The Golden Hour - They Not Like Us | The Golden Hour #119 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

The guys talk Erik missing the show for a commercial gig, Chris going to the new Captain America premiere, Anthony Mackie's controversial take on Captain America, the new Surviving Black Hawk Down doc...umentary, Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl, Brendan's beef with Ariel Helwani, Kanye West's insane talent and insane mental issues, Travis Kelce's previous ex, viral videos, Love Island madness and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Factor meals - Get started at http://factormeals.com/golden50off and use code golden50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour
Starting point is 00:00:35 You tell us when we're live. We're live. Hi kids, do you like violence? Remember that? Oh, Eminem dude. Oh that shit takes me back when I just think about that actually Eric's not here today cuz he's who's that? Mr. Hollywood. He booked a big got an Arby's commercial or something dude That's like an R. It's probably Arby's you get hurts his feelings. I don't know what comes in. They go you're good No, I don't know what it is. I mean don't feel your size. No, I don't know if it's Arby's bro I'm joking. It might be our, you know, Carl's Jr. Colgate. It's not.
Starting point is 00:01:07 No, it could be. It could be. Who knows? Could be for a new Miss Potato. Yeah. No. All right. Well, we don't need the passion, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:15 He's crushing it, dude. No, that's the one time we don't get upset if someone goes, I'm missing, man. Yeah. If it's business, get your bags, son. There's no hate here. No, no, no. Also, I'm going to the Captain America premiere tonight. No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:01:34 I am. You're a piece of shit. You're talking about the actor goes, Captain America is not really about America. Oh, yeah. Because America doesn't represent. Hey. That's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Hey, do me a favor. When you see him tonight, go, hey, do you know Brendan Schaubusing Mike? Of course. I watch all his stuff. Oh, he will. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey! That's so stupid. Hey, do me a favor, when you see him tonight, go, hey do you know Brennan Schauby's in Mike? Of course, I watch all his stuff go. Oh, he will. He says, fuck you. Oh wow. He says, you're not his Captain America.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Anthony Mackie you're talking about, that's what his name is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, what did he say? You know the studio's like, bro! You know the studio's like, hey bro, no one's gonna see the movie now. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:02:04 So what did he say? Let's see, I didn't see this. Watch, watch, watch, watch. I heard about it, but. Watch, bro. No one's gonna see the movie now. What did you do that? So what did he say? Let's say I didn't see this watch watch watch I heard about it After America represents a lot of different things and I don't think the term, you know America should be one of those Do you know the origin story Captain America America? Well, he doesn't. He's a World War II veteran. I'm gonna go out, look, I'm not a fan or not of this guy. I think this guy's just kinda in stuff, and I'm cool with it.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Who's he doing that for? I think I'm gonna give him the benefit that he just misspoke, cause I don't know what he's even talking about. What was his point? What was his point? To sabotage the movie? never want to do it again. No, no, no, no, he obviously doesn't want that.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Is he trying to say, like what comes to my mind is, oh, America is so... Complicated. Yeah, that he doesn't wanna get into it, so he's just saying that so he can kind of get out of it. He just shut his privileged fucking pipe and be honored that he's Captain America America Captain America don't have to be well I don't get a fuck white black China it doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:03:11 well Chinese would be weird well if he was a communist from China but if he was an American Chinese guy I don't care but Captain America represents that he's a World War II yeah yeah yeah no the origin story also you know the directors like but we're fucked. 50% of America's not going to the movie now. We're fucked. No, no, no. That's not, that's not going to affect it that drastically. Oh, buddy. Bro. Oh, buddy. People don't really care about what the lead actor says. Ask Bug Light how that goes. Ask Disney how their stock's doing when they went woke. I know, but that's a little different than the actor just kind of saying something willy
Starting point is 00:03:44 nilly at some place in fucking Toronto This is the narrative now. Have you heard anything else about Captain America besides this? I haven't really heard this. What's how many views? What is it? Seven million views? They can't get seven million views off the fucking trailer. Really? No, I don't know if that's true. I don't know. Let me No, I don't know if that's true. I don't know let me Let me be clear about this I'm a proud American taking the shield of a hero like Captain America is an honor of a lifetime of the utmost respect for those who serve and have served our country Captain America has universal curiousness that people all over the world can relate to is what I meant I
Starting point is 00:04:23 I would gay dude I wish gay I wish I could wait wait what do you say crew play kind of over I think you might as well be called captain good he was created to combat and undeniable that's what Chris Evans said captain good that's a better way to say it ah but also suck it also is a little he's careful I don't like when these guys are careful but they have to be otherwise they're not you know look who are you tailoring this tour? No, no, no, I agree audience that go sees Captain I'm a agree with you. Well the audience that goes to see Captain America are children I mean, it's it's families that are gonna go middle America
Starting point is 00:04:57 Yeah, no, it's the same thing with Buzz Lightyear like yeah, I saw the movie I watch was like show the kids. Yeah, I when they have the gay character, dude, that movie, bomb. No, I get it. I get it. That can't be your narrative. I get it. I get it. But my point is, that's not the movie's narrative. That's what he said at a conference. But he's the main lead in the movie.
Starting point is 00:05:18 But I think it's a little different than if the movie was like, you know, we're changing it to Captain Good, not Captain America, or Captain Worldwide, it would bomb. Captain Everybody Equal. Right, right, right. I wonder if he was trying to, like this is something they said in the actual comic books,
Starting point is 00:05:36 and it's almost like he was trying to say this, but he like... Right, right. I'm saying I'm willing to give that guy You're out! the benefit of the doubt for that. But that was a stupid clunky thing to say. That's what all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:05:51 But I'm open minded. That's cause you're going to the premiere. No, I actually don't. That's cause you're going to the premiere and you don't want him to revoke your tickets. No, I don't give a fuck. I actually, I mean, I'm just kind of going because, well, I was going to take my son, but then he got sick. I know you're gonna take your son. He's like Captain America is gay
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, but then he so now I mean my wife are just going also if you're Captain America Could you put on a little weight could you get in shape for me? Is he not in shape? He's fucking tiny, but also how old is he? Do you know his? Do you know his connection with Eminem? Oh,uh. Oh wait, oh, what is it? He was Papa Doc. That's right, that's right, that's right. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I mean his connection, he played a character on the movie. Fuck Papa Doc. Fuck Papa Doc. Fuck the free world. Don't worry about it. Oh man, Nick's in it today. Yeah. Anyway, you know, I want to see this movie for one reason.
Starting point is 00:06:42 One reason. Because you got ass to go. No. That's not the reason. Hey, hey, hey, I've been here a long time. Hey, I know how this goes for one reason. One reason. Because you got asked to go. No. That's not the reason. Hey, hey, hey, I've been here a long time. Hey, I know how this goes. Hey, this is you. You know what I'm doing? Towing the line.
Starting point is 00:06:51 No, no, no, I don't give a fuck, dude. I'm saying I am going to the movie for one reason, and that's because I really want to see Harrison Ford as the Red Hulk. Oh. I think that's going to, I'm sure it'll be bad. That's going to make you sad. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:07:03 But I want to see it. Computer generated. No, I know, I know. Red Hulk. I know, I know. It'll probably, look, the movie'm sure it'll be bad. That's gonna make you sad. Yeah, maybe, but I want to see it. Computer generated? No, I know, I know. Red Hulk? I know, I know. Look, the movie's probably gonna be bad. I don't know, but I'm gonna go see it. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:07:13 It's funny. It does look like him. It does look like him. It's funny. Yeah, it's... But they put a lot of makeup on him. That's not my Hulk. That's...
Starting point is 00:07:22 Hey, not my Hulk. Yeah, like the... I'm gonna eat dick, you're gonna go tonight, you're gonna suck some people off. I don't know if it's gonna do bad or not. It might do bad. I don't really... He just shot himself in the foot.
Starting point is 00:07:36 It's like, just stay out of it. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Remember the Snow White thing where the woman said the thing about the woke thing? That was terrible. I saw that and I go, this is so stupid. They had to change the elves. Oh, did they? Yeah, the elves about the woke thing. That was terrible. I saw that and I go, this is so stupid. They had to change the elves.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Oh, did they? Yeah, the elves were all woke and like, it was like, they represent all parts of the world. And then the movie bombed so hard with my critics as everyone's so upset. Have you seen the trailer now? No, I haven't. The gnomes are how gnomes should be.
Starting point is 00:08:01 They're all white? They're just, they're gnomes. They're not anything. They're fucking gnomes. What were they? Oh, that's what they were? That's what they look like, the fucking village be. They're all white? They're just, they're gnomes. They're not anything. They're fucking gnomes. What were they? Oh, that's what they were? That's what they look like, the fucking village family. Oh, and they changed it?
Starting point is 00:08:09 So what do they change it to, though? What the fucking original story's written about. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was a bad idea that they did that. She ate all the cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so they redid it? They had to, yes.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Oh, but that's on the left is terrible. That's what they wanted. And they didn't want to discriminate short people, so they had them regular size. Oh, that's awful. And then America went, not in our America. Okay, but so creatively that's just a bad idea. Woke or not, that's a bad idea.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Well, that was them trying to check the box. Of course it was, of course it was. And then they realized, oh shit, no one's gonna see this. But I'm not even talking about this I didn't know about this I'm talking about the the lead actress when she said the thing about Snow White and it was really annoying she was like yeah well you know a woman can do she doesn't need a man and shut the fuck up you know but then my point is I don't think that that affects some people going to see a movie that way
Starting point is 00:09:05 off. No, this does. No, even her saying that like that gets so take no matter what she meant like with even with Anthony Mackie it gets so taken out of context and it defines the movie. It's so like that Buzz Lightyear character the entire narrative is this movie's gay you watch it man it's not that bad don't get me wrong it's a gay character it was this butch lesbian character, but it was just, it's so small in the movie where if they didn't say anything, if like the media didn't grab it, it doesn't define that movie. I think a random person from Iowa doesn't know about that and they don't care. Or they hear it and they're like, I'm going to go see Snow White because it's Snow White.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Snow White, that got picked up on Fox. So that random person in America is watching Fox. I think if Snow White is a good movie, people will still go see it. I think if it's a bad movie, they won't see it. I don't think so. I don't, you know, I don't, I mean it affects it maybe a little bit, but I just don't imagine.
Starting point is 00:09:59 I think people forget about it. Disney stock would beg the differ. Disney stock begs the differ. So the stock went down because she said that Billions buddy. I don't think you're right, dude I don't think that's true look it up in the middle there in middle of their wokeness It ain't all the in the middle of the walk this but a lot of stuff was happening like that elf stuff all of this Shit is being that's Disney button. What? Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know
Starting point is 00:10:19 No, I know that that's why they changed it because then they're they're like this woke isn't making money Look the bottom line is the movie the flash movie did bad because it was bad Not because the guy was in all this controversy Controversies fine if it's that stuff, that's whatever flash was just bad But now a few is out going I think trans should be allowed in sports and bathrooms. Then it's gonna eat cock Yeah, I Get it and I'm on your side here, but I'm not on a side I'm not you guys are making horrible creative decision
Starting point is 00:10:51 Just make the best movie possible if the best movie is a black Captain America if it's an Asian Elves do it dude if it's dope I'm in but when you push it and you force it that's what no I understand Yeah, I get that my guess my point is when actors are off the cuff saying stupid actor shit, I think people don't really care. Yeah, actors shouldn't be allowed to talk. Well, yeah, that's... Well, but they have to promote the movie. It's the whole thing so stupid. But just talk about the movie. I know.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Don't talk about the character, your reflection, your method acting. Shut up. It's... Acting's easy. So I'm gonna go to the premiere and I'll report back to you on how it is. And also I'll be in Spokane this weekend and Peoria and Dubuque, Iowa and Lubbock, Texas, Amarillo, Texas. Oh wow, you're all over.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Oh man, so many. Rhode Island, I got Denver. Where's Eric gonna be? New York, doesn't matter. New York, crystalia.com crystal ea.com get your tickets What do you call it Tacoma sold out this week, dude? I saw a documentary last night first it came out the Netflix sent me a reminder. It's called black hawk down Oh, yeah, she the original the movie the movie the original no movie. I'm like yeah. No, I don't like movies like that What's a documentary? No, no black hawk down though? Oh, I don't like military like that. What's a documentary? No, no, no black hawk down though
Starting point is 00:12:05 Oh, I don't like military movies. Not really. Oh interesting. Yeah, man. That's a bummer I'm too hardcore. I'm just like this documentary so hardcore how they were able so they got the narrative from obviously the Delta Force and the Rangers Then they got the narrative from the actual terrorist group the the the people in Somalia, dude narrative from the actual terrorist group, the people in Somalia, dude, gangster. And you kind of side with the Somalians, you're like, what the fuck were they doing? Because when they start, they came in and they're like, yes, America's here, they're going to save us because you know, that horrible dictator. And then they started fucking with all their stuff and they started taking out civilians. And then the Somalian, yeah, then Somalians like, what the fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:43 So they shot down with the helicopters and then they're gangster. But why'd they take the- They were gangster, dude. So who? The Somalians. So why did they start taking out civilians, just because that's what they do?
Starting point is 00:12:54 Because the main leader who they wanted to get rid of was in this house. Right, right, right. And so they started shooting and they took out some civilians and then their helicopters were like fucking everything up, causing all this dust, and they started applying aid, but then it turned into this like weird thing.
Starting point is 00:13:11 So they're like, all right, we'll handle ourselves. America, get the fuck out. America was like, no. And the Somalis were like, first of all, we've been fighting these streets, like their town there, for 30 years. You don't know these streets. So even though we probably have better technical gear.
Starting point is 00:13:26 We got gangsters out there. We know the streets motherfucker. Shooting like this. Yeah. Just fucking hydraulics in the car. But when you see the Somalian, like there's a mom there and they shot up like this building because one of the bad guys were there and it killed all her kids. Nah, that's yeah. No, it's heavy, man No, I got Yeah, it's heavy. It's heavy. It gets really like fuck. I can't like so nasty Yeah, you don't like about no, how about what trouble what Trump said about uh,
Starting point is 00:13:57 They get the hostages back from Israel. I hear him. What do you say? He's just like well, we you know We're gonna have him. Let's say he was's say, he was like, let's get him back by Saturday noon, it's up to Israel, or whatever he said, it's up to them. I don't know who he was talking about, it was Hamas or whatever, I mean, Hamas, right? Hamas took this. Yeah, he was like, it's up to Hamas,
Starting point is 00:14:19 if they don't wanna do it, then it'll be hell to pay. Yeah, it'd get nasty, yeah. Yeah. So he's like, so let's say, it was almost like he was like, so let's say noon by Saturday or I'm going to kill everyone. Does noon work for everyone? Otherwise we're in blood. That's good for you. Yeah. You have lunch, but it's the thing. It's like, you know, you get shit done. Shit wasn't working. No. So it's like, you know, you get shit done. Well, shit wasn't working. No.
Starting point is 00:14:45 So it's like, I didn't, they just kept taking advantage and Trump's like, very cool. So we blow them up. Yeah. Smithereens. It's just like when that's what it takes. It's horrible. When you, it's just like when you went back, when they signed the peace treaty
Starting point is 00:14:59 with the Hitler and Hitler was like, yeah, okay, I won't invade. And then they like two weeks later, you invaded Poland. It's like, the shit just doesn't work It's all fucked up it's it makes me sad the whole thing is so sad you watch that documentary Yeah, I guess I gotta it's so intense me and wife you watch it last night. Did she cry? She was just like god. It's so horrible when the mom song about her daughter lost both her eyes And then her two little kids were dead like this is so dark But you're saying how you and your wife do you like you guys don't watch the same thing well
Starting point is 00:15:34 I turn out like Joanna was like Oh black down comes out tonight like oh hell. Yeah, like she's into that shit. Yeah What's this Nick? She's Philly fans being Philly fans after the Super Bowl. Hold on real quick for your place, Chris. Did you know there's a Super Bowl? Supenballs? Supenballs. Super Bowl. Yeah, so Super Bowl is a football game that's American.
Starting point is 00:15:58 And it goes crazy. People love it, even in Canada. And- All over the world. So they were on it, and Kendrick Lamar played. Thoughts on Kendrick Lamar's performance? Kendrick Lamar beat Drake on the Superbowl, Superbowl 59. Kendrick Lamar got the trophy and Drake fucking didn't have the defense.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Facts. Um, no, but, uh, so. Did you think, what'd you think? Bro, that one made me laugh so hard. Like the, like, did you see the moment the kid who is like this white kid with his hands in his pockets and he's like. I have it but. I can't remember what it was but.
Starting point is 00:16:33 How, like has anyone taken a bigger L than Drake on all this shit? Well, I mean the Chiefs but it's like. Well I'm just saying overall like in music. No,, because if someone taking a bigger element, the best one, the best one was, uh, either pocket Biggie. And then this one, well, they both died. No, no, no. I'm saying the best, the most legendary feud was that Nas Biggie is pretty big, not bigger than two pocket Biggie, not Nas Jay, Nas Jay Z either,
Starting point is 00:17:05 either. Either. This one is beyond. This one is just. They do a Super Bowl show and you have your ex Crip walking on there. And then he wears an A minor chain. The whole thing is crazy. And then the whole crowd's like,
Starting point is 00:17:16 A minor. You're like, my dad was like, A minor. I'm like, holy shit. This is intense. Your dad's like, they not like us. They not like us. This is intense. Your dad's like they not like us. They not like us Yeah, so during the end word, but that's all no, it's just
Starting point is 00:17:32 Wild bro, but but anyway, so the drink was having a Super Bowl party watching that it was like fuck. I Feel like he's gonna fire back. You have to yes come up. What's he do? Is this the end of it? You have to yes come up. What's he do is it is this the end of it? there's no way it's the end if you're Drake you can't just take this out because It then you're just done No, I mean dude Drake has a ton of fans. Did you see the footage of his concert? It's like they're just he's like Michael Jackson, bro. No, he's massive. Oh, yeah, he's massive And so when it comes to lyrically and like you're in this beef does he just go I can't fuck with him and just well Do you know he needs to do just create a fucking silly hit? Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:14 Maybe but here's the thing though. Drake is a Very he's very good. Okay, Kendrick Lamar is Arguably the best. Yes, so you ever j. Yes. So you can't you can't you you can't if like you're you're the songs that Drake put out about Kendrick are good you just forget them because of this one this one is such a banger. Oh bro. But the Drake one's an anthem. But it but yeah banger oh bro but the Drake one's an anthem but but yeah it's an anthem but the Drake ones are good he's very good if you actually listen to those songs you're like these are good but you just don't
Starting point is 00:18:52 give a fuck because when that fucking bling-ding-ding-ding that shit comes on you just go fuck it yeah fuck it bling-ding-ding-ding well but remember when Drake went at Meek Mill had that banger. Yeah, that's what he needs No, but like you're playing in the club if Drake had that for this it wouldn't matter because you'd be like, yeah But it doesn't matter You go they not like us. Let me do my stuff people doing like that. Yeah They don't give a fuck bro. This that song hits so hard so hard I don't say this but that song is sick
Starting point is 00:19:25 Do you write but but it is and I also don't think lyrically like Drake can compete in any facet It's like when I had you know, you know it is it's like this is a weird comparison It's like when I had that beef with Ariel. I just can't compete his vocabulary so much Is that the guy on the... It's a 10-8 round, dude. And so it's like, what do you do? You just kind of go, ah, fuck it. Fuck it.
Starting point is 00:19:53 That's hilarious. He's just smarter than I am, you know? His vocabulary is so much better. He's so much more educated. And so Kendrick, when it comes to the streets, way more certified and educated. So Drake just goes ah fuck it I'll be the silly guy and that's what I did. Yeah, it's all good, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:11 There's no beef. Well, yeah whoo. It's all good, baby Yeah, they both have their health. It's fine. You know, you got your health. What do you do my mom? No, but I'm saying like God I'm saying that I'm saying the internet isn't real bro If Drake walks around a mall, it's pandemonium the mob. Oh, yeah, it's just like it's like it's not so It's a really weird thing though, but I will say that weird. I like both of them No, I like both of them too. Okay now now if I had to pick one, I love me some drink I know if I had to ruin those drink love me some drink. I know I had to ruin those drink Well, here's the deal dude
Starting point is 00:20:47 If you were gonna go to a concert you gotta you gotta go to if I got so many hits So good best concert I ever seen a person and I'm not concert ever and I'm not saying Kendrick Look Kendrick is great and that performance. I thought was great. I thought bell bottoms are so lame No, I boot cut bro boot cut, come on. Dude, it's so lame. Like, how can you be gangster in those bell bottoms? We're watching the thing and Kristen goes like this. You should get jeans like that.
Starting point is 00:21:11 And I go, no, we're not doing this, sweetie. No, no, no. Just fucking listen to the song and watch it. And uh. Should I get an Ed Hardy shirt too, babe? But uh. I just can't. Hey guys, let's take a break.
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Starting point is 00:22:34 That's code golden 50 off at factor meals comm slash golden 50 off To get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box you get it So it's like 5-0 because it's 50 and you get 50% off so put 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. You get it. So it's like five zero because it's 50 and you get 50% off. So put five zero in there. Let's get back to the program. But anyway, the performance was great. He's a great performer. I mean, he, he just was working that camera. But I think Kendrick's like more like actual like street certified. He's from Compton. Like he actually grew up rough. Drake's, you know,
Starting point is 00:23:04 was a childhood actor, way more sheltered up rough. Drake's, you know, was a childhood actor. Drake's white too. Way more sheltered, Drake's basically white, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like- Isn't Drake Jewish? Yeah, yeah, it's like- So it's half.
Starting point is 00:23:12 So it's like, with Drake, you're like, don't be the tough guy. Like you don't gotta be the tough guy. Nobody needs to get shot. Like this is stupid. You don't have to be the- Drake's OVO, what is this? Drake's OVO crew in Australia watching Kipric Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Is that actually Drake? It's his crew. I don't think he's there. His crew's reporting back. Drake's probably like, how did it go? Not good, man. Not good. He wore an A-minor necklace. And you know your ex, she was there crib-walking. I thought he had an Amazon chain. I was like, why's he got a fucking Amazon Prime chain?
Starting point is 00:23:49 That's for dum-dums. No, I did, I literally had no idea, and then afterwards they were like, oh, I know what it was, A-minor. And I was like, oh yeah. Yeah, I knew that right away. Did you? I'm with the streets.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Not me, I'm not with the streets at all, bro. You're Drake, I'm Kendrick. I should dress like Kendrick Lamar. That'd be cool. Only. Like I should get those out. I actually, I've got that, I got the jacket that he wears in the
Starting point is 00:24:15 They Not Like Us video months before, and then it came out like now, people are gonna think I got it because of that. Yeah, you look like a hoe. Not that with the green one, it's green. Right there on the right. Yeah, it's sick. It's a good jacket. It's like military style. No, it's not. It's like more like a bomber jacket. Dude, this is before Kendrick was like massive. He was still big, but he was a massive and went,
Starting point is 00:24:36 this is back in the day. So you know, it is. They will never do this in today's society, but it was the men's only award for Spike. and me and Brian got invited, and at our table was Kendrick. So Kendrick's literally this big. Yeah, he's short, right. And Brian says, who the fuck is that guy? Let's get him out of here. I go, that's Kendrick Lamar. Brian still doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Who's that? I'm like, buddy. Brian still doesn't know. You're not gonna kick him out of here. He's tiny. What if he did? Give us a fuck. And he held onto it
Starting point is 00:25:05 and the next track was a diss about Brian Cahill at the Man Awards. Dude, ratings. Spike TV. That's what we need. Wow, remember Spike TV. Yeah, I sure do. My entire career is Spike TV.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I don't know. Spike TV's pretty. Ultimate Fighters on Spike, Man Only Awards. Wow. 90 more. Yeah, they would never do that. Those days are gone they would never be well no no it'll come back though no no I'm not saying spike TV will come back but there'll be something like people won't be a man only awards though there might be it shit is so crazy right now the little kind of us is doing everything is so
Starting point is 00:25:38 nuts he's so fucked up bro let me just say hey I don't like you, Kanye. That this just sucks. It all sucks. I think he's mentally ill. Fine, so is Hitler. Look what happened. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:57 It's so bad. I understand the, oh. You can't defend him. Before you were like, okay, man, you know, he doesn't hate Jews, just a lot of them, you know, his business managers were Jewish and screwed him over. It's that's his perspective, right? Like I have buddies who argue that now you're just like I'm just like hey, I'm just like, okay So, okay, so you think that okay get it fixed
Starting point is 00:26:18 Get your brain fixed Okay, so look, you know sometimes people say shit that put them in a bind and they don't really mean it or their brain's broken. Okay, get it fixed. I don't want to, like, dude, I don't, seeing a swastika is something that most people are going to go, ugh. Okay. a swastika is something that most people are gonna go okay I know it used to be a Buddhist symbol or whatever anymore not many people give a fuck about people just go oh yeah no but those all of those Jews die yeah that's what they
Starting point is 00:26:59 think it's a tough look so you can't just buy an ad on a Super Bowl and be chilling in a dentist chair and Fucking say go to easy commie. Oh, that's interesting boom shig and then the fucking Dude you go you go oh, oh and you go. I'm not buying that it's a 140 dollars I don't know who bought it. Who bought it? By the way, that's expensive. Those are the ones who have the money. Hey, rock that down the street.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Let me know how it goes for you. No, it's Buddhist. It's Buddhist. It's Buddhist. Are you guys saying you don't want your gifts? It's just like 20 bucks. No, it's 140 bucks. Per's per I got seven. I got seven. Oh, it's only 20 bucks. So nevermind. It's not a look like could you put a little creative into it? Could you put your own spin on it? Maybe if you're gonna release that this is bad. I and I understand You know what the problem is? He's crazy. What the promise let's say you're you would never do this
Starting point is 00:28:04 But let's say you were going to like, dude, I'm going to do something that's going to shock everyone. I'm going to come out with this. Every person in this room would go, don't do that. Chris has a terrible idea. I understand. He goes within his circle and his girlfriend's just like there with a big tits hanging on the wall.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Right? He goes, Hey, I'm going to do this. And then I'll go, brilliant. Well, I, what I don't have anywhere in his house going, don't do that, dude. You're all yes, man, cause they're getting paid. Right. He has no one in his life that goes, dude, if you do this, the results will be horrible, man.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah. Horrible, dude. Like you gotta dial it back. But also there's different ways, there's actually better ways to make the point he's trying to make. You should be able to say... What point is he trying to make? I guess what he's trying to make. You should be able to say. What point is he trying to make?
Starting point is 00:28:45 I guess what he's trying to say is Freedom of speech? I guess. There's massively better ways to do it. To make that, this thing only goes, I don't deal with you. You're over there now. No, I love freedom of speech.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I'm Mr. Freedom of Speech, but then even with this, I'm like, maybe there should be some restrictions. No, I love freedom of speech. I'm Mr. Freedom of speech. But then even with this, I'm like, maybe there should be some restrictions. No, look, you're doing that. You're pushing the wrong agenda that makes even people that are pro freedom of speech are going, this is too much. But also freedom of speech doesn't mean just say anything. It means think about what you're going to say and then cool. You can say whatever you want. Bro, he had a free Diddy shirt on there.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Really? Yeah I think it's sold out. Fucking Jesus man. As someone who's really grasping me at straws to defend him I like to think that he's talking about Diddy before he was corrupt or right he was talking about free puff did he also say free Diddy? Oh I don't know. When he said free puff. He always called refers free diddy? Oh, I don't know What he said free puff. I was all he always called refers him as puffier. You never calls him diddy
Starting point is 00:29:48 Yeah, so he's like talking about the old you what it's doing though. This is the same thing About Hitler had a buddy be like nah, listen man. Hitler was very inventive. I'm like, bro What the fuck are you talking about? I like Kanye's music, too. I saw his kid this morning It's heartbreaking. Yeah, that's music too. I saw his kid this morning. It's heartbreaking. That's your dad. It's fucking tragic, dude. His commercial was a show stopper though. Oh, it was hilarious. What's up guys? I spent like all the money for the commercial on these new teeth. money for the commercial 8 mil on these new teeth so once again I had to shoot it on the iPhone go to easy.com I mean here's what you do that's very funny no this way you go to
Starting point is 00:30:43 website like it'd be funny and be it'd be brilliant What he's doing would be brilliant if you went to it and it was a new album of just 10 of the hottest fucking tracks We're like, oh my god, he's back. Yeah, he needs to come out So I mean Brian we're talking about what I would do if I was him I'd lay low for a year I'd get myself in rehab come out and apologize You have to you know, it's gonna be tough for a guy with his ego to apologize. But guys, my brain was fucking broke. I really fucked up. I said some horrible things.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Here's 10 new tracks that remind you guys why I'm so great. I apologize to anybody I offended. Most people are pretty, even with this, most people in society, if you're that talented are pretty forget it. Also it's, it's a mental illness, right? Like I mean like and and You could argue okay Look, he should be more responsible obviously But you know, it's like it's unfortunate
Starting point is 00:31:35 He has this like nobody of the right mind just does what he's doing don't get his music though without him being I understand that's what's a fucking tragedy. I understand but we had his music first before this so just stop right there. Don't get too crazy. Make College Dropout again. Oh fire. Make fucking, you know, even the other. His shoes, the Yeezys are so dope.
Starting point is 00:31:57 They were great, they were great. I don't know. Every morning I wake up I go. Now the slippers. Okay this goes back to my point. My friend was like, are you gonna wear your Yeezys? And I was like, oh, I didn't even think about it. I just, because I have...
Starting point is 00:32:12 I'm gonna lay low for a week. I don't have my New Balance on. But I think that the normal person, the average person, doesn't even know what a Yeezy shoe is. They do. Man, you're living in a bubble, huh? I don't think so, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:28 You don't think Yeezys, the shoes? Come on, man. I think they do. Even my dad knows what they are. But this is what I don't want is, no matter how, whatever context they take, I don't want people to think I condone what he represents. I like the shoes and those are dope,
Starting point is 00:32:44 but I don't want to wear them probably for the next week or so where people go, wait, you're cool with all that? I'm like, no, I'm not. They're just comfortable as fuck. But you're not cool with that. I know, but people will take it out of context if they see you rocking like, oh, you're cool. Maybe in Hollywood. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Yeah. I'm not. Yeah. I don't wanna know anybody's politics. I just, I want just to make just have my talk about now What is it fucking Travis Kelsey picking Taylor Swift over his dime? Pisa ex-girlfriend. Oh, really was she and then you tell me you got eyes and this CJ Gardner Johnson He posted this on his story says should have stayed with that thick shit and now Kansas City fans are bombing his mom's restaurant
Starting point is 00:33:27 with bad reviews. Oh, well that's hilarious. Bunch of hoes. Yeah, they're hoes. Like all this shit is hoes. It's just hoes shit. Shut up. He lost the game.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Wait, but is he dating her? Cause that's the ultimate roast. The chicken was the hoes. No, you'll beat him in the Super Bowl. He had a terrible game. And then you're boning that fine ass ex-girl. She's so bad. Really?
Starting point is 00:33:51 Look at more pictures of her. I've never seen her. Oh, buddy. I mean, you just showed the behind her. Oh, that's all you need to see. Not that there was a problem with that. That's all you need to see. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:34:02 She makes Taylor Swift look like a fucking coat hanger. Whoa, she kind of does. Okay, now go through it. Now, let's go through. Okay. Oh, she's fantastic. Yeah. Hey, welcome.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Okay, go to. All right. Now, why don't we go to, you know, do Taylor Swift looks like a praying mantis next to her. Oh, yeah. She's gorgeous. She wearing a couch though. So what's the, go to, go to, keep going. Go to like a, just a casual, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Oh there we go, middle, middle, middle. Yeah, you know, just having a chill night, you know. Get out of this one. Just going to get lunch. Yeah, just go get lunch with her. Go to the flannel right there in the middle one. There we go, she's just chilling, you know. Her titties happen to be kind of flopping out
Starting point is 00:34:45 and that's fine, but she's in, you know. Her titties are east-west of that one, huh? Pick a side. It's kind of a lazy Sunday morning. She's like, oh, I'm gonna go grab coffee. Exactly, no, no, no. I'm gonna run to Starbucks. Now Nick, you're gonna wanna be careful
Starting point is 00:34:55 because I don't wanna get a boner, right? So don't say all that stuff. Um. East-west. East-west tits. Yeah, no, that's, well hey look dude. I mean, it is really odd though. You know, like, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Here's my thing. After dating something like that, that's a Ferrari. And now you're driving a classic. Now would he be with Taylor if she wasn't Taylor Swift? Just off looks. Let's say Taylor's just an influencer. Do you think he's fucking around with Taylor? That Just off looks. Let's say Taylor's just an influencer. Do you think he's fucking around with Taylor?
Starting point is 00:35:27 That's what I was gonna say. Like, look, dude, come on. You can't pretend Taylor Swift is not pretty. She's pretty, I get it. You know what she is? She's cute. She's all American cute. Go to that one.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I just, my whole thing is- If she dropped off my Uber Eats, I'd go, wow, a cute girl dropped off my uber eats I go well a cute girl dropped off my chicken if she dropped off like fellas this fucking bombshell dropped off my chipotle I gotta save you sweetheart chip chipotle chipotle hey it's from Denver that's my hometown so I say it how the fuck I wanna say it. Fair enough. When you're from there, you say it how you wanna say it. I love her.
Starting point is 00:36:10 I just put you guys on game. I put you on game. Kev, you've been on it, right? Yeah, I mean, I've been on hot second. Because I went to the Super Bowl, the ESPN Super Bowl party when I was here in LA a while ago. He was with her and I'm like, oh my God, it's a unicorn, I wanna die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Dude, I don't know, I don't know, man. But doesn't he, didn't he, he dates other black chick? Has he dated other black women? Has he? I don't know. I don't know, I thought he did, but anyway. He has that vibe. But not now. Not now.
Starting point is 00:36:46 He got with Taylor Stylist and did his hair. It's like, hey, bud, you know you look gay, right? If you have a type, which I don't know. I would say probably guys do, right? Oh, yeah. And women do, right? So if you have a type, I mean, you know, if you look at my exes, like they're, they all are somewhat, I guess, alike, but like, yeah, pretty similar, I guess, but like, you know,
Starting point is 00:37:13 summer blonde, summer brunette, but like, uh, right. Yeah, that's completely different. She's famous. I understand. That's what you're saying. He's passing that up going, you're so famous. Fuck my type. But what happens? Well, gave him tens of millions of dollars for sure before sure but he's a he was already rich He's my greatest tight ends of all time. Yeah, but in two years you're waking up next night going god damn it
Starting point is 00:37:34 This isn't my type. Maybe yeah, I don't know maybe I Hear what you're saying. It's like me driving electric cars. It's just I can try to force it But it's just not my thing man in two years.'m like, God, I wish I had a V8. Yeah. This was his first girlfriend. Same type, right? Maya Benberry. Yeah, same type as... Proud of her. Proud of her. So it's like, and the tattoos, yeesh. And then this is another one. Okay, so there we go, dude. And you know. Okay, her abs are weird, huh? No, that's good. I like that. But that's... Nah, it looks like a cockroach I like that. I like abs. No, not me really not they can't be too shrill on to see him, bro
Starting point is 00:38:12 Oh, well not I mean Turtle when they look wet. I don't like it When they look like a turtle's underbelly, I don't like it You know I'm saying I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it because it's like, oh, you got that thing thing out the back. Get up a fucking horn. Wow. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Wow. Yeah. Horn up the front. All right. So play, you know, what's up? Donnie knows what's up, Don. I see. But yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I don't know. They not like us. It's a, that's a, why are we? I don't even want to talk about what is this? Kelsey, grammar and Taylor. Whatever the fucking guy's name is. Jason, Kelsey, Travis, Travis, the fucking brother. Frazier's yeah. Wait, Frazier's fucking Taylor Swift? Niles. Yeah. Cheers. Travis Scott.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Kelsey. This crazy parent just ran out on the ice and attacked teenage referees. A parrot? Yeah. But they have hockey sticks. That's hilarious. This guy goes, my bad guys. Usually school sits on my shoulder.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Wait, what's that? I think there's a butter. What? It looks like the players are trying to fight each other. Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh oh hey hey I thought you said this crazy parrot and I said that's where they have sticks slap that thing out of the air and it's all looking for a pair I go it looks like they're fighting each other when you when you I thought it was a bird when you can I heard parrot, but I just assumed I said parent and I thought he not nice. I thought he meant parrot
Starting point is 00:40:15 So I go I can't see the bird All right rewind it now I did not understand what's happening. All right, rewind it now. You guys are all idiots, huh? You guys are all idiots, huh? You guys are all idiots, huh? Not a song. It's not a verse.
Starting point is 00:40:26 She right there, floo-rate. This parent. This parent on the ice. Ah! Boom. Boom. All right, so now two things. Obviously, this doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Well, this matters a little bit. But like, I have a question. Which year did you play sports? You said. Which year did you play sports? The amount of craziness you see from normal right individuals is mind-blowing I I bet you're like but but but chill out your five six, right? 260
Starting point is 00:40:55 Terrible genetics the moms five one four hundred right the kid ain't going to the NBA right right get off his ass Your fat though dad right you're fat that's me so is the kid though yeah oh well I'm not saying about the kid but you're fat right sit down it's whenever there's a fat kid trying to steal second Tigers catcher I go listen T that kid's not keto throw his ass out mm-hmm that's our code word for that kids fat and slow don't let the fatty beat you yeah and he knows you know so I guess the question is that it says teenage referees were the referees teenage or was this a teenage game the referees were teenagers
Starting point is 00:41:34 because they're not even getting paid they not like these parents are yell at the base and I'm like dude that kid's 15 that's's fucked up. Donating his time. That's fucked up, dude. That's fucked up. That's so fucked up, dude. I'm Batman. You do get frustrated though. I'll give him that. You get frustrated.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah, bro. But you can't push the kids. You can't be in the seat and be frustrated. Yeah, yeah. You can't do that. Also, your kid's fucked. Like you do that, he's probably getting kicked off the team. Like you're a grown man
Starting point is 00:42:05 And whatever you probably press some charges your kids fuck there isn't anything If I did that Kristen wouldn't talk to me for five years. Yeah, she would be Wow I've been through some shit, but that, no. That's the bottom line. Yo, she would be, oh my God. Oh my, oh my God. You think that's the straw that's gonna break
Starting point is 00:42:32 the camel's back? She's a tough lady. No, if I, yeah, she's tough as fuck, but if I, oh my God, that's, well, I would never, I mean, that's just so. I say outrageous shit, cause I'm so passionate, so I don't sit with the other parents. I'm always in right field by myself.
Starting point is 00:42:47 That's hilarious. Where no one can see me. So I look like the neighbor from Home Improvement. I'm always like this, staring over the gate, because I yell. And I don't want the kids to hear me or the parents. So what the fuck? I can't help it.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Oh wow, that's crazy. You're a crazy person. I'm passionate. That's what Kanye said. Yeah. I actually was. That's what Kanye said. Yeah. I actually was thinking about this yesterday. I was like, I wonder which of my kids will be into sports or whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:43:14 And I'm just like, when I watch sports, I can get excited about what's happening. And I'm still, dude, the whole time. I don't, I don't go, I don't jump. I go, what is everyone doing? I'm, I'm, but I'm like, just wait, wait till you're there at the cages, throwing him balls every night for hours. I would do that if he gets up and strikes out. It's infuriating. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Oh, you got to put a little effort about cause you're wasting my fucking time, aren't you? Right? My entire weekend is dedicated to this and you're not going to apply effort? Oh, well, fuck me. Wow. Now I'm not your dad. Now I'm Mike Dicke. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Okay. Is this what you say? Yeah. In right field? Yeah. I'm not your dad. I'm Mike Dicke from now on. You're like, what is he saying?
Starting point is 00:44:07 What's this? You guys haven't seen this, Montoya. Dude, his girl keeps getting fucked on TV. Yeah. It's from Temptation Island, Spain. Okay. And this guy watches his girl bang and he has a very cinematic scene. She's getting dick down.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Okay. Hold on a second. So the clip explains it all. He's cheating on him. Yes. So think down. Hold on. Okay. Hold on a second. So the clip explains it all. So he's cheating on him. Yes. So think of the real world. Okay. And there's a couple on the real world and his girlfriend, they've been together less
Starting point is 00:44:34 than a year, his girlfriend by one of the other cast members, he has to watch on film her getting dick down. Why does he watch it? Part of the show. So hold on. But is he aware it's going to be happening? No. He knows they're on a date.
Starting point is 00:44:47 The whole thing is. So it's like a, got it, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Love Island, right? Temptation Island. Yeah. The guys with girlfriends are on an island with all single girls and vice versa.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Can they make it? Yeah. And so does, I have one more question. Does, does the people on the date know that they're being filmed? Yeah. And that's, okay, so that's a... Oh, what, dude, and it's not like a passionate love session. It is some fucking...
Starting point is 00:45:12 Oh shit. Fucking. Alright, let's see. I honestly... Well, what's the difference? You get fucked and you get loved on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Alright, okay, well, I didn't see.
Starting point is 00:45:20 If you're gonna get fucked, you don't want it to happen like this. You might get a boner Chris. Well, just maybe if you start talking. It's like a football game. I wish I knew what he was saying. Soccer. I'm not your dad, I'm my tica. No, no, no, no, no, no. The girl's like, Hey, it can't be that bad. I mean, I'm sure she didn't even enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Let's just watch before you judge. Green. It goes green, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Nice beach background. I'm going to take a dip. God, the producers are just like this. I'm afraid of a you know, I'm glad you ever went up a free tattoo in me and other persona They're gonna repent it all out of me. They're just a little bit I'll get ready look. He's all no
Starting point is 00:46:13 This dude puts in work Work work work work work get ready He has the classic Cow and Jack camera That girl's like that dude, they're not having sex they're kind of just they're just kissing there's making out You're ready Oh, wow. Oh wow. He's fast. He flies away. Wait, is that the girl
Starting point is 00:46:52 that was fucking? No, no, no, no. That's his mom or something? Is that his mom? He has to watch it with his mom? She's like, I like her! He just commits her to her death. Whoa is right, She's like I like her Whoa is right fellas, whoa is right. Oh, it keeps you up. Look is this now. Yeah, he's watching it live. Yeah That's your get your girl bro, hold on he was watching it live. Hey, my favorite part is the comment, someone's comment on it.
Starting point is 00:47:27 And I don't know about this post, someone's comment, dude, get over it. She belongs to the beach. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm convinced these are all porn stars. The way they got that scene and him running on the beach and the shot with the whole thing. Don't be a party pooper.
Starting point is 00:47:42 But wait, now hold on a second. Put yourself in that situation, OK? So you're that guy. Now granted, of course pooper. It's scripted. But wait now hold on a second. Put yourself in that situation okay so you're that guy. Now granted of course it doesn't happen to you but if it did okay and you're sitting there what do you do? Like this? For the beach. Right yeah I go like this I mean I'm talking about. Oh I go I go like this. Game on. Mm-hmm. I go like this I go like this okay I get it heartbreak Okay. I get it. Heartbreak pain sucks but I'm about to bust. This is just, this is it. This is my life now and this is my life now, but also get ready cause I'm going to unleash on the rest of the cast.
Starting point is 00:48:17 This Dick is going to be if well, I don't even think about vengeance. I think, okay, you've shown me thank you they've only been together a year right not the end no I I know yeah I understand but sometimes that that's like that's almost worse because you're like still falling in love and you're like oh what the fuck you know at least you know better than you've been to know five years and then she gets on this island she's sucking homeboy off also I thought he was the one lane pipe She's on top right that thing like it's a fucking carnival ride Yeah, I don't I don't understand the screaming and yelling I guess is what I'm saying here's the problem
Starting point is 00:48:52 He's a really small guy so he bursts in there and it looks like he was gonna get his ass look right right So not only and that guy's gonna do it with a wet fresh dick So not only did your girl get dick down on national TV, but then he get beat up by the guy doing it Nothing would be more nothing would be weirder than that I don't know what the fresh wet dick ass-whupping just a sloppy wet dick with your girls that you'd be like this is ancient Rome yeah you'd be like kill me hey kill me Donny I don't understand that's just so weird it's got to be fake you know it's good TV I guess I'm not gonna watch it no I just saw that subtitles that guy's a porn star who the jackhammer I think they I think they all
Starting point is 00:49:45 are even like what do you mean they know that's how they dress out there in Spain why well I don't know Spain like like only fans type models I feel like people who are willing to fuck on camera loosely look at what he's dressed he looks gay I think he's yeah yeah but he fucks well if you that's exactly how porn skated mail yeah they're down for whatever Just give me a hole. It's all about point to the hole. I'm in. Yeah, you got my subscription Yeah, okay. Watch me blow this dude. I don't give a fuck holes a hole. Yeah a wet mouth some mouth you gay that's that's something I
Starting point is 00:50:20 Don't like to see and evident And evidently that was the first one and it's happened three episodes in a row and it's like progressively. She can't stop fucking. He's in anguish. Montoya. Oh wow. What a show.
Starting point is 00:50:32 That guy, his girl. Was that her crying? Yeah. I didn't mean to. That's the woman? Oh. Oh, it looks like she had been in the eye. Oh, that's a longer scene.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It just happened again. Again? She can't stop fucking. Is she hot? Which one is it? What color dress is she in? I don't know. What the?
Starting point is 00:50:52 Oh. Yo, TV out there is lit. Spain, they don't give a fuck. Dude, Real Housewives of Orange County is so lame. Is this in Spain or is this more of a Mexico thing? Spain. They don't give a fuck. They're so sexy.
Starting point is 00:51:04 They don't give a fuck. They do sexual. They don't give a fuck. They're so sexy. They don't give a fuck. Ooh, they do sexual. They don't give a fuck, bro. They kiss all the time. Oh, shit. I saw this. I saw this.
Starting point is 00:51:11 This is the woman that couldn't get in the Uber. Oh, it is? Okay. Can she not get in the seat either? Yeah, and they had to bring her for a couch. Yeah, I saw this. You didn't see this? They had to bring her a couch?
Starting point is 00:51:27 Look at him. Look at him. This is awesome. This is the only seat y'all got? What you need? Bigger chair or something so we can get the couch. Oh, it doesn't have it? Yeah, she said, fuck, I forgot. I don't know, that one cut it off.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Charlamagne trying not to laugh. Yeah. No, he's like, well, they need to be accommodating don't know, that one cut it off. Charlotte Mayne's trying not to laugh. Yeah. No, he's like, well, they need to be accommodating. It's just ridiculous. But this is like, come on, dude, she's fake. That's fake. Everything's fake. There's no way this woman's.
Starting point is 00:51:55 She's just running with it. Well, she's not running much, I'll tell you that much. No. She's going to try to break Bonnie Blue's record of having sex with 1,000 men in 24 hours. That woman? Yeah Yeah the fat one No, just kidding. I made it. Oh, that makes sense though. Yeah Yeah, except for she's like I only found 36 men
Starting point is 00:52:15 Hey y'all last call she's like Brian Callen trying to sell tickets. Hey y'all last call Super Bowl commercial it's going fast 50%% off. Okay we got way up to 37. Okay I guess we do 37. Oh wait we have 34 now. I sat I rolled over. Yeah that's that's uh yeah it's um what's that girl's name Bonnie Blue? Mm-hmm. And she did a thousand something. Dude I saw an interview with my buddy Ryan. Ryan Pono was interviewing her. He does that, uh, the Pillow Talk podcast and he was at the AVN Awards and he was talking to her about... She was like, he was like, bless you. He was like, Jesus Christ. He was like, so you had sex with
Starting point is 00:53:01 something like 50 guys this weekend just for fun and she was like, yep. And he was like, oh man, are you, are you fucked someone just cause they wanted to, they walked by and like it was somebody that and you let them come inside you. And she was like, yeah. And it's just like shaking hands. Yeah. I made that up, but well, but yeah, well, whatever.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I mean, I'm sure she's like, you know, dog sniff bots, all the guys coming me. God, that's enough, but I'm coming me. God, that's so odd. Huh? She just has to be some damage as a child. Yeah. Got it. Got it. I, I'm not like, you know, dad.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah. Yeah. If you're just letting strangers come in you, if some dude walks by like, ah, I'm dying to bust. Do you mind if I use you? She's like sure. All right. It's like shaking hands. God splurge. God damn. It's disgusting when you think about it. Is it though? Is it hot? Well, it's both. Yeah, it is. It's both. I had to do some research. I went back to her earlier work before she's given real by a thousand. It's both. I had to do some research. I went back to her earlier work Before she's given real by a thousand. It's quality art. But she's like a pretty woman. I
Starting point is 00:54:13 Just want to go. Hey, can you stop? Don't stop fucking but did you have to I don't know. I mean look do you have to be this extreme? She's obviously she got money now and it's and I don't look I don't want to judge like you want to be this extreme? Obviously she got money now and it's, and I don't, look, I don't want to judge. Like you want to do it, do it, do it if you want to do it. It's just, do you really, I wonder if they, do you really know what you're doing? Oh yeah, she's old enough to know. Hey.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I know that, but I'm saying like, are you really understanding the magnitude of what's happening here? Yeah, she definitely does. She's old enough. Hey, real quick, would you rather have her as a daughter or Kanye West as a son? Kanye is a son. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:54:49 He's accomplished something at least true. Yeah a talent take and take away the music Then we yeah, but that's not still not the whole and you're just some guys scream Deposited in It just a a random dude. I don't know. I'm dying to bust, sweetie. Just have normal people, bro. You know?
Starting point is 00:55:10 It's like when people are like, oh yeah, you know, that person's crazy. It's like, dude, you know what, man? Hey, guess what? I got kids. They're going to grow up. They're not going to be crazy. You know why? I'm a good dad.
Starting point is 00:55:24 That's it. That's it. she has some she's a good mom she has to have some trauma from her childhood a thousand guys and then also she's like yeah let anybody come in me just ask that is weird bro or she giving back to the world you know she doing the Lord's work guys got a bust they need somewhere to bust. She's supplying a I never busted anyone I never busted anyone dude. I busted in like limited women. Really limited. What was it?
Starting point is 00:55:57 Who's the fucking guy? Yeah, yeah, Russell. It's unlimited. That's what it is, bro. That is you see that. No. Oh, come on. Dude, you never saw this?
Starting point is 00:56:10 No. Russell here. Yes, the typical boring. Yes, Russell, the robot Russell, the one you guys love to know. A real, real exciting. You know, I'm real excited. But anyways, everybody has to have an ultra ego, right?
Starting point is 00:56:25 And I've been thinking about what my ultra ego would be. And I think I have an ultra ego. His name, his name's Mr. Unlimited. You gotta be unlimited. You gotta have a thought process of being unlimited. So when people ask you what you're thinking about or what you wanna do in life or where you want to go, you got to be unlimited.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Tell them, I'm unlimited. You know what I mean? So when they ask you certain questions like, who brings you motivation, Russell? Mr. Unlimited. Who's your role model, Russell? Unlimited. What is your go-to person for advice, Russell? Same question. They think Pete Carroll. They think this person, think that person. Love doesn't make. What is your go to person for advice, Russell? Same question.
Starting point is 00:57:05 They think Pete Carroll, they think this person, think that person, love you Pete, but it's Mr. Unlimited, Tom. Wow, I had never seen that. You haven't? No. That was painful. So cringy.
Starting point is 00:57:18 I broke it down when it came out. Dude. So cringy. Unlimited. That is unreal. Unlimited. Mr., Mr., Mr., hey, hey, hey, why Unlimited. The whole time it seems like he's going to sneeze. That was the seventh take. His wife was like, who do you go to for advice, Mr. Unlimited?
Starting point is 00:57:36 All tied up in the fucking chair. Who do you go to for advice? Say it, bitch. I want to say unlimited. And that wasn't an ad. He was just- No, no. He was just like- He's like, hey y'all, some of y'all want to say unlimited and that wasn't an ad he was just no no he was just like he's like hey y'all something I want to get to know me I know I'm mr. robot but this was a while ago it says you did three years ago no it was
Starting point is 00:57:54 for more than that but it's not limited but it was just this is where I kind of this is kind of where I was like I knew who he was but this is where I was like oh he was such a good player and he was, but this is where I was like, oh, this guy. He was such a good player, and he was gonna be, he was the first draft pick to MLB too. He's a baller. Oh really? Super baller. Talk about unlimited.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Drafted by the Rockies. Mr. Unlimited. He fucked my Broncos over, so fuck him. He did. What team's he on? He's on the Pittsburgh Steelers, free agent now though. Oh, he's still playing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Is he the one that marries, what's her name? Sierra? Yeah. mr. Unlimited Hey, you wanna split this subway sandwich. It is my signature sandwich. Oh, that's funny It's called the danger which and it's dangerously good That's funny someone it wasn't a real commercial. No, I know that but that's just That's a tough You ever done anything dangerous Unlimited that is dangerous. Well, I've done something like that, too
Starting point is 00:59:01 Listen one time never mind that's too dangerous. Oh my god. Anyways, my danger which it's only in the vault. That's our little secret. Hey well first of all who he terrible well that but that was a funny idea but yeah it was just fuck Carissa Maxwell she did it. Is she she a big she's funny. Is she? Let me see who it is. This is on live it go to like she's funny though. Yeah. Okay. Yeah I've never seen this. Yeah, I don't know who that is. But anyway What you say go Yeah, yeah start something yeah and Brendan was wonderful, all right
Starting point is 00:59:45 I've seen herself before. It's come across my algo. Mr. Unlimited, my algo, unlimited. Unlimited, unlimited. I wanna, I don't understand this. Just play football, right? I'm gonna be in Spokane and Peoria and Dubuque and a bunch of different places, Denver, Rhode Island,
Starting point is 01:00:11 Appleton, Wisconsin or whatever that place is. And a bunch of places. So go to chrislea.com, New York. I'm changing Donny's name to Mr. Unlimited. Yep, there you go. Love you guys. Hey, it's Adam Car Mr. Unlimited. Yup, there you go. Love you guys. Hey, it's Adam Carolla. And this is Dr. Drew.
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