The Golden Hour - The Ones that Talk Back | The Golden Hour #142 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

The guys get triggered over Casey's shoes and talk proper attire whilst flying on an airplane, bringing stinky foods on an airplane, the WNBA money controversy, social media affecting youngsters, Brendan getting one of his IG handles taken away, the viral CEO cheating video at a Coldplay concert and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDENAmerican Financing - Call American Financing today 866 - eight eight six - ninety two sixty two, That’s 866 - eight eight six - ninety two sixty two. https://americanfinancing.net/golden Call American Financing today to find out how customers are saving an avg of $800/mo. 866-886-9262 or visit http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Golden, NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.orgDrive Fast All Gas Giveaway - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour You're down 10 pounds there?

8 pounds Oh, okay, should have lied Well, I mean, you know, it works, you know what I mean? I'm down. It was hard when I went to New York because of the time change. So what I did was I just kept the same schedule. So like I didn't eat till three.

Yeah. It's so hard. It was hard on the plane, you know? It was like, well, you know, and I'm in first class and they bring it over to this good ass breakfast to everybody and I'm just like, oh. No thank you. It's a plan. Oh, Oh good for you big dog.

Also New York has some of the best food too so that also sucks. Yeah, yeah. We were, yeah. But it was fine. You know, it worked out. Yeah, if you're gonna die you gotta stick to it. I know it's so hard on the road.

I, it's just too, it's so hard bro. Yeah. It's so hard. Well I mean, I think the thing that's great about the intermittent fasting is, it's not about, the easiest thing to control is when you eat. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

And then you can work on what you eat could be better, but you can control when you eat. You don't have to eat after eight. You don't have to eat before a certain time. But Eric, what's Matt Reifey? Like a crouton and he's full? Like that dude's small and shredded? No, no, he just works out every day no matter what.

No matter how he feels, no matter what's going on, he works out. Really? Yeah. Good for him. Wow, that's interesting. Even with insomnia or whatever it is. But like, he worked out before the shows in New York.

Yeah. Because he just wasn't feeling good. He was like, well they took him to the gym and then he came back and he was ready to go. Wow. You know? What do, he just wasn't feeling good He was like well they took him to the gym and then he came back and he was ready to go You know, what do you mean? He wasn't feeling good? He's not he's always something's up. He's always like he wasn't feeling good He was like sick. He doesn't sleep. No, he doesn't fucking sleep He sees ghost to work out To work out when you're tired is the worst. But that's the thing that gives him.

That's the move. But it also, but yeah, but that's when you hurt yourself or at least me. I go, oh no. You're also 48 so it's like. But I've always been that way. I'm not 48, I'm 45 dude. But you got the years of 48.

You know what I mean? No way dude, I look good. I was fucking, I'm killing it in the looks department. Oh Dudes, I watched a movie that's terrible. So you guys probably have seen it. I love it What is it? It's a it's a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's a Northman. Well, I didn't see it. Yeah, I didn't see it I know it. What you didn't like it's like bad movies. It's I do and horrendous But the guy who did that did what's it called? Didn't he? Oh, that's old.

That bullshit Dracula movie. Or not Tron. Um, The Dracula. Hums. Oh, he did? Humsot. Whatever the fuck it's called. I thought it was the guy who did, uh, the, uh, what was it? Uh, Blade Runner. I thought it was that guy.

I just saw Mickey's Doom. Yeah, the guy had a plane. Oh yeah. It was good. It was all right. It's all right. Yeah, it's all right. I just saw Mickey's doing it on the plane. Oh yeah, was it good? It was all right. A heart is all right. Yeah, it's all right. Oh, Robert Eggers, okay. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Oh, he did all these weird movies. I'll watch it.

Oh dude, that movie The Witch. That is the most ridiculous movie. I know your guys' style. The Witch is good. No dude, you need subtitles. I know your guys' style. You're gonna love The Northman. You're gonna love The Northman.

It's terrible. I actually started watching that and I was like, no thank. You're gonna love The Northman. You're gonna love The Northman. It's terrible. No, no, I tried to, I actually started watching that and I was like, no thank you. I'll watch The Northman tonight twice. Yeah, it's gonna be your favorite movie. I can't wait. Why twice? Because I'm gonna love it and I love it.

I love it extra because Brennan doesn't like it. Ah! Yeah, I knew you were gonna like it. I watched it, I went, ah Chris, I like it. Well, why'd you watch it? Where were you that you were watching that? I ran out of shows, I've watched everything and then I was waiting for the next new Dexter come out.

I've watched all three and my mother-in-law and father-in-law always come to me for a movie or show advice. And I fucking went on rotten tomatoes. I'm like, Oh shit, 90%. And then that actor, the whatever scars guard where the fuck he is. Oh, he was scars guard was on a, uh, uh, Dak Shepard's podcast. They were talking about how good it is. Oh, he was scars guard was on a Dax Shepard's podcast. They were talking about how good it is. So I'm like, I got a movie for everyone.

And then it got done. They were like, you're terrible. You listen to Dax Shepard's podcast. You just listen. Like what podcast do you listen to? All I listen to is podcasts. I listen to no music. Wow.

People just talking and shit. He had Brad Pitt on. Yeah. Yeah. Brad Pitt on. Yeah. Yeah, Brad Pitt was great. Oh, God, fucking, you binge it? You binged action? He's a big car guy too, so I fucked with him.

I fucked hard with him. Glassman. Yeah. Glassman just had Superman on. I know. Yeah, dun dun dun dun. Skin, skin, skin. But he did, and then also Paul Rudd and

I've been on it. So That guy's what that guy's won so many What do you call it Emmys Oscars whatever that that music composer? Oh, really? Yeah Yeah, I know no no they all I get it sound I don't argue the same dude. It's ridiculous. Yeah The Star Wars theme. Oh god sounds like the Superman theme Blow your load. Okay, so early on the show. We're doing something right Eric. He's doing something right? Those are all fuck If you're gonna get up with an Oscar for making the same song but changing it a little bit, then it's like, what are we talking about? I don't know, that's his style.

But come on. No, they're all different songs. They're not though. No, they're not. Listen to them. You know what we'll do? We'll do this on the page. Hey, who just tried crawling across the screen quietly?

That was my cat. I have a jungle cat. Holy fuck. Is that in their camouflage? I brought a jungle cat. Oh, is that Kase? How'd you see him? Oh, I know he's yeah true He does have the life rips merch on which is killing it. He was on his tippy toes, too For sure crawl for sure army crawl case that's up But but I will say Casey has the worst shoes known to man on right now those

Nobody gonna see but but I will say Casey has the worst shoes known to man on right now. Those are Can't stand these kinds of shoes. I can't say any shoes and everybody has them Climbers shoes. Everybody has these fucking shoes. They're so bad. I'm seeing case. These are the me see case, dude You know what? They're the fucking What is it? He's coming. He's coming Are they they're like the loafers fuck you Casey? Casey. Oh, you don't like you. You don't like dude, my kid, Joe joint, my wife bought some for the kids. And I went, no, no, no, you can't come out of the house in those. You, you, you got it. You have to take this off. Everyone's going to think you're good.

Yeah. Put those away right now. People, people who can, that's the number one shoe I see that I'm like, come on guys. You know what it is? It's lazy. It's like wearing sweats to the fucking airport It's lazy as I wear sweats at the airport, bro. We're at the airport. We do a fucking three-piece suit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What do you have? I'm sure as fuck that in my sweat like a cuck. What? Why not? I gotta you be comfortable on the plane. That's the that's the problem with society Sweats on the plane Jeans Oh, to be comfortable? I don't know if that's the problem. Sweats on the plane. Sweats on a plane is not really. You don't have comfortable jeans? You don't have comfortable jeans?

Samuel Jackson. Motherfucking sweat on that motherfucking plane. Everyone's sleeping on the plane. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This plane is going down. Everyone's just. Ha ha ha ha ha. They're asleep.

Stop being comfortable. Yeah. So, um, you, so, yeah, sweats on a plane is, is, is, is not bad, dude. It's not. Oh, it's terrible. It means you've given up. When I see someone with sweats outside the house, I go, Oh, they're not doing well. They have no respect for themselves. What do you have on right now?

This guy's like for the fifties, dude. I got some cargo pants on. Oh, you think cargo pants, sweats or a ham sandwich away from cargo pants on. Oh, you think cargo pants? Sweats are a ham sandwich away from cargo pants, bro. Either way, they're hot sweats. This guy thinks like, oh. Because they button.

Because they button. He's like, ah, they button. So whatever has a string, that's bad. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And then also, and this is Brian Callan. If you go on a plane in sweat and sandals, well fuck my face.

Well fuck off. If you're wearing socks, okay, but dude, Brandon thinks is he fucking buttons, because he has a button, he's in Mad Men, dude. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's like one of those guys in the Matrix now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My cargo pants. I don't know why, I don't know how people can wear. I don't let my kids wear sweats. I just don't know how people can wear sandals.

Well, but. You can't wear sandals. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're talking about sandals, not, yeah. If you have sandals with the middle thing in and the fucking toes coming out. That's Brian Keller, that's Brian. Callum.

That's Brian. Callum. You only wear those one place. That's the beach. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Or the pool.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. In a pool. But that's it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get out in society with your toes.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hold up. It, and people were in the restaurants. If I'm eating fucking lasagna and you have your feet out, buddy, go home, go home. Have you noticed that? Cause I've noticed this. You go to like a steak house or something.

You're on a road or something like that. People just don't, there is no dressing up anymore. No, yeah, no. It used to be a thing though. You wouldn't, you didn't go to a steak house. Brendan's argument. It's a slippery slope. You know, he's like, you. It used to be a thing though. You wouldn't, you didn't go to a steak house in a t-shirt. This is Brendan's argument. It's a slippery slope. You know, he's like, you wear sweats on the fucking- Tell him, Chris, now you're on my side. Now you're on my side. No, I'm not on your side.

I don't agree with you. I mean, dude- Look at Brian. He looks fucking terrible. I just, I don't, sandals are, no. Sweats and sandals go, it's peanut butter and jelly. Sweats, sandals, they go hand in hand. Not really, dude, because sandals are beach wear. Sweats are comfort wear. Yes, dude! Sweats are sandals go, it's peanut butter and jelly. Sweats, sandals, they go hand in hand. Because sandals are beach wear.

Sweats are comfort wear. Yes dude! Sweats are gym wear. I made too much sense right there. Nope, sweats are gym wear. Sweats are for the gym. Are you in the gym? But that's fine if sweats are gym wear,

but sandals are not gym wear. You drop the waves on your foot, you have a fucking purple toe, yes! It makes sense! Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. And you wear, sometimes you go into the beach and you put the sweats

over the swimsuit. Yep. And then you, you know what I mean? Yes, Eric. Who the fuck cares, dude? Who put your fucking face, Chris? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I still think that sweats are okay on like,

I think pajamas are okay on a plane. That's insane to me. Now that is crazy. And you're going through security in public? And you slept in them? That's crazy. That's insane. Oh, you know what?

That makes it different. Like if you just got out of bed and went to the airport Disgusting as opposed to just fighting this a long flight. Let me wear my jammies. No, no, no, no, no, no No, no jammies do it. Yeah, you were the new jammies, right? You put hey guys guys guys Sweats are jammies. They're not they're the same fucking thing. They're not and you know what they're sweats from a distance those cars No, they're not and you know what they're sweats from a distance those cargo. Yes Are sweats, you know, I mean, these are not sweats. These are a nice fucking material They will get people get buried in suits. Yeah, doesn't mean you want to fucking hello We need to wear a good argument. Oh good point

How many people get buried in flip-flops and sweats? It depends on what one of your right because they want to look good for the Lord That's why I do it You know wants to show up to heaven with sweats on. They want to go to heaven. They don't want to go to hell. Exactly. Primes want to hell.

And you don't want the public senior in fucking sweats or board shorts and sandals on a plane. OK, wait. Have a little respect for yourself. No board shorts on a plane? You ever wear shorts on a plane? I have before. Yeah.

I don't like it. I get cold. You're disgusting. I've done it twice. You're disgusting, Chris. I've done it twice in my life. You know how many flights I've been on? I've done it twice. You're like, I get cold. You're disgusting. I've done it twice. You're disgusting. I've done it twice in my life. You know how many flights I've been on? I've done it twice.

You're disgusting. I get cold. You're disgusting. I wear shorts sometimes. I've worn just a long t-shirt. With a belt? With a belt? Like a chick going to bed.

I've worn just an old football jersey, but that was to be sexy. Just a football jersey and a thong? Just an old football jersey in the middle seat in Southwest, but that was to be sexy Here's what I hate on a plane. It'd be like like boy group C a hot chick. You know she thinks she's super hot Totally too dressed up. Mm-hmm. You know spraying shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, I mean by What are we doing no doing, what are we doing? them too much perfume and shit on a plane. It's equivalent to farting. Dude. Yeah. Get honestly get that fucking what's

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I don't know. You know, if, if. How you guys feel about whoppers? I get whoppers with cheese on the plane sometime and they don't smell great. It's okay to me. To me, if you, but you have to understand people need to eat on a five hour flight. So it's fine. You don't need to, you can't just bring pretzels and shit. I I'm, I'm forgiving if people bring it, but if you bring like, what? Curry?

What? Curry? Well, no, forget it, bro. No, forget it. That's- No, you know what stinks? You know what stinks is they have them at some airports is when it's a teriyaki bowl that has the steamed broccoli.

They open that up. Oh, you just farted in my face. It's shit. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a, I don't, But then what about when they bring, cause I'm like one K on United, right? So you can get a free meal thing.

No matter where you're sitting. So if I don't get upgraded and I'm sitting in their exit row or whatever, I'm like, what do you have? And they go, then you get like, they have a cheeseburger you can get. Yeah, okay, yeah, got it. And then that opens up. Smells bad, yeah.

Yeah! Yeah, the burger stinks. Wait, what's one K? Does that mean you fly so much? Yeah. It means you fly too much, yeah. I probably have that. If you fly United.

Well, I fly all of them. You would know if you had it. I fly all of them. I have all of them. I just fly United. You know what else stinks is I like to go to this snack place and get some nuts and some beef jerky. When you open that beef jerky up, it smells like pure fart.

Beef jerky is terrible. It smells like pure fart. I like beef jerky too. I'm with you on that. Me, too. I like a nice jerk. You probably got some good ass beef jerky out in Texas, huh? Hell yeah. I hope everywhere.

I think this is boring. This is a phone conversation. We're having a phone conversation. Like a high school kid. Facts. Do all of us feed our own three-way? Do all of you guys have TSA pre and have forever? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm an American, dude. For the regular folk, we don't have to take off our shoes anymore. Oh, really? Yeah, as of July 9. Yeah, it's almost everyone has TSA pre. Well, no, because it's still a longer line. You know what?

I want you to go back and take that out of the way, because that's not true. And you know what? No, I'm telling you. One more thing. Let's edit that out. All they need now is for them not to take stuff out their bag, and then it's gonna be all the same.

No one's gonna care. So you think we got, so it took 30 years to get back to before 9-11? No, no, but check this out. This is the thing that- Can I bring my water? It was at 9-11, it was a shoe bomber. I have a real ID.

Claire's bullshit. Sometimes, yeah. No, no, it's always bullshit. Sometimes. No, Eric. They have a thing now called touchless ID, a TSA. It's way better. Sometimes. No, Eric. They have a thing now called Touchless ID, TSA. It's way better. Dude.

You don't have to take your picture three times. This is clear. You go. You get the scan. You get up to the thing. They have to scan you again. TSA Bree. TSA Bree doesn't have that on Touchless ID.

It's not there anymore. No doubt. Hey, Eric, do you have clear? Yeah. Oh, I thought you didn't and you were hating on it. No, no, no, I have it. Every time I go to LAX, I go to the clear line, just a bullshit.

Yeah. And I look at the TSA preline and I'm like, oh, this is moving. Then the lady has an answer with me. And so then I go to the TSA preline and then I look over there and I go, hi, when I'm in the front and I go, your service is bullshit.

Could you imagine? Yeah. And she goes, cool. Oh, yo, just like that. This is, get your shit together. At Delta, they have a TSA plus clear line. So you go ahead and other TSA people. They have to do that because their service is so shitty, they keep having to add a service.

It's all bad. It's like Disney Fast Passes. Too many people get them and it gets capacity and then they have to add another level. Well what I'm saying though is like let me say again, sign up for, you can do it on your app so you're a thing. Touchless ID, that's TSA.

You just walk up, you don't even have no ID, they scan you and you're done. That's it. You don't need to, nothing, that's it. Touchless ID, that's through TSASA clear is bullshit. Don't pay for that Okay, I'm just telling you My trouble dude Touch this idea Once you put your your past did you get a real ID every time. Everybody has it. Once you put your passport,

did you get a real ID? Yeah bro, I said that already. No you don't. By 2025 you have to. Otherwise you can't fly. I use my passport. I don't have a real ID. You have to do it unless you use your passport. Thank you. You know what else you can use? You can use your global entry card too.

I know bro. Do you? Do you? I thought you had to get an idea. I have it all. I get it. I get it. You know, you can't say you have it all every time we say something. You're one of those guys. Oh, I have that. I have the only one I don't have is Nexus and I have the fucking global. What is it? Global entry. I have that dude. I enter the globe constantly. I need to get Nexus, but I forget to go to the stupid interview.

You guys fly too much. Do you like Canada? Oh, yes. Yes. And then they give it to you? We fly way too much. I fly way too much. You fly too much.

This conversation, I'm out. I'm out. I'm going to Huntsville, Alabama this weekend, so that ought to be... I want to be in Atlanta. Atlanta Punchline this weekend. 25th, 26th, 27th. That's a great club. Come check me out.

Eric Griffin. Did you still say Radock? Good luck sticking to your diet next to that diner at Punchline. I'm going to Huntsville, Alabama. Well, it's just great club. 27th, come check me out. Eric Griffin. Does he still say Raddak dancing? Good luck sticking to your diet next to that diner at Punchline. I'm going to Huntsville, Alabama. Well, it's almost after 12. I'm going to Los Angeles. Oh, Los Angeles. I have a date.

Miami, Florida, Houston, Texas. These are all just the ones coming up, dude. Hey, Chris, is the Upstairs Comedy Club, is that our boys club? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. So it's going to be on and pop in over there on August 2nd. Dude, I did I did Madison Square Garden with Matt and it was electric. Mm hmm. I'm it's Madison Square Garden.

It was just yeah. Oh, I felt powerful. Hell, yeah, dude. You know what I mean? Yes. You come out in a Nick's jersey. Now they you know what they would. What if he came out in a Celtics Jersey, dude? Oh, that'd be great Right or whoever beat them just beat them. No, but well, yeah, just the racers pacer's Jersey would have been made her right man No, it was great. It was amazing What an amazing thing, you know, I mean, hey, hey, did you boys see those dumbasses with the WNBA?

With the shirts that say pace pay us what we're worth. So great, dude. So great. And the WNBA should be cool. You owe us $40 million. We need money back. No, but here's the- It's so weird. Can I tell you something, guys? I'm really sick of hearing of this narrative.

Let me tell you why. The WNBA- Oh, God, it's gonna be a good take. The WNBA has been subsidized by the NBA for over 10 years. No, no, no, no, no, no, ever, forever. Okay. They never made profit. No, no, no, listen, listen.

If it's never made profit, it's either a bad business or they're okay with losing money. They believe in it. They believe in it. It's like a public service, whatever. So at this point, hey everybody, shut the fuck up about the WNBA not making money. They don't care.

No, that's fine. I'm just saying they don't care. No, that's fine. I just say they don't care. I understand that. That that that that's fine. This is annoying though. Them saying pay us more. Pay up more. But they don't want that. But pay us what you owe us and all the league owners should go cool bitches. You all owe us money. No, but but check this out you guys say you go to a comedy club You go to a comedy club and the comedy club has a terrible deal They're at a mall and their rent is fifty thousand dollars a month, right and they're coming to you like well We need to we need to sell certain number of tickets or it's like hey, that's on you. That's bad business Yeah, don't put that on me the average average In-N-Out store manager's salary is approximately $180,000.

They make more than WNBA. Yeah, yeah, you know why? Because In-N-Out has a product that we wanna buy. No, no, no, WNBA, nobody wants. Yeah, them burgers are really good. They have delicious burgers and I will go there every day. But also. I will not watch WNBA and buy their stupid fucking merch.

But also, Every day, but also I will not watch WNBA and buy their stupid fucking merch, but also The the Yeah, what do they mean that every player should be played paid more than that and that makes no sense Yeah, no, it makes no sense because they're idiots Except for Caitlin Clark the rest of them can suck it Nothing paid she's a star, but yeah. That's the only one I know is. And the other girl, I forgot her name too,

that's on her team. The really tall blonde girl I see. Oh yeah, she's cool. She actually got, after she defended Caitlin Clark, she got like a ring, a ring. Ring camera. Ring camera thing, she was like, not, after I protect Caitlin Clarkna Clark you know you protect your

house with ring you know what I mean? Oh that's funny. Good for her. She got an endorsement deal. Oh yeah. Yeah good for her. She kind of cute. Yeah but she's so tall.

She is Eric's type. She's tall. That's too tall. We actually went dating somebody six five or something. Is she six five? I don't know how tall is she but it just feels like they're all like six five. No she's just tall amongst the girls She's like six foot I'm six to you know, I've dated people six six one

She's six one. Yes. She's six one. That's not It is dude. It is a lot. It is six one Put heels on that that's crazy. I'll tell you what she's not dating someone wearing sweats on the fucking plane I'll tell you what she is and she's doing it, too She's got sweats on too She can't afford anything else She'd be rocking them targets they need you like I was thinking of the other one they need to just leave that alone man They need to stop talking about that

No WNBA needs a man up and be like cool you all you bitches always forty million dollars each team No, just stop having that WNBA needs to man up and be like, cool. All you bitches owe us $40 million each team. No, just stop having that WNBA. Yeah. Yeah, I've always said the same thing. They can play if they want, but like, yeah. Oh, go ahead. So stupid. But just do it at the YMCA.

Just at the YMCA. There's so many courts. Yeah. Go ahead. No, I just think it's enough with it. They should stop talking about this. All the men who keep talking about they don't make money They don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is an acceptable loss for the NBA

Yeah, and they've been doing it for over 20 years now. So it's like shut the fuck up Yeah, it's just a chair. All there's a charity ride-off for the NBA. Yeah, that's all it is It's good. What it is. I want to get women involved I mean, it's like it's a It's good will. We want to get women involved. It's a make a wish. You know what I mean? It's like. It's a make a wish. We'll pretend that we're going to go to the games and nobody can name fucking two players from any team. None of it matters.

Did you see Shane Gillis' joke at the ESPYs? Yeah. So good. He showed Matt McCusker and his podcast partner and his wife. And he was like, everybody give it up for made up WM meeting. Four time, four together. He was like, that's my friend's wife.

You guys don't know anybody in the top three. They all start clapping. He goes, I can't believe you guys clap for that. Yeah, that was funny. That was good. He crushed it. I mean, that's technically, he tricked the audience. That's awesome.

Yeah. Prank. Yeah, but that's, he fucked them up. You know what though? It's kind of a dickhead thing too in the same way. Like let's say like, you know, you ever meet someone. Well, no one's gonna clap. You ever see someone you've met before and you don't know their name? It's kind of a dickhead thing too in the same way. Like let's say like you ever meet someone. You ever see someone you've met before and you don't know their name.

It's a dick move when they go, you don't know my name. You know what I mean? I go like this, no I don't remember bro. That's not you. But when somebody brings that up, you know what I mean? So you really like, oh you shame them. Shame! Yeah, I don't like that.

I don't remember you. I don't remember you. I don't like when somebody says, oh yeah, you don't remember my name. That's what I'm saying. I go, nah. I hate that though, you don't do that. That's bad form. Oh, I say no.

No, no, no, I'm not you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The person that brings that up, that's bad form. Yeah, oh yeah. That's what Shane Gillis did. Hey, you know what though? Hey, I wonder if we'd be singing a different tune, like I have a baby girl,

if she started playing basketball and she was good enough to play in the WNBA, I'd probably be like, yeah, pay him. But for the... We are on like four subjects. Yeah, yeah. And he's just like, pull up, dude. I have a daughter? Well, no, it was on the screen.

Oh. You know, I have a quid. That's interesting. Are you going to do... What if your daughter wanted to fight in the UFC? Well that, no, absolutely not. But what if she wanted to?

Well she's not going to, you don't grow up on fucking Lake Travis and decide to fight for living as a chick. True. But what if she wanted to? Oh, Eric keeps going the same thing. Well then I'll teach her the old shop one two combo, we're gonna knock some bitches out. Hmm.

Ha ha. Hmm. Hmm. That'd be something. Like he's training your training. It's like a rocky training scene. Hmm. You know?

Yeah. I hope she doesn't have my size. I really do. When they're like, oh, she looks like you. I'm like, god damn it. Yeah, but well, yeah. Well, yeah, she's 6'3". I know.

Knock him. Then you want her to be in the fucking UFC. But you have no option. If you're a 6'3 girl, it's Wow. Yeah, she's 6'3". I know. Knock him. Then you want her to be in the fucking UFC. But you have no option. If you're a 6'3", girl, it's like, bitch, pick up a basketball. Shot put. Yeah, like what's his name's daughter? Yeah, no, you got to do volleyball. You got to do volleyball, or she can be a big ass goalie.

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Yeah. I want to be like that. I want to be a comedian. He does. That's cool. He does jokes. Do you set up a little mic for him and like, we have, but he does like a joke. He does like jokes. Like he looks up on YouTube, but he's only doing crowd. What's an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch time. Like that. Ah!

I gotta see that. That's how to do his first special. Yeah. I'll direct it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. Tell him to take his time, though. Don't come out too early.

They're gonna be mean to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for real. You cut to him looking at his new Instagram and he's like, why are they saying this about me? Yeah, tell them to, it's a marathon, not a sprint, man. They're gonna be really mean to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The, oh, I wonder what's gonna happen with, like, cause we have now kids who were born, where we're getting to the point where kids are born with social media and live with social media. Not quite yet, but. I don't know, man. You know what I mean?

I think we're five or six years away from they're gonna be passing laws. I hope so. Yeah, and there's more data on it. So the kids in middle school now don't fuck with Twitter because they know how toxic it is. So we have to learn the hard way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I'm saying? We learn the hard way. So the kids are smarter now. What do you mean they don't fuck with Twitter? What do you mean? Everyone's so toxic though, period. No, but not like that though. Not like Twitter.

Younger generation doesn't fuck with Twitter or Facebook because they think it's bad for their mental They're getting privy to it Do they need to be work faster on this because I remember remember when YouTube I remember the YouTube chat rooms It was like the wild wild west dude You would see the names of these YouTube chat rooms and it would just be like the most right Depraved you know know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, KKK.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, or it'd be like, old guys, young girls, or like, you know, it'd be like, and then one day they woke up and they saw everything that was happening and they were like, oh, we gotta get rid of this. No, it's still pretty bad on there. Not like it was, though, man. It's still not great.

Not like it was. What do you mean, like on-line? Wait, yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, they used to have like, well, before they used to have, before instant messaging happened, there was these like chat forums. Yeah, but you're saying it's bad? No, what I'm saying is I think that there's so much evidence

now that how the social media is affecting young people's brains and what's going on. Like in Europe, there are other places, they've banned. You can't have it if you're under 16. I mean America is really the only place that it's like the Wild West. Like China, the kids can only watch like science and math and then after 6 p.m. it turns off. They can only scroll up so many times before it shuts off. America is the only place where it's the wild west for the young China just banned only fans. Well, that's a shame.

A lot of a lot of a lot of Chinese chicks moving, moving, moving. But they banned only P.H.A.N.S. No, no. Oh, yeah. Also, they weren't making any money because they all have flat asses. What's that? I said China, none of their chicks were making money because they all have flat asses. What was that?

I said China. No other chicks were making money because they all have flat asses. Am I right, Jen? God. We're all in this chain. This could be wrong. Speaking of Twitter, I just want to take my Twitter is banned that I had since 2007, so follow at real Nick Davis to. Why was it banned? Nick?

It was a ban. What did you do? I was streaming the fights on Saturday and I yeah, dude. No, I wasn't I wasn't showing the fights, but I accidentally had the broadcast audio up and oh yeah I'm with Twitter on this Nick probably understands. He just met it was it. Yeah, really? I honestly blame the chat They didn't tell me what's going on Well, they probably reported you and didn't tell you no, I think it's a Reported Nick I Picks up on the sound and oh dude. I lost the thick boy Instagram We had like whatever 200 something thousand followers and they just took it down couldn't get it back

Because someone posted a Jake Paul highlight from ESPN Wait down, couldn't get it back because someone posted a Jake Paul highlight from ESPN. Uh, wait, really? Yeah. And they just, they just took it down. I was like, yo, I'll just erase it. My bat. I didn't even, I don't control it. One of my employees did it. They're like, Nope, gone for good. Turned it down. That's strange. Turned it down. That's strange. Turned it down. That's crazy. Turned it down. Well that's the thing, they could just take it down

for whatever they wanted. This is like a new thing. I remember there's this scene in one of these dumb Marvel movies. Like the extra was doing extra, okay? In the scene. Like it was crazy. So I filmed it. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And I was like doing a voiceover on it. I was like, you know what I mean? I was like, oh, I'm in the scene, you know? Let me tell you something. On Facebook. Captain America showed up? On Facebook. No, no, no, but I did-

Eric, unhand your phone. This was before they were stopping this, because I made over 10 grand on that. On what? Oh, wow, good for you. From the, just from that, because it got grand on that. On what? Oh wow, good for you. Just from that, because it got millions of views. On YouTube? On Facebook. On Facebook, Chris.

Yeah, on Facebook. I was like, wow, the checks kept coming. And I was like, this is crazy. And then they figured out, wait a minute, this is copyright. You can't, you know what I mean? And then they stopped all of that. So now you can't, you know, whatever.

But anyway, thanks for the money. Oh shit, dude. I couldn't believe it when I was like, wow. Be careful, dude. You don't want Loki showing up at your house. No, it'd be the time people. Oh my god. Hey, Eric, you owe us 10 grand.

Oh god. What power is that? That was Dr. Strange. Oh my god. That's pretty good. That's Dr. Strange. Oh, God. What power is that? That was Doctor Strange. Oh, my God. That's pretty good. That's Doctor Strange. I knew it. I knew it.

It cost me. You lied. It wasn't 10. Doctor Strange has never done that. He has never done this, ever. In any movie ever. Oh, then you haven't played Marvel Rivals. You haven't seen.

Marvel's Rivals, he does it in that. You haven't seen the fucking footage that hit the ground on the editing floor, and I was on the editing floor and I was privy to it. I was privy to it. You saw Superman, right? Have you seen it? No, I will. We covered it last week.

Has anybody seen Formula One? No, no, no, no, no, no. And I will say something about Formula One is... I've never been so sure about something, I haven't seen it. Then Formula One is a mid movie. Really, how do you know? Dude, that's because you're not into F1 drag. It's like Maverick.

All of my data points, all everything, I'm chat GPT. It's one of the highest grossing movies of the year so far. That's fine. People don't even go to moviesing movies of the year so far. That's fine People don't even go to movies anymore. They went to see that is that's why I hear a movie. It's it's mid, dude It's gotta be mid. It's gotta be mid. He sure does mid this is like I think it's for you I don't think it's for you. So it's about like cars and shit and like manly shit. I don't think it's for you There's no goats like eating people and. Yeah, there's no stupid fucking plot that you spoil.

It needs a goat in the car. Ha ha ha. Oh. Dude. What's the other one? Anybody seen Jurassic Park? It is for me. I'm a 45 year old white man.

What do you mean? Your Jurassic Park is hatrocious. I'll see it, dude. Another highest grossing movie of the year. I'll seecious. I'll see it, dude. Another highest grossing movie of the year. I'll see it. I'll see it. Scarlett Johansson is the number one movie star of all time now. Of all time, monetarily.

It was Sam Jackson, and now it's her, dude. Really? Yup. And it's all because of the Marvel shit. But she's the number one grossing movie. I know that to be a fact because a guy told me. I just saw a thing on Instagram about the one grossing movie. I know that to be a fact because a guy told me. I just saw a thing on Instagram about like the highest grossing directors. Who do you think is number one?

Hmm, I don't know. It's really easy. Steven Spielberg. You don't know that? Oh, yeah. Because we never did it because he never did anything like Marvel or Star Wars. Scarlett Johansson. Just Indiana Jones. Yeah, I get it. The original superhero. One of the cutest things.

And Jurassic Park. One of the, oh he did do Jurassic Park. One of the cutest things that Calvin did, he goes, hey dad, there's a book that I just found from the old house, because you know we had stuff in boxes, from the old house, and I forgot that I really liked it. I said, oh yeah, what is it? He said, it's called E. called ET and I was like, oh

He read he you know, it's like a you know, they made children's book. Oh, no No, you get the fucking novel dude that they based on your kid. You're kicking me like smart like that And so I was like, oh, that's so cute, dude. Yeah, it's a movie. He's like this they made a movie of this Yeah, I'm like, no, no, no, it was a movie. And then they made this children's book 100 years later. He was like, oh, wow, I was like, we'll see it. It was just cute that he thought it was a book. He thought he was educating me. I just can see Calvin, we're gonna book,

and you go, hey, Calvin, he goes. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But Chris, the movie's a little slow for the kids. I know, yeah, no, he couldn't watch E.T. now. I caught my kids watching the new It, 1 and 2. You're bad dad. So you're bad dad. Wow.

Child services. Get there. So that's what they're into. They're into horror like their dad, man. What do you want me to do? So well, that's probably because you played Doom with them. So that's because you played Duke Nukem. I played Waffenstein.

You're right. I played Waffenstein. But remember that game? Fucking hell, yeah. Now that's yeah, I I don't even now like I'm watching something on TV kids and Wolf is there and I'm just like, do we have to turn this off? Yeah, kids sucks. That's enough Duke Duke Nukem. You've played for three hours now.

Turn on Jadakiss and go to bed. It's just in their headphones. Is we fucking or what? Is we fucking or what? Is we fucking or what? Tiger. Yeah, he goes like this, all you hear is fuck the Paul Lee. I don't know. That's uh, I don't know what to.

Oh fuck. What does he watch? Boss is just like, oh fuck dude, the new Jada came out, I love it. Ha ha ha. What have I been watching you said? I mean, what do you let Calvin watch? Oh, he watches cars. Cars, cars, they both love cars.

At least cars is good. At least you can sit down and watch cars. When it's too kiddy, you're like, fuck, how long is this show? You know what's great? Bluey. Bluey's great, yeah, you're like, fuck, how long is this show? You know what's great? Yeah. Bluey. Bluey's great, yeah, Bluey's got families in chokeholds.

Yeah. What's the lady, is it Miss Rachel? Yeah, Miss Rachel. Bit my billies into that. Fuck, it's slow. Oh, Miss Rachel. Miss Rachel's the thing. Bluey and Miss Rachel are I would say

Love blue like well because blue is good. It's kind of like Shrek in a way that like the kind of things happen in adults Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's just one miss Rachel video. It's about poop pooping. Mmm. I'm pornhub, you know, so we Let's get videos video so we watch it all the time cause we trying to get Wolf to like, you know, and yesterday he finally like, he, I can tell you was feeling something cause he walked, he went towards the bathroom, you know, and I was like, oh, you know what I mean?

But then like he didn't, you know, I sat him down on the thing. We have one of those, you know, 48 million views. Holy shit, Miss Rachel's potty training video has 48 million views. Yeah man. I'm like a, I'm like a 600,000. Holy shit. Miss Rachel's potty training video has 48 million views. Yeah, man. I'm like, I'm like a 600,000 of those views. And then Eric finally learned. Yeah. Yeah, baby. And she just shoots it on the green screen.

I was like, Oh, hold on. That reminds me of the bowling movie. What was the bowling movie? When do I turn on the sink? You know what it was? Kingpin? Kingpin, and he's in the urinal shitting. Yep. No, but this is great.

When Miss Rachel comes on, Wolf goes bananas. Damn, dude. He runs. Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, ball so hard. Dude. Yeah, I don't know. He just runs to the couch or the bed or whatever. It's the only time he gets to sit in the bed. Thank them. Thank Paul so hard. Dude, uh... Yeah, I don't know.

He just runs to the couch or the bed or whatever. It's the only time he has to sit in the bed. Look up Miss Rachel's net worth. Well, she also... It's also on Netflix now, too. Yeah, and then, but... That's so wrong. Oh, yeah, that's way wrong. She makes that a month.

It's like, does he... Kai Sanad has fucking $45. It's like, come on. That guy obviously has more than that. He's the number one streamer in the world. But I think the kid channels don't get as much advertising like the regular shows. Yeah, but they get that money from fucking merch, like crazy. This is 17 million from YouTube in the past year.

Yeah. Well her net worth, you get to that, 15 million so she had to pay like seven million in taxes. You know what I mean? If she's in stupid California. So that makes sense that it's like, all that equals 10. Or if she's in California. But Netflix partnership, I bet she got 30 million from them.

At least, at least. She brings that fucking kid crowd over. I bet she got 30 million from them like at least at least she brings that fucking kid crowd over there I bet she got fucking bad. Hey, I'm gonna swap out Rachel Griffin's so I can get this money Dude Yeah, oh it was yeah, oh that's funny. Um, yeah, I I I I mean like, you know, she drives a Tesla, you know Yeah, for sure. Could you could you guys do a kids channel and make that bank, bro?

No, fuck. No Well kids looks like everyone's fucked Well, there you go And they they also got a weight they get what it's also an idiot. Even if I don't, I couldn't. Zoinks with the timing. The timing is weird, too. Like they'll grab a strawberry like, what's this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's super off. Yeah, strawberry. Yeah, super off. Well, she's got to that. Miss Rachel just got the timing, the voice. I know. She's engaging. It is pretty wild. She could have been something else, you know, if she had an only fans

It would be just as big you think it'd be popping. Oh, I don't think so No, no, no, she's a one trick. Hi kids. This is a dick. You know, I don't know whatever where did the ping pong ball go? Was with miss Rachel like a struggling actor before she hit it fucking big during kids bullshit? Get a Ferrari, stop driving the Tesla, get a fucking dude, just screw around. That would look weird though. Imagine you pull up, you had Ralphs. I know. And then like a badass, like a Ferrari, and then the door is open, it's like, bottle so

hard, you know. And then she gets open, it's like, boss on hard, you know. And then she gets out and it's Miss Rachel. You know, she's just vaping, she's fucking vaping. Yeah, Rachel looks at you and she just goes, in her car, you know. That's awesome. You'd be like, what the fuck? She looks at you, yeah, what's up bitch?

That would be different. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. Fucking. But she would, Dad, Dad, turn off your show. She would, she probably always has to be that. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, car, period. I don't think Miss Rachel has kids though, does she Nick? Oh, she's got a lot of kids. I saw one video was awkward and she's like, I love my stepdad.

Like, okay, clearly there's an issue with your real dad. I put her kids in the fucking video so people will try to assassinate them. They had a two year old when she started in 2019 that had speech delay and there wasn't stuff, there wasn't media resources. Yeah, I heard about this. I subscribed to Miss Rachel.

She looks like she dates black guys. Oh. I'm interested. Oh man, that image, I can't get out of my head now. Just look at the face. Yeah, she looks like that. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Kit, this is a BBC.

What if she was with like Jay-Z? Uh-huh, yeah. You know what I mean? It would be weird. Like her life has to be, oh that's her husband. Oh her husband has the same forehead as Chris. That's wild. Her husband's on all the videos too.

They're like yeah. Inaccurate. Yeah dude. Hi kids. Hey kids today we're gonna learn about fucking, oh shit. Yes! Started over. we're going to learn about. Fucking, oh shit. Started over kids. Today we're going to learn about compartmentalization. Hey kids.

Oops. Have you ever done something that you don't feel proud of? Well, just don't think about it. Go home like nothing happened. Beedle and be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be Guilt is a very human feeling. Animals don't feel guilt. I mean what the fuck? We're the only, you know, we're... Come on kids! Boop-bee-boop-boop-boop-bee-boop makes no sense. Dogs feel guilt. Anyway. And R.I.P. Malcolm Jamal Warner, huh? Isn't that terrible? Hmm? Kids did you know that Malcolm Jamal Warner died today? Boop-boop-boop Turn on the Cosby show you could watch his stuff

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from all your favorite devices. Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. Man, that guy was drowned. How terrible was that? That's fucking crazy, dude. He drowned! What was he doing, just swimming? Yeah.

He was on vacation in Costa Rica. Two guys died. Beep beep beep. He drowned on vacation. Wait, another person died? All right. The bit's fucking over. I heard two guys. Listen, it's been over. No, I enjoyed it. I wish it went longer. Well, I mean, if honestly, if it was on crew congratulations congratulations it'd be 45 minutes. It'd be easy for you to do Chris cuz all she has is a green screen behind her. Who? Ms. Rachel. Her production value's not crazy.

Right, crazy right? Well they got a lot of stuff. They do a lot of, they know a lot of singing. Yeah that's the- There's the fat black woman I like a lot, you know, she'd be like, you know, Oh my Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. Is this the song from glory? But wait, glory holes are kit.

Hey kid, But wait, glory holes are kit. Hey kid Ever been to a bathroom be careful some holes some things come out of home. No Wait, I want to know you telling me the mugs are my Warner and it's someone else. I thought two people died No, that's terrible. I'm not seeing it. Okay. Oh, yeah Obama's chef remember. Oh, here we go. What was that chefs have died, huh? Isn't that crazy a lot of people around Obama died Sad dude so far were you I would shut the fuck up I have no ties to the man and I don't cook for him

Yeah, but you got somebody to staff is listening to this right now. This is sad I've met him imagine you knew him right you met him Obama Eric I met him. You knew him, right? You met him? Obama? No, no, no, no, no. Eric! No, I... I love your Megan joke, the fucking movie. No, I went to, you know what's funny? The only thing I know about Malcolm J. Ron Warner is, I was, Tom Poppa had a pilot,

and I was up for this part, then they just gave it to Malcolm J. Ron Warner. Well, see what happened. It could have been you. I mean. You could have drowned. We would have went on the same vacation. What if it was Tom Poppins pilot that killed him?

Oh, no. OK, you know, Butterfly Factor or whatever the fuck, sliding doors. No, but. Because he made that money. That money was saved. And that was the money he used. And we're like, oh, god.

No, but Malcolm Jamal Warner was a nice, or at least to me, I met him once. He came up to me. He was it wasn't heckling me, but he was like he was the whole show. He was like laughing really loud. And then I went on and then he was like loud still. And I was like, this motherfucker, the whole. And he came up and he was like, I go upstairs and this dude comes up. He's like, dude, that was hilarious.

His fucking Malcolm Jamal Warner. That was you. Yeah, so. I go upstairs and this dude comes up, he's like, dude that was hilarious, this fucking Malcolm J. Moore one, I was like, that was you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha was his last one. Damn, Ozzy Osbourne dies. Age 76. Damn. The Prince of Darkness. Man, he was like, that was the reality show king. That changed our television world forever. Yeah, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry, Casey. He died just weeks after reuniting with Black Sabbath's bandmates performing

a huge farewell concert, man. Man, that does suck. Wow. Damn. Did you see his concert though? You knew something was up, he had to do it sitting down. And that guy, I think his name's Youngblood. Another guy? Sung Orbit.

Yeah, they come in threes. We do this show sitting down. Does that mean we're in trouble? Yeah. Pfft. Oh, that sucks. Well, you know. Yeah, that know, that's what it is. Any other good news?

Nick? Well, I mean that guy. He's like, Holy shit, Miss Rachel just died. No, those people need something. We're having fun doing bits. Nick's like, ah, dude, Ozzy Osbourne fucking croaked. But like the guys are on tour, that's free money. I mean, they just never stop, right?

No, why would they? More than like more than any other thing. I don't know Rolling Stones are like a hundred years old Yeah, I don't know. They're still over there. You know he's still trying to do it I go to a metallic of your Dave Matthews concert right for those are only two can get me out of the house The violinist died see where it gets ya. I know but Dave Matthews is not 76 I'm a Dave slavelave, hardcore Dave Slave. Hey, hey, hey.

Just stop it, okay? We need people to stop. Damn, he's 58, damn. Oh yeah, what the fuck do you think he was, dude? I don't know, it's weird to think like. You know he's South African, he's not even American. Really? See, goes to show you.

You know that? See what happens. He's African, African-American. And then your violinist dies. So, alright, so here's the deal. I don't understand why people don't retire. Yeah. I'm telling you why right now because it's free money. It's absolutely free money. Okay, so when you're 58 I get it. When you're 76? Maybe you don't, maybe you've lived a lifestyle and you need the money. Yeah, sure, I get that. But not always.

Not always these people don't. But again, it's like imagine like you're 76 and they go, yeah, you want 80 million dollars? Because that's what this concert tour will generate. And you're like, no! I don't know, people just love money, man. Yeah, it is true. They also like performing they like they like I get that I get that Chris. Hey Chris, you know why I get I get it

Tell them Brendan, you know why yeah, man. You just there's nothing like that There's nothing like come be a Dave slave and imagine if you're like a rock star There's nothing like that and then you're on stage and you're remembering everything you you probably like you know How you like you see your life flash before your lives your eyes? I bet you when you're a rock star like that You said life everything you think about you think about all the fuck and also you play the same phone And also fellas you play the same song over and over and over you play the same fucking ten songs that people want to hear You don't have to do new bitch. It's fucking awesome.

I mean, imagine that too. They just want the classics. Whoa, living on a prayer. Take my hand. We'll make it, I swear. Fucking God, just fucking so pissed off. Well, what's that even mean? Outkast was talking about that.

You know what I mean? Oh, and they have the most of it. And the whole world love it when I do this. Could you imagine having to do that all the time? I would fucking lose my mind. OutKast songs are good for a week or two. And then you go, OK, I hope I never hear that again. It's just like that happy song.

Imagine you have to do that everywhere. Did you see the lead singer of Metallica? Someone video him getting off stage and he literally gets off, he's like, fuck. He's like sitting down. You can tell he's just so over it. He sits down, he's like, fuck. I know, but, and that's why-

Shouldn't have wrote Enter Sandman. But that's why it's money. I mean, he's saying that, but then he's on the other being like, fuck. Then he gets into his like, you know, Lamborghini and he's like, I can't believe my life. You would think he's fucking good. They've been around for 40 fucking years and then he finally went on Rogan. I was like, oh, I can't wait. And they talked about bees for three hours. That's your boy. Dude. I know, but I mean mean people, I don't know, man. We don't know what's going on in people's lives.

No, I know. Music business is funky. Crazy. People think everybody in music business is rich. They are not. No, they make most of their money. Like Bieber makes most of his money. So does all these other bands with merch sales.

It's not even about the streams anymore. It's just marketing to sell merch at the fucking concerts. So crazy, dude. Oh, and Chris, your merch team sent out my package. She said they just responded to the email. Oh, they did? Yeah. Hell yeah, dude.

Hell yeah, it's on the way. Dude, you're gonna look, honestly, you're gonna look so good in cargo bags. Dude, I appreciate you using me as my body for the model of it. No problem. Is your hair still blonde? How's that going?

It's growing out. I look horrendous. That's so sad. When you're 42 and you dye your hair and then a few weeks go by, you're like, oh wow, I'm a loser. Because you have to keep explaining. My sons, I did this for my, you know what I mean?

No, because his roots start coming in and it looks. Yeah, my roots coming in like a bad bitch on Real Housewives of Orange County. I gotta get them redone. Yeah, I gotta go get my roots done. No, I'm done dying my hair. I told my kids, I'm like, you guys are on your own now. I look ridiculous at 42.

You don't look 42 though. I appreciate it. Yeah. But it's like, everyone does everything now. It's like there's old people who do shit, you know, I don't think it looks out. I don't think it looks weird. Yeah. But then, but then fucking Ben Affleck one up me, he shaved his head the same week I shaved mine. I look like I'm, I'm sorry, Brad Pitt did it. So I looked like I'm copying Brad Pitt. That's true. But that movie's mid F1. Here we go. Brad Pitt just looks so much better. You But that movie's mid F1. Here we go. Brad Pitt just looks so much better. You know, he's way more famous.

So he did it. So people are like, Oh, copying Brad Pitt. I didn't know he did it. I mean, and I'm like, why is he doing it on the pulse? This seemed like it was like a month ago now, but, uh, we never talked about the cold play concert. It was like the most viral thing on the internet since Talk 2 Up. I kept saying this and this dude.

His wife filed for divorce already. Well yeah, this is embarrassing as fuck. It's just, I think she could've. His wife is bad, his wife is hot. Yeah, I don't get it. Cause this chick's a monster. Well she probably sucks to meet a stick this side of the Atlantic, that's what it is.

Usually when I see someone with a troll, I'm like, oh, I bet she's nasty on the stick. I bet she's mean on the stick. Nasty on the stick. You know what I'm saying? Hold on. Hold on. She's not a troll, bro. She's nice. Show the wife. Bring the wife. No, no, no. Yeah. Show the wife. Educate Chris. Educate Chris.

You don't have your ear to the ground, Chris. Me and Eric do, dude. I've seen the wife. The wife's hot. Okay. But this is like, but this this is really embarrassing she should have divorced him hey but no you got to do the one where she's at the cotton she's at like the kitchen counter yeah I saw that this guy fucking loves kitchen counters yeah but in this guy look at that fucking boom this guy's been a you know what's my problem with this guy he should have just owned it he was trying was trying to like. Did you see his apology? Yeah, man.

He like blamed other people. He's like, you think you're safe at a concert. The apology was fake. Yeah, the one where he like blamed like the Coldplay staff or. Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't real. Nothing's real.

Oh wow, they got me. I finally got got. Wow, it's tough to get me. This guy should have just been like, I wasn't there. That was AI. People are out to get me. Gotcha, we were working on a new fucking app and like to get me. This guy should have just been like, I wasn't there. That was AI. People are out to get me. Gotcha. We were working on a new fucking app, and that's not me.

Tricked you. That's all I have to do now. So anyway, sign up for Whoopsie. Wait. Hey, Nick, is that actually his wife? Because that other picture you showed me, she was a warlock. Yeah, I don't know if it is. They look like they could be the same woman.

I don't believe anything. I don't think so. I don't think so. That's his mother. That's his mother. That's his mother That's his daughter That's his wife if that's his wife But who is this woman I never got the info HR she's the head of HR that's why she had to resign she got fired

She got fired and then I also heard don't know if it's true that, uh, his current wife was his Mr. Mistress from his last marriage. Oh, well then I'm like, you love Chris. Chris, Chris, Chris. Um, I'm now, I don't feel bad. No, you do. No, I don't. Wait, hold on. You got, you guys have a vibe with this though.

I've inside sources that worked for him. They're in Texas here. They worked with him and they said, thank God he's gone. Apparently he was a nightmare. And then because he was the CEO, they said if he didn't, he was such an asshole, the employees, all of them celebrated when he got fired. They were stoked. He got fired too, huh?

Well, he was a complete piece of shit. Apparently he was just a real piece of shit. Yeah. You never know though. People's stories get so fucking out of. Hey, I know, Chris. That fucking knows. Guy knows.

He knows. Yeah, but if this guy, this is move. If you get with a guy, if you got, if the relationship started on some nefarious shit, you can't be shocked when your relationship ends on some shit like that. It's hilarious, because this guy guy I guess this guy's just not I mean, you know, he's not famous. So it's like I mean to me it's like crazy. He's

doing this What are you at a fucking concert to and his buddies don't realize that you know what? You know around you're just putting yourself in that cuz I'm you say cuz I'm yeah You put yourself in that like like you would not be at the concert hugging a chick, you know what I mean? It's not gonna happen. He was finding a way out. He knows that's bad.

He was finding a way out. He knows that's fucking stupid in public doing that shit. Or at the Slippery Slope, he was out there, the music was on. Ding dong dong, ding dong dong. Few drinks, Coldplay. Ding dong dong, ding dong dong. Yep.

Ding dong dong, ding dong dong. That's what I thought too. I thought the same kind of thing. That's a Coldplay song. I've been at the concert like if they were just like, you know, and all of a sudden. But now this was kind of like an intimate like, you know what I mean? Well, he was just a prom photo. Wasn't he holding her tits? I mean, that's a prom photo, dude.

Is that guy on the right of human toad? Who is that? That Adam ruins everything guy? It does look like Adam Conover. I just thought Chris would think this is funny. That guy's got downs, guys. Right? Uh, which one? The guy on the right.

No, you're a piece of shit, Eric. That guy on the right doesn't have downs. No, he just looks like a frog. No, dude, that guy's got downs. He actually does look like a frog. So go ahead. He has the gullet of a seagull. Okay, go.

Bad bitches only. Oh no. Bad bitches only. Hit her for a minute. Then I pass it to the homie. The ones that talk back. Dude, Nick, he's got it. That's very, very good. I showed it to all these guys. Nothing. I'm like, deep appreciation for something like that. You know why?

You know why? I'll break it down. Bad bitches only, bad bitches only. Hit her for a minute, then I pass her to the homie. Once I talk back okay so this is why this is why cuz you got two extremes of the most insecure guy you get the guy who's got the bravado bad bitches only he hates himself this guy fucking hates himself he hates himself himself. He hates this guy, this guy. Which one?

The down guy or the other guy? The first guy. The guy scrapping hates himself. The guy with swag. Yeah. The next guy. Bad bitches only. The next guy.

The next guy hates him too. Yeah. That he left him there like this. Yeah, the first guy slept with four women, okay? And he's been their best friend. He's been three of their, three of them are the best friend to get it. You're so stupid. To get it so stupid to get it

Right and and and and and this guy and the fourth one was assault and the third second guy the second guy Get off yeah, you got off But the second second guy had his hands in his pockets and was not prepared, dude. And he said, I like when they talk back, and I'm telling you right now, he did not know what he said.

Yeah. He did not know what he said. Dude, thousand percent. He did not know what he said, and afterwards he goes, I think I said. Just like me on, thousand percent. He did not know what he said, and afterwards, he goes, I think I said. Just like me on Family Feud. What did I say?

Yeah. That was a Family Feud answer. You confused. You just say it. All right, so go ahead. Play it again. This guy. First of all, wait, before you.

Oh. Bad bitches only. Bad bitches only. Hit her for a minute. Then I pass it to the homie. The ones that talk back has no idea. Blackout blackout blacked out. The best part is his laugh.

Oh yeah. No, the breath before the laugh, dude. Excuse me. This guy blacked out. This guy doesn't have downs. No, no, he's a frog. Look at it. Zig pull up anybody with downs and put it next to that guy.

That's honestly a tremendous, tremendous thing that I would never find, so I'm so happy that Nick sent it. Got it. That's great, that's great. That's gonna be a 60 minute congratulations. Bro, if I put that on congratulations, oh my God. Guys. All right, Eric.

You're telling me that that guy and that guy don't look exactly the same. No, no, no. guy don't look exactly the same Come on that's why I thought this is gonna be a weird down That's so offensive These guys are you know what also they haven't talked since then. Not for any reason, they just are like, I don't know. But I tell you what, I think the Downs guy could be fixed before the other guy

in terms of having some game and meeting girls. And like, you know what I mean? I think with his voice, he needs a little bit more confidence, and I bet you he could do better than that other guy look at this fucking god Philip Seymour Hoffman The ones I took back It's weird this is great these guys are these guys are the new Burton Ernie I heard They're gonna read reboot it new Burton Ernie I heard. They're gonna reboot it.

The new Bert and Ernie. This coming out. I'm in Huntsville, Alabama. It's not my market. Come by, dude. Yeah, come to Atlanta, guys. The early shows are good. Late shows, come on!

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I'd like the ones that talk back This guy's going like this I can't believe I said that He's like It's so weird, I don't like the ones that talk back That's what literally what he. Yeah, that's a weird, that sounds like a creepy murderer thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like the ones that talk back. Maybe he meant like not like as in not dead women, any woman. Anyway. That's how I know they're alive because they talk back. Yeah. He goes like this. All right, dudes. Love you guys. All right, see you, dude. I love you guys. Alright, see you dude. See you B

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