The Golden Hour - Three 3's Make a 9 | The Golden Hour PATREON #12 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast The guys get into a debate about the Dalai Lama, share their weirdest public bathroom stories including Erik and Brendan's Korean spa stories and Chris' Russian spa story, and talk the new season of Love Is Blind, viral TikTok star Wackson_22, all new fan submissions for fatherly advice and much more!  

Oh we can't hear you big dog Say something. Oh there we go. We heard you He's off Brendan I'm fired up right now. Just like y'all. I'm gonna go to battle because I'm doing some studies Be careful that stuff things. Yeah With friends that laugh we're friends that shout sometimes we don't know what we're talking about but that won't stop us nothing can stop us I look good. Adam's about to join. He's just got to start his camera.

I look good for 43, man. When you have to say that. There he is. Yes. Oh, shit. This is crazy. What up, bro? What's up, big dog?

What's up? Oh, ain't that a bitch? Finally makes it. Finally made it. De Niro. De Niro. Oh, there he goes. All right.

What's up, bro? Hey. How you doing, man? You just look like a young Robert De Niro. Yeah. Well, no. Not anymore. Yeah, we can.

All right. Sweet. So I got a debate club for you guys. What's up, everybody, not anymore. Yeah, we can. All right, sweet. So I got a debate club for you guys. What's up, everybody? Hi. Would you rather date a stripper with no social media at all? These girls are the same level of hotness. We'll say they're both nice.

Would you rather date a stripper with no social media at all or a hot girl that's obsessed with her social media that has, let's say, 10K plus followers. Because you know social media these days, these girls take it too serious, and there's actually some social stock behind it. So I want to hear what you guys think. In my opinion, I'm going with the stripper. Yeah. It'd be less annoying. Stripper all day, right?

As long as she's not going to the boom boom room. All day. She's like, babe, I made 10K tonight. It's like, do it. I love you guys. If she was like, I made 10K tonight, I'm like, what the fuck did you do? Hey, look at Eric. Look at Eric.

You already know Eric's about to have some dumb ass answers for this. What? The disrespect. This big nose motherfucker wants to come on my show. Of course you want to date a stripper, you dirty fuck. That is a good question, though. He came up with this whole thing just because he's actually dating a stripper. To me, it's easy.

Stripper all day. Stripper all day. Obsessed with social media chick is horrible. The worst. Yeah. I'd rather date a prostitute with no social media. Yeah, your girl getting DMs from 100,000 dudes all day, that ain't it, man. Well, I don't even really care about that.

I just care about... Shit. Okay, so would you rather have your chick getting 100,000 DMs per day or giving lap dances to a dude with a real life hard dick under his sweatpants? But you know what she's doing. She ain't sneaking around on you, bro. Oh, okay. So you're okay.

As long as you know you can see the dick being rubbed on your dick. I'm with him. I know what I signed up for. But I'm with him. I know what I signed up for. So are you picking your chick up out? She's got dents in her tits because of what just happened, and you're picking her up like,

at least you're not on the internet, babe. Get in. I don't know. That social media shit makes these girls put themselves on a pedestal. You know he's retarded. I'm with him. I don't care how many DMs my chick gets. I don't care.

But she's posting thirst traps nonstop. Right. Well, that's different, though. If she's doing that, I don't want to be... Well, that's how she would get a following. Not necessarily. There's no such thing as a stripper want to be. Well, that's how she would get a following. Not necessarily. There's no such thing as a stripper without an Instagram. Right. That's true.

Well, in his question. I'm dating one right now, boy. Oh, we know, motherfucker. Oh, Eric had it. Eric had it. I already know. That's because she needs to be off the grid because she's jerking dudes off. Yeah.

He came up with this because his family is all getting on him about that. He's like, no, no, no, the boys will have my back. I got your back, dog. Would you rather? I think it's a weird scenario. I'm with you, bro. Yeah, I'm with you. I think they're both the same.

All I'm saying is they both have downsides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to like – What's that? MMA Gold? Where's that at, brother? Got your spot? Jim West, Aspen Ladd, Max Griffind max griffin fluffy oh yeah it's home

base baby oh damn yeah you guys got some some killers up there do you do you fight yeah i do i'm a fighter i'm an amateur but i have eight fights i'm five and three oh good for you man four knockouts one submission nice brother good luck man and good luck with the stripper too you know she's yeah you got it bro what a cliche a stripper, too. You know she's dead. Yeah, you got it, bro. What a cliche, a stripper and a fighter. Yeah, I know. It's hilarious. Go get it, bro. Oh, the fighter is dating the stripper?

Okay. Wait, what was that? Did you get your motherfucker? Yes. Were you dating her? Did you meet her when you were bouncing at the strip club, motherfucker? Text me a picture of her. That's how Frank Mir met his wife

And see There you go But if you want someone To protect these badass bitches You need a guy Who knows how to fight Yeah you need a guy like this You got some wild boys

Up in that club How did you meet your girl? Huh? How did you meet her? At the club I love it I love it I love it

It's like beauty and the beast You came to me dog Yeah Good for you, brother. So then you're all, you, see, the thing's his thing. You meet a stripper at the strip club. You start dating her. You can't later be like, why are you always at the strip club?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's not. I think he's cool with it. That's why Chris said you're fine. I just had this conversation with her because she doesn't have social media. And my ex was this hot girl who got into college and fucking ig went through the room yeah yeah she changed up stuff yeah right there we go well she probably was like oh i could do better you've had you've had uh yeah well you've had you've had to experience both brother so it

seems like the stripper was the best route to go no i feel like he feel like he was scarred by the last one. Yeah, you're scarred. It's also annoying. She hurt you. She hurt you. It's also annoying. Eric's right. But that's fine. You're right.

That's fine. You know? Figure it out the other way. See if it works for you. If not, then fucking find another chick that's got a little less of a following that doesn't do stripping that much. Yeah. You leveled out, dude.

You figure it out, bro. Well, you always know if in a month, if she makes any extra money that she normally makes, that's going to be a rare flag. She was at the Korean thing with Eric. You weren't here. Eric was talking about... Yeah, I'll take a picture.

Yeah, send a pic to Nick. We were talking about Eric. You'll see the episode. You'll get it. All right, buddy. Well, we appreciate you, bro. Keep training. And let's go six and three, huh?

Dalia, I saw you in Stockton. Oh, hell yeah. Last time you came through, dude. Hell yeah, bro. It was badass, man. It was badass. Thank you, bro. I didn't see you guys still, though.

Yeah, I'll see you up there, brother. I'll be up there soon. Appreciate it, man. Good luck with that girl, man. Good luck, brother. Bring the stripper. It was awesome talking to you guys. Thanks, buddy. Be good. that girl, man. Good luck, brother. Bring the stripper. It was awesome talking to you guys. Thanks, buddy.

Later, brother. See ya. Thank you.