The Golden Hour - The Great Breast Debate | The Golden Hour PATREON #50 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

The guys talk fat monsters, Chris' colonoscopy, Erik's legendary Tom Cruise movie rant, Casey sparking a debate about breasts, Harry Potter, the Alien movie franchise, hottest older women in hollywood, Brendan looking like Marilyn Manson, Erik directing another special for Matt Rife, all new live call-ins, Erik working out with Leo Flowers, first ever rated R movies they watched and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

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Some Hayek was crazy Remember that? What was the movie? The only movie that anybody would reference some Hayek being high Oh you're talking about Dust Till Dawn. Yeah, Dust Till Dawn. Yeah, Dust Till Dawn. The trivia. The hottest.

You're not a guy if you don't know Dust Till Dawn. Dust Till Dawn was crazy. Dude, I was eight and I was like, what's happening in my pants? What's going on? You know my favorite scene. That's the hottest person ever in any movie. My favorite moment in this movie is when

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Do you buy what I do? Yeah, I do word play. That was the weirdest festival. Back now because it's dark. So life is like now I do have a word play. That was the weirdest festival when I look back now. Look at his dog so hot. What life is like now. I love that kind of shit. His dog's so hot I don't know where. Go ahead. Because Kevin Spacey was there.

OK, so you take him on a sweat. I actually have a picture. There's actually a picture. I'm walking and talking with Kevin Spacey. Really? Yeah. He was trying to fuck you? No, no, no.

He was interesting. And then Harvey Weinstein was there. Whoa. Yeah. What was this? Oh, you're missing it. He was a... And then Harvey Weinstein was there. Wow. Whoa! What was this film? Oh, you're missing it. It was a Tribeca film festival. Was P. Diddy there? But in Abu Dhabi or Dubai, Dubai, Abu Dhabi.

Why were you there? Because we were in a movie. I was with Ahmed Ahmed at the time. I know. I'm saying, what movie? It was a documentary that he made. But it was just very interesting. And I remember, I remember I remember We were we were just like art gallery thing and Harvey Weinstein's right there, you know, and he's in We say to him like oh, yeah, you like this. What's going on?

He was like got love this you just asked for whatever you want to give it to you Where what like he said if you have I asked for a helicopter. I want to get a helicopter. Don't do it Wow, that's why he was there. That's so much, they would just, cause you're talking about- So much money. So much money. That's right. So, again, so my high was just there. We're walking through the thing

and she just standing in a garden by herself. And I was like, What? Like a regular person? Yeah dude. Just disturbing the shit out of her. No, it was like that. Cause I said to the guy,

dude, it's Selma Hayek. And she's just standing there by herself. We gotta go see her. This motherfucker is a commercial. Dude, you're a commercial that would happen. Did you spit any game at her? No. What's up, Selma Hayek?

You in that one movie, Dust Till Dawn, huh? God damn. You're fine, girl. I love that scene when the director is sleeping and he says You like these tulips I got to let me see your tulips Look at how stupid that looks more like the real Harry Potter than anybody. You know who Brendan looks like? Oh my God.

I fucking saw a picture the other day of a huge celebrity, young, and I was like, oh my God. Was it Richard Gere? No, dude. He's handsome. Nope. Marilyn Manson. He looks like you, bro. Look up young Marilyn Manson. He looks like you bro.

As you go look up young Marilyn Manson. No, no, no, not that young. Wasn't he in the wonder years? Look at that. Oh my god. Bro. Oh my god. Can I actually do that AI thing now?

Go to even a little bit older than that, but like. Hey you know what's crazy is I don't like anything like that. Oh even the one right there with the weird hair. Now there is is there are some pictures though. I guess we both had big dick Yeah, exactly exactly You gotta talk to your dad you gotta talk to your dad and mrs. Monroe, this is crazy You gotta talk to your dad. You gotta talk to your dad and Mrs. Monroe. This is crazy. My dad is Charles Manson.

My mom's Marilyn Monroe. Oh my god. That is crazy, bro. There it is. There are more pictures, too, that you would be like, no. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little fucking weird you're sitting next to me right now, man.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, dude. Let me music. That was right there, too. Oh, wow. You know what has a great story about him? Look at that. He's Santino. Can we grease up his horse? Sant what has a great story about him? Santino. Can we grease up his story?

Santino has a great story about being in a club with him and he spilled, it's like they're ordering shots or whatever in a club and there's big vases of orange juice shit and Santino's like, bump them orange juice and the entire thing falls over and he's wearing those big boots and just goes all into his boot. They say he just looked at him

and then didn't give a fuck. Fuck dude. Just kept on camping on Hey, yeah talented guy that man. I'm man. So no talented guy. I Think I like I feel like that's what your son's gonna look like Harry Potter. She have a mustache. I like it Well, he was fucking 14 when the book started right? He's like eight No, he was actually like Matt right with the fucking he was nine with this little Matt right? I told him what are you doing? Yeah, well, it was weird as he actually like Matt right with the fucking he was nine with this little Matt right? Well, it was weird is he's like 28 right 29 Yeah, yeah guys can't grow mustache. No, I know did he die his hair. Is that why he's calling his tour?

I think that's cool. I didn't want it to look fake. That's cool. But then he found out like To be a Billy Idol thing, but now Billy Idol's actually going on tour. Oh, that's funny, bro. Yeah. Yeah, because I saw it and I was like, oh, it's a Billy Idol thing. Yeah, now, but Billy Idol's actually going on tour, so we had to change the name.

Of what? His tour. It's called The Girl Now. It's like a rebel. Oh, it was? Yeah, because you know, it's like, I'm a rebel, yeah, whatever, the Billy Idol's thing. It's a Billy Idol's thing.

Billy Idol's like, hold up, bitch. If you're someone like that, and then it must be hard to not want to go make all that money. It depends how much money you have. Even still, though. Still, even still. It's very rare to be able to go make, like you're going to go on a tour.

It's very rare you can go out and make 15, 20 million dollars in six months. I don't care how much money you have. That's a thing where you go, I gotta do this. And guaranteed, too. It's guaranteed. It depends how much you have. I don't get how much money you have right that's a thing where you go and guaranteed to yeah yeah yeah depends how much you have I don't get why guys do it I get also they might be spending crazy money when they're my day now they're like I got it I got make this bank but keep up the lifestyle 70 that's what I'm saying fuck that how else can you like you know then you got

other things your kids your kids kids. You don't know Music