The Golden Hour - The Thomas Podium | The Golden Hour PATREON #1 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin, & Chris D’Elia

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast Welcome to the very 1st episode of The Golden Hour for Patreon! The guys have all new guest call-ins, receive new segment idea pitches and talk cultural tattoos, nice racists and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's his name Joey? Well we looked up and it's just... Thomas right? You know. Yeah. He's all... That was his last... He's just an honest man.

Yeah. Well Joey! We're like nooooo! His name is Thomas. Thomas, Thomas. Wow! Why'd you say Joey? Why'd you say Joey?

Joey's in the waiting room. Oh Joey's in the waiting room. Sorry. Sorry that's Nick fired. Sorry Tom. Nick's goddamn fired. Goddamn it. You're the best brother.

Look at the tree behind you. It looks like a fucking antlers bro. Yeah it does. Yeah. That. You're the best, brother. Look at that tree behind you. It looks like fucking antlers, bro. Yeah, it does. That's part of the disease. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us.

Nothing can stop us. Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah Cause I can show you use the love Just rebrand it enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the golden hour It's the golden hour Patreon episode. We got two of these a month. We are happy to have you here. Golden Hour You got that Patreon money now, Daddy? Let's get some change. You'd look different.

With us, you'd be like a... It'd be different. Yeah. Tell him to come in. Yeah, yeah. It'd be like, oh, I own a kiosk at the mall. You know what I mean? Bring me your phone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you have on your phone? So we have a problem with the families. Like that's a... What do you have on your phone? So we have a problem with the families Just resting so nicely Within your chest hair With that golden hour of money though You can move out of the apartment where they're leaving trash all the time You ever think about that?

We'll see how it goes It's me and Chris baby Let me get some episodes in Before you just move everything back on us We love it dude We love it The set's looking good get like some episodes in. Before you just move everything back on us. Yeah, before I be like. We love it, dude. We love it. And we're all, you know,

the set's looking good. We're going to have some light behind here, but you know, we're happy you're with us for the ride. Oh, I like this color. Yeah. Should it be different

for Patreon than it is for the regular? It's gold, baby. It's gold in there. We could do that. What other colors do we have? We could do it right there. Can you change it right here?

I could change it right now. Oh, wow. Right now, right now. It's going to it right there. You could change it right here, right? I could change it right now. Oh, wow. You could change it right now, right now. It's going to take two people. Maybe the Patreon colors. It should be orange and whatever you call it. This is a good one for the – I like this because it's golden. This should be for the right.

We can do a different thing. It looks a little Charlie Brown sweatshirt there. That's okay. That's okay. It also – It's Patreon so we can piss on each other. Well, you guys keep saying golden showers. Hey, bro, are you about this life or not?

Yeah. I have a problem with that. Ooh, the green's nice. That should be for March. For March Madness? Oh, for my birthday. What are you guys doing for March Madness? Wait, actually, do you have holiday plans yet?

No. What do you do? I have kids. So what do you do? At the house. Yeah, and then everyone comes have holiday plans yet? No. What do you do? I have kids. So what do you do? At the house. Yeah, and then everyone comes over to your house? Yeah. Who, like extended family and friends and shit?

My dad comes after. Okay, so. But my girl's family would be there. Oh, okay, cool. Gotcha. Because they all live here. Right, right. Where are you going?

I don't know. I think I want to go on a trip. I like going. Like tropical? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. See, I don't like that. I don't like that.

Well, I wouldn't want to. Christmas, you need snow. Yeah, but it's nice if you like that. I think that that's nice for him See I don't like that I don't like that Well I I wouldn't want to Christmas you need snow Yeah But it's nice If you like that I think that's nice for him I don't want snow Go to Montana

Well you're not going to get snow If you're here So you might as well go I don't want snow I want to go like Cancun Or Cabo

Or something like that Those are great Go to San Diego I don't think that They warrant a gag Yeah Oh Costa Rica I'm in I want to go to Costa Rica. Oh, Costa Rica, I'm in. I want to go to an all-inclusive resort and just enjoy Christmas like that.

All good. Do you and your girl get gifts? The first time I just started dating Rachel, I took her to Costa Rica for Christmas. Slight flex. But it was a nightmare because I got sick. Like, I got every like, every hole. Food poisoning. There we go.

Hey. Immediately he hit the sickness. I mean, it was like. Water works. And then she was, like, so disgusted. And then she was being so mean. You know what I mean? Nice.

You're sick and she's being mean. That's great. And you made her. I feel like I'm dying. And then she's ordering room service. Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah, just the smell of food.

Stop vomiting. Stop vomiting. Yeah, I want the shrimp. Yeah, and then she's ordering room service. Oh, yeah, just the smell of food. Stop vomiting. Stop vomiting. Yeah, I want the shrimp. Yeah, it was like that. Eric, can you stop shitting your pants for one second? And she was like, that smell. This is crazy. And then just the way she was acting, I was like, I can't be with somebody that's going to act like this.

Then what happened? And then dun, dun, dun. It just worked out. Two weeks later. It worked out, man. It worked out five years later. Never forget, though. Never forget, though, you know? Lest we forget, man. It worked out five years later. Never forget, though. Never forget, though, you know?

Lest we forget, though. What gave you the problems? The food in Costa Rica? I must have had something that was like, it's some serious food poisoning. Two times I've had serious food poisoning like that. One time was in Syria. That checks out.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, I was in Syria. You were doing like a... Rescueing kids. I'm mad or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, well, this is it. Oh, I die in Syria. Yeah. You go, I'm going to shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, well, this is it. Oh, I die in Syria.

Yeah. You go, I'm going to be, yeah. And it's going to be like, maybe I'm famous enough for it to be like, you know, basic cable star Eric Griffin dies in Syria in a hotel. Well, hopefully no one else dies as well because then you'd just be end friends. Oh, dude. All right. If it was like someone else that was more famous end friends.

Oh, man. I would hate to be on a plane thinking like, we're about to go down. I'll be looking around. Am I the most famous person on here? Well, no, no, you'd be like,

Gilbert Gottfried? You'd be like, oh, fuck. Yeah. At least I got a good fucking, at least I'll get a good head. Oh,

Josh Duhamel. Oh, oh, oh. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about,

but that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power, cause it is the Golden Hour It's the golden hour It's the golden hour