The Golden Hour - The Three Amigos | The Golden Hour #44 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

The guys talk actors who turned down big roles, the legend of Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton vs Bill Murray, Ghostbusters remakes, the viral Spider-Man street performers, The Three Amigos, getting scared from movies, people on Cameo and much more! DraftKings - Download the Draftkings Sportsbook App NOW and use code: Golden Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Will Smith turned down The Matrix. That's what they were saying earlier. Keep going. It's on there. Keep it going. Well, yeah, that doesn't matter. Exactly.

I would have preferred Harrison Ford. Of course Sam Neill wasn't the first guy that they would have. What I'm saying is Harrison Ford is like four of the most iconic characters of all time. I know. Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Jack Ryan. Only three. Jack Ryan. What's Jack Ryan?

Oh, right, yeah. He was the original Jack Ryan. Oh,. Jack Ryan. What's Jack Ryan? He was... Oh, right, yeah. He was the original Jack Ryan. Oh, that's dumb. That one. That's the one. I remember that. That would have been awkward. I remember that.

Oh, fuck. That'd been so good. It doesn't matter. Oh, well. That was actually dumb of him. Nicolas Cage. Yeah. Because that was what he needed.

He could have used the money. By the way, speaking of Nicolas Cage. Oh, they're not the same guy? You got to watch Renfield. I know you said. I was really surprised how- I turned it on on the plane, but I fell asleep. It looked good.

It's enjoyable, though. I love vampire shit. I mean, too. I love it. Oh, wow. That's a big fuck up, huh? She probably could have got out of her teen role. Oh, yeah, huh? Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. fuck up, huh? She probably could have got out of her teen role.

Oh, yeah. Is she still alive? Get out. Get out, dude. No fucking way. He must have wanted to kill himself, this guy, Henry Winkler. What do you mean? He's got a good career? I don't know. Bro, Grease? He's got a good career, though. That's one of the most iconic

movies of all time. Henry Winkler's probably like, I'm not gay. It is, though. No's one of the most iconic movies of all time. Henry Winkler's probably like, I'm not gay. It is, though. No, it's good, but... No, that's a good thing. No, it's a good movie. It's a great movie. Henry Winkler's crushing it.

We both are backhanded. No, I know. You guys are older. Henry Winkler's been crushing it the past five years, bro. In his old, old age. But wasn't he on Taxi? Isn't he The Fonz? Yeah.

Hold on a second. That was in 1970. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. That was in 1970. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. What was Grease? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're not going to just slip by this.

I'm ready. Do you think The Fonz was on Taxi? Yeah, he's... Oh, yeah, he's... Oh, you know how much younger I am than you? You're right. So it's all like muddied. No, dude.

It's muddy. Happy days. Oh, my God. Can you believe I got that wrong? Yes, I can't believe you got that wrong. This guy thinks the Fonz was on Taxi. Do you know what kind of movie? Oh, that's Robert De Niro.

That would be a completely different show. That's Robert De Niro. Taxi Driver. Taxi Driver. That's a movie. And Taxi. Remember, I've never seen any of these. I've never seen any of these.

Wait, wait, hold on a second. So you think the Fonz was in the movie Taxi Driver? No, no. I know the Fonz is on the TV show. Robert De Niro's in Taxi Driver. Taxi's with Andy Kaufman, right? Somebody please make the Fonz in Taxi Driver the movie. Yeah, all our 65 or older fans, please Photoshop that in

so we can get seven likes on that post. Are you kidding me? I'm going to hear you. Gwyneth Paltrow. She's a billionaire, so it doesn't matter. I know, not from acting. I know. Hugh Jackman.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What's his? Jennifer Hudson. Move on. It doesn't matter. Share as much as... Same person's his? Jennifer Hudson as Luke. Move on. Doesn't matter. Cher as. Same person, right?

Doesn't matter. Same person. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. See, this is dumb. Liam Neeson. Doesn't matter at all. I mean, come on.

Hold on a second. Mel Gibson. Wait, wait, wait. That's a big one. Well, Mel Gibson can't. Mel Gibson. Go back. What I'm saying is like, Liam Neeson.

Go back. If Daniel Day-Lewis as an actor is here. Yeah, the best of all time. Liam Neeson as an actor isn't even, they're not even on this. He's great. Liam Neeson's great. He won an Oscar.

I know, and Liam Neeson maybe wouldn't have, but Liam Neeson is a great actor. He would not have. He's just been doing dumb shit the past few decades. He's just taken over and over and over. It Neeson is a great actor. He would not have. He's just been doing dumb shit the past few decades. He's just taken over and over and over. Well, I mean, it depends on what he wants, bro. He was in Schindler's List. The guy's a great actor.

Like, you know what I mean? Schindler's List? That's what I'm saying. Just because he was. Like, this is the thing I don't get. Schindler's List was okay. But this is the thing I don't get. It's like, when you're 60 and shit, let him do what he fucking wants.

They killed too many Jews in that movie. I didn't like it. Tom Hanks, Jerry Maguire. Wait, wait. Go back. I got too fast, huh? I know. I was skipping past the ones that didn't change their careers because I thought that's what we wanted. Both those guys. Both those guys are great. Fine. Next.

Who cares? Wow, that would have been a different movie It would have yeah It would have been good though But he did also Grinch already Yeah I just made that with AI And then there's AI Fonz

In Taxi Driver It's the same guy It's the same guy That's for Eric only Oh mother Can you imagine It doesn't matter I don't like it when it's a big star

with a littler role that they would... I understand why she'd turn this down. She wasn't a big star. She was. She was already in Game of Thrones. She's the queen of the dragons, bro. And that was smut. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's trash. What's this? Brad Pitt, Jason Bourne.

It doesn't matter. That's a huge franchise. Brad Pitt's so famous. It doesn't matter. And that's a huge franchise. Brad Pitt's so famous. It doesn't matter. Sandra Bullock as Neo? That's horrible. They would have done that today, though. Yeah, no doubt.

They'll remake it. They already did remake it and change it. I'm a Jennifer Lawrence fan. I love Jennifer Lawrence. First of all, I saw this before, too, and I thought, man. Bella Swan built like Nick Davis. But I'm saying, man, this would have been – she would have been just as famous if not even more famous.

Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah. Oh, I agree. That series is massive. You know what? She'd get $20 million a movie anyway. The first Hunger Games movie is actually a really great movie. No, Hunger Games is a good franchise.

I like it. The first one is really good. Yeah, but I agree, but I watch them all and they're totally watchable, dude. That's actually a really great movie. No, Hunger Games is a good franchise. I like it. The first one is really good. Yeah, but I'm into... I agree, but I watched them all, and they're totally watchable, dude. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's a cool franchise. But so are these two.

I love Twilight, too. I watched... No, Twilight is fucking bad, dude. I still like it. The first one... I enjoyed it myself. The first one is fine. I read the books.

Yeah, okay. Nerd. I don't care about that. The first one is fine. The next movies in it, the next eight, they're all terrible, dude. First of all, there wasn't eight. There's only four movies. There's four, yeah.

Dumbass. No, there's not. There's like six. No, there's four. There's only four movies. Twilight, Eclipse. You're thinking of spin-offs, huh? What do you call it?

And then there was two. There's five. Oh, there's five. Five, I'm sorry. With me in the middle. Yeah. See how it works? I knew it was five. I had to. But Twilight, or the first one. What did you call it? And then there was two. There's five. We meet in the middle. See how it works? But Twilight, the first one, what's the first one? Twilight? No.

Yeah, but the last one is just... I didn't see the last one. The second one is bad. The third one is just horrendous. Did you read Game of Thrones books too? Yes. God, Doug, you know your shit. Wow. But the Game of Thrones, they went off the rails from the source material.

Season five, right? No, no, earlier than that. But I understand it, though. When you have one author that does everything, they miss things. Yeah. When you have a group of writers who are trying to like, they make it better. They made it way better. Yeah.

He's a hater, though, right? What are you talking about? You need one guy to make something, dude. I don't like that one. You don't like a team effort? You're selfish. No, because then it gets muddled. That's why you don't play on teams, dude. Oh, no. Go back. That's right.

What are you talking about? Don't skip past this kind of stuff. Ooh, that would have been big. Bill Murray was so good in this movie. Iconic. I can't imagine, but I don't know. Michael Keaton is Wait, let's not. I don't know. I was thinking about this yesterday. Michael Keaton is wait let's not i don't know i was thinking about this yesterday michael keaton is top notch dude he's no i i get it bill murray does his thing right right right right so this movie was very specific but michael keaton dude beast he's so good i'm

a store guy oh yeah you know i just really i'm a huge fan of that thing that Bill Murray does. I don't know, man. Yeah, everyone loves him. But I mean, I don't even know if that could work today. Improv. There's very few actors that are like that now. But he was so, he had his, how he was in Ghostbusters. Yeah.

What was the one where- Scrooge. Oh, he's great in that. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. What's that one where he's like a bank thief with Geena Davis, I believe? That was one – like he was like a big – like he was like a weird-looking movie star.

Yeah. It was like – They say he's difficult on set. Huh? And that makes me care – I do not give a fuck. Seth Green said at Saturday Night Live he put him in a garbage can because Seth Green like took his seat or something. There you go.

He was a kid. It's Bill Murray. They say Chevy Chase is super difficult as well. I heard that. But also, you never know, dude. I agree. Oh, Stripes is like all-time. Oh, that's a great one.

Ghostbusters. Keep going. Let me see. Scrooge. Scrooge. What about Bob? Groundhog Day. Kingpin. Legendary. Legendary. Space Jam isoge. Scrooge. What about Bob? Groundhog Day. Kingpin.

Legendary. Space Jam is great in. So funny in Space Jam. Yeah. Then it just gets dumb. I'll tell you right now, Sleeper, Osmosis Jones. Lost in Translation was huge. Osmosis Jones is lit.

That's when it was like trying to get an Oscar time. Right. I'll tell you what was a good one, man. Zombieland. His appearance in Zombieland was great. His cameo. Keep going. What's that one? St. Zombieland. His appearance in Zombieland was great. His cameo. Keep going. What's that one?

St. Vincent. Ooh. That was awesome. I don't know what that is. Oh, man. You want to cry? Watch St. Vincent. Oh, I don't want to.

Oh, I love crying. Yeah. That's the one right there. Ooh, Jungle Book? You didn't like him as the bear in Jungle Book? It's the bear. You don't have kids yet. You'll get there.

You'll go back to it. Oh, they're doing another Ghostbusters, dude? Oh, no. The Afterlife. They did it, right? Oh, the Afterlife sequel. That was terrible. No, no.

The new one is coming out, though. The last Ghostbusters was... The all-female cast? Terrible. No, no, no. Oh, the Afterlife one? With the Stranger Things kid? Yeah.

Oh, my God. That movie was so bad. In the movie, they release a demon okay by accident hell yeah and just oops you know and then they just go on with like the rest of the movie not bothered it would be like you're at the zoo and you release a lion and then you just kind of go oh man i hope that works out like? There's things like that that happen in movies. And then do they go get it? No! That's what I'm saying! Ah, whatever. He was in it? I thought he was

dead. Harold Ramis. He did die, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They use like an AI thing. What? Oh, weak. But he's always in it? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's weak. It's super terrible. And you can tell Bill Murray and him are just cashing it in.

Hell yeah. That's the whole thing. It's like, I would too, bro. At that age, fuck that. Fuck that. You got kids. Bill Murray probably got all sorts of kids no one knows about, you know? And who's the fine girl he's dating?

What's her name? Khalees. Khalees. Oof. So many curves. Weird. Too much for Ghostbusters. We know what you like.

We've seen your... Oh, Slimer. Am I right? Teenage. Oh, gosh. That's a weird thing, huh? That is weird. That's a weird thing.

Oh, I'd love to watch. I've got to be honest. I'd love to watch, right? I'd pay for that, OnlyFans. Am I right? It must be quick. Right? Then he goes to sleep. Hey. You pay for that, OnlyFans I right? It must be quick Right? Then he goes to sleep

You pay for that OnlyFans? Hey man stop huh? I mean it's gotta be quick I don't think so Okay? So just Khalees is doing it man Alright yeah

Okay Milkshakes Once they role play He has like the Ghostbusters Yeah he's like Slimer She has the machine So I'm gonna get you She plays the song

Who you gonna call? She's Slimer Come and she has the machine, so I'm going to get you. She plays the song, who you going to call? She's Slimer. Come and eat all the food and leave. He's got the backpack on and nothing else. I'd pay a lot of money for that. Let's take a break, fellas, because college football is finally here. My CU Buffs

is playing TCU. Their dogs bet on my Buffs. They're getting it done this year. You've waited all year and the time has finally come, dude. DraftKings Sportsbook. That's where we're doing it, dude. DraftKings Sportsbook. Right now new customers can score $200 in bonus bets instantly when

they bet just $5 on any college football bet, right? That's right. You got Alabama playing. I got my buffs. They won one game last year. I want to go with USC but their defense is just terrible. Atrocious. Right? But we'll see what happens this year.

Tennessee is going to be good. Tennessee, Georgia, of course. Ohio State, Alabama. Kick off this season with DraftKings Sportsbook. Download the app now and use code GOLDEN. G-O-L-D-E-N. New customers can score $200 in bonus bets instantly when they bet just $5 on any college football bet.

Only on DraftKings Sportsbook with code GOLDEN. Gambling prom? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY. That's 467-369. In West Virginia, visit www.1800gambler.net in partnership

with Hollywood Casino and Charlestown Races. All games regulated by West Virginia Lottery. Please play responsibly. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org.

On behalf of Boot Hill Casino Resort, Kansas, 21 or older in most eligible states, but age varies by jurisdiction. See DraftKings.com sportsbook for details and state-specific responsible gaming resources. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. Eligibility and deposit restrictions apply. Terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com

slash football terms. DraftKings. Promo code GOLDEN. Guess who's on the Adam Carolla show? Brad Williams. I've never watched a gay porn, but if you told me that two gay dwarfs were banging in the bathroom of a 747,

I'd watch that. I'd watch that tape. One hops up on the toilet. Becomes a spectacle. We just did a 34 and a half. Thank you. I'm going to take a moment for that. That's the Dwarf 69.

Some people were like, 34 and a half. And then, thank you. I love a math trip. The Adam Carolla Show. Wherever finer podcasts are found. OnlyFans owner paid himself over a million dollars a day. Yeah, he owns it. But why did he?

I don't understand. Because he's rich, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just made that much money. Good. Million dollars a day. Good capitalism. $3.8 million.

Yeah, good for him. Good. Who's complaining about that? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my thing. Your girl's showing her asshole and gets paid? Then my thing. So he made 52 million dollars

That year No no no A day bro One million a day 360 There you go There you go Eric doesn't have any days

Or any year So I thought it was a week I know I know Even a week Would be tasty though Yeah dude 52 mil

52 mil bro Hey dude you know Anybody on OnlyFans in there yet No Nah not yet, right? I tried to tell my wife I want to do it, and she said no. It's crazy, though, that like. I think I would look real good like these kinds of shots.

No, dude, think if you just play different songs like you did on the last episode, but with your wiener. Oh, exactly. Like the newest song. You know? Then you mix up with the drums on your nuts. I know. Get a nice cut, you you know go to the barber

be all different kind of songs you know it could be like umbrella ella ella it has to be heavy guitar shit though metallica or it could be saxophone now you made it weird well It's not even a Patreon episode It was cute and funny To like Now you're just Sucking yourself off Well

If you want a preview Chris did it on the last Patreon episode Yeah true Patreon.com I was laughing so hard Sucked himself off Did we cut that one?

Did we cut that? It goes up today Oh I'm saying it for a sizzle It'll be up Yes Yeah Good job

Alright well Yeah So New segment stuff we send to the group chat oh this is just stuff oh eric sent eric loved this he thought this was so funny i haven't seen this this cracks me up you have to play the sound dude wait don't well you got don't stop it stop it okay oh the fucking like do you Tim will look good. I need it today.

What the hell? Every time they show the pen I fucking crack up. She a big girl. No dude, it's just, that is so, it's so subtle. This is the most Not subtle No no no It's not subtle at all No no I mean Just

Dude Just to like To not say anything about it You don't say anything You just put this bed That's funny Hey Hey how about that comment

Go back to that comment You just hit it Huh Bring back fat shaming Y'all getting too comfortable Looking like a boss Just I mean

Oh wow Some of these comments man she's not a queen she's a whole kingdom these people are messed up man this is just pretty sure pronouns are pounds and kilograms sad though what else can she do man it's so hard to lose weight you know you gotta fucking own it she what else can you do how It's so hard to lose weight You know you gotta Fucking own it She has to What do you mean What else can you do How is she gonna lose That weight

Stop eating everything Yeah Look I agree Take a stroll around the block People are too fat Yeah I understand But she's gone Do you know what I'm saying

You ever seen 600 pound life They all die Yeah That's what I'm saying Like it's just like You gotta You gotta just be like

Fuck yeah I'm beautiful Till you die Cause what are you gonna do see i feel like lizzo could come back because she's so she's athletic she's on roller skates and shit on stage i feel like if she went decide to get healthy that body's there there's some no there's a nice it's gonna be all flappy dude there's a core yeah well we gotta do some work yeah n kentucky yeah no it's just well that's the whole thing she's a anomaly she could play the flute and twerk and do a cartwheel chris farley is that was like fat but he could right yeah he could be a ninja but it's like the other bitches like no you no no no yeah yeah i don't know why i just that was just so like i was wondering i've seen that video before just that girl.

And then there's like people that would say things afterwards. Like it was this health lady who like, this little health lady goes in. She plays those kind of videos and at the end she goes, no. Wow. And then goes off on her, right? So I thought it was that.

And then when I saw the bed. Oh God, that was good. Right, right. Oh my God. Chris sent sent this this one's my favorite dude this is what the guy behind him look at the guy behind him it's so violent bro yeah jesus he's trying to eat as many hot dogs as he can dude does it count for you and do people pay for people pay for this oh no i love this kind of thing dude i gotta yum yum more more yes again all the mustard all over his face it's

like you know you know what it looks like but dude that's so funny he's on a plane doing it just nobody sees the video. It's just like, hold on. They're watching me next to them. You see it shaking a little bit. You're like, what the fuck? You just look over. What are you doing? Oh, shit, man.

That's funny. The guy knows there's like an actual competition. Also, is that Robert Pattinson? Oh, that would make it a thousand times better. Oh, my God, dude. Twilight 7. You mean Robert Lee Patterson. I am vengeance. Who's that?

He looks Asian. Oh, got it. He was good in that. There's a Washington Sun movie. Whatever his name is, something Washington. Who? What was the name of that movie? Robert Pattinson?

A weird sort of like. Water for Elephants? No, no, no. It was a weird sort of. Tenant? Weird ass name. Tenant. Yeah. Tenant. Yeah.

Tenant. Dude, I do. You know, tenant is the whole thing where you got to rewind yourself to do the thing. You saw it, right? Yeah. Bro, I started saying stuff to my wife. Like, as a joke, I would be like, hey, yeah, I'll take the trash out. And then I'd go, tenant.

And, like, I'd rewind. So it means I didn't say it, so I didn't have to take the trash out, right?'d go tenant and like I'd rewind like so it means I didn't say it so I didn't have to take the trash out right like a stupid joke a stupid joke did she even get it yeah cause she knew

I was watching the movie oh okay so I'd be like yeah I'll take take the trash out I'd be like sure I'll take the trash out tenant

and I would walk backwards and shit this is not dumb you know and so I'm doing this thing and the next day I see Calvin just walking backwards saying tenant dude he doesn't even know

what he's doing it was so cute dude it was so funny. Imagine if you, like, actually gets it. You're like, put your toys away. Okay, Dad. Tenet. I went to Mario Land.

Oh, yeah? Could Calvin get on the ride, the actual ride, or you just saw the Mario Land? We just walked around. Okay, because the rides, it's all right. Oh, they're not good. It was all right. There's only one. The entire Mario Land?

There's only one ride. True, true, true. It's alright Oh they're not good It was alright There's only one The entire Mario Land There's only one ride True true It's Mario Kart Well like I love the Mummy Transformers Simpsons I love all the rides But the cool thing about it

Is how well it was done That Like it looks really great When you walk in But it is Yeah it is Yeah Even my son was like

Yeah Cause we could've kept going on He's like I'm good But your son's how old? Seven Yeah I mean that's the age really

yeah yeah I guess you're right yeah it is but you went to do other shit outside at Mario Landau yeah he loves the mummy

he goes to the mummy a million times yeah where is this it's at Universal oh right right right I felt bad for Mario and Luigi it was about 102

oh dude I don't know man those guys dude there were guys Calvin met it's on one of my tour reports but Calvin met a Paw Patrol guy in Vegas. It was 110 degrees.

He was in the Paw Patrol thing. He was like, hey, buddy. Hey, want a balloon? I'm like, oh, my God. You need water, man. Yeah, because as an adult, you see past the curtain. You know what I mean? Like, just imagine being.

No, of course. But I'm saying, he's got to be so. No, no, I know. But that's the thing that's like. Oh, you mean I don't really think it's a big dog? No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like that's the thing.

Like a little kid is like, oh, my God, this is great. Paw Patrol. We're like, this is sad. Right. Yeah, that's my whole point. But I mean it's like – Then you have to like – Now you're looking at your kid and you're like, all right.

Oh, this is great. I tell my son. I tell my son, stay in school. I'll tell you what though, dude. The guy was so positive. I tell my son, stay in school. I'll tell you what, though, dude. The guy was so positive. I mean, shout out to this dude. I wish I knew who he was, but he was like Marshall. And he said, and I was like, hey, man, dude, thank you, man.

You made my day. You made my son's day. And he was like, no, man, you made mine. I was like, oh, what? Yeah, he's a pedophile. You just want to go, stop it. Yeah, hey, hey, take it down made mine. I was like, oh, what? Yeah, he's a pedophile. You just want to go, stop it. Yeah, hey, hey, take it down a notch. I'm not for it, bitch. It felt really good for me, man.

I really loved the positivity. Did you tip him? Oh, yeah. Give him fucking 20 bucks, bro. Did you? I did. I gave him 20 bucks. It's on camera.

Go to my tour report. What's tour report? Tour report. It's a video I put out. What is this new thing you're doing? Tour report? I'm working on it. Oh, wait, wait.

I'm workshopping. Is that going to be on one of these? No, I don't think so. It doesn't have legs. You made my day, too. You did that? That? Just in general, you make my day.

Thank you, bro. Oh, thank you, bro. Oh, you want 20 bucks? I gave it to the guy. That was your 120 bucks? Yeah. The 120 bucks that I give out to tip. I allot $20 for for tipping and if you kill it

i give you 20 bucks and then anything that happens if they deserve a tip they don't get it i allot 20 bucks and they don't get it the next person that deserves you just go i go i give it to marshall you earlier i gave it to marshall it was 110. that guy knows marshal yeah yeah hey spider-man goes you need to split it with me when i'm on holly Boulevard, you know, you see the Spider-Man, I'm fine with what they're trying to do. Lose the fanny pack. Oh, yeah. They need lockers.

They need lockers. They need a place, and I get it. When you're Batman, you know, you got your thing, and the cape's hiding. But Spider-Man, I'm like, dude. Yeah. Takes us out of it. You can't have a fanny pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You need to shit. Put the tips in there. Work on it. You know what I mean? Put that in your of it. You can't have a fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets his shit. It ruins it. Work on it. You know what I mean? Put that in your car. Maybe he doesn't have a car. Get a sidekick. But all those people at Disney, some of those, like the cast members who play Mickey and

Goofy and shit, I think some of them went on to become actual movie stars. That's all they're hoping for. Like, yeah, but Hugh Jackman played Goofy. I'm like, I know, but you're not Hugh Jackman. Bro, look at this guy. He's really good. Okay, this guy's good. Here's the weird part, though.

Dude, did you see the Spider-Man that took the fucking thing and swung around and bonked his head on the fucking pole? Like that? He did that, and he was swinging around with the... It was on Reddit, I think.

I don't know, but they sent it to me during my podcast, and I played it. Bro, I laughed my ass off. See, Spider-Man, swinging, bonking head. Street Spider-Man, I guess. I don't even know. Anyway, go ahead.

What were you going to say? I was just going to say the weird part about that stuff. That's it. Top one. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Right here.

This guy's... Oh. Right here, right here, right here right here right here oh dude he hits his head so fucking hard oh look at these idiots they're not gonna show it

oh they're not gonna show it you sure that's them no that that was definitely the one except I just saw the that's all I saw is that one clip though

oh go to the most watched part I'm sure it's the most watched part you know what I'm saying imagine if Spider-Man had to do that oh damn alright but what were you saying to the most watched part. I'm sure it's the most watched part. You know what I'm saying? Imagine if Spider-Man had to do that. Oh, damn. All right, but what were you saying, Eric, though, while he finds it? I'm saying the strange thing about it.

That's it. When you go to Disneyland. Oh, let's watch this. Yep, that's it. Can you not play the volume or no? There's music. There's rap music. These guys are like mid-20s.

Yeah, they're too old to do this. I mean, I did that when I was like 12. No, I didn't. It's called parkour. Yeah, but these guys. Yeah, but why is old to do this. I mean, I did that when I was like 12. No, I didn't. It's called parkour. Yeah, but these guys. Yeah, but why is there two of them? There's only one when I saw it, so I don't know what the... One of you bitches has got to be the black one.

People are just driving by. You can't be two of the same. Look how stupid they look. Yeah. I can't get over that. Look how dumb they look. I mean, dude, is that fun even for them yeah it's about the video man it's about the content it'd be dumb if there was no it'd be real dumb if there was no youtube yeah yeah like you're

just driving by and you just see people doing this you'd be like what are you doing this is this is this is content yeah this was the 80s this would be like the police would be called because these guys look ridiculous the police should be called dumb shit has happened because of like content and shit. That's what I'm saying Oh, yeah, there was I saw an OnlyFans girl hit her head on a pole and die good Oh wait, no dying there. This is it right here. Come on, bro There are they not showing it cuz it's not it's on the fucking thing. So do you think there's just a lot of I see it Well, I think I was trying to say though is that on Boulevard, the strange part about it is there's no like- Oh, he'll get shot.

When you're at Disneyland, you know these people work there. Yeah, I know. Hollywood Boulevard- These were my tips, right? These are just people. With a lot of mental health issues. A lot of them. Well, I'm just-

They're out here- If you're 40, it's four. Just to take pictures with Batman. It's like, you don't know who this dude is. He don't work for- There's no Hollywood walk of fame company that does this. These are just regular ass people. Yeah.

They're not 1099 employees. How dumb would Spider-Man be if the real Spider-Man had to do it like this? So disappointing. You see him going like this? Wait right there, bad guy. All right, well, whatever. It's somewhere.

God damn it. Maybe they clipped it. It's really disappointing that we didn't get to see him hit his head. No, it's not this. Are you sure it's these two morons? A hundred percent because it's that intersection. Oh. He blew his MCL out here, though.

Oh, my God. The must watch. Little dude is trying to hustle, make some crate. A little crate, make some money, I guess. Yeah, I get it, man. I mean, it's like, make some create. Make some money. I get it, man. Imagine. It'd be like there was no YouTube or anything. It's just like, we're just doing this. It'd be so stupid.

We could meet for lunch. With microphones and we're recording it for who? What people do for content is crazy. Look at that. Robin Williams, Pierce Bronson, Steve Martin. Discovered performer on the street. Were they? Do they have big time for content is crazy. Look at that. Robin Williams, Pierce Bronson, Steve Martin, discovered performer on the street.

Were they? Do they have big time agents? Yeah. Yeah. I know Steve Martin worked at Disneyland, but he started stand up. Steve Martin is just,

have you ever, have you watched his Hulu show? Murders in the Building? Dude, the other dude, what's his name? Martin Short. Martin Short. He's the other dude, what's his name? Martin Short. He's funny. He's so funny.

His little throwaway lines that he has are just like, you know, and Steele Gomez is pretty good in that too. Good for her. And how about how about how funny he is in Three Amigos?

Dude, Three Amigos. Come on, that movie. You loved it, right? Yeah, that's just old school. Old school. They just don't make movies like that anymore. Not like that. Just silly.

I wish they would. Just silliness. Even if you think about a show. We need to recreate Three Amigos and put our three faces on it. They've done that already, I'm sure. You think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, dude.

This is probably one of the... Who's going to be Martin Short, though? Who's the shorty? I don't know. They're going to remake it for sure, yeah. They've...

They don't... Even a show like Workaholics, man, they just... It'd be tough to make, right? Yeah. They just don't even make silly things like that anymore.

Look, we were about to do a movie and they canceled it. They weren't right here? That's what's dope about South Park and Simpsons. They still do the damn thing. Family guy. Yeah, grandfathered in. They've been grandfathered in. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's crazy. But content will get, like, it'll

just be, people will go to the, like, my son already is like, I turn on YouTube and he said, oh, this is my favorite show. Just, he saw the YouTube and like, that's what people are going to want to watch. And if it's not YouTube because it's getting woke, whatever, then it'll be the next thing. Well, my kid, same thing.

Oh, he's from YouTube, Dad. Right, exactly, yeah. Okay, calm down. Bro, I was at either, I was in my shows, either Knoxville or I'll be in, by the way, I'll be in Nashville and I'll be in Little Rock and I'm coming to Canada, Detroit, Pittsburgh, chrislea.com, get your tickets'm coming to Canada, Detroit, Pittsburgh, ChrisDelia.com.

Get your tickets. Orlando Improv, Tampa, same weekend. Maybe do it in the middle of one of your stories, but yeah. Okay, I was listening to a story about Chris Delia was telling a story and then I said my dates, which was Orlando. Okay, there we go. Much better. So my camera guy, the guy who comes to me and does my shit, had a camera with him. Where were we?

It was either Charlotte or Knoxville. Thank you for explaining what the camera guy does. Well, because I don't like calling him a camera guy because he actually co-directed my special. So I don't like calling him a camera guy because he's more talented than that. Sam Loponis. So, and. Hey, get to the goddamn story. Sam Loponis. And get to the god damn story. I will.

I don't like it. That's kind of the point. Let's not make that a thing. So this guy we were at like Starbucks or something and my buddy had the camera and this guy said hey are you guys from YouTube? I didn't know who we, hey, are you guys from YouTube? I didn't know who we were and said, are you guys from YouTube?

And we're like, yeah, we're just shooting stuff. He's like, oh, what are you shooting? And then the daughter was like, mom, those guys are from YouTube. You know what I'm saying? Like anybody can get on YouTube. Like you're from CBS or something. But anybody can get on YouTube. That's the crazy part.

You could be on YouTube. You could be on YouTube. You could be on YouTube, right? And this dad could be on YouTube. You could be on YouTube. You could be on YouTube. Right? And this, that could be on YouTube. But it's like, as if like YouTube is a thing that they decide. It'd be like if you could just upload to NBC and you're just on NBC. Like it's like, you know, there's no. There's no coastline.

But people are like this. Look, I used to go to the Clipper game a lot. Right? And I would get on the Jumbotron. Right. And then I'm in the parking lot. Right. Slight flex.

And a little kid goes, he goes, oh, it's the dude from the Jumbotron. And I was like, oh parking lot right slight flex a little kid goes he goes oh it's a dude from the jumbotron i was like not even from workaholic yeah yeah yeah so weird right jumbotron when you're from the jumbotron yeah yeah damn dog imagine i'm selling i'm selling i'm getting that jumbotron pussy yeah yeah i mean it's just so i get it is a weird thing it is odd though like i It is odd, though. Like, I could have – we could have five views. She doesn't know. Do you have people come to you like, oh, I loved on Workaholics.

What do you do now? Nick coming through, bro. Kevin. Kevin got it. Kevin coming through. Because it's still on. I knew it wasn't Nick. You know what I mean?

You can still watch whatever you want to watch. So they assume you're still working for Workaholics? People just see it for the first time. I got people still hitting me up like, oh, man, I'm dying up here. So great. When's the next season? Unbelievable, bro. I'm telling you. People do it.

No, I know. Listen, for me, it must have been, imagine how it must have been 80s, 90s, where you would have a show, it would come on, and then when it goes away, there's no way to see it. You're gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just like there's nothing for you to do. I mean, this thing is like, you know, I think people now know your name and they know so many different things.

So much easier to, yeah. And they just keep it irrelevant that way. But it's like it's weird, you know. So here it is. Shout out to Kevin. And honestly, shout out to Nick for giving Kevin credit. He could have took the credit,

but this is it. This is the guy finally messing up? Your camera guy? No, no, no. Oh, yo, baby. Ah! Yes, yes, yes, yes.

They deserve it. They deserve it. What's up? They deserve it. Dude, Mexican Spider-Man. Well, you knew. You saw the video. Here we go.

Here we go. What an idiot, dude. He knows. He knows right around now. Oh! No bueno. the video in the video why here we go here we go what an idiot dude he knows he knows right around now oh no bueno no bueno spidey no it's right dude no bueno i hope it was just his shoulder but in a way i kind of hope do you think they add that sound yeah i think so because that's great for content they know what they're gonna look Look, right here. Here you know he's trouble. You know it. Because this is the only –

It has to be. They added that because they know it's the only reason we're watching. Good sound ad. Tight move. Honestly, good. Good sound ad. The thing I'm like – I want to be one of this guy in the video.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the hot dog video, the guy in the backseat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to be that guy. I'd rather be that guy. Dude, did you see the movie Cobweb? The horror movie, the new horror movie with the guy from... The new horror movie?

...Anthony Starr. What's it on? Why do you say that? Because there's a new one every day? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's kind of like one that people are talking about. It's called...

Not Anthony Starr. Is that his name? The guy from Homelander or whatever. Is it any good? I love from Homelander or whatever. Is it any good? I love horror movies. Lizzie Kaplan. I love horror movies too.

That guy's such a great actor. He's a great actor. This movie's doggone terrible. Okay? It's just doggone terrible. Why doggone terrible? Because, because,

why? Anytime you suggest a movie. Yeah, you watch bad shit, man. We know it's terrible. We watch bad shit. I mean, right? The cobweb, the lamb.

It's like, I'm not suggesting this movie. I'm saying there is one scene in the movie that is so scary, dude. And it's just, I don't know if, you know what? I got to be honest. I don't know if anyone would think it was scary but me. They meant to make it scary. But I just go, go wow that's actually terrifying so there's a scene this movie makes no sense it's really bad it's it genuinely it's

genuinely bad and there is a scene where and and the guy's great in it they're both great in it there's no no knock on them but they there's a scene where the kid wakes up and sees his dad in the corner of the room and it's all dark and it's Anthony Starr, he's got a striking face anyway. And Anthony Starr's going like this. Whoa. And you hear that.

That's scary. It is? Okay, all right. I thought you guys were gonna be like fuck all that. So I- It's the middle of the night? Yeah. Yeah, it's scary.

And so, okay, it was so scary that in Charlotte, I was asleep, and I wake up at 5.30 a.m., and I'm thinking of it. Like, I saw the movie three days earlier, forgot about the movie. I woke up at 5.30 a.m. in Charlotte, and thinking about Anthony, started like this. Okay? I was so scared at 5.30 in the morning.

Turned the lights on. I turned all the lights on and the TV on, and I had to try and sleep the rest of the night, and i couldn't because the lights in the tv were on but i was too scared how pussy is that dude no i've been there you have oh yeah oh wow dude i haven't done that in years there's always a there's scenes i can recall scenes in a bad movie that i was like that's one of the scariest things yeah yeah yeah heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all I do is watch true crime, horror movies. So if it gets in there before I go to bed. I know.

Like in Buffalo, we were driving. I like all the ghost shit. I asked the Uber driver, I'm like, hey man, where's the haunted tour? He pulls up at the hotel. He goes, oh shit, you're staying here? We go, yeah. He goes, first stop's here, man.

It's the most haunted place in Buffalo. Really? I was like, what? So we go in there and I thought I heard things. My brother would text me. He's like, dude, there's something going haunted place in Buffalo. Really? I was like, what? So we go in there, and I thought I heard things. My brother would text me. He's like, dude, there's something going on in my room. Oh, you guys are crazy, bro. And we're both, you know, mid.

Stupid. We're both, hey, hey, hold on. Hey, both in our mid-30s. I go, it's midnight after the show's over. Come to my room. We slept butt to butt with the lights on. Two grown men. That is funny, bro.

And the taxi guy, whoever that was, it wasn't true. No. He just said that to you because you know, he was like, he just wanted to get rid of you. He was like, where's the haunted tour? He was like, here. Get out.

Get out. It's right here. It's right here, dude. Wait, hold on. Not only are there no ghosts, this was also a lie. This is the place where there there no ghosts, this was also a lie. This is the place where there are no ghosts. The guy was like, because he was probably really into it.

I'm sure the conversation was a lot more intense. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, I'm really into ghosts. The guy was just like, let me get this guy out of my Uber. Let me get a tip. Yeah, he was like, the ghost? Oh, right here, man. Right here, man.

This is haunted. This is the most haunted place in the whole world. You're like, this is a Radisson Inn. Yeah, I know, ever since the 1700s. It here, man. Right here, man. This is haunted. This is haunted. You're like, this is a Radisson Inn. Yeah, I know. Ever since the 1700s. It was built on a cemetery. You know that kind of thing? No, they always say there's Native Americans here.

They killed them and built the land. That's just the power of persuasion. I know. Crazy, right? That shit worked. Me and my brother were terrified. Think something and then whatever. Nuts to butts all night long.

I like being scared. I don't like these people that go to scary movies who are like oh man i don't get scared you go to us you go to a movie of a comedy to laugh yeah yeah you go to a drama whatever to cry you go to a scary movie scare me i agree i want to be scared i i want to be i want to be yeah i want the movie to be good too though i don't want it to just be scary like I You know I can't stand You know what I can't stand Jumps Like jump scares

Dude Ooh that gets me They make them But yeah of course they get you They're designed to get you But it's not actually scary It's just oh shit Eh sometimes like The Nun

Like Conjuring It's like Oh my god Oh The Nun was so bad Oh my god No the movie The Nun's awful Those movies are all bad Oh no

No no They're all bad All those are bad You watch horrible shit But The Nun The full movie awful Yeah No, the movie The Nun's awful. Those movies are all bad. Oh, no. No, no. They're all bad. All those are bad. You watch horrible shit. But The Nun, the full movie, awful. I'm talking about The Nun that was featured in The Conjuring. My brother and I went to The Nun premiere because they were like, you want to come? I was like, sure.

We went. Bro, my brother was like, you want to go? Oh, well, first of all, first of all, now, I can't even. Matt stayed the whole time? No, we left. Oh, I was about to say. Because I can't imagine him enjoying that movie at all. That movie's atrocious.

See, I'm with you, though. I want the movie to be good. I'm not big on jumps. This is the things I don't like. I don't like gore. Yeah, I mean. Like the saws? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love saws, too. No, but I mean, I don't like the gore part of it. I want to play a game. That doesn't get me. I just think that's disgusting. I do like. It doesn't get me. I just think that's disgusting. I do like. It doesn't get me either, yeah. I like that moment that you guys scared with the guy with the teeth.

I like that kind of stuff too. Because when I first saw Insidious, the first movie, I was so scared. I remember I went to a comedy club right after and I went on stage and it turned into a bit that I did on a special. Oh, wow. Because I was so like. That's cool. It's a moment.

Emotional about it, yeah. It's the moment. So like in that movie, the moment I like is like this, the woman's baby, she listens to the baby monitor. Yeah. And you hear on the baby monitor. Yeah. You know?

Oh, I know that bit, yeah. And this bitch goes like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get your baby. I did not find that movie scary. Oh, but wow. That's a scary movie. I'm only scared when someone. I run up did not find that movie scary. Wow. I'm always scared when someone. I run up the stairs because of that movie still. I always get scared when someone in a movie is not doing what they're supposed to do.

That's when it gets scary. Bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, but wait. Hold on a second. Then you don't have a movie. There's one thing. I know.

I understand. Just go right. I agree. Go right, not left. I get it. But there's that, what do they call right i agree not left i i get it but there's that um what do they call it suspension of disbelief like you have the whole bit about it it's like yeah move move out of the house oh yeah you know i'm saying so it's like that's a line you need to kind of balance because if they're so dumb that you're like it has to be right so so otherwise there's

no movie no i understand that but like there are egregious examples of it like michael myers yeah hey well they stabbed my brother in the head but let's not move yet you know what i mean like it's like dude the the worst part of that is there's this movie on netflix called neen and no tin and tina do you just type in horrible shit to watch no i it's my algorithm The worst part of that is there's this movie on Netflix called Tin and Tina. Do you just type in horrible shit to watch? No, it's my algorithm now at this point. Oh, your algorithm. And they love it too.

Horrible. Just send him all the streamers. Netflix is like, somebody's watching it. And no matter what streamer I turn on, it's like this awful shit? And so this is really one of, this is the most egregious example of, these twins, I'm not really ruining anything but these don't we won't watch it yeah yeah these twins get adopted uh the dad wants to adopt twins and the mom wants to adopt twins and they all go to the thing and they want to get

babies but these two kids who are just like hello and they're like okay cool come on over you're our daughters and son now the first thing they do is fucking murder their dog. And they're like, well, they're kids. No, hey, take them back, get babies. Do you know what I'm saying? From then on it got worse. You're just like, dude. You take them back.

You know what I'm saying? You take it too serious. You take it too serious. And dude. And you get mad at me when I do this kind of stuff? How dare you? No, I get mad at you. And you get mad at me when I do this kind of stuff? How dare you? No. How dare you?

No. You know what you're saying? And we agree. It has to make sense. Yeah, but my scale is good. Your scale is like crazy, dude. What are you talking about? You're like, she wouldn't wear that.

No. No. Why would she wear that if she needs to run? You're crazy with that shit. I'm surprised you don't like it. If you like scary shit, you don't like the American Horror Stories? All the seasons are so fucking good. I saw the first season.

Every other season, it got dumb. Oh, man. Some of them were really good. They're so good. Which one was good? The first one, the house. But when they move in there, it's a haunted house. My girl goes, if we were to get a house and 38 people died here, what would you do?

I'm like, I would never. There's no show i live there i'm out i live you could people died in the house i'm about to buy i live there give me a discount you're gonna do yeah they're dead nobody's gonna haunt me you'd move in the sharon tate house a hundred percent if it was dope hell yeah it's dope 30 million dollar house now well but that's because of that i want a discount because someone died in it i'll live there i'll raise a whole family there oh they just put me oh i scared you back dude oh you didn't buy the low spheal you're having to off with the what do you want dude be nice to me let's chill chill. No ghosts are nice? Fuck all that, man. It's not scary. If I die, and you're in my

house, if I die, and you're in my house, hold on a second. If I die, you're in my house, you think I'm going to haunt you? Fuck no, dude. As long as you're keeping the house nice, let's chill. All night. I'm not. What's up?

The price has been dropped. What you eating Wish I could taste that Could you maybe see What's on forensic files You watching Yeah that's what you would do Change the channel

To something stupid I got a great recommendation For a horrible movie You're fucking up my algorithm So dumb We don't even get Good suggestions anymore that's the

Chantaine house they knocked it down then you got that 30 million dollar crib Manson murder home it's probably more valuable 55 mil

it's probably more valuable now it's just a movie no no no it was a discount and then some the guy who created Saved by the Bell

I think owns it what sold it why I know that I don't know what a weird fucking thing. Some big show. That movie, that show lasted so long that Screech became the principal.

Yeah. And a porn star. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did, huh? Oh, Full House, my bad. Jeff Franklin, who created Full House. It wasn't Saved by the Bell.

It's one of those big fucking shows. Full House was the one with Steve Urkel, right? No. Oh, Full House. It wasn't... It's one of those big fucking shows. Full House was the one with Steve Urkel, right? No. Oh, my God. You believe this idea? What was that one called? Right? Remember the taxi stuff?

He got that wrong. He was also The Fonz? Yeah. No, The Fonz is in it. This guy thought fucking The Fonz was Mission Impossible. Full House. Come on. John Stamos.

Please AI that, please. The Fonz and Mission Impossible. And the twins. Fonz and Full House. He's twins. Fonz and Full House. He's just... Oh, and Bob Saget. Yeah. Did you guys see the new Mission Impossible?

Not yet. No, not for me. Oh, I thought it was really good. I'll watch it. They have the stupidest names for those movies, too. Listen, man. Tom Cruise is the last of the Mohicans. He doesn't miss

Yes He's the last of like Is that movie doing well though I heard it wasn't really doing well It's not doing as well As they wanted it to do But I I know why

I have my thoughts But I won't tell you You won't Yeah Really I don't want a Spoiler alert I mean I don't care

You know what happens Spoiler alert for people watching Fast forward The bad guy is The bad guy is AI So I think that's why... I'm out. It's a... It's not a real

bad guy. In the story, the bad guy is AI? That's stupid. And that's what I'm saying. It's too... To me, it's too real right now. Too creepy. People are really worried about this. They're having nations are having summits about AI. For sure. This is a real threat

that people have and so when you just kind of fictionalize it we're always like hey we already think the Terminator's gonna happen what's going on here? You know?

So they find out that the bad guy's AI? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright. But other than that this is a great movie. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Tom Cruise is just like he's just like Is this the one where he broke his ankle into doing the stunt himself? No, he no the motorcycle flew out those ducatis he crashed like six of them yeah yeah that's just crazy tom cruise is so crazy and he's like we got he's like let's do it again for safety you know yeah let's do it for safety you're gonna die they said he had to pay for the bikes like you know you only get three jumps like now we're doing's like, no, we're doing six. He goes, how much are these bikes?

$25? I don't give a fuck. Yeah, they're a $100,000 bike or something like that. That's the same as $25? To him, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Imagine.

Just, you got riding Ducatis off of Cliff's money. Yeah. You don't even think about it. Yeah, yeah. Hey, that's a $ grand you jump man we got to take nah do it again yeah not to mention the time that well i guess the production base war but yeah that's crazy what is this the false that's stupid dude i love that one the bottom right one is the bottom right and then i can get variations of it. Oh, that's great.

AI is taking over. You know what's good about, like, there's a couple ones, like, I don't know if you guys have looked into this, but, like, there's one called Perplexity and the other one's called,

the other one's Barred, which is Google's AI version of, because, like, like, chat, GBT, and all that, they don't search the internet. All the information they have is up to 2021.

But Perplexity and Bard search the internet. Oh, good to know. So what I like about it is the follow-up questions, man. Like if you ask about like, well, like what? Like I was like trying to get some information about what's going on with this Trump trial and all this stuff, right? And I'm like, well, what was he actually, you know? Then it gives you all the information and you could like ask follow-up questions.

Like the cliff notes of it? Yeah. And you can get the, you know, so you can really. So, so let me, so I don't really know this. I've never done this. So, so this obviously you can, but that, this is basically just Google. You're just using it as Google right now, but you can say, make me a painting of. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah you can do that with this oh not with this what I was using was a thing called mid journey okay now like that

that they've just integrated so they but this is a photo leap and now that now they just added AI to everything they call it AI tools you know and you could just make things I'm AI mom with this thing? I'm AI. I'm Chris Lee sleeping. No, but this kind of stuff is like if you want to know what's going on, you go here. Then you just like, you know, it's like have they. So I asked like did they find any evidence of election fraud? And then it was like, all right.

And then you go, were there any Republican investigations of election fraud? And then they show that, you know. And then at the end of all the AI, you know what you do? You ask, what are your sources? And then it shows you all that. I got it from this place, that place, that place, that place. That's interesting. That's what I was going to say. Where are they getting that information from? Well, you can ask.

Because if it's a woke AI system... I don't know how they would even program that. You know? There was a lot of things with ChatGBT that would be like, describe Joe Biden. It'd be positive. Describe Trump. It'd be super negative. Oh, really? you know yeah there was a lot of things with chat gbt they would be like describe joe biden and they'd like it'd be positive positive describe trump it'd be super negative oh really yes you gotta see because the algorithm they set up to be super woke and pussy that's stupid yeah yeah well the chat gbt is like i don't like again it's not searching the net so i don't

i don't right if you but i think the new searching i don't like it gonna be like that uh i like any of it well yeah well here's the thing that I mean dude here's the thing about whoa this guy's laughing already

about AI is that it's going to we're going to have there's going to be no money like there's going to be just people who are just fun

AI is going to end up paying us to just chill and not work for real like we're just going to have yeah and so

iphones are gonna be like 60 bucks and everyone's gonna have a fixed income and you know if you have if yeah if unless you unless you are balling already you can also make more money but you don't have to right like yeah but gene rottenberry that's his last name the guy that created star trek that was his whole vision of the future was a resource-based economy as opposed to a material economy like now we have. We'll be dead by then, right? I know, but I'm saying it's like,

do we pay people to make cars? So the reason why cars are so expensive is because we have to pay people to make cars. If the robots are making the cars, they can be cheaper. Maybe you don't need as many resources. Exactly. Why is the punk guy trending? That's my boy. Did he sign with a team? are making the cards, but it could be cheaper. 100%. Maybe you don't need as many resources. They don't have the... So it's like, you know... Why is the punk guy trending?

That's my boy. Did he sign with a team? Did he get on a team? That's my guy who got canceled for nothing and they took his career away. Oh, for the... What's his name?

Is he back? What's his name? He was on Fighter Kid, right? Yeah. Matt Ariza. Matt Ariza. So did he sign with a team wait hold on he was a punter yeah Wow one of the best punters in like last 20 years he's gonna get a shot he hasn't yet really no man there's I won't say what team but a

team I care for so you can figure it out They brought him in, he crushed it And there was a female who worked in The front office, she's like Bro And he's like, but there's nothing We know it's false She's like, we don't want to deal with it Obviously I hate this fucking bullshit, but my god

He's such a good kid too, man Took his career And the other three players where they found out was all false they lost their scholarships on san diego state's football team and then san diego state goes even though all the evidence came out there's no charges pressed nothing san diego state sent a letter to all the kids sent an email going we're gonna conduct our own investigation because we don't agree with it okay such a joke dude it's such a joke that's such a joke man and then these people who lie nothing happens to nothing happen that'll

change nothing that'll change it's just nothing happened to him so yeah what do you got nick uh we got eric 50 minutes in and we haven't even had one I even wanted to bring up something else I can't remember what the hell it was Yeah Eric got punished for losing his fantasy football league Really? Cats in the wild This one's super wild

Oh, he can swing, huh? You know what I do on I've done on Cameo a few times Is people ask me to do their fantasy football draft. Oh. So I put papers in a thing and I'll go, I had the first pick. Oh, really? Yeah.

Do you play fantasy football? I do. Do you know – Yeah, I've been on the same fantasy football league for like 20 years. I did a Cameo yesterday for a gender reveal. That was kind of cool. Oh, wow. I was like, hey, it's going to be a boy.

And I was –'s like so weird to think that like me I'm doing this for this family like like when I found out Calvin

was a boy I sat down and I was like so emotional and shit yeah I cried to think that like they got some bullshit comedian being like

it's gonna be a boy it's like hilarious it's like the biggest moment of their lives at the time but I don't know people like are fans no I know I know it's sweet I was honored but and you know I made the money but It's like the biggest moment of their lives at the time. I don't know. People are like your fans. No, I know. I know.

It's sweet. I was honored. And, you know, I made the money. $50,000, right? Yeah, $50,000. And then you gave your tour dates. They're all, what? There was a thing about somebody talking about like he wanted to make his cameo like super expensive. And there was like a whole, oh, man, I got to find it with me.

That's Chris. Well, I remember that. I was so funny. I asked you. I was telling him, I'm the one that got you in the cameo because I was trying to get the, you know, when you refer someone, you get a percentage. And this guy's like, yeah, I'll make it $10,000, right?

I said, you can only make it $1,000 or something. And I was like, this is bullshit. I want to make it $50,000. Cameo reached out. It's like, if you want to make it $50,000, we can make it. And I did it. And then it was $50,000. And then somebody

I woke up one morning and somebody bought one but had canceled it obviously they were drunk could you imagine if I recorded it dude and sent it to them

but you tried to do it so fast I know oh my god I was asleep though so you can book me for a 50 kilo and Brian Callen for 100 bucks

so now I'm on there Brian's still be doing like happy birthday Michael but you know what Callen goes like but Callkilo at Brian Callen for $100. So now I'm on there for a bell. Brian's still be doing like, happy birthday, Michael. But you know what? Callen goes like this. Dude, you got to do. We should be doing a cameo. He goes, you got to be doing a cameo.

And I was like, why, bro? I don't want to do it. And he told me how much he made. And I was like, in that year? And he was like, yep. And I was like, I'll make more than you, bro. And now I'm on cameo. And it's like.

It's easy. I mean, I make fun of it. But, bro, it's so easy yeah bro my boy Bruce Buffer makes so much money of course he does because he's a voice guy

he's like happy birthday it's time same with Matt alright does he do Cameo yeah he's the Cameo king Frank the Tank for Barstool

he's done he just hit 10,000 Cameos damn how much is it like 5 bucks 50 oh wow and he does a lot of fantasy

football once, too. So now he's rattling like 40 a day. Yeah, yeah. So he's making bank. So here's the deal, though. This is what you do. Like, go to somebody. Not mine. Go to somebody else. Like, I don't know who's bigger. Go to TV and just click on someone. Brett Favre. There you go. Yeah, go to

the guy. So go to Dean Norris. Sure. Okay. So how much is it? Twenty bucks, right? Or wait, go to the guy. So go to Dean Norris. Sure. Okay. So how much is it? 20 bucks, right? Or wait, no. Personal videos. 200 bucks. 200 bucks, right?

So go to ratings. How many ratings? 811 ratings. So 811 times 200, whatever that is, right? What is that? 16,000. So $16,000. Those are just people who rated him him What percentage of people who buy something

Rate them And it's actually $160,000 $160,000 So $160,000 he made Those are just the people who gave him a rating What percentage of that Even if that's half He's making $300,000

He hit $10,000 so he got 20% rating So yeah That other guy is probably making $300,000. Well, look at this guy. He hit $10,000, so he got 20% rating. So, yeah, that other guy is probably at $800,000, Dean Norris. 20% of people give ratings. That's crazy. That's wild. I've never been on there. I don't know how it works. They reach out to me.

I just send messages to people. It's the kind of thing that you're like, it's kind of corny, but then you see everyone who's doing it, and it's like, look, fucking Brian Cox is doing the goddamn shit. He's going to win an Emmy this year. Does someone like Dean Norris, is he filthy rich off Breaking Bad? I don't think so. No? I don't know if I'd say filthy rich, but it was on six seasons. They needed him.

Yeah, he's definitely got money. Real quick here. Brian Cox is the only one that makes me feel good about doing Cameo. The rest of them bum me out. No, I know. I know. Well, Dean Norris is. Well, yeah, yeah. The rest of them really make me. No, I know. I know. Well, Dean Norris is. Well, yeah, yeah.

The rest of them really make me sad. But they have. I get the guy from Jurassic Park. Yeah, you're right. Brian Cox. It's all about. I remember when this first started happening and a lot of. They were reaching out to all these comics.

And these comics were hitting me up. And I would say to them, hey, man, here's the thing. I'm Montez. Right. From a. Right, right, right. Iconic show that these people like right so it's very specific right and it's always that it's always somebody being like oh man you know go to comics go to comedians if you're just like regular i don't know what it's not always going to be the

same for for people you know what i mean oh yeah you but comics have it good in that respect because people are fans of them right yeah you have your lane you know what I mean? No, yeah. But comics have it good in that respect because people are fans of them. Right, exactly. Yeah, you have your lane. You know, like there's people, this dude makes Bank, the office guy, the big guy on the right. Yeah, when you're in a show like that.

He makes Bank. Look at that, 5,000 reviews. Holy shit. And it's probably always about that. $200. You know what I mean? It's probably always about like, oh, can you do the office thing?

Of course, yeah. That becomes specific, but it's like the rest of it, it's like, I just don't can you do the office? Of course. Yeah. You know, that becomes specific. But it's like the rest of it's like, I just don't know. But does it become a full time job where you're just on your phone? Like, hey, David, good to see you. Congrats on your bearded dragon. You make a day of it. No, what you do is you price yourself to you figure out how many you want to do.

You price yourself high enough to where you're not doing it all day. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. If you do eight and you make fucking. A hundred bucks. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. If you do eight and you make fucking... A hundred bucks? Yeah, you can make it a hundred bucks, whatever, you know?

And you're doing it for, you know, it takes 30 minutes. You just price yourself out of the market is what you do. Galway Pop Galway's World Tour! I'm back! This guy's got a food YouTube channel.

He's got a what? Food YouTube channel. Imagine paying for a what? Food YouTube channel. Imagine paying for that. I know, but the thing too is that this is available. Right. Wait, what do you mean? What'd I forget? He doesn't realize that this is available.

To see? Yeah. You don't have to make it. I make mine all private. I know, but the thing is like it's there. So you just kind of like, you know. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean?

That guy's making bank notes. making bread barb got in trouble because put a dick pic on camo too no because somebody a group got him to say some things he didn't know what he was oh i never said if i don't know what it is i don't i was gonna say that i get me in trouble no you cancel it if you don't know what it is cancel it i'm like hey everybody january 6th we're meeting at the white I also don't do like videos like business stuff hey man I got this record shop can you shout out no

oh well yeah cause that costs more money for a certain price you would do it yeah I'm saying for a certain price and I didn't even know I was signed up for it

it's like at $10,000 or something I had no idea I did not set that up and then like an article was like Chris D'Elia thinks you know

there were like people who think like canceled that. I'm like, it was like $10,000. Somebody's going to pay him for business. I was like, what? I didn't fucking okay this.

It's up there. I'm going to pay Brett Varver to do a cameo for my date. That'd be sick. Was he like 50 bucks? He's rich as shit though. Played for the Packers forever. Well,

that's why I don't get like Snoop Dogg's on there and shit. It's like, how much money do you need? Is Elon Musk on there? The billionaire? For $100? I don't think it's about, for that person like that,

I don't think it's about the money so much as it's about the adulation. Some people crave that. Some people, they need to be loved and wanted and remembered for whatever things they do. Right, right. So, I mean, I get that. Some people, they need to be loved and wanted and remembered for whatever things they do. So, I mean, I get that. Especially a professional athlete. Imagine you're Brett Favre and you were on a field with 70,000 people

yelling at everything you do and then it just goes away. You'll never do another job where you can make that kind of money again. You'll never have that kind of like that again. Because let me tell you something, man. The moment this shit goes away, you're done. Look at somebody like Blake Griffin. Blake Griffin was like a star of stars.

Dunk contest winner, the man. Now, he's just an ex-basketball player. Mixed. You know what I mean? What is he doing right now? Thank you. He's so nice. He's a really good player.

He's loaded, though. I'm just saying that. He's loaded. But I'm? He's so nice. He's loaded, though. I'm just saying that. He's loaded. But I'm saying that's what happens. He probably chose to just be like, fuck it. That guy was stuck. That's the move. Yeah, he's chill.

I think that's the move, too. It happens for all these athletes. Oh, man. As soon as my whiskey says. All these athletes, man. You guys are never here. I hope so. I don't want to have to talk to you anymore.

Where's Brennan at? Oh, whiskey. Yeah. It's like your life change. I'm just saying the the life change but that's why so many become analysts so they're staying in front of the camera i mean it's like that's what i'm saying imagine you being there you're a star like that and then now you're like sitting on the bench you never play but you were like a star so it's like it's a weird like that commercials and shit yeah your ego about, how amazing would it be if Brett Favre was like, yeah, I was tricked doing the thing, you know, CBS's interview.

Yeah, from this anti-Semitic hate group, yeah, I totally didn't mean to do it. And then afterwards he goes like this. He's been in trouble lately. Hall of Famer Brett Favre made this message reading seemingly benign words in French. He stole, like like millions of dollars. Oh, that's right. He stole a million dollars from like a charity thing.

And then he said the dick pic. Then he tried suing Pat McAfee. And Pat just runs away. He just needs the material and just blew it up. The dick pic thing was pretty crazy because. He took it with Crocs on, right? I don't know. I never saw it.

Oh, small dick and Crocs? What are we doing? I seen a person so but but brett farve was this is the thing about uh jen sturger right we know we all know her right from uh the the they went after her after this happened like she went to go uh complain to hr because he sent her a dick pic right she worked for the for the whatever it was you know that n right? She worked for the... She worked for the whatever it was, you know, the NFL. Yeah, the NFL. She worked for the NFL. And then she went to go complain and then they fired her. And that's fucked up.

That's fucked up. And then the way the culture was back then, it was, oh, fuck this slut or whatever it was. Yeah, that was me. No, but it's fucked up because the dude sent her a dick pic about how like, hey, let's, you know, let's hang out. Like trying to get her to hang out.

Yeah, and that's fucked up. And he's like, oh yeah, you good now, croc, small dick. NFL fired her, and now she can't get a job from the fucking NFL. And then they tried to, apparently somebody else tried to hire her, and then they were like, well. Yeah, that sucks.

Yeah, it sucks. She follows me. But she's cool as fuck though, dude. She follows me and Chris. She's cool as fuck. No, I enjoyed her. You're right, it sucks. She fouls me. But she's cool as fuck, though, dude. She fouls me and Chris. She's cool as fuck. No, I enjoyed her. You're right. It's fucked up.

She fouls me nice. Also, Brett Favre, especially at the time, the Jets' starting quarterback. But I don't know anything about Brett Favre, but I'm just saying it's like— Well, no, she did nothing wrong in this. I know, but the perception was, you know, block her from Brendan's account. But the perception was that she was, the perception is, oh, she was doing something, but she wasn't. She was just trying to be fucking legit and interview him. Times have changed now.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Because now a girl like this could ask for that. And then post it. And then be like, I can't't believe and then the guy's society you know yeah that crazy bro this is what i always say about this though the the remember monica lewinsky she's cool remember monica lewinsky was talking about uh they everyone's like fuck this hoe this is an awful person screw her now everyone is like fuck bill clinton monica is strong and this and that oh no it's the algorithm problem again no but because my algorithm is different no but think

about though that the fact that nothing changed whatever happened happened the only thing that changed was time that's the only thing that changed the time. That's the only thing that changed. The events didn't change. The events are still the events. Well, Bill had to step down as the president. I know. No. No. Wait, what?

No, he didn't. He got impeached. Yeah, but he was still the president. At the time. Yeah. And then he got impeached. It doesn't matter. Impeach doesn't mean you're not president anymore.

You've got to be impeached. Otherwise, you ain't shit. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. He was still the president. He wrote out his term. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. He was still the president. He wrote out his term. Yeah.

But my point is that... This is on the line as Fonzie was in Taxi Driver. But my point is... Oh, no. We don't talk politics. You guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But my point is that nothing changed except for time. And now, people think Bill Clinton's a piece of shit and she's awesome.

Well, we've always thought Bill Clinton was a piece of shit except for back then. But since then, with all this shit coming out on him and then Hillary Clinton, don't even get me started. Well, you're in a different camp than... The right camp.

I'm not saying it's not right. I have no idea. It's the right camp, all right. I have no idea. I have no idea about the Clinton body count and shit like that. I have zero idea. We have some idea. You just said it. I know that people think that there's a Clinton body count and shit like that. I have zero idea. We have some idea.

You just said it. I know that people think that there's a Clinton body count and people die. But that's all I know, literally. That's all I know. I don't look into it. But you know, though. How many people does Bill Clinton kill? I also don't.

Just look that up. Yeah. The AI would know. 59 or something like that? I remember when that was going on and they had Bill Clinton on the deposition or whatever. And I was like, this dude is smooth as hell

because he was trying to he was saying like, well, what is the definition of is? Yeah. Oh, by the way, this is a crazy long watch, but you know that this is a crazy long watch. But you know that show, Painkillers? Saw it.

Okay. Crazy. Yeah. They have an eight-hour deposition that they released of the- Sackler? Yes. It's an eight-hour deposition that's out there. They were fighting for this not to get released, but it's out there.

You can watch all eight hours of his deposition. You didn't watch it. No, no, no. When I started, I was like, oh, wow, this is a lot. It's like a lot of legalese, boring shit, but it's like you can watch the full eight hours. Goddamn, full eight hours. Yeah. It has 345,000 views.

Is it monetized? Get some money for that time. Yeah, dude. So it's like, imagine like- Are there most watched parts? Oh, go to the middle one. There we need some chapters. There we go.

Always check that. You ain't shit if you don't check that. And at that time, the studies were typically 12 weeks, and with an open extension at the end, they could go on for a year. As he denies family's role in the opiate crisis? That is a subcategory of non-malignant. Terrible human. Correct. And at the end, they could go on for a year. As he denies family's role in the opiate crisis? Yes. That is a subcategory of non-malignant.

Terrible human. Correct. These two studies, low back pain and osteoarthritis. We should watch this on Patreon for eight hours straight. Our subscribers will definitely go away. I'm going to stream it on kick. But they also just like, I think the Supreme Court just – they blocked like – because they're trying to file bankruptcy for this like $6 billion thing,

that lawsuit that they have to – Yeah. They made like $100 billion. They're like, we're fining you $6 billion. They're like, okay. I know. But they're still stopping it. Okay.

It's crazy. It's crazy. Like, I don't know, man. It's like this is one of these things where you think the best of people. I know. And then you look back and you just go – You go don't know, man. This is one of these things where you think the best of people, and then you look back and you just go, oh, man. When there's money involved, everybody's corrupt. Just compartmentalizing. You know what I mean?

Everybody's corrupt. And then we get distracted. As people, we get distracted by right and left. We get distracted by that. It's not about that. Stupid. It's stupid. It's not about that. It's not about that. You know what I mean? Because it's like.

This is wrong no matter what. Everybody in this situation, they're just, whatever this corrupt system that we have, it's like, man. And it's all coming out. Like when it comes out and you, like imagine,

I remember living through this and hearing about people, all this, and you just kind of go, oh, well, that can't be like, how can this be real, right? Yeah, I know. You know what I mean? And then you like look this and you just kind of go that can't be like how can this be real right? yeah I know and then you look back and you go oh man they were crack dealers

I know I'm going to be in Nashville I'm going to be in Little Rock I'm going to be in Canada, Detroit, Vermont maybe there we go I'm in Spokane, Washington September 21st, 23rd Spokane Comedy Club with my faves.

And then September 8th, I'm with me and Brian Callen, co-headline Covina, Laugh Factory, the little theater up there. One night only, September 8th. Two shows, September 9th, Fight Campan with Mr. Joe Rogan, Sam Tripoli, Callen, and myself for UFC, was that 292? Izzy Strickland? Yes, sir. With Spokane, you're up next.

Has Sam been around Alex Jones? Oh, yeah. He sucks him off. He gets on his knees and goes, my lord and savior. Alright, kids. Love you.