The Golden Hour - Touch Grass! | The Golden Hour #110 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

The boys talk crazy things their kids say, Erik's recap of Matt Rife's shows with puppies, Taylor Swift gifting her team $197 million in bonuses, the Malibu fires, Chris' update on his Meta glasses, Erik's desire to have cauliflower ears, Chris and Erik's review of Megan Fox's new movie Subservience, an update on Luigi Mangione, the UnitedHealthcare CEO killer, Jamie Foxx's new special, Bobby Lee's new special on HULU, sex robots, Andrew Schulz vs Kendrick Lamar, UFC 310 and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/golden

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Dude, what would we say? What did I say remind me of? Oh, battle wound. Oh, dude, it was battle wound. It was so funny because Calvin was, we were with some other families in St. Louis and Missouri, and it doesn't matter. And Calvin was doing the thing where

he was jumping on a baggage, the suitcase, and rolling with it. You know what I mean? You know how they got the roll. Dangerous. Yeah, and I was like, be careful, buddy he would he hit his his foot and he goes oh and I'm like it's all right buddy just it's fine. You know when you're playing like this sometimes you know you might get hurt. Shit happens.

And and uh it's just like it's like just like a battle wound that's you know it's like one of those battle wounds why it happens where you're like bro he the net he got hurt like five minutes later and he goes, oh, oh, dad, I have a battle wound. And dude, it was so funny. He took it so seriously. But you know, that's the thing is that you realize all the knowledge that we have for our lives, you know what I mean?

Like we have this knowledge that we've gained over years and years. And then we forget that when we're looking at these little people, this is the first time they're learning anything ever. It's so funny. Battle wound sounds cool too. It's like, oh, battle.

I mean, I just threw it away because I'm like, assuming he'll know, like he doesn't even know what battle is. Yeah, right, that's such a big concept. What if Tiger's friend's mom's, there was this birthday party and she wasn't going. And Joanna goes, I go, why isn't she going? She goes, oh goes I go why ain't she going she goes oh she she hurt her ankle I'm like how'd she hurt her ankle and Tiger from the corner goes probably some bullshit

oh no that's my kid man that's dad that's what the whole room pauses they just look at their parents probably some bullshit, it's hilarious I'm gonna be in Brea coming up here after Christmas get your tickets I'm that they just look at their parents. That's hilarious. That's bullshit. That's hilarious. That's bullshit. I'm going to be in Brea coming up here after Christmas. Get your tickets. I'm going to be in Brea. I love Brea. I'm going to be in Spokane.

I'm going to be in, dude, I got to. I want to be in Anchorage. No, dude, let me finish, bro. Anchorage, 26, 27, 28. I got one gig in Anchorage. That's real? You're in Anchorage, Alaska? And I can't even get my shit out.

I always wanted to go there. Not me, dude. I always wanted to go to Spokane. I always wanted to go to Tacoma. Where are you going to Spokane? At some theater to go to Tacoma. I always wanted to go to- Where you at in Spokane? Some theater, I don't know. It'd be cool if Nick brought it up, huh?

All good. But Denver, I got places in- Where you at in Denver? Paramount? Yeah. Oh. And- I got to Eric and friends too.

Amarillo, Texas. When are you in Denver? Oh no, I'm not there till like May. My family wanna go first. Oh yeah, yeah, bring them. I'll have them my family want to go. Oh, yeah. Yeah bring I need 15. Oh, yeah. No, what do you think? I make a fucking pay asshole That's cuz that's his whole audience Bro

Anchorage, huh? Alaska. Why I went there not Anchorage, but best place I've ever been. Dude, your dog is eating that wooden, that's hilarious. Does what he wants, man. Look at him. I was with Rive this weekend. He got a haircut today, or yesterday? Doing a, this guy's doing a stadium. It's too poodle, right? Aw, so cute. It's too poodle.

No, no, no, no. The hair was in his eyes, it's too poodle. I don't know what you're saying, that's great. Whatever is happening. You don't see the poodle top? No, no, no, no, no. This, the hair was in his eyes, it's too poodle. I don't know what you're saying, that's great. Whatever is happening. You don't see the poodle top? No, no, no, no, no. No, it's great. It's okay because there's hair here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Poodles had that bullshit where they have like a face. No, it's a fade, fade on the legs. What kind of dog is it, Havanese? It's a golden doodle. All right. Heavy on the golden doodle, look at that. Havanese, I had a Havanese.

Circle of life. From Havana. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's cute. Carry on. That dog's cuteavanese. Circle of life. From Havana. It's cute. It's all right. That darts cute, it'll die one day, break your heart. So the. Oh wow. That's what I said to my kids though.

I know. Enjoy it. How was Rife? How was going out? It was good. He's now doing like these, we did the Pacers Arena. Hey man.

Caitlin Clark was supposed to come. Oh really? But she was doing some commercial, she didn't show up. They were gonna do this like, cause he does a walkout thing now where they film him and it goes onto the big screen. It doesn't want like Morgan Wallen.

Yeah. There's always like a celebrity. Yeah, he has like a walkout. So he did, he had like the one, you know what he does? He does this good thing now where he brings puppies from the Humane Society in the area will come and they'll have puppies. And so he does like VIP stuff

You know so then like so if you pay for a VIP ticket you get to come in You get to see the puppies and those are the kind of people that would be like oh take money for the yeah So he's doing this, you know Collaboration so they did adopt puppies there. Yeah. Oh wow sounds like I want to Matt right Sean I get this badass pit. I mean, isn't that crazy? Like that's like. It is crazy. Yeah man, I was like wow. How's his hair going now it's blonde?

Well he did that for the. Right, right, right. He's about to do a movie with Owen Wilson so that's gonna go away. I don't like the WNBA jersey but that's cool. His hair's cool. That's cause she was gonna come to the game. But she didn't come.

She's late because she's a woman. Yeah, but it would have been like, you know how that crowd would have went crazy if they saw her. They would have went bonkers, but it was like so we did this arena and then we did the Rupp arena in Kentucky Yeah, which is like, you know, but it's just That's I don't know if comedies meant for that. Yeah, I mean because it was that big of venue Like I mean, I don't know even like I I'm not playing that big but like I did it in a technically an arena in like a hockey arena in

Somewhere in Canada, you know, it's like 4,000 people and it was just it's like it's too hard. The mediums are hard Yeah, you can't really hear yourself and it's echoing and you're like, I think I'm killing, but I don't know. You just can't hear a thing. I just wait. I know if I did well, I wait for all the messages from people. That's usually the thing. But you'll see people sometimes, literally, you know how you see people, they're just like this

the whole time and then you'll see them afterwards and be like, bro, that was the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Then why'd you laugh? Your face was like, you know what? And then what I do is I just go, you know what, I just ignore all this, ignore all this, pace myself because I hear myself,

I'm at a comedy club, like 40 people here, that's how I think about it, and I just do my thing. You know, but. That's outdoor venues too. You know what's crazy is that's like 12,000. That was? Yeah, so if you do like in the round though, you have to sell an extra 7,000 tickets.

Well, so half of that is 12,000? Well, it's not half because it's way in the front. There's just like a back section. But if you wanna, because Chappelle does the round. That's what Rogan does. Yeah, they do the round. So it's like, they're selling a full 16,000 tickets. So crazy.

Making ba- ba bang. You see how much money Taylor Swift made? No. $2 billion off her tour. She gave 197 bonuses and tips. That's awesome. Wait what? Yeah.

Well she was on tour for two years. Yeah. It's nothing compared to UFC 311 tickets. What is it? Nick, you know what? I'm going to pay for you to go alone okay oh don't tap net Nick with a good time hmm like Theo yeah he showed up early that's when you know you're doing right I tell Brian all the time if you're gonna

go to the OC you get there for the fucking prelim why wouldn't you to cook show up because they want to be cool they come to the just the main event the main card the real fights on the prelims. Everybody knows this. Two billion. Two billion, bro. That's fucking crazy. Two billion. And then she gave 197 to the staff, like in bonuses and shit.

OK. 20%. Better than The Rock. Remember when he gave his body double for like 10 years, an F-150, and he's sponsored by Ford? Hey, man. Hey, Ford. Hey, man! Hey, bro! Hey, man, thanks for breaking your back,

literally breaking your back and your shoulders and shit. That's when you guys over there go, speaking of bonuses for the crew. Yeah, if I had the rock money. Here you go. Here's some Alto. Do you want to take Donnie for a few nights? Anybody wants any flavors?

Does anyone want to take Donnie as a bonus for a few nights? Yeah, yeah, Nick would. I don't know, man. I started this podcast and I was like, should I go to the bathroom first? So we'll see. I'm kind of with you. So we'll see. Oh, god.

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But I was up early today because we had to go to a new doctor today. Are the fires by you? No. Malibu, yeah. What's with the fires? I haven't heard yet. You know where Pepperdine's at,

like that Malibu market? Like that whole place is on fire. Topanga shut down. Really? No. The PCA's must be shut down. Yes. And we got an email this morning. They're probably going to shut down power here

because of the wind and fire. So we'll see how that goes. Oh, no. There's a lot of wind. Well, that's what happens with the fires, yeah. That's pepperdine university. Hey, kids, leave. There it is.

That's bad. Please move in. We are in the Pepperdine college. I'm, leave. There it is. That's bad. Please move in. You are the promptly and calmly involved. You know how close that is? It's in it, they're in it. Pepperdine is a beautiful campus. Yeah, not anymore. Insane campus.

Yeah, it is, it's really nice. LMU is awesome too. Have you ever been to LMU? That's right by the airport. It's nice. Usually when people come into town, when somebody who's never been to LA before come to town, then I know, I take them on a drive.

I'll go to Sunset, Hollywood, show them that, then take Sunset all the way to PCH. Damn, you're a good guy. Yeah, then I make a right, go down Malibu, then I take them to Pepperdine, because you can drive onto the Pepperdine campus. Would you ever do that? Who are you?

Who? Were you a Hollywood tourer? You bring who? The fuck? Who? Could be a cousin or someone that's never been to LA. And they like that? Yeah.

You take me to the Hollywood Walk of Stars and shit? No, not on the road. Like check out all the homeless. I said a drive. We drive. There's Hollywood. There's Skid Row, stay inside. Yeah, yeah, that's what I do.

Get a drone. Sunset's a great drive. Get a drone and put the Aura goggles on them and be like, you see the sign? Cool. But I would do it over the internet. They wouldn't even have to. What do you mean? Oh, right, yeah. Oh, I saw some new glasses, dude, I'll put a car of goggles on them and be like, you see the sign? Cool. Now I'm just gonna head over. They wouldn't even have to. What do you mean?

Oh, right, yeah. Oh, I saw some new glasses, dude, but they're not here yet. Same kind of thing, pictures. But now there's information that comes on the screen. What, who's making them? Some weird little company. Wait, are those the regular nerd?

The regular glasses with prescriptions. Yeah, so now the information's coming up. Cause they're also talking about with the meta glasses how they can actually do the thing, like if I were to go, who am I looking at? They can go, they can go, oh, we're searching, oh, Chris Delia, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Of course, I'm too famous for that, of course.

Of course they can do that. Of course they can do that. But they can do it with Chris, because he's famous, could they do it with the random dude at ear one? Yes, I think they could. They could, I bet they it with Chris, because he's famous. Could they do it with the random dude at Earwax? Yes, I think they could. They could. I bet they could. Yeah, because if you have a Facebook,

if you have a Facebook or Instagram, yes. He's going to find you. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Interesting. So you brought the glasses last week? I had them last week.

They're cool. Yeah, they're cool. I mean, he has them too. Are you ever going to wear them again? Not really, right? Kind of a waste of time. I mean, right now, it's a gimmick, I think. They're cool for content, but I think as it gets better,

it'll be for sure something that people will want. I mean, because you can do a whole thing live as Chris D'Alier, and then you just, you know what I mean? Yeah, but just go touch grass, right? Yeah, but also you can- Just get out in the real world and do it. No, I know, but you can go live and use them hand-free.

You can go live on Instagram. It's pretty cool. That's cool. That's cool. And you know it. You know it. No, I'm against all of it, yeah. You're what?

I don't like any of it. Well, yeah, I understand that notion. And I- I'm like Ted Krasinski, but I'm not sending bombs. It's hard to argue against you because I get your sentiment. No, touch grass. but it doesn't matter It's coming. So that's fine touch grass. No. Yeah, stop saying that right? But because you're talking to me like I'm arguing with you and I'm not you are though

No, I'm not because I you bought the product you know, I don't rob. I got it as a as a gift, but Yeah, I think it's cool. It is cool. You here's the thing Here's the thing that I don't like and you're not that you're doing this But these guys will act like it's not Impressive because just because they're it's like yo, we shouldn't have that out there. It's no technologies. I'm unbelievable like this was Yeah, yeah, right. That's unbelievable. It's not for me. I like it. Yeah, I Saw a great video of a guy doing a thing. He said, you know, you can like,

if you just like touch someone's forehead, if you go like. Oop. Now you will forget that you were gay. Oh, that's so funny, dude. Yeah, I would have been able to do it. I could play along, but Brendan, he doesn't know what's happening right now.

I don't get it. Yeah, he wasn't listening the whole time. No, I'm listening. That's a very funny bit. If you touch my forehead, I'll forget I'm gay. Yeah. Oh, like I was gay before. And then you'd be like, I'm not gay.

And he'd be like, see? See, I got you. You know what, you know what, Chris? You know what it is? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not in third grade. You know what, Chris? Yeah, what?

In my mind, I knew I should have done it with you. You're too far, yeah. You know what I mean? I was too far away. You know what, I could have went like this. And I knew he was gonna fuck it with you. You're too far, yeah. You know what I mean? I was too far away. You know what, I could have went like this. You know what, I knew he was gonna fuck it up. Yeah, yeah. It's okay, I see.

Whoever came up with that bit is, that's a really funny bit. But it was a black dude, and the way he was doing it. He's filming it? You know, the way, because he did it to another guy, and the guy was like, wait a minute,

but I was never gay. And the guy goes, It worked. See? The guy's like, yeah, I see. He was like, no, no, no, dude, but no, you don't understand. Funny bit.

I'm not gay, I wasn't gay. It was like. Very good. but no you don't understand. I'm not gay. I wasn't gay It was like See you fucked it up. No, I should make still gay You know what I came up with a plan an idea I'm gonna I think I'm gonna get to sort nobody ever messes with me. Mm-hmm fake cauliflower ears I could do that or you just do what pork is doing Brazil get a phone book and pliers and just ranch on your ear just wrench on your ear I think it's easier just to get a little play dough yeah facts you know what I mean what somebody were you talking it's a sign of royalty in Brazil because jujitsu

schools means you have money like third-world country so poor kids will get phone books and pliers and take the phone book and open it up and they take pliers and then just fucking ranch on their ears to get cauliflower no do you want it or not no no not like that really all right well there's such thing as makeup prosthetics I think you'll be you don't you want you don't want to do that to look badass I mean that's weird I do that weird? That's weird, huh? That's weird, right? I do that with my cock. Is this the video Eric was talking about? Yeah, this is it.

This is it. They do it so well, too. Yeah. I was never gay. Exactly. Wait, no, stop. Yes. No, stop.

You can't, I was never gay. Okay. No, I was never gay. You can't just- He said sure. State something, just snap your fingers and then be like- Look at his face. I was never gay. If you say so. If. He goes sure state something. Let's not your fingers and then we like this face

He goes sure just a way this guy's do it if he shows his it's very funny that's fucking Did you see the substance yet You saw it right bring that up Nick bro You know, what's hilarious Brendan? Let me tell you what happened. You've seen it, right? Bring that up, Nick. Bro, you know what's hilarious, Brendan? Let me tell you what happened. You've seen it, right? Yeah. No, I literally. No, no, hold on.

Is that Demi Moore? We're talking about subservience. Oh, I haven't seen this one. Okay, let's talk about subservience then. Yes. How funny. That's what I thought you were talking about. I know, I knew you were mixed up.

I mixed up the names. This guy, I literally press play on this. I'm out of town and I'm in my hotel room and I go, let me watch this. I get a text from Chris, dude, you got to watch some Serbian. It's going to be, this is the dumbest movie. Here's the thing. It is what it is. It's one of these movies that you're just going to watch and it's watchable. I put it on and I thought, oh, Eric's got to see this. It's so something on and I thought, oh, Eric's gotta see this. It's so something that I'm like, oh, Eric's gonna.

So this guy is futuristic, the guy's wife's in. I mean, they made this movie 900 times. There's like robots, so she's an AI. So the guy goes to the AI store because he needs help with the. She's single? She's single. I thought she was pregnant with his baby.

Yeah, they just broke up. Oh. Really? Who's single? She's single. I thought she was pregnant with his baby. Yeah, and he just broke up. Oh. Really? Who's going to take on that? Dragon. Oh, man, after she heals up first. Well, you know what's up, though?

You know what's funny? Because I saw the video. But then you're losing that baby. By the way. You're a stepdad. I was watching this. And you're in the hard years, too, man. I was watching the movie.

I turned it on, and the guy comes on the screen, and Chris is like, that guy's handsome. Who the fuck is that? And I was like, oh yeah, he is fucking handsome, huh? So I watched the movie and then she went to bed, I finished the movie and then after that, no, it was like days after I saw online her, Megan Fox, talking with the dude, cause talking with the dude

and he was like taking a video of the both of them and I was like, the way they were talking, I was like, if I saw a video of Kristen talking to somebody like that, I would be like, what's going on? You guys fucked, right? Let me see the video. Well, they had a very intimate sex scene. I'll see if I can find it.

They're both so hot. But here's the premise, Brendan. This girl, this robot, she's a robot. Why does the robot have to look like that? It's hilarious. And her wife's in that. His wife's in that. His wife's in that.

His wife's in that. It's the, it's the, it's the. She's a nanny though. She's too hot. She's too hot. For it to be, here's the deal. Cause the kid is like, I like that one. And the dad's like, okay.

Yeah, yeah. It's the hottest one. It's Megan Fox, bro. Yeah, it's Megan. And. It's back in Fox, bro And I'll tell you what it's like stepford wives. Yeah, but I'll tell you what the wife even is is beautiful I think the wife says oh, why'd you get that one? I know your type. Yeah, it's just first of all I was like that's fake right there Can you imagine you're walking like the mask? You mentioned walking in with the Megan Fox AI

Tommy gun My race would have said why does it gotta look like Megan Fox and I would have been like this But yeah, you're gonna want the hot one one. That's who it is, you say. I knew she looked like someone. Here it is. I got it for you. I'll send it to you. Check this out.

This is really going to happen because you know that OnlyFans girl that made like $44 million, she claims? More money than Aaron Judge. Maybe Cap. Maybe Cap. A sex robot company hit her up. It was going to pay her an extraordinary amount of money to duplicate her.

So that's what's coming next. Stop the cap! I don't know if any of that's true. Now those hoes don't even have to work? I sent it to you. Now an AI demo of them is gonna do the work? Look, let me just say, I love Megan Fox, I love MGK, this dude seems cool, I don't know, but I'm just saying. They're separated.

Well they're on set right now. I know, but this was probably back then. Who knows, by the time probably back then. No. Who knows, if by the time it gets announced to us. First of all. You're not gonna talk. No, but this is not um. For anyone?

A piece. I know it's a video, but so someone has to talk or it's very awkward. We're already talking. So, Spongebob. SpongeBob. Spongebob. No. Spongebob? Where we're already talking so spongy book Spongy Bob I'm getting a boner. Oh, they're for sure fucking look at the way they're looking at each other What is this for do not take what if Kristen well first of all, if Kristen did a movie with him, I'd be like, ah fuck. Ah fuck.

Ah, god damn it. You know what I mean? Like, and then- What babe, we're just in Vancouver for three months alone. But then if they fucked, I gotta tell you, that guy is so dope, I would be like. I get it. Oh.

Don't, you know what? You're gonna do it again, you know this. Don't do it again, okay? I'm upset like I get it don't you know what you do this don't do it again okay I'm upset I'm upset I'm upset it was a one-time thing right I'm upset but what the fuck man you know what it is an L I I got a dude chalk it up to the game you know I'm not undefeated in this relationship anymore. That's fine. Chris DeLeo takes an L in the first round. I get it. I go like this.

It's just, there's so... Man, and I'll tell you, it's like... It's a 10-8 round. It's like, here's what it's like. Here's what it's like. Daddy, don't hurt him. Here's what it's like. God damn.

Hilarious. God damn. It's hilarious. I'm a dog. To me, all I see is... But to me, Ow! But to me, that ain't shit.

When you look at him regular, like that's fucking horse shit. When you look at him regular. That's him on the streets. That's him going to Airwark. Yeah, but he's got like, you know. Who's this girl? Go to this girl up top there.

What's this guy? Bro. God, God. Look at this motherfucker. Are you kidding? Hell yeah, bro. I'm picking which ones I think are good. Yeah, yeah, I love that.

Nick's gay. Nick's fucking gay. Nick though. Hey Nick, go up to the one of are good. Yeah, yeah, I love that. Nick's gay. Nick's fucking gay. Hey, Nick, go up to the one in him that's that girl. Go in his suit. Nick caught him stuff. He was like, OK, this one looks. Hey, he looks great. Oh, he's receiving Chloe.

Here's the deal. Good for her. If this motherfucker's not 5'9", I'm going to lose my mind. And I'll tell you, dude. If he's tall, we're fucked. He's probably tall. I bet he's like, he's a V6. I bet he's 5'7".

I bet he's 5'7". We'll see. No, no, because how tall making fun. So that's how you figure it out Yeah Here's what you know, okay when you go on stage and you're smashing right and you're like nobody can fuck with this I'm smashing. I'm one of the top in my game right now, I smash. That's you in your element when you're on stage fucking smashing.

That's him walking around. Just say the Air One line. Nobody can fuck with me. No, what? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah. I am in a grocery store, they have fat slobs and shit. And me? I need a building with lights and a store, they have fat slobs and shit. And me?

I need a building with lights and a microphone with speakers that no one else can talk. Now granted, if he tried to do stand up, he'd fall on his face, but that's not often. He doesn't need to. When you look like that, you don't have to. You have to do stand up when you look like this. SpongeBob.

They kill. They kill. SpongeBob. Oh my god! Yeah, dude, it's cool. SpongeBob. He my god. Yeah dude, it's cool. SpongeBob. He's a guy that could have a booger in his nose and girls would be like,

did you see that booger in Michael's nose? Let me eat that booger. Dude, fuck. That boy fine. You know what dude? I'ma fuck that guy up. You know you're gonna fuck him. Yeah, but Megan Fox, like, I mean,

look, there's no way, I don't think she's that great of an actress to not. Shouldn't have Megan Fox, like, I mean, that, like, there's no way. I don't think she's that great of an actress to not. Shouldn't have to be. You know? To not what? Oh, to be like, well, this is something that's happening. Flirting is fine. I don't give a fuck about flirting.

Don't be a bitch ass, you know? You know, you want, at least I want, I want my wife to be alive. You know what I mean? I want her to be like, oh, you know. But like, that, that that I just this is what happened She was shooting shooting scenes with him. Yeah, and then she woke up open her eyes looked at MGK It was like, holy fuck. What am I doing? Nah, I'm out bro. MGK is I'm a fan a tall drink of water

He's good looking. He's too skinny. Yeah, I know but but some compared to that. I know I get it It's like Jack Skellington and then you got this dying piece I'm really dope Hey, he's dope. Is he sexy cuz that's an Italian heart what is like a lot of people like that aren't necessarily I was saying I think Brad Pitt as much as you might you may think he's a good actor I don't think he is because he gets what every every actress he's ever with he ends up falling in love with them So that tells me like oh, you're not really you don't know how to sell dude. Yeah, I think he's great You know he fell in love with girl in the pop throw then it was oh, yeah the Notre Dame quarterback

Who's better Wow why now we know who Nick love who's better him or my guy? We stared at Sam Hartman on the on this show for like 10 minutes one time. He's a heartthrob. You can play some ball too. You know what? What's the guy that played Batman? Christian Bale kind of looks like that a little bit. Nah.

You know who these guys look like? They look like the killer. The CEO killer. That's crazy. Oh wow, that's a deep cut. So hold on. Let me taste it. Go back.

Go back. I think Christian Bale looks like that. Christian Bale looks like the O go back, go back. Let me go back. I think Christian Bale looks like that. Christian Bale looks like those Zemp incursion. I don't know, his nose is all fucked up. I mean dude, this guy is carved out of, you know, stone. Marble, but Christian Bale is, that's AI dude. How dare you, fucking AI.

What are you, 50? Oh, there he is. There he is behind him. Yeah, that's like, yeah, I don't know. Look at the killer, the CEO of health care. Well, yeah, he's got to be gay, though, right? He's super, he's super like, he looks good. No, one of the reasons he had so much anger is because he couldn't have sex

because his back was so fucked up. He looks like a Franco. But you have sex with guys. He does, dude. He looks gay, I mean that's gay, right? No, he's just in shape. He looks like he's, that picture, during that picture he's going like this.

With his tongue like that? Do it again? Because the guy, that's pretty crazy that they found the guy already. I think it's crazy that people plan out these things but don't plan to escape It's crazy that he had the same clothes It's crazy we know more about him than we do the shooter that try to assassinate Trump that's what come on dude a hundred That's bullshit. But there was nothing to know about that guy. They sold a hundred thousand

Yeah But there was nothing to know about that guy. They sold a hundred thousand Yeah that can't be you know why they don't want you to know because It's probably not who you think what is behind it Well, you know, I mean, it's a me if you want to vibe vibe, you know, but this guy I mean, it's not real I could have I would have felt like if you want to find the killer of Assurance company then you go to the insurance company you look through their records and find out you know to get a list of all the people they fucked over the most then you find the most fucked over situation and go well these are our

suspects. This guy can't fuck because of his back. Right. I want to get some eyes on him. Yeah I want to get some eyes on him. That's pretty crazy it's like a movie. Dro wanna get some eyes on him. Yeah, I wanna get some eyes on him. That's pretty crazy. It's like a movie. Dropping hints, was he dropping hints? Yeah, this is pretty crazy. Is it? Oh, let's see this.

That's it. Yeah, boy. I watched all this. I didn't see this, hold on. I will kill the CEO. You're not. The real one's so weak, you're like, I will kill the CEO. The real one's so weak. You're like, oh, he's a normal kid.

That's so stupid. That's like that fat. I would have got Brian. I'm like, did you see his speech? Did you see his speech? Conor McGregor's and Popeye to you. I like when they do that. That's why I was talking about 50.

What do you say, Jay Z? Who? Jay Z put that's why I was talking about 50 Cent with Jay Z. Who? Jay Z put, that's his thing right there. Jay said, there it is. Jay said, they said I raped a kid. Everybody get dressed, we're going to see Mufasa. Good for him though. First of all, he spelled it rap to kid.

Yeah. Did you rap to kid? Well, he did it so you don't get kicked off. Figured it out, yo. I don't know. That's crazy. Well, I mean, that's how you're supposed to handle it. I mean, what is the guy supposed to do?

Well, he's handling it right here. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. Let's take a break. Let's take a break for this place burns down, because you guys just realized that there's fires going on around us. Yeah, I didn't know.

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Drew. We're back doing our podcast three times a week, talking about current events, health news, and more. So if you miss us on the Love Line, check out the Adam and Dr. Drew show, new episodes Wednesday through Friday available wherever you find finer podcasts. Oh, I didn't watch this Jamie Foxx special. It's all fake.

He did it on purpose, so we paid attention. There's no hint. That's what I'm saying. Like I was like, I did, that's what I saw. I waited, I'm glad I didn't watch it. I was gonna watch it on the way here. It's clickbait? In the car?

Yes, it's clickbait. You didn't talk about it? No. He like started out, he was like, I was sick. Did he do it or something like that? It's all like. He made some jokes about it. Yeah, it's just to get you to watch it.

I was sick for a little bit. Anyway, I was in Verizon a week ago. Just starts telling a story about not getting a cell phone. Yeah, he just skips past it, yeah. I think what it might have been is like, maybe it wasn't that great. And then they looked at it and it was like, how are we gonna get people to watch this? Let me just get cut right to the chase.

When this trailer came out, I go, where was he working on this? We would have heard about it. Clubs, yeah, he's been in clubs. It's not good. I know exactly what you mean. And I'm not saying Jamie Foxx isn't good. I'm not saying he's not good stand-up. He's great

No, but you have to work you have to work with that Same with remember Ellen just dropped it like well, but we're in at least with Ellen. She had her show She was doing shit. I'm sure doing stand-up. Yeah, she's not doing stand-up like she's not the store No, I know you have to work on for sure But and by the way, Jamie Foxx, you know, it's arguably One of if not the most talented artist hands down. No, yeah, you're not gonna take anything away Just we just make you know, I mean like he sings he dances he raps He you know, you got you know, he's an actor but like what I just did the disrespect for stand-up comic

Well, no, it's fun. Look dude if you're gonna be look that's all I care about That's why Eddie Murphy has never come back, because I think he has a healthy respect for stand up. Respect, yes. Yeah, because he easily could have been like, I'll just come out with a stand up. He could have done it and got paid easily. Remember, he was like, I can't put in the work,

I'm not doing it. Remember that? Remember when I was supposed to be at the store? They kept saying, oh, the special guest, and be like, Damon Waynes. I mean, I don't know, dude, I don't know. It's like, Jamie Foxx is Jamie Foxx though. It's not like It's not like we're gonna get through this. It's not like

You know, it's not like he's just some joker I think you have to work on it. I think you have to like that's kind of thing We should have seen him at the comedy store work kind of thing we should have seen him at the comedy store working on this. No, you do have to work on it. As the story goes I heard, he basically just did it like at his house for people and did it in the room for Netflix. Of course it doesn't count. But like he was just like that's how he worked it out.

I mean dude if you think about it, even though he didn't work on it at the clubs, he had to work on it somehow. He either wrote it, he knew put it you know he but dude when you're that famous yeah the people around you aren't telling you no no no right well that's a whole yeah of course but when you're that famous you know how easy it is for him to just be like you know take tickets on sale a week before the show he could have just been like Jamie Foxx working on a new material I understand come check it out people do that all the time he could

have sold out every club, everything for a fucking six months. He could have done that. But you just don't have time for that. He's doing movies. He's in the theater. I understand, and that's fine, but my point is, how did he work on it?

Because you know he put it together. So how did he work on it? Not necessarily, because I remember, I heard George Lopez one time say one of his specials, he was just like, he just. his specials. He was just like he just Yeah writers except for it except. Oh, no. He just said the day of the thing he just except for George Lopez that that that George Lopez is a Working comic. Yeah, he never stopped

You know, that's like saying like bro If I really had to I could go up and do a special right now if I had to, cause I work all the time. Jamie Foxx, he was fucking, you know what I mean? Like, you could do a special right now if you really had to. Yeah, it would be fire. Yeah, exactly, bro. It'd be fire.

My shit would be fucking, oh man. What? Are you shooting one, Chris? I don't know. Dude, do, Chris? I don't know. Dude. Do they matter? I don't know. That's the thing.

It's like. Content matters. Content matters, but bro, I take it with me. He gets content. The clips. I'm saying like. What are you talking about? We're talking about our special.

I know, I know, I get there. But what I'm saying is. Is anyone watching a full hour anymore? They still watch. Yeah, they do. They do, they do. They do. I'm a watch fan.

If you're a fan of somebody, you watch. But look, it's like, look, Matt Rife, if he never did an hour. He'd be fine. He'd be still killing. The game has changed. So it's like, you know, and also Schultz did one, right? And this was years ago.

Yeah. He's killing it. Right? He has another one coming out. Yeah. On Netflix. Okay. But it's been a while. Like you don't have to, you know what I'm saying? Bobby's never done one. No, I know, I think he's doing one.

He's got to, with Hulu. Oh, is he doing one? Yeah, he asked me to direct. Hulu. Oh, awesome. But who knows what that'll happen to? Why Hulu? Because Hulu's coming out.

They're trying to be like, all right, you know what, let's take this over. Yeah. They got Bill Burr. Sebastian. Sebastian. What's his name? Did Seger release his?

No, Seger is a Netflix guy. Gaffigan. Gaffigan's been on that train, yeah. Yeah, they got some big hitters. Yeah, so they just had a big party about it. Santino's doing one here too. Good for them. They're paying a lot of money too.

Yeah, I would go where the money's at. I think Netflix. As long as you can post clips. I think they just said, you know what, let's compete with them. Let's go, let's do what they did. Yeah, they have the money. Good for them. Yeah. Hilarious. That's kind with them. Let's go just do what they did. Yeah, they have the money. Good for them.

Hoolerious, that's kind of funny. There you go. I don't like that. Well, but it makes sense. No, I don't. But it makes sense. No, no, no, no. You know that was a quick meeting thing.

Yeah, yeah. Somebody said that, somebody was like, what are we gonna do? Hoolerious, we good? Somebody said, Hoolerious? They were like, oh, well, okay. It works. Someone came in with it holstered.

They were fucking just ass. Yeah, yeah, somebody had that ready. Someone came in with a holster. They were fucking their ass. Yeah, yeah, somebody had that ready for weeks. Hilarious. Well, that's what they did with the Huluween, right? Huluween, Halloween. This is making me mad. They go October, Huluween. They go meeting adjourned.

It's making me mad. It was a catered lunch right after that. I understand it makes you mad because it's too cute, but what else could they do? And it works. It works. It does. It writes itself.

Come on, man. I don't like it. Well, you don't have to, but you're still watching it, bro. I'm not, though. I watch everything on Huluween. So yeah, so anyway. I don't watch a lot of, but anyways dude, that movie, that movie is just.

Oh yeah. I'm watching a movie the whole time and everything that happens, I'm just like, I couldn't help but put myself in a situation of I'm bringing a hot ass robot, I'm, you know, an electric whore, I'm bringing. Electric whore. Yeah, but guys fuck up all the time with this

Like I remember Callum when I first met him He was coming to my house when I live in Santa Monica and I get there and he has this Swedish nanny I go I'm talking 10 really yeah Because I know dude I've I this has to be your last time like what are you doing? Here's the evening my wife's like we gotta get her. She's the night. She's great nice. I'm like I don't give a fuck She's the best name Even my wife's like, we gotta get her. She's great, nice. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. She's the best nanny in the world. You gotta get her out. There's no way.

Look what Arnold did. There's no way. And that was a fucking warlock. And you're gonna have this bombshell roaming around with your kids? Yeah, what are you supposed to do? No, no, but this is like, what if it was, but it's like AI robot.

I mean, I think the first question was like, Look, can they get pregnant? Yeah Is it self-cleaning is what I would want a baby it's a robot that matter for me But then you're gonna put together an ugly robot cuz your wife is insecure like no, but it is But that's hilarious that it's that well, it would be great if like no No, you bring the robot home and it's like, you know, even if it's Megan Fox body, but it's like my head, you know, then that's when you show the wife, look, it's just me. But then when she's not around, you know, you have the Megan Fox head.

Oh, she's smart. That's weird, though. Then like later on in the day, you got to see your head on her or whatever. I'm just spitting on ideas here. You get her in the house or it's like an inflatable body. So that's that girl that you just go, and he goes, you know what I mean? Or you just dress her down. She's dressed like Eric, has vans on. Yeah. And then later she's like, you know, I just. And you're like, babe, I think she's a lesbian. Nick, pull up the sex robots. Like they're getting close. They're getting close. Like literally two years ago, I thought, oh, this is that.

I can't do that. You get one with huge tits You know, now One was shown the AI like okay, okay, but that's yeah, but that's not what they 10% off No, they do though. Yeah, but they don't go to that redhead go the redhead. Yeah, but they don't move Oh my hey, Merry Christmas boys. I'll get one for the studio, but they don't move Give them for the studio. What'd you say? 1200 right and then we put a camera up and see who fucks it first We just leave it there and just say who fucks it first Then you do Can you do that? I think it would be who you think would fuck it first, huh?

It would be Kevin. It'll be Kevin. Yeah, I think it would be who you think would fuck it first, huh? I could go it would be a Kevin. It'll be Kevin Yeah, I think Nick Nick would probably take a stab at it What's the hot dude look at that if it looked like that No, no, but here's a thing. That's just as bad as if that's Whoa, she looks real See that's bullshit that's not get out of here. I'm not fucking that stupid thing I'm not putting my dick in that thing. Oh, well the body

Corpse like sex doll. What how exactly does one have sex with a sex robot? aggressive However, you want you know the dumb question is that Wait, wait, wait You're the watch guy In a way, he was on that you fucking watch like yeah, so let's see face. Let's see go ahead You know go ahead. That was right when I wanted to see it with the fucking face. I wanna see them talking stuff. Like that's bullshit. Get out of here. I'm not sure someone wanting a robot to really replicate a human and not be able to talk.

It's gonna be more of the second type. Yeah. Because it's the same with the dolls, like a lot of people. I know, that's creepy. I'm surprised by how advanced the robot was. I mean look, it's it's the same with the dolls like a lot of people It's wild But this is what I'm saying. It's not there yet The ones they're talking about making them into nannies and stuff like that They have them like where they can make a little bit of stuff like that. Yeah, all I'm saying huddle bot. Oh wow cuddle bot

Hell, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. There's no way you. Six foot, six foot three dummy. You can't bring this home. Oh, that guy's got a pussy hot like that when it's half done Look at that. That's hilarious

Why don't the guy like more realistic than the girl because girls have to be like perfect? Pretty stuff dudes can look a little fucked up. Oh, that's sure. You know I'm saying yeah The doll the dude dolls a little sexy, you know, you know what's going on So All right, you're right. So the doll's gotta look like that. That shit says low stock. I gotta bring that one home. Yeah, I brought this home to help you with the baby. But here's the other thing about that is that they don't

they're, I don't know. You mean like they don't move like, until they can like move. Yeah, they gotta be like. We'll be dead by then, yeah. I don't think so, bro. I don't think so. I hope not. I don't think so.

How many years, probably 20 years away? No, I doubt it. I don't think so. I hope not. I don't think so. How many years? Probably 20 years away? No, I doubt it. I think you're way off. No way. Yeah, you're way off. Five years. Five, 10?

I think in five years, I think in five years, there's already gonna be robots that are in people's houses that aren't like that yet, but what they need to work on first is not what they look like. They need to work on their personality

so we can fall in love with them. And then, yeah. No, I, yeah, it's true. You imagine a kid comes home and he's like, Dad, I don't need a girlfriend. Just buy one of them bots off the fucking web. Hell yeah, dude, life hack. All right, let's break in, snog and break your heart.

Yeah. You want a big black cock or no? Okay. All right, just check in, see what you your heart. Yeah, you want big black cock or no? Just check in see what you're into. I think a black guy used this you're bringing it back Yeah, because it's very gaping. I think a black guy used this Let's go for another Kevin fucked at first. That's gonna be mad. I'm gonna put it down cool You'll be able there's gonna be a resale market. See, my one. Too many miles on this one.

Way too many. Look at that. Look at that ass. Look at the ass. It's all torn up. Resale market. That's what I'm saying. When you think about it like this,

think about it like this. My buddy once blew my mind once because he said, if there were sex robots, which I guess there are now, but nobody would ever buy a used one, okay? But we. Yeah, they would. You know what I know, but I'm saying,

we have sex with women and they have so many- So many mouths. So many dicks in them and stuff. And we're just like, all right, fuck it. Well, you buy a used car. You buy the new robot. What I would wanna know is like, Chris Brown had this. There's like a little black eye.

It's like, but it's like, you wouldn't want to know. Like just, you know, who's been in this. What's yet it's going to, is it going to say body count? Like seven previous owners. She goes, you don't want to know. You go, are you coming in? It goes, brr, brr, brr, ding. Another body.

The car fucks. No, I get it. Yeah. The mileage. Yeah. A lot of miles. A lot of miles. The car fucks no Yeah, a lot of miles a lot of miles a little damage on the anus Kick the tires the thing I would need a service that goes with it. So I would come fully service. No, no, no I'm talking about it. I can't be like afterward cuz it don't so maybe you whatever you fuck the sex robot You're all great. Whatever afterwards. It's like I gotta get to come out of there and a butthole is all needs to be surfaced

It's gotta be like Hey Dave, yeah, we did a last night. Just make sure you clean the bag now. You don't even say anything. I'm here to clean a Allison. He's Mexican? Yeah. Allison. The first ones, you know?

The first ones. You get all done. Task rabbit. Yeah, two people get, oh my God, it's like a maintenance guy. He's like, yeah, can you change the AC filters and the model? Make sure you wash that. Make sure you wash them out. Just imagine them just in the taint. Just like I see what happened here. I gotta put it on a thing that goes.

Yeah, I mean, what's it gonna be? I mean, you know what? This out of my league, she needs to go to the gyno Should be just a unit that comes out you put in a new unit That's what I was Like a fish filter Disgusting bro You just pull the pussy and asshole out I feel fucking sick

You just put it in like a thing And then they take it away I'll take it you know And I mean? And then you just put it in like a thing, and then they take it away, and they bring you the new one. I'll take it, you know? And then he's in the car just like this. Fuck you. This is the best job, Doug? Yeah, but you don't want to say-

This is the best job, Doug? Okay, but, okay. But let's say like, you want some improvements. Fuck yeah, Doug. This new one's good, man. I can't wait. But you want to make some improvements. You don't want to have to send the whole doll.

You know what? Could this pussy be just a little tighter? I can't tell what I'm doing. I'm just like, I'm just going to go with the new one. I'm just going to go with the new one. I'm just going to go with the new one. I'm just going to go with the new one. I'm just going to go with the new one. I'm just going to go with the new one. I'm just going to go improvements this new one's good man but you want to make some improvements you don't want to send the whole doll you know I can't tell what's wrong here I'm gonna take it home I fuck it I will come back I'll let you

know what's wrong yeah I know what it is I'm actually inside it right now. Um, I see how it moves to the left. Yeah. They would have to do that. Yeah. Cause you're telling me like something's up with the tune up. It's hard to explain. When I was on top, I couldn't tell. But when it was writing me on top, it's fine, man. Top is fine. What if you come home and you catch your wife's robot

fucking your robot? I need to get a second opinion. I'm going to film film it she's a cuck in the chair how'd it go I got a second opinion who was it I'm my neighbor yeah this came over you don't know either if you fucked a robot, email thegoldenhour at gmail.com. Oh, what was it like? Or if you have it. Or hide your identity.

Or call in live, zoom in next to your robot, like this is my robot. This is my bitch. Thegoldenhoursubz at gmail.com. This is my robot. I don't know, I do think they're a good five years away from like really, and they probably had the technology like, but they're like, we can't put this out. like really they probably had the technology like they're like well

They definitely have the technology. They're like we can't put this out. This will ruin Society people just be lazy as fuck Nobody be on you dick second once they start learn how to like make them for cheap. I Mean, I think there should be a comfort I think there should be a company that like you control it like there's like it's remote controlled Mmm, you know, so like I have like a headset on yeah, you know, and I'm controlling it and then voice changes But it's me talking. I'm like, yeah, I love when you pound my tight, you know No, but the voice would change they have have a voice changer. You have government oversight.

You don't want that, bro. You don't want that shit. You just, in the middle of it, she's like, oh yeah, you're like, gotcha, bro. Oh no, you're gay. You're robot gay. But I think they're gonna like start, I think people are gonna eventually sell their likeness.

That'd be a good thing. There's too much money in it. There's too much money in it. That'd be a good thing likeness You know like Megan Fox like make it I mean I bet a company would pay her a hundred million dollars Yeah, okay, I like this but but wait you're talking about you're talking about you're talking about when someone dies the Megan Fox right now the movies? No, no. I'm talking about- To make a Megan Fox doll. I'm talking about right now- The exact carbon copy.

A porno sex company- Oh, you're talking about porno. Yeah, porno sex company goes to her and says, like, we wanna use a Megan Fox doll that we can sell. And we're gonna sell it for, look how much they are, $1,200? No, look, they can sell it for $20,000. And then it's like this.

Then it's like this, we say, like, you know, Megan Fox makes a video, like, you know Megan Fox makes a video a video like, you know Yeah, this is me. They get to use her voice. They get to use it Pay a person hundred million dollars. I get it. I get it But Megan Fox wouldn't do it but porn stars would Megan might maybe she won't do it The money's right in ten years because it's not gonna be like only fans I first feel like just a little old and maybe I get it. I get it. It's gonna be the fucking prime Yeah, this is gonna be I'm just saying though here porn stars will be first on

that front no doubt oh yeah cuz they've you know no but I don't think I think maybe I think it's oh it has to be I think that's what they offered that only fans check but did you did you see that one porno stars on my algorithm I don't know why but she had a she slept with a hundred dudes oh after fact she's like it wasn't fun I don't know if but she had a she slept with a hundred dudes. Oh after fact. She's like it wasn't fun. I Don't know if that was real. Did she actually do it because we have no video of it. I know exactly what you're talking about Looking to that much you mean you didn't just Google the girl's name hundred guys video No, I don't think it was I think she just did that for clicks. That's what

it was. A thousand on it. That's kind of that's a rage bait thing, man. That's a rage bait kind of thing. That's why people do. But people have slept with a hundred dudes before, right? Yeah, I know. But not this particular. She was like, I'm exhausted. I don't think I don't think it was real. I think she just said she looked like she didn't cry. I mean, you know, the internet's great for that. I mean, these girls don't really have to do anything. That one girl that was talking about that she made 40 million dollars I saw she said she's a virgin. Stop the cap. No no she said one guy one person gave her five million dollars. Cap. I don't even know when people say cap either. I don't either but that you gotta use it for that. Cap. Oh, but didn't OnlyFans come out

and were like, nah, she's full of shit. Cap. Because the screenshot that she sent, OnlyFans like, that's not real. I think. Well, she's certainly got a lot of people to go see. That's why she's doing it, yeah. Yeah, of course, it doesn't matter

because then you start making money, people go like, who's this? And then you click on it and you subscribe. She's an attractive girl. And now Kristen's mad. But my thing is like, It doesn't matter because then you start making money people go like who's this and then you click on it and you subscribe Now Kristen's mad But my thing I can't imagine one person paying Some chair well, you're selling guy who ate the banana the crypto billionaire that fucking bought the six million dollar banana and then ate it Yeah, the guy that bought the Bay bonds baseball just to crush it. Here you go baseball just to crush it. Here you go.

All right. This isn't even the one. I don't like when girls call each other bro. This is like the latest. They responded to it at 22,000. Let me see. Bro, did you see this tweet? Bro.

Yeah, I don't know why people don't believe it. This is fake. Why would I go out of my way, taking my own time to Photoshop something? Oh, did you literally do what you did with me and literally just show them? Like raw, no cuts, just show them. What was that?

$43 million. Told you, I'm not lying. Listen, buddy. Just admit you're pushing 50 years old, you're mad, your wife's getting absolutely Oh, she's talking about Adam 22. Maybe waste your time, or occupy your time, should I say, taking care of your daughter.

Stop worrying about what a 20-year-old's doing. You're weird, that's really weird, and you're mad. Womp womp. I mean, that's fine. Look, dude, if she made that much, great. It's still, it's hard for me to believe. Maybe it's just because I don't know the thing. You know what, we're boomers.

No, yeah, it may be because we're too old. I think these kids are making insane money. And she's like, don't you know? That's the kind of money though that you go, oh, maybe this is okay. Well, yeah, but that's the thing. It's like. And she's not getting fucked on there?

She's just showing like. But here's the thing though. You're like, I wanna make $40 million. You go, I'm gonna go what? And then you find out you're somebody who's not gonna make $40 million. And now you're already in the game. And you're like, oh fuck, I want to make 40 million dollars you go on you what and then you find out you're somebody who's not gonna make 40 million dollars and now you're already in the game and you're like, oh fuck I only kind of make I made 40 grand total and now like And now I got the pictures of dicks all over me on the internet. It says her marketing is faking her numbers

I don't I don't I here's the here's the here's the bottom line about this I don't care enough to look into it. But but I just it's hard. She's making a lot of money It's not 40 million making. Yeah, let's say she Exaggerated by I wonder how much 50% Yeah, but how much my only fans only fans artists and UFC fighters They're there. They're the same Because later in life when you have a family, you don't want people to know you were doing this Well, I mean it affects you not what you want me to know because He said because all the issues like with the CTE and shit like that. Yes, you know same kind of thing, you know

Oh, there's no shame. But like yeah, no, you're what? Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, you don't want NFL players are more fucked than yeah You have C5 dude. Hey, whatever. Yeah same shit No, no, no, they're not. NFL players make millions of dollars. So do UFC fighters. Who, who makes millions of dollars? A lot of them. Have you seen how much they got paid on the card?

I made millions. How many, of UFC fighters? Yes, I made millions. What's the most you made off of one fight? Well I didn't say just from fighting, cause you gotta remember they're sponsors for fighting. Right, right. OK.

I understand. So here, I made seven figures fighting for the UFC. Hell, yeah. But I fought three times. But how many? I know, but no. How much did I get from the UFC? Yes.

You know. OK. The highest I ever got, probably like $180,000? Listen, a cauliflower ear and a ruined pussy. It's the same This is from this weekend's fight card so You got three point four million also curf first fight in UFC one point six million, but this is shop got one point one Yeah, this did like would you say two years ago? What did it look like this? Yeah, not the whole card. No, I feel like I literally think it's like end of year like fiscal shit

They're like, oh we can load this one up because most cards there are people who have like 20 and 40 thousand More than this like that's a lot of six-figure payments. It's a lot of six-figure payments. It's quarter four But I'm saying I would venture to say two years ago. This is an outlier, but still, the narrative that these guys don't make, now, they don't make the money they should if there's a union. But the narrative that they're making 10, 15 grand is just not real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.

And there's no place else to make money, like PFL. There's none. There's no other. It's a market by the balls. I'd venture to say that they think this is enough. They don't, but they can't say anything. No, no Percent of their profit go back to that like just pick one of these guys go down a little bit Okay, so this guy Dominic Ray is

361,000 is that for one fight? Yeah. Okay. So how many fights is that guy getting a year three if he's lucky Is it gonna be three making that amount? If he wins, yeah, if not, he gets what that was that a hundred so you have to win You have to win to get how many fights do is a UFC fighter fight in a year normally three? So we're down threes a good like a lot go down To pry the average if your champ maybe one but that one fight you're making millions Go down Well now you're saying millions. Go down.

Well now you're saying that. Yeah, Kron's getting fucked. Right. Yeah. That's his third loss in a row. Boring fighter. He's going to get cut after this. If he would have won, he would have made 70,000.

Yeah. Remember, all those guys have sponsors too. Yeah. The Rock bought this guy a house. Yep. He did. And he bought a stunt double, a fucking free Yeah, but just because it's free, it's still because of him. You know what that guy did for him?

Broke literally broke his back. You give me a free F-150. Yeah. It ain't even the Shelby Raptor. Just give me this base-ass F-150 with a lift. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The guy broke his back. Would the Shelby Raptor have been enough? You know what? It would have been better. Ooh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Maybe I don't have, but that's why I did it. OK, go ahead, yeah. Polish MMA organization of fighter miscuate. I heard. I didn't watch this. So that's his dad. Fight! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh my god. The old guy. Why is? He drops the dad first, but the dad gets up. You don't wanna get on the ground. Yeah, you don't wanna stay in the feet. The dad's just holding him. The move, someone holds the other punches.

You and Chris beating up Boston? Like, what would that do? Crazy. And the dad gets the finish. It's so crazy. Yeah, the dad gets the finish. This guy's a shot. Dad didn't have hope to end it.

That's what I'm saying. What the fuck am I watching? This is Russia, dude. But what is going on? Why is this called freedom? Because it's a penalty for missing weight. What's the penalty? You have to face the guy and his dad. You have to.

Your video is showing on the golden hour. It's the most Russian shit. This isn't like sanctioned American shit. This is the most Russian. Russian has medieval fighting, MMA fighting. He's not listening. But what league is this? Fabe. Okay. I'm getting all my info from right here. I understand. Okay.

So, okay. So we're saying what the speculation is. If you miss weight, Your dad jumps in. The other guy gets to have his dad come in. Yeah. Yeah. And you fight the guy. Not your dad.

The other guy's dad. Yeah. Yeah. I miss weight. It's better if you're dad.. Yeah, yeah. I miss weight. It's better if you're a dad. I'm fighting you. I miss weight. My dad's coming in. You're...

So you and your dad get to beat him up? Fucking Chris out. First of all, he already said he could beat up like three of us at the same time. The entire room, yeah. Imagine his dad is in it too. I missed weight. That's what I get.

Your dad would beat you away though, huh? It's unprofessional. Dad, you know, he would just be like, Dad, chill, you know? No, I'm like, you can just chill. Yeah. Dad, go ahead. That's what I get Dad go ahead. I don't even get the Brendan. I would try to turn you guys against each other you are terrible father Yeah, you use mental mental warfare Britain voted for Kamala Brendan said he Britain didn't use killery at all last year. He didn't use that term. You guys got the wrong image of his father.

No, I don't know. So, uh, alright. You had some wild shit, man. Yeah, that's crazy. So that's just, they, but they know that's ridiculous, right? Yeah, that's what they're doing. Just in Gilmire. Cause you never know what these foreign countries are just like, no, you have to fight the father.

He is, yeah. No, but dude, it's just like, I'm starting to realize and it's just like crazy to think, but like, you know, a lot of the stuff that's on here is literally just for reaction. So you don't even know if any of it's, any of it's. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean?

Yeah, the dad didn't even have their grip closed on the thing, but the guy tapped because he was getting his body beat. Yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Really fat fat fat, dude And he's just got like a Onesie on yeah, and like there was like two titties coming out right here And he's just all the these videos are just kinda like, look at me. And I think to myself, I realize that if you have the,

if you can be okay with it, you put these kind of videos out because you know the comments are gonna be full of just being like, lose weight, you fat fuck, and all this kind of stuff. And you just keep, you have to be okay with that though, right? That must be hard. Or you don't don't look I guess I guess you don't look because of the amount of money That must be coming in from is it on like

X or is it on Instagram? Can you make money off Instagram doing that? Yeah, if you get enough comment Yeah, you can the bonuses and you can make money on X. Yeah, if you put on thing. Yeah, I cuz I so How because I just post some videos on X but I don't look you got to post a lot to be doing I was doing for a while. You got to post a lot to make money Like so about a number of views just like YouTube like didn't Hinchcliffe release his thing on X Then he I think he released his special on X. It also helps if you are People with blue check marks are responding to your stuff. Oh, Theo did?

Theo released his special, or interview, a podcast on X. No, no, no, no, no. No, I know that, but I think, I think Hinscliffe released his thing on X. Really? Yeah, yeah. He says it on, I think so, at least. God, once YouTube can get those shit.

It's crazy, bro. It's crazy, it sucks, but whenever. Well, once it doesn't matter to them about sponsorship, I mean, that's really what all this is about. Yeah, of course. But again, I'm really on this thing about, I'm starting to look at things and be like, oh, these people know exactly what they're doing

for the response. Because I think about the view, I think that chick on the view, I think she's- She's there to create- I think she's, she's there to create, I think she's like doing rage bait on purpose. Yes, yep. Now I realize. That's why the ratings are so high.

Like hey, you need to see this. I think there's more videos on the internet of people making videos about how dumb they are than there are people watching that show. So I think it's just like I go, oh okay, there must be a lot of money in this. So I think it's just like I go, oh, okay, there must be a lot of money in this, you know? Yeah, I mean.

I mean, or just saying something, like that video that we had last time where that funny World Star post of the girl being, I only make 100,000, it's like, that's a age-based. Yeah, right, right, right. Because you know, so many people are gonna be like, what are you talking about? That's a lot of money, blah,000, it's like that's a age-based. Because so many people are gonna be like, what are you talking about? That's a lot of money, blah, blah, blah.

So then it just draws more attention to World Star or this person. A hundred thousand a week, you know? So I just kinda go, but at the same time, even when someone says that, you go, don't respond to this, it's like, well I'm also a comic and it's good to respond says that, you go, don't respond to this. It's like, well, I'm also a comic, and it's good to respond and interact.

You know what I mean? Like, I remember when Will Smith first got on the internet, he first got on Instagram, and he was like, put these, he had all these views. You could go comment on that, and if you comment on something funny, you'd be surprised how many people are like. Right, right, right.

What happened with, was Kedrick Lamar talking about Andrew Schultz? Yes. No, I don't know anything about it. Okay, let me feel you. Well, he didn't actually say Andrew Schultz because Gary Owen thinks he's talking about him. Gary's off. Let me put you on game.

Let me put you on game, kids. So, Shits and Gigs, who's my boys, who I put them on Schultz's, asked Schultz to connect them, to put them on the show. They go on there, right? And then, you know, Schultz is Schultz's, asked Schultz to connect them, to put them on a show. They go on there, right? And then, you know, Schultz is Schultz, and saying black women, the reason why they're

dating white guys is, you know, the black women get upset easier. He made some comments. And then he goes, and then he goes, who do you guys prefer? They said something, he goes, Kendrick, get him. Oh. So, and then that's why Kendrick, it's directly at Schultz. Who said Kendrick, get him? Schultz did. He goes, Kendrick, get him. Oh. So, and then that's why Kendrick,

it's directly at Schultz. Who said Kendrick, get him? Schultz did. He goes, Kendrick, get him, because they said something about, you know, they date white women or something. Oh, okay, okay. It was all a bit, all a joke.

Yeah, yeah. And obviously, Kendrick maybe doesn't know Schultz's type of comedy. And, but the shits and gigs are big pot, huge. They're great, I love those. Are they British? Yes, they're great. Yeah, they were, they took all my log cabin shit

They that's when I had I yeah, I remember that you asked about dude. That's crazy. They were like This is a cult. We do the log cabin and the babies. They we call each other babies and shit I'm like they're good dudes. That's fine. But like they that's so weird that they did that Yeah, and people were like hitting me up left around like what the fuck in there because popular so I'm like, but then yeah, whatever Well all Kendrick Lamar did was just, I mean, I'm sure when Shultz saw that, heard that, he must have been like, oh, yeah. That's what I said.

That's what I said. I went, oh, Shultz is gonna thrive. He's lighting him up. But it would have been better, even better if like, if you got, if a rapper said you by name. The number one rapper? I mean him or Drake, but he's up there you know yeah well I mean you know it's crazy they just put out the numbers Drake is still the most streamed artist

yeah it's like we have those hits you want to play in the car have you heard the new Kendrick Lamar album yeah I love it I think it's great I think it's still very it's still very artsy, I would say. He won me over on this album. A lot of like, but it's like the sounds are like. I'm like, Kendrick's okay, and I get he's really talented, he's just not for me. This album is awesome.

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