal.

A joke that in the 80s was Bill Clinton's the first black president. That was like the joke. All the black comments were doing. Right. Wow. There he is. Look at him. Yeah.

Well, I mean, he did a lot. Arsenio Hall gets a chin on him, huh? But he also had Farrakhan on. And I think that's what canceled the show. I don't really know much about Farrakhan. I know a little bit about him. But he was good or bad? I don't know who he is.

He's still alive? He's still alive? I'm younger than you guys. No, I just know because I remember my parents' talk said something about him. They were huge fans of Farrakhan. Hey, here's what's crazy. is in during this time period Bill Clinton was going to Epstein Island how cool

is that Of course he was looking at the fucking sacks in the shades Dude oh dude take take out the Underage kids dude Epstein Island looks lit I have a problem with the The decor of the outside of the whatever that is Looks awful It doesn't matter

Oh so you're not gonna go oh so you wouldn't go in Dude it looked like a great time minus the weird stuff Do you mean like a great time? Do you mean the pictures of it? Yeah. I guess I haven't seen. I've only seen the...

Oh, they were living it up. Like, lap there. This is, this is a... What is this? That's like an underground bunker. It's an elevator. It goes underground. That's the backdrop of Ellen DeGeneres' stage.

Honestly, it is. Oh, it is. Wait, what? Oh, you guys don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's sorry. Nick, educate them.

But what is this? What is this? I hate... This is, because this is not a house, right? right haven't you ever seen stranger things you know how there's a little door oh that's fucking stupid

oh interesting no it's not it's just palm trees she killed twitch yeah sure she killed who twitch what's that they're a DJ oh she killed him the dancing guy from

so you think you can dance yeah did he died yeah he killed himself he committed she did it right wing baby you think all the UFC guys agree with that I don't know man

that one's out there what does she just no no no can I say something real quick like this whatever this is horrible look at that that looks horrible I think it's kind of cool really I think it's not bad looking you're on a fucking island

it's not comfortable well no that dude that's just dude you get there elevator down party time okay but Tim Dale did a sketch where he was that temple moving to LA to try to become an influencer.

It's incredible. Yeah, he's funny. The costume is so funny. Wow. Okay, so that's an elevator to go down in there? Okay, cool. Oh, no. That's hilarious.

Yeah. You were going to say some about it, though. No, that's okay. You know how in Stranger Things, when they're working on the lab and there's just a door and then underneath the whole fucking lab. That's what that is. So that was underground?

Do you know that or you don't know? They weren't partying a one-bedroom apartment. I can't tell how big that is. I have nothing for scale except the palm trees and I don't know. But like, but so the, okay, so that. Is this the fuck temple? Were there other bed, other buildings though? Go to the bottom left one.

Underground. You know, there's got to be like, well, that's like. So that's the only big standing structure? No, no, that's not that big. That's a standing structure. That's the only one? No, they can't be. In the island?

It can't be. That doesn't even make sense. Of course not, where's the airport? So where are the other pictures? You can fly to it. Underneath. Right.

Okay, so that's, now that looks way, way, way better and more inviting. Yeah, like when you're in the plane, you're looking at the window like, oh,

this place looks nice. Yeah, you don't want to see that shit. That's the only thing you saw when you'd be weird. What is that? What is that? Why are the gold birds like that in the dome? The guy was a...

And they took the dome off now. What do you mean? Like, now it doesn't have it. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, it's still up? Somebody bought it. You would think that they would do like a Jeffrey Dahmer thing

and just burn the whole island down and start over? Yeah. Where is it even? Like what? I don't even know. How big is it? Like make a just a city. Somebody bought it.

Some like Bill and there bought it and they're going to turn into like a touristy thing. Oh, it's like Jurassic Park, you know? They're going to create like Atlantis or some shit out of it. Come on. You got to. You can do the bit. That's fun. Do that.

You got to do that bit. Nah, it's too late. That would be 15 minutes for me. Yeah. No, that's not my Superman. The same music. What's the...

Yeah, but it's the same guy. That's why it all sounds the same. It's the same guy. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but you know. Oh, it's... It wouldn't be a T-Rex. Wow.

A creepy guy with candy. It comes out and goes... Ah! Yeah. The leaf. Shh, goes like that. He goes like this. Skittles.

You get it. It seems like, now later. It's a black van. They got it. They got it. Like in a fence. Red lights.

Lincoln. Oh my God. Bill Clinton's in it. Who bought it? Do you know who bought it? Can we find out who bought it? Like, that's crazy. Like, what do you?

Like, that's just, you know what that is? That's a flex. Yeah, I'll say. You just have fuck you money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just sitting at home and you go, I wonder how much that is.

That's not even a lot of money for like a billionaire. No. So he bought it for $60 million, the two islands. That's it? I mean, there's nothing on it except for this fucking crime scene. You know what I mean? It's just a yellow tape.

So, uh, yeah, I guess why would you, I don't know why you would do that. The founder plans to develop the island to a state of the art, five-star world-class luxury 25. Why would you go there? Like, you know what I mean?

The people who would go there, you would think, this is all so weird. Yeah, I think it's weird. It might be, if they redo it, it's a nice island. Yeah, it could be nice, but it's always got that stink on it. Yeah, it's got a stigma to it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you go to Germany, right? True.

Good point. What a big jump that is, huh? I'm just saying there's not a hotel at Auschwitz. Very good point. You'd be surprised. Hello, welcome to your stay at Auschwitz. Yeah. Every time you turn to shower on, you're worried.

You know what I mean? Hotel there Auschwitz. I'm just going to take a bath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can only take a train to get to it. Like, come on. They don't do that. Yes. Steps through this hallway to the baths. Yeah, no, that's, wow, that's amazing. That's also

another 12-minute bit we could do. Yeah, well, we're just not going to do it. We're not? Okay. Okay. That's fine. You lost energy, Chris? No, I, I've done a lot of German stuff in my career, honestly. Oh, I like the German. Yeah, you have. Don't do the nine. Yeah. Yeah. Shall I take our bags? Are you keeping a car of us? No, you lose your luggage because you take your bags and they just take everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We will handle your bags. Yeah, and you're staying in a room with seven other families, you know? Yeah. There's no windows in my room. To get the full experience. To get the full experience,

it's like, I'm just saying to get back to it. Yeah. I think it's super weird to open a hotel on the Epstein Island. It is weird. It is weird. Yeah. It's definitely weird.

Now, now that doesn't mean, look, time goes by and people can, yeah. You know, it's like our land was way different fucking a thousand years ago. But like, you know, it's, uh, you know, you can rebrand, you know? I guess. You're not going to be like this, come and enjoy the place where these kids, you know what?

I'd go there to like hunt some ghost. Wow. What a, what a, what a, what a weird. Yeah, I love it. Do there. Have you, why don't you, have you ever been to an escape room? Yeah, that's the way to say you could do. Oh.

Yeah, it's super wet. I'm trapped. Yeah, I've been. Oh, I'm trapped. I can get out. People are really trapped out there. So dumb. You would just be like, I got a big of phone call.

Let me Google this. Oh, there's a YouTube video. Turn it. Turn the thing. See, it came out. We're done. I saw, yeah, I saw like, you go to the scary one where they, you know, people are, I don't like that shit. Jump scares?

Yeah. in something like that that would not be good don't ever do a jump scare to me it would only be good if like same if you go like let's say you're going to cruise I wouldn't tell you let's say I we all go on a cruise but you guys don't know that it's a murder

cruise okay what do you mean it would only be good if you didn't know like a serial killer cruise no no I'm talking about like while we're on the cruise they go guys someone's been murdered you know what I mean no that'd be great you know what I mean

But I'd want to be the guy who didn't know because I'd want to try to figure it out. That's what I'm saying. And I would. That's the only way it would be good. But if we're going to the cruise and you go, well, I can't wait to, they do the murder thing. Yeah. I lose something. It's got to be like a surprise party type of thing.

You see how dumb your friend is that you take. But you would have to be like, I got murdered. There's no. There's no. But that would be kind of like, that actually kind of awful too, though. Yeah. Oh, no shit. Eric died.

Yeah. You're in tears the whole time. Right. And I just come out. Surprise! You figured it out. Hey, his body's moving. Oh, what the fuck?

Why is he at the buffet? There it is. A knife in your back. And there it is. I'm the pig on the thing. No, no, come on. That's, that's... That'd be silly.

But, you know, it is what it is. You know what's funny is, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. Yeah. And I was. Wasn't started. Isn't that funny?

Well, normally we would have got some lunch, but. Well, I would have had that chicken, dude. They make some good chicken in that fucking burrito place. Yeah, don't they? Just a side of chicken. Every time I order, you go, just outside of chicken. What's up with this? What's this?

He's got a- Just the head coach of the Boston Celtics? Yeah. This guy's super autistic, I think. Oh, really? Pretty good idea. Yeah. We should start a business where you have like situation room.

You can sign up and go in and reenact different things. You know, like, hey, what are you doing tonight? I ran and grab dinner and then we're going to reenact it in Lodding Rage. be a sick first date idea. I think the escape room's just the beginning. They have those. You go out to like the West Coast, the John Wick guy that teaches you gun. But I'm talking like down here on the main road. I'm saying like you can find an escape room anywhere. At a billiard spot? Yeah. Like tonight we're going to reenact. Saw four. No, maybe. I mean, talk about morality. But tonight we're going to reenact like negotiation tactics. After dinner, you're going to be

kidnapped and I got to use my negotiation tactics to like get you back. Fun Friday night. I mean, escape rooms are just the beginning. Oh. Okay. He got he had me with the, he got me with with the kidnapping thing. The situation room, I don't know if that would work, but the, there's been a, there was a movie like that

with some girls. Oh, yeah. The game? Michael Douglas. Oh, dude, I love that movie. It's so ridiculous,

but it's so good. It's so ridiculous. It's good though. Because like, at the end, you're like, no. No, I know,

but it's still good. I hate that, but yeah. But that's a movie. No, but there was a dumb one where the girls like kidnapped her friend

just to like, as a, whatever, as a joke to do something and they put the ball in her mouth and then they open the trunk and the balls in her neck. Oh, she died?

Dead? Is it a movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's how, that would be a plot of like, I know what you did last summer type of plot. That's how that works. It's just an accident. What do you do?

Was that a comedy that movie? I think it was like an, I think it was like 80s, 90s nonsense movie. Did you see Together? Oh, it was Jawbreaker. Was that what it was? Oh, I think this is what it is. The girl on the right dies, I assume. I mean, why?

I mean, look at him. That girl on the left looks like that other girl that was in... There's two dimes and they just got the one on the right. I've worked with her. The one on the right? Yeah. Oh. Okay.

Rose McGrown is definitely not dying. Yeah. Damn, Julia Benz grew up. She's the wife in Dexter, dude. No. Oh. I love her. was so dumb in that show though.

Can I tell you something? Dexter, what's happening? Oh my God. When she died, I went, yes. You know what I love seeing? You know what I love seeing? When I was a kid and all the like 80s heartthrob girls or whatever, you know, all the like the pin up girls who were like the, you know, legally blonde type of shit.

And then now they're grandmas in shows, you know. You like that. Yeah, I love that. I love seeing. It's like, oh, this is the mom now. You're the mom now? How does that feel? It's just happening right before your eyes.

Dude, do a podcast on it. You know? That's what this is. Yeah, am I talking about it? No, I'm saying, imagine if he had those old bitches on his shorts, them and Eric talking. How's it feel to be an old bitch now? How'd you get here?

That's actually the name of the podcast, old bitch. No, you should be called How'd You Get Here? With Eric Griffin. How'd you get here, old bitch? Can you still believe you here? No, but it's like, you see a lot of those. now. Yeah.

Yeah. That's not interesting. I think so. How is it interesting? Well, let's turn it into Jurassic Park. No, no,

no, I'm saying. Why is it interesting to you? I just, because it's like you could, because they were something famous for that. Yeah. And now they're now the mom

of the new girl that is now famous for that. Now I get it. And it's just interesting to see. Like, I wonder like, does that make you feel a certain way? Yeah, now I get it.

You know what to Chris's point. I still wouldn't watch that podcast. I didn't want to do a podcast. No. You. Ordered is suggested it. Yeah, because I thought it would bomb and then you guys could get serious. My thing is, no, my thing is I want to know why it's interesting to him, but I get it now.

Yeah. I don't care about it. Like, you'd be terrible. What happened? She's like, I got older and I still need to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't die, basically. That's what, and then, okay, thanks for coming out.

A lot of people don't know how to let go of being a star. It is very interesting to be like, okay, so you were this and now you're not that anymore. You know what I mean? Some people just don't let it go. You know, you got like Indiana, Harrison Ford's still Indiana Jones at 85 with his shirt off in the movie. That's why I say, don't become a star. You know what I mean? It was terrible.

So like he should have just been like, you know, all right, I'm not this anymore. It's like there was a certain point you're not that anymore. So it's just interesting to see people go. Eric, to your point, I think what's tougher is like when you see like action stars like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Sloan, they get older and you're like, blah. Well, that's why Expendables was funny. I mean, I don't know. Those two guys are not great examples of that. I met Sylvester Sloan four years ago,

and he was, he looked great with the fucking body. His body's crazy. He's just so strong. Go ahead. Yeah, those might be bad examples. You know what the fuck I'm saying. Yeah, I do know what you're saying. I do.

Like Dolph Lundgren. You get a chill. You got a chill. But yeah, yeah, I do it. I just thought that's what was funny about it. I mean, I, I remember, you know, in the 80s, that's what we wanted. We wanted to see a movie with Arnold. and Sylvester Stallone.

Yeah, yeah. And they just never happen. A better podcast idea is the ones that let themselves go. Like the dime pieces of the 80s and 90s and now they're 400 pounds. What the fuck happened? That's a podcast. Like a color me bad. Oh, man.

That would be a fun podcast. You call it the fuck. You call it the glow down. The glow down. Got chin. Heard him. The glow down. The glow down with Eric Griffin.

So you were hot at one point. You call it tough times. Who would even be on that? Well, that's the thing. You'd probably, you'd have to find them because they're out of the limelight. You'd have to, you'd have to pretend it's something else. Oh, I see. And then the conversation you have to like go towards that.

Hmm. Old people don't know what glow down means. The problem is with OZempic, all these bitches lose weight. The menopodcast. No, Nick. Not men a podcast. That's funny. I like it.

What's her name? Amy Schumer is, uh, thin now. She went the opposite, but she was a fat cow. You mean John Lithgow? Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm trying to think who's let themselves go, though. With those epic and peptides, it's tough on male and females.

Well, compared to what you looked like in, uh... Oh, my God. There's nothing Eric would laugh at harder than that. There's simply nothing. That looks like Brian Callen's type. That's the brawl. Oh my God. I'm sorry, but that looks.

Show the real picture. I mean, it's... I'm sorry. That's spot on. Really? I didn't really pay attention to it. Oh, my God. Who's it supposed to be?

No, Nick's got to get the real photo. You gotta get the real photo. Hello? Oh, that's... Wow. Hey, bro. What? talking about.

It's kind of, you know, you don't want to. She's been rude to me, but it's just better to stay out of it. You don't want to. Go ahead. She's done. Yeah, but it's just, it's like, it's pretty, whatever's going on in that head. I don't know. I just, everybody's got a terrible picture of themselves.

And it's just like now everything's online. That sucks. Yeah, but that's... But that's the one she posts. Let's not let her off the hook that easy, okay? She was pretty awful. See, I got them. Oh, my gosh.

I just keep everyone who, pretty much every star is so fucking crazy. It's just so insane. It's, you know, the people who are not huge stars, you can find them and they're not nuts, but the huge stars are just, they go nuts. Bro, think about when is the. last time you think Tom Cruz went to the post office?

Oh, well, yeah, I was actually thinking about that recently. I'm like, what do you do? You just have security? Like, because to be... I don't know the last time I went to the post office. Who's going the post office? Do you guys go to the DMV? Is there something rich people can do for the DMV? Well, you have to. There is in LA. Like, is Tom Cruise going? I don't think... That's what I think about this. Let me tell you what happened to me. Can I say a DMV story?

I got the way to ask. No, because I was at the DMV. and I'm standing there and I see the dude from a Game of Thrones you know Gray Joy

and he's just in line at the DMV you know what I mean did he has like he just spear with him or dude he had the dick cut off and I'm just sitting there and I'm like

I said to this you're like what's up Reek and I said to this girl I said to this girl I go oh shit that's that's great joy from the thing

and she goes like this and you're Montez from where he was hilarious and you know who said that Alicia Silverstone. It was like and I was like, and I said Toronto, I went like this. Okay, fair point. That's funny.

That's funny. I was like, fair point. I'm just saying that, you know, it was like, so I think about that all the time. Like, you go and you're like, how come you don't see, you know, because they go in a special time? I think there is like a, I think there is like a DMV back door where they bring them into an office and go, let's do it like this. There is. There is. There is.

And that's the gay agenda. It's in Hollywood. It's where they go, yeah. I have a friend who recommended it, but I just went through the front because nobody knew who I was. Yeah, well, no, I was thinking, so the... Just to Reddit.

Sure! So I was thinking about that, though. I went to, like, Arrow on the other day, and I got, like, I mean, sucked off. But I got, um, noticed, like, it was like 10 times. I was like, this is out of control.

And I'm, and that's when I started thinking about, like, I'm not, I mean, but like Tom Cruise? They had your picture up at the front of the store. But no, no, but this is exactly what I'm saying, though. It's like, it's like, I think when people get so famous and they've been famous, say, for such a long time, that this is their life. Yeah, yeah, that they don't even know how to do regular shit. Yeah.

Well, how do they know? But they also, they can't, they can't, though. Like, they can't go to the mall and buy shoes and stuff. They get sworn. What I'm, that's different. You have to have security. No, no, no, that's different. I'm saying.

I bet that there's people that don't even understand how regular life is. Yeah. Yeah. And that's when they become crazy. Christian Bell. Yeah, they have no clue how much a gallon of milk is or gas. Just like, hey, do this. I tell you something to have.

So I'm on part of the Directors Guild now. And so, like, you know, when you're a part of SAG, they know how much money you make and then they send you a bill. Like, this is what you're your dues. The Directors Guild has dues too, but you have to like go on to the website. and press a, you know, put the money in yourself by quarter and all this stuff. And so I didn't understand that I sent the email, but they suspended me because I didn't pay that would have been thing.

So I had to call yesterday. And I'm saying to her, I said, why are y'all doing it like this? Yeah. I said, is Steven Spielberg on the, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you say that? Yeah, I was like, is James Cameron on this website going like, okay, uh, two billion dollars from, uh, you know, I was like, why, why are you guys doing it like this? You know what I mean?

She was like, well, they probably had their assistance and that kind of stuff. I said, well, you got to have a degree from the learning annex just to figure out this thing. Oh, man. But anyway, I'm reinstated. I paid my dues and I'm reinstated. Nice. So I'm back. Let's take a little break from channel with the boys out there, nor Hollywood, nor ho, as the kids like to call it.

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com slash audio. Limited time offer. But anyway, my point is, like, if you're like so, you know, who's been rich like so long or like their whole. whole life. You know what I mean? Tom Cruise, yeah. Michael Jackson was like that.

He was just like. Will Smith? He was like, yeah, Will Smith is like, right. I think he's been, but there was a time when he was poor, when he was just rapping before he started. But at this point from his kids would be like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You know, I got it. You know, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Crazy people. I was, well, who, I was talking to somebody's a I was on a movie set and the assistants was talking about the story.

It was like somebody, I forgot who it was. I wouldn't want to mention anyway, but they didn't understand how to send a letter. Oh. Well, there must have been someone young. No, they were just been rich for 30. You know what I mean? It was like they didn't understand. Well, how do you do that?

Do you go to the thing? What do you, you know, I mean, there's just a lot of things people just don't know how to do. Sure, yeah. I mean, I'm kind of that way. My point is that's why some people I think get crazy. Yeah. I'm that way, but not because of fame. I'm that way because I just am lazy and don't,

didn't ever learn. Right, right, right. Yeah. Well, you've had, but you know what? You've had a little bit of a privileged life. Meaning with before fame. Because you're white. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before fame, not the whiteness, but it's just like, you know, when you were, you. No, he's white privileged. At what point did you, was your dad like, he was cooking. My dad? Yeah. And you guys were like, wow. I was probably, I was probably 16. Oh, okay.

Yeah. 17. We moved. Yeah. Yeah. I was probably 15, 16. Okay, so that's an impressionable time in your life. Sure, yeah.

From 15 till 45, you've lived a privileged life. You know what I mean? In that way, yeah. I mean, not the Tom Cruise. No, no, no, no. And I'm not knocking you. No, no, no. But what I'm saying is like, it's not poor.

Just take it in. You've been privileged. I'm not. Why do you always act like I'm arguing about somebody? I'm not. Well, no, you're kind of deflecting this. You keep going, well, I'm not Tom Cruise. No, we know you're not.

No, I'm trying. Because I want him to be specific because I want to understand what he means. You had it all. No, no, what I'm saying. Like there would probably be a part. If you had to, at 25, if you were like just lost everything and you had to completely change your life, it would probably be, it would probably have been weird at the time. Like really weird. Like, oh, this is how people live.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Maybe. Yeah. You know, I just think that's just what happens. Right. You know? It's like our wives are like that for sure.

Okay. Isn't that the goal, though? You know? Word. Yeah. Why do wives pretend like that's not the goal? Agree, bro. It's so weird.

And I'm not saying my wife, but it's just wives. They're just like, it's like, you'll see a wife sometimes and you're just like, ugh. And you're like, hey, hey, you're welcome. Yeah. Oh, my, oh, kids, I've been with the kids all day. Oh, you mean, you. been living your dream you think I go like this

oh another show a thousand people no man fuck yeah it's what I wanted oh my god you and that's like that he always has the Chris

vibrato you know what I mean it's like very specific you know what I mean dude fucking oh I had I had to I made a Oh, I made a chicken. Oh, you made a chicken, dude? Hey, uh,

let's fucking talk to you when you were, when you were coming up, when you were young, let's ask you, what's your dream? Cooking a chicken for my family. Yeah, man. And that's okay.

We're getting ready for wolf's, you know, two year old. He's going to be two. the place is already decorated she got streamers up and she's I've been doing this

yeah yeah she's like I you know and then you know Amazon boxes are coming for with like decorations and stuff and I'm just like what are we doing

you're welcome all of a sudden we're having a two year birthday party that I didn't want to have Moana song you're welcome yeah

fucking the rock comes in oh good he comes up up the fucking ground you're welcome with a stupid fucking arm tattoo

they're doing a live action of Moana. Yeah, I know. I know. Why didn't they just get the rock? I don't know. Does that make sense? I don't know. I'm sick of those live actions.

Yeah. Just leaving them as cartoons. Well, you know what? When I was trying to, when I was trying to fucking sell a cartoon once, my manager would always say, well, you got to, how is it? This is the main thing about. cartoon is we're going to take this out you gotta make it why is it a cartoon why can't you just film it and they're fucking filming all of them yeah so fucking he was wrong dude

i mean they could make a rick and morty movie right now the only reason why they're not because a predator doesn't want to do it you know it oh i would watch that yeah fuck yeah but i like i like live action g i joe i liked live the transformers was great when it first came out and the Transformers 17, but the first one. I understand. You know, that was interesting to see. They had a real Optimus Prime guy, the voice. That was awesome.

I know, man. You know? They're not they doing Thundercats or something? Are they? I think so. Oh shit, Bill Hader, Debbie Lino. They keep trying to do Robotech. I think that's going to be on Prime.

The Robotech. Yeah, that's older than me. Yeah, that was my jam. If they make. Yeah. They tried He-Man, but it's just like the technology was. I know, but the technology wasn't. Now, they'd have to, they can make

him out now they have to make it less gay though. Oh, aren't they redoing Kman? There's no way. How can you un-gay he-man? You'd have to. I mean, unless they want to put it on HBO Max after the fucking hockey show. Yeah.

Aren't they making? But they would call it they man? Here's a list of. Yeah! Here is a list of live action movies currently in development. Okay, so 28 years later. Three, God, they need to stop those.

They've already done Mortal Kombat. I thought they already made three. They've already done Mortal Kombat. What's Digger? That's a, oh, that's a cartoon, that was a cartoon? Tom Cruise comedy directed. But you'd be careful I say that one, huh? I know.

They did, yeah, what, I thought they were doing. What are you doing now? I'm trying to find Digger. Oh, yeah, that's the Tom Cruise one. Yeah. Oh, he's like, yeah, this is supposed to be a, this is going to be his Oscar. He's going to get an Oscar for this. one. They're trying. That's what they're trying to do. I saw the teaser, but not the actual

trailer. A thousand percent he's going to win an Oscar for that movie. And it's going to be a lifetime achievement of more an Oscar, like when Pacino won for a cent of a one. Well, no, but he's a great actor, Tom Cruise. No, no, I get it. But no, don't talk shit about it. No, some actors have gone for a long time where they go, oh man, we got to, they gave him an honor everything the other, the other day. Denzel, Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, Denzel for training day. Yeah. And he should have won for Malcolm X. No. Yeah.

Well, yeah, he should have won for Hurricane, honestly. But yes. Those are the ones. You know, it just happens, man. Clayface? What's Clayface? I feel like that's going to be good. He was a really scary guy.

Yeah, I remember that. What was it? He was like a shapeshifter. Show me? Yeah. I thought they already made Yamagji 3. Yeah, so that's exactly what I just said. Yeah, so.

Oh, this is on the, you know what's a great cartoon is the Harley Quinn cartoon? This guy's in that car. cartoon. The Harley Quinn cartoon is hilarious. But that's going to be an actor that's going to get it and then he's going to be like in the first 10 minutes of the movie. And then they're going to just be like,

cool, thanks, man. We got it from here. I grew up watching Batman. I've never seen or heard of this stupid. Oh, yes. You never heard of Clayface? Nah, this thing's stupid. Clayface and the manifest... Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Clayface, how is this for a headline?

Clayface and the manifestation of AIDS crisis fears in Batman. What even is What is this from fucking I mean what? This is when they fought against the gay agenda You got you know what? Send this to me

I got to read this. What the fuck, dude. Talk about fucking just, I want to click that. You guys, uh, Oh, summarizing the point of the article. Hold on.

This is great. No, I don't do vacations. I knew he didn't do vacations. Right? You just, why is that? I'm going to Florida for Tigers football team. that's not a vacation that's not a summer

that's as close as I'm going to get man you never just going to take the family and just lay on a beach someplace no I'm not the beach guy or go to Montana oh yeah you did you go to Montana yeah that's a vacation yeah totally and then the kids start playing sports

so now they're training right that's when the rocky thing starts you know wow that's what those little hose want you show the montage of them doing like you know so here's

what it's about. It argues that Clayface functions as an AIDS crisis allegory in late 80s and early 90s. There's no way they did that. Batman's stories expressing cultural fear and shame around sexuality, illness and contagion, especially as

it intersected with gay men's experience. Oh, wow. What? It uses two portrayals to make the case. Grant Morrison's Arkham, 1989. Clayface is framed as pestilence whose touch spreads infection. Okay. The key point

is not AIDS sufferers are villains but that cliffhicks reflects Batman's repressed punitive view. I mean, what's the fucking shit. Of sex as dirty and dangerous. I mean, this could be any evil villain. No, but this is just a, this shows you how light, how the world has changed.

I mean, if you, even if you look back at like I Love Lucy, you could, they didn't even show, like, they had two different beds. Like, they, they're married people don't sleep in the same bed on TV back then. So anything like this kind of stuff. Married people sleep in the same bed? Like sex and any kind of stuff, they just had a different vibe about it.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's so weird. Is that what the movie's going to be about? Oh, my God. I would be in line immediately. It's just going to be heated rivalry. I got to see this.

Clayface comes out. Oh, this is so hard. Roar. And he touches you and you get, but that would just be, if you, first of all, this day and age, you could just call somebody an AIDS monster. Yeah, what do you mean? Oh, oh, oh. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't have to do all this like, it's not even around it. You wouldn't have to do all this bullshit. You just be like, it's the AIDS monster. You can't even die from it anymore, yeah. Yeah, it's. Boys, you're going to have to hold down the fort.

I got to be somewhere at 315. Okay. All good. Love you guys. We got it, baby. You got some training set up. Love you guys. See, man.

See ya. See ya. Let's figure out Austin. Okay, cool. we will. You're there. Figure out. Oh, this is Chris. Oh, I have no clue. I have an Asian again. All right. Let's take a little break here because those boys are not looking fly on the pod today.

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Chin is furious right now. Maybe we should have chin sit there. Chin sit there. Yeah. Yes. Come on, Chin. We haven't talked to you in a while. Let's go.

Yeah, you can. Yeah, have chin fill in. Yeah, bring your dumb Asian ass over there. Okay, well, that's, now he kind of has to to defend himself. And you better have some chopsticks in your hand, too. I'll tell you that right now. There better be some orange chicken in your hands. She's like, I was going to come, but I crashed.

You saw, Bryn. Oh, he heard none of that. That's good. Dude, Brent is trapped. The what? Right now? Brendan's trapped. Oh, I might have to bounce in a second.

Oh, okay, cool. Well, you got to do your thing, boys. What are you doing? How's it going over there, chin? Fill us in on how Austin's going. Oh, wait. By the way,

hold on, before we even get into that, I, I, every few months, every few months, I checked the comments on a golden hour,

right? I fucking checked the one where he did the ads. That's all the comments were about where how great he goes. About the fucking ad read. I had to watch the ad read. I had to watch the ad read. I was going to see his fucking ad read.

Well, what was, it was it good or bad? Yeah, you did a good job, but it's a fucking aderee. What the fuck? Well, that's just how bad

Brendan does the bad Brinian's. But they were like, finally! Everyone's like, God, I got to sign up. So you killed the arteries.

Yeah. Thanks, dude. Yeah, well, I'm actually miss you guys. I miss being in that studio. I know, I know. Yeah, we miss you too, dude. Yeah, we do.

So. The IQ went way down in here. You know? What the fuck? Dude. No, it didn't.

He left with Brendan, too. That's true. So we kind of balanced it out. There's no singing going on here other than Mr. vibrato over here. I, I'm a better singer than you. I don't think so.

Okay. I don't know, man. Patreon sing off coming up. We never did that. Eric, remember we always talked about doing singing? We've never done it.

Because he was always like, Mr. Anti-Social guy. I don't, yeah. I don't like that, dude. I know the real you, dude. I know that you like it. You do. And you know what I was thinking about the other day?

You lie a lot. This guy took singing lessons, dance lessons. He was trying to be other than what he is right now. I wanted to be a triple threat. Dude. I wish there was videos of you in dance class. I got to talk to your dad.

I don't think I took that dance class. But I was thinking the other day if you died, how fucking devastated I would be. Why would you bring that up? I don't know. How long do you think It would be like with the podcast Would you replace?

How long before you guys replaced me? No, I would just This would just be I would just be so devastating I'm like Oh fuck I imagine myself at your funeral and shit I'm just like Oh my God dude

I'm not ready for that shit People are getting older Yeah I know I hate to even thought of that kind of stuff Even when you see like You ever see like you'll be driving down the street and then on the comedy club marquee. They go RIP to like some person that you're like, who's that? Yeah.

You know, that's the, that's why I don't like to get close to people, man. I don't want to be feeling all that shit, you know. Well, you know what? Better to feel and. Yeah, I know they say that. And lose it than never feel at all. I know they say that. That's why you got to get into a relationship, Chin.

How's the dating life going on over there? Do we have to do like the love? Oh, there's truck. The love line thing we used to do for you in Austin? What's going on? No, the love life, dude, I'm still, I know it sounds crazy, but I feel like it's still settling in here. Why does it sound so weird?

With all the shows. Can you hear me? The feedback? Why did it turn into a dubbed Kung Fu movie? No, because Brennan just turned on his truck. Oh, okay. Oh, I could hear the feedback now too, though. No, it sounds weird.

Like something's going wrong. Something's with the sound. Yeah. You got the relationship. He was like, Yeah, yeah, he's purposely doing it. Yeah, he's not even doing it. He's doing it on purpose.

Yeah, dude, we know your shit. Have you gone on any dates? Not real dates, no. What is dating like now, though? You go to dinner or something? Who do you even do? I feel like you don't. Thank God, we're not doing that shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because I said, you know what? Because I was in, where was I? Where was I? I don't know. Oh, near Disneyland. So we, and I took the family. and we were with another family,

and me and the husband went to go on a date. No, we went to go pick food up. And it was a Friday night, I think. And there were like couple, like, couples is one thing, but there were like people that you could tell were on a date. Getting to know each other, that vibe. And I was looking at that. I'm like, how do you even?

Wow, dude. My thing is like, how do you even get there? Like, what was the process to get there? Do all that shit online, guys? Was it six months on Instagram? I know, right, right, right. Do you want to meet up? And it was, you know what I mean?

And it was particularly interesting to me because it was a nice looking. They were nice looking like the guy and the and the girl. And I was just like, man, there must be excited, right? Yeah. I think this young generation, I don't think of these girls even give their number out live anymore. Like when's the last time a girl in her 20s? You know what's funny about that? Actually went, oh, here's my number live.

No, it's probably never happens anymore. You know what's funny about that is, uh, they, I've seen people be like, oh, I don't give out my number. And it's like, you know, online or whatever the fuck. But it's like, you can block anyone from anything. Yeah. So why is that different than giving them your Instagram?

Yeah. I can call anyone right now. Can't you call on Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. It's stupid. No, but it's a mental thing. In their mind, they go, the number's precious.

Yeah. But the DM message is social media. The young people today, they had this thing where they think, well this is not real it's social media no no no yeah no it's yeah it's the messaging area is the same is the app you have my phone number you basically live with me yeah I can't figure out your location with a phone number yeah

oh yeah yeah I can find out where they are that's a very good point yeah it's so stupid young people are just dumb Nick's a stalker but yeah Eric and Chris did you guys meet your girls through people you knew or is it through no technology no technology baby not me I met her in person. Oh, you did? Yeah.

Oh, me. It was all, that's the coolest way. Yeah, it is, I guess, the best way. I mean, I don't think it really matters, but, you know, at least you get an energy immediately.

And I knew it. I didn't spend a lot of time online. Rachel liked some of my pictures and followed me. And then immediately, I was like, come to my show. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess I, you know what I mean? So what I'm saying is like,

it wasn't like, you know, people that are like, you spend all this time talking to somebody for so long. No, no, no, no, no, I get that. And by the way, there's nothing wrong with however you meet somebody. I don't give it. There used to be. Yeah, yeah.

All right, bye, Jen. See you, dude. But what? They used to be. They used to be. They used to be when the internet first started and people started meeting people off the internet, there was a stigma. There was, yeah.

And now it's the only way people meet. Right. I think there's actually a stigma now going the other way. If you were like, well, how did you guys meet? And somebody would say, well, we were at a bar. And they were like, oh, my God. You didn't get to look at this dossier before you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good point.

But, no, it is, yeah, I met my wife after a show. She was there for, not me. It was at the comedy store. And then, yeah, we hit it off. And it was just immediately, yeah, yeah. Immediately we, she was just like, so my vibe. Yeah. But, and then when you met Rachel, was it immediately?

like hell yeah or was it? Oh no dude this was some weird I never told you guys I don't know maybe So I said her She said you should come to a comedy show And she's like well I

She's like I'm already going to a comedy show You know she actually was going to a comedy show Okay And I was like all right well you come to my show Yeah She's like well take you tickets Yeah This is what she was holding back on

Oh She was actually going on a date with a dude To a comedy show Okay Okay sure So I said that's fine Yeah I say well here's some tickets

So I'm on stage at the improv and I see her. Oh wow, really? That's funny. And at the time I had these jokes that I would do about like, I'm not going to, I don't do friends on. Oh, that's hilarious. And I'm doing those jokes on purpose. Boom.

And then I left, you know, she was like, how did you? Where were you left? I was like, you want to date. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not going to stick around and talk to you in this some idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

So then the next time I met up with her, she was on a date again. but it wasn't like a date it was just like a dude she was sort of you know and then like he was like singing at Delilah's you know and I went to Delilah and the guy saw me and he was a fan he was like oh man

bro sit over here so he sent me next to her and then we just started talking and I said hey you want to go outside oh it's hilarious and then we went outside and we were talking outside and then I was like let's then we went on a date like a couple

days later and then like you know boom cool but it wasn't like you know now that guy's got a bunch of great heartbreak songs. Yeah. I invited a woman. This reminded me of.

Montesto, my girl. I invited a woman once and she came and I, we would like talk online. Oh man, this was so long ago, but she was like this gorgeous, like, fucking woman with like a, uh, uh, uh, she had it. By the way, not to interrupt you, but in your stories, you only have to say if she was fat because that would be the surprising part but I guess

I okay sure okay but she had it was kind of she was like she had a kid and like she was like a you know and and I invited her to show and and but we had like a rapport

I don't really remember what on but and she came out finally and we met and she came alone and I did my set and then I was like come come out on the patio or something you know we were talking on the patio and felt like we were vibing and stuff right and then she starts talking about her boyfriend and I and I said oh you have a boyfriend yeah yeah and she said yeah and I said oh and I literally the next thing I said was well why did you come here yeah

And she said, oh, I don't know. I thought it was like for friends. And I was like, so I go like this. So I go like this. Okay. Okay. Because you try to put it into, you know, look, men and women think differently. And okay, fine, you know, you know.

So, but then I, but then I, I literally, I'll never get this. I said, if I invited a guy to the show, the way I invited you to a show, don't you think that would be gay? and she literally goes like this yeah and I'm like yeah that that would be so gay the next scene in that movie was no no no

she she yeah and I always remember that and I see every now and then like I'm scrolling or something I'll see a picture I'm like oh that's that fucking chick this is such a that's so like that's one of those ones where you just go you have to it's like what are you talking about

But also she came, she came alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up. You know what I mean? It's just weird. The whole thing was weird. I'm like, that's not how you meet friends.

Yeah, no, I know. I know that. And she knows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, you have to like, you know, I don't know, sometimes you meet,

man, I just, well, I just think back pre-internet, just meeting people. Yeah. I mean, I used to go to the, um, house of pie,

you know, yeah, yeah, on Franklin. Yeah. So, a lot of place. But it was just like Puerto Rican waitress.

And I would go there all the time. Boriqua. Yeah, and then we started talking. She was, you know, we're flirty. And then, like, I remember my, I never forget this. My car got broken into. I was living in, like, Korea town. And I was like, I didn't have a parking spot.

And I was like, she was like, well, come over. You can park your car, you know. I get there and, you know, get in there. You know, I'm like, okay. You know, I'm like, let's go, girl. You know, what's happening? She got a kid. I didn't know.

Yeah. And I just thought that was like, to me, I thought it was like, had a rapport. Yeah, I thought it was weird. It was like, oh, your kids here too? It's like, oh, who am I some weird guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just felt it was like, oh, look, I feel for single moms out there. Of course, yeah.

Because you're trying to be like, you're still a woman trying to live and work and take care of your kid. Take care of your kid. And then you also try to have a personal life. And then you have to deal with, you know, I mean, single moms are fucking amazing. I, and I'm not saying, shout out to all. I don't even understand how that works.

I mean neither. I work and my mom was a single mom and I just, I just like, I, it's, I don't know how people do it. Yeah. I don't know how to do it. Especially if they're breastfeeding, like, I don't know how that shit works. Yeah. You have a baby and you're like by yourself. Oh my God.

Ugh. Should be illegal. My, my heart really like feels a certain way about that, though. I feel like it goes out. out to the like single moms. It's just like, God damn. They're really out there doing it.

And it's also crazy how a guy can have a kid. I don't know. Maybe it's a compartmentalization thing. I guess it is. But if I had a kid, if I impregnated a woman, right, in wherever, Oklahoma. Uh-huh.

You know, 15 years ago, whatever it did. and she told me this 15 years ago. Right. I don't understand how I could wrap my head around not having that kid be in my life. Okay. Right. Now, that's just how I feel now. You also know more now because you have.

That is very true. That is very true. Okay, but check this out. I get that. But so you have to remember what's the scenario? that you have this kid. Because that changes it. No, of course, yeah.

It's like a broken condom you have a kid, then you have like a little bit of like, oh, wow, that that responsibility factor comes in. I don't know. You know what I mean? Maybe it changes it a little bit. But if a girl's like, I don't get pregnant, you don't have to worry, just bust in me.

You know what I mean? I'm fine. You know what I mean? No, but that's, but clearly she's trying to get you, you know what I mean? But all that stuff matters, the situation and the context. until the kid is born.

True. You know? With you there, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what do you do? Yeah. Then you're like, oh, I agree.

Yeah, I don't know. And look, I obviously I do feel a certain type of way about it now because I have two kids. I love, I mean, love with it.

And it's just. But what if you find out right now, somebody hits you up and it's like a 15 year old? I'd be fucking pissed off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, oh, this is your kid.

I'd be pissed, pissed the fuck off beyond belief. Yeah, yeah. That'd be crazy. Now, I'm not saying even, Like, who knows what she went to, maybe I'd be pissed off.

I don't know if it'd be pissed off at her, but I'd be, I'd be, feel like those years were stolen from both of us. Listen, I feel, because of my situation with my mom, yeah,

yeah, yeah. I just, I go, no, I would be fucking pissed. No, no, I get you,

but I'm saying it's like, you, that person should be pissed. That person should be pissed. Yeah. But like, I also know that people got to make certain choices in their life

and whatever was going on at the time, they have to make that choice for them. Yeah, I, sure. You know what I mean? And it's also okay for you to be upset about. Yes.

And it's okay. And that's what I'm saying I wouldn't necessarily be pissed off at her. I would just be like. It sucks. Yeah. I mean, most likely I'd be pissed off at her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there are situations where I'd be like, okay.

But I would be heartbroken. I mean, like, I feel, yeah. Yeah. Are we done already? That flew by. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

I'll be in West Nyack. I'll be in Milwaukee. I'll be in a bunch of different cities. Cincinnati, St. St. Louis, Austin, Australia. Chris Leah.com, go get it. I'm going to be at the Omaha and Nebraska at the freaking funny bone on what's that date? Oh, yeah, 125, January 25th.

One show, January 25th. Golden Hour people, if you're in that area, I need you to come out, buy some tickets early, come out so we can have a blast out there. And then Eric Griffin.com, I have other dates coming up. I keep filling up to calendar with other things. Oh, yeah, dude. And if you're in a city of Erics that he's coming to, get a plane ticket and come see me, Krista.com. After my show. I don't know.

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