The Golden Hour - The New Best Hour of the Week | The Golden Hour #1 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin, & Chris D’Elia

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

The guys introduce the new show/theme song, and talk Halloween, Kyrie Irvin's controversial tweet, Kanye West's apology, Chris' diabolical son, Erik's "My Queen" song, Brendan spoiling punchlines, Diddy dressed as The Joker and almost fighting an actor from "Power", chip eating etiquette, Brendan's insane hotel story and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude, if you're not a shark kit, you got bigger problems. As a grown man. A shark kit? Yeah, a shark kit. Shark. Wow. Oh, you know what would be great? We should do Shark Week.

Oh my God. Oh my dude, we're doing it. Yeah. Golden Hour Shark Week. And people said that. Dude, a turd floating in the ocean. Ah! We're friends that laugh. We're friends that laugh.

We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to isn't part of my mouth too, okay? Hey, how's that? Beaks are fucking mouths too. Dude, it's not a beak because my nose isn't part of my mouth, too, okay? Hey, how's that? You know how birds' beaks are fucking mouths, too?

Oh, is that what... Got out of it technically, dude. Boring. No, dude, I'm just really into science. How's that pterodactyl beak? That's kind of cool. I don't want to... Whatever, dude.

Pterodactyl... That's the best dinosaur, by the way. I just think about it right now. 100% most scariest, too. Bring him back back birds are fucking scary period right now imagine a t-rex a giant no but birds still are scary really if you think about it yeah flying all around watching you i can't trust anything that like it's looking at me like this yeah yeah and it's like like i'm looking at you and yeah like this yeah and i can see everything How does your brain even function? You know pigeons are spies

Pigeons are spies Have you heard this theory? Have you heard this theory? I've heard this theory yeah What's in this? Is it Oh wait you want some? Is it crack in there?

Oh and the drink No these are flat earth nicotine Look flat earth nicotine That's good. That'll be a good. Is Kyrie Irving a part of that? Endorsement deal? That dude's like, how can I get in trouble?

Just when things are going well. What happened with him? We totally forgot about him for a little bit. He punched a guy? That's the guy who punched a guy? No. This is not the guy who punched a guy. So there's some movie that like I don't.

By the way, I don't know. You know how when somebody says something's racist, sexist, or anti-Semitic, I don't know if it's true or not. But you can only trust, have empathy for the people that feel that way. But then he tweeted this movie out. Oh, right. Like during the height of when things are saucy, like during the Kanye stuff. Was it an actual anti-Semitic movie?

Did he know it? It's a book. It's a book that they turned into a documentary movie. What I'm saying is I would need to watch it myself to be like, oh, wow. But I'm going to trust what the people are saying. But you know how that goes, man. You know how they go like somebody says, like somebody goes, just super racist. And then you look at it and go, oh, I don't know if that works.

It's like a joke. It's like when somebody misunderstands a joke. But I'm not saying that's what's happening. So you don't know if he fucking even knew it was racist. I mean, he's just sitting there, a basketball player. He didn't even watch it. He didn't read. But he's doubling down on it. I mean, listen, when White Man

Can't Jump first came out, I was like, this is racist. Because I saw the title and I watched it and I was like, you know what? It's actually doing more for the movement. I can't jump. You can't jump at all? I'm mixed. Mixed with what?

Pterodactyl. I'm white and then I'm also... Really white? Oh, clear. You're clear. White and clear. He's white and clear. I'm a mix, white and clear.

You guys, welcome to the golden hour. Not to be confused with the golden shower. But I will piss on anybody. No. Well, okay. Which leads us to the golden shower segment of the show. There will be a segment that we have allocated now in this new show. And it's called Wetworks.

Just make sure that you can be gross as shit, Eric, and get it all out there in those segments. And the theme music of that will be. God damn it. All right. And there we go. That And the theme music of that will be... God damn it. All right, and there we go. That was the segment. No. That's the segment. We give them two minutes to get it out,

and then we move on. It's amazing to be gross to adjust your hands, honestly. Oh, wait. Hang on. His face is kind of cute, though, when he does it. He's got cute face. He's got cute face. Yeah, so welcome to the golden hour.

And by the way, I know you already heard the theme, but let's play it so we can hear it. Made by my good friend Benjamin Seward. I just called him up and said, hey, man, I need a music. This is the reference. And then in like 30 minutes. My gosh. The reference was Game of Thrones, so he fucked up.

But we like it. It was supposed to be. We want House of Dragons Game of Thrones vibe But we got this His name is Benjamin No C word

Oh No that's how you That's how you Save in your phone His name is Benjamin C word Nick's like Oh no I saved in my phone

We had a really bad first I'm so used to Nick Just not being funny Yeah That you took it seriously Then I was like What are you saying Fair enough though dude Especially with the Kyrie Ir Then I was like, what are you saying? Fair enough, though, dude.

Especially with the Kyrie Irving conversation. I'm like, what are you doing? He could be a c**t. We have to bleep that out, right? Yeah. For the beginning. Okay, well. Just beep.

And by the way, we're having the show come out now on Fridays, which is at 1 o'clock, and that's what? Pacific. Pacific. 1 o'clock Pacific. Not Thursday nights. we're ripping on Fridays alright we're ripping

and that technically is the golden hour but you can watch the show anytime because it's streaming this is the golden hour speaking of ripping alright cool you already got it out

disgusting friends that laugh we're friends that shout sometimes we don't know what we're talking about but that won't stop us nothing can stop us ooh

it's like show you used to love just regret it now it's so bad. Do you have a disc changer over there, too? What was that all about? Is that how it's going to sound on the show? Yeah. No, okay, cool.

It's the speaker to the car. Blew out your speakers, huh? Yeah, it's okay. That's good. Oh, he had to take his shirt off. Hell yeah. I just wanted to show off his Bravo. He wanted to show his BravoCon shirt off.

All right, so that's it. But anyway, shout out to Ben. Thank you very much. He also wrote the intro for Step by Step, Saved by the Bell. That's not true. Golden Hour. He wasn't even alive back then. There we are.

You did it. He actually wrote the music for my song. I made a song as my character from Workaholics, Montez. Oh, he did that? It's called My Queen. If you want to look that up on YouTube, it's called My Queen. Just look up Montez and My Queen, and we made a song and a music video. How old is this gentleman?

Ben must be like 31, 32. Yeah, he's young. He's an actor. He's coming out in an Amazon Prime show that's coming out. So look for him in that, and shout out to Ben. He's also in the movie Kyrie Irving likes. Yeah. I don't know if he was in that.

That's just the callback. All right. And then so, wait, what did you do for, oh, I saw your. Yeah, we. I don't see social media. What did you do? We dressed up as the Flintstones. Oh, yeah, that's cute.

So we're the Griffstones. Oh, were you the purple dinosaur? No, motherfucker. Yeah. What? I'm swinging on the golden hour. No. Yeah.

This guy, man. How dope would that be? Dino. Dino. Dino. Dino. So where has this been for the four years of the show? You don't want to be Dino? Ripped it.

Oh. Look at him. Look at him. He looks like a pimp. Pimp. Yeah. Look at the way he's like. Yeah, that was pimp Fred.

No. The only thing. Hold on. Go back to the first one. The only one that's not pimp is it looks like Fred Flintstone got a little sugar in his tank. No, that's the pimp one. That's the pimp one. No, dude. No. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. That's the pimp one It looks like Fred Flintstone got a little sugar in his tank. No, that's the pimp one. That's the pimp one.

No, dude. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. That's the pimp one. What do you mean? That's how pimps talk, fool. They go like, where my money at, bitch? Okay.

All right. She's smiling, but she's broken inside. Can I tell you something crazy? Yeah. We didn't go out. Listen. Wait, I want to reveal something about you're my hero rachel loves taking pictures so she bought these outfits for the gram just for the photo shoot like like by the way like

last year we didn't go out for new year's but we set it up in our house and got the things and around like 9 30 we did a countdown like it was midnight and we went happy new year oh my god and then we were just chilling this is why i love this woman yeah it's great that's awesome yeah you know what i'm saying yeah yeah you know like we didn't go to some that's great that's great you know what i mean we were chilling because she's she loves but she loves to set up long ass photo shoots you literally literally look like someone that would be on Flop My Aunt or whatever. Yeah, you do. That's what you look like.

That's what it was, right? Flop My Aunt? On the old show that we don't speak of anymore? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flunkle My Uncle. It's about time we do that show. It's your Hot Uncles. Hot Uncles. Dude, that's what we should do for the new one. Hot Uncles.

Let's get gay up in here, yeah. Hot uncles. Dude, that's what we should do for the new one. Hot uncles. Yeah, let's get gay up in here, man. Hot uncles. Yeah, anyway, speaking of Denver. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. When does this come out? This comes out Friday. Denver.

I'll be in Denver tomorrow. Dude, you guys got to be in. Here we go. I'll be in Denver tomorrow. My mama will be there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me know. And then Cheyenne the next day.

She needs 14 tickets. Okay, that's, well, that's too many. And merch, and in the back, and she wants to hang out. The only thing about Friday is that we've got to remember this, because we've got to start promoting a week ahead, because now, it used to be that it would be like, tomorrow, we're here. So, for instance, the fact that I'll be in Boston, Massachusetts,

right, coming up in two weeks, that would be good to drop that now. Now you have a small club there? You know what, I'm not doing a small club, I'm doing the Wang Theater, so it's 3,500 tickets, and I'm doing two shows there, so that's 7,000 tickets. Wang in your face. Lakeland, Florida, and also, what is it? Jacksonville, Florida.

Seattle is almost gone. Portland. New York is almost gone. I added another show in New York at the Beacon Theater, and then Chicago Theater in February. Go and get your tickets. I got a bunch of places coming up. It's hot.

As you guys are listening, I'm in San Antonio. The show last night was so much fun. I say all the syllables in the sentence, but go ahead. Yeah, but no. I'm in San Antonio. Nope, nope, nope. So last night's show was fantastic. Two shows tonight, Friday night, San Antonio, LOL.

Two shows tomorrow. Then next week, Houston Improv, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We have that sweet, thick, award-winning nectar, tiger thick. Don't say nectar. I don't like that. Make sure you get all of it. Oh, and I have appearance at Specs from noon to 1. I'll post the date on that.

Love you guys. Drop the syllables. No. And then I'll be in Atlanta at the Punchline next week. Classic club. Yeah, Atlanta next week. I never played that club. Where else am I going to be?

A bunch of places, but you know. Great steakhouse right across the street from that Punchline. Who cares? So, yeah. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Yeah, we don't really talk about all important things, do we?

We can talk about whatever. Yeah, it's whatever, dude. Yeah, you're right. Wow. We can't downplay my, Can I get my little shows out What do you mean Not the who cares Who cares about the

Steakhouse is what I'm saying I love your shows You know what I don't accept that He flexed on us I'm about to win 90,000 tickets. Eric, you had punchline, right?

Yeah, thanks, Brendan. Thank you. God, unreal, dude. That sweet nectar is coming through. No. Award winning. Award winning. Award winning.

All right. You know, with the award winning shit. Award winning. Dude, speaking of which. What did you do for Halloween, though? We can't just go over. I went and i dressed as a vampire and my my my wife was a witch with the jokes not with the jokes uh and my son was a

purple people eater oh yeah and dude it was so fun and something about my okay my son is so laser focused on shit right you yeah i mean just laser focused right shit, right? Yeah. I mean, just laser focused, right? Every picture of him, he's like. Yep. 100%. It's hilarious. How can I rule the world? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. Exactly. He might be an evil villain. Yeah, he's an evil villain. Villain, yeah. He's the redhead from Incredibles. And by the way, we'll be so proud of him. Honestly, we'll be so proud.

But. A win's a win. One billion dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be that guy. By the time he grows up, it'll have to be one zillion dollars. But he, so he was a purple people leader, and he would just take his bag and walk up to the people and be like, trick or treat.

And they give it to him, and he'd go, thank you, and walk away. We did like 20 houses. It was a job for him. That's exactly what I said. It's a job. He does it like it's a job. But he's having a blast, dude. And then on the car ride home, no, on the car ride home, he's just like, I've got so

much kit. Then he's just, but when it's time to work. It's a project. Yeah. He's going, daddy's clocking in. It's funny because he was like that after wedding, too. Yeah, exactly. After wedding, he was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. How are things going to change?

Yeah. This is interesting. But you going as a vampire is like me going as a podcast host. Yeah. For real. You know what I mean? For real. Yeah. You don't really step outside the box there.

Ooh, great costume. You put on a black suit. She put the blood on that thing, and then she goes, that's too much. And she took it off. She goes, that's what it is. I just went like this. Everyone's like, vampire? Let's take a little break, Chris. Yes, dude.

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Now let's get back to the golden hour. America's number one meal kit supports the golden hour. You know what's funny is I saw, so I was in La Cunada, you know, we're building a house there, right? And so we were going trick or treating to get the lay of the land and all that shit. More flexing over here. No, not flexing, dude.

You can theater, everybody, and I'm building a house. No, come on, man. We got to talk about what's real and it's beautiful you're playing that fucking 120 cedar, but I... See? There it is everybody no it's cool he couldn't help himself he couldn't help himself

it would be great I hope you get to add a second show and so I feel like no it's cool man it's cool you're the same this is why we're gonna

have to start doing we're gonna look for us to go on tour together yeah yeah yeah so wait so what were we what was I saying oh yeah

okay so I see this you you know, sometimes people are like, oh, hey. And they're like, and they recognize me, right? And so, but even though I'm in my vampire outfit, right? So, there's this alien that's like covered, you know, tall, a man, not a kid. Like with, you know what it was from? What's that? Resident Evil. An alien from Resident Evil. And it was like a whole outfit,

and the face was blacked out, and the alien came. A legit costume. A legit costume, right? A fit dude. And he says, Chris, what's up? And I say, hey, what's up? I just figure.

And he says, it's Mario. And I say, oh. Right? Because still still who knows and then he goes like this then he goes like this he peels the alien face back okay and now the the the the screen part is just smashing his face and i'm like i don't know this could be mario from mario brothers i have no idea it'll'd be Mario Lopez. And he says, Lopez.

And it's Mario Lopez. I'm like, oh, what's up, bro? I fucked up your podcast. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Because you should have said he was short, though, right? Some things will never change.

No, but he should have said he was short. I was going to say, fuck up your own punchlines only. So it was Mario Lopez. But at all, as opposed to the kids. It would be great if we got to a montage of him fucking up punchlines.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Golden hour. Just like this, like this. He's laughing and shit, and the montage is happening, and we're just like this. And he's laughing, having a good time. We're like, we look at each other like, God damn it. But do you know him?

I do yeah but um did the voice not give it away? no he only has one voice by the way was his costumes just so fancy

no it wasn't that it was he I was like oh you're incognito like you couldn't see it was him because if I was getting recognized every now and then

I mean I would assume he was way more famous because his face is everywhere always you go check in a hotel he's like hi I'm Mario Lopez this is a movie that nobody wanted to watch yeah exactly he's way more famous than me because his face is everywhere always. You go check in at hotels, he's like, hi, I'm Mario Lopez. This is a movie that nobody wanted to watch.

Yeah, exactly. He's all sinister too, starring. You know what I love about those things? Yeah, yeah. It's like it's some terrible movie and then they have the stars and the stars are like, you know what I really loved about this movie?

I'm like, you hate it every minute. Dude, I always wanted to be real about that shit. Like when they would interview me, they'd be like, yeah, you know, you want to watch it? Watch it. You're in a Marriott. would interview me, they'd be like, you want to watch it? Watch it. You're in a Marriott.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else do you want? What's this for? Hilton? Where's the camera? All right. You know, you're watching a movie

with me and fucking Taye Diggs. What do you want? What do you want? I don't like when rich people dress up for Halloween. Yep. And it's like ridiculous. Completely agree.

Because you know what it would be like? Completely fucking agree. You know what it's like? It's like Mariah Carey being at a karaoke bar. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Where you're just kind of like, all right, bitch. We know you can sing.

Why are you here? This is for people to have fun. You're just like fucking, pour some sugar on me. And then she gets on. She's just like, shoot a loop. Shuts the place down. And so you're just kind of like, you're at-doop-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Shoot-a-doop-ba-da-ba-da. Shuts the place down. And so you're just kind of like, you're at the karaoke bar trying to have fun, and you're like, I don't care.

It's kind of killing it. This is what I feel about this. But not if he's going to another rich party, because then you've got to flex. But he's in the streets. I know. He's in the streets pretending he's real Joker, bro. And he's got his boys dressed up. Okay, okay.

And you're like, is this actually a problem that's going to be happening? I like this. I like it. I'm with you, bro. It takes the fun out of it. Do your own shit. Have your wife do it. But that's LA in general.

I remember when I was broke and I came out to a Halloween party, and I was in a Target Spider-Man outfit. People are like, you know, the girls. They're in Hollywood. You're a bouncy house guy now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. That was a throwback. You're a bouncy house guy now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that was a throwback. Yeah, that was a throwback.

That was a throwback. I like how it's like these rich guys. I know, I know. Now he's one of the fucking henchmen in P. Diddy now. Next year he's going to be that guy. He's going to be Batman just swinging from the fucking. So this is P. Diddy. He's fighting with the guy from Power.

And he really get into it. Why? Because he's acting as the Joker? It'd be fun if he got beat up as the Joker. Someone's like, hey, that's P. Diddy. He's like, oh, shit. How would you know? I can't tell that's P. Diddy. He's like, oh, shit. He has to know. How would you know? Know what?

I can't tell that's P. Diddy. They obviously knew when something got out of hand. Do you know who I am? Or what? Do you know who I am? So love, so love, bro. So love, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So many dozen. It'd be funny if that guy was dressed up. You lucky, though, dressed up You lucky though nigga You know I'm really about that But I love you And we're together We're stronger together Oh wow that got weird

Here's my problem with this They're showing Everything Like most places Are showing everything and they're not showing this part. Right, right, right, right,

right, right, right. What do you mean? No, he's saying that they're making it out. Like this was a real thing. And I look at this and it's just like,

this shouldn't be on the internet. Right. I see. Oh, did you see, yeah. Did you see the Kanye one where he was like, yeah,

there were like Kanye storms off field and yells at soccer mom. And then you watch it and they were just like, kind of, maybe he was like, nah, and then walked away. Yeah, man. No, I'll tell you what happened there. Oh, yeah. I'll tell you what happened.

Well, I don't know what happened, but it didn't look like it was a big deal. Okay. No. So, you know, my son plays on the opposite soccer team. Yeah. And my girl texted me. She's like, oh, Kanye's here. He's late.

And then she was like, he's arguing with this mom. But the mom was like, she's the one who initiated who initiated it right because he was just trying to root on his son okay well you pipe down that's when he's like what no and then he went to go he hasn't seen his son in a little bit so he went to go hug his son and then uh the security who was there with somebody else stopped him from seeing his son and that's what set him off he's like hold up that's my son why did they do that i don't know i don't know i'll tell you but then uh so kanye had to get going so he literally ran on the field i mean he you know tears in his eyes he hugged his son yeah and would like give him a kiss then got ran off and he they make him out to be this horrible person no everyone's

a person they fucked them man everyone's a They really fucked them. Like that whole thing, like Kanye freaks out. Kanye didn't freak out. Kanye was upset he couldn't touch his kid. That should be the news. You know, from watching the Kardashian show, I mean, because Rachel, you know what I mean, she loves that shit, so I'm sitting in there in bed looking, and when they were showing him

in the first season, but when they show him in the first season, I was like, oh, this is like a completely different dude. Like, the dude that they show on TV and all this stuff is not this guy. Like, he's, like, very understated and, like, you know, he's with his kids. And he's like, I don't want to be the cool dad. I'm the dad that, like, wears the silly stuff. My kids want me to do that.

No, he's a good dad. Yeah, so what I'm saying is, like, it's like a weird, like, you know. But at the same time, it's like when, like, this goes back to even with this P. Diddy video. I'm glad to see that that was nothing. But you have to know you're that famous and everybody's filming. When you're that famous, you have a little bit of a responsibility to be right. But Kanye's thing's different. His son's playing a soccer game and he didn't ask for that.

I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying, in general, when you're that famous, right, and you do something and it's going to get out, then you have to answer for that, right? I mean, Kanye, like, he legit went crazy in the media for, like, a month, and then there was all this backlash, and now he's coming out and being like, hey, yeah, sorry i shouldn't have said that about george floyd okay uh probably i shouldn't uh i didn't mean to come across like all jews are terrible you know what i mean like he really realized oh there's there's consequences oh i

didn't hear him backtrack at all no he did he apologized he did he apologized a number of times they're not gonna show you all that yeah that's not trending that's not that's not gonna that's not trending but but also bro but also and he you know he's done this before where he he does these he's manic or i don't i'm no doctor but whatever it is i don't think it's that i think it's calculated like even with this thing no way bro well listen i'm telling you i mean the whole the whole hold on it was a bad calculation he didn't realize how much backlash he's done this with black people white people

he's done it with heads of studios before because he's trying to move the needle and get out of a situation so this he even went on drink champs

and was like I can say anti-semitic stuff and Adidas still won't do shit knowing Adidas all he wanted to do was get out of

Adidas contract that's all he wanted to do he wanted to get out of the Balenciaga contract he wanted to get out of the Adidas contract. That's all he wanted to do. He wanted to get out of the Balenciaga contract. He wanted to get out of the Gap contract. So he did the most extreme thing. He didn't realize that when you start going anti-Semitic, that's the one thing, that's the one line you can't cross.

He learned the hard way. He learned the hard way, but his goal was to get out of it. You're out, Bubba. You're out. But now he went a bad route to do it. Yeah. Oh, wow. Because he's out. And now he can get his own manufacturing. But now he went a bad route to do it. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Because he's out. And now he can get his own manufacturing. And now he's only worth half a billion dollars. I know. Can you imagine? That poor guy. I mean, jokes aside, but imagine losing $4.5 billion or whatever it was, a billion dollars. Yeah, but it's not like.

I know. I think when they go net worth, it's not like you can go to the bank and be like, let me get a billion dollars in 10s and 20s. But also that bank, was it Chase? Was it Chase Bank? Who let him go? Was it Chase Bank? He had $140 million.

That was before all this anti-Semitic. That's been a two month negotiation. The media sucks, bro. Yeah, they're like, oh, they dropped him because anti-Semitic. No. J.P. Morgan. J.P. Morgan. Okay. Chase, yeah. Wait, so let's say this, though. He's going to be's anti-Semitic. No. J.P. Morgan. J.P. Morgan. Okay. Chase, yeah. Wait, so let's say this, though. He's going to be doing his own manufacturing and make more money.

Maybe eventually, yeah. 100% he's going to make more money because the cuts they're taking. My only thing with this— What is it going to be like Big Baller Brand, though? No, it's his name. He owns all the rights, all the names. He never gave them the IP. Sounds like it's one of those times where Brendan doesn't know what he's talking about. But we'll find out.

We'll find out. We will find out, and we'll get back to you on it on the next Golden Hour. Go! So, hold on. You think Adidas is going to be a really easy shoes now? Some, yes. I do. No.

Okay. Well, we'll find out on the next Golden Hour. He owns it all. I'm telling you. That's why he owns shoes. Whatever it is, I'll tell you this much. The buck stops with me. If I like this shit, I buy this shit.

Okay? I don't... Remember when New Balance was going through that shit where it was like the head guy was donating to like Trump or something and everyone was like, don't buy New Balance shoes. Yeah, I bought four of them. Oh, bro. New Balance are lit, dude. New Balance are litty.

I don't give a fuck who you vote for, what you think. If the shoe's litty, I'm going to buy it, dude. I'm with you, Danny. I got stuff. But you know what's crazy? And then you say something on the streets. You say something on the streets, you're going to rile me up. Okay, but what I'm saying is, though, if Adidas manufactures the Yeezys.

No, they're not. I buy them. If Kanye manufactures the Yeezys, I buy them. I don't give a fuck. If the shoe's lit. Here's the thing, though. I think that any corporation in the United States, if you looked into it, you would find an affiliation with something that you probably don't like.

Of course. You know what I mean? So it's like, what are we talking about? No matter who it is. No matter who it is. Of course. Like, if you're looking at, by the way, like all the people that are like saying don't buy Yeezys, are you typing that on your iPhone? Right.

Because if you are, shut the bleep up. Yeah, bleep it. Yeah, shut the bleep up. You know what I mean? Shut up. Yeah, you're right. Like, if you're tweeting about like, I no longer support Kanye because of what he did, and then there's some kid in a factory who lost his arm so you can have your iPhone. Yeah, it takes him twice as long to make the phone.

But yeah. Exactly. But he's still working. He's got to be like this. Oh, yeah. He working. He getting a day off. I'm sorry, but.

I don't want to hear you. Look, the real police are here and they're stopping us. We're getting too real. So let's talk about Eric shitting himself or something. Well, you almost sh shit yourself coming here. I love that that's our go-to. You know what's funny? There's a company that heard me talking about that.

And they have some sort of like kit. It's like a shark kit, they call it. And they were like, they hit me up and they're sending me information. Like, yo, man, I'm sorry that this happened to you, but you need one of our kits. It comes with a pair of underwear it comes with like wipes and it comes with like in your trunk as a shark kit yeah dude if you're not shark kit you got bigger problems as a grown man a shark kit yeah shark kit shark oh you know what'd be great we Oh my god Oh my dude

We're doing it Yeah Golden hour Shart week And people said Dude A turd floating in the ocean So stupid

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We got the golden shower On Shark Week Why don't we just call this show Piss and shit all over me Look Look Sorry to hear you Shark

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So thank you, by the way, everyone who subscribes and all that shit. Yeah, hell yeah. What grown man started a Shark Kit? This is a Shark Kit? He was like, dude, this is getting out of control. He sent me this message. I need a kit. Original Shark Kit.

I like original in there. Oh, yeah, because there's other companies that are trying to like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are the original Shark Kid. 70 followers. It's really not that big of an issue, right? I mean, companies. I don't think any adult's like, oh, my God, where has this been all my life?

Yeah. Well, you never know. I mean. I mean, Eric might say that. Yeah, sometimes you need, like. So a portable first aid kit if you poop when you trout. Because you probably have, like, there's also some, like, Imodium in there or, like, you know, one of those, you know, some, I don't know, some peppermint oil, something that helps you with your stomach.

Yeah. You have that. That's in the kit. But that's preemptive. No, that's how you see you're not thinking business savvy. Yes. You've got the shark kit and then you get the preemptive shark kit. No, but you can't do that.

That's counterproductive. You know, because you don't want to have like you want people to shit their pants. If you own this company, you're like, you need to shit your pants. So you're actually selling like chili. So in the preemptive Shark Kit, you give them a peppermint that is actually a laxative. And you don't tell them, but then they gotta use the Shark Kit

to buy more Shark Kits. To your point, you give them a coupon for more chili. Okay, cool. Yeah. For sure. Golden Hour Chili, coming your way. We're gonna start making all kinds of products. The Golden Hour food truck just to make you short your pants. There you go. Boom.

And it comes with a kit. Business savvy. Yeah, this guy. Look, this guy's got a studio. He's got 75 podcasts. I forgot that we talked to people. Okay. Let's do a video.

Yeah. Let's do this. What's up, guys? I'm Katie, and I have a quick story for you. Chris, I have been a fan of yours for a long time. You see that CT? See how it came out two seconds after? And do you understand that I was going to maybe not say it for a while, too?

Yep, yep. So that's how long it took you. I was like, should I, should I, should I, should I, and then said it. Boom, and then I went right after it. And then you did it. I was going to say if Amy Schumer was a schoolteacher, but okay. Yeah. What is... Or friendly.

What's up, guys? I'm Katie, and I have a quick story for you. Chris, I have been a fan of yours for almost 10 years now, which means my 3-year-old has heard your voice her entire life. So after I drove 10 hours back home from Peoria, I had an oops button, and she recognized your voice immediately. For a little bit of context, she has had a speech delay, but she will mimic Chris when he laughs at his own jokes and the oops button was no different. We have a couple And we're back. Oh my God, that's adorable.

That's actually very touching. Yeah, it's sweet. That's so sweet. Thank you for that video. Yeah, that's funny. Calvin loves it too. I mean, it's definitely, you press a button and it makes a silly noise.

Actually, I use it on my Twitch stream, which is Eric Griffin Gaming. Check me out daily on Twitch. Yeah, but you can get the button at chrislea.com. So let's not forget that. And look for a woo-woo-woo button coming your way soon. Yeah, that's the sound of the woo-woo-woo button. That's very sweet. Wait, that's really sweet.

Yeah, that's so cute. Well, so she has a speech delay, but what did she say? She was three? Three, yeah. Well, if she's three and she can be saying that, she'll really sweet. Yeah, that's so cute. Well, so she has a speech delay, but what did she say? She was three? Well, if she's three and she can be saying that, she'll be okay. Yeah, she'll be fine. For sure. She'll work her way up. Or what if that's like it for-

Oops the whole life? She's like 17 and she's like, so tell us why you want to work here. Oops. She just talks like you. She talks like me. She just talks like you. Yeah, she's like, and I'll be in Peoria. She's like, what are you-

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's wearing Yeezys and chains. She's in work. She's like thank you yeah it's like she's like i'll be in peoria yeah yeah yeah yeah she's wearing yeezys and chains she's in work she's like you're late uh yeah yeah yeah this guy's not gonna be as cute oh boy what is up golden hour boys it is noah from nashville nice just want to say congrats on the new show. Congrats on getting rid of Theo's lazy ass. Being inconsistent as fuck, dude. Fuck him, dude. Some people are like, dude, where's Theo? Show's not the same.

Dude, fuck those guys, too. Fuck them all. Anyways, Jesus. So, I'm going to, instead of King it or Sting it, for right now, we're going to call it Sour or Power. And, you know, it is what it for right now we're gonna call it sour or uh power and you know uh it is what it is you guys figure it out but dude my sour or power would be uh this guy's great you licking your fingers after eating chips dude you sucking that dust off or what player uh i call it a power move so i'm i vote I fucking love it. Power is good. What do you guys think?

Love you, boys. Peace. I love this dude, by the way. Yes. Yeah, I know you do. So you say power. I'm saying the fact that he called it a power move, I like. And then shower is like it's going down the drain.

No, sour. Sour. Ooh, don't do that. Ooh, I like it. Sour or power? Yeah. I think shower is better. Because it's like golden hour.

No, it has to be sour. It's good. Sour, all right, yeah. What are you going to wipe your hands after you eat chips? I mean, you'd have to have wet wipes, which you don't have. Unless you have a shark kit. Yeah, even if you lick them, you still got to wipe them off. Yeah, you kind of got to do it.

I got to say. It's going in your mouth. You go, oh, and then you're like, oh, shit. I don't like that. Okay, now that's the grossest. There we go. It's his lips. got to say. It's going in your mouth. You go, oh, and then you're like, oh, shit. And I don't like that. Okay, now that's the grossest. There we go. It's his lips. There we go.

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Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. on the couch like this. And he's going to be eating chips. He's going to be... I have a way I do it.

How do you do it? He has his dog do it. First of all... He's all... You're kissing your fingertips. Yeah, you're sucking your fingertips. Yeah, because it's delicious. You're like,

God damn, that's gross as fuck. I don't like that. You have the noise. What I do, you want to know what I do for real? This is what I do for real. Chips, pussy, everything. I use my anus.

No, this is what I do for real. Spicy chips. Flaming hot Cheetos. Yeah, Flaming. No, this is what I do for real. Spicy chips. Flaming hot Cheetos. Yeah, flaming hot Cheetos. So what I do is, so if there's stuff on it, there's like a film or whatever. The residue. This is for real what I do. I put it on the teeth.

And scrape it off. I scrape it off like that. And then I get a nice flavor explosion with the tip of my tongue when I go. Oh, you think that's better. Yeah, it's that's it's better because I'm not like you just like you just sucked off the chip and now you're like oh and then it's like he gets the chip and he's like oh that's so stupid so the chip just in your mouth and you're like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. You sucked on your cheek.

Everybody in here sucks on their fingers after they eat chips? What do you do? Yeah. I mean, you have to do something. I think I do. Yeah, I don't think about it. Wow, that almost made me cry laughing. I think I do.

Yeah, of course you do. Yeah, of course you do. You have to. You can't leave it. If you got a dog, baby, but then they don't do it right. Yeah, of course you do. Of course you do. You have to. You can't leave it. If you got a dog, baby, but then they don't do it right. Yeah, but you're not doing it like, have you seen that clip of, what's the dude who used to, he's running back for the Seattle Seahawks. What's his name?

Marshawn Lynch. Marshawn Lynch. Marshawn Lynch is like, he's doing something and he's like, it's in his mouth like cocaine. Oh, he's doing it. He was trying something and he was like, I forgot what it was. Was it Skittles? He loves Skittles. He loves Skittles.

It was something, and it was like, but he was doing it like it was cocaine. It had to be something. That's fucking hilarious. So that's like, you know, a similar thing. Like, you get some chips, and you're like, oh, this is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's how I do it, dude. And I like to figure out the best ways to do things for me, and I did it.

And I suggest more people. I like the flavor explosion. I wish they put more flavor on the chips. Put more flavor on them. That is the fattest thing to ever say. Also, what do you mean? Go ahead. Put more of that powder on there, Daddy.

Give me more flavor. I want every chip. You know when you get to the bottom and that chip's just soaked in the flavor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want all of them like that. I want the big boys like that. Yeah, but do you have like when you get to the bottom and that chip's just soaked in the flavor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want all of them like that. I want the big boys like that. Yeah, but do you have like when you like. Yeah.

First of all, like if you're dipping. So you got the chip. Yeah. Then you're dipping. So then you have. Look at him. It's hot sauce. It's hot sauce.

Oh, wow. That's how he was checking the hot sauce. That's weird as fuck. But he's doing it like he's crazy. Dumber. That's a very cocaine vibe yeah okay well yeah

I don't know but we figured it out but that's a good that was a good sour power I say you know power unless you're doing like him sour bro

sour if you're deep by the way you're talking about me sucking off the chip you want to scrape it but you're sucking it off you're yeah can I enjoy things

but the way you do it Eric it's so sexual it's very sexual But you're sucking it off. Can I enjoy things? But the way you do it, Eric, is so sexual. It's very sexual. Eating is sexual. That's fat. This whole thing has just gone off the rails. That is an enjoyment. Oh, and I'm fat for one more flavor, and he's saying it's sexual? No, he's fat, too, for that.

That's fat shit. Chris doesn't even listen to music, so he eats like this. I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? He doesn't even enjoy it. He's just don't yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, I get a piece of Man erection. Yeah, I want to put that you know, I make music you make love Not me, bro. I just want some more flavor for God's sake He's got a shitter.

What's up with this here? Oh, nice life rip, sir. What's up, Brendan, Chris, and Eric? This is Hunter coming at you from Houston, Texas. So I had a debate club for you. Getting a car towed is parked in your designated parking spot in your apartment complex. So last night on Halloween, I had someone park in my parking spot in our apartment complex. So they can go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood behind the building.

And I ended up having them towed because, you know, I pay monthly. So kiss my ass, fuck them. But, you know, it took a while for me to come to that decision because I know they had kids with them. But, you know, don't park in my spot. Oof. But, yeah, love to see what y'all think about it. Sour. Buzz buzz, sore, not going to sing, but life rips.

Oh. That's right, it does. I will say this. Sour, though. Here's what I would do in that situation. Slash the tires? No, if I knew that I didn't have to go anywhere, I'd let it slide. But if I thought maybe I had to go somewhere with my kids or some shit, you got to get

towed. But what do you mean go somewhere? You're parking. You know what? You know what? I'm confused. You really... No, because you lived in a condo once.

Yeah. Listen, man. I found my car towed. It's a disaster. If I come home after a long day... Is that what happened here? Yeah. I'm just saying...

Okay, okay, okay. I'm just saying that any... If I'm coming home stupid and I'm turning to get into my spot and there's a car in my spot... Oh, no. It's the worst. Yeah. No, you deserve to get tow my spot, and there's a car in my spot. Oh, no, it's the worst, yeah. No, you deserve to get towed. Find a different space, yeah.

But on Halloween, and you know they have kids, and maybe they're just trick-or-treating around the neighborhood. You don't know another spot. You can just chill for a second until they're done with the kids. No, man. And now the kids come back, car's gone. Now the night's fucked. The mom's going to have to go to the fucking tow station.

Here's what I say. Lesson learned. Yeah, I guess. That's a good lesson for the kids. It is. It is. It is. It's a trick.

Thank you. Trick or treat. You asked for trick. I say. Y'all dicks. No, I'm not saying. And that's a treat for me. So here's the thing.

I always assume the fucking worst would suck. So in my head, I'm like some fucking 25-yearyear-old jackass wants to go get a candy bar, and this is what he's fucking doing. Oh, it's a guy with kids and shit. Because he's dead, and I know they have kids and shit. That's a little different. But where are they? If I see a baby person-

Look, it's wrong what the guy did was not right. Which one? The guy parking. Parking, yeah. But also- Really? Be parking. Parking, yeah. But also, really? Be cool. Really? Especially inflation.

You're talking about probably $400, $600 to get your fucking car out. It's a mom, single mother, two kids. She's probably strung out on drugs. Come on. I'd rather hit and get towed and I'll pay for it. Yeah, I moved your car for you. Right, right, right. What do you mean?

I had your car moved. Yeah, just go pick it up. You would just say like that. I moved your car for you. Right, right, right. What do you mean? I had your car moved. Yeah, just go pick it up. You would just say like that, I moved your car for you. It's at this lot. If you get there past 10, you won't be able to get it to work. Just ask for Jerry. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

It's tough because also apartment parking. Wrong on wrong. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Two wrongs don't make a right. But it is the guy's spot. It's like if you came home and someone was in your house, you go, oh, get out. But is the guest parking not open at that time of the hour?

I'm sure it was crowded. Can you just give them the benefit of the doubt? What? And wait? How long do you wait then? I mean, if they have kids trick-or-treating. So they're not going to trick-or-treat longer than an hour unless they're just sad. So you wait an hour.

Where do you park? In the guest parking. But that was obviously full because that guy didn't take that spot. Exactly. Maybe. If there's guest parking, why are you parking in a spot that's not yours? Maybe at the time when they pulled in, it was busy. So wait.

And then it was an open. I'm sorry. Did a guy block him in or he can't? No. No, he pulled in. Someone was in his spot. He's like, all right, get out of here. Oh, fuck that.

I'm with him. It'd be a tough decision. Yeah. You're trying to chill. I understand. If nothing's open. I don't need the It'd be a tough decision. Yeah, I'm sorry. You're trying to chill. I understand. If nothing's open. I don't need the sob story that goes with it. You know what I mean?

That's the rules. You have a code. Yeah, I have a code. I don't need the sob story. Dim the rules for Eric. Sorry that this happened to you. Sorry that whatever situation that you thought it was okay to park at another person's spot, but I pay a lot of money rent here, and that's part of my spot.

Eric's showing up, just driving up and see the thing. Yeah, because I got my chips. We need a tow. Hi, Eric. We need a tow. I have a situation going on in my building I live in. You know, I'm in a townhouse thing, right? And then, like, my neighbors across, they – yeah, I'm not in a mansion like you people.

And then they – You people. I don't have a mansion. I'm building one. They put their trash outside their door. You know? And I can see it on my cam. And so, like, I called the manager.

Oh, man. Yeah, I was like, yo. You got a real Karen over here. Oh, yeah, yeah. I pay a lot of rent money. I don't pay this amount of rent. To see this trash. To see trash in front of my door. Not a – Like, yo. Wait, they set it in front of your door? Just take your amount of rent to see trash in front of my door.

Wait, they set it in front of your door? Just take your trash out. They set it in front of your door? It's in front of their door, but I can see it across. We have like a courtyard. And what should they do? Take your trash out.

Oh, because the plan is you take the trash all the way out and there's like a bin or whatever? No, it's in the parking. You go down and you just put it right. Leave it in your house until you take it out. I think it's that they have a dog and they're just like, oh, we don it right. Leave it in your house until you take it out. I think it's that they have a dog and they're just like, oh, we don't want.

But that's your business. Throw the dog out. What I'm saying is this. I don't like when people make excuses like, oh, they have kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and they have a dog. Like, no, that's your extra responsibility. That's not my issue.

You're carrying on steroids. You know what I mean? I just don't like – Yeah, you're ruthless, but I get it. You have a code. That's the code. And honestly – Man, I don't want to ever be my neighbor.

I know, but it works out. Yeah, but if I'm your neighbor and you got – it would be like you don't put your trash things away because it's like rats and raccoons and stuff come and whatever. It's disgusting, yeah. But are they leaving the trash out all day, all night? He doesn't get it. That's a problem.

Well, I don't know. We got a Karen over here. If they said, oh, we're going to get to it. And then he's like, hey, they left it out again. Oh, he got footage. That's amazing. I got footage. Hey, are you Jeffrey Dahmer's neighbor?

Are you the black lady from the series? Oh, yeah. Because that was bad. She told on him. Yeah. he's all snitch yeah yeah no snitching he's fucking got heads in his freezer but also how but also for how many years nothing dog but also for how many years how many years did it smell like dead bodies like oh it's just pork chops that makes sense yeah dumbass okay i i yeah yeah yeah so he started with the car thing and you're saying with the trash thing the trash is annoying it's it's all the disgusting it's disgusting rats and it smells bad yeah an eyesore yeah to say the least

right so they come back from walking their dog in their little poop bag. They put that in front of their door too. Okay. That's disgusting. So I have a question, okay? Do you think, and this is something I've grappled with, I'm not sure of myself. I have not, you know, I like to have rules and ideas figured out. If something happens like this, like with the trash thing,

is your first move to ask the neighbor yourself or is your first move to call the management? I know you said you called the management. No, no, no, no. New segment, Karen or not. I didn't do it immediately because it was one of these kind of things. I go, I come home and it's like, oh, the trash is there. All right. Then you're like, all, no, no. New segment, Karen or not. I didn't do it like immediately because it was one of these kind of things. I go, I come home and say, oh, the trash is there. All right. Then you're like, all right.

I understand. One time all good. I get that. But then it was like a thing where like the trash is there all day going into the next day. And I'm like, that's just lazy. So my thing is like if they're making this choice, I don't need to go talk to them about like – because they're already making a choice that this is how they want to live. Now, let me color it a different way.

Is it a guy and girl? Yes, a couple. That matters none, but let me. Well, he might have problems on his hands. Oh, like a guy. Yeah, you guys are like, what? Yeah, yeah, I got you. Come get some, Fred Flintstone.

Oh, so you, okay. So it's like going to HR. All right, look, here's the deal. No, no, here's the thing, Chris. I know you want to, but let me just. Oh, good. I'm simmering, but it's fine. This is my home.

So like now I don't want to have to go and be like, now we have a situation every time we come back, we're like, hey. I'm just trying to. It's a negative vibe. I'm giving an anonymous sort of like. Agree, agree, agree. People are leaving their trash. That's how I did it.

People are leaving their trash out. And I think that, you know. And did it fix it fix it but the third time did it take a picture with their with their number third time so it didn't yeah no they didn't okay well then because that's the thing about this place too is like nobody cares right you know so i'm like so now where you live in north holly i'm gonna find a nice way when i see them to be like hey uh oh right okay got it got it well but they deserve that they deserve hey uh you know yeah how much it's expensive right yeah yeah you know i mean like i don't think we should have trash outside yeah yeah it'd be nice if you didn't leave it

out here all night oh i like that yeah you know but i you know you you would think that like if the manager hits you with the hey guys it's part of the lease you're not supposed to have yeah yeah yeah these people are just like yeah yeah yeah that's fucked up you know what you should do just go one night late at night. Just go build a little shed around it. Rachel's always like, let's just leave our trash there too. Ooh, that's good. She's gangster, dude.

That's not gangster. She would just go out there and take pictures of it and take the trash back. Like for Halloween. But then everyone's going to leave their trash. No. Now you get it? Yeah. So hold on.

Now let's change this a little bit because this is the real question I wanted to ask. You're getting real now? No, it's not. It is real because this is... I like to come up with scenarios in my head, figure them out, so if they happen,

then I have already my plan. Okay. I don't have a plan for this and I've thought about it for years because I don't know what's right or not. And this is my own sour power, all right? Would you rather? So, you're at a hotel, and they're loud next door, and it's late at night. Do you go over there first, or do you call the fucking front desk?

It depends what they're doing. It depends how many are in the room. It depends who they are. It depends who you hear in another room. Depends what ethnicity. Wait, what? Hey, I told you. You know what?

He's saying that, but it's true. If you hear a dude over there that's like, yo, girl, boom, boom, boom. You know what I mean? You should be like, I don't want to be the person. I just had this problem. And if you don't hear anything, they're Asian. Because Asians are quiet.

They're quiet, yeah. They even have sex quietly. They could be fucking killing each other. You have no idea. But you hear like a samurai sword entering a body. Just like that. And you hear a, who, who. And you're like, whoa.

And then you hear maintenance coming. God damn. That's when you're like, ah. No, I had this problem in Denver when I went to stay there. Nice hotel. For whatever reason, it was like homecoming night. And the room next to us, you know, I was in a nice suite. The room next to us, they just, you know, allowed,

it was probably 30 high school kids. This is the other thing. You go over there, they might be like, Brendan Schaub, and then it's annoying. You got to take pictures with them all. They might be nice to you. But they were smoking, drinking. My girl can't sleep.

So you call the people, right? I was first knocking on the door. I was like, yo, man, we're trying to sleep. You guys can keep it down. He was like, we, man, we're trying to sleep. You guys can keep it down. He was like, we got you, bro, but it's also homecoming. I was like, okay, cool, dude. Not for me. For me, it's fucking Friday night.

I want to sleep. Yeah, I'm 39, so fuck your homecoming. Also, how did you guys afford this? So then I went back, called the manager. I'm like, dude, what are you doing? You got to do something. Some 17-year-old goes up there and knocks on the thing. They tell him to fuck off.

And I was like, well, that's hilarious. Kind of respect that. And I went down like, listen, they're not going to be quiet. Just put us in a different room. They put us in a different room. Well, I mean, easy for you, you big mammoth of a man to knock on a door. Eric, you ain't small, bubba. I know, but I don't like, I look cuddly.

You have like, you know, your ears. People see you and just be like, if you're like, yo yo you need to keep it down not 30 freaking cholos this was that's why I raised the buttons right well that's what I'm saying there's 30 watts I'm like hey shut the fuck up okay yeah but even still man it's like we've tried to be quiet oh never mind yeah you're like oh you guys are German different yeah is everybody okay in here? Yeah, and Kanye's there. And so. No, but this has happened to me. No, they're not a party.

I'm the person that people have had to say to be quiet. Because, like, I take my video games with me. Oh. So it'd be 2 o'clock in the morning. I'm playing Call of Duty. I'm like, what the fuck, man? He's the guy. He's the guy you call on.

And then somebody begs you to, it's 2 o'clock in the morning, homie. You know, and I'd be like, oh, my bad, my bad. You know, I get it. So I get it. But it's like, also, you know, maybe we should be in a better hotel that you can't hear everything that's going on. Ding, ding. You know what I mean? Because I've also heard, I remember one apartment I lived in one time.

And it was like, every morning. I'm about to trump your hotel stories. But every morning, the neighbors had sex. Okay? Wow. And it was like. Oh, I'd jack off. But it was like.

It was good like that. So I'd jack off, and then I'd call. But it was the kind of thing. I don't want this to stop. But it was like, this is a gift. Oh, my God. You know, it was like really like. He's really laying it down.

So I'd be holding maintenance. Be like, yo, you want to come up here and jack off? With the window open, man. So I'm just thinking to myself, like, when that kind of stuff's happening, what do you do? You don't want to be banging on the door. Like, what if, like, you hear the bed frame in a hotel where it's like, kunk, kunk, kunk, kunk, kunk.

Yeah, I'm jacking. You know? Yeah, I'm jacking. What do you do? It depends on what they're doing. You ready for this hotel story? Yeah, but you're in a hotel with your wife and your kid. Yeah, right, right.

And Calvin's sitting on the bed. You know how serious Calvin is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The wall's going like this. He's like, Dada, what is that? What do you think is Dada? Why are they saying Dada? What's her daddy doing to him?

He's good, bro. Yeah, yeah. What do you do? It all depends on circumstances. You're by yourself. Like, when you're a comic on the road, I get it. It's all good, but you still need your rest. Daddy needs rest.

Dude, I used to live next to a music producer. And he came. As soon as I moved in, he came over like, bro, I just, you know. And you know what? I was like, I'm cool, man. What? Like, he plays music and stuff or anything? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He hits, like, one of the bedrooms. Yeah. He'd just be like, you know Cooking up cooking up cooking up hits And I'm just you know, and I just was like, can you I'm do some music but I was cool enough to do Yeah, I got it. Yeah. Yeah, I watched TV late. So I was like it was one of those things, you know Biggest break in my career at the time time i'm an ultimate fighter before you go on yeah to they bring you out and you stay at this palace station casinos in the back of the strip

which are ghetto super hoodie but the fratitas owned it so they put the entire cast there so you stay there the night before before you go into the nice house to get on the reality show the only rule that they take your phone they go you can't leave this room you leave this room you're off the show no matter what happens you this room, you're off the show. No matter what happens, you leave this room, you're off the show. We'll bring you food. You go to sleep, wake up, we'll take you to the house. Anybody leaves this room, you're off the show. Okay.

All right, fair enough. And what's the show? The Ultimate Fighter, season 10, biggest season of all time. All right. So anyway, 10 million episodes. That's fine. So it's whatever. No, dude, so I haven't told, you don't know this story, Dino.

So listen, I'm listening. So he's been holding on to that one. No, I've said it like seven times. You saw these guys get it every time. It's a reference. So I fall asleep. Fall asleep. I wake up to next door shouting.

I hear two guys. Nah, bitch. Nah, bitch. Don't touch me. Don't fuck me. I hear one guy go and the walls are paper thin i hear one guy go nah fuck this bitch i'm gonna kill this bitch hold her down hold her down oh what i wake up like what the fuck is happening and i hear and he goes nah man

no no no not with a knife get the fucking gun get the gun and i'm like oh my god these walls are paper thin i don't want to get shot and that lady's about to get killed over there so i'm in my underwear army crawl it's two in the morning i'm army crawling the ground not to get shot and then i and then i go to unlock the door and he goes wait wait what's that i'm like so i'm like trying to do the door all like quiet and he goes no there's somebody outside and i just fucking and i'm like man fuck it i don't want to get shot i want to die i'd rather not do this yeah yeah i'm like if they fire me for this and fuck it I open that door. I fucking sprint down the hallway my underoos. I get to the main like main area I get the to the casino. I'm like dude these two pimps about to kill this hooker inside the fucking room Yeah, get up there. I mean, you don't know that that's what they know. I was I heard him

Yeah, they're talking about money and her sucking dick. So then they fucking get security like right show us the room I like what's 201 i don't want to fucking go up there i don't want to see me it's 201 they're like well you just come with us i'm like i'm like can i get a change of clothes in my underwear like just show us you go right in your room so i'm going up there and then they're like just stay here i'm like dude i'm in my fucking underwear they get them they're fighting they're fighting and the guy sees me and he's in cuffs at this point they're dragging the room he goes oh hell no white boy all right we see what's up we coming back here we're gonna kill you we're gonna kill you and i'm like what i'm like no no no i was walking to my room he's like god fuck you tattletail you fucking snitch and we're gonna come back and kill my boys i'm like we're gonna kill you i'm

like oh right so i get screwed i'm like can i just change rooms like we're booked man i was like well no just then i don't want to stay here they're like where are you. I'm like, oh, right. So I get secured. I'm like, can I just change rooms? Like, we're booked, man. I was like, well, no. Then I don't want to stay here. They're like, where are you going to go? And then the ultimate fighter staff is like, no, we don't have another room for you. You have to stay here. You're off the show. Come on. So I literally stayed up all night rocking back and forth.

Oh, I thought you were going to. The story was going to be. That I died. I was at the door, and they were playing video games. Yeah, that's what we thought. We thought that you died. This is a real fucking. Yeah. No, no. what we thought. We thought that you died. This is a real fucking... Yeah.

No, no, that it was... What's the... Grand Theft Auto. That they were playing like a killer, a fucking killer. Fuck it up. And I thought you were going to look in and they were playing a video game. Do you understand what I'm saying? I get you.

Okay. Now, this is real deal. First 48 shit. Holy shit, bro. So then what happened? And I talked to... They were like, you just got to stay here. I was literally so scared all night and nothing happened.

They picked me up the next morning at 7 a.m., drove to the house. That was my first time in the house. Didn't sleep 24 hours. And there was a woman in the place.

Yeah, but then when the cops came to arrest the dude, she started fighting the cop. Of course. Oh, yeah. She loved her pill. Domestic violence. And I respected it.

That's the scariest thing for cops, domestic violence. Because they get there and the wife is all beat up and they start, and they, get off my man! You know what's even scarier? That's my husband!

That's my husband! Titty all bruised. No, you know what's even worse? Gay domestic violence, because two dudes. My father-in-law was a cop for 30 years. When it was domestic violence of two gay dudes, because they don't fight like men and women

they're dudes man yeah yeah and they love each other and they love each other they love that butt sex right yeah we know they try to and they fucking okay yeah because you got two dudes very graphic you know i'm saying two dudes yeah man i understand the dudes they're not like this dude they're like this and not all the dudes are like you know hey bro you want to have fun? You want to fuck tonight? The other one's like, yeah bro, give it to me. It's not you and Mark. Well, sometimes it is. I'm just saying if it was you and Mark, then I'd be like... It's him and Mark.

It's me and Mark. Then I'd get it. Beat the shit out of that cop. These cops would be like, oh okay, you guys want to settle this yourselves? Yeah, but see, that's the assumption. It's not always a big dude and a twink. That's easy work. When it's two hairy bears, and they're covered in cum, right?

Golden hour. Thank you for watching. And they're covered in cum, you know? And they're fighting. I don't know what they do, man. Any of the wrestling and fighting? I feel like you might, secretly. Nick knows what I'm talking about.

Oh, okay, another one. Speaking of. Speaking of not a bear, you ever flown Spirit? Yeah, once. Ooh, it's nasty. You ask for water, like, bitch, you're like you get a seatbelt. This isn't Spirit, though. No.

She's private. Oh, this is probably Halloween. You know what? You're probably right. That's Halloween. Shouldn't have the official, like, tag on her shirt. There's no wings, the gold wings. Hi, everybody.

It's Ellie from Below Deck. Welcome, Miss Cadet. She back. Let's go. She sent one in last Halloween. She was dressed as a bunny and she called herself the Balkan Biscuit. Now, is she really from... No.

She's not from the... Oh, she's from the Bravo show? She's got some type of accent. She's not from the show, no. This is Halloween, man. No, she is on the show. Hey, bro, is it how it is? On Monday, she was on her first episode.

Oh, shit, bro. You stupid, huh?? On Monday, she was on her first episode. Oh, shit. Bro. You stupid, huh? You're right. You know what? Hey. Wait, wait, wait. Because why would she dress as a pilot from Bravo?

It's not a pilot, dude. I said pilot. Listen. He gets one every six months. Yeah. All right. So listen. My bad.

I made a mistake. We fucked up. All right. Let me use your own thing. Nick's fire. Nick's fire. a mistake. We fucked up. All right, let me use your own thing. Nick's fire. Nick's fire. Oops. And I fucked up.

Yes. What did he do? I didn't even see it. Did you do something with your hand? I didn't know what to do. Wow. It was perfect. You win.

I did this and I did this. I don't know if it's hang loose or... I don't even know what it is. It was perfect. I did Satan. I did Satan, dude. All right. So, yeah. I don't know where we're at, but let perfect. I did Satan. I did Satan, dude. All right. So, yeah.

I don't know where we're at, but let's listen to this. She's on the show. Go. That's cool. We'll start over six seconds. Yeah, let's do it. All right. Hi, everybody.

It's Ellie from Below Deck. It's the Balkan Biscuit Daddy. She back. Let's go. Got it. So, as you guys already know, I work on super yachts. So, my question for you is, do you have any crazy yacht stories? Have you been on a yacht?

No. No, no. No yachts for me. I'm not a tour. I'm not a tour boat. What kind of crazy requests would you have in terms of food or entertainment? Okay. Good luck with your new show.

You guys are going to kill it. Aw. Aw, let's just see. She's not full come at it. She's nice. Well, my yacht story is it was a carnival cruise ship. I've never been on a yacht.

Well, I mean, I don't know if I've ever been on a yacht. Have you been on a cruise? Yeah. They're terrible. Hotels on the sea. I had one cruise that was so fun and one that was just not fun. Did you show?

Did you stand up on the cruise? No, no, no. I went with my girlfriend when I was 22 or something. That was really fun. I hate them. It just doesn't chill. And then I went on a bachelor party one and it was horrible. Of course it was.

But a yacht's different. Wait, hold on. What is a yacht technically? I think we're hating on yachts because we can't afford them. A yacht is like- Like a big ass boat with fucking nice railings and shit. A yacht's like a Four Seasons on the sea. Okay, not ever been.

But it's private. A yacht, it's like you have to be a very rich- Yeah, I know that. It's a flossy type of- Okay. But that's all I'm saying. Conor McGregor has a yacht. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the difference between a yacht and a ferry? Uh-huh. A ferry is like somebody who comes in and Ferry's like gays. Ferry's get jobs on yachts. Also, like the oligarchs own yachts. They're like $300 million.

It's the same size, but a ferry has a purpose. It's a privately owned ferry. No, the ferry's the Red Roof Inn. A yacht is four seasons on the ocean. Okay, cool. That's the difference. All right.

Okay. So have you been on a yacht? No. No. I don't know anybody. You'd be the only one that would be on a yacht. No, what? Why would I be on a yacht?

He's more famous than me. No, dude, but you would be like on season 11 of fucking fight things. Oh, yeah. Oh, we took them on a yacht and we fought. No, there's no yachts. Yeah, that's money. They don't want to spend that shit. There's no yachts.

Boats are bad investments. Oh, are they? Awful investments, yeah. Well, how do you even know that, honestly? Yeah, how do you know that? You looked into buying a yacht. Boom. That's what it is, bro.

I caught you. You busted. No, I promise they're bad investments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you brought it up. Should I buy a yacht? Also, you have to maintain it and shit. Yeah, and there's a staff.

The sea fucks it all up. By the way, most people lose money after they sell their vessel for a few years, yeah. Oh, weird. This is what I'm saying, but there's a certain thing. It's like, I know how to make money. It is a purchase because you have money. Yeah. Like, a private jet is another thing that is like, that loses value.

Like, there are people who think they're rich and they get a private jet. Then they realize, oh, this is $50,000 a month just to house it. Right, right, right. You have to maintain it. You have to maintain it. So they're like, ooh, this is a lot of money. There are certain people that have that kind of money. And then there's other people that, like, you know, just want to have it as, like, a status.

If you're going to have a private jet, just charter a private jet every time right like that's depends how much i'm saying it depends like no there are certain people are like no i don't want anybody else in my jet you don't yeah but you can rent it for you yes there's ways to go about it without you can rent it for you i mean you can fly to i fucking i looked it up for denver i'll be in denver on friday or on saturday you jet suite x yeah we're doing that. We are doing that. Yeah, there you go. But it's a few hundred dollars.

But if you chartered it private. Well, I don't say a few hundred. It is though, right? JetSuite? For you? Yeah. To Denver? Yeah, isn't it?

Just you? Here's the part, the real part. I have no idea how much it is. I just said, fuck it. That's where you know life's good. Here it is. Life rips. Yeah, but imagine like, you know,

Jeff Bezos is not talking about jet suite. No, no, no. I know, I know. I'm fucking, I'm not rich compared to these fucking guys. But you already know that. You said just book it because you already know that it's going to be in a range that's going to be okay. Of course, yeah.

They're not going to tell you it's $25,000. But for Chris, it's actually, if you travel with the squad, your family and all your openers and features and your staff and your maid and the shoes and the bags, it's cheaper. This is a different level. What? Sebastian's selling out arenas. Yeah. So your travel's private.

He's got two kids. He's like, no, we're going in a. Private jet. Yeah, he's going to private jet. But he doesn't own it. Well, he might. His girl and him have money. I don't think he owns a plane.

But they might be, it's fine. We don't mind spending this amount because there are certain people, I've heard this, you know, hearing rich people talk about this, like they just don't want to deal with TSA at the airport. When you have that kind of money, yeah, you're like. That's me. That's me. That's how my life would only change if I got like sold whatever thing.

Boy, my life would only change. I wouldn't fly commercial. Well, look. I hate TSA. I hate we're being you know people we're being really relatable right now on this podcast but my I mean you're flying private this week but yeah no I'm not I'm not playing jet suite for everybody

but jet suite is like one but for him it's actually a benefit because you're not paying for everybody's ticket yeah like you're bringing so many people actually you're saving money to get to Denver. No, no, no. JetSuite, you buy tickets for JetSuite. Yes, but the amount of people you take,

it's probably cheaper overall than if you were buying tickets in first class for United. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's all I'm trying to say. I'm trying to help you out here so you don't become a dick.

I'm saving money doing that. Yes, if I was going to get it. So, but wait, my point is flying to Denver, I just looked, just was curious So, but wait, my point is flying to Denver. I just looked, just was curious. It's like 25 grand back and forth in Denver. And, uh, you know, and that's for an actual private jet. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a lot of fucking money. It's fuel. No, no, no. I understand. But like, I'm with you. I'm not doing that. Yeah.

No. Like, I mean, that's one weekend of merch free, but no, it's stupid. It's stupid. Why would you do that? Even if it is like whatever, say, Oh, I'm going to do one show and I'm going to make this much money. You're going to spend it on flying private? Now, I would say this. One time?

But I would say this, Chris. Let's say you do Mass Square Garden for the first time. That's when you do it. It's a lifestyle choice, man. That's when you do it. Why? Because it's like a. It's the biggest deal.

You're treating yourself. Andrew Dice played there. Kevin why because it's like a it's a it's the biggest you're treating you guys played there you're kevin hart you know it's like a god imagine with a fucking private jet to new york oh but 90 grand you know what's crazy they have this uh he knows but you know these uh like uh certain airlines that have like you're going to australia you're going to whatever and there's like these the fancier airlines yeah and. And they're talking about, you know, like 17 to 20 grand. Right, right. Just for first class. I know.

But it's a hotel. Yeah. You got a front door. Have you stayed in it? Yeah. You can take a shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone paid for it.

You get the mail. Yeah. Yeah. There's a Costco. But you come out. Yeah. You're in your robe. Eric's complaining because someone left trash outside.

Bro. I'm not going to the captain's. I paid 17 grand. Whose trash is that? What I'm saying, though, is like, is that worth it? Honestly, I know people that would rather fly to Singapore and do that fucking thing than fly private. Because that shit is nice as fuck. There's double-deckers.

But there's some people that are like, I'd rather spend $20,000 and fly. I don't know if it's worth it. I don't know. I don't know. No, probably too much. What's the most expensive commercial flight? I would like to know.

First class to Thailand, I bet. No, it's probably one of the most. It's probably more like it's going to be on Emirates. Those planes on Emirates? Or what's the other one? You can get a suite. I know. Yeah, man. and that's the thing too it's like there you go new york to singapore wow hong kong 40 new york to hong kong basically 45 44 grand i mean that's absolutely nuts dude you and your family fly what are you gonna do who's gonna but what who's paying

for you you got that creepy lady from American Horror Story as your fucking lady? That is so bonkers, dude. My question is this, though. I bet you, though, you're not going through regular TSA. Yeah, you are. No, no, no. I think that they have. Because United has this global services thing.

I think that there's a private. You still go through the metal detectors and all that stuff. But you're not with the riffraff. Maybe. If I'm paying $40,000, I'm not walking through with the same people who are going on the subway. You're not with us. Oh, yeah.

I don't see anybody. I don't see anybody. All right. I'll tell you what. I'm not flying Emirates to San Antonio this week. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, San Antonio, LOL. And then next week, also not flying private like Chris Tully over here. I'm not flying private. I need to sell more tickets, Santana, LOL. And then next week, also not flying private like Chris Daly over here. I'm not flying private.

I need to sell more tickets, and maybe I will. Houston Improv is next week. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Houston Improv. Tiger Thick will be everywhere. I'll be doing an appearance at the Specs. I'll announce the info on Saturday, noon to 2 o'clock. Come meet your boy at the Specs in Houston. Then I end November in Milwaukee, and I end the Ohe Thick Tour at the Specs in Houston. Then I end November in Milwaukee.

And then I end the Oh He Thick Tour in December is Providence, Rhode Island and DC Improv. All right, let me do my little dates. Thickboy.com. Thickboy merch shop Friday. Atlanta Improv. No, no. Atlanta Punchline 10th and 12th. Wise Guys in Las Vegas.

Addison Improv. Thanksgiving weekend. So, you know, if you want to, to after you eat come to my show the next day that's a great time to do it Zany's Chicago Wise Guys great Punchline great

Improv Addison great Denver I'll be there tomorrow man I'm excited about this show my mom makes 44 tickets listen it keeps going up it was 14 in the beginning of the show

I know she just texted me so yeah the Belco I'm really excited for that Cheyenne I'll be there the next day Cheyenne, I'll be there the next day. Cheyenne, Wyoming.

And then Boston, Massachusetts. Scroll. Boston, Massachusetts, November 12th. The second show is still on sale. Albany sold out. Lakeland, Florida. Jacksonville, Florida. Oh, and I just announced Brea, California,

the Brea Improv I'm doing like four shows for the New Year's Eve. So I'll come celebrate New Year's Eve. Oh, you're doing New Year's. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I thought we were trying to do something.

I thought we were all gonna... You know what? You're fine, Private. No, it's fine. I don't even remember. You're Mr. Private. I'm sorry, Mr. Private. We were trying to do

a New Year's show. We were? Nah, it's fine. Remember you was looking to do it? Yeah, that's right. No, I don't remember that at all.

Yeah, we talked about it. Oh, fuck. I'm a bad guy. Wow. Gotta pay for that jet fuel. San Diego, January 7th, fuck, I'm a bad guy. Gotta pay for that jet fuel. San Diego, January 7th, Portland, and then Oregon, and then Seattle, Washington. Too many dates. Almost done.

New York, I added another one. Too many dates. Just a lot of dates, dude. Look at Sugarland, Texas. Where even is that? Midland. They're making up places. You're making up places.

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