The Golden Hour - This is a Joint Effort! | The Golden Hour #178 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

The guys recap their live show in Austin and talk Chris' new special, The B Side, Brendan's new show, Gear Heads Gone Wild on Tubi, Brendan's news of his mom being cancer free and his stud dad, Erik's possibly hot babysitter and Gary Owen connecting him with a barber, ordering things from Temu, favorite new TV shows and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You want your assistant to be like a go-getter. Yeah. It's like, get me the right flight. You know, if the big, if the big Titty 10 can do all that, then I'm like, because then I can say this. No, no, no, no, she's, just, she's great. Right, right, right. It's the same as going, no, the chicken wings are great at the district. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you'll be surprised, you know. You know what I mean? You can't, you can't, you can't have an assistant that looks like she says, wait, what? We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. What up, dude?

So listen, let's start right now. And I want to say, stop what you're doing, everyone. Click out of this and watch my new hour. Oh, wow. No, I'm kidding. Actually, go to Eric Gurfing. You just dropped the new special, Christopher? Well, I did.

You know what? I dropped. a new hour. Yeah. I didn't, I, I didn't shoot it. So what happened was I did a tour and I didn't shoot it because I was like,

I'll shoot it. And then I just started with new material and I just did a new hour. Right. I'm like, I'm never going to do that again, that old hour. Yeah, so you put it out. So I just put it out, dude. Josh Johnson does. Dude, I love it.

But before you watch Chris, make sure you go to Tubey. You have a new TV show on there. Gearheads gone wild. Yeah, I saw that. Oh, I saw that. That's dope. If it goes well.

Yeah, thanks. If it goes well, there were in a bunch more. So go watch it right now. And then watch Chris's special. Well, you kind of hijacked my thing. I think, uh, I think my, my new hour is on my YouTube. So I can go check that out.

And then you can go check out Brendan's thing. Okay. Before that, let's go to Eric Griffin.com. Well, I don't know. We've been talking about this for years. Mark, are you paying attention? But I actually, uh, I actually. I get it.

I get it. chilling so I have a new what are you doing? Get Eric's face off of there Yeah look at this Finally new website everybody Oh wait let's talk about I want to talk about this actually a little bit

Go down go down look at all Look at everything Oh yeah Look at the tour dates on there There's gonna be more Oh wow Oh god Eric stepped his game up

Yeah Okay I have Yeah I have a website too Okay and you know Maybe you overpay Probably I wouldn't know Chicago I'll be there

Little Rock Oh we doing that Dude I always forget about Sacramento I'm gonna be there dude St. Louis Here we come Here we come But yeah but go watch

The B-side It's called the B-side Just put it on YouTube The B-side Chris Leah Why you called the B-side So here's why That's an interesting question man

Short story though yeah It's not your best jokes No that's not it It's it's It's the B-side Because I didn't produce it You know?

I just, it's raw and I didn't edit it together like I usually do. And I was like, I'm never going to do. I have the footage. I'm just going to put it out. There were good performances. And the material is,

I mean, I think I'm getting better and better. But the material is great. But, but I just, I just put it out. So I called it the B side because it seemed raw and like that. I get you.

Yeah. And a lot of people are like, why is the B side? This is so good. I'm like, no, it's a terrible name. No, no, no,

it's good. No, no, no. Hey, terrible. It's not. It's the worst. No, it's not. The first thing people are going to think. No, no, no.

You're wrong. No, I'm not wrong. I thought that. Brandon thought that. Mark thought that. And the person to comment and thought that. Mark didn't say that. Come on now.

Mark, you're on my side. No, I'm going to tell you why I think it's a good name. I know you think it's a good name. No, no, but not because of that. Okay. Because you go, what? And then you click it. Oh, I don't know what?

You're lowering expectations. So then people think it's better. No, I'm not. Ah, I like that. Yeah. Hey, hey. No, it's great. Anyway.

Yeah. It hit the... Did you see the 2B flex? What? Because Netflix raised prices again. And then, like, Tooby tweeted underneath. It was like, you know, we're still free. That's funny.

I love when Brands fight. I know. I didn't realize how big 2B is. Oh, you didn't? You know, when they... No, when they brought it to me... me I was kind of like, I guess that's where I'm at. They're like, no dumbass.

Tooby has a ton of subscribers. You had no clue. That's good. Tube's great, yeah. I actually like Tooby because you can find some gems on there. Well, yes. However, well, doesn't it just have everything? I feel like Toobie just has fucking literally everything ever.

It has everything. What I like about Tubey is I'm like, it's kind of nice sometimes to see ad breaks because you get to like check out and go on your phone and like go get a snack because you have a problem but yeah i agree you just get a break but i just don't like when the breaks goes that's true there's no rhyme or reason no bro it'll be like this is it yeah yeah and the reason why can't you pay to have ad free like can't you can't you can't you can't but they but the thing i like about two days they go you want to add free buy it but you're going to be able to see the same shit like they don't it's not like there's like a premium

like, oh, you can't see Mission Impossible 7 because they're just like, if it's on Tooby, you can watch it. Yep. Tube ain't give a fuck, bro. Sometimes it's, you know. Hey, they got white chicks on there. Yeah, that's, well, yeah, they got everything. Oh, wallless one of my faves.

What is that? Everything on there. Where's your show on there? Gearheads got wild. Renan, I watch it. It's awesome, dude. It looks awesome. Dude, it's like the same show that we were working on.

It's just better. You guys did a great job. Yeah. Thanks, bud. Yeah, we got some boys. They shot for Motor Tran and fully tort. They're good. They are good.

The host sucks, but thank you. Why didn't you tell us that you were doing this? Yeah. Why do we have to find out on To Be? Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like it at all. I don't like it either. We're boys, right?

You know how it is, boys. You never know what he's saying. You never know what the fuck. happened quick. This happened quick. Like I shot it in the case. It looks like you got five episodes filmed already. It looks like it didn't happen that quick. No, four. I shot two in November. And then I was like they asked me to do more. No, listen. I shot two and there's no home for it. There's no home for it. So I understand. This thing's over. And then literally a month before like, yo, tube we wants to buy four episodes. We need two more. So I shot them in a week.

literally the week before it came out I knocked out two episodes and then they're like yeah so this is just a test trial so you know I don't talk about it and stuff has a long ways to go yeah you never know right yeah I get it but how who who comes to you I don't even know if you can talk about this but who comes

to you and says Tubby wants to buy it my agent my agent did because they were yeah Tubey's looking for original content because we were playing to shoot like I don't know like small episodes for YouTube.

Yeah. And then I, and my partner, Steven, who's from fully torched, I was like, yo, listen, I can't dedicate a ton of time to this and take away from everything else I'm doing unless we start making money.

Like I can't restart a YouTube, you know, channel and do all that shit because that takes a hot second. And he's like, no, I get it. And then my agent was like, we shopped it to Tubeby. They want to buy it.

So I'm like, your boys back in. Nice. Oh, good. That's great. You know how it goes, boys? Being on Tubi is like, you know how it goes.

Dark Horse. Well, I mean, you could be on a... Yeah. Yeah, but Tubey is like... I think Tube is kind of like coming around because people used to make fun of Tooby too much. Yeah, they need a fun thing. And now it's flipped, I feel like...

Yeah, good for them. Oh, when I met with their marketing team and I was like, yeah, a lot of people have Tooby, they're like... You're an idiot. We're number two behind Netflix. We have 300 million subscribers, you fucking idiot. You mean number...

You mean number three, because YouTube is number one. Well, okay. Yeah. Okay. All right, Eric. I'm just saying YouTube's number one and it's not even close. They don't have TV shows though. You know what I'm saying?

They don't really have. They used to. Remember they used to do that? Red tube, whatever that was. No, no, no. Yeah, YouTube Red. What, whatever happened with that? It's because this is free.

They don't need to do it. So then when you start going like, it would be like if Instagram started charging $20 a month even just to use it. People would be like, I'm out. Right. You know, that's why. You know, it's like YouTube is like they're like. But they're like. had some good stuff, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was just like, but you can watch whatever you want on YouTube. It just never got picked. It just never got picked up. It never started getting momentum. I haven't seen you boys. We haven't been in here since the live show. Oh, yeah.

Dude, my mama, I got off stage. My mom goes, she just got out of surgery for her cancer. She's cancer free now. And she, before she goes in surgery. Let's take a moment for that. Let's take a moment. Thank you, sir. That's good.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Dude, before she goes into surgery, I was on stage. So I didn't have my phone. She goes, hey, my only request is give me a live show. This is her favorite show. I have everything I do.

She can get fucked bad. Go ahead's gone wild. Fighting a kid. Shop show. I mean, she's a fan, but she doesn't watch any of it except for this. She loves Chris and Eric, specifically Eric. She loves Eric. She thinks he's good for me.

Yeah, she thinks he's good for me. So my mom, my mom, before she, I know, my mom before she goes in for cancer, surgery goes, hey, we. just all I'm asking for is a shout out during the live show. It's my favorite show. I didn't get to after. So Mama, this is your shout out. I'm sorry. Oh, that's cute as fuck, dude. And by the way,

if I would have known, you would have been shouted out. Oh, he would have fucking sang a goddamn song for you. So we're happy for you that you have that you, the surgery went well. Mama Shab and thank you. Thank you for birthing this. Yep.

By the way, she loves you guys. Let's talk about this. Okay. Job's dad. Yeah. He's a delf. Yeah. He's a delf. God.

And you started doing this, Eric. You start doing this to him, dude. Yeah, that was crazy. That was hilarious. It was very funny. That's all out of context. Yeah, no, it was funny. You didn't know he's my dad either.

You didn't know he's my dad like, look at this guy. I'm like, oh, shit. Please don't say anything. That's my dad. Oh, I knew who's your dad. Oh, yeah, that's right. Isn't it weird to see your friend's family? You go like, what are you doing?

You're all fucking them but different? Yeah. you know it is weird like when you look at the other life line my brother's like yeah that's a bizarre oh chris you know it's this weird when i first saw your dad i was just like yeah but then sometimes after you see like two or three people in the family you go yeah oh i get what you i get what you're fucking with but then i see your mom and i'm like what so yeah you want to see something you want to hear something funny i think you like this but so my uncles all came out and my dad my who were all hanging out

and one of my cousins one of my uncles you know my uncle's son came out with them and um Calvin you know doesn't really probably remember them

he met them like you know three years ago and uh he's six now but he he's six yeah

he just turned six yeah bro I know what's happening I know I know he's got a 10 year old I know

unbelievable but so so Calvin Calvin calls my dad, his grandpa, pop pop, that's his name, right? For him. So we went over to the house

and we hung out with the uncles and all that stuff. Then we drove home. And out of nowhere, Calvin just said, it's like we have five pop pops. Oh, that's cool. Because how much they...

And I was like, oh my God, that's so funny. It is. Like, they're just different versions of him. And then they were coming over. And then later on, he's like, are the pop pops coming over? Like, it's a band.

dude but uh that was so cute i thought but yeah it's and does he always does he does calvin always want him to stay the night my son's always asking for everyone to stay the that's hilarious that's really funny that's yeah how do you even explain how that's cute it's like you almost have to like that you know what that you know what that one is that's one you keep in your mental rollad decks to when they get older and they understand and you can go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey let's how stupid you are yeah yeah yeah that's all the same you are yeah yeah that's I have so many things in my head. I can't wait to tease both about.

Oh, bro. And it's uncomfortable, too. Like, Tiger's team on the championship the past two weekends. And the coaches. So he's like talking to Tiger. Yeah, he's like, I'm so proud of you made it. Great. T turns around.

I was like, Dad, can he stay the night? I'm like, buddy, that's a grown man. Oh, that's hilarious. He's not sleeping in your fort tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I have something to bring up. Okay. All right.

You have a nanny. Yeah. Okay. Brendan, you don't have a nanny because you have a Mexican wife. Yeah, correct. No. They don't do that shit. No.

We have a babysitter. Right. Okay. 20. She's 20. Okay. So she was dressed a certain way one day. Well, hold on.

Hold on. Before you go on, scale one to 10. No. We're walking down the street. We can't do that. It's his babysitter. Yes, we are. Yes, we are.

I need some content. He can't do it. You're inviting so much thousand percent. Eric, just tell me this, is she a warlock? No, no, no, we can't even do that, bro. Not a warlock. Okay. All right.

But here's the thing. Hey, but here's the thing. Hey, not a warlock? Got it. Hey, continue. So here's the thing. First problem, it's not a problem, but Wolf doesn't call her her name. Like, you know, so she has, I'm not going to say her name.

Of course. But then. He calls her the help? No, he calls her. This is not. By the way, like, let's say your name's Chris and a kid called you CC. Yeah, okay. You would get it.

Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wolf calls her Fifi. For no reason. For no reason. That's amazing. Okay. That's great.

That's Tukashi 6-9's nickname. He totally did that. He totally was like, no, Fifi. You know, so now we're like, I said to Rachel, Fifi? Yeah. Where did he get that from? It's like, okay, so now we just go weave and say, so-and-so's coming today, and he's like, Fifi.

Well, that's so funny. Okay. All right. So Fifi. Yeah. She's athletic, you know? So she wears athletic. Shorts.

Yeah. Yeah. So I just, Rachel and I are laughing about it. What do you mean? Together by yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not dead. Rachel, you know, but then Rachel's like, yeah.

So we were laughing about it. But then the next thing I know, Rachel says, yeah, so I asked the AI. Oh, my God. How did tell her to dress more appropriately? Oh, my God. thing to ask AI. But for who? I just thought it was so funny.

For who? I think it's because like they're sneaky like this. Who? Women. Oh. We're joking. Yeah. And when she,

when we left the joking conversation, obviously she was like, huh. Oh, right. Yeah. Huh. I don't know if I want. Right, right, right.

Fifi, you know. Yeah. Is it more because of you or more because of the kid? Who knows? Both. One. Oh, I, oh, oh, oh, you want, oh, I'll answer. It's Eric.

Well, no, I, I, I, listen. It's for, I am fully a, like, when you're, I just being a comic and like, everything that's happened in the world and society and everything, like, immediately, it's like, I saw her and immediately I was like, okay. Mm. You know, I was like, uh, good morning. Another clue, another clue she's not a warlock. Good morning.

Yes. She's definitely not a war. Because if she had no ass, no one would care. What the fuck she's wearing? If she wasn't cheeked up or had the sweater puppies at the front, nobody cares. That ain't the problem. We knew. I could already tell about your hey, hey, hey, hey, that that's where that was going.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, that ain't the issue. Yeah, yeah. But the thing was, I just thought it was cute. Like, you know, I, one thing, you know you in a great relationship when something that your wife doesn't like. okay or something that like before when you were like just dating or if she was like super insecure in the whatever they did it turn a mountain into a mohill right oh and this is like a kind of thing where she's like oh you know yeah yeah she's like you know she's like you know i don't want i don't want that around my husband type of vibe you know what i mean yeah i mean i think and i

laughed at it because i would never like this is not yeah yeah of course but i i mean you're like you think of like the yeah arnold's said the same thing Arnold said the same thing. And then he said, I'm coming. Yeah, but Arnold come on do it. Come on,

suck me. You know, like, I feel like at that time, I think a person in that situation, you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, you're like, I'm going to do whatever I want.

In the, in the 80s? In the 80s? Yeah. You're right? You're mine, though. Yeah. Yeah.

I pay you. I'm the one in my house is mine. But she was so. So busted, his wife thought she was, you know, okay because she was busting. He was like, just got out the shower. So he wasn't fucking fur. He was to take care of this thing. He was fucking fur.

No, someone has to take care of this thing. It's mine. Anything that's mine. They have to come on. Yeah. Or in. Yeah. Yeah.

The VCR is mine. No, but I told you. I guarantee you his wife, the thing that she hated the most about that situation, wasn't even that he cheated. Yeah. But that she looked like that. Right. Because it's like, come on, dude.

No, not even get a kid who came second. You don't even have standards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like you got to punch up. There's that. There's that, but also the kids looks so much more like Arnold

than any of those other kids. And he has his genetics. He's jacked and handsome. Yeah, his other kid is like a, like. The maid kid? A small actor. Yeah, they're all small. It's like if Brendan and I had the same dad.

Yeah. Oh, wow. That's funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? I told you, I told you, I told you,

I told you, I told you, I still want to do on a Schwarzenegger bits. Come on do it. I still want to do on the day. Let's get to it.

Okay, but like, that could have been 20 minutes, do it. Come on, give me. Do the Brian Callen.

But I want to get back just so you know, do the Brian Cowling but I want to get back to Arnold Schwarzenegger fucking everything in his house because they're his. Now go ahead

because I want to hear about the Tang going to be like, Can you go in cash. Give me the cup. You know what I mean? Like the air friar. Yeah, yeah. Get that in the fridge.

Peanut butter. Come on do it. All right. So, so anyway, so, but I want to hear the brand. You guys all know Callin. He was living in Brentwood at the time, gorgeous house. And he goes, I get to his house. I was just going to pick him.

He goes, you got to come in. My new nanny's here. And I walk in. And when I say a 10, she's a bona fide. She's a bona fide fucking. Penn. I look at me. What do you mean? I go, you can't, you got to, you can't.

We can't do this. Hey, hey, what are you doing? Well, what I, yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? What I don't get is. They literally let her go the next day. The next day they're like, this isn't going to work. My husband is a degenerate.

Wow. First of all, she ain't going to do the job right. Remember that girl. Okay, yeah, that's a whole other thing. Kanye was going to be his assistant. And I was like, what assistant work is this chick doing? Oh, right, right. Are you an assistant?

assistant to my balls. I just say, you want your assistant, listen, listen. She's my unloading assistant. When my balls get heavy, she comes into play. She wants your assistant to be like a go-getter. Yeah. It's like, get me the right flight. You know, if the big, if the big Titty 10 can do all that.

Yeah. Then I'm like, because then I can say this. No, no, no, no. She's great. Right, right, right. It's the same as going, no, the chicken wings are great at the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you'll be surprised, you know.

You know what I mean? You can't, you can't, you can't have an assistant that looks like she says, wait, what? We don't have a reservation, sir. Are you sure? Wait, wait. I use the app. So, so like, again, yes, there's beautiful dime pieces out there that are like, go getters and doing their thing. Doctors.

What I'm saying is like, yeah, then you're just like, cool. That's just a bonus. Right, right, right. But, yeah, well, also. Also in this day and age, nanny isn't really the one you want to be having the looks, you know. Or it's fine if they're nice looking, but dress, really dress appropriately, you know, like, you know, I don't know. I don't want some nanny being like, yeah, I'm going to take, I'll take a wolf out to the pool and I'm going to swim with him.

and then she comes out in a two-piece. Oh, yeah, it's crazy. Which you're just like... That is pretty crazy, yeah. I just, you know what? In my mind, I'm always like, I always think of Rachel, right? Right.

So it's just like, that's movie stuff. Mm-hmm. You know? Well, there are people like that. Look at the housemaid. Yeah. But that makes sense because of the story. Yeah.

But what I'm saying, though, is like, you're like, what? Like, you know what I mean? Like, if I, if I, if I see another person's situation and I look at, and I'm at the house and I look at their pool and there's like a like a 22 year old in a bikini I'm looking like Who's that? You know? Yeah

Who's that? And they're like oh that's the nanny And she's like I'm like Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah And like if Ranger wasn't there I would just be laughing my ass off Because I'd be like no way Yeah yeah yeah yeah even if you're like

That's why anytime What if you come over with your wife right? We've hired help Anytime we've hired help They are They look like the fucking Danny DeVito from Batman Returns. They are hideous.

Nice. This is what happened. You walk in with your wife. So you and Christian, you walk in and sit in my house. You walk in and then there's like a 22 around in a bikini outside with the kids. You know.

This is how we would see, we would be looking and then Rachel, because they would both go like this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, to be honest. And the unspoken communication you would have.

It's like... They wouldn't even have to do that. They would connect already, neuraling. With that face. And you hear it in your head too? You know, she's just looking at you like this, but in your head is like... Can you fucking believe this?

Yeah. I got you, sister. I got you, sister. She's in the bathroom, peeing, not even with her. I understand. I mean, it's just like, I don't know. I mean, hey, listen, maybe that's like, you know,

whatever. You know, I don't know how to feel about it. There's a difference between having a now. or a babysitter that's a good-looking person than if they know they're a good-looking person and they're activating it, though. Chris? So real.

So real. But yeah, no, no, no. That's really what we're talking about. Right, right. Because honestly, my nanny is an attractive person. But you, but you, but, but she, but she wears shrubs, you know. No, no, no. What you just said is like,

there's a nuance to that, that that's what we're talking about. Like, don't act like, I don't know, boys. I don't know, because my dick's activated. I understand. You know,

it's my winner's activated. I understand. However. And that's when we're in the wrong. No, you get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what we're in the wrong. For sure. But, you know, you don't want to check. Disadjoy effort if you're going to be wearing that. Yeah. Like, you're still in the raw, but it's like, you know, it's like, hey, hey, don't bring the, don't bring the cookies over and go like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't make me smell them. Yeah, yeah.

Don't bring the, don't be walked in the cookies over. Oh, this is going to be a joint effort. But you see it? When she walks down and a, in a fucking nice outfit. Yeah, you're just like, no, but I get what you. Because in that. Oh, so this ain't going to be entirely. my fault. Like, you're going to take some blame, but. Hey, Alex, you know what this is like?

It's like, you know, you pull up to a thing and then like your friend jumps out and goes into the liquor store and you're just chilling. You look up. He's robbing the place. He's like, drive. And you're like, what happened? I didn't even. Oh, this ain't going to be entirely.

My fault. Dude, that's hilarious, bro. So that's what that is. But it's like the act you know what it's the activation and if you don't know what we're talking about go F yourself Yeah yeah yeah yeah you know because you know exactly what we're talking about everyone on earth in history knows what we're talking about you're activating yeah Yeah, and listen by the way we still are in the wrong oh yeah But you out here activating yeah don't yeah come out help Yeah it's like the guy you know what it's like the guy fucking you got four guys carrying the couch

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You see how big this is right here? Actually, my wife. See how big this is? Yeah, yeah. So I ordered a... Bro, bro, this is like the thing with Timu. Yeah. This is the thing with Timu.

All right. The size. I should have brought the thing with me. Oh. So in the picture, the person's holding a circular... Because my Griffin with Griffin sign is like a circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Person's holding the circle.

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Why does Timo? It's a size thing with Timor. Chris had ordered a couch and it was a fucking... Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. So I... So this is the thing too, though. You know how Amazon does this now?

When you order something, they take a picture of the order in front of your door or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Rachel goes, I ordered some SD cards. Okay. She goes, babe, these were like in the driveway, in the middle of the driveway. Wow. Wow.

And I go, oh, that's strange. I said maybe it was windy. Right, sure. Because it's a little package like this. Maybe I came over putting your driveway hoping you run over. I could have done it. I look at it. It's already gone.

I should have screenshot it. The picture? The picture. It's in the middle of it. the driver. What? Yeah. The guy took, I guess the guy opened the window. He threw the shit out and then he took a picture. Wow. I mean, I, that's wild. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah, that is wild. Especially because it's electronics. He just threw the shit. I'm like, are you kidding me? Well, he didn't even know what it is. It doesn't, right, exactly. You know, it could be eggs. It could be, he was just furious he had to drive up this. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm just like, I can't stand where people don't take their job serious.

They don't have that job. Brother. They don't have that job. Put it on my tombstone. You know? If you didn't take your job serious, don't be fucking remembering me here. Leave. That's going to be on my tombstone.

Dude, I totally understand. I understand everybody doesn't have their dream job. Of course. But my gosh. But don't take that out on the job. Yeah. Go home and beat your wife. Wow.

You know what I'm saying? But deliverable. My shit. Ding, ding don't. Great. Bitch. I'm saying, fucking SD cards.

I take pictures of this SD cards. Bitch. Listen, don't beat your wife. But I'm just saying, keep that shit for yourself. You know? Like,

it's like, so they go, you signed up, you signed up for a job you don't want. Now, on the job, you're going to make it worse. right but but eric did you read any of the uh like the the client comments oh i already got to

read any let me tell how bad it is bernan timu before i i went i went to i went to the order you know he fucking retaliated oh brend this motherfucker's boys in the hood yeah i drove by timo like this yeah yeah yeah you get shot one he they shot one of his homies i drove by team they already said before i even I went to it and it said, hey, we're refunding you this without you returning because the description's not right on the thing. I said, oh, so you already been having issues with this. So I was like, 100%. Because then I opened up the things.

None of them work. Oh, this SD cards? Yeah, none of them work. Oh, really? You get what you pay for. That's weird. You get what you pay for. 1,000, but you got that on Amazon?

No, from Team. Oh, the SD cards were Timmy too? Oh, okay, got it. Buy it nice or buy it twice, my mama said. Buy it nice. buy it twice no that's that's true that is a good one yeah

yeah so that so that was my situation wow that's you know let me actually go Eric brings very good topics in the best yeah he's the best yeah well I just think of things if you if we could just

plug in a fighter and the kid that'd be great if you ha ha ha ha oh by the way what by the way both of y'all let's talk about

the live for a second. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So the live golden hour. The lot. Okay, so what you don't know for it. Hey, before, hey, before you go on, favorite part was, uh, that dude, Austin going, you guys are just going to freestyle up there? I'm, I'm worried for you guys. I went, oh, buddy. Wait, who said this? I know like Chin was fucking saying this. Yeah. And I go, Chin, have you, no, chin didn't say that. Austin said that. Austin awake. The, the guy who, oh, that. Yes, Austin's cool. Yeah. He's like, man, I'm working to show you guys. You know who shouldn't have been freestyle up there?

No. Chin and little brown. No, no, they were good. No, they were good. Just teasing. No, I know. No, no, no. Here's here.

They carry on. So two issues I have, Golden Hour fans, just so you know this. One issue, if you've watched a Patreon, you'll know. Chris got shitty. Okay. About what? No. You were supposed to, we were supposed to go to dinner.

Oh, right, right. And then you just disappeared. And I knew. I literally got shit. Yeah, you got shitty. Literally. And I'm on my phone and I'm like, what the hell? You know, I say, are you napping?

You know? And then, of course, later you were like, just woke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on the Patreon episode. Okay. But you know who never hit us up? Oh, yeah. You know who never even was like, hey, guys.

Yeah. Not probably not going to make it. Yeah. You know, Rogan's taking us to, you know, some secret, you know, we're going to hunt people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they do jujitsu. Hunt people. Now I have, and I have.

You know who never hit us up. I'm going to let him go. That guy. I'm gonna let him go. I want to say something though. Go ahead. Not that. I understand.

Like, this is like the nanny thing. This is a joint effort, okay? Because you should have known that he was not going to do that because he had a fucking full day. Listen, I realized it. I realized it. When I was, when I was texting with you, I realized that I was like, he's with Rogan. And Joey.

And he's not coming to dinner with us. But you, you should have just not even. Yeah, when the fact that he's like, what are we going to do? I'm like, you know, you're just asking a lot, dude. He's pushing for it. Yeah, yeah, there you go, Chris. He's asking a lot. No, Chris is right on this.

It's a lot. You could have just said, come on, guys. You could have said something. But it was, he was walking down the stairs in fucking booty shorts and a bikini top saying, like, let's bring the kids in the pool. This is what he was doing. It was a joint effort. Yep. You know what?

But also, but also, dad. Dad's in town and Tiger had two full games. I didn't take any into account. I get it. No, I didn't take it into account then because you know what I took into account? He was excited, bro. I was excited because we haven't been together in a while. I know, I know.

And then the live went so well. I also didn't want to fuck up the vibes. Oh, we got his pussy wet, dude. Yeah. The life went so well. I was like, oh, we got to keep hanging out. Oh, man. I know.

Brandon treated us like work. My life was so good. He thought he got the stripper's number, bro. Yeah. He treated us like work. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. The Struber's number.

But it was dope hanging out at the fucking, in the green room. We had a good time. And then Chris had to work. That's all I need, though. We had a great time. Yes. Eric just wants to keep the party. Yes.

Yep. Yep. Just appreciate what we had. By the way, that would have been fun. Friends like this, man. No, no, no. That would have been fun. I would have loved it.

Would you? Me too. Yeah, but also I loved what happened. And I'm really grateful for what things are. And Eric just isn't happy. Wants more. Eric wants more. He's just,

we can't please air. I'm carrying the couch by myself now. These two are just, Brendan's on his phone. And Chris is doing Arnold impersonation. Yeah, I still want to get back to that. Yeah, me too.

The gnome in the driveway. The store. He's mine. Breathe inside. I'll fuck him. So, uh, new cats? Awesome. New cat.

They're mine. You can tell because I go to fuck them. And I'm going to put, they're going to be come dripping out of that cat. Mine. How many cats? It's disgusting. It doesn't matter. Why are you so dumb?

Get 12 cats. There'll be 12 cats with coming them. Mine. A dozen coming cats. A A dozen cummy cats Yeah A dozen cats would come in them

A dozen I don't care what you bring in my house Bring in whatever Do you are you inviting guests I'll fuck them Be if a fly gets in I'll chase it and come on it I'll wait till it gets to the window

And I'll fucking wait till I'm jerking I'm jerking And then at the end I'll run over to the window and just play them with my come. It's mine. The fly will be too happy to fly away. I'll open the window.

It'll be on the ground. It will look like it is fucking we got wet by Spider-Man. I can literally go to the, go get water right now. Yeah, you get, you take a break. We can all take it because he keeps going. You just see me walking for the camera

that I come back and it's like, no, I will. I see, oh no. I see a good front of 20 years coming over. Oh no! Now the relationship is going to change. We're going to have a falling out. He's mine. Uh, yes, I was in the 80s. Yeah. Hello. It's slowly turning into a Hitler. It's turning into a Hitler impression, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slowly turn to Hitler as you keep going. Oh no. So, uh, anyway. Hey, Chin got a new whip. I'm staring at it right now.

Chin got a new whip. You got a new whip. So to Eric, what do he get? You got a cyber truck? What? Chin got a cyber truck. Wow. Eric goes what? What? What did you get Eric?

I got a lucid gravity. It actually looks cool. I want to make fun of it, but it's electric, you know, so we know how Brendan feels about that. Bring up the lucid gravity chin. Which one is that? Eric, is the bigger? Bring it out, Marcus. Gotcha.

Oh, because you had the car. before. It's the SUV. Yeah. I just fucking said that. He's really not. He's not with us today. He doesn't care about it.

It's basically a station wagon though. No, no, it's a station wagon. It's a SUV. My shit's a station wagon. Not's a van. That's a van.

That's sick though. It is shaped like a van. But it doesn't. Yeah, it's a van. You got a mom vehicle. Yeah. I have a kid. I drive like a grandpa, so I don't care.

Like this car has like these three engine, uh, settings. And there's one like, it's like the, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I never, the whole time I had my other car, I never went into that mode. I think that's just the sound that it makes. Actually, only one time.

No, no, no. It's crazy fast. Is it like what Tesla's? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yeah, that was cool. There was only one time I went into that mode because I was driving peacefully down this street.

Look, there's Eric with his new car. Actually, my car lives just like. There's Eric with his new car. I'm driving down the street and then just like Tesla was like. Yeah, yeah. Actively trying to be like, get out of the way. I'm fast. That happened to me today with a Tesla.

And I went like this. Oh, wow. Nice, bro. That's cool. I like that. That was today? It is transgender month, so I'm sure electric sales are up. Wow, dude.

Fucking smashed to infinity. He smashed you to infinity right there. But I, I... Pay your $6 a gallon. I don't care. Oh, dude, six. We're lucky if it's six. Oh, fellers, fellers.

In Texas, it's four. Yeah. By the way, it's still high. That's still high. That's high for us. Like, people are mad about it. It's usually three or below. But that's how it is everywhere in the country, though.

That's always been like that. If it was like $3 here and we were like, goddamn, three dollars, you go out of town and you're in like, someplace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A dollar fifty-five. No, I know.

Yeah. They pay you for gas. Yeah. But anyway, Arnold Bitt still got ideas. But we'll move on. And I, I, uh, yeah, he got a new car. So congratulations, dude.

You say that. You say congratulations for that. I don't know why. I don't know. It's a big purchase. It's a big, yeah, true. You didn't make it. Actually, it should be no congratulations.

It's like, oh, I'm so sorry you have to make this paint it. Right. That's what, uh, new car, new house. Congratulations. People's like, how house I feel. But yeah, you didn't build it. Yeah, I don't know. House is different.

You got a new home. Yes. You're moving. You're starting to. House is a beast. Yeah, house is a beast. Yeah. But a car is just like, what are you doing?

Why did you get? Car's a big deal, though, especially if it's a new car. You know, cars a big deal. I don't think so. Yeah. And you know what? I think it was a big deal for sure years ago. Yeah.

And now it's like there's just so many fucking cars. You know what's not a thing anymore? How about this? Remember when, did I talk about this here? I don't know. But remember when limos were a big deal? Yeah. I don't know if you talked about it here, but we've talked about it.

Yeah. Yeah. You won't get over limos. It's wild. I saw a limo and it was like, I was like, this used to be like, The thing. The thing.

The thing. Luxury. Yeah. Yeah. It is weird how those went away. This went away. Like now it's, now it's like, Uber black.

Spinter vans. Now it's over black, but it can still be a Toyota SELica. Right. You know what I'm? Right. Right. You know, it's like it's a weird thing.

But you know, you know what really? What really took over the limo shit was sprinter vans. Like there's kids on Tiger's travel ball team where their dads have Sprinter vans. Right, right. So in between games, they should go in there.

It's like full couch, TV, AC like they're dope man. Right. Yeah, but I just don't know what happened to you get picked up in a limo. It's weird. And there's a little bar in the back.

You know what I mean? And then, you know, the guys, you see the driver, but you kind of like, the driver's like, yeah, so you come here and then you're like, we knew he was going to do the sound effect from jump. That's why he brought up limos.

My bits going on for too long is your fucking electronic window. dude. But I think you can still rent limos, but what do they do with all of them? You still see them in Vegas sometimes. I don't even know. Not not much. I think it's all escalades and SUVs now.

Maybe you're right. I had one, they picked me up in one like two years ago. It's so weird. Yeah. But I was out on a road with Matt and then we saw this like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like this red, like bedazzled limo. Right. And I saw how he was looking.

at it and I was like oh this you don't even remember like that generation Matt yeah if you're 30 30 maybe you would I don't know 15 years ago I think limos had been gone no because the only time you would take one would be high school right to prom yeah you go to prom we got to get a limo so what did Matt's face

say he was just like what the fuck is that he certainly knows what a limo is though right right it's stupid you know yeah yeah wow it was great then he bought 10 of them I know we went to um we were in Cincinnati uh I'm going there next uh week. See me there. So we go into Cincinnati and I got a haircut of Cincinnati because Gary I love that song Frank Sinatra song. Gary Owen I got a haircut in Cincinnati. I'm sorry but I know

I can do that for 10 minutes but yeah it's so Gary hooked us up with the guy. Gary Owen's haircut. Oh he's from there right? Yeah he's from there. So you know that he's fucking hooked up with a character. I know it's crazy. Gary Owen you know and I said but it's funny because I was like how you saw how he got married. Do you see how fancy it was? Yeah. I said to him all I said to him all I said. that I couldn't get an invitation to the wedding. Yeah. You know, I was like,

there are, there were a cast of six two thousand black movies were at your wedding. Right, right, right. That guy's life is funny because, I was like the cast to all my children was at your wedding.

He's basically a black guy. Yeah, he's basically a black guy, but he's crushing it now because of Instagram, his clips crush it. He's always been good. He's a monster. He's a monster. We went to this really nice steakhouse

because Matt went to the game. He was, and so a lot of the players came to the show. Cool. Then there's just one, like, Dominican player. I can't believe how tall he was for a baseball player. We're talking about basketball?

If it's Dominican, it's baseball. Yeah. He's like, he's on the Cincinnati. They, they just beaten Boston. And a lot of the players came to the game.

Are you talking about Della Cruz? You're talking about Della Cruz? Yes, yes. Buddy, that motherfucker, first of all, he's a shortstop.

He's six, six. Wow. He was so tall. And, like, he had these chains on and stuff. And I was like, he didn't look like a baseball player you know what I'm saying

but he was so cool and we went to this really great restaurant with the guy yeah afterwards but it was like 20 people there and all these like baseball dudes were like you know it was like really cool you know what oh you're not done right no go ahead okay you know what I I have had a lot that's something that famous people when people get famous they do they're like invited into the club like you know all of a sudden you'll see. Because they're safe.

Whatever the reason is, and that very well may be the reason, is I never wanted to do that. Like I never, no, granted, I know. But you're not into sports. No,

no, no, but I mean, but what I'm saying is, like, you know, once Tiffany Haddish made it, then she started hanging out with whoever from fucking,

you know, I don't, that is something that famous people, when they get famous, They do. It's like they're invited in the club is what it is. And there's nothing wrong with that. Well, because I think they can relate to each other. They can relate to each other. And they don't, and they don't need anything from each other, but they can relate to each other. Okay. So now, maybe. If you're Kevin Hart, you're not going to ask for pictures. I understand. But when you're, when you're famous for 20 years, I understand what you're saying. But when you just make it, it's not that though. No, but I think that everybody is a little envious of what the other person is doing. Like, you know, a lot of times, you know, be like a rock star, you know. Yeah. They love comedy.

Right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, I think that's just all it is. So what's that saying? So you're with like a professional athlete and he's like, look, you know, then he, he's in this arena.

Right. Matt's, you know, it's an arena full of people. Right, right, right. But so why? So, so Matt likes to do that because he, he's into sports and he was in this point. He threw out the first pitch. Yeah. You know.

And they just like, you know, that, I also realized, too, is like, like, when you're young like that, you know, he's in their age bracket. They know who he is. They know they, you know, they're in the same Instagram. You know what I mean? So they're like, oh, it's cool. Let's go hang out with this dude. You know what I'm saying?

And it was, but I'm saying, you know, and then, oh, I got to show you a picture of this cake. They brought this cake out. It's, um, my God. Who do I send it to right now? Because if you're going to put it up. It's shaped like a shoe. Set it in a golden hour thing.

Oh, okay. Okay. But this thing, this is great. Why is it shaped like a shoe? Why did they make him? cake. I don't know that. This is what this restaurant does. You know, it's pretty

crazy. Wait, where's Golden Hour? I'm not in there, but you can air- You're not? Oh, I don't work on Golden Hour. You were on it, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, so. I just thought you always remained in it.

No. Oh, man, I'd been having a conversation with you for a year and a half. Imagine Kevin's still getting messages? Wait. Do you have a number? You can just text. to me. Yeah, I was just about to do that, yeah. But yeah, so, you know, I think that's what it is, man.

I mean, I just think that sometimes when you... Yeah, yeah. I just like, okay, so... You're Mark G, right? Like if... My first instinct, like if... I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm a...

Well, you're different. I guess if, like, a famous baseball player... A baseball player as famous as me. Check that out. For comedy, right? Like, a baseball player is famous as me that I am for comedy, right? If he was like, the guys want you to come out, I would be like, oh, fuck, that's going to be, I have to think about that. That's going to make me anxious.

But here's a, it's completely different. This is how it really went out. Now you know how I felt when you guys were in town. Oh, this guy. That's funny. That's good. You would not have even gone to the baseball game. Right.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that make that, yeah, I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if, you know, you got, but if you did, you knew a guy, this is how it would go with you. You know, you would go to the game because you met one of the players someplace. And he looks at you, he goes, oh, I had that same bullshit sweater from that guy sent, you know, and you guys have a, you know, oh, yeah, I love that guy. Boom, boom. And he's like, he's like, well, what do you do? And the guy would be like, oh, I don't play baseball.

You're like, I know I'm a failure. You're a comic. You'd have to, he'd have to hit it off with the guy. If it was Della Cruz, like he's such a special player, Chris. If I showed you some highlights, you'd like, that's pretty dope. I don't know. You're talking about a special, special player. I don't care.

If it's Michael Jordan, Chris wouldn't care. It doesn't matter. I think Eric kind of knows. Yeah, no. And then if they got, you guys hit it off like that. And then he goes, he's like, you're like, why you come to my show tonight? And the guy's like, oh, all right. And he brings like five, six, seven players.

you'd be like, oh, this is cool. You're talking about them on stage. That's how it would have to happen. And then afterwards they go, I'll tell you when it's going to happen. Okay. I'll tell you when it's going to happen. If Calvin gets into baseball.

Well, that's very true. If Calvin gets into baseball, then you're going to be like, you're like, buddy, guess who's coming the show? Fair enough. He's like, what? Yeah, I'll get pictures in a glove or ball for you. That's 100%. That's, of course.

That's another way, but the way I said it is. Well, that is how I am. But yes, that that is true too. Yeah. You know, so this thing was so decadent. And that's a cake? It's a cake. And then what was just chocolatey moosey thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the guy that works at this restaurant, he, like, that's what he does. Yeah, yeah, apparently. He had another one. I wish I had took a picture of that. It was like a Rolex. Why didn't you take a picture of that? Eric, Eric, because I was like, let me ask you this.

Eric, how many people are at that dinner? Like 20. Oh, wow. Who pays for it? Matt paid for it, actually. I don't like that. Well, he just, he just did it. He just did it.

He wasn't expected to pay, but he was just like... I would do that too. Yeah, exactly. You are, though. You are, though. No, no, not if he's got rich baseball, but... Yeah, let me ask you a question, though. Who's wearing that terrible sweater?

Who is that? That's Joe, that's the match guy. He actually used the merch guy for Chappelle also. Okay, cool. Yeah, he's great. But he's a big... He's from that area, I think. I know.

Fair enough. Yeah, that's fine, but don't wear that. I'm with Chris. That shirt is atrocious. Well, if you're the biggest Cincinnati fan And you don't give a fuck Which is what he's probably doing that. Next to his dad is like, you know, it's a great.

Oh, cute. But it's like it's, you know, they were great. But that, that Dale and Cruz guy, you know, He had an interpreter there. You know, he was just sitting at the end of the table. Even more anxious. He just, he wanted it to just be chill too. You can tell.

Got it. Got it. Well, that's cool, man. I mean, yeah, no, it is cool. It's funny because they had like, they had like famous people on the menu, So they had like a, a borough steak, you know, for Joe Burrow. Right. You know?

Right. And I was like, it's probably not available. I don't want to eat at this place. You don't get it because he's always hurt. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. Everybody was like, ah, man, you go. So when they brought this out, I was like, Joe Burroughs want to be like a boot.

Oh, that's funny. That's funny. He's always hurt, huh? Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. But he runs that tag. Well, his line sucks.

Yeah, exactly. I was thinking about this. I was like, he probably will never request a trade. He's probably just going to, because he is so loved. He's our damn merino. He's our damn rome. He's so loved in that town that I can't imagine it. Yeah.

That's probably got to be a factor. Do you say our damarino? Like you're from Cincinnati? I don't understand. He's from Miami. Well, meaning like he's our generation's Damarino. I'm younger than you guys. Oh, God.

Like Dan Marino when I was a kid. He, He's playing on a good team, but never, he never won. Wait, hold on. Joe Burroughs from Miami also? No, no, no, Joe Burroughs from Ohio. He's from Ohio. Right.

So he's like, you went to Ohio State, transferred LSU. Yeah, that's cool, yeah. Yeah, so he probably, you know, this is like, that's probably a factor. He transferred LSU. He left Ohio State to play at LSU. So he has that in him.

He's like, I got a ball. College, man. People, everyone leaves home for college. Right. You know. So that's fine. Not waiting from Ohio. Ohio State's a big deal, Bubba.

I wonder why he did that. He went to Louisiana. I'd tell you why he did it because the two of the top five receivers in the league right now were on that college team. That was the greatest college team ever. Oh, really? Yeah, it was Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase.

Oh, my God, that team was disgusting. Though, either then. But they want. It's not like he was leaving some scrubs. Because he went to the league. Went right to the Super Bowl. What are we supposed to do? Whatever.

You know what we're talking about, Chris? I don't know. I know Joe Burrow, though. Um, uh, yeah, so, I don't know.

But anyway, fucking, you got another hot topic or something? He's killing it with these. I'm good. You got some more Arnold? I, oh yeah.

What else is Arnold's fucking, oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'll take it to a fucking end of the degree. I want, you know what, I'm reading that book, uh,

Project Hail Mary. Did you the movie? I didn't, I started the audio book. Okay. I want to see the movie because. Same. But do you want to read the book first?

Yeah, that's how I do it. But are you guys watching these shows? I don't. Are there any shows popping right now? What? I feel like there's no shows on Netflix. There's nothing right now to watch.

I don't know. I agree with you. Nothing. HBO, nothing. I got nothing right now. Yeah. I'm waiting for Love on the spectrum. Oh, thanks for bringing this up.

There's a new one on Netflix where, okay, so they got love is blind. All right. Hate it. All right. This is a new one. They should have called it age as blind, okay? Because what it is is, you, you're dating groups of people, and two people get together, and they don't know their age.

All right? And there's some old bitches on there. You know what's crazy, Brendan? Well, how do they not know their age if they hear them? No, they're talking to each other. They're interacting. You can hear old ladies. Oh, well, that's when I...

This is what's stupid about it. So this one guy, he's... First of all the one, the girls are dying, okay? The old girl? No, no, no, no. This is a different couple. And then the guy's like, he said, he reveals it. I'm 48.

I have two kids. And then she goes, well, I'm 22. Okay. He goes like this. And I was at home like this. I had. The dog. The dog.

The dog face would have been like, really. Wow. That's a really good impression of that dog. But Eric, how about, how about that one older one who all the, all, everyone was going for? And then she went with Homeboy and she has three or four kids. They're older than him. Yeah, I know. And he was like, is age going to be an issue? She goes, I mean, I have kids that are 30, 32, 33.

So if you're not older than them, it could be an issue. You can just see on his face, he's like, fuck. Oh, so you can say that. No, but I don't, did she say that, though? Then you know she's 90. Yeah. Yeah. Because then it reveals already.

Well, this other one was great because it was like this young black girl. And, you know, and she's even saying, she's like, I really like this guy. And she's like, but, you know. But he was sick. The white guy, right? She's like, 40 would be a lot. And then they ended the episode, she says how old she is.

She's 27, you know, and then he goes, yeah, I'm 60. He didn't look 60. But I knew he was a 40. So they don't even tell you the age. Yes, you don't know until, you know what I mean? No, but I, Chris, they only tell you that, Chris, they only tell you the age

when they make a connection. and greed a, like, partner up, then they go into this secret age room, and they're like, how old are you? Like 24, how old are you? 66. But they've made a commitment at that point, though. They put rings on each other's finger.

But the thing is, my favorite part about watching this show. You didn't know if it's a... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My favorite part, that's my favorite part of watching the show. I go like this. I, she's 57. He's, you know, that's my favorite part. Just guessing the ages.

Chill, chill, back. But what I love about it is, is like, in this era, I'm so surprised, put this out because we live in this age gap error where everybody's making a big deal and then Netflix is like well let me show you how it happens. Yeah. Two people connect and this is what the fuck happens. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's funny. There's like a 21 year old girl on there and she's like I'm just these these men are so immature. I'm looking for an older man. I'm like bit you're 21. Yeah. Okay. Chill out. But also I mean look if you're going on that

show and you really are interested in finding a relationship and you are a 48-year-old man. And then she says she's 22. You go, all right, being in a relationship with somebody like that? Yeah, but you've, but check it. It's not like, it's not like you go, okay, hey, you and you go into a room. They've been interacting all episode.

Okay, okay, okay, you know? They actually like each other. And they're saying we're not going to tell our ages until we go, I'm committed to you. Right. What's the show called? I don't even know the name of the show. Wow, this guy just watching. Because Rachel's watching and I'm just come in and I'm like, okay, what's this one?

You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not, you know, I'm not, I'm not that invested. Yeah, wow. Yeah, I, uh, you know what I'm saying? But it's like, there is no shows. There's no show like silo or, you know, right, those kind of shows right now. No, that show's bad.

Bad? Nah, that shows bad. Yeah, wrote it. Yeah, wrote on it. The only thing on for me right now is a American Idol. I thought you liked that show, Brendan. I'm watching American Idol and I don't even. I used to, Mark.

I used to. I grew up. American, American Idol. American Idol. out. Yeah, second season sucked. But I do like American eye on that. But then I started watching the voice. You know, it's totally different type.

Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. There's nothing else on. God, dog. There's nothing else on. There's nothing on. There's nothing on. There's nothing on the spectrum drops Wednesday.

What about Vandenpump rules? Nick is watching Vandenpump rules. I don't know who came to the show. Get the fuck out my face. A couple from Love is blind was at the show. Nice. Yeah. So they came to dinner with us.

So they made it. Yeah, they made it. So, yeah. His love is blind. Anybody would be going to dinner. Oh, no, that's not the autistic one. Yeah, you're right, though, Brandon. Yeah, except us.

Except us. Except us. What? But there's nothing popping. What about the, yeah, what about the, uh, the peekie blinders movie? You guys watch that? I never watched that show. I didn't.

I just, it's just one of those shows. It reminds me a man. Mark, you said you did or didn't? Where I like, I never got into it so it doesn't matter, even though people say it's great. I just never, I tried one time. I just never, I threw on pinky blinders and I was like, I just maybe it was too late and I just was like I don't want to watch this. Oh it's fucking fantastic.

I'm sure that it is but I just I had other shows. But you know what? You know what? When the movie came out, I went nah. Yeah. If it was a series, I'd watch it.

I mean, breaking it bad is amazing. I didn't watch the, I didn't watch the El Camino thing, right? No, me neither. Yeah. Hey Mark,

you watched the movie, Peke Blender's movie? Yeah, same thing. I wish I was kind of hoping for a series. Yeah. It was just a good. Once you watch a series, you realize everything that a movie is missing.

Yeah. Because they can develop the story more. It's the reason why sometimes I like watching the movie first. Because then when I read the book, I know I'm going to get more. I understand that except for I don't like that because I want to read the book and then I want to go. Let's see how these people fucked it up. Oh, see, you're glass half empty. Okay.

Hey, but don't you. you like Netflix, Netflix went all, all in on, on stranger things. Yeah. And then now they're kind of like, all right, we're going to take a break. Well, they did another one with, there's nothing popping right now. The same directors, the same directors of stranger things. Yeah, that looks like bullshit. Well, you're talking about this like the rip didn't come out fucking three weeks ago.

We're in such a, it's a fucking thing. You're talking about the rip? Yeah, I'm just saying. There's a huge, fuck you. No, no, no. Well, I'm saying this. There's a huge thing that everybody loves. Yeah.

And then they just forget it the next week. I'm talking about stranger things. I'm talking about stranger things. You're talking about the rip. Wait, wait, not even just that. How about with everything? How about no one cares about Epstein Island anymore? Wow.

How about that? Yeah. How about no one cares? Speak for yourself. How about Charlie Kirk can't match the bullet? I'm just talking about. How about that? What happened?

Yeah, the Charlie Kirk bullet. What I'm saying is like? It doesn't match? Yeah. And what? It doesn't match the rifle that he had. It doesn't match, Chris. And do you know the only?

other assassination that that also didn't match? Let me guess. Martin Luther King. Oh, whoa, the same guy did it. But here's the thing. It takes something like that and then things get re-in,

things go. Yeah. You know? Well, Hey, Eric, to your point, how about that old lady missing? How about the old lady missing?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, about that bitch? What happened to her? She okay? No one cares. Still I'm found her.

No one cares. That's what I'm trying to say. And they keep trying to. Nobody cares. Like the news. cycle is gone. Like the Iran war in a week, everybody's going to care. Right. It's just moving on. People still dying in Palestine. People still

dying in Ukraine. No one talks about it. Oh, I forgot about the Ukraine war. Yeah. Ukraine. Of course. Ukraine is what made us stop caring about COVID. You know what? Can we? The COVID, Ukraine came when it was like, COVID what? And now we're just like, wow, we move on quick from things. Things we shouldn't be moving on from. My thing is, like, wait, wait, wait. Imagine, imagine a Charlie Kirk's family and they go, Hey, we just got the evidence back. The bullet doesn't match up to the gun that they said the dude shot. You would be your family.

Imagine that's your brother who got shot. You would be freaking the fuck out. Society's like, eh, what can you do? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I disagree with how you said that. The people that should be freaking out is that kids' family. Well. That's who should be freaking out.

Because they said he's a murderer and he's like, I didn't do this. and this gun that you said that I took apart all of a sudden. But also Eric, the Charlie Kirk family, he was murdered, so they're still upset. They're just trying to get justice, but they're not going to be upset. I mean, they're just going to be like, this, this proves to them like, this is bigger than what you think. So something else happened to you think? But Eric, hold on, but 100%, but also to that point, that kid, have you heard him say a single word? No.

Have you heard anything from them? Nothing. And then also, they've had. had professional snipers try to dismantle that gun as fast that kid would have to do it and fit into the bag and they can't do it. Really? And now the bullet doesn't match up. Really? What are we doing? And y'all just chilling and you're all just doing Arnold and Swartznaker impression. Yep. Well, you got to do what you do best, man. But this is, Brendan, we've been doing this now for 75 years. I would do the bit for 75 years. With the JFK is that.

JFK. We've been doing this for 75 years. Why are you winding me up? Oh, it's wind up Wednesday. Why wind me up? It's fucking night and Wednesday. You know what I'm saying. No, but it's like, so it says, you could do it on a short record. Like he's fucking Jason State

them going into the White House correcting everything. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean like we, but I don't forget, Chris. How about this,

man? I don't forget, buddy. How about this? How about this? I didn't even know. Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys. That's the problem. That's the fucking problem.

How many like really smart people right now are saying, yes, there are aliens. Yeah. Nobody cares. No, I know. Like that,

to me, you know why that should be the biggest thing ever okay and we're at this point now where we're like okay they can't whatever they can't they can't because aliens because aliens ain't gonna affect the gas prices they might what i'm saying maybe they got some new evidence they could watch this on their planet fuck it there you go no so that's another one anytime i see like an instagram post where you'll it'll be like i like to follow a lot of science stuff and so there's there's some so many real big breakthroughs that they're close to. One of them's cancer.

It's like, you know, they're in China talking about this and this and that. And we're like this. We're like, we're like, we pretend they don't have the cure for it. I know, but what I'm saying is like, that should be a big deal. Right. Makes too much money. Huge, huge deal. But it's like, you know, I just, they've got us to the point where nothing's real.

No, nothing is real. Yeah. You know, they're just kind of. Tiger Woods crashing again, getting a DUI gets more coverage than Charlie Kirk's assassination. Bring it up. That's what's wrong with society. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Chris can be in Cincinnati. Well, Tiger Woods has an issue. Oh, we have to go to Eric Griffin.com now. Now I'm proud of it. Okay. Go to Chrislea.com first. Go to go to to Eric Griffin. Go to get Cincinnati tickets, Columbus tickets, St. Louis tickets,

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One night two shows Ontario Improv Come check me out there And then I'm gonna be at the What is it A comedy festival Out in Iowa The Northern Iowa

I got to put the link up for that you know cool you seem all dialed in man yeah and you're coming back to austin in october yeah yeah yeah yeah you're at mothership you're come on you get that dinner you get that connecticut what that i know what's up in connecticut yeah but that's not till october dude it's so far away comics comedy club what yeah it's so far away he made it up that's a new one nice yeah shout out connect okay all right guys love you appreciate you guys thanks Pluto TV has thousands of free movies and TV shows You swear?

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