The Golden Hour - The Newlywed Game | The Golden Hour PATREON #67 EXCERPT w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: August 13, 2025Chris and Erik are joined by their wives for Golden Hour's version of the Newly Wed game! The guys also talk about a jealous wife who gives her husband lie detector tests every time he comes ...home, an NFL player getting handsy, and Jelly Roll making his in ring WWE debut. Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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All right, so you guys have your questions written or your answers written down for these guys' questions, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're going to ask them and get their answers live and then you can reveal.
Well, how long, how long were you dating before you said, I love you?
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Okay.
I think I have my answer.
Go.
Six, seven months.
Wow.
picking up the wrong one.
Nice.
Okay.
My guy.
I remember when I did it too.
We were making sweet love.
That doesn't count.
Did you do it during love?
You know why?
And I have a reason why I did it during that.
Because you're so passionate?
Because I've never done it before.
I go, dude, I got to do this.
I love her.
I know it is.
I got to tell her while it's the most lovable moment, bro.
I'm so smart.
I would say, oh, I didn't know the answer was months.
So I would say five, six months too.
Rachel
I was going to put that too
but I put
You told me the same night
As you or what
Same night as what
That's just a weird answer
Same night as we started dating
Oh oh oh oh oh
Which was
Five six months
That's right I got you
Yeah
Okay so I get a point
All right fine you get a point
What is the first movie you saw together
Oh shit
Damn it I know
I know I'm not going to remember this
I think it was
one of the 50 shades
Are you talking about in the theater?
Yeah
Movie together
Oh
Well that's different
Who would even know
We could have watched something at home
Oh see I thought
I was thinking in the theater
So I
No whatever
Yeah
It doesn't matter
Okay
I'll say it
But it was one of the first
But it wasn't the first
We saw that movie
Rampage
Oh God
Damn it
Were you going to say that?
I put that before
But then I changed it too
Oh wow
She did we
Because I was going back
You didn't have to show that second one
Yeah
Yeah yeah
Wow look how good she is
She never did anything that
Gody two shoes
So hold on
What was the alien movie
When did we see that
Was that at home or?
Well I was going back and forth
On the theater thing too
And I remember watching
The alien movie
Because I had never seen
right i remember that
every five minutes to do act out
of the alien guy and i was like i love
this guy see and if i did that now
she'd be like stop
even cal would be like stop
um who watched the movie
all right babe i don't know
uh did you aunt you answer
and i just put your favorite movies
mean girls and harry potter because i didn't
remember
hey woman
Fucking guy
You by the way
He never talks about mean girls over here
Don't be revealing everything
There's nothing embarrassing about mean girls
That's a fantastic
It's a great movie
That's a good movie
Never seen it
Wolfie
He's like what's going on
What is your least favorite household chore
Mine
Oh man
Oh god
Okay
Yeah I guess
Dishes I would say
but I mean I've grown to like it so hold on I would say
I've grown to like it yeah things they force us to do I guess
I would say clean I mean but is that like too
broad don't she Kristen she's trying to signal you
oh no okay yeah they get their secret language
sounds like two words I mean I would say clean up
after myself the thing she thinks that I would say I hate to do
it's taking out to trash I'd say clean up after myself
okay
should you do it at the same time
yeah
oh yeah
the dishes
changing poop diapers
okay you're right
that is a
really you hate that
yeah
because you're really good at all chores
but
you never want to change a poop diaper
fair
I don't want to do that
I said all of them
slash dishes
because it's the only, that's his only chore.
I've, really, over the past few weeks,
no, maybe two months,
I've really made the dishes something that has been
cathartic.
Just, I'm like, all right, let's get this done.
I mean, dude, I'll do three loads in a day sometimes
just because I'm like, I think it's my OCD.
I'm getting into it.
Wait, when you say you're doing dishes,
you're putting them in the dishwasher?
Well, no, but I'm cleaning them as well,
but yeah, well, I'm rich.
I'm not fucking sitting there.
I got to
I got a boon.
Ripsy the ball wolf
Yeah, I got to rinse the dishes out
I got to make sure all fucking
Okay, we don't need the dishes break down right now
Okay
We don't need to act out
Like we're watching an alien movie
Next question, Nick
Penultimate question
Where is the first place you made whoopee?
Where?
Oh, I mean
I know.
The butt.
And now I remember it hurt like hell.
That's a good pegging joke.
I like that.
I guess, wow, this is hilarious.
Nick and Casey just looked at each other than anyone like this.
Like I just nailed it.
I think he's thinking I nailed it with his fun episode.
Oh.
I'll go first
I know
I know this one
I know this one
It was
We went on a date
We went to Nobu
I was at Nobu
And I said to her
I think we should be together
No I said
That's be like official
The bathroom at Nobu
Yeah
With a salmon
I was like
Ew dude
Yeah
And then we went home
To my place
And you know
Yeah
All right
It was go time
Ours was in her old apartment.
Her old apartment that was in Venice.
And I'm pretty sure there was a homeless guy pissing outside while we were doing it.
But my Venice apartment.
Yeah.
Very cute.
Nice job, guys.
You got that one, right?
Three, two.
So we could tie it up.
Please don't.
No tiebreaker.
What is your worst habit?
Mine?
Yes.
Oof.
I mean, there's, Jesus Christ.
Acting things out.
Worst habit
Oh, I would say
My tone
Your tone
Why is that funny?
Because it's so fucking relatable
Because it's not a thing
Because it's just what men do
Your tone
That is a great answer
I said leaving his stuff everywhere
And we joke
That I wake up in the morning
And depending on how crazy he's been,
it's a Hurricane Chris category.
One, two, three, four.
Sometimes it's a five.
That's the kind of joke you leave at home.
You know what I mean?
I know.
No, no, no.
But no, that's nice.
You should see, but there's Hurricane Kristen, too,
but I don't have to.
But he'll eat ice cream sandwiches
and he'll leave the wrappers with the ice cream.
He'll leave them on the couch.
Well, it's a bit of some old Chris in there.
Some old Chris.
My worst habit, I think my worst habit is leaving my stuff everywhere, too.
What's the answer?
What did you say?
Leaving stuff everywhere.
What if you said beating me?
Oh, my goodness.
I said rolling up his dirty socks.
Oh, that is annoying.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I do that too.
And I really, you know, I forgot that.
That is really, yeah.
But why do you roll them up?
Because I don't want to throw them.
Yeah, I throw them.
Also, I don't want them to get, these are a pair.
Oh, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You put them together.
Yeah.
Oh, that's even.
They're a pair.
So I put them and then, you know, you just, when you put them in to wash, you take them apart, put them in.
You don't want to do that.
Hi, Wolf.
Hi, sweet boy.
He is so cute.
He really is.
You hit me with that ball?
That's a moon ball.
That's shit bounces everywhere.
The Dahlia's win.
Good job.
Dilias,
Dilias, babe
It looks like,
it looks like we're headed to Israel
It's fun
Good morning, oh my god
Good thing we won that game
Off the plane
I know
That's fun, guys
Thanks for having it's fun
Yeah, thanks guys
See you soon
Love you babe
Love you babe
All right.
So you love you guys.
Oh,
I love you.
Fisbump.
Say bye bye bye.
Bye, bye, Wispop.
No fist bump?
All right.
He usually does it.
Bye bye-bye.
Bye.
All right, bye.
Dan, dude, that little boy's cute, huh?
Yeah, I just saw Instagram posts and said, you know, kids get their looks from their dad.
Here we go.
It is what it is.
Hopefully.
I guess he's going to get ugly quick.
Yeah, well, that was fun.
Yeah.
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