The Golden Hour - Wanna See A Magic Trick? | The Golden Hour PATREON #21 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Jeff Dye

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Jeff Dye is back and the guys talk Jeff's military Tesla, Erik's Fisker Ocean, thoughts on Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson, male role models, all new live call-ins, tips on getting out of unwanted conversations, RC trucks, dealing with sleepwalkers, Bobbi Althoff rumors and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Jen used to pick up chicks who were magic. I do like magic, but it's just like a funny choice. You're like a good looking guy. No, not right now, dude. What's the best guy? The 6'4", 145 pounds. No, not right now dude. It was like this guy that's 6'4". I'm not doing magic to get pussy.

145 pounds. Yeah, you should make fun of me if I do magic to get pussy. Green King's not a magic trick, Jeff. He's gone. This motherfucker hit the genetic lottery talking about I'm working magic. Here's a magic trick I'll do. This is my magic. Here's a magic trick I do when I'm in the car.

Hey, check this out. And she's like, where that at? Came is came out of nowhere magic you got a rabbit nope no but I'll wait so you would do close-up magic and that's like you're in right like my it was my way to have a conversation with a girl I love that yeah like that's the worst magic I've seen my hands playing girls yeah I mean not all of them obviously some failed but someone actually just they just love the. I mean, not all of them. Obviously, some failed, but some would actually just – they just loved the fact that you had balls to walk up to and talk to them and show them a little trick.

And magic was that icebreaker for you. I know. Sorry. It's funny. Can you do anything right now? Even three out of ten would be great. Also, I'm not willing to learn magic. Like, that's the hard part.

I know. Yeah. I don't want to feel like a loser by room going – There's a book that would just teach you how to approach a woman like, Hey, my name's Jeff Yeah Like that's the whole thing And then they go

Oh this guy came up to me I need an excuse Because I was too shy To go up to them So magic was that icebreaker What was your go-to trick? What was the go-to trick? A cigarette trick

Oh cool Because they usually be In the patios And when they're smoking They're by themselves Or with girls So I would just walk up Any girl

Smoke you No they're Mexican girls White girls by themselves or with girls. So it's all Asian girls? So I would just walk up. Any girl. So smoking. No, they're Mexican girls. White girls smoke. This is very serial killer-ish, Chin. He'd be like, you're by themselves. You single them out. I'm going to ask, do you have an extra cigarette? Yep.

Then conversation, boom. Eric said all Asian girls. Where did it go? Where did it go? I did. He said all Asian girls because he said smoke. Yeah. It's like Chin's only hitting on women that are on their break

at a casino. Yeah. Sometimes they're the best. No, they're like dealers. They're blackjack dealers. Yeah. Sometimes they're hot. What's up, mama?

You got a cigarette? Yeah. We are at a casino. I'd like some magic. That's really funny. You dropped it? Where'd it go? Hi, I'm Chin.

It's pretty fucking cool. He said he can only, the one he, you can do a mind magic trick right now? I mean, it's just off the numbers. Mentalism. Yeah.

Do it. I did it with you already. Do it for these guys. I mean, how are you guys going to believe it though? What do you mean? Do the trick to Jeff. I'm ready. Pick a number between one and five.

Got it. Is it three? Nope. One and ten. Okay. Seven. Nope. Okay, sometimes it doesn't work.

Yeah. It's literally, so Chin's back in his dig site. Mine's five. Okay, sometimes it doesn't work. Yeah. It's literally. So Chin's back in his dick site tonight. Mine's five. I just picked five both times. The odds that you would pick the number is just statistics. The odds that you would pick that number usually happens.

But here's the magic. Even though that didn't work, Chin started combo. And then, yeah. He's like, ah, shit, what's up, girl? Now I'm blowing Chin. It worked fast. Now you're doing anal with Chin. Bad magic. Also, yeah, if you're doing anal with chin. Bad magic. Also, yeah, if you did it wrong, it would kind of make her laugh.

It always works to open up the conversation. That's the main thing. It also works when you do a bad magic because chin is also a good looking dude. Thanks, bro. You know what I mean? Well, you have to learn magic. You know what I mean? I'm surprised you were shy.

If some like, hey, can I do some magic with you? It's going to be a different experience. Wait, did you dress like a magician too?'d be amazing june has a cape you know what i did i would wear a bunch of stuff i'm not even joking because that's what you do you had bracelets i still wear like chris angel i had like big yeah necklace do you have any pictures of this i have you put smoky eyeliner no makeup but i would wear a bunch of red Did you like when you leave you put some smoke down? She's like remember me it's like one of these long things She looked and say dude if I like flowers

Sweaty gonna be going all day. He's like all right. I gotta choose a I need to talk to a girl in here man I don't much along this rabbit can breathe. I'm really glad you like yeah exactly. He's got like all right, I got a... She's like, I need to talk to a girl in here, man. I don't know how long this rabbit can breathe. I'm really glad you like... Yeah, exactly. He's got like a warm dove. Just... Come on, buddy. All you hear is...

He's all, shut the fuck up. What's up, girl? What's that noise? You like magic? God damn it. Fucking pigeons. That'd be a funny gag to be a magician that just has dead doves. Just bringing them out like, oh God.

But it's still a trick. That'd be so funny. Thank you.