The Golden Hour - The Male Gaze | The Golden Hour #162 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

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I can't see. There he is. Oh, you're looking good, man. Jesus. Oh, thanks, sir. Wait, wait. If I can't see thighs, we're not doing the podcast.

You know what I'm saying? It's too chilly out, man. But I'll hang my nuts out halfway through that. What's going? Oh, you know what? You woke my kid up today. Motherfucker. Yeah.

But doing what? Okay. you guys saw me outside no he's at he's in the bed rachel snuck away so it's just me and him and then i sneak out of the bed to get dressed for this he's sleeping so i have a dresser drawer next next to my bed and i have to put my stuff away or if wolf will get to it right okay so i open up the thing and i take my my my iPad and my headphones and i put it down and it goes oops that was coming christi dot com dude don't put that in your bed tape And then Wolf goes like this.

And I'm like, God damn it, Chris. Well, it was a mistake, wasn't it? Chris, what's that shirt, dude? Some person he knows. Yeah. It's a great dude. You know, he sent it to me. He came to a shop.

He came to a show. He came to a show in Tennessee. No, he did send it to me. And he's a cool dude. He's a fan. I got Jackson sending me some shit. Who? Beer Jackson.

Remember I was telling you how good their shirts are, better than fair of God. They're sending you a package. Oh, cool. yeah no this guy this is this is a big brand though this brand blew up and dude's i never heard of it yeah they're not cool i guess i don't know no i got my now i got my ear to the ground never heard of it definitely not if you haven't heard of hell star but ear to the ground never heard of it okay they sponsor a bunch of sports stuff too which is weird you don't

know about it hellstar send me some triple x is that how it i just need double hellstar i do like the white one yeah okay oh can you see it well you guys you know Look, Hellstar Sports, there you go. I wonder what, like, they need to sponsor my kiddo. If we were doing flag football, this motherfucker dominates these little bitches. Oh, yeah, this is like what you,

Brendan's, Brendan's feed has turned into like kids ESPN now. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? These kids are out of control, man. It's not my fault. Tiger throws a no hitter. He's only giving up fucking three hits in four tournaments.

Oh, he's spending my money. He's pitching now, too? Wow. He's going to be like, he's going to be the, you know, The Otani. That's crazy. He's Otani, but he's half Mexican.

You're half Mexican Otani. I love it. So, okay, so that's, wow, that's impressive. Now I remember in Little League when I was doing it, it was like, I remember all those kids that were like the good pitchers and shit. Now that you say that, it gives me flashbacks. That's so funny. You should have him talk shit to Baby Grant.

Oh, no, that kid's going to be a disaster, right? That kid's going to end up dealing ecstasy. But listen, with T, yeah, you just got to stay on it, man. Keep him humble. Tell me ain't shit. your son yeah I go you ain't shit I don't know if you do that

wait hold on a second is that gronk son that's not what you want your kid to do I don't even know what this is what is this little ground cue's a football player his dad was like campaigning he has no history

saying he has all these scholarships yeah they just the kid can play though it was like a football version of little tay just made their kid flex and what happened a little tay uh she she started her only family about a month ago and she turned 18.

Oh, boy. She's bawling now, but here's the thing. Even if your kid's a baller, a dude, until they hit puberty, it doesn't matter. No, you never know. It's great that T's balling, but until they're like 15, 16, it's tough to tell. Like, most of the guys that go pro aren't just dominating until they hit puberty. Yeah. So it really don't matter.

Well, but that, you don't, you should know, though. What's this followback? Who? He follows me. I don't follow him. Wow, that's pretty fucked up, dude. why it says 40 inch boxed

that kid doesn't have a 40 inch like that's a flexed on a 12 year yo yo yo baby grongs follow me but I'm not following him ah yeah but you hope it works out for him you know what I'm saying he's just bawling

he's good he's really good too yeah wow okay well maybe he'll grow he'll have a great growth spurt and keep it you know I guess he what size his dad is you know what's thinking

this man it's just like something I'm trying to make material out of it but whatever like what he just said about the girl turns 18 you know what you know what's crazy sex in our country you can't sell sex because if you sell sex it's illegal right but you can use sex to sell stuff you've talked about this here before but also marketing one-on-one buddy look at Sydney's winning what I'm just saying isn't that kind of it's just you think I'm wearing these American Eagle jeans because I don't want a titty fucker it's wild though I don't know, man, maybe.

But sex is also the only, one of the few, like, addiction businesses, whatever you want to call it, where the customer is always wrong. Right. Yeah. It makes the world go around, baby. No, Brennan is not on the wavelength you're on right now. It's okay. I just ignore it. You're saying something and he's saying something that isn't part of it.

He's saying you bought those jeans because he wants the titty fuck. I understand, but he's also just like. The only reason. There's just so many other genes. I've met Sidney Sweeney, so I'm trying not to, you know what I'm saying? He's just going. Oh, now we're towing the line. Yeah, baby.

That's my friend. I'm not going to talk shit about my friend, Cindy Sweeney. I'm not talking shit about her. I'm celebrating her. I'm wearing American Eagle jeans for one reason, one reason only. Them fucking heavies. All right. They don't even fit me.

They're baggy. They don't even look good. Are you talking about her tits on your dick? Yeah. Dude, here's the deal. Because he's small dick. I don't know. Make fun.

Yeah. I don't know. That can't be your thing, though. You know what I mean? That's pretty cool. It's, uh... Your dick on her tits. Uh, money.

Listen, um, you're just, you're not... You're not... He's not understanding you right now. Or he is and he's just saying, yeah, and sex cells. No, I understand clearly what he's saying. Yeah, that's great, man. But I'm the consumer. I got American Eagles on for one reason, one reason.

But what I'm saying, though, that's not on the way. This is actually great. though this actually goes into my point so he's like so a guy can go not exactly no what they don't fully exactly not for him though he's not thinking right they're keep going Chris doesn't get it he doesn't get it I'm with you now he doesn't get it so you got the jeans so a guy could be like yeah I bought these jeans because of these big ass titties right yeah and then now society will go oh you're terrible but wait the seller used the tities to get me to buy the jeans right so not that I bought the jeans I don't have a chance to get those tips I can't

It's a weird part. I understand what you're saying. That's correct. That's a great point. What Brennan is saying right now even over you, it has nothing to do with what you're saying. No, it does. He might as well be talking about bananas. Me and Eric on the same side.

They're selling tits and jeans. I'm buying the jeans because of the big tits. And I'm saying society looks at him as like, oh, you're a creep for doing that. It's like, listen. Wait, wait, let me get an example. Matthew Perry's doctor is now getting convicted. Right. Okay.

Okay, so he was a drug addict. Oh, really? And then the drug dealer gives him. him to drugs and we blame the drug addict. There's no, we're not blaming Onlyfans. You know what I mean? Like we're not going after Onlyfans. That's the drug dealer. He only got

30 months. He'll be out in 12. Not a again, not understanding what you're saying. It's unbelievable. This is not what you're saying. You know what I am? I'm real. That's fine. That's fine. The little screen on your camera, it's real here. That's fine, but that's... I buy

jeans because it's... It's interesting. I celebrate Matthew Perry's Doctor because they'll be out in 12. but it's interesting that you're you know what swayed more this way no no Eric you might stay on the good side but you might be hearing

and processing what he's saying but then you say what you say and the conversation turns into a different conversation so yeah it turns into real okay that's fine you know I don't there's no

again that's not what I'm talking about I don't think you're not real well he's keeping it real it's real it's real do i okay so hold on so do you want in no just give us a second no no i don't i don't i don't want in i i don't want in there all right i keep living in twilight all right i keep living i wish we could that his chair had like an electrical thing on it that we can go like this and just shock him yeah so hold on so okay now just god damn it so you want you're saying that his his

the doctor's sentenced to 30 months okay he'll get out in 12th try to chill Brendan try to chill I understand he'll be out in 12 so

so he was sentenced to a certain amount of time no matter how much he gets yeah okay and you're saying that he was a drug addict yes I'm saying the doctor was

no no no this is Matthew Perry dumbass but that's what I'm saying but then why is he saying we blame the drug addict yeah because he was supplying no no no no no no no

you said we blame the drug addict no no I'm saying I'm saying, I'm saying, no, no, okay, then I miss a ball. Okay, okay, okay. Well, what I'm saying is like, so we have sympathy for this drug addict. Yes. And so when he's supplied the things he's an addict for, we then get mad at the supplier. Right, yes.

But when it comes to sex, yes. We would blame Matthew Perry. Yes. Yes, you're right. You know what I mean? We would blame him. And then the, all, you know, it's like, so this, just the crazy thing is this. Brendan's like, I like double D's though.

This is the crazy part. No, that's a fact. But the thing is, is, because the drugs are a crime here. Sex is not a crime, Bubba. It is a crime. It's not, though. Yes, it is. If you sell it, it's a crime.

Prostitution is a crime. They're not selling sex. They're selling the idea of a hot chick, right? That makes us go boing-o-yo-yo-in by the jeans. It's a slip, yeah, it's like a fine line. It's a dance. Yeah, I understand. But I do get what you're saying.

No, no, sex is like alcohol. It's legal. Well, drugs are legal. But it's just you've got to get it. from a doctor yeah well not heroin well no not heroin right yeah but you know but this is the thing so one of the the the phrases that are out there right now is the male gaze you know you hear you say gay or g a z gays gays they always say that that's like a thing oh the male gaze it's like a bad thing oh like if you're checking a woman yes yeah that's a bad it's used it's a bad thing right

yeah it's got a negative connotation but here's that's a negative connotation but you can profit off of it. Yeah, that's crazy. No one's upset out of there. Just bitches are, right? So out here we don't have that. No, I understand. Yeah, that is that in the, it's like, dude, in the, it's like in the media, it's always

going to be whatever the left-leaning shit is. It's going to be in support of that. But when you go out. Especially in the media, but also ask a woman, right? Ask a woman who's when she was 25 and she might not like it, but dudes are staring at her. She's like, oh, my God, these fucking pigs, I can't stand this. And then when she's 45, it looks like a warlock and they're no longer staring at her. And she's upset about that.

Like, they pretend it's this horrible thing and it's not human nature to stare at an attractive girl or even a fast car. Well, we're getting into it. But then when it stops, these bitches start complaining. Well, it's a bigger issue. Back on board. Am I too real? But there's a bigger issue here that women are just ever happy. So, yeah, I understand what you're saying.

And I agree with it. It's just no matter what you get. I know, but I think the male. gaze is like a gun you know it's like we know what they say people don't guns don't kill people people sure i think it's how the gaze is used you know yeah in one way you could be like hey you look beautiful today i really like you're great and then then the other way it'd be like yo what's up with that pussy you know what i mean it's like well nobody's gonna like that but yeah but that's my but they think that the male gaze is always that right that's what i'm saying

the male gaze is not always so so so then these bitches with all these these these girls with cats or they're wondering why they're single because they've suppressed dudes from even taking a shot. No, but see, they're scared to even take a shot. What he's talking about is the extreme and what I'm saying is this.

You just said. Sabrina Carpenter, for instance. Serena Carpenter of instance uses sex to sell her music. Yeah. It's a part of who she is, right? So she's got panties on. And what I'm saying is,

you hear what she said to? We're not supposed to, wait, well, look at it. We're not supposed to, so I can't look at the panties. I have to be like, ooh, nice tone. that's a nice tune

but I'm like oh no also the panties look good too but so she's using the male gaze we can't

we're not supposed to gaze I understand all that's fake all that's a fake fake thing everyone knows it's still annoying

you can still have consequences yeah it has consequences in the media it's still like you like you heard what she said about

she was like make as many songs about how you hate men as you can or something yeah And people were like, oh, didn't you, weren't you bent the fuck over on your album cover? With a guy holding your hair.

She's young and dumb. That's not real. She thinks she has to say that. Well, what do you mean it's not real? What's that mean? Yeah, yeah. Explain it. Meaning, meaning it's not, it's a Hollywood.

It's a media agenda. Right. Saying that guys are so aggressive and girls don't like being, you know, spoken to like that or talked to her cat called. It's all fake. Okay. Because in the real world, in the real world, right dudes are taking their shots if they're not scared they're taking a shot in the workplace of the attractive girl the reason she's getting all the attention is because she's attractive

it's just that's just fucking science no i understand that but but but i guess i don't understand what you're saying real because it it is a real thing in the media if they say something and then you get like being shamed online for stuff is a real thing that sucks and it affects people being ashamed by who though you know what i'm saying Like, yet, yet, so the media says a ton of gnarly shit that's not real, a ton. The majority of it's not real. I understand that, yeah. I just, like, my point is just a simple, just whatever you guys are talking about.

I agree with you. Whatever you're talking about, I don't know. All I'm saying is, it's strange to me, it's just ironic that you can use sex in that way. Like, do a Lepa, however, what is that you say your name? It's annoying. She fucking humpes her, I know, it's stand in like a skeeppy outfit. And it's like, wow, that looks great. But I'm saying it's like,

you can profit off this but then no it's annoying yeah it's super annoying right well it's a double standard it's fucking stupid it's shitty i mean there's a hate men fucking agenda there really is i mean you know women can say like oh well men hate women yeah okay that's true some men do but also dude there's like the majority of the media is men are bad yeah sucks and and you could say that's not real and i totally i i agree with you i don't think men for the most part are bad unless it's a bad guy or a bad man. But it's still a real sentiment and notion that's put out into the world that affects things.

Yeah. Well, my thing is like, I think showing, like having... Wow, I mean, just Brandon, just shaking his head at me. But I'm saying this. When I'm agreeing with you. No, but I'm saying this. Okay, well, wait, can I make this point before y'all interrupt me? Yeah.

If men are bad in their opinion. All right, let's say that's right. They say men are bad and men all... They just, the male gaze is terrible. then if you profit on that, aren't you like a Nigerian lawyer trying to get money off people? Like, so we're the...

You just got an email. So men are the old ladies that are getting scammed. Yeah, you just got an email about your dick size. Yeah. I mean... My thing is if you,

if you went onto the streets, like real people, like here in Austin, not downtown Austin, not downtown Hollywood. If you went to like the suburb, like real places, where real folks are? Yes.

And if you ask women, hey, are men an issue? are men the enemy, I would, I bet 95% I'm saying, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't push back on, on that for you. I'm not pushing back on you. But, but, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like when you have, uh, this idea of even if it's not real,

if you portray men are bad or whatever the issue is, you're going to have 95% of the people then being like, fuck that, fuck the media. And it turns into this big volatile thing that doesn't need to even happen. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Let's take a little break here, chatting with the boys. I'm in Austin. They're in L.A.

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Yeah, but you can't say there's bad men. There's terrible women there too. That's the thing. You say there's bad men. There's bad women. There's bad people. There's women who are awful. There's men who are awful.

You don't just say, oh, yeah. Like, it's so, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, yeah. That's the sucky part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the, that's the, that's the guy's finished last. Am I right?

I'm sure Asians when they're like, we, we, I can drive. You know what I mean? And it's like, yeah, you can. No, but it's like, I'm saying it's like I always say this not like there are nice guys obviously there are really nice guys out there but I just want to remind people that nice guys also like to have sex yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's like what I mean so it becomes this kind of like weird thing you know it's like oh well everybody's bad all men are bad all men are this you know you know what I

can't stand I can't stand when a dude talks like that when a dude is like oh you know women are always worried about the male gays you know that kind of guy that talks like that. There's no real guy. Wait, what are you talking about? When he's an ally? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Just that big. You know, you know, those guys are full of shit. Oh, man, I can't stand that. There's a lot of young male comics that are like that. There's also some old ones. Cowl and a dip his toe into that every now and then. What do you mean? I'll dip his toe in.

I'm just offended. Like, can you imagine being a woman in today's society? I'm like, oh, I want to fucking die. Well, no, but listen, I think that will hold on a second. My pushback is, yeah, sometimes being. I can see for being a woman that's like living in a haunted house their whole life. And every time they come around a corner, some dude is like, boo! You know what I mean?

Don't, but gaslight. Give me that pussy. You know, there's pros and cons, bro. I mean, like, you can't, you can't get, you can't act like everything is fucking only terrifying when you're also getting free shit all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh.

Or dress in a certain way or acting like they do on social media and like these guys, the way they talk to me, it's like, yeah, you're popping your pussy on your fucking Instagram. When you see these, like, these, like, I saw this, this podcast and the girl's interviewing some only fans model, right? And then she goes, let me see how much money you've made, you know, she gets to the thing. She looks at it and she looks at the camera. You guys are disgusting. What, bitch?

Oh, yeah, no, I know, I, but nobody, yeah, that's fucking stupid. But that's, that's the thing Brennan's talk about. It's not real. I mean, get out of here. Yeah, no, you're fucking, that's an idiot right there. Unless she's joking, but I understand. But it just comes across. like that I know the sentiment of it is what we're talking about where it's just being like you're

welcome you guys are you're welcome oh we're terrible you're welcome she just turned 18 you guys are terrible and we changed your life the men who subscribe your only fans change your life you never have to work a day again oh my god you know what I think two things can be true if you if you're waiting to press the button to subscribe yeah on at midnight of her 18th birthday okay that's pretty nasty but at the same time you know it's like you know you know it's like you know Hey, she put herself out there. You know, she's the one with the... I just think you raise...

She's got the counter on her fucking... Advent calendar. Yeah. I just think you raise the age, dude. Just what is going to make people shut the fuck up and be comfortable about it? 34. Yeah, well, yeah, I know.

Just make the age of consent, 34. Yeah, yeah. And you can't have sex with anybody under 34. Oh, these are great. I see these all the time, Brinson. And I love these self-defense things. And I always look at it. The first thing I think is,

Could Brendan take this guy? These guys, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, wow. As a lot. As a surprise, if you're getting mugged, sure, maybe. But, like, Brendan could take those guys. but like as a surprise

if you're getting mugged and you don't know the guy knows how to do that shit what about the other guy the Brian spirit animal guy I love that guy you're seeing the lady who does this bullshit

a guy's in your space a guy's in your space it's how you do it yeah I have seen the lady it's pretty funny oh this is the lady no

I love when guys just be sticking to their fingers and the other guy's mouths like that one that one's my favorite a guy's gonna lose a finger I was going to lose a finger I'm just going to bite his fingers off

I'm going to deep throat his middle finger and bite it off what a fucking stupid this is I'd be furious about the making of this video bro did you guys see the thing where the I was crying did I send it here

where the Mexican wrestler took a picture with his fan and he just bro Brandon would think this is funny, I think. But, like, the Mexican wrestler just goes, the guy's like, can I get a picture? And the Mexican wrestler goes, grabs the guy's face. Oh, yeah, you did.

Bro. Holes his fucking, yeah, it's so good. I was crying. It must have been a golden hour then. And the guy's just like this. You can't even say anything to him. Bro. But that's his move, though.

That's why he was doing it. Who cares? What? That doesn't matter at all. If you're a fan, yeah. No, he was. So didn't want. That's a fucking assault.

It looked like he was ripping his face open. Like when King Kong with Godzilla just fucking, ugh. Yeah. Yeah, but if you're like, you know, you'd be like, Hulk Hogan, you know, body slam me. No, man. No, man.

I mean, whatever the special move is, don't put your fingers in my mouth. Did you have a special move, Brandon? When you were doing your fight? No, man, this ain't WWE. No, but don't, don't UFC fighters have their thing that they do? Certain guys have like a knack.

Like my thing was the Dars Choke. Yeah, first Darson, heavyweight history, Matt Mettrione. There you go. What's that? There you go, Nicholas. Can you explain it? Dars? Huh?

Sounds like a girl move? What did you do? It's like a choke. I get Darsan Anacondas mixed up. Right. It's front choke. As people do. When you have to roll, the other you don't.

Like alligator roll, the other you don't. A lot of animals. Nick will show you after the show. This is my thing. First one to pull it off at heavyweight. Not a big deal. That's cool. Oh, that's great.

There you go. That's cool. Yeah. With Matt. With Matt Matriona. And we know him. Right? Would you say?

He was on the fighter. Yeah. He was our boy. He was on. Oh, yeah, guys. Oh, you fought that guy. I didn't know that. We're buddies.

Now you guys are friends? They're frozen. Well, they fight even if they're our friends. Oh, there you go. You came back. You guys were frozen. What did you say, Chris? No, no.

No, I asked. I was like, I didn't know you fought that guy. Because I met him on the, on the, on the fight. We're buddy because we're on the ultimate fighter together. Yeah. And then they called her like, yeah, we got a matchup for you in Toronto. I'm like, oh, yeah, who's like, Mitriona? I'm like, oh, man, that's my buddy.

I don't want to fight him. Like, he said he wants to fight you. I'm like, what? Like, yeah, he said that he's going to fucking kill you. I'm like, holy shit. All right, I'll take it. And I call Matt because we're close. I'm like, what the fuck you doing?

He's like, yeah, I told him no, dude. Oh my God. Really? Well, you guys still did it. Like, what was that like, what was that like after? So, like, did you guys, like, talk about the fight together? Did you have, like, an intimate moment where you were like, man, you did that thing? Or why did you do that?

Or, man, you got me with this? What's the aftermath like? We were cool after. He was like, man, I knew you were trying to get me down and blah. But we worked on that. He was like, you're good with it, man. But we're boys, I mean, before that after. Nobody got hurt.

That was the best case in here. No one got knocked out. He just got choked unconscious. I jumped on top of the octagon. I was on the front cover of Toronto News. a big deal okay well yeah that's not what it's about but okay okay i do appreciate you bragging though all right i like that thank you guys thank you um wow it also happened on the night of john jones versus alexander gusfin which is the greatest light heavyweight fight of all time really yeah

really they still gave me a bonus though okay again making it about you which i appreciate but it's just let's be clear he smoothly made it about here which is great well i'm just saying it's a big deal to get a bonus on that fucking card. That's very cool. Did you have an advantage because you knew him because you guys were friends? Did that make it a more interesting fight? No, not really.

And we trained together before that. Matt was so fucking athletic and big. He was a problem, man. That was a tough fight for me. Really tough fight. And the UFC tried renegotiate my contract because I was my last fight in my contract. And they never let you fight to your last fight.

You can, but it's super dangerous. So I told the UFC, I turned down their initial. offer. I was like, I'm going to win this one, then renegotiate. So all my sponsors were up after this fight. My UFC contract was up at this fight. So if I would have lost, I'd been fucked. So when I won, that's the happiest I've ever been. Damn. So that's money after that. And that's how you became a billionaire, the first UFC billionaire. And then Dana White. billionaire, dude. Billionaire. All right, cool. What's good. I mean, how's that going for the UFC?

Like, I hear so many people talk more about it now because of the, you know, they like the Paramount deal. Yeah. They left. They're leaving it. Their last fight is this weekend in ESPN, then starting in January then on Paramount. And their deal with Paramount is $7 billion. Oh, wow. Zero to the fighters, right?

Yeah, Paramount made a bid for... $1.5% to the fighters, too, right? Yeah, I know. And Netflix got Warner Brothers, right? Well, no, Netflix made an offer, and then Paramount came in after that. Well, they're not going to... I don't think...

I thought they signed... I thought the deal with Netflix who was signed sealed delivery. No, it's not. It has to be approved. I don't think that the, I don't think that the FC, whatever, the whoever's in charge of that shit, antitrust people are going to let Netflix buy them. I don't think they were allowed it.

So it says Netflix won a bidding war for the Warner Brothers film studio, HBO Mac's streaming service, but it doesn't plan to buy WBD's TV networks. Yeah, so Netflix was only doing like the streaming service and the IP. Got it. And then Paramount came over the top for the whole company. That's why. That's why it was so. And to cash off.

And a cash offer, which Netflix wasn't when doing. Who has a hundred? Because Warner Brothers was in serious debt, big time debt. They're about to go under. That's good, but that's because Bugs Bunny had a big gambling problem. But they went right to the Paramount also went out with him a few times. The shareholders. I just talk over all my jokes.

Was that a joke? Everyone talk over my jokes. All right. Sorry. No, no, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm getting here. I ate a pint of ice cream last night. Why?

I just wanted to crash, bro. I just wanted to crash. breakup or something? No. With my macros. Broke up with my macros. Dude, I just, I just wanted to, I just wanted to. You had a macro breakup?

I wanted to and I watched that movie Bologna. Did you see it yet? No. I want to watch it. How was it? It's good. It was good. I liked it.

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Oh, I love it, bro. I love that show. I like it a lot, too. Yeah. My thing is like, you know, you know me. It's like, I start thinking about things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes me mad.

Okay, well, then I'm... No, no, no, but make me mad. I like being mad. Okay, good. Because, you know, why I think we're friends. No, because my thing is like, it's like, it's like, this guy, Vince Gillian. Like, she actually is the villain. Oh, I wish I watched the show.

But that's why it's so interesting. I know. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, though. But what I'm saying is if you start doing the math in the show, it's like, it's crazy. It's like, what she's already done is the worst ever in human history. So funny. You know what I mean?

So you start to go. Look at Brandon. Look at Brandon. Get sucked by chin. You start. Oh, yeah. That's how you get. Ah, you got him.

He couldn't even keep his bit going. I had to sit up. Yeah, that should look so gay. But no, but that, that show is fucking hysterical. And she's great. Yeah, she's doing a great job. Did you guys watch the new Stranger Things that it finally the, it finishes on December 25th. You know what?

I didn't watch it. I thought I'd had to catch up and everything, but I, those four episodes are great. Thank you, Eric. Oh, that is great. It's so good. And then that last episode. The kids are old as fuck. Especially the black kid has a full grown mustache.

No, no, no, no. You know what's wrong with it? They're older, but they also aged them in a way like they have to like they're old. And this is also in the 80s, right? Yes. So they look stupid. You know, especially the black kid. He looks the word.

He looks weird. That haircut is weird. Is it different actors? His haircuts is bad. He has that same kids. Like 5 o'clock shadow and he's supposed to be in like fucking 10th grade. I didn't see, uh, in certain things. I'll try to watch it again.

It seems like a show. I, I, I can't get into sci-fi stuff. Well, no, I like sci-fi. So good, I do like sci-fi. And all the 80 references, it's so fucking good. Yeah. Yeah, they look cool right there, but they don't look like, they don't look discool in the show. No, the kid.

on the far left, the black kid looks like fucking Kat Williams now. Right. Yeah, but man, that was great with the kid, you know, at the end of the episode, Brendan. It's so good, bro. It's so good. Yeah, anybody watching that HBO, the Drury? The, the, The It thing? No.

That's a train wreck, bro. I haven't started. I didn't want to start because I wasn't, you know what? I'm not really into it. Every time the movie comes out, I'm like, okay. I, dude, I can't get enough of it. What? They could make a new movie, a new series on it. I can't get enough. of it yeah did even the show love it it's so bad dude did you even watch it yeah two episodes

i go yeah the first i get it you gotta give it more than two oh you do the first two i was kind of like yeah this is kind of fucking week but they threw so much shit at you the first two episodes i'm like how they can tie this together and they do all right well whatever i just you guys watch you guys watch landman no i don't watch that oh we have nothing in common fuck me i mean we all watch tv yeah And we all, you know, we all have a TV. No landman. That's crazy.

What is that on land man? Paramount, baby? Paramount. Oh, well, I don't want. Dude, do you ever turn on Paramount to watch TV shows? I do, yeah. Wow. Yeah.

1883, 1923, yellow stone. Just name me years. Lioness. Nope. 1776. 04. Brendan only watches, if it's not a Western, he doesn't watch it. Dude, the guy moved to fucking Texas.

He's like wearing cowboy hats and just watching Landman and shit. Yeah, all his shows have to have dates. It's like if you moved to 1645, 1833. If he moved to Singapore and just started wearing a fucking get, like that. Oh, you know, he starts doing that with the fucking chopsticks and fucking taping his eyes back. You're the racist one, bro. People gave me shit because I went to Tucker Carlson's Christmas party. Yeah.

He told me it's a fucking cowboy themed party dressed up like a cowboy. I wear a cowboy hat online's like, oh, moved to Texas. I just don't you're in a cowboy hat everywhere. Oh, that's fine. Now you silly fucks. That was the dress attire. Didn't know that. That's what it looked like, though.

Yeah, because I didn't see zero. I just saw you post a pick with, yeah. Look at my cowboy hats in that picture. Oh, he's with ducked honesty right there. They got pictures. Yeah, well, this is this picture. Theo just doesn't dress up. I saw Theo, yeah.

He has his own costume. That's Theo's Halloween costume. He goes as Theo. I have that shirt. That'd be a funny costume. You just show up. Who are you? I'm me.

That's my. Godst do. Wow. Give us some names. Who is the Illuminaries? Yeah, who was there? Who was there? You had Dave Sparks from the Diesel Brothers.

You had fucking Diesel Dave. You had Whistling Diesel. A lot of Diesel. All the Cleas McFarlane. The diesels were there. You had Bon Jovi. Were those real? Yeah.

I don't have a clue what he's talking about. You had Candice Owens. Diesel. Jellyroll, Theo, Kobe Coventon, Bryce Mitchell. obviously Tucker was Vince Vaughn there he was there at the last last years

I didn't see him and I didn't see Kid Rock either and I closed that bitch out Tucker's like yeah Tucker's like oh thanks for coming Brendan and you're like man oh no they can get rid of me and they're giving out free nicotine oh I'll be here all night God

why would why would anybody give anybody shit for going to a Christmas party who gives a fuck go to any party yeah doesn't make any sense oh you know me i i don't leave my house for shit dude i had such a good time i haven't been out forever it was fun oh dude it's so much fun because me and theo haven't seen each other in a while or me or jelly roll haven't either so it was just the three of us just fucked around the whole time that's good uh rogan didn't go or whatever no rogan didn't go okay all right sorry

no i i was just curious oh you guys hear this thing so now the you know the you know the you know, podcasting, there's a category for podcasting in the Golden Globes. I guessed. Oh, shit, we're going to win a Golden Globe. Did you? You know? And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

and, dude, come on. No, but then, you know why. You know, no, this is the same, I understand why, but what I'm saying is, you lose all credibility. He's the biggest in the world. There's no credibility to it then. Zero credibility.

If you don't have, bro. Did you see the biggest? Did you see that? biggest podcast in the world. Of course. On the experts on there. I love Dax, but clearly he's on there because he's so Hollywood. Crime Junkie, that's lit.

The six nominees were... These are all so shows. Look at Dateline. That's a show already. Sean Ryan's on there, though. That's weird. You know what? They probably don't have Rogan on there because he's just going to fucking win. No, no, no, no. But he's a smart list. This is hilarious.

Rogan was on this list. It was the top 25 were eligible. But then they just announced the nominees yesterday. and it was smartless Amy Polar, Caller Daddy, all the bullshit. Amy. I wonder if they're going to use the,

oh, don't have Brendan on who's been podcasts for a 15 fucking years. I wonder if they're going to use the Brian episode for the Amy Polar like you know

and the nominees are and it's Brian and Amy Polar. This is just, you know, okay, fine. Did you see the Armature X where it's fucking good. That's a good.

Yeah, that's a good. They're good at their job. They're just, it's a Hollywood list. Yeah. That's what that is. Smartlist, Hollywood. Caller Daddy's going to win that.

Good hang. Hollywood. Caller Daddy, pretty Hollywood. Armchair is Hollywood as it gets because of Kristen Bell. What is what is, did you see the, that's SEPA's wife, though, did you see the Emmys or the nominate, the Oscars and what was it? Something for the comedy

specials, what was it? Oh my God, it's so funny. It's, it's, it's, it's, I guess was it the Golden Globes? Because all the nominations came out, so podcasts, you probably saw it. Look up that. Maybe that, maybe I saw that. Does anyone really pay attention to these? Do these mean anything anymore? I mean, I mean, You're nominated, you know about it, but outside that, who gives up?

I hit enter. Kevin Hart. No, 2020. Kevin Hart's thing just came out. I think they've, no, this, this is. It's this list, isn't it? No, that's not what I saw. That makes a little sense, some of them.

I saw, I saw, oh, you know what? It was like Critics Awards or something. Not that people give a shit about that, but yeah. No, this makes a little more sense. I don't, I don't. This makes a little more sense. Dude, I turn it on the Kevin Hart one. I've never seen my wife laugh more than anything in my life.

Really? She fucking loved it. I was like, Jesus Christ, calm down. I got to see it. It's good. I don't, I've never seen, I haven't seen a special in. And by the way, speaking of specials that have been directed by somebody at the table, Matt Rife special is out right now.

Christmas one. Christmas coverage special. I directed Brian's and Chris's last seven. No, you didn't. I only have five. I did Chris's. So. Um, yeah, no, but, uh, how is Matt Reif not on that list?

Nah, they would never, they would never do it. Yeah. Any spare, they wouldn't put him on it. It's just, it's just, if you, you have to be, these things, you have to be, um, you have to be thought of, you have to be thought of as a certain way to be nominated for this. Yeah. This has nothing to do with funny. No.

Even if they are funny. Even if these are funny. Yeah, some of them are funny. Some of them are funny. But what I'm saying is, Bill Maher, Rick, The main thing isn't about being funny. It's not the main thing. No, it's not.

And they should make the main thing be the main thing. Oh, wow, Mark Merrin made it. This is the Critics Choice Awards, 2026 nominees. Is this what you're looking at? This is the one I was looking at. Yes. Yes. This is the one I was looking at.

I don't know. I mean, Leanne's fucking hilarious. I haven't seen any of these. She's such a sweet lady. I know. Leanne's the best. Well, we went to family feud. she was there too with her people oh cool you know she was just like nah she's the best she's

like oh you sound sweet she's the best she's the fucking best yeah but i didn't see her special chelsea handler's hosting the critics choice awards yeah wow she's great well yeah i haven't i don't even know who bregg goldstein is no he's on uh ted lasso i can picture uh he's a good mark marrin panicked okay i'm surprised he didn't get i just it you know you know what this list is it's not for me, okay? It's not for me. I'm surprised he didn't get nominated for a Golden Globe. You know, I'm too young for this.

It's not for me. I don't know. I just don't know what the criteria is. It's have a publicist and do a campaign. I know, I know, I guess so. But who's Caleb Herron? Who is even Caleb Heron? I don't even know who that is.

He got big on Twitter. I see him doing clips bashing the Roganverse and kill Tony all the time. Oh, yeah. Can we see a picture of him? Because I'm trying to figure out who that is too. Rogan. He does? Yeah.

I hate to be able to talk shit about the means. I can't think of specific clips. Oh, this guy. Oh, wow. He's not in shape. Weird. He does have some funny tweets. Oh, weird.

He tucks his dick between his legs and talked shit about guys that could annihilate him. Very strange. The views expressed by Bernard Scha, or not that? Well, I've never seen a thing. I've never seen that. I didn't know. I thought he was somebody completely different. No, no, he's super fat guy.

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you know, it's funny you say that because this is usually how this works. You know, for years, it's like you have a person like this, super fat and everybody's like, you know,

you look good, dude, you know, you know, and everybody's on that shit. And then he'll lose all this weight. And then all of a sudden people are going to be like, oh, yeah,

you got healthy, yeah, good for you. And it's like, how can you, have it both ways. Pick one. Look at Amy Schumer. She was the king of, you know, like, I love my body, I love my body,

gets an Ozempic, deletes all her old pictures of being fat. Like, we're just done. Nobody wants to be fat. Bitch, we, we saw you. Nobody wants to be fat. This what I say. First of all, this dude has a fupa. Look at him.

How dare he sit on the fucking American flag with your fucking fupon sticking out, Bubba? That might be the point. What are you doing? But that's the whole point of that. I bet you set it on fire than your fat ass in on it. That's ironic right there. That's an ironic.

picture. Yeah, I, I... How much of that is dick, do you think? I don't... I don't know. I don't know the guy. I don't want to trash talk him. No, we're not trash talking to the guy.

You know what? I don't need a trash talk kid. His cholesterol and blood pressure to do it for us. I don't need to do shit. Okay. Well, no, I mean, look, my point is... Rina's sticking up for his friend.

I get it. Well, yeah, but that's just what Nick says. Nick could be a fucking crazy person just saying shit. I am. But no, Nick don't lie. I know. I'm fucking joking. So,

Hold on. My point is nobody wants to be fat. That's it. Nobody wants to be fat. In the history of mankind, nobody wants to be fat. In the history of human beings, no one goes,

you know what, I'll take fat. Yeah. And I'm not saying that everyone wants to be super jacked and fit. That's not what I'm saying. Because a lot of times that's not healthy either.

Yeah, sure. You know what I mean? Well, most of the time it is though. Most of the time it is. But if you're on a bunch of fucking drugs and trying to get fucking jacked is what you talk about.

Yeah. Like, you know, not eating or eating only certain things. Whatever. Yes. I understand. I'm saying maintaining that like, I don't know if that's a healthy life.

Yeah, like Mr. Olympia's that the world is just one less than 1%. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, no, we're not talking about it. I know, no, no, but you people would use that as like, it's like when you think of like, I just think everyone wants to be at their optimal self that you can maintain.

Nobody, whatever that looks like, and it never looks fat. Nobody wants to be fat. Right, right, right, right. Nobody wants to be fat. I saw a thing that V-O-2 max is like the biggest indicator that you won't get cancer, a healthy V-O-2 max.

and like the cancers associations have known about this for years but they just take all the money for research instead of just encouraging people to get in better shape and increase their V-O-2 Max. What is V-O-2 Max? Educate these two, Nick. It doesn't need to be educated. It has to do with your, just like your cardio.

We're saying the same thing. You've probably seen people like running on a treadmill are doing some intense cardio. Oh, that shit. Yeah. Let me get this straight, Chris. You know about macros? You don't know shit about V-O-2 Max?

Sounds like something I subscribe to to watch Landman. Oh, fuck, babe, did you pay the V-O-2 Max bill? Why do I have to sign in to V-O-2 Max? Fucking QR code. V-O-2 Max sounds like... Well, imagine if health people... If the health industry was really about not... Like, if it wasn't for profit,

I think we have a much healthier nation, you know? Well, dude, I mean... The fact that there's people that have billions of dollars... Well, there's going to be a trillionaire soon. That's the fucking thing. No, no, no, but what I'm saying is I don't think anyone should be making billions of dollars of health.

I know, I'm saying the same thing... Well, there's going to be a... I mean, it's just weird. I don't know, whatever. Look, make your money. I understand this is capitalism in a fucking in America and all that shit, but it's just odd to have that much money. Well, I mean, you make...

Listen, if you... Maybe not. Maybe not if I had it. You make a product that people like. whose fault is it that you know what are you supposed to do no you know you mean you look at something like the NFL you make this thing it's the most popular product on television it's the most popular television show on like 10 networks you make this thing it generates profit you know so you don't buy the class of pizza party do you know what I mean like if you have so much

money you know I get it but that's a but what I'm saying is let's not yeah the system is set up where that can happen Yeah. Now, what we're questioning is what people do with their money. Okay. You know what I mean? I mean, look, you can do whatever you want with your money. Right, right, right.

But I'm not saying that person needs to do this. I just think it's weird. It strikes me odd to be somebody to make that much money and then to just not pay taxes, keep it all. That's weird to me to find loopholes. Wait, we just talking about rich people. I'm talking about multi-billion. I'm not talking about somebody who has $200 million even. There's like 10 of them in the world, but go on.

Yeah. Whatever it is, it's just, well, there's more than 10. It's odd. No, but yeah, I don't. What's odd that they, no, but why is it odd to you? I don't understand why it's odd to you. It's odd to me that they don't pay taxes. Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

They do. Well, that's why they have so much money, Chris. No, no, no, I just, that's the system. Look, I have a whole different thought of process about this, thought process about this. If you, if you're a corporation, you know, and you make, you provide like Walmart like Walmart for instance I think they

employ like 10% of the entire population or something so it's like we're already overtaxed as a nation so you have a business and then you hire people so you have to pay taxes on your profit then with that profit you pay employees and then they pay taxes

on the money that you've paid them and then the people that buy your product they have to pay taxes There's a better way to do it for sure. It's like when you buy a car, let's say you buy a used car, someone already paid the maximum price of that car and they paid taxes. Then when I buy it, I pay taxes again. What the fuck are you talking about?

Someone already paid the fucking taxes. And then if I sell it to Chris, he has to pay taxes. And they do pay much money the government's fucking making. And doing what? What fuck all are they doing with you? your tax money. This was higher before. That was a higher number before.

Before when Eric lied about it. No, no, no, no, I'm telling you it was. It was a certain time when this was a higher number.

But even still, that's still a lot of people. Yeah, it's a ton. 0.5%. That's a ton of... 10% is a lot. I know,

but... I thought it was 50%. 10% I knew was a lie, but I thought a lot. I thought at a certain point, it was like a higher number. Regardless, what I'm saying is if you provide a...

If you provide a service and you make money for that service, I mean, not it's not weird to me that people have a lot of money if you provided the thing i'm not talking about a lot of money i'm talking about hundreds of billions of dollars is weird well i'm i'm saying if elin musk went to his like bank of america account it wouldn't say that i know i know i know i wouldn't say 300 billion it's about you know it's all about the taxes but he but he flexes all the time

he tweeted remember when he tweeted i paid 11 billion dollars in taxes that's good Okay, so what I'm saying is like, but to your point, though, like, see, it's wrong to say they don't pay taxes. They do pay taxes. Sure. But they still have a $300 billion. Yeah, but I'm saying, though, the normal person pays more than the percentage than the other guys do because they find loopholes. But then the tax. Well, whose fault is that, I know, but the amount of money to take, the one percent, I'm just saying this, the one percent of people, the one percent of the rich, whatever.

they pay more taxes than every like the amount of money than everybody combined I understand educate America educated everybody no I understand so what you're supposed to do educate America I understand I understand you either want to be in a socialist state or you want to be in which one what's the medium what's the what you want Chris what you want man what's the what's the what's the medium I don't which one you pick one you would hope that you would hope that like you know you have why why do you why would you even want to have just $300 billion sitting in an account you know like why do make the make the world better

I think that's the thought we all have. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. But what I'm saying is don't, don't limit it to billionaires. Oh. Why limit it to billionaires? It's like, it could be anybody.

If you have a, somebody has a hundred million dollars. Here we go. That's a, that's, that's, that's, how's that any better? Oh, well, you have a hundred million. So you keep all that. No, I, I, I get, I get. But, what should you, Eric? Give half of it away because he was, I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is, don't just limit it to like, because, like, because, that's a lot of money in this society you should just pay taxes you should be a flat tax just have a flat tax of whatever it is it should be a flat thing of what it is how crazy are taxes where they're like you have to figure it out if you make a mistake we're going to penalize you yeah what the fuck yeah it's a no especially if you're incorporated that shit you're like you guys are big boys you can figure this out i'm like come on government they're like nope so what would you do like

we'll arrest you know the lottery is getting up to like sometimes it gets to two billion dollars you win the lottery you got two billion dollars what are you going to do how much do i walk away with yeah a billion oh i i give a lot of that away yeah no no no no question where would you give it to friends at least they're everyone so give it to your buddies but then are you trying to what stop global warming or save the fucking rhinoceros then i feel like if i had that much money i feel like i'd have a responsibility i'd look into stuff yeah i would do that for sure you yeah yeah i wouldn't give it to nick i'm not saying i would give her where she's like You just give it to give it right to the casino.

Take care of these people and donate this money. So let's say you want to, what, solve homeless? Is that what you want to do, Chris? We don't like homeless, right? That's fucked up. I don't know, you know. I mean, there's a lot wrong. Let's just take the homeless, for example.

Yeah, homeless is fucked up. Sure, yeah. You got a billion dollars. So let's say you want to send all billion to the homeless. Who are you going to contact to do that? Well, no. First of all, I don't want to send all billion to the homeless. No, I'm just saying you do.

How would you do it? I make a sign I go to downtown LA you're just setting him up to be stupid No I don't I don't know who I contact I guess But first of all First of all I don't You're asking me right now

I could find that out You know what I mean? You can't though What are you gonna call the government Because they because they put Because just your state of California Donated $3 billion to homeless Do you know how many of that reached the homeless?

No No I don't know that The answer is zero because it goes through all these chains and they're just taking their cut so it doesn't help the homeless out. Yes, okay, yes.

I understand your point. I don't know if I would do it for the homeless or what. My point is I would want to help with some of the money. My point is you can't. Well, by the way, you'd be fucking. No, you can't not.

You're fucking your friend. On a mass scale, you can't. Here's how you would have to do it. Because the government robs everything. If I had a billion dollars and I was going to help everybody out in this room, you know, what I would do, what you'd have to do is you'd have to give everybody

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It's like, it's like, I know. Do you understand that you gave, like, let's say you give Casey a house. You say, hey, Casey, you know how you're fucking him? You're paying him. You are paying him by giving him a house. Now that's why I haven't given him a house. Thank you.

But I hate to be this guy. Let's say Eric made all that money and let's say you bought me a house, Eric. Even my house out here, let's say it's paid off. You never technically own that house ever. The bank owns that house. Even if it's paid off? The government owns that house forever. You will always have to.

property taxes. Is that crazy? You never own your house. Wow. That property tax is crazy. It's almost like, why'd I buy a house? You know what I mean? You think like, why'd I buy this?

Because this is like, no one actually ever owns. Property tax is annoying. But anyway, what I'm saying to is like there's a lot of things you could. God, I'm too real. I'm too real. If you had Elon Musk's money right now and you wanted to, you wanted to be totally philanthropic, how would you do it? I don't know.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is like, I thought about it. Like for me, like, you know, I would, I think that I would, because, you know, money makes money. So you just put money in trusts for like, make a hospital. Like instead of like, you know, get rid of insurance companies. Like I would, I would try to cut through that. You just, you make a hospital that you fund that people can come to. You know what I mean?

As opposed to. You know, you're not going to go bankrupt because you can. You will. No, no, no. You're not if you have, you put money. You have the money make itself. You know what I mean? Then you can still be like, get donations from people to have a great.

hospital. You know, it doesn't have to be like run by the county. If you want to help out, you're not giving them to help the masses. So let's say you adopted like three kids, Eric, and took care of them. Like that would make a huge difference that it would actually help somebody out. Well, no, I think there's a lot of things we could do at schools. And I think if every rich person helped their own community that came from, I think a lot could be done. I think a lot of people do. Again, if you can do, I think a lot of people, I think a lot of people. But I think a lot of people do do do do do do do do do. No, no, no, they do. And that's not salacious. headlines sure I get it yeah it's better to hear someone doesn't do something

yeah right yeah of course it'd be great if Elon Musk was like good this is all my money but you don't know these people do all kind of shit and even when they do do it they get shit like Oprah made a school in Africa I know I know you can't win you can't make it a school in Africa before it's not about yeah but she about all that land in Hawaii and fucking stole their land so it's tomato yeah you can't win you just have to do what you think is right and good you know or be somebody who isn't focused on that and then fuck it. Well, the first thing you do, if you got a lot of money, you move out of this state

because this state fucks you. Okay? That's it. You move the hell out of this state. It's just the fucking, weather sucks everywhere. I know, but you can't even have, like, you go on like wheel of fortune or you go on like one of those things. What's the one they had?

The price is right. You go on the prices right right now and you go on the showcase showdown and you win like a $60,000 thing. Instantly you're fucked. Yeah. Because now you're like, because of the California law, they can't give you anything. You have to pay the tax. on whatever they gave you so now what are you going to do

you win a car and like that's why you can't win shit here Canada has a windfall rule where up to a certain amount you don't pay taxes I think like $100,000 if lottery game show something so if you win $100,000 on prices right you're going to owe the taxes on it

right but you still get the other money 60 grand though so at the end of the whole world but it's like but if you got like a product let's say if you want a $150,000 car okay you can't afford that Oh, I see. Yeah, but you're still crushing it because you can just not pay the taxes

and sell it right away and you'll make like 50,000 profit. I know, but that sucks. Yeah. Cray me a river. But that's what that guy probably did with that truck that you gave away because he couldn't afford it.

That's exactly what he did. Yeah, he was like. Yeah, he could. He could because we, I covered taxes. Wow. I don't. I remember the governor who did this because you know what it was

is because of the cell phone companies. Because the cell phone companies were like, hey we're going to give you a phone they would just give you a phone and then you'd have a plan and then the place was like well hold on we're losing out on the tax money of these phones so then they changed the law they were like if you whatever you get for free you have to pay the tax on it really it was that recent no no this was like years ago i know with cell phones yeah but i'm saying and i think how is it going like all these taxes how's it going funding these wars how are your streets how's the crime how's the homeless i haven't been stopped it's never been higher

how's inflation clearly our tax system's not fucking working I don't know I haven't been stabbed You haven't been stabbed? Yeah Not in your neighborhood No but I mean I come here I run to my car

It's just weird I don't know Who you know It's all fucked out But it's good that you know I think that It's good that your first thought is If I got a lot of money

I would help people I would I would You know I think that I don't know I would hope that we'd all would do you I would I would think of how do I make this help people some of it yeah i mean not not all of it no fucking way i want to be rich it's a it's a pipe dream we're all we're all we're all over 40 here yeah yeah yeah so unless you win the

fucking lottery cool to waste your time think about that i help people now i'm not balling right same i'm not by no means am i balling yeah yeah yeah i i hustle men i help a ton of people now yeah yeah i don't talk about i don't have to do shit yeah yeah yeah yeah well that's the you know that's the freaking what's her face uh big titties was talking about with elon mom What? She's uneducated there. She's just fucking uneducated. Billy Irish.

Elon needs to take this money and, you know, save the white rhinos in Africa. It's like, all right, dumb bitch. No, no, no. How the fuck is he going to get there and do that? I don't know. That's what she said. What course of action should he do? I hope she said exactly that.

That's amazing. That'd be a great quote, right? She did. She posted like a white rhino. It was like, you could save this. And Elon's like, what the fuck are you talking? No, that's what she said a lot of stuff. It was like, you know, rebuild Gaza.

uh you know help with oh yeah rebuild the guys that how you know all that's who you want me to send them money too big did but you can't yeah no that's you just show up with like a construction people yeah yeah let me how it goes for you let me know if you don't get shot in the face it's just the guy's got that thing you know that thing they look through they have on the street and they're just it's just Elon Musk going like this sort of thing what are you doing we're going to rebuild But it is crazy to think, though, that he has that kind of money. It's crazy.

Just think about that, though. Like, let's say they figured it out to rebuild. It's going to cost $45 billion, let's say, right? Way more. He got it. And it wouldn't affect him at all. That's what you're saying, how crazy that is. That's what I mean.

I'll be in Oxnard. I'll be in Los Angeles. I'll be in San Antonio. I'll be in Chattanooga, Tennessee, Charlotte, Milwaukee. Dude, I have the go for it, a new tour. Starting in January. What did you talk about with that name? Can you tell us the origins of that name?

Oh, it's your cash is not all. Oh, no, that's it. Yeah, it's there, yeah. Nashville, does it have there? Yeah. It has to do with my son and... Okay, nobody cares. Wind River Resort and Casino.

Oh, you know the name? New Year's Eve. In Reading. Woo! That's my next show. And then I got a bunch of... I'll be on next show. year. I'm going on a bunch of dates with Rife and then I got my own dates and I'm doing stuff and

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