The Golden Hour - The Wizarding Rental of Chris D'Elia | The Golden Hour #179 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

The guys talk Chris and Brendan losing sleep, Erik's visit to Austin for a day to film a movie and his kid showing signs of early talent, Chris' wife Kristin making an elaborate Harry Potter themed AirBnB with one of their homes, president Trumps vulgar tweet, Erik redoing his website with AI and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastEthos - Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/goldenhourHims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

She says, let's do an Airbnb. Let's do a themed Airbnb. So I go like this. No. A few days later, I go to the house. And I am... Bro, there is rock on the wall. Bro, there is a train.

Coming out of the wall. We're friends that laugh We're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's stronger Hey Chris, you're Tai Tai today?

Oh my God, bro Bro, I don't know what the fuck I You know how I usually come in guns blaze I'm I woke up today You Tai Tai shitty Bro I woke up today and I'm like, oh, I guess I'll be this awake only because I can't wake up, dude.

So this episode's on air because I woke up at 2.30 a.m. could not go back to sleep. Oh, you're Australian? I know. I know. I had this truck part. I was going to install. Yeah.

And I was like, fuck it. Let's just do it this morning. I've cuts all over my hands. I'm so tired. From what? I have five shots of espresso right here. Wow. Wait.

So you cut your hands. Why? Just dealing with the engine and the fucking, it's a night. Okay, bro. All right. Well, how about this? What? You know, yesterday I was in Austin.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You were. Wow. Yeah. So Sunday night. Oh, yeah.

Like he responds to your fucking hang out. Yeah. Whatever with you. I'm still waiting on our dinner call. So Sunday, I got into Austin Sunday night. I had to drive like 30 minutes out of the city. Okay. Where'd you go to this?

Because I was shooting a movie. I'm doing one scene in this movie from my Brent Pellis. buddy he he's another guy creating his own yeah yeah yeah he's cool him and aristotle uh blake weber on uh instagram so they make they're making this movie um i do a bunch of sketches with them mickey howard and then so they're making a movie so he said hey can you come do this scene so i had to fly in sunday because i because i come do this so i had to fly in sunday then then more up early in the morning and then you know after we wrapped i'm tired all day and then i had to drive an hour to the airport. Then I get to the airport an hour home and then I'm up in the morning, you know,

and then like, get home, Wolf is like, he don't care. It's the Thai Thai hour. I got, I got, I got, I got you all beat. No, you don't. Oh, yeah, I do. Okay, let's hear you know. Oh, I got you beat even waking up at 2.30. Uh-huh. All right. I went to bed last night. Uh-huh. At 11. Okay. Okay. woke up at 8.30. What's going on? Oh yeah, you have no excuse. Yeah, yeah. So I got you beat because what's my body doing? I should be rip raring to go.

Yeah. You guys, I get it. You're tired. What's up with my body, though? I got... Did you work out? Seven hours and 50... No, I'll do it later.

But it might be because... Look, it might be because Saturday night, I didn't get any sleep, zero. And maybe it's fine. catching up to me, I guess. Welcome to your 40s. Yeah. But anyway, oh yeah, also I am 46.

It was my birthday. So we all had have had birthdays now. We got through them all, right? How did I miss that? I don't know. Did you? Or did you say it? I don't know.

I usually do. Yeah, you're good at it. Yeah, 46. Happy birthday. Thanks. So I'm good. And I've been trying to wake up being like, what am I grateful for?

And it's hard. Because I really, really start thinking about what I'm grateful for. And then I just start thinking of things that fucking annoy me. Oh. I'm just like, I'm just like, you're almost me. No, no, no. Well, we're kind of cut from the same there, but like I, what the fuck is it like being human, dude?

It's like, bro, does anybody wake up? You know those people that are just like, hell yeah, life, just living. Oh, I do. Oh, I do. Yeah. Yeah. How do you do that? I, since I was a kid.

I think you're born with it. You do it? I do it. I do it. I think you're born with it. No. You don't really do it, though. No, no, he was shaped into that because, like, you're not really that guy.

If you experience a lot of negativity, you know, then you carve a space in your head where it's like, you know what? Not going to deal with that anymore. And you live in a different space. No, no. Eric, since I was like high school, college, before all this bullshit. Yeah, but even with the bullshit, even my wife's like, how are you not affect whatever's going on? She's like, how are you not affecting? I'm like, you know what?

What are you going to do? I think that about you too, though. Sometimes I, sometimes I think about. that. I just go like, when you're just in an even kill mood and you're like good and I'm like, how's he doing that? You know, because I would be like, if I had UFC powers, you understand, I would be beating a lot of people's ass. Yeah. Oh, I want to. Don't get a twisted. I want to. But I don't think I'd wake up happy in prison. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Or I would. Or even in prison. I just become like the ladies off Shawshank Redemption.

And I'm trying to rape Andy DeFraid. Wow. Well, well, oh, yeah, the redhead guy. Why would, if all the characters to pick in that movie, why would you pick the, the alpha gay. Yeah, the alpha gay guy. Yeah, the alpha gay guy. Yeah, could have been the wise one. Yeah.

Could have been the wise one. You could have been the guy who's actually a good guy that got there in my mistake. You could have been like. No, he wants to be the gay fucker. I could have been the fresh fish who dies. Yeah. You could have been get busy living. And this guy's like, nope, I'm jamming my cock in people's mouth.

Yeah, whether they like it or not. Man, dude. But yeah, I think I'm, I think I'm getting a little bit better this podcast because I know, I know there's stuff at stake here, you know what I mean? And I know that I know that I have to fucking, you know, look, when some people, sometimes when people are tired, you got to do some extra lifting. And that's fine. Sometimes you guys do the extra lifting, you know, mostly me, but it's like, you know. Yeah, because you saw with that list of the utterances. You tell him.

Your mouth runs. Tell the show. No, because I, oh, I, you know, I put Golden Hour into the AI just to see, like, can, can the editing software find who's talking? So it had to, it had to list off how many, how many. The fact that they call it utterances is hilarious. So it gave me the list. And it was like, Chris was like at 310. I was at 300.

Brendan's over here at 100. I'm basically a spectator to the show at this point. I just watch. But it was funny on the live. because I was like trying to get brunt his reactions and he's he is him oh wow that's good I was laughing I was laughing look at this two 291 utterances I got 302 utterances even Nick had seven utterances uh oh that's utterances bro I think you know that's weird language yeah utterances okay I got to tell you guys something great all right all right so here comes an utterance

here's an utterance uh so we took we signed Rachel signed wolf up for soccer, you know, so you, we go to this place and it's like two to two and a half, you know, so there's like a little area, you know. It's like wrangling cats. Yeah. Anything before, fours. So, you know, so I did it with him. So I go out and, you know, the coach Nick comes out as his name and he's like, all right, guys,

you know. And then like, you know, he's like, okay, we're going to run back and forth. And I'm telling you right now, I had the greatest time. Oh, yeah. And I just, at one moment, I was just in tears because I was like, I don't know if I, I don't know if I, I don't think I ever did this. Oh, wow. You know what I mean?

And just the way he was like, you know, the things, he was doing it. Because other kids, I saw other, you know, a lot of kids were just like, let me get me out of here. You know what I mean? And then like, you know, but for me, he was just in it, man, doing the obstacle course and kicking the ball and all this stuff. And it's just starting, Eric, just way, Bubba. It was just starting.

I was sore for two, two days. But, you know, whatever, I'm going to get there. You know what I mean? And then the, uh, look, look, look, like a Brennan with That's Chashe. Yeah, that's me. You just put his picture. You didn't even have to.

Yeah, that's just me. I have that outfit. Here's something to take me off. All right. A lot of parents are there. Right. So the lady said clearly, one parent could be out there at a time.

Okay? One parent. And now, why? Because there's a lot of parents. And if all the parents come on to the field, it's a mosh pit. It's a mosh pit. and okay

here comes Rachel she's oh I gotta take pictures oh what a twist Rachel's mom is there too she's there too

so these two are just oh oh oh oh and I'm and I have to be the guy what a twist I gotta go guys you gotta regulate

I gotta go guys but then they're getting mad at me oh naturally you know what I'm getting mad at me who they're them both of them

and my thing is like this hey hey hey hey see all these parents over there, they want to do it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called being considerate. Y'all ain't special. You're not special.

You know what I would have? You know what I would have? I would have walked back over into the stands. I'd be like, okay, then it's you. Look, I don't get to be out there. You don't think that's exactly. Yeah, bro. Dude, I walked, I said, okay, you stay here.

You know? But then Wolf was like, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dad. You know what I mean? So I was like, see? You know, but the thing would take some of it off. Sorry, Wolf, Mom and her and her mom are fucking it up. And it's just like, it takes me off when they put you in this position where it's like,

Nick got a hairy lower back. I know, good grief, Nick. It ain't bad, damn. It ain't bad. Are you wearing fur underwear? It doesn't matter. I thought I was hairy. It was, geez.

Is that Andre Arlowski crawling through the screen? And he was crazy about it too. It was still pink. You know what I'm saying? So it was like, you know? I don't know. He's like a hairy lobster. honestly it's totally fine i think and and if he it's like he's taking back shots you know what i mean

we don't hey hey eric did you tell your wife and uh mother-in-law this ain't about you oh wolf's cooking well no no wolf's cooking don't fuck this up and then that's when they got mad at me you know so my grandma goes out another side and i'm just like okay y'all don't see you don't see all these parents over here going like this like you know being like oh well i guess i guess we can go out there And it's like, no. Good on you. I just, I, good on you. I can't stand having to be the responsible.

I think I would have probably done. You know what it is? It's white privilege. It's white privilege. I think I would have done literally both of the things. I think that if I was in your position, I would have been like, hey, come on. And I think that if I was in Rachel's position,

I'd be like, let me just go get some fucking pictures. I think I'm a hypocrite. But check it out. Chris, I know that. Yeah. And that's why they say only one parent. Yeah, they know these crazy parents. Because first of all, when you're watching two-year-olds run around, it is adorable.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So everybody's like, oh. I want to be so close to that. You know, but it's like, hey, guys, this ain't about you. rules. It's not about you. And then also, Eric, it's just practice, right? We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. Yeah. It's not even the game. He doesn't have a jersey number yet. First of all, they're not even really doing soccer. The things they were doing had nothing to do with soccer. We're doing red light, green light. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and I'm

like, where's the soccer at? People were dying? Yeah. My kid was like, because Wolf was like, they had like the little soccer net and it was like 10 balls. He takes them all out and he kicks them all into the goal. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, he's playing for key. You're seeing this. You're saying this. Coach Nick, what the hell are we doing over here? Rachel was like, yeah, I'm trying to document it, but you won't let me. Yep. Yeah, I know.

But Eric, you got to be careful because when your kid has some talent, then there's some jackass like, you know, I could train him four days a week. Oh, no. For just $150 an hour. That's not going to work on an hour. That's not going to work on me. Your kid's going to show a glimpse of talent and then it's off to the races. I've seen it a million times.

He's got Eric's gonna try to use his points on his credit card to get the fucking trainer. Oh yeah. You take points? I'll be like, you take United Miles? No, yeah. I'm gonna be, calculate this. If I use my United Miles at Mary Eye. You guys are joking.

You guys are joking. I had a baseball hitting coach. He doesn't work with anymore. He goes, I go, so what I owe you a man is, man, I was thinking we could like trade out the privates for some truck parts. I need a supercharger for my truck. I'm like, no. Buddy, Bubba, Bubba, just, just, what's your rate?

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The top of the gear shift, you know what I mean? Like, it's a little tennis car. Wow. Today, we were driving here. I was with my kids, I was in a car. And they dropped you off. They dropped me off. No, they didn't.

I dropped them off to the house in Hollywood and then we, whatever. It's boring. You still have the house in it? You didn't sell the house in Hollywood? No, we're doing a, we're making it in Airbnb. Oh, wow. And it's, uh, it's awesome.

It is, I got to show you videos. I don't buy it. I don't like the way he said it. Just the whole thing. Well, we're doing. No, it's unbelievable. This is plan B. This is so skeptical.

He's skeptical. Well, no, no, no, no. Yeah, plan B. Plan B as in what? Nah, just overall. Though, just the whole delivery. Well, yeah, I don't care. But yeah.

You're defensive. Yeah. No, no, no, I'm not. No, no, no, I'm not defensive. I don't give the fuck, bro. I don't expect. I don't like UFC, don't fucking watch it. I don't expect.

All right. He got you. He got you. Wait, hold on. I don't know if I do, but it's funny. I don't know. You got it, Nicholas. I don't know.

Chris, own it. I don't know. I genuinely don't really know what's happening right now. I'm dead serious. Nick, put up the scoreboard. Brendan one Put it up He gets one

I get zero Whatever Kevin just talk about The fucking thing So No I just I don't I didn't mean I don't care

What you have to say I just mean like I don't care Can I talk It's fucking fine I love it No no I don't expect

You to like What I'm about to say This is my whole thing Eric on the other hand No I bet I'll enjoy it No I don't think you'll I honestly Don't think you'll care

Even I don't think you'll care but this is awesome I asked you about the sale of the house Yeah but It didn't go well So it's an Airbnb now No they

I got I got offers And I didn't take any of them Because they were too low Yeah Yeah The market's bad So what I wanted to do

Was hold on to it Right However If I hold on to it It's a fine It might be a good investment Who knows So

Oh yeah In that area Right So but the point is I'm still paying A mortgage every month Daddy has double mortgages. No, I got more than doubled, bro.

I got triple. I got four mortgages, okay? Why? What happened? Four mortgages? Are you Floyd Mayweather? What happened? Who are you right now?

So, how many families do you have? One. One. So I've rented some out and all this shit. I'm a fucking, I'm a, bro, I'm a business, okay? So the original, is this, is this the original condo? that you used to live in, you still own that one? Yes.

Hell yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. So, so. I remember that one. So, so I'm like, fuck this. If they're going to lowball me, I'm going to keep it. Okay. Now, the mortgage is a lot.

So I'm like, okay, how about this? Let's take a break. Man, this is interesting. Do you have life insurance? Well, you know, yeah, but it's like what, what's going on, you know? I mean, you got to have. life insurance you never know I heard a story about a guy you know really rich dude he just

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It was Kristen was like, let's make it in your BB. I was like, I don't really want to do that. Okay. So I said, if you can convince me what to do it, then okay, all right? So she said, no, no, no, no, no.

no no that's not a should have been but she said she said okay she goes comes back like a few days later she says with a PowerPoint presentation exactly she says look what I did and I go oh fuck okay no one Kristen she probably built a model of the home she was like and these are the people going into the thing so this is unbelievable guys this is not this is truly awesome. You said you don't buy it. This is unbelievable. This is not, not awesome. No matter how you cut it. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is the kind of thing we should say and tune in next episode to find out what he's talking about. No, no, no, no, no. So, so she says, let's do an Airbnb. Let's do a themed Airbnb. So I go like this.

No. Right? I'm convinced. Move on. So I say, no. That's great. No. So she says, but we stayed at an etheme

Airbnb before. And I go, when? And she says, when we took the kids at Disneyland and we did like, they had like a, I don't know, it was like a Disney one or something

or Incredibles. And I was like, yeah, that was okay. You know, I guess it was good for the kids. And she's like, yeah,

but I'm going to kill this. So I was like, challenge accepted. So I go. So, all right, well, what's the theme? And she says, I'm going to make it like Harry Potter wizard stuff. You had me at hello. So I go, I don't think I had you.

I have you now. You have me now? Yeah. Because Rachel and I and I and Wolf are going to stay there. Bro. I'm still on the fence. It's not for you. I don't think that's.

So it's Hogwarts. No, so it's, so it's a wizard. You want parents with kids to stay there. So. So. So I go. And she made everything. I go,

Hey, Wizard thing. I go, no. So she gets a guy that does this. Uh-huh. Does a theme business thing. And they have like 60 of them.

Uh-huh. They make fucking money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like a stranger thing one, I bet. Mario. All sorts of shit, you know. Yes.

Uh, who looks on board now. Coming with his stuff. Coming up with ideas. Yeah, his ideas. Yeah, Stranger things would crush. Mario would fucking crush right now for kids.

So, I'm on the fence about this Hogwarts thing. Okay, that's fine. So, so I'm saying, she shows me, she shows me,

uh, photoshopps of what she's going to do to the rooms. And I see these photoshopps and I'm like, that's not our house. And she's like, yeah, it is. This is the room of the thing.

I was like, that's a whole different. thing. She was like, I said, okay, I said, I said, who's going to do this? It's going to cost $300,000. She says, no, it's not. I'm going to do it. I knew this already. So I say, so she, so look, she's really talented with this shit. I know. I know. I know. She's, she should have done it on our YouTube channel. She's, I kept trying to convince her to do it. Oh, that would have been great turning your house into Harry into Harry Potter.

She's filming it. Also good marketing. Also good marketing. No, she's filming it. But so, so I say, so she's beyond talented with this stuff. Like it's, it's crazy.

So she said, I'm going to go to that house and I'm going to, I'm going to start. And I'll be gone for a few days. And I'm like, oh, really? So I said, okay. A few days later, I go to the house. And I am Bro

There is There is There is Rock on the wall Bro there is a A mailbox Inside where a kid can like push a button And it goes

Letter to Invited to the Wizard Academy Wow There is a train Coming out of the wall Not a little train. This train is huge, bro. And I go, that's platform nine and three quarters.

Yes, it was. Platform nine to three quarters. And I go, can I ask you this though? Do the bathroom say men only, women only? No, no, no, no. So, yeah, yeah. So, dude, she's like, I'm going to make Zoikos joke shop. And then, and then what's the candy place?

And then this is going to be the office, the wizard. thing's going to be the bedroom and I'm like it looks I go who did this? She said I did it I was like you're fucking an insane person bro and and and then the dude told me like

what what you could charge per night I'm like oh bro I'm going to retire sick it's it's so bro I don't you know I don't hey hey Patreon from there well oh yeah Oh, 100%. 100%.

Yeah, yeah, 100%. But I genuinely am thoroughly impressed. And it- Kirsten. Dude, it's going to be... You got to see it, bro. It's going to be so unbelievable, dude. I don't care about this shit.

So I get it. I get... No, I'm into it, and it's a great story. I'll give you that. It's a great story. I'm just not into... Wizard stuff. I know.

If it could have been anything else, I've been so excited. Yeah, but it's not so excited. It's the point of the idea. How do you know? I do you know. I got to come to L.A. and May.

Yeah. Your girl would change it into like, it would be a mechanics house or something. Then you'd be like, what? Yeah. Oh, no,

if you did, Ted Bundy's house. Ted Bundy's Manson house. That would do great for kids. Yeah. Well, that's a different idea, which is also a good idea.

Come stay at the murder house. It's a, it's a fine idea. It's definitely not a good idea. It's not a great idea There's a lot of serial killer heads out there Yeah but you want to do it for families That's why you should have on Super Mario

But what he's saying Yeah because families and kids don't like Harry Potter And lizards and stuff It's like you should be OJs have OJs have Condo or Brooklyn He didn't know what he talked about Excuse me

He doesn't know what he talked about When's the last time Harry Potter came out Actually there's a new audible book There's a new show coming out Gay I'm talking about big boy movies Big boy movies when's last big boy movie came out?

Do you mean a Harry Potter movie? Yeah, buddy. You're saying that's a big boy movie? Yeah, yeah. Dude, they're about to start a new series on HBO. They're redoing the whole thing on HBO. Dumbled doors got like a crack problem. Snakes black.

Yeah. Fucking, you know there's going to be some trans and gays in it. It's going to be fucking popping. Just to make her mad. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think this is a great idea. And it's like, I love the ingenuity of it.

Look, I'm not a wizard guy, but this shit. It's not even about that. No, I know. It's just about like, she came to you and said, what I like is to follow through. Yeah. A lot of a lot of people have that. No, she's a go get her.

Yeah. I like that she contributed. She's like, I get an idea how we can make some money and then fucking did it. I don't think that was her motivation. No, what's part of it? A little bit because she knows it's stress on Chris for the house payment. Percentage of the motivation was about making money for her. I think a lot.

You think so? I do, yeah. Oh, that's, well, that's a matter. Well, I think making money to help out the family. Right. Not for her. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, I feel like a lot of the motivation too was just like, ooh.

Well, this is going to be fun. Oh, yes. No, she loves doing it. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. She loves doing it. No, she loves doing it. It's so weird.

Yeah. I mean, dude, I'm like, because it's so far from what I like to do. Is there a show? Is there a show on this? Like people that do those makeovers? I don't know. I don't know. There should be.

She would crush on there. Anyway. She should be like, it should be like bar rescue with her. Right, right. Yeah, I know. She just comes in and she doesn't even scream with people. She just goes, get out of here. Yeah.

Careful when you list it putting Harry Potter name or anything. It's a wizard thing. It's not a Harry Potter thing. It's a wizard thing. But yeah. it's um yeah yeah but we we you know anyway this will be ready in like two months that's awesome it's actually crazy that is cool that that story is so much better than i thought hey what do you know mr fucking judgmental came around

he was just your faith is that you're i think he's because you're tired you know it was just the way he does it usually he's all excited about and your eyebrows pop up In this one, you're at, no, I'm super, I'm stoked about it. People are asking for our next live. Are they? Yeah, I know. Well, now he was, I was waiting to see if he was going to come to L.A. Uh, we're, we're, looking good.

It is, okay. Well, that, well, it's in, what, two, three weeks? Uh, May, what is that? When's that fight, Nick? May 16th? Yeah, May 16th. Okay, so that's in, yeah, a month, I guess, almost. Or yeah, no, more than a month, actually.

Yeah, okay. Five weeks. Well, yeah, if it's going to happen, then we should do it live in Los Angeles somewhere. I mean, you know, we can be there. Yeah, Eric was like, what about Cobbs in San Francisco? Cops. Did I say that? Did I say that?

No. You said Irvine and Brea, bud. Yeah, because then we, that. Well, it depends on, you're coming. Yeah, he's probably coming for like two, three days. But like, I mean, yeah. Yeah, you don't want to drive out to Irvine when you're coming for two and three days. But, um.

How about Vegas in July? Yeah. I'm looking all into it. Oh. Like, don't they do that around July 4th weekend? That's, Chris is there fifth and six. July 5th and 6th. What are you there for, Chris?

Shows. Me, yeah. Yeah, that's, I think, but you're probably doing family shit, though. That's a good one. Well, whatever, we could talk about it. They can do it in vague. Oh, we can figure it out.

It depends. Is there a Ted Bundy exhibit there? Oh, no, oh no, my boy, Zach Bagan's has the haunted. I know, no, no, this is full of your head, but yeah. It's fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I got, hey, I got it. No, we could film it on Patreon.

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Hell. I went there for a 3-6 mafia concert. Why? NBA players definitely agree. Tell me when you want me to stop. It's 248. Wait, hold on. Is this about Memphis?

Yeah. Well, I haven't seen this. Memphis is. Great, great food. Hell. Go ahead. Man, I used to hate flying into Memphis. Oh.

Oh. To that fair nextin' boys. He had him for cracking. I mean, we're going to stare at that west. I'm going to walk across. I'm walking across the street on game day to get to the... What's your least favorite city? Everybody's got to have one. Oh.

Memphis probably. Oh. Hotel is probably the worst hotel in the NBA. The food there is good though. Yes. Just walking to the hotel room and just be like, wow. Thousands of people have slept in this bed before. Yeah.

Especially when we go to Memphis. Wow. A hotel ain't nothing in Memphis. I should be dirty. Yep. I walked in a myth hotel. One time I had things. And she's in shit.

Yeah. Staines and shit. They broke in your room for you. No, they ain't breaking in. No, I'm saying they broke it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's Memphis. So they might have also broken in for sure.

Maybe shout out. Shout out Memphis. Yeah. Shoot out Memphis. Nah, not shoot out. Memphis, which should probably be in Nashville, should be an Eastern Conference team. Adam, let them just do us all a favor and take the team in Nashville.

No harm, no file to relocation. Yeah. It's a swap. Yeah. I'm into this, bro. Yeah, I like it too. No harm, no file there. He tells a story about the sprinklers going off on their rooms.

Oh, dude. Hotel didn't want to do anything about it. Oh, man. Memphis is just got, you know what Memphis has to do? Be part of another city and just make that whole city big to wherever that. Like, it is, I mean, look, I get it has culture. I understand the food's great. The food is great.

Yeah, they have good food. I mean, dude, it's, oh, God, dude. Have you been? only once I mean if somebody said what's that's what comes to mind to me that's so funny

that all these NBA players are saying isn't Elvis in Memphis born there oh but his his I don't think he

Gracelands in Memphis oh he might be still a lot here's Brennan no he's actually still alive you see a documentary he wasn't born there Graceland is in Memphis yeah yeah

that's like all the alien stuff right now this is like really no I just can't, I'll just say this, I can't believe Memphis. Yeah. That is just, that's so interesting that all the NBA, that's funny. What's the, is it the Grizzlies?

Yeah. Yeah. Look at your boy now. Memphis Grizzlies. And it's in the summer, bro. Well, they're about to add a, they're trying to add a Vegas team and bring the Supersonics back to Seattle. So then there'll be an even amount of teams in the NBA.

That'd be dope. Yeah. But they are going to bring Supersonics back? Yeah. But what they would have to do, though, is because both those teams are on the West Coast, they would have to take two teams and put them on the East Coast. Oh. And they're thinking one of the teams is either going to be, it's going to be Minnesota or this one here.

Is Gary Payton coming back? God, I'll tell you one, the only sport I don't keep up with, the one I could give two fucks about is the NBA. Why? I don't know, man. I don't know. I love it, but the traveling's out of. control what do you mean oh the actual traveling out of yeah yeah oh that changed that sucks well i mean i don't know i mean i can't i hope that um i hope baseball starts to get more popular baseball's crushing

it but you know no no no yeah it finally you know what the past four years it's been huge you know what's up with you've been working out me or nick you oh yeah well how often every day it's ever Saturday, Sunday, because Tia's game. So five days a week? So it's not every day. One day through Friday. It's like every day. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.

Okay. Well, but Saturday and Sunday, it is a workout. I get so many steps in because I'm on my feet all day. No, that's good. I mean, you shouldn't work out every fucking day. But yeah, five days a week is great. And so it's lifting, mostly? All lifting.

Yeah. But the boys are in school right now, right? Right now they are. They get out in an hour. Man, it's like, I don't know what, what's going on right now in the world. Oh, dude, what the fucking tweet Trump did today? You see it? What did he tweet?

Tonight, well, there will be the end of a civilization talking about Iran. Nobody saw it. God, he's fucking up his demo, man. You know what's annoying too is like everyone who was like, it is kind of annoying that it is kind of annoying, honestly, that nobody has, or at least I haven't seen anyone be like, you're right I pushed to vote for him I shouldn't have

and I fucked up nobody's doing that well because they're not doing it because Chris what was the alternative Kamala Harris no I understand that there's no alternative

so you can't be mad at the people that voted for him no no no what's our fucking alternative some bitch that didn't even win the primaries who's out of fucking mind so it's like yeah maybe everyone fucked up but it's like

we didn't have a ton of options No, I understand that. My thing is like, this is the kind of thing you just... No, this is crazy. You don't say this out loud. No, no, let me read this. Hold on. Everyone will be quiet.

Oh, wow. Yeah, this is like, I don't know. I mean, this is just... Even that, even what he said on Easter, I was just kind of like... What do you say? It just wasn't... Oh. Does it praise be a lot?

Oh, yeah, what the fuck? The whole thing is like, it just doesn't feel presidential. Well, no. I mean, it's beyond that with him. You know, I just... When you're talking about a whole... civilization will die tonight's like you think we voted for that but well that's the thing a bunch of people wait wait wait can we can we can we stop but hold on i'm not saying the democrats

didn't fuck everything up i i'm not saying that comela biden all that stuff is was crazy you know yes we needed other other options yeah you know and the world was fucked and but wait guys guys guys let's just go through this for a second this is what's crazy about this guy listen The first sentence, fine. Well, we go back to it, Nick. What are you doing? Wow. Okay.

It says here, a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. Probably will. That's weird. That whole thing is crazy. It's so, so crazy because he, you know what I mean? And then he goes on to say, however, now that we have a complete and total regime change where different, modern, less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionary, wonderful can happen.

This is very contradictory. In the first sentence, he says two opposite things. He says, a whole civilization will die tonight. And then he says, it probably will. Yeah. Yeah. But he does the same thing the sentence. No, I know.

It's all. It's all. So this means nothing. No, no, no. Well, it definitely means. You don't know what it means. But that's the fucking scary part. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, don't say it. Yeah. Figure out. And what's with the fucking people around him? This guy. well you want to talk about somebody that got yes man around them well of course yeah what are you supposed to do yeah oh Jesus Christ you know what you're you're supposed to do like what you know you're and then you think he's typing that you know that imagine the the the the aide intern

imagine the aid that is just going like this right right right right right right okay pissing wally yeah yeah yeah he's on the toilet you know what I mean and then say the whole you know and he's just typing away what he's supposed to do and this isn't even on like anything real this is a this is still on his true social he i don't think he tweets or anything yeah he just puts it on that and then everybody takes it from that and puts it on that but this could even be fake for all we know true you know what i mean you can't believe anything new Gavin newsome is he's trying to pass a thing about um that you have to put a watermark that it's AI on stuff yeah i think that's good but i don't know i mean but that guy that guy

It's going to take them 12 years ago. I know, I know, I know. Yeah, which is. Good thought. I saw this thing about the property tax that they're trying to like take away the amount, the percentage, the limit the percentage that you can raise property tax. He's trying to demolish that. Oh, really? Jesus.

So we can just go up to whatever. Yeah. They just want to take people's homes away. It's such a fucking scam, bro. Yeah, property tax is the hugest scam. It's such a fucking scam, bro. It's so shitty. We're still renting.

Yes. Always. Even if you pay it off, you're still renting. Yes, unbelievable. Unbelievable. You know, what do you do? At least you're renting a fucking Hogwarts house. That's cool.

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like, you know, like when he was going, him and Rogan were going at it in the depressed, you know, he's always talking about California has this and has that. It made me think of Chris Rock's bit. So you want me give you credit for shit you're supposed to do. Right. This guy's always talking

about stuff he's supposed to do. Yeah, but all the shit he was saying, LA's already, it has nothing to do with him. I know, but I don't care about the good, like the good things, if you're,

if you're a government official and you want to get credit for like, hey, our schools are good. Hey, bitch, they're supposed to be. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? No, I want to talk about the homeless. Right. I want to talk about the high taxes. Don't tell me all the stuff that, hey, but we're doing this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's what you're, What are you a wife? You know what I mean? Oh my God. It's so frustrating. I just, yeah, look, they were both bad options. And I, you know, I.

It was like pick your poison. No, of course. Crack or meth. Yeah. And so I just. But the problem is, is the people that chose crack, they need to acknowledge. Yeah, this is really bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's all. I mean, I don't know how you look at this and you go. When the Democrats admit the entire fucking COVID thing was a scam and apologize for that shit. So neither side's going to apologize. No, I understand. And they should, dude. They should just be like, we fucked up. I know, especially people in power.

But it's just so weird, dude. There's so many people that I just, you know, it's crazy how politics. Like you can be wrong. I don't even mean real. I don't even mean real politics. There's like, I think there's a level of social media politics. Yeah. that, you know, that kind of like sway how we feel about things based off like, oh, well,

we think this is what stuff was supposed to be. Because like, I realized now it's like, you know, I saw somebody in a mask yesterday. Yeah. You know. Oh, God. I know, but you see, that should not be the feeling. I know. I know, I totally agree with you.

No, it is, though. It is, though. No, it should. But listen, Brett. People were wearing masks for other reasons before COVID. Yes. They're called Asians, Chris. Asians only.

Now that the white girl was green here. They were ahead of the curve. You think the mask is your issue? No, I get it. And not your cholesterol? My point is, even when you see an 80 year old with a mask on, you go, come on, bro. But it's like maybe, you know, who knows? But I think that's because of like, you know, what was going on, you know.

So now we're not like, right. We're not conditioned to be like, this is ridiculous. I'm not, you're not going to, I'm not disagreeing with you about the fucking hoax of or the craziness of how fucking COVID was, you know. but uh but you just want to look back and see some of those people but if you see a young girl in a mask or a young man in a mask if you see a young man in the mask like oh you're compromised you're a giant pussy that's what that's what you think yeah that's what you think and that's my point because it's true it's true most likely true no no some people have like autoimmune things most likely that's true

yeah yeah but most likely i know but but i still i don't like that i'm with you you know i don't like that that's my thought yeah yeah yeah When, when, when, when, I see that. I had this a visceral reaction when I know. It's, same. It's like, dude, they're just, do whatever you want. I don't give a fuck. Wear a mask.

Yeah, but it's like, you have this thing and I go, oh, that sucks. It's a, yeah, no, it makes me be like this fucking idiot. Dude, I look back, I was looking back on my podcast during 2019, you know, during that time. And then I just like, I want to just remember somebody's comments that people were saying. Oh, right. Right. You know what I mean? And I almost want to comment.

Hey, remember? Oh, that's so funny. Hey, remember this? Remember when you were saying this about the, you know, and I'm like, turns out you're full of shit. So like, Eric, you're in movies. You know what I mean? You can't be doing that. I know, I know.

I didn't do it. I'm just saying I want to do it. You know what I mean? It's just like, you know, you go, it's just weird like how politics shapes this, let's fake politics shapes things. You know what I mean? I know. And everybody's a part of it. Even like, you know that one Asian guy, Rogan loves?

I love that guy too. He's like. James Lee. James Lee the conspiracy guy. I love watching him. And then one time he had something when I was like, oh, you're bullshit too. You know, it's like, oh, no, you're putting up stuff that's like, okay, this is for content. And I'm like, oh, I hate that.

I hate that. I hate feeling that. It's like, come on, man. Like, we got to have something that's real. And it's like, you're on the internet and you're like, okay, now, and now you might say something. Like, say that Trump tweet is fake. Mm-hmm. How would we know?

and then somebody has to come out and be like nah man that wasn't real none of that was real it's almost too late yeah it's too late do you guys ever see that Michael Sarah video where he's like yelling at the director yeah yeah

I thought that was real it's fake yeah it's actually which one which one's fake Eric I mean this was a long time it was a long time it was just a fucking fake was it was that Batman yelling no no no no no no no no no no no no no this was uh it doesn't matter about 15 years ago yeah

no it wasn't Oh, no, no, no, no, this was recent. I missed the actor's name, though. Michael Sarah. Oh, yeah, I did see that. You know, so you go, you might be talking to somebody and be like, oh, man, did you see that thing? But somebody goes, somebody goes, well, that's AI, man. Now you're like, oh, no.

It's easier for humans to believe and remember the sensational lie than it is to remember the amendment afterwards. You just, you don't. Of course. Yeah, but like when you hear. fucking uh look when you hear you know uh this person fucking died or and he didn't you that's still richard gear remember when that thing was oh he puts gerbils in his asshole that's all fake no he doesn't i know but that's still the thing you're like oh because you don't you don't exactly you don't you don't remember the actual truth more than you remember the sensational life yeah but you know

why chris because i i think it's just in human nature where they want people that do do great things to fall. So it's like you see Michael Sarah's an asshole. Look at this. Yeah, of course. Yeah. It's fake. I heard he's a great guy.

They pick about three people that are beautiful no matter what. To that point though, this is what happens too. We don't know anything about that guy. And maybe you heard one story that you thought. Yeah. Or he wasn't nice to someone. You see a fake video and then you start to go, see that's fake. We go, well, it probably would have happened.

That's the next thing that happens. Oh, he probably would, you know. And that's how. stuff gets out of control. But I mean, it's like, what, I don't know, man,

it's, it's just frustrating because what's real, you know? And it's like, and the fact that things go out of the news cycle so fast. But you know what the answer is?

Don't, don't put too much emphasis on social media. Fucking touch grass. Go with your kids. Yeah, no. Fuck all this noise. I know,

but that's the way people consume all of their media now, man. It's not, it's not even just, that's how they get their news they get their information you know

you know what you know I want to ask you all something about this about AI you know so like I I redid my website you know it's boom love it whatever but in the future will we even need a website well I think the future is going to be you're going to have all your information on a cloud

okay because this is what I mean if Christa Lee is my favorite comic thank you the reason why you have a website to go, oh, let me see where Chris Dele is playing. Yeah. But if you have your own AI agent now, now I'm just going to go, hey, such and such, tell me where Chris is playing. Is he playing near me?

And what are the tickets cost? And what's the route to get there? Should I fly? Whatever. That's how things are going to go. Yeah. Like, you know, like if you're a website designer or creator right now, I'm so sorry. Oh, dude.

You're not sweating bullets. Your job's done. Literally your job's done. Like, and this happened in the last two weeks. Dude. And let me tell you something. And the shit is dope. Well, yeah.

It's better than a guy he hired earlier. I got so much stuff on this thing now. And it's so easy to change the stuff now, man. You know, you got your tour dates. You got, you know. By the way, I will be in this Instagram thing right here. Chicago, go to Chrissy. How did you do that?

See? The code made that for me. I asked for what I wanted. What you say? You can watch my specials on Tobe. What do you say? What do you say to it? No, because I go.

So I said, I want to put my Instagram thing. So it said, well, here's your options. You could do one way, you could go get one of those outside things. But I didn't like it because when you clicked it, it went to that website. And I wanted it to go to Instagram. So it gave me to step by step. I had to go get this API thing and put it on, you know. And then it said, okay, I'll format it for you how you want it.

And then boom, here it is. You know? And so, you know what I mean? And I got my cameo stuff on there. I keep ad stuff. I added my Patreon. I added a, I got my bio. I got my store.

I got my, and I'm like, okay. I'm saying this is how you do. What I'm saying that was like if you're a website designer now, yeah. How are you still in business? Because people don't want to, it's still too, it still seems too cumbersome for people,

but that's going away. Boom. Right. Yeah. But even, but that's the, that's the, that's the next evolution of this.

Yeah, something like what you're saying sounds right. And I don't think that the evolution of this is going to be this. Because right now, everybody that's selling AI, it's like the guy, it's like that, Asian guy that was like, learn how to make real estate, learn how to make money on real estate.

So he's making money off of telling people how to do it on real estate, but not real estate. That's what AI is right now. Everybody's making money on like, hey, you know, let me teach you how to do AI. Sign up for this. I could use some lessons. But once, but you know what right? You'd be surprised you actually don't need lessons. You could talk right to do it because they could teach you.

And the thing teaches you. Exactly. Like it was like there's this whole thing about because they had these credits for like Claude Code, for instance. It's like, you can only use it for this amount. They're capping it because they know they're like, wow, this is out of control. But you can tell the, I said to the thing, okay, let's maximize how we use this. Let's, you know, let's, let's, let's be more lenient on how we use these credits. And it's like, okay, boom, boom, boom. Credits? Yeah, because it's like, it's, it's, yeah, you can only use it for a certain number of time. And then once you've used up that, you have to

wait 24 hours or whatever, however long that. To do what? To use it again. Use Claude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if you pay for it. Even if you pay for it. Because, yeah, that's how they do. There's like, there's different tiers. That's how they're making their money. I'm assuming you have the $25 one. Yeah.

Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, and you know what? And I realize completely worth it if you're in that. Yeah, if you have a business. If you have a bit doing the thing. But that's like if you're paying it, because let me tell you something. For my, for the website now, I just go, now I just go, yeah, April 18th. I just got something.

I tell it. You tell what? You tell Claude. Yeah. I go, I'm going to be at the Ontario. Improv, April 18th, two shows. Here's the link. Okay.

And it put it in. And then it just shows up on your website. It just shows up on my website. When? Like this. Instantly, you know? Because I put my stuff in there. You know what I mean?

So since we're on my schedule, let's go to my schedule. Maybe make that podcasts. Yeah. Maybe make that podcast. Yeah. Hey, Claude, maybe make it podcasts. You know, my manager's assistant hit me up and was like, hey, it's artists with an S at the end space first and I didn't have it like that.

I said, oh my bad. Hey, that change, or any instance of this change it to this. And it did it. So I'm gonna be at the Ontario Improv, two shows, April 18th, North Iowa Comedy Festival, April 24th. Then in May, Raleigh Improv. And go down, Nick, go down.

And then if you wanna, if you want to see me with Matt Wright, I did this too. I just said, I said, I put it just picture of Matt and I said, like this. I said, look through my calendar of all the dates I'm going to be with Matt and make a list for me and put this picture up. And they were right? Yes.

Wow. Yes. So boom, and there it is. And I said, I don't need it too big. Just make it so people can see. You can also catch me with Matt on tour there. You know, so what I'm saying to get back to it is this is the kind of thing where you go, wow. Right, right.

Now the next step is like, now it's like, you know, video editing and all that kind of stuff. That still needs some work because the computer itself can't figure out. but what it can do is the base work for you. Yeah. So it's like, and I'm not scared of it. I just want to put this message out to people. Like, let's say you're a video editor, for instance. And you're trying to charge somebody, hey, I'll make clips for you.

Yeah. So now don't tell me you're going to make two clips a week. No. Use the goddamn AI and give me 50 because now I know how this shit works. $5. No, no, for real. Like it's dead because that's what it was. I remember when I was paying this girl.

and I realized the amount of money I was paying her I was like now I think about it now and I'm like oh my God that's outrageous So what I'm saying is like So it will help people with the base work And so now it's just like you use it You should all try to use it so you can improve what you do Also you're talking about

But also you're talking about I'm just saying if you don't If you're not on top of this now you're going to get left behind That's all I'm saying Terminator 2 But also you're talking about like AI advancing civilization to where you don't even really need money. Like,

like, like, like, like, okay. So, we'll be dead before that. No, you know, maybe, maybe, but maybe, no, maybe, maybe, you guys will for sure be. Ha ha. No, but like Elon Musk's, uh, he's, like, I wish he wasn't half the time crazy. I know.

You know what I mean? I wish he was half the time crazy because the dude does, he's on the cutting edge of certain things, right? But one of the things he said recently was, hey, uh, young kids today, don't go to medical school. You know? Absolutely.

He was like, don't go to medical school because, you know, in the future, it's going to be, we're going to have robots doing the stuff. And there's a part of it that you go, because I don't know if you've interviewed ever needed to go to the doctor. But people that need to go to the doctor for a certain thing, you have some ailment, that's when you find out they don't know what the fuck they're doing. That's when you find out. You go and they're like, oh, well, you're not sure, blah, blah, blah.

But then like, they send you to a specialist. They send you to a specialist. And then even that person's like, whatever. But now, now even the medical stuff on the AI is coming to the part where you're like, okay, here's my symptoms. Here's this. This is this. And then they'll give you a list of things it could be and this kind of stuff.

And so I think that the doctors, the doctors need to, are going to start using that stuff. Now, now when you're going to go into a machine, this is how I think is going to happen. That one you went to scan. Yeah. It's going to be that. Right. You go in, they go step in the machine. Corviva.

The Corviva. Tell me everything that's going on with you. then the AI is going to be able to instantly assess so many things. Now, Eric, there you have that. You know? They used to well, they have this alien. It's this huge, huge platform. It's an alien.

You get your blood work drawn. And then he goes through all your blood work and goes, you should be taking this. Increase this. Take this four times a day. Take this. But at this point now, when you go to the doctor, you almost want to be like, you almost want to be at the doctor and be like, yeah, where's the, where's your laptop with the chat GPT, bro? Right, right, right, right. Let's do this like this, you know?

Why go to them, though? Well, you still, I mean, because, listen, you still go to them because the AI up to this point is still saying bullshit. You know what I mean? Medicine. Also, it's like, you know, they're still saying prescriptions. Yeah, but the thing is still saying Charlie Kirk's alive. You know what I mean?

It's still saying stuff like that. So, you know what I mean? I'm just saying the AI is like still, but in the last week, like, I don't know if you guys have even, do you use Gmail? You use Gmail? I think so, yeah. Okay, go to your Gmail now. They got a little Gemini thing there now.

Now you just go, you click that and you go, hey, remember that email that my manager sent me about such and such? Bro. Like this movie I just did, I was like, damn, I can't find. I just went to the thing and said, yeah, find all the emails about the movie. What was my role? And where's the script? Right there.

It just goes through your email. They just changed me. Because I think I left my glasses at a hotel and I don't know which one, but I bet Chatsy B or Gemini could find it. Hey, if you go like this, hey, I was at, when I was in Memphis, yeah, yeah, I think my glasses at 2000 whatever. Can you see what, what hotel was I? Yeah.

That's what it's doing now. Oh, what? So I'm just saying like, even for, AI expert hose. No, I'm not. But even for you, Bernie, when it comes to like parts for cars. I used it this morning. Oh, dude, now you can go, hey, I have a, you know, 1957, such and such. what's that part on the carburetor that does this and that and it goes oh you're probably talking about this

and you can even do this now it's too many examples of Eric's game you can take pictures if you take a picture of the thing you put it in and it'll find out what the thing is I'm in for fucks him guys doing an infomercial if you're out there incorporated into what you do to make yourself and what you do more efficient talk into the camera and put the number on the bottom I didn't go to Eric Griffin.com to see what's possible. No, no, no, no. Make it just, we have to be more efficient. I know, I know, I know. I'm kidding. But I guess I will be in Chicago and San Diego.

But I bet you like you pay a guy to do your website. Thousands. Now you got to start going like this. Hey, what are you doing? Because now I would, can I do your website? Can you pay me the money? Yeah. Because I'm going to be doing it like this.

What do you need? Yeah. What do you need? Chris wants to do blah blah blah and you're gonna be like whoa no no Chris is a sucker yeah yeah yeah yeah you're like everybody should be calling their website guy now like yeah what are we doing heard about this cloud yeah what what are what are what are we doing right now because because I bet you they're using it well they definitely are I even have a I even have a mailing list now that the whole thing controls Jesus what and not from some site more

example my own Excel spreadsheet that goes in any Anyway, more examples. I just want you to be more efficient. I want all of you guys to be more efficient at what you do. It's, it's kind of, that's all it is. Now we're just moving forward. I was by, listen, man, I'm in my 50s. I can't be sitting around watching everything go by.

It sucks. You know what I mean? The next step is just this whole video editing and stuff. You know what I mean? It's tough. Claude, how, how can I get more people to my show in Columbus, Ohio next time? You know what? There's a thing called playing.

and it will give you a plan. There were too many empty seats. I didn't like it. Yeah. Oh, send that to Brian Callen right now. Oh, he should be looking at that because it does do that. It gives you like a move. Try this.

Try this. Try this. I mean. Have you thought about writing good standup? Hey, you know what? That's not what it is. No, I know. No, you've, well, obviously.

There's guys selling out and he's fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish it was that. Yeah. You know, I almost want to ask, hey, Clau. Hey, you know, perplex. I still love perplexity.

I never used it. It works with Claude, which is great. Oh, they're like a fucking gang. There you go. Oh, how can Chrissy get more people

at this show in Columbus, Ohio next time? Good question. It's a big 10 college town with 900,000 plus people in a strong comedy scene. 35 to 45 sweet spot. Venue sizing,

local media podcast push, pricing, timing a Thursday or Friday and Columbus competes with Ohio State sports. Boom. The real issue, though, what did it think? Columbus competes with Ohio State sports.

Look at the bottom one, Chris. No, I knew that that would come up. That's so silly. But even what it said there, though, is still smart. No, I guess. You know what I mean? But either, whatever. Yeah, they'll give you like you go,

check to cut, check to, you know, but now this is the kind of stuff. You would want your agent should be doing that. Oh no. Agents should be sweating bullets like those fucking artists. And fucking the people that make clips,

agents are irrelevant as fuck. Well, I tell you the ones that's going to go away to bookkeeping and tax people. Bye. Bye. I mean so many. Yeah. They're the ones that need to go.

Now you can go, all right, what's the tax, you know, tax codes here? How can I save money on this? What have I been spending on? It's doing all your expenditures.

It's doing all your like, you know what I mean? Yeah, there's so many examples. are excusing. Oh, sorry. All right. You guys still do local radio? I don't think I have. No, I mean, maybe once or twice. You know, it really depends on the club you go to because sometimes the club says they have a relationship with local radio or if they don't have a relationship because even the local radio realizes like they, you know, sometimes they're like they don't want to hear people talk.

They want to hear play music. It depends on the market. Yeah, there's still some big ones out there. Yeah. People still listen to the radio. New York. Yeah, I think people still like. Yeah, I guess. I mean, they say it helps. Yeah. Big boy radio still crushing it. Yeah. Breakfast club. Well, that's about all the examples.

Yeah. Yeah. And they listen on the radio. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, there's still people out there that feel the comfort from listening while they're doing stuff. You can't watch and do stuff.

Right. That's when we turn into Wally, you know. Yeah. I prefer to listen to baseball games on the radio. Yeah. You know. Well, those guys are entertaining. They have to be because baseball,

is so boring from step to step. You know, you have to be like, you know, they're saying so much. It has nothing to do with the, you know. Chris, what was it? And ball two here, ball two. You know, Barry Bonds used to take my wife out every Thursday night.

John, and then they go into the whole. John Cruck steps to the plate. He's got one testicle. He removed, they removed his testicle from cancer. He had a cancerous cell in one of his testicles. so I don't know if he's got a prosthetic in there or he just left it at one and strike one. You know what?

Those guys got the AI next to him now. Yeah. Everybody, they come to play. Give you some fun stuff about this guy. By the way, John Crook really did have testicular cancer, so it's not just me. Go to Christelia.com right now, St. Louis, Little Rock, Sacramento, San Diego, Schaumburg.

And then Eric Griffin. com. Johnberg, which they call Chicago, but it's not. Go to Eric. Yeah, it's crazy. Go to Eric Griffin. com too and looking for my tour dates I'll be in Ontario Improv

April 18th two shows one night and then I got a bunch of other stuff coming up too so go check that out North Iowa Comedy Festival Raleigh Improv the Comedy Store in La Jolla Mothership Kill Tony I'll be on that that's what Tony said but I have to make

confirm again Well you're selling tickets so you'll be there We'll see Yeah mothership's great And then comics comedy club in October I'm going way ahead and I'll be filling in things you'll see. This is October.

This is October. This is October. Baby. It'll be up to date and ready for you. So EricGurfing.com. And join the mailing list too on the front page. That's why I can. Too much.

You're too many examples. As much crap as people have been talking to me from these comments about my website. What you got to say now? What you got to say now? How about them apples? All right, boys. Thanks, guys. Love you.

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