The Golden Hour - Too Much Baggage | The Golden Hour #187 w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

Chris and Erik are back to talk about Erik and his wife's parking lot stand off (and Chris's case against ever trusting a woman's intuition), Chris's record-setting 10-hour night of sleep and his Mark Wahlberg-approved oatmeal-and-dates breakfast, whether Jay-Z and rap itself have a shelf life, Drake's Iceman, the Japanese internet-game-turned-movie Exit 8 somehow being about accepting fatherhood, the rise of YouTuber-directed horror hits like Obsession and Backrooms, why the Mandalorian movie is tanking, why comedians keep torching the budget on movies that flop, the slow death of going to the theater, Chris's savage Letterboxd reviews of Sirât, No Other Choice and The Monkey, the theory that the more bags a woman packs the more baggage she carries, and much more!Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/GoldenDraft Kings: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code GOLDEN spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21days.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It may be uncomfortable. And maybe it's me, but I'm just like, I mean, she had, bro. There's a smidge of. No. She had so much luggage. So that was the first thing. You know what it was? What?

I bet you in the back of your mind as part of it was like, can you imagine being married to her? Yeah, yeah, there was that. Yeah. And I don't want a bad mouth. They're like, I don't know her. She could be the fucking biggest sweetheart ever. But I just. Not with that much luggage.

The more, I always, and I always say this, and I've said this for so long, the more bags a woman has, the more baggage they have. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. I think you stop a plain-ass white t-shirt today? That's not from a company. He was like, oh, there's a guy. He does this white t-shirts.

He's a big fan. My buddy's going through a breakup, so I'm trying to help. Oh, yeah. You know, I have a friend of mine going through a breakup. Yeah. You know what the tough part about it is? It's like when somebody is like, you know, especially if it's online. So you see them online and they're all like, oh, relationship goals and they're doing all this stuff.

And then like all of a sudden they're just like super sad. And you're like, oh, man. You know, all we went to a breakup. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I don't like that kind of stuff online. Like when people break up online and it's like, internet sucks for that. Yeah, now we have to choose.

Yeah. I'm doing good though. Are you? Yeah, you're doing good? All right. So all you got is you, you know? What is this weird energy you're coming in with? I actually feel good.

My weird energy is, you know, I don't really have a reason. I woke up. So yesterday, last day, not today, not last night. Yesterday night. Yesterday night. Yesterday night? I got 10 hours and 41 minutes of sleep. Okay. Which is crazy. Well, that's a weird number. Like, how do you know?

You were, oh, God. Oh, that's the sleep watch thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, so I was like, I worked out and I'm fine, you know, whatever. Then tonight I got seven hours. and 15 minutes or something which is which was great too you know and I'm just feeling like really rested bro

and I knew I expected more I know but there wasn't more and I knew that you guys were going to both laugh at that for some of my gosh because it's just it's just nice bro and I feel good I woke up and I ate oatmeal and

um yogurt and dates and you know about this shit yeah talk about it and uh and then I drank coffee. Yeah, remember Mark Wahlberg told you to eat that? You know, you got to eat your dates, you know.

You got to eat your oatmeal with the macadamia nuts. Sorry, macadamia milk. A whole milk, you know, you could save your fats for later. But yeah, so I'm, you know, I'm feeling good. My back, you know, I pulled my back last week and that's fine, but I still went to work out. I put my back on the way walking to my car to go to the gym. Just. That's old guy shit.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it happened. Just twist it. Just goes, nah. And it goes out of the sink. And then. I'm going to twist my ankle like that.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, my God. So you know what I did? I went right to the gym and worked out my back. I don't give a fuck, bro. You ain't, you ain't the boss of me, body.

And so. I don't think so, spine. Yeah, not now. So I'm all right. So it's take a little longer to heal, but I'm good. All right. I have to tell you, uh, I had a parking situation with Rachel. Oh.

Right, yeah. He texted me. He was like, I can't wait to talk about this on the podcast. No, no, no, because I know, because I have a, there's a moment in the story. I'm going to ask you a question.

Okay. And I think you're going to, oh, nice. So we're in downtown, not down, there's no downtown Santa Corita, but there's like this main street,

a bunch of restaurants. It's Sunday. It's packed. We're going to our favorite breakfast nook. Okay. All right. So we get there. Rachel's driving because I like to sit in a back with Wolf,

you know? Oh, cool. You know what I love that. I like being Miss Daisy. That's cool. I love being in the back with the kid. You know what I mean? So anyways, we get into this parking lot, it's like five stories.

It's packed. You know when a parking lot's packed? Cars are coming down, cars are going up. Everybody's looking for a spot. Right for being annoying if you're with a woman, by the way. Oh, okay. So Rachel goes up and she, we're going up, we're going up, we're going up because there's no parking. People are coming and going.

Then as we get into a parking spot, I notice I go, oh, babe. I was like, oh, man, the elevator's broken. Okay. So she's pulling into the only spot that's available, okay? And she goes like this, I don't, I have on sandals. I don't want to, I'm going to go down and look for a different spot. Oh, wow. So I'm like this, what are you talking about?

It's going to be. Yeah. Yeah. Let me ask you this. Uh-huh. What's the worst case scenario for me? If, okay. Well, thinking about everything in its entirety.

Uh-huh. I mean, the worst case scenario is, having to deal with her anger afterwards. So I understand the I understand what... So she goes down. Okay, so she did that.

Okay. Yeah, so she's going down. So now I'm saying, what's the worst case case scenario? Okay, okay. The worst case scenario is you don't find a spot and you got to go back up. See, the worst case scenario is...

Okay, what? She found a spot. Oh. And now I have to deal with her. Oh, oh. Because I kept saying, don't do this. It's going to be packed. So she goes down.

Okay. We're right before the exit, man. Somebody pulls out. No, I would be just, I honestly, as much as I don't want her to have that, I take the, I'm grateful for the whole situation. Okay. No, no, because now. Because now. Yeah.

I'm dealing with parking queen for the rest of the day. Well, the problem is now, now I would say. What she did might have not been the move to maximize your guy's parking advantage. However, she could use this now to bleed over into the next time. And you go, that was a, you got to be like, that was a flute, babe. It doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. Dude, the rest of it.

Now she's getting out of the car. She's like, you have to just trust my instincts. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was like, I told you. No, no, no, no. I'm just like, you know, I'm a parking master. No, no, no, no, no. She was like, you know,

you know, a choir came out, parking queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She knows how to. You know what I mean? Shoot the choir. And it was like, we said, and then she was bringing it up for no reason. Yeah, of course.

You know what? No matter what, it was like, well, you have to trust my instincts. It was like the parking. Right, right, right. Any kind of feeling or intuition, ah, get out of here, dude. No, I'm not in, you can't trust intuition when also sometimes during the month

you're fucking crazy irrational because you're bleeding, you know what I mean? I guess anybody would be like that. Even if I had like a cut right here and it was just bleeding for three days. You'd be irrational. That'd be like, I'd be like, but that's fine,

but what you wouldn't do is sometimes be like, yeah, but my intuition, you know what I mean? Because you're fucking crazy person a week out of the month. You go, I'm crazy a week out of the month. Don't listen to me. This is what I'm dealing with now. It's like, you know, we never sleep trained well,

so he sleeps with a you know it's terrible yeah you know i'm thinking about that but also how much parental touch does he have now more so than if you didn't do that so there are positives there's a lot of all the studies about it or anything it's better for but anyway but he's doing this thing that where because like we can't sleep i have to go to the guest room yeah so now he he follows me oh yeah it's so cute but now it's like he no it's a lot he's he only he only wants to sleep with me. And I'm like, oh my God. Yeah. And it's like some disarm is killing me.

Right, right. Oh, really? Yeah. Because it's, you know. Because he's just on it. Yeah, he has to be on it. Yeah. Yeah. So I wait for him to go to sleep. Then I push him off. Then I turn. Right. Then he'll wake up. And go over there. And he's fucking head butts me because I'm turned this way. That's so cute. So he's just headbutts my show, my show, you know. You know, and you're not supposed to give in, but it's like, it's nighttime. I'm tired. Give in or wake to fuck up. You know what I mean? You're not supposed to like, you know, so he's, you know, he's doing this.

But today, today, this morning, you did this thing. So I'm turning to the side. So I wouldn't give in to the headbutts. And I was like, okay, he gets off the bed. He homes around this way like this. And then he climbs and grand and gets like, you know, he has my heart, bro. That is so cute. So I was like, okay.

Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Oh, you crafty? All right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's adorable. Wow, that is adorable.

Billy is so obsessed with Pac-Man that he I just know everything I talk about is going to eventually come around to Pac-Man He woke up and I was like Hey buddy good morning I said do you have dreams? He said yeah I said what'd you dream of and he said

And I said it with him We go Pac-Man And I was like yeah I knew that And then it was like It's so weird like that Yeah How did he even get into that? You know he saw it

okay and and and then we got a and then we got a she got like a mini video game of it and it was that was it yeah and then and then um I was changing his diaper and he was I was like you know you're William and he was like no I'm Billy and I was like well no William is your full name I said you know how Cal you call him Cal his full name is Calvin we call you Billy but your full name is William which doesn't make any right right right I know right but he said but yeah But he said, and it wouldn't make sense to him, he's three. Right, right. So I said, I said, did you know that?

And he said, no, my name is Pac-Man Delia. Pac-Man Delia. Hey, you know what? Kind of cool. It could be a cornerback. Yeah. Was there a guy? Pac-Man Jones, shot up a strip there.

You know what I want to? So he's got, I want to like, shout out on the podcast. Thank you. is my condolences to Danny go, you know? Oh, yeah. Because Wolf, when he comes into the room now, you know, he's all dinosaurs all the time, except for at night when he wants to go to bed, he wants to watch Danny go. Oh, yeah.

You know, and I just, and I feel bad. Yeah. You know, the guy, his 14-year-old son died of cancer. Was he that old? Yeah. Oh, I thought he was younger. No, he was, you know, and it's like, but like this guy brings a lot of joy. Yeah.

My kid loves him. Yeah, my too. You know what I mean? So I just wonder like my condolences to him. And the fact that he still does that and I just want him to know even though that that happened, you still bring a lot of joy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Somebody maybe send this to him. But yeah, that is true. Like he, he, he, I mean, that, you know, that dude's like a lifesaver. I mean, like that, that, that, what that guy does for, you know, all of our kids and all of us, it's just beautiful. and it's so sad that that you had to experience that. And still work, like still do that thing, you know what I mean? So, but anyways, not to bring a B. No, it's, it's heavy stuff.

You know what I mean? I do think about. I'm a sociopath. It's going to go viral. Wait, what? I'm a sociopath. That's going to go viral. Oh, got it.

Got it. Got it. Got it. The Truman Show director. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. So it is what it is.

Yeah. Now, did you, are you, are you a Jay Z fan? I, I think Jay Z. he's great. I think let's talk about this. I think that rap is the one genre that has a weird shelf life.

I do think that like I do think that rap is a young man's game. Right. I do think that Jay-Z breaks through that though. Okay, yes and no. Okay.

I think that there was a time, I think in the last 10 years, there's a time when it was like, I think you get sick of a voice. Yeah. And I think... I get it. But not that it's bad.

It's just like, I know. There's something about, but what's happening right now, I think he's going to come back. I think it's, I think it's right for him to come out with an album right now. Yeah. And people be reminded of like, because. Yeah. The thing is, like, when you, when you that unc age and look.

Well, he's beyond that. He's, yeah, he's OG, but yeah. Right. Right. He's at OG status now. But I think, 50, right? I know, but it's like, you know, he's older than. I don't know, but it's like.

Unk is like 30. Right. Yeah. No, but that because, you know, Drake said something on his album, you know, I'd take the 500,000 instead of, you know, that whole thing about, would you take, would you have dinner with Jay Z or 500, you know, got it. So Drake did that.

He said, I'll take the 500K. And then so, like, Jay Z was at some thing. And he did this freestyle, you know, about. But I was like, but it was, it's interesting how many people are talking about it and what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, I wonder if this is going to be like, if he's going to come back, if people are going to be, we're hyped for it.

Because like I say, I don't know. know if I'm ready like right I mean yeah like if run DMC came out with an album right now you're like you know what I'm saying though even even like LL Koojay like people be like oh the actor yeah right right I mean I think you got a parlay it I mean even 50 cent came out with something a little while ago and like people were like this is amazing but then everyone nobody talked about the next day I know you know and as good as it was which I don't even remember I heard a little bit of it but it you know it's like uh I think that Jay Z,

well, we're at a time where nobody is really beloved anymore, you know? Like the internet is saying even the most beloved people besides Keanu Reeves is like, they're being like, you know what, Jay Z is whack. This is the first time we ever heard this. It's like Jay Z's whack. Even, even, you know, people are, Kendrick is whack. Now, people, it's like people are saying, yeah, the people who are supposed to be or who would have been beloved in, uh,

2002 only you know Kendrick would have been only the guy nobody would have been saying anything bad about him because there was no internet but now it's like he sounds like

fucking Kermit or whatever the fuck you know it's a weird thing yeah so there's nobody that's like that so people the people who were that JZ you know whoever are going to come out with an album Eminem and now they go this guy sucks

there's going to be half the people that are like this guy sucks that's just how it's going to be. That's the coach from now on. And like, it's unfortunate. I do think, though, that Jay-Z does it a little different. Like Eminem, as great as he is, still does that version of what he did. J-Z has grown as an artist. I don't know. Really? Yeah. That whole 4-4-4 album, that was pretty different. I didn't love it. What? But it was different, though. It was different. And what he was trying to say I think was interesting. Well, I think that, I think that

what happens with someone like Jay-Z, okay, well, let me start over. The thing with that rap, it's like hip-hop, it comes from this culture where you think it's about being poor and being on the streets, you know, and being like, you know, I'm a gangster and all this kind of stuff.

So that's how I started, you know? It was born out of necessity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know. And then all of a sudden, though, it's like, it's hard. Well, yeah, you can't. It's hard to be a billionaire married to Beyonce and then you're hard.

still? Yeah, right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? It's like, you were an attack in an elevator? Yeah, but you got to be the dawn, though, after that. You got to be like, I have men who handle that. I know, but that's the kind of stuff he talks about in his songs. But again, I don't know if that's relatable to, I think that's more relatable to like

when you hear him talking about like, yeah, you know, I'm talking, you know, I got my chick a better person. You're like, oh, okay, this guy's talking like stocks and bonds. Like he wraps about stocks and bonds. I don't know if that, I do see a world where they're that younger generation. They don't like that. They don't like it. Of course, yeah.

They don't like it. Of course. Yeah, because the people who are going to listen to him and really be like, fuck yeah, are just millionaires. Yes. You know? But even someone like, listen, Drake's still super popular. Right. Like no matter what you think about the beef or whatever it is like that, he's still, this album comes out and it broke records.

You know what I mean? And first of all, if you think Kendrick won or it doesn't even matter. Whatever. In my opinion, if the most famous thing you've ever done in your life. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I'd say it again. I'm just saying, Drake, if you have to say Drake, yeah.

If you have to say the word Drake, then that's the person at one. But what I'm saying is he's about to be 40. Right. So he's going to be, he's getting into that phase. Yeah, it'll happen to him too. I mean, he'll still be super popular. But it's just, it's getting it. It's different.

Yeah. Hip hop, you're going to be the biggest when you're, you know, younger. But I guess as being older, I don't even know what the young, what is the young stuff? Yeah, it's a lot of that. Are you listening to the young hip hop artists? You're like, oh, this the guy. Like, I don't even know. I think they're all getting old.

Kendrick, Drake, all those, that crew of people. Yeah, it's like Lil Dirk or whatever the fuck is the guys. And be a young boy. Yeah, that shit. I don't know. People say he's good. He did a, I saw a freestyle from him and it was pretty good. But like, you know, it's like that.

But just some of these albums that come out now, I know. I'll give it, like the last J. Cole album, I love J. Cole. Yeah. But he got a song on that album where I'm like, dude, just call your friend. Oh, that's hilarious. You know what I mean? I'm so sad. Because the whole song's about something that doesn't happen with him and his friend.

I'm like, oh, that's so funny. Just don't rap, don't tell us about it. Call your friend, J. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's just so weird. Wow, that's funny. So I don't know if like I listen to it. So, but I don't.

I don't know if I'll ever listen to that. Yeah, you listen to it once. It's like Braveheart. You're like, okay. It's just whatever your, whatever, like, whatever that person's voice that it gets to you, I don't know. I mean, I actually like, like this new Drake. I'm an ice man. I like him.

So I've listened to him more than once. And there are a few songs because my favorite Drake shit is like he's on a slow beat. Yeah, I know you like that shit. You know, and he's telling some story. I like that. He does it great. But Jay Z's like that too. Yeah, for sure.

You know, they both have this kind of like, well, they'll do some pop hits. And then they have the ones where it's just like a beat And he's just, you know Telling a story about it. Yeah, no, I think Jay Z's got so much swag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, I love his voice. But he also made us love his voice.

Like just the way he fucking inundated us with those songs and those catchy tunes. And now, you know, like Hard Knock Life. And now he's just kind of doing whatever he wants. I don't know. I kind of like, but he hasn't really... I kind of like admire it. Yeah, he hasn't had like a big hit,

but he hasn't really tried. I hated that one album that was red. Kingdom Come. Oh, I hated that out. Really? I loved that album. God, that was my... That the one with 30s to new 20?

That was great. I hated that. Fuck, I hate it. I was like, really? Yeah. There you go. What did you hate about it?

It was just not... It was like poppy, but not poppy enough. And not, to me, not like hard enough. The big hit off, it was show me what you got. Yeah, it sounds like an AI. Yeah. pop song. Yeah, that song in particular.

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Come get me in Las Vegas. Then I'll be in, yeah, yeah, come get me, whatever. Come get me in Utah after that, then Denver, then Pittsburgh. Then this isn't on, by the way, but then Pittsburgh and then Miami, Washington, D.C. I have a bunch of dates. Just go to chrisley. com and come check it out. Then I'll be in Europe all over the place.

Dude, it seems like I was just there, but it was a while ago. Yeah. So I have to write new material, which is like now I feel the pressure of it for the first time in a long time. Well, that's good. Yeah, I suppose. I have new stuff, though.

You know, I was in Nashville. Oh, I saw Theo. I hung with Theo. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, but I did, it was great, but I did Nashville and I did this thing, I'm sure you've done it, but like where you do your act and then you,

I closed with my newest thing. Right. And it was awesome and I was so happy. Like, because, you know, when you open, you get that extra excitement. Yeah. You do your new stuff in the beginning. But I closed with that and it was, it was great. So I go, oh, bro, it's a real bit.

You know what I love it? Yeah. Can we wait to say it? Well, what's to Europe stuff? What are you going in Europe? Where am I going? Scroll down. And when is that?

I got nothing in June. Took it off. Louisville, Louisville, Louisville, Spokane, Tempe. There it is. When you start seeing all those vowels together. Stores. We'll have to figure out how we're going to do this. Stockholm, Ben, and then I go back to Philadelphia.

That looks like it could fit right in. Benzillam. I know, I know. I know. First time going to Vienna, Austria. Maybe we should do Golden Hour Live in London. Oh, my God. It would be amazing.

But yeah, so there's that, yeah, I'll be out there, you know. I guess I just keep going. Yeah, it. You feel like it? You feel like that sometimes? You're just like, I know, you're just what are you supposed to? I know. He was like,

I guess I'm going someplace else again. Yeah. Yeah, but I'll have, I have a lot of local dates. This, uh,

so all the L.A. L.A. people, I'll be in town in L.A. Man, I've been on a watching foreign movies kick, bro. And I know I'm always like that, but I've been really watching.

Man, I watched this movie last night called exit eight. Do you know about this internet thing? Okay. So exit eight is a game on the internet. It's just a, and they, oh,

if it's Asian, then, It's going to be great. Right. So, but the game, if you look up the game, it's basically just there's four rules to this game. You're walking down a subway hall. It's creepy.

It's not scary, but it's like you walk down this hallway and you, if you don't notice anything different about the hallway, right? You keep going. Okay. If you notice any anomalies, anything, different, you have to turn around and start walking the other way and it just is a loop. It becomes, and so, so what happens is you go to the next level.

The only way you can go to the next level is if you go straight through, you don't, you notice there's nothing different and then you get to level two. Go straight through nothing. You get level three. If something's different, you got to go back. The only way to get to level four is you go back and then it loops and then you get to level four. So you, that's the only rule. If you see something different, you turn around.

So they made a movie. That's the, that's the game though, okay? So they go, let's make a movie of it. Of course. And you, but you think, how? Just like this, it would look like that. But, but, but. I don't see how.

But, but hold on, no. That's not a story. It is a story if it's about like, just like, what's the big Asian one? Were they? Squeak games. No, because it's different because, Squid Games is about a game. This is not about a game.

This is some guy like, why am I stuck here? That's not a story. They have to then base a whole story around this. Well, how was the movie? It was, it was great. Well, then they did it. But this is why I bring it up.

Because I can't even believe they took this weird game that has like no real point to it. and turned it into this movie about, check this out, it's about accepting fatherhood. Yes, because as you're walking through the hallways of fatherhood, things change. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you have to, you know what I mean? Yeah, kind of. But you got to watch it. But it just was, you know, I'm watching this movie. I'm like, how the fuck are they going to make this about anything? And it just begins with him looking

at a baby and he gets off the subway and then he and he's in here and the whole time he's like what the fuck and it's just it's really it's really incredible how they did it dude it keeps your attention i hope it's not like the lamb movie no it's it's i mean it's definitely weird but um i just loved it man they they really did a good job well that reminds me of that movie what's the movie i think it's called platform or something yeah that the one yeah we're just food and it goes down. It's kind of like that a little bit. But you know, it's really about

society and all this kind of stuff. But platform. They made another one. Yeah, I know. The first one was good. The second one was not good. But the movie about the thing about this movie is

that they... This movie or... No, the other one, the exit eight. Is, um... I don't know, man. Like just... This is a movie.

Platform is a movie. Platform is a movie. that was a so I have an idea for a movie I just I'm like why they it might be the best adaptation to a video game to a movie I've ever seen

Section 8 no no no exitate and they they took a lot of like there's no lore in the game so they in the movie they're just like I mean for them to go like this is going to be about a man

accepting to be a father you go what incredible hats off to these Japanese motherfuckers How do you know it's Japanese? I don't but you know they were Asian If it's a good movie then they were Korean Not not true Japanese kill it But yeah Koreans is it

No it's Japanese Oh wow Okay Oh box office for me Here's the thing about You got the back rooms Movie coming out That came out number one

Obsession Obsession which is directed by a YouTuber Yeah. These, this, this. $700,000 budget. I know. It's over $100 million. This shit is going to make Hollywood so bad.

It's great. But Hollywood's going to be like, oh, no, let's make the, I said this on congratulations. I don't want anything I'm a hack, but like, oh, yeah, let's make the Hawk to a movie. Like they're going to fucking, no matter what internet thing blows up, they're going to be like, it's going to be awful. You know Hollywood when they get their fucking, it's going to be so awful. No, once they see one thing work, they're like, oh, okay, we got to do another meteorite movie. That's why there's 900 Law and Or, you know, they go, oh, the show 911 works.

Let's do fucking 911 in every city. Yeah, Hawaii. No, but I'm glad that this kind of stuff's happening in movie making because it's like, then it's, give people a chance. Because if it has to be a big superhero movie or something to be made. What kind of world are we living in in terms of art? So I'm glad that this has happened. Like there's two YouTubers now because the guy from that did weapons was a YouTuber as well.

Yeah, he was. Yeah. You know, so he's a YouTuber. Now this guy. I don't really, I think of him more as like a sketch guy. Right, right, right. But I'm just saying he was doing. They established themselves on YouTube.

But this guy that did that one obsession, they're so keen on this guy because of what I think would happen with the other one. They were like, all right. So he's like doing three more movies. And, you know, he's got to be a budget now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's what you want to do. I got to see that movie. But anyway, you see it yet, Obsession? No, I haven't seen it.

I went to, because I was, I saw Mandalorian. Oh, yeah, was that really bad? No, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. That's tanking. I don't know if it's tanking. It is. They're taking it out of theaters.

They gave, what's it called, He-Man, they pushed up He-Man at I-Mex because they took this one out. Oh, he, I didn't, I'm never going to see He-Man. Oh, I'm going to see He-Man. Oh, are you crazy? Bro, Heman was my shit when I was younger. So me too, but it just doesn't, they've never done it well. They've tried. And you know what's going to flop?

Heeman. Yeah. But I'll see it. So what's going on with this? I want to see what's going on with the box office with this. Oh, yeah. You know what's, I'm going to tell you what's wrong with this because I saw it. But I watched the Mandalorian.

Right. So I get the lore and everything. You can't come out with a movie where it just started at a point where people, if I realized, if I'd never seen the Mandalorian show, Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, what is this? Oh, okay. Is that, is that, is that Yoda?

Like, what's going on here? Is this a young Yoda? Is this like, you can't do that? You know what I mean? Backroom's made how much? Already? 81 million for the first weekend. Wow.

Wow. And that's just off that internet shit. I mean, you know, there are stars in it. What was the internet thing around it? Again, again, this is like exit eight. You're just in the back rooms of this thing. and you just walk around. There's no real story.

And it's kids that play it? Is that who's going? It seems so suspicious that these movies are doing so well. What do you mean? Like, I'm skeptical about the box office numbers. Like, oh, this is like the new way of like young people. Oh, I don't know. Just because like, I don't know.

I guess the word of mouth is strong. Everybody's told me obsession's awesome. But backrooms, like, I don't know anybody who plays the original. Yeah, it was younger than us. And so, you know, maybe the movie came out now. The backrooms was big, like maybe 10 years. years ago so like yeah it would be like all everyone who is 12 now is 22 they would go see this well the thing that's happening with obsession is like this like word of mouth like you're saying

it's like this is the first time in a long time that a that a horror movie like this went got better in the second week yeah yeah third even it doesn't usually happen so um the i can't wait to see sheep detectives but the uh the breadwinner i guess didn't do so well um they're saying but but what is that one? that's with Nate Pargatsy who we want to win who is also already won but we want him to always do well and never do it. Oh but that's still a lot of how

how how how much what was the budget of that they did I think they put some money behind that movie oh see this is the thing with yeah this is the same thing happened with bert same thing that happened with Sebastian movie right you know yeah if you're if you're if you're a guy like Bert Nate uh Sebastian yeah yeah that's that's bad and the advertising was a lot

lot too. But you guys... That's probably part of it. The budget, the advertising is maybe. They usually double that. But, but what I'm saying is what they should do is, but whatever, props, he made a fucking movie. If it's what he wanted to do and he likes it, then great. He's kind of an amusement park. Um,

what's that? He's got an amusement park. Right, right. But so, so, Brett, so if you, I think if you're a comedian, I think you've got to do, like, here's the deal. Someone came to me, Chris, we want to make a movie. You're a comedian. We want to put you in something silly. I go, all right, let's, let's do something simple. Let's not fucking shoot it, make it look good. Let's just do something that I want to do that I think is weird and funny.

Hold on a second. All right. I hear you. Yeah. Okay. For me, I hear you. Okay. I'm going to tell you what I feel is the real issue with this kind of thing. Okay. Okay. The real issue is that comics, their audience isn't as large as they think it is. Okay, even when it's super large. What I'm saying is the movie business is different. I get that, yeah. If Jennifer Lawrence can put out a movie and it not do well, okay? So like huge stars put out movies.

Right, right, right, right. I'm talking about huge stars. Right, right, right. But the thing with comics, they've become so incredibly wealthy from a very small section of America. If you, in the grand scheme of it, if you really think about it, you need a million fans.

Even if you have, if you have a million fans and they're all subscribed to your podcast or if they all buy tickets, even if half of them buy tickets, if 500,000 people spent $100,000 average on your ticket, that's a lot of freaking money.

So there's an idea that you think, well I'm super rich I'm super famous if I make a movie everyone's gonna come see it there are still people who are probably like who's that

but that's that is what you know what okay so this is movie business is just I understand but this is why I'm saying scale it down make a fucking three million dollar movie

not even that yeah but but I mean if he did it would have done really well yeah it would double you know and I just don't understand why comedian don't do that. I mean, maybe it's like

an ego thing, maybe it's like, you know, and I'm not saying that these guys have egos, but... I don't think it's the ego. I really think it's this idea that just in the same way that they were trying to have influencers do movies. Yeah, but you're talking about, you're not really talking about what I'm talking about. I am. No,

I, I understand, we're kind of saying the same thing. You can't make that much money unless, look, the movie has to work. Okay, if the movie is very good, and people are like, that was really fun, you got to see it. Then it doesn't matter how much you spent on it.

People are going to go see it, right? But what you're saying is, as a comedian, you're starting with a lower fan base, even though you seem world famous, you are world famous, right? And I get that, I agree with you. So you have to start, it's like almost like, remember when David Swimmer was going to be a movie? He was like, I'm going to do movies.

And he was the lead in fucking three movies. They all tanked. That's because they're not ready for that. You got to work your way up. It's a different thing. So either start taking, do what Jim Gaffigan has been doing, little parts in certain interesting parts and things. Now people are taking them seriously as an actor.

Or do it like, you know, swingers or something and just make it real like, yeah, I'm going to do my movie. My fans are going to pay to see it. Like what Theo did, you know. I don't know anything about that movie. I didn't see it. But it's what he wanted to do. And so him and David Spay did it. And they're going to make their money back.

Yeah, what's it at right now? I don't even know. I think they were only in for that one weekend, but it made its money back. So they consider it success. Any streaming, any. Yeah, and also, you know, he could put it on his website, pay fucking $3 for, whatever it is. It's going to make its money back. Okay, so.

It did. Yes, right. Yes, it did. And everything from now on is going to be, yeah, profit. The point I'm making is. Let's take a break. If something's been off in the bedroom and this happens to a lot of people, you get to, you get, wow. You get to a certain age and you're not the only one.

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When we see people a certain way, it's like when an actor becomes a rapper, okay? Yeah, right, right. We're like, oh, no, you can't just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know you from that. This is exactly what's happening with.

Influencers. Influencers, yeah. Influencers especially. And I think comics right now. Well, because influencers have no talent. I know. But they make, they try. Yeah, I know. Like, you know, Logan Paul made a movie. You know, my other buddy, Matthew Espernaz made a movie.

These guys were like, you know, really big. Yeah. On the internet, like really big. They became wealthy. They became like, but people. That doesn't mean they could be a carpenter though. Right. Yeah.

Right. It's just that, that's all I'm trying to say. It's like, you know, you just because like it's like, the thing that it gets me is that the rich famous comics of right now they forgot why they got into it in the first place but I don't know no I'm saying like if you're in my age range

you remember Eddie Murphy and you remember like you remember like oh well you got a television show then you did this like like what I'm saying is comedy used to be a means to an end but now comedy is the end right you know it's like its own well yeah that's why but and

and that's why props to these people yeah who gives a fuck Sebastian made the movie with Robert De Niro say Sebastian was like yeah but I get to work with Robert De Niro I don't give a fuck this movie takes money then great that's amazing and maybe the movie is funny I haven't seen it maybe there's funny moments I don't know

but like you know you you you just do what you want but if you're really trying to succeed in that business I think the way to do it is to just scale it down dude I completely agree yeah But what I'm saying is also that the, I think overall for the, like the comedy business for, for, for us to move forward and like even be even bigger, these things got to do well. Yeah.

They got to do well because they're not going to, they're not going to, listen, listen, Nate is huge. He got a television show. He got a thing. It makes $80 million a year. You know, he's huge. Yeah. So if he can't sell a movie, right. They're going to be like, ah.

Yeah. it's got to be something else we got comics we can't we can't use comics anymore that's that's what that's that's yeah if i had half a million dollars to make a movie i would kill it i would i would i would make a good movie i promise yeah and i would and it would and it would make its money back i i know you don't would be the set supervisor yeah no shit you don't do a movie that's 15 25 40 million dollars you just it's just it's too much of a risk and Maybe they don't want to be in a business where if they make a half a million dollar movie, they make, you know, $750,000. Maybe they're like, that's not worth it.

Okay, fine. But, you know, that's just not how you do it, man. Well, I don't know. I mean, look at the obsession. I mean, that's not comedy, but like, dude, look what they did. Yeah. That's fucking 100x, whatever they made, you know? Well, there's a lot of, well, for some reason, the horror genre seems to be the one that does this, you know, because, uh, right.

Yeah. horror is a great the purge the first purge was like very little money and now it's still going television shows

countless movies you know so like the same thing like just obsession and like weapons and like these are all like well acted movies small sets

small cast you know and they do it but for some reason like I don't know why comedy can't be done like that why does it feel like they go well comedy got to be.

Right. Like there's no special effects. Just like, why are they spending so much money? Right, right. Yeah, it's really, really odd.

Well, that's kind of what I mean is in comedy, you really don't need much. Yeah, I wonder what Ace Ventura original budget was. Not, I think it was like, yeah,

no, not a million dollars, I mean. And it was probably 50% Jim Carries. No, in Ace Ventura, he got paid like not even,

maybe $100,000. Yeah, because he wasn't, which is a lot. Yeah, I just know for the mask, he got like two, three 50. That was the sequel. The budget was 15? That can't be right.

Well, you know what? Back then they would throw money at movies. Wow, that's something. But that, that is surprising. Yeah, that is. Well, here, here's something too, though. How surprising is that that that's the budget. And Nate's movie is 10 million more than that.

You know, it's. Yeah. That's just people going to movies. Well, yeah, people would just, this was a thing, though. You'd be like, whoa, this is a crazy. But nobody really knew who this guy was. But if this came out now, nobody would know this was even a movie. Yeah.

And you used to go to movies and you'd be like, oh, the one we want, it's sold out. I guess we'll go to this other movie. Yeah, that's true. I don't think that shit happens anymore. And there's 40-seat movie theaters and shit and a couple hundred. Like I went, I was in San Diego this weekend and I went to go see the Mandalorian. And it was like, normally I do this thing. I go on my app.

Let me get my tickets. Yeah. I looked at the thing. Nobody's in there. And I was like, all right. Right. You know, I just go to the movie theater. Like, hey, can I sit?

You know, and it's like, I don't know. I mean, I just, I think we have to get back to just going to see a movie because it's out. Or like, you know, you heard something about it. Let's go see it. You know, I think there has to be a window. I think even if it's a smaller window, which is fine. But there has to be that window to be like, hey, let's go see this in the theater. I think they should do a, you know.

I think they're missing out on like literally just do what YouTube videos do, but they don't. Like Netflix should be like 7 p.m. This is when what's a call comes out. Everyone's going to be watching at 7 p.m. We're turning it on. Well, dude, are you talking about regular TV? Yeah. I know, but this is what I've been saying.

Yeah, live. I think that. Like what they do with the Ronda Rousey fight. I know, but I think that Netflix, they, they, They're committed to this binging culture. I mean, all right, but this is how they do. But this is how they do it now. They go, well, we'll get you five episodes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they're going to be like, we're going to wait the equivalent amount of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is if you would have seen one every single week. I'm talking about movies, though, but yeah. I don't think with TV shows, but yeah, with movies. No, but I think that that puts a, that's why they constantly have to put stuff out because it's like, people are binging and then they're like, okay, what's next?

Yeah. Yeah. That is nothing to do with what I was saying. but yeah. Yes, it does. I don't see it. I simply don't see it. You don't see it?

You don't want to see it? No, I would like to see it. Okay, yeah. Also, there's another thing. It's genre, not genre. Did you know that? No, it's genre. No, it's not.

And I'm with you. I wish it was genre. It annoys me that it's genre. It's my buddy, genre. Genra. Yeah. No, but I agree. Yeah.

What you're talking about is appointment television. Yeah. That's what's missing from society. Which, yeah, we'll take, I mean, I don't give a fuck if they do it or not, but, but they do, they are getting back to that a little bit at least. But the only difference is, it stays on after that. Yeah. So then there's still no appointment television. Right, right, right.

Unless you're going to say, like, if you watch it eight, there's a special ending. Right. And then you'll never get to see it again. They're not going to do that. Right. Why would they do that? Yeah. That's the thing.

I get it. Anyway. Yeah. What do you mean anyway? I don't know. We've been talking about movies a lot, but I really like talking about movies, man. there's a lot of other movies I saw too that were great. Like what?

Sarat. Sarat. Sarat. Are you saying it right? Surrath. I feel like you're whispering it because you don't think you're saying it right. SIRAT. Sarat.

I feel like, I feel like you're saying it like you're at a black club ordering a drink. You know what I mean? It's not correct. Kavasi. And a sarah. And a sarah. In a sarah. This is a fantastic movie that sticks with you.

I just want to ask you. Okay. Why do you, like, you're perusing through the menus. Why this? Well, this is a recommendation. Ah, there we go. That's why. And from a buddy of mine, C-Y.

And he is a movie guy. Okay. He gave me three recommendations. The first one I loved, the second one I did not like. And then this one I thought was great. What was the second one? No other choice. Oh.

To Korean. I think it's Korean. You ever see that? No. Why would I see that? People love this movie. And it just wasn't for me. And I really wanted to like it, too.

That's why you didn't like it. Yeah, well, same with Sarat, though. I mean, Sarat people are like, dude, you got to see the reviews for Sarat. If you watch a trailer, it's like, bo-oh. They keep a... The great... The latest cinematic experience you've seen in 40 decades. It's unbelievable.

But bro, it's all the top ones. It's New York Times. It's all the time. Really? Yeah, it's crazy. And I'm like, why? And it is, let me tell you something about this movie. It is boring.

But it is just so good. It is just so good. I'm kind of into like, ever since I saw Project Hellmery, I was like, oh, you know what? I do like going to the movies. And I want to see movies that are just not just out of pocket. Let me go check this out. Yeah.

This movie, I understand why someone would just simply not like it. Yeah. I totally do. But my God, it sticks with you. And you, yeah, it's just, it's great. Well, okay. What's the log line?

Uh, go ahead. Scroll it down. Logline. Let's see. I'm forget, it's basically a desert rave. colliding with an existential meltdown. Okay. Father,

father and his son arrive at a rave deep in the mountains of southern Morocco. They're searching for their, his daughter. And, and, and they, they, they,

they, they, they, they, they, they, they're just in the desert. Okay.

Yeah. And, and I, and I go, so you, but did you like it? Yes, it's weird to say you,

yes, it was fantastic. It's weird to say, there we go. That's my letterbox for no other choice. I know people love this movie but it was only okay I forgot about letter

I've been doing I actually got caught up on letterbox I started I did some more reviews I think of the technical aspects of the filmmaking in this movie when the rest of it is just pretty much plain boring there's one great scene who cares

you're your your letterbox reviews they're great you're like a mean girl well you put it out there you just the mean girl look at the monkey one

they tried yeah yeah yeah He's like, I wish I had an other choice of a movie. Pretty much of a master, we go up? I agree with all my, pretty much a masterpiece, fucking so boring, but my God, just gripping at the same time, the end is so great. Were you about to say you pretty much agree with your preview, your reviews?

Is that what you're about to say? Yeah, go up. You're reading it now, like, you know what, I agree with me. I do, I agree with me. Go up, click on the monkey. Bro, have you seen this? No. One star?

Just one of the worst. tones of a movie I've ever seen. It's trying to be funny. I get it, but yikes, man. This is dog shit. Just the whole time wondering why the hell even adapt this story at all. It's so stupid and it's about twin brothers.

LMA, okay. I mean, I truly hated this movie. Yeah, you think? Can I tell you something? That last sentence? Yeah. Unnecessary. Well, it's so stupid.

It's about twin brothers. Any movie about twins, really, you got to really, So you didn't like sinners? No, I, well, it was fine,

but like, you really got to be careful about the twin thing. Let's go to my reviews. It's pretty hacked. But yeah, I got caught up. We need to make a,

I reviewed all these today. We need to make a golden hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, but you like shit,

I don't like. Send help. I got to watch that. Oh, that's great. It's such a fun, campy movie. That one's great.

I realized I didn't watch. I'm not watching it because of Rachel McCowder. Oh, I don't know why. I got to change that Withering Heights from three stars to one. I realize that movie is terrible. Oh. Well, what the fuck's three stars? I forgot that it was like, you know, I'm thinking 10.

You know what I mean? I got to go in and change it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, come on. It's only five. I realize I got to change. That's a one star movie. That shit is terrible.

I did all those reviews today at the coffee shop. Oh, I do the same thing. I was on the plane and I was like, you know what I haven't reviewed shit in a while? Like I saw a send help and I was like, you know what? Let me review everything. Wait, go down. What's the other one I just did? I got, I got to get it on this.

Wait, what did I review stuff? Wait, what movie was that? This is, really, is popular reviews. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I'm about to say. I didn't see that. Project Hummerry was great.

Man, I guess I'll watch that. Weapons was great. I read the book, Project Hummerer. I finished it finally. Yeah. It was okay. Senors was great. Sinners was.

Come on, bro. It was terrible. Sinners. Really? You didn't like it? I thought it was great. He thought it was great. 25 stars.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you mean... I gotta change all this. Oh, who changes it? Just fucking stand by your shit. Dude, no, no, no, I have to change... I'm not going to change what I wrote.

I'm going to change the... The ratings. The thing about... Hippo. Did you ever watch Hippo? No, I didn't. I forgot about that. Wow, so you take reviews from your other bullshit friends.

I would like to... I would like to... I'm telling you this right now. You'll like it. All right. Why did you watch that movie? That's a weird movie. It was just same thing.

We were talking about Tooby one day. And it was like, oh, no, no. I got this review from like, I follow a guy on the, I want to be. He goes, I want to be your movie guy. And this was the movie. And I was like, oh, I love this. Yeah. You know, and I watched it.

And I was like, wow, this is great. I want to see N-Y-S-M-E-N. What's that one about? I don't know. And I've seen the trailer like five times. Ugh. I don't know. it's about watch a trailer well we have to watch you know what we're going to be watching some trailers

on the uh we'll do on the patreon on the patreon so stick around for more get this i just don't even understand what's this about let's see it's not i don't know no 19703 on an uninhabited island of the off the cornish coast wildlife volunteers daily observations of a rare flower turning to a metaphysical journey that forces her as well as their viewer to question what it's real like i'm gonna hate that movie, but I have to see it. Yeah, I guess so. I'm going to hate that movie. I don't like movies that are like

we can't tell what's real and what's not, but I will watch it. Like what? What's another movie like that? Well, the best version of that is Mahal and Drive. I love that movie. Oh. But the worst version of that is just like, oh, I don't even know.

I forget them. I just, if you think about like a movie that really has a strange thing to I always think of fight club. Well, but that's less strange than, that's, that's still linear, you know? I guess.

It's a, it's, I don't want to say a gimmick, but. Well, it's just like, well, I mean, you can easily explain it. Yeah, well, yeah, I guess anything can become a gimmick. It's just like, what's the dude, what's the movie that was in reverse? Right, memento. Momental. Yeah, that's another one. Yeah, and it's still great.

But at a certain point that that guy becomes like, M-Light Shalom, where you go, well, he has a thing he does. Yeah. And once you learn the language, you're like, oh, I bet you it's going to be this. What's the last movie that guy made? Aronovsky? Yeah.

Momento was Nolan. No. Was it? It was? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, he likes to mess with time. Oh.

I was just thinking about Mother, which was Darrenanovsky. Have you ever seen that? Yeah. Did he do that? Yeah. Really? Darrenovsky.

That's the weirdest ending to do a movie I've ever fucking seen. I forget the ending. It was disturbing. Yeah. I don't, you know what? I was with her, right? The woman, what's her?

You know when a movie, he was just talking about her. When a movie ends disturbingly, I just, I don't know if I like that. Really? I ain't, ending a movie and just being like,

oh no, that's great. Oh, God, why. That's great. That's art. That's like that one, the foreign one,

and they remade it. You know, we've talked about it on here before. You know, the one where, yeah, yeah, you know. Speak no evil.

Speaking of no evil. Yeah. I mean, just the ending of that movie, I'm just like, oh, man, but I guess that's good. You're probably right. Wow. For some reason, I thought it was, yeah, me too. I would not have picked this as a Nolan movie. No, yeah, it makes sense.

But after everything in these done since. He's always doing some shit about time. Yeah. I watched Inception the other day again just for no reason. And I was like, oh, it still got me. Something about Leo, man. Yeah. I don't know.

What's your favorite Leo movie? well that my favorite movie that he that he's acted in like as an actor he's best in that flowers of the moon movie he's so good in that really yeah I love when dudes play boring guys and they still do it captivating you know who does that Tom Hanks does it all the time yeah that's his that's Sully movie it would stumble oh I didn't watch this one this the Indian one he's so good in this I didn't want to see this this was the one where I go all right Leo's top oh really yeah Okay. I might have to check it out.

I always felt like he dressed in his dad's clothes. That's how he always seemed to me. And now this is like, oh, no, not anymore. He has arrived. Did you like, um, did you see the, did you like the one where they, the girl won the Oscar for it? Oh, yeah. What's the one that just came out with him and Sean Penn?

Oh, I didn't see it. You didn't see that? Not yet. I will. But it's just like, you know, you make a movie two hours of 40 minutes. I got to like, you know. One battle after another. Yeah, yeah, one battle.

Let me tell you something. That's a weird ass movie. There's a point in this movie where I go, oh, this is what I thought it was. I saw what's her name in the airport once? The black girl, what's her name? With the big ass booty? And I'm just like, oh my God.

Her whole energy, I go, this is so disconcerting. Why? I don't know, man. It just... She had too much energy? What was it? No, it wasn't even too much.

much energy. It was, you know, sometimes you just sense this shit. I don't mean to be like a witch, but she was with her family and it was just, I don't know, it was just kind of, it may be uncomfortable. And maybe it's me, but I'm just like, I mean, she had, bro. Is there a smidge of? No. She had so much luggage.

So that was the first thing. You know what it was? What? I bet you, in the back of your mind, there's part of it was like, can you imagine being married to her? Yeah, yeah, there was that. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Anytime you see like, like a woman doing something. I mean, she's bad, for sure. Yeah, but that's not, but then you have to deal with the luggage. No, who cares, yeah, she's hot, yeah. Then you're like, oh, you have too much luggage. And I don't want a bad mouth. They're like, I don't know her.

She could be the fucking biggest sweetheart ever. But I just... Not with that much luggage. The more, I always, and I always say this. that's for so long. The more bags a woman has, the more baggage they have.

But it's so true, though. There's no world where a woman that has that much luggage doesn't have baggage. It's not like there's something going on. Just high maintenance. That's what you see. When you see a lot of bags you go, oh, this is too much. It's just the telltale

sign. And if they have a little dog with them? That's part of baggage. Yeah. That's another bag. Yeah. Yeah. That's too much. counts as two, three bags. But dude, and if they have a dog in the bag, forget it, dude. Oh, you forget it. Yeah.

So, dude, a dog in a bag is like, leave that at home. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You don't, you're, I got a fucking dog sitter. I hate that. Yeah. A dog in a bag. That's crazy. Because part of her baggage is that her dog has anxiety.

Yeah. Yeah. The dog has baggage. Imagine being in a bag. And it's in a bag. It's in a bag. It's the inception of baggage. I agree.

So it was just, it was just, like a dog treat and turn it. It was just too much, dude. And so, but yeah, that's, that's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's just, you know, you know, you know, you want a woman

or even a man, whatever, you want to pack in one fucking big suitcase and then another little one. Yeah. That's what it is when you go on a trip.

If you have a family, maybe you add, I had another big one per every, you know, three people. You know, get an amalgamation of the, oh, we don't know where to put that. You don't overpack when you go on a trip? Rarely. Yeah, I have, but rarely. So you, let me ask you this.

When you finish the trip, are you out of underwear? Usually I saw, but underwear to me, if I have two or three extra pairs of underwear in my bag, that's this big. So that's not really extra. If I bring four or five pairs of jeans That's ridiculous But here's the thing If I bring them intentionally thinking I'm not

This is going to be less than 50 pounds in my bag I'm going to bring these five jeans Because I don't know what I'm going to wear I'm going to bring a few things I'm going to decide there That's okay with me If it's just you traveling I but if I go something

Someone with my family I will not do that Because I want to limit the amount bags we take oh well i when we went on our honeymoon racial packed yeah yeah she had outfits for me yeah what i was gonna wear every single day wow wow she had it on our phone i go what is what am what oh wow she went like this no you're not wearing that today she goes wow oh you're wearing this that is so weird but women that is so weird so i just go who's it for i don't know but you know what I just go, so when she packs, I go, okay.

That's what the married is. Yeah, I go, where are the bags? Yeah. Oh, those eight over there? Okay, I'll get them in the car. I just go, all right. I, I, admittedly, I overpack sometimes. Because I forget that I just don't care.

So like, if I have these jeans, right, right, right, right. I'm like, well, I'm going to wear these jeans. I'm going to wear these again. You might change a shirt. I'll have these shorts. And then I'll just be like, well, this is the shorts I'm aware when I'm not doing the show. all the footwear.

And I go, why did I pack all this? And he doesn't give a fuck too if he spills fucking hot sauce on his shit. I do. He'll just rock that hot sauce all weekend. That's not true. Bro. And I will be like,

oh, fuck. I wish I brought another pair of shorts. Then you have to go online and be like, is there a designer out there that wants to send me a shirt? And there is. I'm in Iowa. There definitely is. Brother,

I'd love to hit you to wear my stuff. Yeah, then there's like a FedEx package that comes to the hotel. You're like, All right, dude, I'll be in Vegas this weekend. Come see me. I'll be in Salt Lake. Oh, Vegas.

I should go to Vegas. Come on down, dude. And then Denver and you're scrolling too slow. Pittsburgh, Brea. He either goes too slow or he goes too fast. All in all. There's no middle ground with Nick. All in all, his average is pretty killer.

You know, but yeah, yeah. I knew that Jay-Z cover just off a red cover. That is true. Yeah, Nick's real good at what he does. So you got to have some, you know, you got to have those things. It's like, you know, what's his name? Ken Kameniti had a drinking problem. He's a great third basement.

I have a drinking problem. I'm a great. Is that what it is? Naples, Florida. All right. Oh, there I am. So I'll be there. Yeah, so I got actually my dates that are coming up are a lot of rife dates.

and I have some local dates I'll be doing yeah so there we go we got July you know September I'm gonna be around guys cool I changed agents I'll talk about that on the Patreon at first I didn't think it was real I woke up to this blinding light

and I was transported to another place Pluto TV then I heard a voice come with me if you want to live there were thousands of movies and shows and they were all free the truth is our suit it's just so Beautiful.

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