The Golden Hour - These Are FACTS | The Golden Hour #89 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

The guys talk Trump attack conspiracies, prophets predicting the trump attack, Biden's mental capacity, Ingrid Andress's viral National Anthem performance, multiple celebrity passings, old sex therapists, Beverly Hills Cop's ridiculous stunt scene, James Bond stuntman jumping on real crocodiles, Alec Baldwin Trial, Kam Patterson going viral and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Trade Coffee - https://drinktrade.com/GOLDENHOUR to enjoy 30% off your first order when you subscribe. Quince - https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

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No, but I had a long night What would you do? Work full You met a nice young fellow? Work Went to the gang thing? You had a gang meeting. No, no, okay What that Trump rally what's up Doug, all right, you ready? Yeah, we're ready. Are we going Nick we bingo? Yeah

I like the con chin gay stuff You know what I always know when Nick's in a mood, you know, I mean I like You know what I always know when Nick's in a mood, you know, I mean That's his vibe. Yeah. Yeah, thanks in the mood. He already told us like yeah short break for you guys Hey guys, no lunch you try and get her again Yeah, he's taking a big he's like middle management right now. I'm sick of our shit right now Yeah, man, sick this bullshit. Sure. So man, what's up, man? World's crazy, huh? Well, yeah, guess, you know, but listen, they got a good thing. They got secret service for a reason. Oh, what's that reason? I mean, because

they get death threats all the time. This is just the first time somebody they didn't catch this guy, which is kind of crazy. The guy climbed on the frickin roof. You know what I mean? What's going on with that Oh my god, what do you say it you're okay, so you're also know you're vibing Dude I go off you think to see you think the secret service went like this. Oh, we see him I'm not gonna do anything about it. Is that not strange to you? It was strange. I do agree It's the it's the most important area that's less than 200 yards away and and you know what they said? It's just a lapse. Oh, yeah, man. Those guys are

Wait, no those people still They still grabbed him and surrounded him after eight shots I know then they then they they killed the guy Yeah, but this is the thing though. All right Everybody's vibing. Okay. So there's no no no Instantly people were vibing like it's a setup. It's not real. That's wild Okay, and then like the dinner people died and they were like, oh, maybe it wasn't real But he or or they're just evil and they said like that's how you really prove it you kill someone, right? But then here's the thing, after all the vibes,

and then you see this kid, because the real vibe would be, it should be some 45 year old, militant, antifa guy, who's on the roof doing this. No, it's some weirdo kid, 20 year old, look at him! What? Like, were you not shocked when you saw who it was? No I wasn't. Oh I was. Like are you shocked when you see like a reddit troll? Like that? Oh okay. Uh huh. That makes sense. But not only that, he gave $15 to the Democratic Party in 2017. But for him to be a registered Republican, what's going on? And then his parents are registered Democrats. He's also a registered Republican. He registered

in what they say 2016. So that would have made him he's 20. So all that's a little suspect. And then also he's in a BlackRock commercial. strange, then also he's in a very popular, you know, gun shirt. All of it's a little weird, all of it's a little strange. And then I saw one dude who either former Secret Service or current Secret Service, he goes, this isn't gonna trend or be sexy, here's what happened. He goes, of course, he goes secret service, because you know, they know where Trump's gonna be months to years prior on the- On the stairs. Years?

They say eight to 12 months before it's planned out, they go scout the location. Right, right, right. And that roof was the number one spot. They're like, if you're gonna take him out, that would be what you wanna focus on. Okay, cool, put no one up there, interesting. Now, this dude's going, I know this isn't sexy. It's not a conspiracy. It was so hot out there.

They decided to take the guys down from that roof. You know, so those guys were down resting. There's people saying that they saw the guy climbing up. Oh, there's video of it. There's videos of civilians, just casuals. They're going, uh, man's on the roof, man's on the roof. There's also a cop that went up there he pointed the gun at him he ran back down the the it's weird this is weird yeah yeah yeah yeah you've all or whatever one of them bitches yeah all of it's just strange man now could it be incompetence sure i guess i'll tell you right now though uh the secret service the head of Secret Service

They hired this woman right because they're trying to go all woke a few years ago So they tried to go all woke and have like more females and you know Let's put Indians and Asians in there and if I'm Trump I'm like, I just I don't give a fuck who they are I just want the best people in there and they saw how they reacted. He's that one girl Dipped behind Trump like she's like bent down like Jesus Christ like not prepared not prepared Wait, wait, wait, and then also you're I'll tell you right now. This is what I do if I'm Trump I'm running that bitch like it's the Tropicana in Vegas and it's the fucking girl show in the 80s You bitches are weighing in if you're five pounds over you're not on my intel

Like how is that Secret service so out of shape? Of course they're not gonna act fast. Well okay I hear your vibe in right now but or facts. Let me just say this when is the last time, look at the subnet, when's the last time there was an assassination attempt? Reagan in general. Reagan. Reagan. So we're talking that's what 40 years ago. So I get that kind of idea that like maybe the Secret Service are like, you know, you can't I have a coast Coasting like you think it's gonna be about the hate with Trump like we knew this was coming. Hold on. Hold on Hold on. Hold on a second here. Not at his rally, but I mean

Was there even an assassination? Of the last few presidents, who do you think, if you had to guess, would have an assassination attempt against them in this country? Trump, number one. Most people that follow Trump assume this and predict it. You don't think Obama would be the number one answer? Nah, nah, uh-uh.

Now that's a vibe right there. I don't think so. If anybody was gonna get an assassination attempt in this freaking- Because he's black? Yeah! No, I don't think so. If anybody was gonna get an assassination attempt in this freaking- Because he's black? Yeah! No, I don't think so. But then also Secret Service, they were on it, right? So there was even thought of.

Well, these Secret Service guys are all saying that they love Trump, that he's got a relationship with them. He knows them by name and stuff. Yeah, but you might have one. You might have one, the Biden cabinet's like, yo, Doug. The Biden cabinet, come on. Bud, come on.

You think, do you, okay, You know how horrible those people are? You think that somebody, well, you know, I wouldn't put past any, and I also wouldn't pass them for this being fake too. And I- No, this ain't fake. Oh, wait, wait, hold on a second.

So you're telling me that the Biden administration of the two administrations, they're the evil one, and this is the moral one is on the other side Oh, no, I think they're all I think both can be this is see I don't think this is see that now you vibe it No, but I say that's fake what so let's say that someone in the Biden administration had him try to get him assassinated You think that that do you know Hillary Clinton's record? Brendan that's part of the that's part of the crew. Oh

They're all bad. Okay, but- But to say this is fake is wild. And it's not Biden administration, it's deep state. Come on, Aaron. I'm just saying, dude. And they're- And deep state-

Anything is possible is all I'm saying. I'm not saying that that's not possible. What I'm saying is- The one thing I want to entertain is that that's fake. It's like, dude, a father to two girls, you know, he's a former firefighter, died. To say it's fake and there's a... That's how evil people are. Maybe.

Is to get people to say this kind of stuff. That's what you would do. If I was writing a movie script, if I was writing a movie script, remember that? Did you see Jack Reacher, the first one? I refuse to watch those, no. Oh, it's great. I'm talking about the movie with Tom Cruise. No, no, no.

What a plot of that is like, the plot of that is like they killed seven people, but they were killing one person in particular to distract people. For sure. So all I'm saying is if you were writing a movie script, that's all I'm saying, this is what you would do. What do you tell the 20 year old though?

Hey man, so you can get up there. We're gonna make you the villain. We're gonna shoot you in the face though. No, no, no, no, no that kid might be a patsy He might have been he might not be the real shooter. I see nighttime Nighttime about that jfk stuff. That's what i'm saying. But this isn't this ain't no first of all This ain't no jfk assassination attempt in the jfk assassination attempt. They they killed him attempt. In the JFK assassination attempt, they killed him and they killed the guy that killed him and they locked the records away for 80 years. This ain't that. The end of the day, the thing that they need to answer for is the number one target if you're an assassin is that top of that roof and nobody's up there and civilians and police

warned the Secret Service and nobody did anything. That's my number one thing like what the fuck's wrong there incompetence it was hot man they went down that don't work for me that don't work for me yeah I don't know that works for me no no because like even with our even with our like like no knowledge of how all this works we watch enough movies to know when we see that we go, the first question you ask, just as a civilian, how's that roof not covered? But the thing though is like, it was covered in a sense that the snipers were there.

Why'd the snipers take so long? Like they're looking around and then they were able to kill him like this? Well, he got eight shots off. That's what's weird. No, but yeah, so. That's what's weird. All of it's fucking just. What kind of rifle was that that he got eight shots off Yeah, so that's what's weird all the all that's right. What was that? Did he got eight shots off? Before these professional snipers went like this

Boo-pow one shot so he was like cool cool cool cool cool, but I'll tell you right now They're like the shots weren't even like that. It was like I'll tell you right right now What's what's going on with this boy? Did the Democrats fucked up say they're behind don't matter if they're behind Or not boy did they fuck you woke up a sleeping giant? Because because people aren't paid but really like you the Republicans you look at the midterms don't really came out and vote We thought they thought they had almost said we really yeah, I'm definitely a Republican But they thought we you know we had in the bag so they didn't come out and vote now you woke up a sleeping giant

You woke up sleeping giant. This is what I'm saying now how they came steal the election. He's up by so much usually So when you steal election, you gotta be around three to five percent You gotta be around three to five percent. I've seen a lot of there's a number of polls that it's like they still it's still Very close, which is crazy. I'll pull one up, but you guys got to see this. This is this has to do with Trump I've only seen it shared a couple times, but look at the date on this YouTube video, and this is some whack job, but listen to him. All throughout America, all throughout,

and I saw Trump rising up, and then I saw an attempt on his life. This bullet flew by his ear, and it came so close to his head that it busted his drum. Damn. And I saw he was, he fell to his knees during this timeframe and he started worshiping the Lord.

He got radically born again during this timeframe. I'm talking, people say he's saved now, but he becomes really on fire for Jesus for what I saw coming. Facts. And then I saw people interceding when he, and I see him, I saw him win. You're not this guy's target audience.

Is that what he said? And then I saw people interceding when he, and I see him, I saw him winning the presidency through great. Isn't that fucking nuts? It's wild. Now can he see he's gonna have diabetes in two years? I can't actually see that coming.

Does he see high blood pressure in his future? Dude, what do you think, like, let's, you know, like, in the moment, you know, he was probably, like, feeling himself, and I get it, like, you know, he did the bullets, and he's like, it was a great, you know, great moment. He was like, if you could hear his mouth, he'd be like, fuck y'all!

You know what I mean? He said fight. Fight, most American thing of all time I get I get that was great but the next day I mean I wonder what he was thinking about like scared I mean right did you did you watch the you probably be scared the Republican Convention last night you watch it no it's the first time looking like oh yeah yeah you can tell it had its effect on him of course he's drained like emotionally drained. That's tough, man.

And my wife was like, God, he looks tired. I'm like, someone just tried to shoot him in the face. Yeah, let me just say. And then he has to go straight to here. Yeah, let me tell you something. I'm like, I'm no fan of either one of these guys. The political landscape sucks. Both these old fucks need to go away, right, in my opinion.

But I don't want to, like I think that was terrible. I think that was a terrible thing that happened. And it's like, and all this stuff is awful that's been going on, man. Just like, like you say, like, you know, everything that happens seems to be like, well, Trump, more Trump, more Trump, you know, now he's, you know, trying to put him in jail,

all this kind of stuff that's been going on. Just the way it's been done is like poorly executed. That's what I'm saying though, is like, whoever, if it is, let's say if it is the Democrats, or if they're the deep state, which are, to me it makes more sense that the Republicans are deep state, they probably really working together, in my opinion.

Whoever the deep state people are, they working together, you know what I mean? But this doesn't see, whoever's in charge. They're panicking right now. This is terrible. Or this is what they want.. This is it was that they're doing what they don't want this They're doing whatever they can make sure Trump doesn't win because right he goes against the system Yeah, but they can and this is what I'm saying. This is not this is not him way up Did they these both these candidates suck and no matter what happens is still gonna be this

Yeah, I will guarantee by November that that trumps up by more than five. I don't especially now. And all this. You would think that it would already be that these polls are always a little off. You can never trust the polls. But here's the point with all this. Here's the point with all this is since Trump went through this, I think it unified a lot of people, especially on the Republican side who were who weren't like two on board with

Trump. Now they're on board with Trump now They're on board with Trump right so they're gonna go out and vote it ignited this fucking unification of America Democrats are in Democrat But I think even some on the borough I can fuck with that dude So now remember the Democrats, you know and the Republicans back in the day But Democrats, you know, they want to do this mail-in voting ballots And you know, you don't need this mail-in voting ballots and you know You don't need a an ID to vote all this horrible shit to steal the election But now I'm telling you by that that's a whole vibe because then we could talk about gerrymandering and all that

We can for sure. Yeah, we can well that's that's a very like a whole public a white people Let me finish this make sure that black people can't vote properly Making sure that black people can't vote properly. You know how Rogan said stop talking about that? You know how Rogan said don't talk about that stuff? You shouldn't talk about that stuff. Black people can vote now, dog. I'm saying you shouldn't talk about it. We shouldn't talk about that kind of stuff.

About mail-in ballots? You know what? All of the election stuff is bad, dude. Hold on, hold on. I need an ID to drive a car, but I don't need an ID to fucking vote for the President of the United States? You need to stop talking about this stuff. All the stuff about the election stuff is bad on both sides none of its good

okay but don't know if it's not act like it's like the Democrats are the only ones stealing election no I got you but you're selecting what you want to hear no you just said you're not you didn't say No, I said they both do it Republicans gonna steal this election we need Chris yeah Get him on a zoom call right now The point is point is they're they're gonna try and steal the election. He's gonna be up by so much It's literally impossible. It'd be too obvious. So that's's out the window now I don't think that's gonna happen at all. It can't. I don't think it's gonna be he's not listen both these candidates are terrible and the fact that what's his face the the bad voice guy is still in the the race he's taking votes to he's

it's like 40 40 10 10 15 to him know? It's like he needs to endorse someone, but anyways, look, I think this is much to do about nothing. I think that Trump is gonna win, and in four years, he's gonna go away. And then we're gonna move on with our country like we always do. And the economy be booming, and it'll be cool. Whatever, hey, you better check your accounts.

The economy's booming now. The stock market is on fire. Inflation would beg to differ. No, no, no, no. The middle of America, middle class people, yeah, they not doing well. You talking about the majority of Americans? The majority?

Well, I'm just telling you, the economy's doing great. I think that. My shit is up 20%. Our economy's doing great. I think- My shit is up 20%. Our economy's doing great. Well, based off you personally. But, and everyone I know that is investing in the stock market. Literally everyone I know that is investing

in the stock market. Their account is doing great. That's fine. Both sides are for the rich to get richer, man. 100%. Anyways, I just feel like they think, I think Trump is gonna do what he does and then he's gonna go away. I don't think he's gonna become a dictator. I don't think he's gonna do away with term limits and all that stuff. I think he's just gonna be like, hey, let me do this. He's gonna be like, hey, let me talk to my guy. Hey, dude, get out of Ukraine.

He'll get us out of Ukraine. He's gonna have... you tighten the borders. Yeah, whatever the things he wants. That's all we need. He'll do it and then he'll go away. Then we'll have someone else will be there in four years. You know what the thing is? He would have he if all this nonsense about trying to put him in jail and all this stuff, he wouldn't, he wouldn't have a chance. He would have had a chance. He would have got demolished because even people in the Republican Party don't like it. But you know what? There's people I respect on the Republican side that I hear them talk

and they're very much like voting for him regardless of what people say about his morals and all that kind of stuff. They still go, yeah, but I think he's going to be better for the country. There's got to be, it's part of you that's got to go, let me listen to this people. You know, it's not, not everybody's wrong. You know what I mean? But people can't. People just cuz you both for trying to support him it don't mean you're a bad person did there's other things you

think about that that they go into a play but people go into teams and they just can't give up the respect to the other team yeah I mean I suffer from myself oh we know yeah I mean I'm always on the right side so much suck for you guys you mentioned gerrymandering have you ever seen the city limits of LA yeah it's crazy just like goes down to the beach with like a straight line mm-hmm it's just so they don't have to pay like poor taxes Pretty wild guys Good shit Nick

Good shit, I texted him Good shit Yeah, I think times are gonna get wild man and when people talk about civil war Mike Good luck with that. Yeah, no one, no one. All conservatives. First of all, no one cares that much. People like their life, man.

Agreed. Like they thought that when Trump, like there was this whole like, oh, when Trump didn't win, and all the people that think that election was stolen, all those people that, they're gonna rise up. Nobody cares. No, there's about 13.

Hey, check this out, check this out. Nobody cares about this assassination attempt. It's not changing people's lives people's lives. I see I don't think it changed their lives. I think it Man, no, no, that's what I'm gonna saw I'm saying I'll know we don't know people don't care as much as people think they care Especially on the route the rights not gonna do a lot of protests in the streets and it's just not what it's not what people do well, yeah People on the right go we don't protest That's just not what. That's not what people do. Well, yeah. Okay, go ahead. People on the right.

Oh my God. We don't protest. We don't do all that bullshit. What are they doing? They're in the middle of America on their farms. Making money. Paying the bills. Not making money.

Yeah, struggling to make money. Yeah. It's all weird. It's all fucking weird. But I do this Trump thing, what it did is you'll see on social media too, like people now who are like just kind of quiet in the closet Trump supporters now they're like he took a bullet fuck it the people I didn't think about all right man I'm on Trump's side like well

look at you yeah you're not the clock Elon Musk just basically he was like like he's like I am a Trump supporter and goes I know $45 million a month he's given to his thing 45 a month month, god damn, Elon. 45, can you imagine giving somebody, you have enough money to give somebody 45 million. And I didn't think about it. And, that dude is rich. Fuck, he's rich.

But I think that's pretty much like, I think he's just. And you see Biden's team? He said, I'm done with Twitter. He basically said, I don't mind that I'm gonna lose all my investment in that company because that's it for it. Yeah, but you see Biden's team now, right? It took away the whole narrative of Biden being senile

and having basically Tourette's and just not being able to remember shit. Tourette's, he has Tourette's now? Having dementia, name something, everybody has it, right? Shaking all the time. So it went from that to now it's just folks on Trump. What's worse, what's worse?

That he can't remember things or if he was just up there like, America, fuck, fuck! That would be better. Cause we'd like, I'd go hell yeah, this is hilarious. A president with Tourette's would be, but this is the thing too though, that it's doing for this.

It's like now the Biden campaign, they have to stop calling him evil and stop, they have to stop all that. They have to change their tactic of how they're talking about him, which I think is good. On both sides shouldn't do this. Because they said Biden called up Trump

and Trump was like, he was super nice. I bet Biden was like, holy shit, this got out of hand, man. They shoot now? No, but the thing is, you know the something they said that he's never done was like, he was super nice. I bet Biden was like, holy shit, this guy had a hand, man. They shoot now? Are we shooting? You know, there's something they said that he's never done is like, when he was giving his little speech, he said, I called Donald, he called them Donald.

Because behind closed doors, they're probably like, They're all on the same team? They're probably like, yo, what's up, man? That's a fraternity. Yeah, well, there's only been how many presidents? 46, 47, whatever it is. So the only person you can talk to that understands everything,

that's why Bush and Obama became really good friends. Because that's the only person you can be like, imagine you finally see the JFK files. You can't call anyone. The only person you can call is the guy that you get, yo dude. There's about five people and he's talking about that secretly. He's like, why? You talk about that secretly.

He's like, did you see that shit? Because the rest of them are dead. You know what I mean? It's only, who's the, you can talk to Carter, Reagan's dead, who's alive? Clinton, Obama, Bush. Bush. You know, the senior Bush died, right?

Yep, he's dead. Yeah, there's only like six guys alive that like understand what you're going through. They can gossip about? That's why Chin and I are so tight. Fraternity, producers fraternity. Nick's calling Jamie bro, right? You believe this shit? Yeah, when they start talking about shit,

you don't wanna hear it. Let's start a union. When they go to lunch. Yeah, it's a wild time, bro. It's wild, it is wild, dude. It is wild, you know, and I'm listening, like I don't lean any which way. I'm really just like,'t lean any which way. I'm really just like, like I say, they both should go away.

We need to find a young Republican and a young Democrat to come in here. Where are they at? This is Jimmy Carter's crib. I just love this picture, because they look so tiny. It's just because of the wide angle lens. Oh, right. And they do look tiny. No, his wife looks so small. It's just because of the wide angle lens. Oh, right. It was a nice wide.

His wife looks so small. Is this a Lord of the Rings movie? It looks like two hobbits with the. Like is he at the Shire? Yeah. It's Jeff Dunham's openers. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. But then. Nick would have a funny one. But then it also looks like the set of Get Out. Yeah. Like that house looks creepy as fuck. Yeah. I don't know. That bullshit drawing. Did you see? I don't know. I know you didn't watch this, but did you see George Stefanofaloufopoulos' interview of Biden? Yeah. And Biden called him out. No, no, no. Like what are

we doing here? No, no, dude. I, you know what I thought about it? It was like, I thought, oh, maybe Biden's not senile. He'susional what's worse that's what I want to ask you what's worse because he would not answer the question he was being very much a politician he was being very much like he said would you take a cognitive test he goes I take a cognitive test every day when I'm I'm talking to the Russian guy I'm talking I was like oh he don't want to answer the question so it made to me I me, I was like, oh, he's not dumb. He's, like, what's worse than he's being like, like he's delusionally thinks that the polls are wrong,

that he's gonna win, that everything he's doing is okay. Is that worse than him being like, you know, fumbling words and being old? The thing is, it's both. Debate club. Boom. It's both. I think it's a dash of both. To me I also think before they walk him out to the interview they tell him points so he'll remember that in the in the minute but then he's flubbing the words because he's old man. I feel bad for him. I bet he gets back and he takes his shoes off. He's like, fuck, bro. Right. I got like three more years of the,

of just chilling with good health. Like fuck dude. To me he should just lean into being old and we'd be fine with that. Like you don't gotta pretend like you can golf and do all this stuff. I love seeing it. Hey Nick, you should pull up the footage of Trump playing golf and Biden playing golf. These two are terrible. What I'm saying is like, just lean into it. He should just be sitting there like, look, man, I'm old, but I'm all here still.

Yeah, I'm talking to people. I'm doing my thing, but they got me walking around and stuff. You should be like, it's a lot of shit. It's a lot. Everyone has grandpas out there. Do they not fumble the word? It happens. It's not like I'm here. I'm good, man into that lying, but yeah Boy out to lunch

Even fumbled when he addressed the assassination even fumbled that yeah, I'm sorry. They tried to kill Martin Luther King It's all wild it's all wild are you said but like who knows I mean Do our do the people that watch this show our fan base? Do you guys vote? That'd be a good question Do you even vote are you voting put on put on the gram? Yeah, are you going out to vote? Are you really gonna vote? Have you voted? When's the last time you voted? I mean, you know, that's the thing too man's most people don't vote when you look at the and then they complain the voting But yeah, that's why I'm saying like I'm like, you know, you should vote especially for governor I mean if you've seen what?

Newsome just passed that law in public schools in California What do you do now? I can that shit up Nick. This guy's bad that dude's so evil Yeah, let's take a little break bud, let's take a little break, bud. Let's take a little break. I'll tell you what, I bet Chris D'Alea could use this right now. He's flying back from Australia. He's gonna be dog tired. He needs good coffee.

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It was actually an important episode. I know, there's some gems in there, but bro, no action? No dragon, no one got stuck? This reminds me of Break, it reminds me of Walking Dead, No action? No dragon, no one got stuck? This reminds me of a Walking Dead, where it was like, sometimes I used to say there needs to be more zombie kills versus dramatic shit going on.

The ratio gotta be higher for me. At least a little. So I know what you're saying. This season's been slow, bro. No, I think the last few episodes have been really great. Last one that's one was fire. This one is I think is one of those ones were like, okay We got to set up with the pieces that are moving because you know, we need to know what's his name Is he's really trying to be king? Yeah, you know, I mean thing, you know what I get can't get past that. That's his Nice nice his first niece to how they did it back then.

I know but back then, this is not a real thing. Well, still during those times, medieval times, they were talking. But it's like, you know. But it could be like Breaking Bad where it's like budget cuts, you know, where they only have a certain amount of money. I know it's HBO.

That's why I tell myself, like the fly episode on Breaking Bad, that almost made me quit the show. I was like, oh this is is but that was different. They got a different budget over here at HBO Oh, they've been they've been getting $15 a month from us for 25 years They always have money these episodes cost like 30 million. Look it up Nick. I think they're like Episode I think per episode they cause you know, the dragon is the most expensive thing and that the NC No, I don't know because no dragon. I think it's like a lot. I don't know the dragon is the most expensive thing and that the NC no I don't know because no dragon. I think it's like a lot I don't think the dragon is the most expensive thing I think it's like there's constant CGI going on because none of these places exist

It's real to me I Hate that that's why I pay for the Apple thing I have the news because you can get like you get the, you get the news, you get two terabytes, you get Apple TV at all for a certain price a month. It's worth it. And you get Apple music. But if you're on a desktop browser? You can sign in to your Apple.

When you go sign in, and you go- From Chrome too, or just Safari? Yeah, from your Me account. No, no, even in Chrome. Nerdin' out. Yeah, save it for your podcast. Nerdin' out. How HBO kept it for your podcast. Nerd and out. How HBO kept House of Dragon cost under $20 million

per episode. That means it ain't going to be good. That's still a lot of fun. $20 million? What was Game of Thrones? Like $100 million episode? Season 8? I think it was like, you know, that's crazy.

Game of Thrones, $100 million per season, per episode, prize tag being roughly at $6 million in season 1. Rose to $15 million for the eighth season finale. Wow. Do you, cause you watched it recently, season one, do you like notice it being not quite as cinematic or like,

do you notice the $6 million budget compared to the 20? Yeah, I do actually, when you think about it, because it's all about the, to me it's all about like, like the shots where they're showing a lot of stuff like that and skate Yeah, landscaping and stuff like that because on that in the season one whatever episode Remember that the fucking white walkers finally show up right when they it's like we've been waiting eight seasons and these motherfuckers finally show up Yeah, I thought that that was it was cheap like it was always like

Pieces or just is here. Yeah, no, I'm just talking about the Scope. Oh, yeah, it wasn't like a big battle scope like Lord of the Rings We saw this big army coming it was always very piecemeal and I thought I was like Oh the first thing I think of is budget. I always think I did that cheap but that that season a like Jesus Christ, man They had too much money my damn the dragons a white walker now that shit must have been so expensive burning down the wall and shit I don't know if that's the expensive stuff so much as like I think that like the unreal looking things I think that all that the cheaper stuff I think it's like to try

to make stuff not look like CGI I think that might be the more expensive but who knows I'm not an expert. I know Slight flex I flew on a plane with the creators or the guys who directed or produced whatever, you know They didn't originally write it But I flew on the plane a private plane with the two guys and they were saying the biggest one of the biggest budget Cut nut cuts with the biggest budget hits was all the livestock all the horses and all that shit He was like you're talking about thousands of horses. He's like it's exhausting But that's what I'm saying. You have to have handlers for them

That's what I'm saying people teach him to ride then you gotta feed them fucking horses. Yeah, he was like, that's a disaster So who knows, you know, it's like we never want to work with horses again Yeah, he's a nightmare when there's always that one person like they killed all I've been on a bunch of sets Like when there's I tell you what's a nightmare is when there's a kid on set So when there's a kid on set there's strict rules about how you like how long you can you didn't work at Nickelodeon, you know Okay, you got me again Kidding Nickelodeon man. So I remember I did this movie and you know

we're supposed to get these scenes done but there's always a person there who's like, this is like the Nazi and they're very much like it's almost 10 minutes. Brad has mouth. Brad's got to go to sleep, you know, and it's, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare because like you can't, you know, you're a slave to that.

You can't do anything like you like sometimes it's like, you don't even get stuff done. Does adults, you just grind. Yeah. Get the scene. Yeah. You don't finish, you don't finish scenes because it's like, well, we had to do this in the morning because you know, so it's like, Ooh. So I'm saying those kinds of things make the budget. Right.

That's what I want to know when you, when you want like, uh, I mean, in the house of dragons, they do up another movie. When you see a baby, it's like a real baby. What parents gave up their child? No, no. With a house of drag, a lot of times it's twins. Okay. A lot of times, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, twins. No, no, you turn out normal. They have twins I've been on I did a movie where the the the mom that the parents are there and they just switch out the babies still wild

No, but but it's like it's only for like when you really see a baby baby It's gonna be like just a load of a close-in scene the moment with the baby and then everything out fake and then it's fake Yeah, everything I'll tell you I'll tell you did budget cuts with that baby American sniper You ever seen that scene where they had to fake, baby? I was what oh hey come on is a couch patch kid And she's like holding it with one arm and his legs like flailing and he's plastic. I hate that it's like come on guys Oh, that was though. You know I'm talking about Nick an American sniper when they use the fake, baby I have actually seen how the Cooper was oh you're communist

He's the fake baby. I actually was holding a Bradley Cooper was oh you're a communist They said it like he has said like the greatest American sniper of all time. You won't go see the movie. I'll watch it tonight You won't I don't think I'll tie but I'll watch it I'll tell you what rallied everybody together was Trump getting shot in the air But what brought everything back down is that girl singing the national anthem at the home run derby last night. Hey man! Oh that's right you into baseball. Love it. Dude hey man! Have you heard her sing? No I just I'm so... This might be the Roseanne was bad when she did the seventh inning stretch this takes the cake. She put out a statement too, did you see it? She put out my bad, Trump 2024. Hours through the perilous fight

It's a little girl. No, no, it's a grown woman. She won a Grammy too. For the ramparts we watched Oh God, I can't, I can't. Oh no, it gets worse. This is in Texas mind you. She's lucky she didn't get shot in the air. And the rocket's red glare This is in Texas mind you. She's lucky she didn't get shot in the air I might as well do it I don't think so, bro. I want that. I want that shop all-star jersey. I'll fucking go sing like this Oh, I want to hit that go ahead. I'm not gonna bullshit. Y'all. I was drunk last night. I'm checking myself

That's how you handle it. That's so good. I'm not gonna bullshit y'all, I was drunk last night. I'm checking myself. That's how you handle it. That's so good. I'm not gonna bullshit y'all, man. I'm not gonna handle it. That's what Biden should do. Yes. I'm not gonna bullshit y'all, I was drunk last night. I'm checking myself in a facility today to get help I need.

That was not me last night. Apologize to the MLB, all the fans, this country. I love you so much for all that. I'll let y'all know how rehab is. Can we like, go to our Instagram Did you skip the word rendition? Oh, I love so much for that It's so bad, this is so bad

Oh my god, I like that she Hammond I'm gonna rehab no, no, I think this is the way to handle this 100% good for her Like that's such a vulnerable thing to put out like that's like you just she just revealed everything about herself And even if it's not true her PR team deserves a fucking you the real MVP. Yeah, the Democrats need to call that PR She doesn't even drink yeah I've been sober all her life we just found that she really can't sing and it's all auto-tune true but what's her what is she really can we hear what it actually sounds like they did they didn't get the right note on auto-tune so when she's trying to hit the note it hit another note

that's what it sounds like I'm not kidding I think there might have been autotune was trying to keep up like we can't Usually the autotune thing needs you to program the note. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah what what key you're gonna be in? So she might have been a different key what though that is one of the most hardest songs to sing It's a memorize all lyrics to yeah. Yeah, but I bet her PR team was like do we go you're going to rehab? We go with you. You're coming out as trans. What are you feeling here? What's gonna get America on our side? Jim compared to Whitney Houston, bro Yeah, that was a she was a drunk. Yeah, but Recorded I think they even still I don't think she could be recall. It was amazing though. Yeah, that's what I heard It was rest in peace talk about vibing but no was amazing

Because there's so much to yeah, yeah, and by the way a lot of TV shows they just do the same thing Yeah, especially in Korea. Yeah. All right. I'd rather have that than that bullshit Everyone was like we record this ho, you know, I mean MLB was like She should have like that Can you see I'm angsty as fuck, you know? But even that, who watched that Tiny Desk performance? Like, man, she can, she has the pipe. Well, does she have music out?

Like, I never heard of her before. What is she known for, besides being a drunk? She's gotta be in stuff if she's that tiny. You don't mess with the national anthem in Texas. And like, not, like, you know. Well, remember when the girl messed up the lyrics That happens all the time. It's a tough song What's her number one song Nick more hearts than mine, let me hear it well

Listen on patreon or we'll have to cut it out cut it out. Let me just hear for a second 150 I'm giving the editor more work 151 million. You know? Jeez. Let's go to Patreon. Why are you giving the editor more work? Okay, stop it. Yeah. Never heard of it. Let's take a little break, man, because whenever you're gearing up for your next trip, deciding what to bring is always stressful.

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This is a chin thing. She doesn't sound like a vocalist. She sounds like she can sing, but not. She's not a great singer. She doesn't sound like a like a real singer. singer yeah, it's not like she could sing in church She knows only she just sounds like it's like a thing where she can get a guitar and singing like with three three notes And just like him, you know, it sounds like she's lost. It's just like man. It's not even like she That's why she got drunk

Cuz she was like I can't sing this song Or at all and she's like fuck I went down this career path Berkeley parents pay for all these goddamn lessons by all tiger feels about baseball my parents made all these goddamn lessons I'm forced to sing. I can't sing. I wonder if her parents were there I wonder if like her friends were there course they're all watching that must have been just yeah These two was the whole I bet you for the actual all-star game tonight They're gonna have like fucking Ruben stuttered or some somebody That must have been just... Yeah. At least it was the whole... I bet you for the actual All-Star game tonight, they're gonna have like fucking Ruben Studdard or some shit.

Somebody. Did he pass away? Hahaha! Did he die? I love that you had that moment of like, ooh, did I just fuck up? A lot of people died this weekend, he might have. Who else died?

Dr. Ruth, Shannon Doherty, Jacoby Jones, uh, one other person. Oh, and um, uh, Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons Jacoby Jones, one other person. Oh, and Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons is a big one. Boy, it all got Trump by, no pun intended, Trump's heir. Shannon Doherty from 90210.

She had cancer for 10 years. And that's a fucking bummer. I watched it, and last night, or maybe the day before when they announced she was dead, I'm like, ah, it's a fucking bummer. I grew up watching it. My wife's like, I've literally never seen her in was dead, I'm like, ah, it's a fucking bummer. I grew up watching, my wife's like, I've literally never seen her in my life.

I'm like, Shannon Doherty? My wife said the same thing. I was like, Shannon Doherty died. She was like, who? I was like, Charm? She was like, I never watched that. Then I was like, oh wow, I don't even know the. It triggered me.

Yeah, I didn't even know the, but I received, I remember Dr. Ruth. Doctor, who's Dr. Ruth? Yeah, oh man, she was great, man. See, you probably feel like I felt when my wife said she was Dr. Ruth. Dr. Who's Dr. Ruth? Yeah, oh man, she was great, man. See, you probably feel like I felt when my wife said, Dr. Ruth? She was this little, like, this little, like, sort of like Polish-Russian lady,

and she used to talk about sex in the 80s. Oh, I remember her. And she was the only one talking about sex, and it was great. She was on like infomercials and shit. But don't confuse her with Dr. Sue Johansen, who was also an elderly sex therapist. She taught me quite a bit, the come hither motion.

What? That's not bad. We are learning way too much about Nick right now. This girl, this lady was funny, man. She was funny and she would just talk about like. How old was she? She was. 90.

I'm surprised she's still alive because she was old when I was a little kid. So this chick has lasted That's what I was just saying. That's so funny that you have the same thing. Like she's been old since I've known her It's like Morgan Freeman. Yeah. Yeah Morgan Freeman is an old motherfucker, right? It's funny to see you know what I'm noticing right now It's like we're seeing people like actually get old like Denzel Washington is starting to look old Like he's gonna turn into Morgan Freeman Yeah, you know I mean it's like it's like people just get old but it's tough

Can you see me like seeming glad he looks healthy as fuck looks like 40? But then when you see him like celebrities are just like us he's like Irwan like holy shit It's a mummy. You know what I did is I watched the new Beverly Hills cop on Netflix right any good It's not terrible. It's fun. Well, you know what it made me do is they have the other ones on there now. So I went and watched the first one

and I was like, oh man. Like, Eddie Murphy looked great for his age, but when you saw how skinny he was, but I'll tell you the funniest thing in Beverly Hills Cop, because it was in the 80s. He has a fight with a guy and he takes the guy and he's at a buffet and he tosses him over and crashes and you freeze frame and it's clearly not Eddie Murphy. Like it's like they used to do

that all the like that it's like there was no CGI or nothing. It was like the stuntman's face he it don't even look I bet you could find that on the internet the Beverly Hills Cop like the stuntman it was like the stunt man's face. It don't even look, I bet you could find that on the internet. The Beverly Hills cop, like the stunt man. It's like the body double stuff. But you talking about them put on weight. I saw a picture it was like then now and it shows the three original actors now like in 2024 and then when they were back in the 80s. I mean everybody put on 40 pounds. I know. In the face. But I'm saying even Eddie Murphy like looks great for his age but when you see how skinny he was you're like, whoa, wow This is like people forget how big he was too cuz they were playing that my girl liked to party all the time

I was like in my hand. I'm like, why the fuck would he do that? I'm like, oh, yeah, he was so massive at that time. Like he wanted to a song. He's like, yeah, fuck it Oh, yeah, that's how big you and Michael Jackson was like, you know, he was like really close with Michael I think Michael Jackson had something to do with that song. No, he did another song with him. Oh, did he? Yeah Eddie Murphy was he was huge It's funny and I was looking at Beverly Hills cop one and two and I and like Chris Rock It was like one of his first roles when he was just you know, he was a valet guy Yeah, and then Damon Wayans. He was like this like gay buffet guy. It was like

Oh, yeah, it was just funny to see like all that though I Remembered like why I well he's any Murphy's reason why I wanted to do comedy and just like all the little moments in that movie Was your clip from the original? Yeah. Oh, I thought you're saying No, no, it's from the original clip. This is it right here Yeah Yeah. You can skip a little. When this guy gets up. 34 seconds in? Yeah, 34 seconds.

Why don't you get the hell out of here, cuz? Get the fuck away from me, man. Bro! Brendan! Oh It would be like if it was like me and then his chin thrown It's like Richard Pryor Carl's weather But that's how we did it in the 80s baby, we couldn't rewind back then so so

No, that's so obvious that you would still be like wait, Hold on a second, but you don't give a fuck you're Like a who's that? Hard scene to do is you're throwing. Yeah, he's just jumping I said I was like that's not hard to do but maybe Eddie Murphy's so slender in this maybe they tried it There was another one. I saw it's an old James Bond clip, where James Bond is like running over alligators. Like there's alligators, so he steps on the alligators. But I saw the thing and the stuntman literally walked on alligators. Real alligators?

Real alligators. Wow. And they show in all the outtakes where he fell in the water a few times. And they did nothing? And they did, yeah. They just, I was like, this is crazy. Look, that dude's legit running on fuck. We're watching some stunt man legit running alligators and they try to bite him. Yeah. I'm just saying that's how they did it back then. And that dude made $40. Dude, look at him. He ran into one, doesn't give a fuck, has sideburns.

Yeah. Oh my God, what a gangster. Sir, you did not get paid enough. Like this is like- Oh! This is when they actually made movies, you know what I mean? Oh shit! And he got bit. Well he's probably covered, you know what he's probably got on underneath?

He's probably got on like that, that mesh shark stuff underneath I don't know I bet you know I bet he's probably got on underneath him he's got on like a like it's like a metal thing underneath of the mesh I've seen it like because I've seen him or sharks can bite it it's like what nights where yeah it's like a chain mail chain but it's like a special chain mesh A mesh, chain mesh, right? Because the guy's just in the water like, okay, let's do it again. Imagine the director's frustrated too. Bro!

Or after the third time he's like, let's do it one more time and I think we got it. I mean, you pay $20. That's why Tom Cruise is such a throwback. He's such a throwback. He's the only, he's's like he does his own stuff I know I just wish he was a little bigger and I'd respect them I know exactly what you mean, you know, I mean they say he's Jack Reacher. I'm not saying it Yes, I got that when you when you see a 13 year old doing like a BMX thing or something. You're like, okay

I'm out. Yeah, there's that movie of that little girl like beating up people Forget what movie Oh kick-ass. No, that one was fun. Yeah, there's another there's like another one of that little girl like beating up people forget what movie Oh kick-ass No, that one was fun. Yeah, there's another there's like another one with some little girl. Oh, it's like Anna. Yeah I'm out. Oh, I love that movie. I love the series was great. No, I'm out. Yeah, I know what you mean Tom Cruise in her I'm out. It's like Queen Latifah on the analyzer. Oh, she died too. Oh No, Shelley DeVille. Oh no. Shelly DeVoe. Did a ghost do it? Yeah she died she was in the Shining. Yeah. Wow. Damn. Sucks when you die and get overshadowed like a bunch of celebrities die. Yeah I always say like if you're on like let's say like if you're on a plane. Like if you were on a plane but'd be like if you're on a plane like if you were on a plane, but then like

Rock was on the chair. It wouldn't be like, you know No, no, I'm one of the parents when Kobe died No one's this way and 41 year old male like nothing none of my accolades nothing I always know resume I always say you you know, Kobe Bryant was loved Because three white girls died on that plane and nobody talks about him so and say their name you know nothing you know I mean oh What about this this guy just got off, huh? Did you see this clip? No, I didn't see the clip I Really appreciated The acting that he did on Saturday Night Live, and I really appreciate his politics

acting that he did on Saturday Night Live and I really appreciate his politics you told one of the witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview trolling that you thought mr. Baldwin was a cocksucker I do not recall saying that I really appreciated his look what she said how about that guy we have a text here you call him a cocksucker. Yeah, but here's the thing man. You told one of the witnesses who disagreed with you during an interview that you thought Mr. Baldwin was a cocksucker. I do not recall saying that. She panicked? Oh, whoa.

I don't recall saying that. She didn't say she never said it. She said, yeah. What I heard right there is that she just said, I probably could have said that, but I don't recall saying it. That's when you say it. I say a bunch of shit. I was probably joking. They were trying to get him as the producer, and I didn't agree with that because was he negligent holding the... whatever he did with the gun, I don't know what happened in

that case, but trying to say he was responsible because he was a producer is crazy. Wild. Because it's like- It's on the armor, right? He's a big he's a big star. So he's it's just in name. He's a producer for sure He's not hiring people and stuff. You know what I mean? He's just like we want to we can attach you You're gonna get a producer correct. That's all he's doing. Yeah. Yeah, but it's on the armor who sir She's serving 18 months in prison the armor let her out yeah but she's the one responsible like she had live bullets on set they what was that

about they said she they like to do it between the the shoots like they're in the middle of Albuquerque so they're just shooting real bullets she mixed them in she's also 22 years old but that's got the gig cuz I didn't know is that true cuz if that's true that's crazy these are facts she should go away for more longer than that that's what I'm saying negligent but she's got the gig cuz I know is that true cuz if that's true, that's crazy These are facts. She should go away for more longer than that. That's what I'm saying negligent But she's 22 the whoever hired her to be in that situation should be responsible. She's like, yeah, I'll do it Oh, I don't know if it was like that But still I guess if you hire someone are you responsible for everybody that you hire? Cuz then you you know, well, it's like that responsible for everybody you hire his actions well no right?

Yeah, cool. Well it's cuz I'm in the time. I had a Secret Service She's kind of responsible for the for what happened right like you hired these idiots I don't know. I don't someone's head's gonna roll full circle Nick. Yeah, I don't know yeah somebody's gotta be like what I'm saying is I To get back to that the last thing about that is somebody gotta get in trouble for that roof not being covered. 100%. It can't just be, you know, whatever the reason, somebody gotta be like,

somebody's gotta take the fall for that. You know what I'm doing if I'm Trump, though? If I have his money, I'm hiring my own personal security. He likes those guys, though. He's already come out. He calls them by their first names and stuff. Sure, I'm doing if I'm Trump though? If I have his money, I'm hiring my own personal security. He likes those guys though, he's already come out. He calls them by their first names and stuff. Sure, I'm back, no more. I'm gonna be in charge of the guys we pick, me and my staff. It ain't up to you anymore.

What does he know about keeping shit safe? It can't be worse than that. Clearly it's compromised. I'd hire my own fucking security. My own intel. They can be there as well, but I'm having my guys run this around me We got to make sure what was it not what? But Brendan the people it wasn't about the people around him it was though It was about the people like that should have for sure well

There's that and then also the people that were covering them what they saying what you got here, Nicky Francisco What's that say? Nudists oh that's different and. San Francisco nudists saved Brazilian tourists after a pirate tried blowtorching him? Yeah, it's the most San Francisco video ever. Dude, can you hear Sam Trippley just going off right now?

He lives for these moments. Yeah, this is his Super Bowl. I told you! This is his UFC 100. This is his UFC 100. Yeah, we should go in there just to be like Trump huh? Is this guy naked? Oh shit he had a blow torch

What the fuck? Oh what the naked guy has to get in? Damn nobody can fight? Well, good for this guy in the skirt to go grab the blowtorch. Shout out to Phil's coffee. That's a real man right there. Yeah, they really did. The guy in the dress had to go get that.

But he kept it real. Oh my God. He kept it real because the way he ran away he was like hey. Got him. Got him. The Secret Service just hired him. Yeah. That's Trump's new intel right there right?

God dog. I was just in San Francisco. How was it? It was great. I flew in, United doesn't fly to San Jose anymore. And I got my ticket at the last minute and I was taking someone with me so so I was gonna just use my miles to get their ticket and then I saw that they don't fly to San Jose anymore and I was like oh no and I'm looking for the price of the tickets it was like I didn't want to pay that so I was like we

flew to San Francisco and drove to San Jose. Oh damn. It's not that long. It's not too bad. It's not too bad. Did you do comedy on Saturday or Sunday night like at the clubs? Did everybody have Trump shit? No. No? Nobody even, like, it was nothing. Because I heard there was like a lot of New York comedy. Everybody's just trying to record something

and put a clip out and go viral. Oh, but not at his show, though, because his show, you know? Oh, it was your show? Yeah, San Jose Improv. Oh. Yeah, he's not doing like, you know. I thought you were at the store or something. No.

Laugh Factory. No, no, no. I was at the comedy store. I was at the San Jose Improv. every like local comic and comics in New York that night they got on stage everybody had a Trump bit everybody Yeah, I went to I was at the comedy star that night. I didn't do any I didn't do nothing about it Great crowd. I you know I just did my regular stuff cam Patterson's going crazy viral again Who cam Patterson just he did a minute on Trump and it was it was good. Is that the black kid? Yeah, his I've seen all over.

The president, well the nigga that's running, Trump. He got shot though. They shot him. This nigga done been shot, standing with the jail, he done scam people. And this nigga my uncle, who the fuck? Who the hell, he's got, he's black, he's officially black now, bro, that's beautiful. They shot him, they shot him, he was like, yeah, I'm having a, he was fine, he was doing like this, and walked out with American flag on him, like this. He put one in, I'm a real nigga, fuck, nigga, I'm outta here. That's hard, bro. I wasn't even like, I wasn't even for the vote, I'm outta here. That's hard, bro.

I wasn't even like, I wasn't even for the vote. I'm voting now, though, he got it. He won, I wasn't even for the vote. I had no skin in the game. I'm like, that nigga got shot, he won. Fuck the bullets, man. He had real ops, nigga, what the fuck? To buy him biggest ops is the stairs, that's it.

He had real ops, somebody really tried to listen. That's good, we don't have to watch it. You know it's crazy how things coincircles, because what he's doing right now reminds me of when Bill Clinton was in office and everybody was talking about, Bill Clinton's black, because he smokes weed and he plays the saxophone.

It's the same kind of material. It's weird how it's stick, you know, stick to the full circle same kind of material. It's just it's weird how it's Circle how it is. That's just what happens. You know, yeah, you know, but yeah cam could just like talk and he sounds funny Yeah, I saw that clip everywhere like multiple postings had like 1.8 million views 3 million views 4 million Yes, that's all you need boom, you know But this all but it's all like dude too man. He's a know? But it's all like. He's a good dude too, man. Yeah, he's a cool kid. And it started, you know, he's just on top of the,

what's his name, Tucker Carlson. You know, you had that clip with him and Tucker Carlson. And now this, it's like, you know, he needs to, if he stays in that lane, he's gonna be like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the improv's coming right now. Even the white people are like, oh, he's gonna be like, yeah. Yeah, the improvs come right now. Even the white people are like, oh, I didn't know I liked them. That was really funny, I'm confused on Ops though.

But good for him, man. It's like, that's how. I love when that stuff happens. To good people, dude. And he's funny. Good dude. That's it. That's it, man.

Nick's gonna put the timer on. Okay guys, hurry. I guess you got 10 minutes. Get the fuck up. That's it. That's it, man Ten minutes I gotta get the fuck out of here Alright guys, we love you. Thanks for watching Chris. We'll be back next week from Australia You'll hear all about it and his upcoming dates. I got local shows Covina Laugh Factory. I love that place Covina Laugh Factory and flappers doing something that flappers best food in comedy Is it I think so. All right, it used to be a macaroni grill. Oh, you're right Yeah, so they kept the same kitchen

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