The Golden Hour - Valentine's Day Special | The Golden Hour PATREON #7 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast The guys get special Valentine's Day submissions from their wives and talk Chris' previous marriage mystery, Valentine's date stories, finger injury horror stories, all new Golden or Foldin submissions, advice for getting over nerves, loud laughers at comedy shows, kicking out hecklers and much more!

Can you imagine if they asked us to do this for them, if they had a podcast? Like if they had a podcast, can you imagine if your wife was a 8? What would you do it? What would you get? No. No. No. Definitely the funniest thing he's ever done. No.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough

It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the golden hour It's the golden hour I asked my... I know you guys forget this. I know he doesn't even believe it. He thinks it's a huge conspiracy. I was married when I was 26, right?

I know he doesn't believe. I know. I get it. I know you don't believe it. I didn't know you then, but I believe you. All the women's clothes, they had tags on them still. In the closet.

That's what you would do. Be like, wow, those shoes still. Your wife lets you hang out this Batman poster? Yeah, she loves the Michael Keaton one. So, no, but wait, did you never meet her? No. Oh, that's so funny. That's another thing, too.

With how close we are? Yeah. Has anyone met her? I don't think Callan has either. Is she just in my head? Is it like Fight Club? Am I her? Dude, I...

It's Callan. Fucking... Callan was your... Your Tyler Durden. Your Italian wife. It's Callan. It's Callan. Dude, I saw...

I actually just saw her new husband literally today. Awkward. No, not awkward. Yeah, it is a little bit though. No, not even a little bit. That guy's the man. I love that dude. As a matter of fact, I will tell you this.

When I see him, I'm like, that guy for sure should be married to her. I'm good. I'm good. Dude, I'm not like that at all. I love that shit. I want people to be happy and in love, period. Give me a Rolex I'm good. Dude, I'm not like that at all. I love that shit. I want people to be happy and in love. Period. Give him your Rolex. Come on.

He's so cool. But that doesn't make much sense. Yeah, give him your Rolex. Come on, dude. Like you've earned it. Nah. But it's... So yeah. Yeah, she's real. Okay. So he's only met the guy.

You're talking about probably some Yeah, she's real. Okay. So he's only met the guy. Yeah, yeah. What was I going to say? You're talking about probably some fake Valentine's you had with her. And this is when I learned that, but they were like, women would rather have a diamond than like a fucking theater system with a TV and shit with like a brilliant. Oh, that's why you don't let them decide. I know.

Yeah, I learned that. We're building a house, and we both want the pool in a different location. the TV and shit with like a brilliant. Oh, that's why you don't let them decide. I know. Yeah. I learned that. Yeah. We're building a house and we both want the pool in a different location. Yeah. My girl, we're redoing the kitchen and she's like, what do you want for your birthday? I'm like, well,

that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you redoing the kitchen? Yeah. That's it.

Cause we want like a big Island. So everybody can eat there. Cause when her mom and dad are over, we're at two different tables. So we're knocking down a wall, building a big Island. I've had a Valentine's Day in college where I thought I can kind of cook. I was like, I'm going to do

crab and steak and all that stuff. And I'm trying to tear the crab and it's those big Alaskan crabs and it fucking slit my hand. And the meal was done. And it slit my hand. Blood all over the steak. All over the crab. This is why you talk about Jeffrey Dahmer so much.

Yeah, dude. You are him. So this is why you were about Jeffrey Dahmer so much. Yeah, dude. You are him. So this is why you were cooking? I was just cooking for Valentine's Day. While you were eating or while you were cooking? Literally about to serve her. I'm like, babe, wait till you see. Sheesh! I'm like, oh my God.

Blood everywhere. Dude. Was there a part of you that just wanted to get a paper towel? Yeah. She saw it. She was like, oh my God. I was like, oh, I can clean this off. And she was like, oh, no. Was it someone you were in a relationship with? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She saw it. She's like, oh, my God. I was like, oh, I can clean this off. And she was like, oh, no.

Was it someone you were in a relationship with? Yeah, for a while. So then she was like, oh, my God. Thank you.ご視聴ありがとうございました