The Golden Hour - Think Like A Man | The Golden Hour PATREON #10 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast The guys talk Chris' coffee making options and love for getting it more than drinking it, Erik's contempt, Apples "slow phone" lawsuit, Nickleback, all new live call-in's and Relationship Advice submissions from Patreon subscribers, all new Thomas Podium subs, buzz cuts, crunchy vs soggy cereal and much more!

So you got your bowl. How high do you put your milk? High. See, I don't like that. I don't like my sock. I'll say at least medium. Yeah, I'm medium. I don't even need to see the milk. Oh, I need to see it. I see it. I see it.

That's not medium. Dude, brother, brother, that's not medium. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Hello everybody at the Golden Hour Podcast. My name's Jake, sending this in from Atlanta, Georgia. Got a debate club for you guys for my second submission. Creepy art. So, I used to have really long red hair curly locks right good thing you guys always wanted to do it and I'm kind of at the age 23 where I feel like I couldn't have done this when

I got older so I buzzed my hair good I wanted to get your guys's opinion on if you would ever do it if you have done it how do you feel like it looks I kind of got the wide ears kind of look like a POW you know how to fancy it up with the new ear piercings and the Asian girlfriend did the nails. I just wanted to get your opinion. Is it worth it? Maybe not for myself, but have you seen other people? Would you do it?

How do you feel about the shaved head look? I appreciate you guys' time and your content. I love it all. If you ever need an extra podcaster on your network, let me know. I'll uproot my life. I love you guys. Have a great day. He seems like he's got a good personality. You have red hair. You got to shave it.

Completely. No matter what. You're so rude. We don't trust redheads. You are so rude and disrespectful. I'm not rude and disrespectful. He figured it out. Good on him. Yeah, but his ears looks like he could take flight. Well, you know what? If he jumped off a cliff, it would be poof.

Yeah. Like a sugar glider. Yeah. He got right here. He's like, when I see an elephant fly. No. Have you ever had a shaved head?

Oh, yeah. Never. Never. You've always had long hair like your dad? Not long, but no. I never shaved it. I'm growing mine out now. What would you shave it for?

I would shave it if I was going to do a cool thing, like a movie or something, but I don't even know if I would do a movie anymore. You will. No, I'm saying I have no interest in being in movies right now. Maybe at some point I will. Yes, I do believe that the culture will shift

and I'll be able to have opportunities. Yes, I think so. And you're going to do it and shut your whore mouth. Okay. Right? Yeah, because you're going to be 50. But wait, what does that mean And you're going to do it and shut your whore mouth. Okay. Right? Yeah, because you're going to be 50. But wait, what does that mean? That I want to do it or what?

Yeah, you'll just be like, at that point, you're just like. I don't want to be traveling and shit. Yeah. You're saying. Yeah. Shave your head, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a shaved head?

I don't. Yeah, I've had my head really short. I don't. Super short. I wouldn't not shave it. I just never wanted to. Fuck you looking at my hand like that. I have to do a double take because it is short right now.

Yeah, a short military cut. Yeah. Your hair grows really fast. Yeah. Are you going to grow yours out? Yeah. But you've had. Don't really short, right?

But hold on. Of course. You're going to grow yours out? Yeah. Don't. Why? I look awkward. No.

Awkward? Your shit will never go down. Wait. Your shit will just keep going. It grows out like Sideshow Bob from Simpsons. Even this part. Yeah. It goes like, hello, you're not.

Until it falls. Yeah. It's like this. Yeah. So I'm malnificent. You can't even walk indoors. He's going to be like, just a second. You're going to turn like this.

Yeah. It is thick. No, I never do short hair because I had a shaved head when I played football and fought. So I never go back to that. Yeah. It's because you have a trauma from that. Yeah. I'm gone now. No longer. I'm a ponytail boy.

I'm a ponytail. Oh, dude, you got a ponytail? I'm a ponytail. Dude, I'll hire men to kill you. I want to see Eric with long hair. You with a rat tail would be sick. I have long hair. Had. I did it. Long hair. I'm going to show you pictures i used to have like did you yeah you'd have to grow your back hair out too and i even like uh i even

ponytail oh i don't trust that guy yeah i yeah i was looking oh i better sit jam on here do it yeah eric snowden hell yeah what's up my man what's up brother what's up fellas how you? What's up, brother? What's up, fellas? How you guys doing? Good. How you doing, man? What's happening? Not bad. Not bad. Where you calling in from, brother?

Massachusetts. Nice. Nice. You at work right now? Yeah, kind of. Well, actually, no. I just got off. Oh, nice.

Cool. What's going on, brother? What do you got for us? So I got a debate club, and let me paint the picture for you. So it's 1995 you know nice sunny uh sunday morning we're waking up you know mom and dad are in the corner you know reading a newspaper we flick on the tv we got ren and stimpy maybe a little bit of dug on tv that is crazy yeah and you pour yourself a big ass dank bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

right nothing better yuck you finish your, you got nothing but the milk left. You know, you're looking down at that sweet, sweet cereal nectar. Yeah. Are you drinking it or are you pouring that stuff in the sink? I'm drinking it. I'm licking that bowl.

And I'll tell you why drink it because there's not much left if you're really eating that cereal. You get the milk with it and there's not much left, you finish it off. Yeah, but there's some people, okay, well, here,

let's go further with this then. Okay. So you got your bowl. Yeah. How high do you put your milk? High i don't like that i don't like i'll put it pretty hot i'll say at least medium yeah i'm medium i don't need i don't even need to see the milk oh i need to see it i see it i see it that's not medium brother brother that's not It depends on the bowl. Do you like, okay, how about this? Do you like a shallow bowl or a deep bowl?

Deep. Deep with the milk. Deep, daddy. You keep it medium. What do you mean deep? You don't even have the fucking milk in it. You got to have a deep bowl. Brother, brother, brother.

You do a little milk and let's move on, man. You do a little milk. I do medium. He does at do medium. He does at least medium. It's like a saucer cereal bowl. I don't like those. I like a bowl that's like long.

I have a bowl that's like this. I like a deep bowl. Strong side. What about you, bro? What do you do? Like I'm eating cereal on a fat girl's pussy. Disgusting. If they sold the cereal milk separately,

if they made that a separate drink, I would buy that off the shelves. I'd fill up a bathtub full of it. Wow, okay. I understand it's very good. It's like eggnog. I bet if they made that milk, which I do think they actually make cereal milk. No, no, it's like quick.

They make ice cream, though. It's like strawberry quick or chocolate. But my point is I don't think it would be as good. Yeah, it wouldn't. I think you need the whole experience. It would actually be disgusting. Yes. Cereal milk by itself is like having a spoonful of mayonnaise.

It's not good by itself. You got to earn it. You got to earn it. I like my cereal. It looks like a glacier. A little top, crunchy. No, I don't like when you can't. Ocean water.

Here's who's soggy, I'm out. No one agrees with this. I mean, dude, keep my cereal soggy, bro. Oh, you're disgusting. I don't even chew it. I just lay it in my mouth. I need to hear my cereal. I need to.

No, no, no, no. Yeah, me too. I don't get crunchy. Your shit is like. Yes. So now every time you eat cereal, you're going to hear this. I keep it soggy, dude. And I don't even chew it. I lay it in my mouth and it just chills.

And then I go like this. Time to swallow, I guess. And I swallow it. Like a lizard? So your cereal is like so good, dude. Butthole. Suck that milk out. Yeah. Oh, God. So what's your go-to? Cinnamon Crunch is your go-to cereal? It's a good one. I don't know. I mean, there's that.

Fruity Pebbles. I don't even honestly eat cereal that much anymore. You know, I went down a rabbit hole of this, because I was on my stream talking about cereal, Eric Griffin Gaming. And I went to sugar content of cereal. What has the most sugar? Insane. And when you see the list of the 50, it's like the amount of sugar per 100 grams is

in, we're eating a bowl of candy. That's why I mix it up with the regular Cheerios. That's hoe shit. Yeah, but regular Cheerios are just. If you're going to do it, do it. You know what I do? This is the kind of pussy you are. This dude's for me.

Oh, Jesus, man. I get honey nut Cheerios and I dump honey on the top. That's fucking. Oh, you're drunk. Yeah. This guy's. America. How do. That's fucking... Oh, you're drunk. Yeah! This guy's... America! How do you even have teeth?

Well, they're hurting. All right, buddy. Good question, though, man. That was a good debate. Good one. Appreciate you, dude. Appreciate you, brother. Stop drinking that milk.

Thanks, guys. You got to earn that milk, though, is the takeaway. You got to earn it. You got to earn that sweet, sweet nectar. Hell yeah. Thank you.