The Golden Hour - The Ick | The Golden Hour PATREON #25 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

The guys watch the adult version of Family Guy as well as a viral K-Pop group from TikTok and talk catchy songs, PSY, BTS, Zach King's Magic Ride, advice for dealing with bullies, red flags in dating, dating profile tips, dating disaster stories, all new live call-ins and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Biggest ick in a guy. This was like a trend and there was a lot of really funny ones. Alright, yeah. I don't know if this is good. But you're short as shit. If his stop score is over 1 million. Million.

1.2 million. What? What's a snap score? Like how many Snapchats you've sent. The keywords, like actual flip flops to the beach. That's a good one. Callan. Imagine a boy putting sheets on a bed and it like falling off and they have to fix it.

Ick. What? Fixing a bed? I agree. I agree. You don't do it. You do it. If they drink milk.

What are icks? Some guys should not be able to run. Some guys just don't know how to run. And it's really gross. Good one. If the trainer has to help them off the field after they get hurt. Oh, I mean, that's not a good one. When they walk downhill on a hike. Allow me to demonstrate. That's I mean, that's not a good one. This is when they walk downhill on a hike.

Allow me to demonstrate. That's a good one. That's a good one. They get banana ice cream. Wearing sandals like plain flip-flops. Oh, if they breathe with their mouth, like mouth breathing. Okay, sorry. Good one. So just breathing? Yeah, if they blow their nose with a tissue, they're playing ping-pong

or cup-pong, and the ball falls on the ground and they're chasing it. Good one. She's funny. Eating, like just eating in general. What is an ick? Eating in general. Breathing.

Dude. Picking up ping pongs like a bitch. What's the one? There was one really funny one where it said, there were two that I saw. One was new, it was like a new ick unlock. If you look at guys, she was in a pool. If you look at guys underwater and like above the water, they're all like, yeah, bro. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool, bro. Cool. And then underwater, they're just like, and it shows them underwater. They're such bitches, dude. That's a good one. Hilarious.

You wouldn't even know. Just a little bitch underneath the water. That's hilarious. And then there was another one that was where a guy, oh, man, this one was the funniest, I thought. It was her boyfriend or husband, but it was him looking through a telescope. Like it might've been on the Empire State Building or something. And he was just like, like the way he was doing it.

See if you could find that. Bro, it was really funny. The guy looked like such a bitch. He had shorts on. There it is. The middle one. There it is.

That's terrible. He has no idea. Looking like that, dude. Oh my God, dude. That's terrible. He has no idea. Look at that, dude. Oh, my God, dude. That's great. His socks. Oh. A lady, dude.

That's so good. You know what the thing about this, though, is that they're really functional. So no matter what it is, the music makes it. No. No. Those are so bad. Those are so bad anyway. That's so bitch made. But the music obviously adds to no those are so bad those are so bad anyway that's so bitch made but the music

obviously adds to it but what's this what's he doing pissing fob squad what oh drying

I don't know that's stupid 12.3 million views that's not bad that's annoying that was actually good the guy swimming the fucking

telescope one kills me, dude. Because you know how he fucks. Yeah. Right there. Oh, he goes in. What are you talking about? He gets the cat back. Back into it?

Yeah. Look at this one. Whoa, who's that? The one that you just had. He's riding like a bitch. He's riding like a bitch. These fucking bitches, dude. I would never be like that.

I would never do that. Again, that's one where take the music away. It's just a guy riding a bike. No, it's not. Nah, he looks bitched up. Not if you're creative. Not if you're creative.

You do the music in your head. You look at it. It's just like that fat girl jumping on the thing and it's the Mario Brothers thing. You go, boing, boing, ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba.

No, I don't know it, but that sounds so funny. That's still bad. She's at the gym. She's like doing the jump thing. Yeah, that's bad. She just falls. The whole bike.

No music. Still bad. I got to watch it. What would he have to Google to see that? Because it seems like that's going to make me dead. Fat girl Super Mario. Have you seen the guy get out of the... Bro, have you seen the dude...

What do you call him? Short people? You can't call him midgets anymore or whatever? Get into the truck and the... When they put that. No. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That shit makes it.

And then you see when they jump in the pool. I love the ones where it's like it's a little dude, right? Yeah. And he's at the gym and he's doing this. Then they cut to like somebody's shoelaces. Yeah, yeah. You've said that kind of shit before. Yeah.

Those are like... See, there's one. There's two with the little person where one of them, he gets in the... The guy's filming it and they're at a gas station and he gets in the truck.

He's so stupid. And when he gets in the truck, he adds the video game sound of Mario jumping and it's like... Dude, if you could find that, bro. And then the one where they jump in the Mario jumping And it's like Dude if you could find that bro And then the one where they jump in the loop No it's not that

But that's It's from the other side Like you see No Maybe that Okay I could find it Hold on I could find it

It's from the other side, though. It might be the bottom. Oh, no. Damn. It's none of these. But there's one, though, that is... Did you see where they jump in the pool and then it goes... Yeah, you seen that one right there.

I think we have the Mario one. Oh, you got the Mario? Oh, fuck. You know a new Mario came out. Yeah, this is it. What's this? No. This is all I'll get. What I'm saying is this.

What I'm saying is this. That shit is hilarious. Yeah. Because of the Mario Brothers. It doesn't matter how big the lady is. Yeah. It could be anybody. Her fucking ass is funny.

No, I know, but I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying it's hilarious. I'm saying is this That shit is hilarious Yeah Because of the Mario Brothers It doesn't matter how It doesn't matter how big the lady is Yeah It could be anybody

No I know but I'm saying it takes you to Yeah yeah You know Where it's okay What I'm saying is this That's why you laugh Oh yeah

But you just have this Fat girl falling like that And you're laughing It's not that funny You're kind of cruel Yeah But like you know No the music

It's still funny if somebody falls Of course It's always funny But that shit takes it to an nth degree Thank you.ご視聴ありがとうございました