The Golden Hour - Think About That a LITTLE BIT! | The Golden Hour #146 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

The guys talk comedians talking smack about other comics, Marc Maron going after Matt Rife, how the comedy community got destroyed by the internet, Ralph Barbosa's atypical route to promote his comedy, Erik's story of his wife mistaking a woman for being pregnant when she wasn't, Theo Von kicking a girl out of one of his shows, condoms that change colors when they detect STD's and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Because it is a golden hour, It's the Gold Now You see Jeff Dye go in on him? No. Yeah, he was on... Yeah, because he keeps talking shit about Jeff Dye. Yeah, he was on the Legion of Stanks.

Yeah. Oh. I don't really want... I don't see any of that shit. Oh. Wait, but what happened? Tell me. Well, he was just because Mark, you know,

when Jeff got passed at the store, now Mark has to deal with him, but he was talking a lot of smack about him. Oh, really? And then Mark, then Mark was on some pocket. And he's saying like, yeah, I don't even know who that was, you know? Really?

Yeah. He goes, I've never heard of it. He goes, I've never heard of him. And then Jeff is like, why me? He's like, why are you picking me for this? You've done this to everybody. And all of a sudden, I'm the one. You know, Jeff said this?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Jeff listed off like all the big names, Marin's had issues with. He's like, but you're coming after me, but I thought you didn't know who I was. And he listed like huge names that Mark's had issues with. Got it. Yeah, but it's just a weird. I just think it's a weird podcast tool.

and press tour to basically we're not even talking about it special all we're talking about is like how what he does what he says he's just salty I think that's I think that's just salty I don't think it's good for the brotherhood I don't like that shit yeah brotherhood what what brotherhood do you speak up the one that kicked my friends out of the brotherhood the one that kicked my friend Chris and Brian out what fucking brotherhood well that's what I'm saying Yeah, weird. There isn't any. But, you know, whatever.

I mean, uh... Fuck them. Yeah. I, I, I don't know. You know, I see these guys out, out. And they're just all like, hey, what's up? Yeah. You know?

Oh, dude. Of course. Oh, you're doing so... You're so funny. I'm like, oh, okay. All right, bro. Thank you. See you.

Yeah, man. Well, that's a weird thing now. You know, things are different. You know what I mean? I mean, everybody, you know, I tell you, this is a byproduct of people being so concerned about social influence. Oh. You know?

This is what this is really about. I mean, social influence is everything. It drives engagement. It drives revenue. And people don't want to, anything that they think is going to take away from the money that they're going to make, they're going to be, they're going to put up the tents and be like, nope, that's it. They're going to protect it at all costs.

Yeah, at all costs, man. Even it means losing their friends, whatever. Yeah, yeah. Like, whatever. It's all good. I mean, I just, I always say, like, I feel like it sucks that loyalty is not something that people value. Yeah, no, not at all.

And it's weird, too, because. except for your boy here yeah oh there's a few there's a few there's a few no there are a few oh yeah who else who else there are people i don't you know i don't know if they don't speak of them but in the spotlight in the spotlight but no but that you're you're yeah but nobody actually just but that's a thing where nobody cares like there's so many people who are like to me that are in the spotlight that are like dude you got you you got to get back we're going to you know you you deserve to be fucking doing these and movies and shit. And I'm like, yeah, bro, uh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, like, I mean, people who are like, you know, in the business, in the business and also famous and they're like, dude, you got to get you in something. No, it doesn't count. I know, no, no, no. It doesn't. I know it doesn't, but that's my point.

I'm saying they don't care. They don't care. Why would they care? But that's weird to me, though, because like, because like to me, it's like, I, I don't know, dude. it's like you take you take like the the movies and shit and like movies about movies and how they're so you know they always play Hollywood like this fake thing but like dude that's just kind of what everything is like it's not not like that it's not like that in other businesses like the second the second anything is about anyone anyone everyone gets scared and they just go oh well uh i'll just do whatever's right quote unquote and then this way my my brand is protected I guess but like dude the people who don't give a fuck like truly who don't who really just don't like us you know and there are others

but like you know it's just it it's it's well at least for me it's it's freeing like I don't have I don't I don't have I have a problem with everyone going on podcast and talking shit about everyone it's it sucks dude it just sucks like when i see some comic go out and talk about some other show that a comics on or somebody's bashing uh another comic that they came up with or or they there's talking about how they don't like kill tony but chris chris name name no good comics are doing that i haven't seen one like legit comic talk shit on another one right there are no public well right there's no i mean look nobody nobody that you respect no you can argue that, yeah, look, obviously, you know, there are comics that are above it, like Bill

Burr, Chris Rock, you know, the big guys, but they are above that. But there are people who are, that are not above that, who made their, who made their living that way, you know, who made their living talking shit, who made their living getting clicks. They're not, they're the people that, that, that, that, what are they going to do? They can't not do that anymore. you know but i mean you got i saw i saw a clip the other day with these comics that were you know they were not well known but they were talking shit about kill tony and it's like hilarious just you know why like for what for what because he's the big dog it's it's i know but it's like when you when you get to a certain level like people are going to take shots it's like it's a weird

comparison but i like i'll talk shit about the ufc i love the ufc but i talk shit about him because they're so massive yeah i understand like they're so big like the I understand. It's just what you do. It's different when it's a company when you're talking about actual people, like comedians. It's like that shit affects people. Like when, you know, Mark Marin goes, I mean, look, you talk about Mark Marin. Like, he'll go out and he will, he knows that he has issues with people.

Like, I mean, he's not like, he says he's, you know. That's his thing. But to go on a podcast. Yeah. And talking to a guy and being like, uh, the kid, these are the words, the kid doesn't have an act. Yeah, yeah. No. To talk like that?

But what I'm saying is... Like what? But here's my thing. But here's my thing for... It doesn't affect Matt Rife. Because what happens and what Mark's doing, Mark's a fossil. So he, his demos, 45 to 77, none of those people are fucking with Matt anyway. So it's not like Matt's losing fans or somebody's on the fence like, well, Mark Barron said...

No, it doesn't affect Matt. It doesn't affect Matt's fans. But it does affect... Matt, dude. Like when I see somebody talking shit about me, it bothers me, dude. I understand I understand, it's like, oh, I don't give a fuck

and like you say, oh yeah, okay, that's a thing. But like, you, you, you, you, you don't give a fuck because you go, okay, then I can't give a fuck. It's not because you truly don't give a fuck. It's, it sucks. No, you gotta not. It'll drive you crazy. I understand.

And you get, you find the balance. But it just sucks, bro. Like, you know, say what you want about. Who you tell? Who you tell. No, I, I know. I know, I know. But I'm saying, say, say, say whatever you want about whoever's comedy. It, like, it's, it's annoying and it sucks. Like, when I see people like, oh, yeah, uh, fucking, you know, Burke Kreischer takes his shirt off. That's all he does. It's like, all right. What are you doing? Dude, what are you doing? He made it. You know, he's got his life, you know, or Tom Segura fell off or whatever the fuck it is. Crystal Leah fell off. It's like, dude, what are you doing? Like, for what? What are you doing? What are you doing? make it make it it's hard make well they could but but but but again those people that are

saying those comments like we all get it oh Chris fell off Brian fell off Brendan fell off I'm like this if this is falling off sign me the fuck up I well that this is what it is that's the truth I wouldn't so it's no it's it's it's also no one doing well who's making those comments Chris fell off oh did he cool do you know much Chris makes a year I'm not Do you have any fucking clue how well he's doing? Yeah. But also I like, I don't like when people talk about someone.

Like, I hate when it's a host. You know, and then they're like, they're talking to this person and they're trying to bring up something as if they think the people watching are going to think that that host

is a good person. Oh, right, yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's like, no, man, why are you bring? People are, they're terrible.

Yeah. They don't care about like what. Name a podcast. They're fucking terrible, bro. They're so, they're assholes they're shitty and like when they pick someone like fuck this person matt rife whatever me whoever it is like you know what i mean like they just pick that person and it's and and then it's like uh you believe them because why but chris well you believe who

you believe who no no one believes them but my thing is is is do you know anyone who's doing shit that doesn't get this type of hate do you know any do you know anybody name one I can't name one way or another, yeah, for one way or another, yeah. Name one dude, who's actually making money. But it's different when it comes from the fucking actual community. You know what I'm saying? It's different when it comes from the community. Yeah, what community?

You guys keep saying this community. Right. Community full of cucks, dude. Soft people. Well, it was. I've been around for a while. Yeah, there was a community. Exactly.

Yeah, there was. Yeah. I thought at least. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I believe that the internet helped to destroy that. Yeah. And, you know, the discipline is now. But I agree.

There was a community. There was a community before Rogan left, like those whatever five to seven years. I mean, it was the golden age, right? But I think to your point, like these guys that does this stuff, part of it's not their fault. Like, I'm not giving them an out, but part of it is social media, YouTube. It's created to, the algorithm's created to entice hate, to negativity. So if I make a reaction video going, Chris is the best comic ever

and Eric's the friendliest comic ever and he's so good. I get 5,000 views. If I make one that goes, Chris sucks cock and Eric sucks bigger cock, I get 100,000. It's just how we're wired. It's my cock.

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if you're farming stuff, like you know how comedies go out there and farm for crowd work? If you're on a podcast farming for clicks, you suck. You suck. If you go out there and you're like, oh, dude, let's try to make it. So let's talk. Yeah, we should talk about that because fuck, fuck him.

You, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're a ho. You're a hoe at sushi. You're a fucking ho. But they know that. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. But they know that.

There's no longevity in it. Nobody thinks that they're doing, nobody thinks that they're bad, bro. Hitler thought he was doing the right thing. So it doesn't matter who, uh, what, these people know they know they know they know they know they know they know it's scummy work but but it's the only way they can make money well no i don't know i think that some people take that they take this weird high ground that's the that's my problem with like what mark merrin does is like yes taking the high ground this moral this moral high ground and this like a gene

genius uh complex that some of them have to be like i'll next got that he's got this genius complex that it's like well this is what comedy's supposed to be and yeah and mark's all you know telling me, like, you know, man, I just care about comedy. Jesselnik's different than Mark. I like Jesselnik's different than Mark. Mark's a salty bitch. Jesselnik will do it like when he goes after Roger and something. It's still in a funny way and it's kind of his thing, right, being kind of that asshole.

Yeah, well, I don't mind Juselnik. I don't know. Anthony's my friend. I like him to his face. No, yeah. I don't like that shit. He was talking about Matt. I hit him up.

I was like, yo, dude, did you watch it? I was like, you know, I directed that special. And he was like, oh, I didn't watch it. you know i said oh okay that shit just makes me feel bad i mean like i personally i like jessonick whenever i see him i just don't like that i don't like that's awesome he's a dark comic though that's his thing i know i know i know i know but when you carry it over

into a podcast saying yeah fucking this person sucks and you don't even know marron doesn't even have he doesn't even know that matt has an act like that matt has an act you don't have to think it's funny but but all that shit's crazy So, so I don't know, man. I'm just saying it, it sucks, dude. Well, you know, when I see comics getting dragged or whoever getting dragged, it just fucking always sucks, man. It always sucks.

Even if, even if I don't like them, I'm like, ah, it sucks. But in general, like the fan base that's going to buy tickets or watch a show, they're already conditioned to this bullshit, this toxic community. Right. Most of them are like, ah, fuck it. You know, they pass it, you know? Now, maybe now, maybe starting now, but like not up until now, it's been, it was rough. you know like you know i it affects it it social media really affects people like look dude

it really affects people like it you know it affects i know i know people's trying to everybody i know everybody yeah yeah yeah and the bottom line is it affects everybody the bottom line is yeah don't be a fucking pussy or a hoe at sushi fucking suck it up you know realize realize that you're you're your your your real and so and social media is not why would you you touch the chords and um because it's right there so we're a place for our cords and um i was just happy that there was no buzz and i was like they did a good job oh yeah so fuck it up has mary has has has man ever ran into rife at the comedy store like in the hallway no no no no they haven't met yet no they have i don't know no no listen marron's a soft cuck merrin would be like bro you know come

on man and i guarantee if matt came at him with like bro what the fuck are you doing well he said i guarantee you marr would back off well he said to me guarantee like he said you know just walked up to me he was like look at man I'm not jealous I'm not bitter at worst I'm old bullshit and I said to him Mark if it looks like a duck yeah well yeah you have to look at what it comes off as yeah I mean look I sat dude I sat next to Mark Marin

on a flight from somewhere to somewhere it was totally pleasant and cool and this was before all that Matt Rife stuff and then I'm like it's so interesting that that's the same fucking guy you know but no see here's my thing I've been following Marin for ever dude i was listening to mark baron's podcast how long 15 years now like i'm a fan of mark

marron his podcast i like merrin i was the one when he was dealing with hecklers the time store i stayed after to make sure he didn't get beat up in the parking lot like i like marron i like his podcast i don't like what he's doing to matt rife like that that ain't the energy bud there's different ways to get attention you're too old for that shit leave that to the kids leave that to the guys with no talent there's people that are this is this is talented but this is the thing There are people that are going to And I'm not saying this is what Marin is doing But there are people that are going to hear what we're talking about now

And go check out Mark Marin They're going to be people that don't even know who he is And they're going to go, who's that guy? Google him. They're going to watch some of his special. So that's that's... And he's funny. Yeah, no, yeah.

I mean, Marin says when he, some of his stuff is fucking great, okay? So when you go on, when you go, when you go to watch his stuff and then you see him, that's a win. that's a win in his eyes for him yeah but chris but here's sure but it doesn't take away from christalia fans or griffin fans no one's in like well no i know i i know mark merrin said this it doesn't matter i know but my point is it's not like they're not going to stop watching you no i know i know i know that but the point is that's that's why and i'm not saying that's why merrin does it because i don't know if that's why he does it but that's why people do that that's why people go out and say

let's talk shit about fucking matt ripe let's talk shit about this guy let's talk shit about that guy. It'll get clicks. You see those videos that's like, they say fucking Tom Sawgara, Andrew Shuts, they all fell off. It's like they'll have like 300,000 views. And you're like, whoa. All of us, all of us have one of those on here. I had one that said I was going to prison

like two weeks ago. Oh really? That's hilarious. Yeah, but like, but people click on that. And that, that, that's, listen, man. Yeah, it doesn't, ultimately it doesn't matter. Look, this is just like a political ads. They're proven that negative political ads.

Yeah, are more effective than the others. Right. And in this business, it's the same thing. Yeah. Negativity pushes all the content. You know, and you know what's interesting is how, like. And that's a problem. I've been watching Ralph Balbosa right now, you know, so you got a special, but he's great.

It's weird how it's so different now. So he went on Rogan, and then he went on Club Shay-Shay, and now that's the thing. It's not the Tonight Show. It's not, you know what I mean? Well, because those aren't fans. None of that stuff. This is like to me into Ralph. It's crazy how this is driving business.

You know what I mean? And then of course when you go on Club Shaysay, you got to talk about like, you know, he talked about George Lopez not being nice and, you know. You know what I mean? It's like now Kat Williams, you know. That Kat Williams shit is like, you know, you want to get on that. 90 million views. But that's so, bro, it's like everyone's like, oh yeah. And then Kat Williams ticket.

shut up it's like bro i i to talk to go on there and talk shit about the whole community and get facts wrong bro like you know what i mean like not everything he said was right to get on there and talk about shit and and shit is wrong and then fucking cedric the entertainer is like what the fuck yeah yeah i haven't thought of cat williams in fucking 10 years yeah and and and that sucks for cedric the entertainer well the other one the big beef right now that is the this is the other what's that comic Ali Sadiq or whatever Like there's like a yeah he's great He's good

Him and Kat are like Oh dude I don't subscribe to any of that shit Because Kat was on What's his name? These people are all Carmelo Anthony's podcast Who the fuck is that? Carmelo Anthony is a great Denver nugget

You want a national championship As a freshman with Syracuse Come on Chris I don't fucking know dude There's too many people He's dating Lala There's too many fucking people Fair

Look at my boy Oh, he's adorable But it's like Dude I just don't subscribe to any of that shit dude Because like these people that you These people that you idolize They're all awful They're all awful dude

And and I don't know if that's true I know that's a blanket statement But there also there are people there that don't give I mean bro The top people They're also playing the game Yeah but they don't

That there are people that are like There are people that are trying to be and grow and evolve and be better but there are people that are just like when you see someone you can very obviously tell who the fucking crazy person is I don't this is the thing that bothers me

it's like they're like oh this person said that though so that's true look at that person how do they sound what do they look like what the fuck are they wearing that's why I don't that's why are they posing are they posing with their are they posing with their pussies on Instagram

you know what I mean yes correct like you but but but again most people are like you Chris so like when someone comes from me whoever it is I would hope they go uh let me look into who saying nobody does that they don't oh they don't do that they don't do that you just need to look at their Instagram you got to look out on stable they are nobody does that yeah they don't do that there's a video views does it doesn't mean that everyone has a million views they repurposed the video it got another million views nobody cares about what you're saying nobody's look if that were the case it would be a more sane world

people do in real life in real life yeah but not online no no no no not online and that does affect yeah nobody's looking like oh let's see if these facts are real nobody does that shit no way no way Netflix is putting out documentaries with the facts all messed up and not are getting sued have you seen

that big fat the biggest loser one did you watch that oh my god bro that document the lady's suing I did a whole thing about this on my podcast Congratulations. Yeah. Hey,

nothing that you can't just make a documentary about nothing. Dude. Oh, oh yeah. The biggest loser was a bad, was bad culturally. You don't fucking say. Hey,

fatso. Get up here. Lose as much weight and we'll still call you a loser. Yeah. Hey, that's, oh, that's bad? Dude, I'm surprised nobody fucking.

died. I'm so, so tired of these fucking documentaries making this is about dude somebody's gonna fucking meet somebody oh yeah

they slighted me nine nine part mini docu series because they didn't say buy back to me at the fucking Starbucks

who yeah sometimes you could be an asshole it doesn't mean that you're a fucking you make a this documentary

about you look at this shit fuck that good I hope she wins the word documentary has lost its luster well yeah you know

We should just stop Of course The best documentary of all time is Hoop Dreams And that just follows two kids In Chicago Urban area And they follows them all four years

That's a real documentary Right Right right right It has no agenda Right right right I just even dude When I saw when I knew documentaries were done

I saw fucking making a murder Isn't that what it was called Yeah And I go I love that I love making a murder Yeah yeah And then you go Google

Once He's so guilty And you go Oh, but this is my point, man. What a piece of flying shit. I use that one as an example all the time. Making a murder was probably one of the most watched documentaries ever. Those people are still in jail.

Mm-hmm. Okay? So it just lets you know, like, but the thing is, when you present, something about presenting as a documentary, people think that, well, this must be true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? No, that's what they're supposed to do. That's what those documentaries are for. Well, they're not, that's not what they were.

in the army the army hammer one on paramount he's like oh I don't I don't know one of those women I know I know There's people out there that say They've had sex with me

I've never been alone In a room with them Yeah Dude do you understand what I'm saying Like this is the truth Yeah I'm telling you the truth And people are like

Oh no dude he fucking He pulled his dick out To uh Somebody who was trying to come up and do air conditioning maintenance what who hey what dude what that was in an article that i fucking showed my dick to somebody who came up to do uh maintenance to my air conditioning and dude hey think about that a little bit think about that a little bit think about that a little bit think about that a little bit and go like this hey army hammer got fuck yeah think about that a little bit

Think about, oh, who in the world comes to fix the air conditioning at, by the way, 11.30 p.m. So this is the night shift that I am going to want to show my dick to. First of all, has a female ever worked a night shift? And then worked on air conditioning. Mitioning maintenance at 11.30 p.m. Or is it, or is it, Ronaldo? Hey, my problem? What's on?

Oh, hey, oh, sorry. Hey, Ronaldo, you got to deal with that now. And you know what, making a clip. I don't give a fuck. It's so, it's so backwards. And you know that didn't happen. But people go, oh, well, hey, let's fucking cut Crystal Lee out of this. then you know what

how about this I'm real as fuck dude and I'm not what I'm telling you is the truth and you you know that you know that

oh but Chrisley is gaslighting okay fine then you know what let me just go be a family man talk to my motherfucking fans

and make a living and fuck off I don't give a shit but you know what do big dog i do i do give a shit but also i also you can't you can't anyone who's ever been through anything and by the way i know them all i know i know all those guys i know army hammer i know all the fucking dudes now because we're like wow wow and we tell each like we go really that's like allanon yeah can we get army hammer on here i don't know he's doing pods he is doing what i wanted to is i want

i want to do a fucking movie with him that would be amazing i'll direct it i'll be so great Hey, where was making a murder? Was it in Ohio? Wisconsin. No, no. Yeah, I was in, I was in somewhere in Wisconsin at a bit about making a murder. And people came up after and were like, dude, just so you know, like that documentary is full of shit. He's so guilty because I don't look into it.

They're like, dude, he's like it's, there's no. But imagine a. If and the butts about it. He's so guilty. But imagine a big company like Netflix doing a 10 part documentary. It's crazy. It's, you know, wait, not, and, and, and saying that this, these people are innocent, were the Innocence Project who, like, notoriously gets people out of jail, they got involved

to the point where you're like, and then, now you just, now you just Google it, right? And they go, oh, these are the 10 things they left out of the documentary. These are the things of like, oh, he did it. You know what I mean? I don't know, man. It was just like, I think that that's why I'm off. I'm off documentaries. I'm off of them.

How about this? Even the Michael Jackson documentary for those two guys. Oh, dude, I agree with you. Listen, I agree with you. Oh,

that one's bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is my problem with it. Well, you didn't say anything yet, but I think I agree with you. But this is my problem with that. So, like, it would be like if I'm doing a documentary right now

about like, you know, Brendan Shob is a, you know, and this bottle of waters right here. And then in that same interview, this bottle of water disappears. That means you're doing cuts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

And that means you're going, you know what, let's do it again and make it sound more. No, man, that's not a documentary is supposed to be almost like court. You know what I mean? Like you're giving your testimony fresh, you record it, you move on. If you're letting the person, if time is moving, you go, let's do it again, let's do it again, let's do it again. Then it's like, fuck you. That shit ain't real. Yeah, but it's also like with those Netflix documentaries, like they have one on Amanda Knox.

You'll look at it. It'll be like executive producer, Amanda Knox. It's like, oh, then I'm not getting the real story. If she has creative control, what is she leaving out? Or like with the Vince McMahon documentary, like executive producer, Vince McMahon. I'm like, oh, fuck this. Well, sometimes though, Brendan, people, sometimes people don't know how crazy they come off. That's why the being Bobby Brown reality show was so great.

A long time ago, yeah. Yeah, because him and Whitney Houston, they didn't know how crazy they came across. Yeah. Like, they thought, well, we're smoking crack. They're smoking crack. I know, but what I'm saying is even if somebody's making their own documentary. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Even if somebody's making their own documentary, I think that you can see some truth in, you know, what's not being said or. Oh, if you're smart. Yeah. If you're smart. If you're smart. So it's like, it's this. I just, I don't know, man. I just, that shit's bananas to me.

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No promo code needed. Good luck. Did you see this? Yeah, that looks. nothing like Justin Bieber. Yeah, but people don't know. Oh, okay. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah, these are the people who are watching documentaries. Yes, exactly. You're at a club and they're like, hey, Justin Bieber's here. No, these are the people that comment on like Mark Merrin and the Matt Rife drama. That's what I'm saying. Same thing. Clearly that's not him.

Well, when you look at that, you know, it's not him. Far away, I guess, you know. Yeah. I don't know. I honestly don't know why, and maybe they do, but I don't know why they don't do stuff like this more. Like bring out fake celebrities. You know, and maybe they do.

I bet they do. We just don't know. But like this is... They have fake presidents. But now with... But there's footage about everything. That looks crazy. Like that right there...

Oh, that's obviously not just... That looks like... What's the dude that came on the podcast? That's obviously not... Yeah. It looks like Chet Hanks. More than it looks like Justin Bieber. What is the dance?

Like these people don't... And look at all these idiots with their cameras. They don't know it. No, but you know who's not buying it? The bouncer. With the dress. He's like, what in the fuck? Look at him.

He goes... This ain't fucking Justin Bieber. That's hilarious. Somebody is somebody. That's almost spooky. Is somebody getting sued here? Did you ever see when, you know, because all the presidents have a body double, right? So if they assassinate them, they don't get the real one.

Do you ever see the Biden body double? He's literally six, seven. Oh, that's funny. But he looks just like him, but he's fucking enormous. I mean, that, okay, to be honest with the tattoos and shit, that does kind of look like Justin Bieber. I get it with the glasses. No, it just looks off. Yeah.

You know what it looks like the Uncanny Valley? The Uncanny Valley. This angle, maybe, but that stage performance didn't look like Doesn't be rare at all. Nobody knows about the fucking Uncanny Valley. No. Do you not? Really?

No. Oh, it's so interesting. Okay. So, you know how like robots, if a robot came in here and was like, hello, how are you? And it was made of metal and we would be like, oh, shit, that's so cute and cool. And like, oh, look at what it does. Hey, it moves my wallet or a fucking whatever it does, right? Right.

Okay. The more, the uncanny valley is. The closer it gets to looking human, the creepier and scarier it gets. So that's why like, like, okay, the movie smile. And they're smiling like that. That's not really a human thing to do.

So it makes you feel so creepy because it's like, wait, it's human, but it's not. And there's a bunch of different theories about it. There's theories where you, where people think about, oh, it's because, we're supposed to biologically know what's trying to trick us as human because that's a threat

or some people like Sam Tripoli probably is like oh fucking thousands a year ago there was an alien race that tried to fucking abduct us and they look just like us but we can tell it wasn't us you know so that's why they say it's in our DNA that that that creepiness makes us feel super fucking weird

like this shit like when it looks too much and movies have fucked up that way like like there's There's one thing called Mars Needs Moms. Remember that movie that came out? It was a long time ago. Look this up. But it made no money.

And that was when people started talking about. They were like, it's because of the Uncanny Valley effect. Because these Pixar guys didn't look enough human or enough cartoon. So there's like a middle ground where when you see that, it's very off putting. So that's what I'm saying. He's the Justin Bieber on kind of valley. That is off putting. You know what?

We got to get Sam Tripoli back. I have no idea what it is. He never checked in with him in a while. Did not explain it right? Yeah. you know yeah you know Sam was just on Rogan he was great on there Sam's great Sam's great Sam's great if you want to you talk about listening to a podcast well you know there's very few people that do podcasts uh solo podcast that dude yeah that dude I don't know

if he still has that solo podcast that he does he does he has tin foil had he does like seven podcasts a day but he was on Rogan you know he has some crazy shit and Rogan just go where did you read that because you you know because rogan can't let him just mouth off with not checking him rogan go where would you where do you read that at and sang goes the streets he was oh okay that's great that's great and rogan just goes okay coming from rogan as much craziness that has been on that show you know what i mean i remember that one covid rogan doesn't 200 million people are going to die from covid you know what i mean it's like there's always some crazy person on there well saying it yeah but it's not rogan's saying it's it's it's it's usually

Usually his guest. I know, I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like, there's always somebody on there saying something. Well, I just wish people were smarter, but they're not.

You know, it's like, you know, going back to Mark Merrin. Actually, you don't want people to be smarter because, you know, that, you know, that's how a lot of people make a living. But it's like, but also, but you got Mark Marin, going back to Mark Marion, he's like, you know, oh, they had Trump on a podcast and they fucked it all up. And it's like, but didn't he, didn't he have, did he have Biden on? He had Obama on, I know. You know, so like, well, that's what I'm saying. It's just weird moral superiority that people feel. I got to tell you all something Rachel did.

It's our neighbor. So she's doing this mommy and me thing within the neighborhood. So she's talking on one of the girls, one of the moms. Well, she's about to be a mom. She's like about to deliver in the next week. What's mommy and me? It's like you have like a... It's a porn website.

Yeah. And so then, like, so then Rachel's walking in the neighborhood with Wolf and she sees a girl that she thinks is the girl because she says, oh, hey, Sarah! You know, the girl doesn't respond and she goes, oh, you're not Sarah?

Oh, I thought you were Sarah because, you know, Sarah's pregnant and about to have a baby. And this lady goes, I'm not pregnant. Oh. Oh. And I was like, and let me tell you like the layers upon layers of why this sucks.

It's one thing to say to what you... I immediately go, oh, we have to move. No, dude. It's one thing to say, wait, it's one thing to say, hey,

are you pregnant, okay? It's another thing to say, no, you're right. You're about to deliver. It's a journey. It's a whole journey.

They both went on a whole journey. And then the lady was like, she's like, oh, my, the Rachel goes, Rachel was like mortified. She was like, I'm so sorry.

And the lady says, well, I have a thing. Something's wrong. You know, they're a worse. I have six weeks to live It wasn't that

But it's just like I was like Rachel Like she's done this twice now In a neighborhood now Was the big fat lady Was she like fat? Big fat I love when people say big fat

It wasn't like she was I guess it wasn't even that she was big fat But I think she had something going on With her stomach Some people are weird Yeah fat It's called fat Yeah but I know

It sucks when it collects It sucks when it sucks in one place You know what I mean And then not Yeah it looks like you have a like a spare tire is what they call it, a muffin top. Mine's in my dick. And then another one was like, you know, one of the kids,

this kiddies, he's a boy, it's got long-ass hair. Yeah, but you're not doing your kidney favors if the kid's five. Just long hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Rachel says, hey, what's your daughter's name? Yep, yeah, that's the parent's fault. You know what I mean? No, that happens all the time because Bosti had long hair forever and they'd be like,

oh my God, she's so cute. I'm like, the fuck out of that. I know, but you just go, like, what are you supposed to like, you know, even when Wolf was really young, you look, more like rape you know you're like a cute little girl but you don't get what i'm saying is i don't like people to get mad about that no no if you have long hair as a five year old you're gonna say yeah absolutely that's why we shave bossy's head yeah yeah yeah exactly you know so it's like i don't know man it's but i just i feel i was like wait what are you doing it's like two more and we have to

move oh that's great yeah yeah yeah yeah well you're at least the dumb house I hope you Hopefully you're only the dumb house Yeah I don't do What's worse to be the mean house I think probably the mean house is worse Oh my God That's fucking hilarious

That's funny Yeah I Yeah none of that shit over at my house Do you talk to your neighbor? Yeah exactly That's because you're like Oh you know what happened the other day You're unsocial motherfucker

That's what that is No you know what happened the other day I get a knock Brendan lives on a fucking 60-acre estate, so he didn't even see his neighbors either. No, bro, I see my neighbors every day. Like, the kids play football in the backyard or baseball. Like, they're on the same team.

So the dads are like me, so we all get the kids together, damn there every day. I see him every single day. That's the thing. That's what Rachel's trying to do with this. So, like, a bunch of kids came over. Their moms, and they're just, like, running in the backyard and all this. That's great.

I'll look at that. I get all emotional because I'm like, oh, look at that. There's a community. I get emotional to us. are yelling um but no i uh i yeah the guy can't i get a knock at the door i'm home alone which is like so rare so rare and i get i open a door and it's some guy and he's like hello hi i am your neighbor and i was like oh really and he was like yes uh here and he gives me a a fucking kilo of coke dude honestly that would have made more sense he gave me a uh what you

You know those paper bags, grocery store, big paper bags? Yeah. They put groceries in. But the paper ones, not the plastic ones. Right. Bigger. Okay. Full to the top of, with apples.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's an awesome neighbor. No, no, it really is. It really is. Was he Indian? I can't tell your accent. Was he Indian or does he have down to?

Middle Eastern. That's that uncanny shit right here. Gotcha. And he says certain gifts make you feel like that. He says, here you go, I want to give you, I want to give you this, welcome to the neighborhood. By the way, I've been there a year. Okay, but I say, oh, yeah, thank you so much.

Yeah, we've been here about a year. I said, so you, you, where have you been? Yeah. And he says, oh, yeah, we only come for the summer. And so he's there with the summer. I can't imagine how much money this guy has. But, um, especially if you're, yeah, your home.

My house is the cute summer house. Yeah. Yeah, that's like, what? Yeah, crazy. That also means he has Apple. apple trees. Yeah, that is what he He's bawling.

Yeah, no, he had a, this is from my apple and you know what I'm thinking? Oh, he just wants to get rid of a bunch of these apples. This is why, I'm, I'm his trash. I get it. You know what I mean? I'm the recycling bin.

You know what I got? 400 apples sitting on the fucking counter right now. He's been watching you and he's like, you need apples. He needs apples, yeah. Yeah. The apple of day. So anyway, it was, uh, the guy was super sweet and it was very nice. I appreciate stuff like that because I think like, like the other day, somebody said,

I can't remember where I was, but they were like, yo, dude, I don't know if you like, where the fuck was I? But it was, I was somewhere specific. Coffee shop? No. I was, but there was a show or something and they were like, oh, dude, if you want any weed, like, I'll hook you up. And I'm like, oh, bro, I appreciate that balance. I do appreciate that kind of

shit. Like, I, I, I understand that that's a like offering of like, you know, it's not about the apples when the guy comes over. It's about, oh, welcome to the neighborhood. That's sweet as fuck. but okay but it's different when somebody's offering you weed that's way different than a bag of apples not really because no one would come over with a shopping bag full of weed obviously bro no no this is the reason why i mean they might it is more of like a that's like a real like

that's an addiction that people love and if if they're sharing that with you it means more than the fucking apples from the from your orchard if you're addicted if you're addicted to weed grow up grow up I just think it means more I just think it means more I do from being on workaholics I would go place you know how many people

just want to like oh oh yeah of course let me smoke you out man give you apples oh you know well apples right right right smoke it out of the thing you know what I would always be like I know about the streets

but I know how I know how it means I know when people offer you weed it like really means stuff I think it means more than the apple guy I don't know yeah because no one has just weed trees. I don't think so. I do. Yeah, because it costs money. It's a limited resource. It's a limited resource. Oh yeah. Our listeners are going to say apples. Hey, Chris. What? Have your girl make some

apple pie. It's probably poison. We're all going to be in the fucking show. That movie thinner, the Stephen King thing. No, but the, the, the, the, the, my point is for that guy to gather apples come over, knock on my door, that's a whole thing. That's not like, hit this. That's, that's, that's, wait. Oh, you know you're wrong. Oh, you know you're wrong. Ah, you know you're wrong. No, no, dude. It was a nice gesture. It was a nice thing, Eric.

It would be like you offering your coffee bean, you know? You just walking down. You, hey, man, you want you, you want some coffee bean? Like, you know, like, you wouldn't do that. Probably so weird. But it means something to you. I'm just saying, I think weed is like a shared thing that, like, when you're smoking with people, it's like a, it means more than the fucking foreign, weird foreign guy.

He doesn't get it. He's not going to get it, and it's fine. It's fine. I respect you. I think you're really smart. It's a nice gesture. Here's the problem. The guys just got to a summer home and the apples are overgrown and they're all over the place.

So we had this person. I understand. Hey, go put all the apples on the ground there and we're going to go give it to the. I thought about all this. The dude that, you know. If Kristen was going to give apples to them, I'll tell you this much. She'd put it in a nicer basket. But the dude, the dude was the dude.

Whether or not he wanted to get rid of the apples, he still had to come over, knock on the door, have a smiley face. like what kind of bag was it no it wasn't like it was like a some like you know no it was red and so it's probably Ralphs or some shit but um so we gave you apples in a Rouse bag

they might have been from Rouse fuck I know but uh he's just got fucking a thousand apples yeah if he goes give me a bag of apples yeah yeah more he's your sir more more more he's like that guy who did who's the guy from the fucking probably more more more

who's the fucking dude god damn it what's his fucking name uh how many times did you drink did you drink beers more more more Who's the guy? Come on, fucker. You know, you know, God damn it. It was the Supreme Court Justice.

Yes. More. Look it up. Dude, it's so funny. Bro, the memes are the best. That was, really. Honestly, that meme, we're giving more. More.

That and the fucking, watch this. The Usher, dude, two top ones that year. Cavanaugh. Yeah, Kavanaugh, dude. Fuck. More. Are you okay? More.

More. Turned it down. Probably. Anyway, dude. I wish I remember the guy's name, but. You're your neighbor? No, no, no, no. I don't know his name.

No, I do, but I'm not saying it. What if you found out that the apples are like... Hey, hey, Eric, stop touching the courts. There's drugs in the apples, and he just wants you to hold on to him. I know. Oh, wow. That's good. He's going to come back.

We drank beer. This one is so funny, dude. Do you have my apples? Look at this. Dr. Ford has described you as being intoxicated at a party. Does anybody know about this? Did you consume alcohol? hall during high school years yes we drank beer my friends and I the boys and girls this

was so stupid here this whole thing like beer still like beer we drank beer the drinking age as I noted was 18 so the seniors were legal senior year in high school people were legal what drink and we drink yeah we drank beer oh wow you're having a conversation with them what yeah sometimes probably had too many beers that sounded like you guys were Have you got too many beers? We drank beer. We like beer. Can't stop saying beer.

What do you consider to be too many beers? Oh, ladies, hot. I don't know. You know, whatever the chart says. It's the next one. Whatever the next one is. You blood alcohol chart. The next one is, dude, that's so good.

God damn it. More. More. More. Probably. Just type in more. Can't give it a more. What's his name?

He did. Oh, he did. Brett covering him more. This wasn't as big as you thought it was. Oh, yes, it was, bro. This part was bigger. It's a meme that they'll use for like, how many times have you done this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many times you masturbate in a day? More. Not drink beer to the point of blacking out. And I never. This whole thing. This was so stupid. You just want, see, this is the thing.

It's like you just want to be like, guys, you want him to be like, guys, what are we doing? Yeah, bro. Listen, anything you put on a trial like this, no matter what it is, it's going to feel crazy. Yeah, dude. It'd be like if I'm asking, you're asking somebody. So how many, uh, so.

You ever chew gum? Your friend says you masturbated a lot. You know, so, uh, you know. Yeah. Yeah. And then the fucking ugly woman is going like, so what would you consider a lot of masturbating? Say it. Say it.

Say how you masturbated. Yeah. And you're, and you're like, you're like, doesn't everybody masturbating? Yeah. It's like, what? It's just like, it's, uh, politics, man. I will.

And look at the woman back there. She's, she's, she's, she's, like, we all drank beer. Look, one of the left.

But this is what you're talking about, the moral superiority. It's like, yes. Yeah, it's like, when people have this sort of moral superiority, it's like,

fuck off. I hate it. Damn, look, look, it's on the right to your point, Mark Parenthood just called out the entire road is, there is,

64,000, exactly. That's it. Whether you believe it or not, not that's a win for whoever that person is making that video it's so weird but damn dude it's like wow

whatever is uh you can see that that girl get kicked out at theo show as she was walking out she was like fuck you too she had some big titties yeah what what happened what it was on TMZ

it was crazy uh-uh she was fighting during the show right I don't know why she got thrown out I can't believe what that shit I don't see but you see the fucking more shit the what shit More. That shit was so funny, bro. I don't know what does it.

Oh, she got big ass titties. I told you. It doesn't count if you're that big, bro. No, no, no, no, no. Also, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's a big, she's a thick chick, okay? I'm not, okay.

But those, the titties go out more than the stomach. So. Okay. Yeah, good, good. Like, these are, these are, this is, that will be nice. This will be fun. Okay. Okay.

Kevin know what I'm talking about I don't think I don't I don't I don't think that I don't think that that's for me That's not for you

That's not for you Don't sue me I'm in a I don't see me I'm in a I don't know I thought she punched someone She does There's another video

She does She does She's leaving She left hook some bitch it's always a chick man yeah it really is a lot of the time man i'll tell you that that's terrible uh he'll be throw he'll be throwing people out man he i don't think he even knew what was going on no not in a show that big bro yeah he didn't know what was going on when you get to 3,000 uh and above people get arrested at your show you got no idea what the

i was just about to say we got do these shows with matt at these arenas then after the show they'll come yeah man they had to kick out a thousand people you know what I mean you don't even know I got off stage once in Austin it's like a 3,000 or maybe it's St. Louis there's a 3,000 seat venue and I got off stage and they were like Do you see the fucking guy got arrested

Did I fuck you up? I was like what? No 3,000 so this for no No you don't know They don't know what was going on though Because he was talking during the He stopped his performance story

It was like get her out of here Well at this point you have to Because look at all this going on You know what I mean Well she's obviously You would never know because you're there could be six people in your crowd and you still wouldn't know

because you're so into your shit yeah yeah I'll be building act outs yeah did you guys leave I don't give a fuck it's true you know what you know what

I was thinking about this the other day what helped me so much with stand up is doing my podcast because I do I talk for an hour about shit that I think is funny I think and then there's two people in that room

and all I do for an hour is just to be bomb for two hours they're not laughing so i go that made me so good at stand up bro i get you is this it no no never really funny though it is yeah let's see you're bread right correct oh thought so um i got into yale law school check out the big brain on bread that's the number one law school in the country you're a smart motherfucker that's right i had no connections there i got there by busting My tail. Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast.

Sorry about that. Did you have it? Beer. I still like beer. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this? Sometimes I have too many beers, but I did not drink beer. Bro, who makes this shit? And I never sexually assaulted anyone.

Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. He is warm, friendly, unassuming. He's the nicest person. I don't remember asking me. who even thinks you know what after they see that I gotta put that with the fucking

Pulp Fiction thing that's crazy a guy has autism whoever did it I'm getting Mandela effect it's like if you're referencing a specific viral moment

where he says more or repeats the word more during clip there's not but it definitely happened it did happen yeah no I would send the meme with to I have a text chain

where we would just be like more, more, more, more. It was so funny. Wait, so, Nick, it's fake. That never happened? No, it happened. I don't think so, Nick. It's been a complete waste of time. Oh, I'm going to be in, uh, where am I going to be Houston, Salt Lake City, Pittsburgh, uh, Boise, uh, quoted Chrysley.com. I got Europe. Oh, and I, I'm adding

Gotinsburg, which is, I didn't know where that was. I've done a European tour, but I look, Gothenburg, Gothenburg, and I looked, and it's definitely where all of the fucking, like, in the movies were the spies meet.

And I'm like, oh, I can't wait. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to London, yeah. When are you doing that? October. Crisley.com. So I can't wait to do that. Amsterdam. I get it, dude.

It's going to be on and popping. I got a bunch of different dates, so go to chrysley.com and then go, if you're going to go see Eric, don't. Go see me instead. Wow. So they would rather fly to Europe. I used to do that on Brian's clips.

Why would he would be like, I'm going to be in fucking Minnesota. And I'll be like, and then I comment or I say, if you live in Minnesota, fly to Daytona this weekend, I'll be there. So yeah, but anyway, so more. I'm going to, I can ask my check. More. I can ask my, where's the, where can someone send me? Okay, here, hold on. Let me get.

Can someone send me the Brett Kavanaugh, quote, more? clip that you're canceled group chat Arm of Hammer just went like this Oh shit I got you boy Yeah who else is in it

Chris I mean it's like my brother And fucking Chris Mocko And By other people you don't know You just ruin the whole I was kidding I know I know I know I because I'm lost in the

yeah this is what happens on stage just why you don't know people getting kicked out Kevin can be getting arrested right now for not paying child support and you wouldn't even fucking know Kevin's getting arrested for that for that What is this? There's a condom that changes color when it detects I see

Oh that they oh that that's bullshit First of all first of all it's bullshit Yeah that's no way And by the way who cares Yeah, you got the condomber. Who cares? Hey, hey, hey, dude, hey, dude. What are we talking about?

Or if it doesn't turn colors, then you're like, never mind. Oh, yeah. Now, that's what it's for. You pull out and go, good. I'm going in deep. Fucking, Eric's nasty. He'd get the Infinity Stones condoms. Ew, it would be all different colors.

You're nasty, Eric. You got everything. You're so stupid. You're so stupid. One snap, you have HIV. But what color, like, yeah, do you determine the colors? Like, so if green is gonorrhea, you might be like, okay, you survive that. I'll get this shot.

It should just go green, yellow, red like a stoplight. Yeah. I like that. And AIDS is red? AIDS would be red. All gay guys are like, fuck! When you pull out and you see the AIDS one, you go a little slower just in case it break.

Oh, God. But when you see green, that green is you, grue, gugh, go, gugh. Oh, God. Right, Kevin?

No. Yeah. Let me just pull out. Just, yeah, take this off. Take it off me. You're clean.

This is, bro, how about the guy who fucking, they're now, how they're, I don't know how they're spinning it, or I don't know what the real truth is, but when the guy who had,

who is undocumented with the big rig, And then the family... Oh, and killed. The family of three? Crazy. Was it a family? So sad. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I brought the podcast. Yeah. I brought the podcast. You ruined it. And I talked about a family dog. Jesus Christ. What about it, Chris?

Five years away from no more truck drivers. Here we go. Hell yeah, bro. I'm sending it. I'm sending it to you motherfuckers, bro. Yes. You stupid bitches. Oh.

Oh, the truth comes out about how you felt about it. Unreal. I'm real. How dare you think that I did it? This is real. Wait, what was this group check? Oh my God.

You're such a period of shit. Okay, here it comes. Fucking great. More. I actually think it might have been at a different. Oh, wait. Was it not Brett Kavanaugh? No, that's not Brett Kavanaugh.

Oh, it's Michael Cohen. Yeah. Oh, damn it. Oh, you know, stupid bitch. He's a stupid bitch now, huh? It was taken. back and we all want apologies I didn't say it was him by the way

no no you were like keep going Nick that was me that was me yeah well we already know he's just stupid go go go go go over the again go ahead 50 times more 100 times more 200 times more 200 times

more 5 more probably that's funny bro what's he talking about it doesn't matter who knows but but everyone uses it for like yeah everyone uses it for either

what they did on the weekend or the thing I was saying how many times do you jack off yeah yeah yeah yeah 200 times yeah yeah 200 times more more probably until your dick rips off

probably yeah that's great that's right it was Michael Cohen that's right fuck did he go to jail yeah yeah he did was Trump

Trump didn't pardon him already or no because he went against Trump that's why he went to jail yeah yeah but then he got out right I think yeah that's weird that guy right behind him is going to die any second

he looks so old guess how much time he got how much time he got 15 years You just got it Hey hey hey hey yeah yeah No I picked a high number though Because I knew you were going to do that

He didn't get 15 years But I just want to Yeah Oh yeah There's only three years Way to go Brandon Fact Fact check my joke

Damn. Did you guys see, I thought it was kind of cool, you know, Trump and Putin, like, Trump's shaking his hand. And then the fucking B-2 bomber come flacced on them. But Putin didn't give a fuck, Putin was like, oh, interesting. I don't know. He looked a little, he's sick. I think he's still sick. Putin?

Yeah. What do you mean? With what? They've been saying that for years, though. Now his legs shaking. Oh, really? I mean, I don't know, I just, that's crazy. Yeah, that's weird.

That's a weird flex, right? It's the flex. You know? Yeah, that's just my, that's just my escort just in case you fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Putin, they're saying Putin's sick? Yeah, they've been saying, yeah, they've been saying that for years. Man.

Years, saying he's going to die, his cancer. Well, then it's fine if it's been saying it for years. I don't believe shit. if it, if it, that, die and then I'll believe it. Exactly. Exactly. It's like, okay, what's happening? Yeah. Wow, that's pretty crazy, dude. Yeah. The what, fucking, dude, those stealth bombers or whatever they call them,

what they call them? Those are fucking stealth. Yeah. Those are unbelievable. 2.1 billion. They're so expensive. Yeah. 2.1. What? Billion. For, for what? One. Oh my God, bro. I would need, I would need to see an itemized receipt.

No, no, for real. Wi-Fi. it's like why the fuck is it 2.5 billion I don't believe it that's literally where that's like the military industrial accomplice the numbers are made up right yeah I'd be like explain to me why this is that you know

explain to me what show me but you don't want to do budget cuts with the planes you don't want to look for the best deal on a stealth bomber it's not even like you're looking for the deal I'm just saying I don't believe it's that much money to make it they go like they're like 17 million yeah

we can get 2.1 billion just don't say anything just say two point one big I don't get it I don't get it I don't know there's always things like that that's wild what are you talking about

why that is those are fucking mean looking huh they're cool we should buy one are there they you think we could

we may be able crowd fund that for this podcast um I'll see if they got something on offer up crazy yeah

oh look at the look at the way they never you never see these things like is there any footage of this plane in action no because they're fucking fast and quiet it's a stealth fighter jet eric

they're like they take off like this there has to be some there has to be something yeah i mean you can see it but we we can see bigfoot people got covered so people got ghosts you know you can get ghosts on on a you know please don't activate brenden but you can't see a b2 bomber yeah yeah i know i mean holy shit it costs around $130,000 per

hour to operate this thing. Oh my gosh. You must. So if you're going to bomb someone, you really got to hate them. Nick's underpaid in, honey. It's like, what do you do to operate it? Like, what do you do to? Wow.

I don't believe none of that shit. It's crazy. It's crazy. You're like, yo, I'm going to Reno. I'm going to take the beef. Wait, wait. Once you find out, let's say, hey, we want you to fly this thing. You go, okay, I can fly planes.

And you find out it's $2.5 billion. Then you're like, oh, yeah, it costs $130,000. Well, insurance, yeah, yeah. Like, everything is, like, heightened. Yeah. How fast do you think he can go? No, you're not getting me. You're not getting me.

More. You thought about, you're like, I don't care first. And then you're like, now. You know what I thought immediately was? My first thought was, how do I turn this into the more joke? But then I realized you were doing it. that's and then that makes you mad that's how hard that's how hardcore I am about being funny I was like oh I'll turn it and they go oh Nick's doing it

Nick you're fire wow that's that's funny okay how's uh how's the kids over there Brendan how's the baseball going and all that is that still uh uh tiger starts football tonight and then after football I get He has a meeting for his baseball team, a parent meeting. And then tomorrow, Bosti starts baseball. So it's every day this week, dog, picking up. Wow. Is it every day this week?

Every day this week. They have some between the two of them. They have sports every day this week. Sports every day. Wow. How many weeks? It will end in November. How many weeks is that?

I don't know, man. More. Like fucking 16. More. You can't make it happen? I know. Stop trying to make more happen. More.

I don't know, man. It's so annoying to ask how many weeks it is. How many weeks is that? I don't know, man. What the fuck? But yeah, I'll be in Houston, Salt Lake City, Boise. You're coming to Texas, Christopher? Yeah, Houston.

It's still so far. Texas is so big. Are you L.A. people, actually, on the 27th, I'm doing my show at flappers. Nice. Again, may I got to get you on that? Are you in town? When?

27. I don't know. Go down. Go down. More. Yeah, he's in town. That was good. That was a nice one.

It looks like I'll be in Pensacola, Florida then. No, no, it's, no, I'm talking about it in a week. You said September 22nd? I meant August 27th. Oh. You're here. You'll be coming back. Fuck, Nick, write something in.

Stupid. It's just a marker. Nick Roy writes in Dumbtown. Oh, I'm going to be in Dumbtown. All right. I got to get some food. All right. You know how much food areas to eat?

More. That's not true at all. More. More. Now that you're done with this, go watch after hour. Yeah. Yeah. Good idea.

Hell yeah. And you guys are going to be staying soon. Yeah. Nice. No more. Less. Less. All right.

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