The Golden Hour - Trailer Park Hacks

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

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You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue, there's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Soul. I was at my parents' place, and you know, my mom's got dementia, right?

And so, I'm just sitting with her, and the phone kept ringing. And I answer the phone, and it's like, somebody like, Hey, you know, it's some kind of scammy type thing. Yeah. And I'm just on the phone going, don't you fucking call here ever again. Nice, you said that. Damn.

Dude, I'm going in because I can tell. Like the mixed Liam Neeson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like reverse taken. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm coming for your daughter and I will find you. I will. I will find you. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. So I just, I'm always wooing? Yep.

And I will kill you. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm through. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So dumb. Yeah, can I get a Big Mac, large fries? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Oh, I think that's great, dude. Yeah, it is good, yeah. You need something. See, my catchphrase is woo-woo. Your catchphrase is no. You can't say it, dude. You can think it. When you think it, you say Jabberwocky. I don't say it, man.

You guys are crazy, dude. What are you saying? All right, what's up? What's up, K do it what's up ksw team it's cole out here in eugene oregon this is what george is gonna turn into and i'm coming with a little bait club for you um pillows my girlfriend prefers not to use any pillows when she sleeps which i always thought is a little weird she's a vampire freak i'm the guy who likes three four honestly more the merrier.

Jesus. And I was just kind of wondering what your sleeping situation was looking like. What pillows are you rocking with? How many? That sort of thing. Let me know. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz.

What was it? Flock, flock? No. Listen, dude. This is what you do. You get a MyPillow. Those MyPill pillows are fucking unbelievable you get a my pillow

have you ever had a my pillow you know what I'm talking about my pillow the guy who's really fucking Trump heavy and you code congratulations no no no it's not that

Michael Landau this guy and he fucking that shit you'll sleep like unbelievable and so I have one my pillow to do like this and I have another my pillow

I hold I hold it like that yep and I go to sleep like this I just hold it like that you go to sleep to sleep like this I just hold it like that you go to sleep on your back sometimes and then sometimes I move over to the side hold the pillow I'm a side sleep sometimes move over to the side hold the pillow but I tell you what sleeping on the side is better for your nose because the shit goes to the side and it does help a little I

notice that I will even lay my face down on the bed like this real tight don't you sleep on an altar so you can pray yeah and then turn my head like this bed of nails Don't you sleep on an altar so you can pray right away? And then turn my head like this. Bad in nails. But, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had the MyPillow and it was falling apart, the one I had.

Well, really? Did you? Yeah. Really? Not mine. I have a fucking six on it and it never happened. And I read the book.

I read the guy's book. The MyPillow book? The book will put me to sleep quicker than the MyPillow book. Oh, so you can read this book? Nice. You can read a pillow book but you can't read,

okay, I'm done with you. I'm just saying he offered me a book earlier, and I have a lot of books from friends like, hey, this will help. But you read my pillow book. I did. It's really amazing. You know what? The guy was smoking crack and making this company.

Well, of course he was, bro. I've never seen him not smiling. Oh, I see why that appealed to you. But hold on. This guy. That's kicking the stick. If you have any successful crack stories, please send them to. From crack addict to CEO.

That's correct, bro. And it's a good freaking book, man. He would go do. I guess I can see why I get it. He would do Daylight Savings. He would do, what's it called when you go play poker just for a couple days kind of tournament an addict yeah yeah he was a gambling crack addict that changed his addiction yeah he was a gambling addict yeah and he would go fly out and just play

in these tournaments then fly back and just do selling pillows and cutting up the stuff in his garage and stuff it was crazy wow wow it's Wow, it's fucking hilarious. Was he selling drugs? Was that how he did? He put the drugs in the pillows? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you like them? You know what he can't say? Like, I've worked hours on end.

I've gotten no sleep. They'd be like, well, bro, that's your problem. You've got that pillow. You're not using your own pillow. You know what I mean? He can't be like, I fucking stress out. That's true. He has to always be like, I was well-rested.

And then he'd be like, well, you don't work hard enough. That's like the guy that came up with Atkins died of a heart attack or whatever. Oh, really? That kind of shit. Yeah, that could have been other stuff. Or the Segway guy. Segway that went off that cliff. Yeah, it's like. With the Segway?

Yeah. Oh, wow. I would have been anywhere to have seen that. Bad PR. That guy Segwayed right off a cliff after he bought the company. Yeah, or Segway. You ever a cliff after he bought the company. Yeah, worse segway. You ever been on one of those? No.

It seems like you're almost just too gay to walk. That's what I feel like when I see it. Sorry. Also, it goes, that's gay sound. No, it would be great, great though If you put something on it That made it have a better sound When it went by Yeah yeah yeah

Like a Tesla does Or like Yeah or like Ooh That's what it does Is that the thing You would miss the most About not having like

Ferraris and that kind of stuff Is the noise I like the noise But I don't know I would do an electric car If they were cool I have not seen a cool one yet So

They might There's a cool one yet. They might... There's a cool one out there. It's mine. Oh, really? Yeah, but it's not like cool, cool. I mean, it's a cool for... It's always like cool for an electric car. Right.

I don't think it's ugly. It's nice, but there's so many cooler cars. I've been waiting on that Cybertruck, but... Well, that's cool. It looks cool on the pictures and stuff. I just don't know

what it's going to look like in real life. Yeah, I know real life i know that's true the counter the the dashboard looks like a a a bathroom counter yeah you might as well have a look at look at look inside of it looks like a bathroom counter you might as well have a freaking oh i haven't seen the inside i haven't either that's a great point let me say look at that at that. Look at that second picture. That second picture. Look at that. Oh, that's weird. You might as well have a toothbrush right there. That looks ridiculous.

It's the king and the sting. Back up in the sting. I just got a call that said they want to end the ring. They got me working OT all night long. How many times I got gotta make this song? Ay, hold on, what is this? Now y'all wanna switch? Y'all just added Stevie and Eric and now y'all adding Chris?

How's that gonna fit? Wait, I get the gist I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this It's the king, the wing, and the sting It's the wing and the king and the sting Hold on, wait a minute, let me think It's the king and the sting and the wing Let's go King and the king and the sting. Hold on, wait a minute, let me think. It's the king and the sting and the wing. Let's go. King and the sting and the wing.

Brought it full circle and put on the whole team. Legendary trio, Britney, Chris, and Theo, what you mean? You know it's the king and the sting and the wing.