The Golden Hour - The Newlywed Game | The Golden Hour PATREON #67 EXCERPT w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: August 13, 2025Chris and Erik are joined by their wives for Golden Hour's version of the Newly Wed game! The guys also talk about a jealous wife who gives her husband lie detector tests every time he comes ...home, an NFL player getting handsy, and Jelly Roll making his in ring WWE debut. Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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                                        All right, so you guys have your questions written or your answers written down for these guys' questions, right?
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        We're going to ask them and get their answers live and then you can reveal.
                                         
                                        Well, how long, how long were you dating before you said, I love you?
                                         
                                        Oh, God.
                                         
                                        Oh, man.
                                         
    
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        I think I have my answer.
                                         
                                        Go.
                                         
                                        Six, seven months.
                                         
                                        Wow.
                                         
                                        picking up the wrong one.
                                         
                                        Nice.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        My guy.
                                         
                                        I remember when I did it too.
                                         
                                        We were making sweet love.
                                         
                                        That doesn't count.
                                         
                                        Did you do it during love?
                                         
                                        You know why?
                                         
                                        And I have a reason why I did it during that.
                                         
                                        Because you're so passionate?
                                         
    
                                        Because I've never done it before.
                                         
                                        I go, dude, I got to do this.
                                         
                                        I love her.
                                         
                                        I know it is.
                                         
                                        I got to tell her while it's the most lovable moment, bro.
                                         
                                        I'm so smart.
                                         
                                        I would say, oh, I didn't know the answer was months.
                                         
                                        So I would say five, six months too.
                                         
    
                                        Rachel
                                         
                                        I was going to put that too
                                         
                                        but I put
                                         
                                        You told me the same night
                                         
                                        As you or what
                                         
                                        Same night as what
                                         
                                        That's just a weird answer
                                         
                                        Same night as we started dating
                                         
    
                                        Oh oh oh oh oh
                                         
                                        Which was
                                         
                                        Five six months
                                         
                                        That's right I got you
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Okay so I get a point
                                         
                                        All right fine you get a point
                                         
                                        What is the first movie you saw together
                                         
    
                                        Oh shit
                                         
                                        Damn it I know
                                         
                                        I know I'm not going to remember this
                                         
                                        I think it was
                                         
                                        one of the 50 shades
                                         
                                        Are you talking about in the theater?
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Movie together
                                         
    
                                        Oh
                                         
                                        Well that's different
                                         
                                        Who would even know
                                         
                                        We could have watched something at home
                                         
                                        Oh see I thought
                                         
                                        I was thinking in the theater
                                         
                                        So I
                                         
                                        No whatever
                                         
    
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        It doesn't matter
                                         
                                        Okay
                                         
                                        I'll say it
                                         
                                        But it was one of the first
                                         
                                        But it wasn't the first
                                         
                                        We saw that movie
                                         
                                        Rampage
                                         
    
                                        Oh God
                                         
                                        Damn it
                                         
                                        Were you going to say that?
                                         
                                        I put that before
                                         
                                        But then I changed it too
                                         
                                        Oh wow
                                         
                                        She did we
                                         
                                        Because I was going back
                                         
    
                                        You didn't have to show that second one
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        Yeah yeah
                                         
                                        Wow look how good she is
                                         
                                        She never did anything that
                                         
                                        Gody two shoes
                                         
                                        So hold on
                                         
                                        What was the alien movie
                                         
    
                                        When did we see that
                                         
                                        Was that at home or?
                                         
                                        Well I was going back and forth
                                         
                                        On the theater thing too
                                         
                                        And I remember watching
                                         
                                        The alien movie
                                         
                                        Because I had never seen
                                         
                                        right i remember that
                                         
    
                                        every five minutes to do act out
                                         
                                        of the alien guy and i was like i love
                                         
                                        this guy see and if i did that now
                                         
                                        she'd be like stop
                                         
                                        even cal would be like stop
                                         
                                        um who watched the movie
                                         
                                        all right babe i don't know
                                         
                                        uh did you aunt you answer
                                         
    
                                        and i just put your favorite movies
                                         
                                        mean girls and harry potter because i didn't
                                         
                                        remember
                                         
                                        hey woman
                                         
                                        Fucking guy
                                         
                                        You by the way
                                         
                                        He never talks about mean girls over here
                                         
                                        Don't be revealing everything
                                         
    
                                        There's nothing embarrassing about mean girls
                                         
                                        That's a fantastic
                                         
                                        It's a great movie
                                         
                                        That's a good movie
                                         
                                        Never seen it
                                         
                                        Wolfie
                                         
                                        He's like what's going on
                                         
                                        What is your least favorite household chore
                                         
    
                                        Mine
                                         
                                        Oh man
                                         
                                        Oh god
                                         
                                        Okay
                                         
                                        Yeah I guess
                                         
                                        Dishes I would say
                                         
                                        but I mean I've grown to like it so hold on I would say
                                         
                                        I've grown to like it yeah things they force us to do I guess
                                         
    
                                        I would say clean I mean but is that like too
                                         
                                        broad don't she Kristen she's trying to signal you
                                         
                                        oh no okay yeah they get their secret language
                                         
                                        sounds like two words I mean I would say clean up
                                         
                                        after myself the thing she thinks that I would say I hate to do
                                         
                                        it's taking out to trash I'd say clean up after myself
                                         
                                        okay
                                         
                                        should you do it at the same time
                                         
    
                                        yeah
                                         
                                        oh yeah
                                         
                                        the dishes
                                         
                                        changing poop diapers
                                         
                                        okay you're right
                                         
                                        that is a
                                         
                                        really you hate that
                                         
                                        yeah
                                         
    
                                        because you're really good at all chores
                                         
                                        but
                                         
                                        you never want to change a poop diaper
                                         
                                        fair
                                         
                                        I don't want to do that
                                         
                                        I said all of them
                                         
                                        slash dishes
                                         
                                        because it's the only, that's his only chore.
                                         
    
                                        I've, really, over the past few weeks,
                                         
                                        no, maybe two months,
                                         
                                        I've really made the dishes something that has been
                                         
                                        cathartic.
                                         
                                        Just, I'm like, all right, let's get this done.
                                         
                                        I mean, dude, I'll do three loads in a day sometimes
                                         
                                        just because I'm like, I think it's my OCD.
                                         
                                        I'm getting into it.
                                         
    
                                        Wait, when you say you're doing dishes,
                                         
                                        you're putting them in the dishwasher?
                                         
                                        Well, no, but I'm cleaning them as well,
                                         
                                        but yeah, well, I'm rich.
                                         
                                        I'm not fucking sitting there.
                                         
                                        I got to
                                         
                                        I got a boon.
                                         
                                        Ripsy the ball wolf
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, I got to rinse the dishes out
                                         
                                        I got to make sure all fucking
                                         
                                        Okay, we don't need the dishes break down right now
                                         
                                        Okay
                                         
                                        We don't need to act out
                                         
                                        Like we're watching an alien movie
                                         
                                        Next question, Nick
                                         
                                        Penultimate question
                                         
    
                                        Where is the first place you made whoopee?
                                         
                                        Where?
                                         
                                        Oh, I mean
                                         
                                        I know.
                                         
                                        The butt.
                                         
                                        And now I remember it hurt like hell.
                                         
                                        That's a good pegging joke.
                                         
                                        I like that.
                                         
    
                                        I guess, wow, this is hilarious.
                                         
                                        Nick and Casey just looked at each other than anyone like this.
                                         
                                        Like I just nailed it.
                                         
                                        I think he's thinking I nailed it with his fun episode.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
                                        I'll go first
                                         
                                        I know
                                         
                                        I know this one
                                         
    
                                        I know this one
                                         
                                        It was
                                         
                                        We went on a date
                                         
                                        We went to Nobu
                                         
                                        I was at Nobu
                                         
                                        And I said to her
                                         
                                        I think we should be together
                                         
                                        No I said
                                         
    
                                        That's be like official
                                         
                                        The bathroom at Nobu
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        With a salmon
                                         
                                        I was like
                                         
                                        Ew dude
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        And then we went home
                                         
    
                                        To my place
                                         
                                        And you know
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        All right
                                         
                                        It was go time
                                         
                                        Ours was in her old apartment.
                                         
                                        Her old apartment that was in Venice.
                                         
                                        And I'm pretty sure there was a homeless guy pissing outside while we were doing it.
                                         
    
                                        But my Venice apartment.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Very cute.
                                         
                                        Nice job, guys.
                                         
                                        You got that one, right?
                                         
                                        Three, two.
                                         
                                        So we could tie it up.
                                         
                                        Please don't.
                                         
    
                                        No tiebreaker.
                                         
                                        What is your worst habit?
                                         
                                        Mine?
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        Oof.
                                         
                                        I mean, there's, Jesus Christ.
                                         
                                        Acting things out.
                                         
                                        Worst habit
                                         
    
                                        Oh, I would say
                                         
                                        My tone
                                         
                                        Your tone
                                         
                                        Why is that funny?
                                         
                                        Because it's so fucking relatable
                                         
                                        Because it's not a thing
                                         
                                        Because it's just what men do
                                         
                                        Your tone
                                         
    
                                        That is a great answer
                                         
                                        I said leaving his stuff everywhere
                                         
                                        And we joke
                                         
                                        That I wake up in the morning
                                         
                                        And depending on how crazy he's been,
                                         
                                        it's a Hurricane Chris category.
                                         
                                        One, two, three, four.
                                         
                                        Sometimes it's a five.
                                         
    
                                        That's the kind of joke you leave at home.
                                         
                                        You know what I mean?
                                         
                                        I know.
                                         
                                        No, no, no.
                                         
                                        But no, that's nice.
                                         
                                        You should see, but there's Hurricane Kristen, too,
                                         
                                        but I don't have to.
                                         
                                        But he'll eat ice cream sandwiches
                                         
    
                                        and he'll leave the wrappers with the ice cream.
                                         
                                        He'll leave them on the couch.
                                         
                                        Well, it's a bit of some old Chris in there.
                                         
                                        Some old Chris.
                                         
                                        My worst habit, I think my worst habit is leaving my stuff everywhere, too.
                                         
                                        What's the answer?
                                         
                                        What did you say?
                                         
                                        Leaving stuff everywhere.
                                         
    
                                        What if you said beating me?
                                         
                                        Oh, my goodness.
                                         
                                        I said rolling up his dirty socks.
                                         
                                        Oh, that is annoying.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        And you know what?
                                         
                                        I do that too.
                                         
                                        And I really, you know, I forgot that.
                                         
    
                                        That is really, yeah.
                                         
                                        But why do you roll them up?
                                         
                                        Because I don't want to throw them.
                                         
                                        Yeah, I throw them.
                                         
                                        Also, I don't want them to get, these are a pair.
                                         
                                        Oh, you know what I mean?
                                         
                                        You know what I mean?
                                         
                                        You put them together.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Oh, that's even.
                                         
                                        They're a pair.
                                         
                                        So I put them and then, you know, you just, when you put them in to wash, you take them apart, put them in.
                                         
                                        You don't want to do that.
                                         
                                        Hi, Wolf.
                                         
                                        Hi, sweet boy.
                                         
                                        He is so cute.
                                         
    
                                        He really is.
                                         
                                        You hit me with that ball?
                                         
                                        That's a moon ball.
                                         
                                        That's shit bounces everywhere.
                                         
                                        The Dahlia's win.
                                         
                                        Good job.
                                         
                                        Dilias,
                                         
                                        Dilias, babe
                                         
    
                                        It looks like,
                                         
                                        it looks like we're headed to Israel
                                         
                                        It's fun
                                         
                                        Good morning, oh my god
                                         
                                        Good thing we won that game
                                         
                                        Off the plane
                                         
                                        I know
                                         
                                        That's fun, guys
                                         
    
                                        Thanks for having it's fun
                                         
                                        Yeah, thanks guys
                                         
                                        See you soon
                                         
                                        Love you babe
                                         
                                        Love you babe
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        So you love you guys.
                                         
                                        Oh,
                                         
    
                                        I love you.
                                         
                                        Fisbump.
                                         
                                        Say bye bye bye.
                                         
                                        Bye, bye, Wispop.
                                         
                                        No fist bump?
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        He usually does it.
                                         
                                        Bye bye-bye.
                                         
    
                                        Bye.
                                         
                                        All right, bye.
                                         
                                        Dan, dude, that little boy's cute, huh?
                                         
                                        Yeah, I just saw Instagram posts and said, you know, kids get their looks from their dad.
                                         
                                        Here we go.
                                         
                                        It is what it is.
                                         
                                        Hopefully.
                                         
                                        I guess he's going to get ugly quick.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, well, that was fun.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
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