The Golden Hour - Want To Go Feed the Birds? | The Golden Hour #29 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

The guys talk Riff Raff, getting attacked by fans, Erik laying the smack down when someone threw a chair at him, performing comedy in front of gangsters, Ja Morant's IG live controversy AGAIN, Shabbat rules, compare who has the smallest to biggest dongs in the crew, living with exes and much more! Black Buffalo - https://blackbuffalo.com with promo code GOLDEN ExpressVPN - https://expressvpn.com/GOLDEN RexMD - https://rexmd.com/GOLDEN  

My dad took me to Winter Park. That's about a two hour drive. Yeah, he took me to Winter Park and he got me a U snowboard. That was my best trip. It was like two hours away. He got me a snowboard if I got all A's. It was like in fourth grade. I got all A's and I was like so proud of myself. What school was this? I was homeschool. No, I'm just kidding. We're friends that laugh We're friends that shout

Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour This is when you feel old, you know? Yeah, but you also know who he is. You do. Even if you don't, he's such a character. He's Theo's evil brother. He started on that's such a character. He's Theo's evil brother. He started on that VH1 show. He looks like Theo's evil swin.

Actually, how did he start? He's a rapper. No, he started on From G's to Gents on MTV, and he was hilarious on there. Right, right, right. He got eliminated after three episodes. We got an MTV tattoo on his neck, and nobody took him serious,

and then he started rapping, and some of it's fire. Yeah, no, I know that. So I thought he began as a rapper, but he began as a... Yeah, he was like a character on it from Jesus to Jets. So he's basically the first bad baby. Like the first person who got famous by being a silly guy. A little bit.

And then you remember that movie James Franco did, Spring Breakers? Yeah. He sued the production company because James Franco used his likeness. Oh, man. So he sued him? Yeah, pretty sure he sued him. Really? Wow.

That's crazy. I don't think. Can you do that? I guess you could if it's close enough. He used all his shit, like the looks. Yeah, yeah. No, I remember that. I remember that.

I remember that, yeah. It's a good movie, man. Was it? Oh, man. Really? You watched The Lamb but not Spring Break. No, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. It's a good movie, man. Was it? Oh, man. You watched The Lamb, but not Spring Breakers? I don't know. I don't think I saw that.

Oh, it's a good movie. Has this guy, has Theo met this guy? Oh, yeah. They did the podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah. You have the same mom. Yeah. No, it's because I was going to say, this is probably like a weird, like, you know. No, they did a podcast, and it was.

I mean, they don't honestly really look alike. It's just the fact that, yeah. No, but it's like but there's like a persona. Yes, for sure. Their mannerisms are the same. He had a mullet forever. And then he was riff-raff, swole. He was doing steroids for a while.

Yeah, he got bigger. He got jacked. Oh, this is crazy. That's really funny, though. That must have been huge. Yeah, it was. Because riff-raff is a big artist, right? Yeah, he really is.

He's really big on like Worldstar and his fan base. It's pretty rampant. Jacked. Oh, he was so jacked. Before, after. He kind of toned off that, though. But he would post videos of him going in, eating all this food. Yeah.

He went full character for a second. I didn't even realize he was so thin. He was great on From Juice to Jax. Oh, I'll slide over. It won't slide. Oh, it won't slide over that's bullshit if this is the patreon episode we could play some of the slappers he has some joints yeah sign up for patreon next episode we'll listen yeah maybe i'll riffraff in sounds good um i thought he's gonna go full wwe with it

too because he was flirting with the wwe like showing up at the w. He was? Yeah. Yeah, but then I'm sure like, you know, I could see him going to like one. Oh, Nick, my camera looks like it's. Oh, it's just zoomed in. Zoomed in on your nose. Does that mean it's my mouth? No, it's just nose. No, it's okay.

It's just detail. It's just detail, guys. Oh, you probably go to like one. Like as much as people think it's fake, I mean, you're still got to be athletic and you get thrown around oh no yeah their body they're getting beat up well yeah that's where you ever seen that movie the wrestler right yeah i mean that's fake but you know that's how it is and steroids look at uh razor ramon is it that one that yeah he's like fucked up now right

all dead pretty die when did he die? When did he die? Recently. Yes. Yeah. And then there's, but you look at all those guys. I mean, honestly, even The Rock, when you see him walking around, I mean, I know he stopped and became a big movie star and he's got a lot of money, so he's being healthy, but like he moves around like a guy who was been fucking thrown around. Like all those NBA players, like all the ex-NBA players.

Yeah. You see all those athletes, they walk around like that. Well, also, they're too long. They're seven foot tall in life. No, but still, man. Their knees are back. Knees aren't meant for that. Look at all the injuries.

Every injury. All of them. Because they're working 300 days a year, too. They work nonstop. Oh, yeah, I know. Right, yeah. Even though it's quote-unquote fake, they're working nonstop. Jumping off fucking ropes and flying into tables and shit yeah get hit

by one chair i'm out oh yeah remember when the person threw the chair at you at the comedy store what why oh man i talked about this on fighter and a kid a long time ago but yeah that was great that's it's crazy adrenaline is a weird thing though why what do you mean i mean i know but what do you mean no just just fight or flight yeah whatever that is that gets you like, you know, and then like you don't feel things. You hear about people getting stabbed or shot, and they're like, like, you know, literally. Then you're just like.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know. That's like your adrenaline's going, and then you're like, man, I got unscathed in that fight. I didn't get touched. Then you get back to the locker room, and then the adrenaline wears off. You're like, oh, my God. That must have been every time. Noses broke nose i think he was missing that on this podcast

before that's it's gotta be awful oh fuck all that did you um did you did they hit you with the chair yeah oh they did yeah and my first thought was i had to shoot the next day we were doing workaholics and my mind was like oh my god please don't hit me with this chair yeah don't hit me in the face because i'm thinking like i gotta go on set tomorrow wow how did it escalate did you know it was coming was it like were they like talking shit and then well nick crowe was on stage first and then the guy was like being it was crazy or how he was acting and then when i went on stage the guy guy said something and I was like – then I just – it was my own fault because I – What? Yeah, because I – look, we're like – if you know Taekwondo and you're in a bar

and somebody – Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to – you know what I mean? That's how we are verbally. I knew what I was doing. Yeah. I provoked the guy because I'm better than. Yeah, of course.

So he got frustrated. Ultimately, you're better at words than a guy who will throw a chair. Yes, exactly. And you have a mic. I got the response I wanted. He ran up, rushed the stage. He grabbed the chair, threw it at me. And then I just went blank because I picked the chair back up and I threw it at him.

You went blank and killed him? There's a woman who's blind. Yeah, yeah. And then he came up. He came to the front of the stage. And then Adam Egott was jumping on him. Comedy Store Security's like, man, somebody should do something. Yeah.

And then I punched him twice. Damn. OK, Eric. Yeah, I know. But at the time, I didn't know how to punch. So you're like this? Uh-huh. Yeah, I was like, cool.

But now I know I should have done like this. I should have put like i should have put some hip if i would have put some hip into it oh imagine yeah imagine eric just dropped the dude you know but i and then he like he goes out i i you know and then i jump off stage to go after him i don't know why what am i gonna do right and then nick yusuf comes behind me oh he's a strong dude nick grabs me and he's in my ear he He's like this. It's not worth it. You know? Oh, that's funny.

Don't throw away your life, y'all. Relax. But then it was like. But you know what I did after that? I was like, I really snapped out of it. Like, he snapped me out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I looked around and the place was in chaos.

And then instantly I started thinking about the show. So I went back on stage. Okay. My hand's bloody. Wow. From the chair or what? I don't know. Probably from whatever. I think it was the chair, actually. Yeah. And I grabbed the i was it was like a chair or what you don't know probably from

whatever i think it was the chair actually and i grabbed the mic and i was like everybody sit down you know my immersed my school teacher came out and then and then like everybody was like oh and then i just did my set and then i got a standing ovation oh amazing cool have you had any issues on stage anybody coming on stage or throw anything ever? Yeah, somebody threw something at me once when I was opening for I don't even remember. It might have been Joe Coy. I mean, a long time ago. Threw a pencil. I had a guy throw a flyer at

me once, which sounds like nothing, but it was like one of those plastic ones that was really small and it goes and it like cut me a little bit on the It was like Gambit. It was a ninja. It was a ninja star on you? Yep. I think that's it though.

Did you light them up or what did you do? Just get powered through? So the pencil thing was so weird because it was one of those small pencils and I convinced myself it didn't happen. I was like, nobody just threw a pencil at me, right? Yeah, but what do you just do though?

I mean, in a moment like that, you're thinking to yourself, you're like, no, but it's such a weird, because so many things go through your mind. You're like, yourself, no, but it's such a weird, because so many things go through your mind. You're like, I'm on stage. I'm doing a show.

Is there security? Is it not security? Am I supposed to go into this crowd? Is this like, what are you supposed to do? I think I said one time, I think I said when they did that, I said, did you, I said, did they, I said, did somebody, did you guys see that? And there was only a few people that were like, oh, okay. And I just moved on.

Yeah. It was really weird though. The other night in the comedy store. So like Rick Ingram was on stage first. And then like this guy before me, I'm saying there's some guy, he was messing with some guy or whatever. And then I, you know, I come out and the guy is just sitting there and he's clearly drunk.

And it's like some frat guys in the front row and the guy he's talking loud during my stay he's like who is this guy you know he's talking talking right this happened the other night yeah the other night so i lean over and i go hey man in a main room yeah hey man it's time to it's time for you to shut the fuck up yeah i feel like people got weird yeah they got weird and that's the thing too i have to remember that it is weird because nobody else can hear what's going on. So they're like, why is this guy going crazy? That's so annoying.

Because I leaned in like, you need to shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, the guy's there and the rest of the set. And I'm like, I realized I was like, I shouldn't have even gone up. Only reason I went up is because Tim Dillon didn't show up. Right. So I'm taking his spot. And I was like, I'm already done.

It was my fourth spot. Oh, wow. It was crazy. But anyway, then the guy like, you know, the guy's, you over okay he falls over yeah okay so then it's like boom i get off stage i tell the well the next comic i'm like hey this guy's kind of crazy so they end up kicking him out but while they're kicking him out there's people in the crowd this older white lady and some other white girls they're like he didn't even do anything oh yeah because they didn't hear it right no he didn't do anything i don't want and i'm thinking to myself

you didn't see him fall over oh wow yeah you white devil leave it to fucking white chicks bro that's exactly what i was thinking did you do that did you say that no because i wasn't on stage oh i'm yeah i would have thought you would have done it if i was on stage oh i know you were saying that it would have been a situation because that's just the the lack of like self-awareness that sometimes people in crowds have the lack of self-awareness is ridiculous like it's tremendous when they turn it into they turn it into something yeah they turn it into about them or they make it racial oh that's the number one thing it's like dude it's dude. It's like white people think that, well, everyone's against us now.

And it's like, what? It's like, fuck off. No, what? Wait, what? No, I'm sorry, dude. I got caught in the moment. You just kind of go, no, no, no. This is about this situation right now.

It's not a race thing. You guys suck no matter what color you are. You know what I'm telling you? You know what I'm telling you something right now? White women are the worst in the crowd. But I was in, what's the place in Missouri we just both went? Oh, Blue Room. I was at the Blue Room.

And you know how little that, so there was this girl over there. And like, and I'm doing, and then she's talking. And this is what they, white girls always say this. They always go, well, we were discussing your set, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch, this thing? I was like, oh. But I said, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch, this thing? I was like, oh. But I said, you know what?

Let me not. Yeah. So I was like, okay. Right. If I went to your wedding and during your vows, I'm talking in the front row. This cake sucks. You know, I'm talking in the front row. I do, right?

Yeah. That's what you're going to say? Okay. You know what I say? I said, how about this? Just own it. Just own. You fucked up.

You messed up. That's all. But that's so hard for them. Just own it. Just own. You fucked up. You messed up. That's all. Just own it. But that's so hard for them. Just own it. But I was doing it in a way. That's really hard for a white woman, to be honest. Yes.

Oh, yeah. It's the hardest. It's the hardest thing for a white woman to be like, my bad. My bad. Gone. I made a mistake. Yeah. I'm so sorry.

I probably shouldn't be talking during your show. I didn't realize I was so loud and it was disturbing people. There's nothing in them to do that. In that same blue room, you know how on the stage there's like those VIP seats? That's what I'm saying. That's where you were. Well, there was a group of hard gangsters. Tattoos all over their face.

They were white. Probably white, right? Probably white. White. I started lighting them up. Well, tattoos anywhere from here up. Oh, dude. You have to be a dumb white person.

White. I said that before. You're on your neck You're stupid Yeah No But so I start I start making fun

Of them the way they look Maybe it's from the jaw No If you have it here Gangster No So I start making fun Of the way they look

Yeah So I start making fun Of the way they look And two of them Are having fun with it But there's You could tell The one leader was like

Nah man Nah Alright Alright He's going like Take it easy man Take it easy man We'll see you after the show And part man all right all right he's going like really easy man take it easy man we'll see you after the show in the apartment he's like oh he's serious yeah yeah i was like

yeah that's fair that's i want no problems right right right because then security every time oh dude you just find ufc we ain't working tonight we got tonight off am i right i'm like no bitch i'm not here to get up there and fight did the guy go like this for real? Oh yeah Dead serious face I was like fair point Why were they there at a comedy show? Why were they there? They had some thick boy merch on Oh that's hilarious

I've been in situations like that I've had a group of gangsters Black dudes One of the dudes just got out of jail. And I picked that. I was like, oh, this guy must have just got out. And everybody's like, ah! He's right.

He got you. So then I'm doing jokes, doing jokes. But there is a point where you guys, you can say, all right, man. Yeah, he's like, cool. All right, you've had your fun. I get it. Yeah, me too. That guy, get going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll kill me. All right, all good. Moving on. We're going to move on. So how about them fucking, so what's up with sports nowadays? Yeah, me too. That guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll kill me. All right. All good. Moving on. We're going to move on. So how about them fucking. So what's up with sports nowadays? Yeah, yeah.

No, I've had hell. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy, right? You got to pick a ball. It's hot, right? You got fans from all walks of life. Dude, I was an Indian. Hell's Angels in the front row.

I started making fun of them. I was at what? Son of Anarchy? Just break? What are you boys doing out here? They're having fun with it. And then my brother comes in the show and he's like bro they're out to meet and greet i'm like big ass hells angels they're fine nice guys ever he's like hey bro the the the birds are

sucking the boys off man we're gonna feed the birds you want to come by i was like i'm sorry i don't want to speak that lingo you know we own the strip club man we're feeding the birds i'm like oh i'm sorry i'm still not picking up what your birds are sucking. And then he goes, you want to come? And I went, I mean, yeah, I guess. And my brother goes, no, you're not going. This guy shows up with bird feed. Where's the, are there chickens here?

With the glove? Yeah. Do they land on you? Is it a hot? Dude, feeding the birds? He's fucking ready. He's got the... He's got a jumpsuit on.

He's like, all right. How big of birds we talking? He's going like this. And the funny part, if some bird dies, he's like, all right, I some bird acts like, ah! He's like, all right, I'm ready. Oh, this is lit, man.

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And you can get an extra three months free. Expressvpn.com slash golden. So we're not going to discuss my hat? No. Well, we did already. Remember when you wore the hat already here? You said you're a hat guy. That's a different one, though.

It's a different one. Oh, it's a different one. Okay. Wow. You are so self-absorbed. You are so self-absorbed. How self-absorbed is it for me to fucking keep track of his hat? I mean, all hats look the same.

You mean the second hat I've ever worn? All right. So all hats look the same. All right. I'm done with you. That's amazing. So what's the- Just own it.

Own it, you piece of shit. I'm sorry I fucked up about your hat shit. There we go. What was the other one like now? It was like a hat with a rim. Yeah. The other one had like a Bert Kreischer type of vibe. Yeah.

You're right. You're right. Now I realize you're right. And I fucked up. I get it. It's a paperweight hat. It'd be like you having a new tattoo right here and we don't even acknowledge it. If you were wearing both the hats at the same time, that might be like that.

This is now a rift in our friendship. Fair enough. I'll work on it. Dude, so, okay. Well, it also speaks to the normalcy of maybe you are hat guy. Because I didn't realize. Good save. Didn't know that I'm saying.

So you're a hat guy, and that's cool. And I might like this. So Nick, put up a poll. Oh, yeah. Which one do you guys like better? I like both of them. Yeah. Hat guy.

That one is very. That one is very. Journalist? No, it's very fitting in a weird way. It's hard to argue that that one could be better because that one so completes the look. Maybe. I like this one. I'm not saying I don't like it. I'm just saying.

This might be the one. I've been wearing this one out. Well, that's more of a hat. That's a little understated than that one. Yeah. This one feels like I own a detective agency or something. Also, you're trying to look like the guy. You've got to look less like the guy from Soul,

but you look more like the guy from Soul with this hat. You know what I mean? I'm just saying. Pull it up. You look like a PI for only a minute. And I'm not trying to be, you know. Owen Smith looks like that guy more than me, okay? You think?

Yeah. I don't. I got so sick of this. Yeah. He's darker. Yeah. Maybe. He is darker, and Owen is darker than you.

Yeah, thank you. But the hat, though. If Owen put the hat on. Right. Then it's just uncanny. If Owen put a... You know Owen has that kind of a shirt, too. The turtleneck like that.

But what's your wife say about the hat? Your wife digs the hats? She has me this. So she likes the hats. She's into it. No, she's making fun of me. She's like, he ain't getting no hoes with these hats. Yeah. She's teasing me. She's She's making fun of me She's like He ain't getting no hoes With these hats

Yeah She's teasing me She's like I got you another hat Oh wow You might get Interesting hoes though Right

Yeah With that kind of a thing Yeah he actually Educated hoes Now you know what You're right Thank you You don't realize it

The nose doesn't though Yeah Well Yeah But still But he's the same He put glasses on Yeah

Same color mustache Right Yeah Hmm Hmm Okay though. Yeah. Well, still, if you put glasses on. Yeah. Same color mustache. Right. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And you don't even, well, you do have a mustache sometimes, right? Well, this is, I don't understand why people don't, like, when you have a beard connected to this, all of a sudden this isn't called a mustache anymore.

I know. I know. It is the stupidest thing. Yeah. This is a stupidest thing. Yeah. This is a mustache. Right. People go, when are you going to get your mustache back? I think they mean, you mean the look of just a mustache. Yeah, that is what they mean.

Which I think would look dope. I think it would look dope on the three of us. Let's just go mustache. Mustache guys. I look at myself now, pictures of myself with just a mustache, and I think, what a crazy person.

It seems as if I always should have had a beard. Okay, I understand that, but here's the deal. Every time you look at pictures from you beyond five years ago, you look ridiculous. It doesn't matter what you look like, honestly. Like, go to five years ago. Especially the fashion. What? Bro, if I watch my old special, like Man on Fire, like six years ago, I'm like, I'm just wearing a T-shirt and jeans.

But I'm like, what was I doing? I know. It doesn't matter. You had baggy jeans? Your I'm like, what was I doing? I know. It doesn't matter. Your hair was ridiculous. It was longer. Yeah. Yeah. I think Nick would be cool in a mustache.

Oh, you look cool there. I mean, the U-neck's alarming. Yeah, but that was in then. I don't know if that's ever in. It was, dude. Unless you're Jared Leto. No. I actually look pretty good right now.

Your hair's long, Todd. Your hair's long, dude. Your hair's long, man. No, you look like you belong in Charlie's Angels right there. Your hair's super long. Yeah, well, okay. You should be like. I'm not even going to argue with that. That's kind of cool.

Oh, this guy's got a mustache. What's up? Fuck yeah, dude. I think you should all grow a mustache. Look at Chin. That's Eric five years ago. Wow, yeah. So he does look really ridiculous.

Wow. Chin looks more like the soul guy than any of us in here. Thanks, dude. Look out. He has the mustache and glasses with the hat. So, like, he should just let his hair go, right? He should just. Not yet.

It's over, right? He's fourth in inches. He's fourth in inches. Keep it going. Yeah, yeah. What's up with this guy? But when your forehead starts at the top of your head, I think it's over. You know what I mean?

Right? What up, golden boys? Can we vote? Can we poll? I like his freckles. What up, 47th chromosome Andrew Santino? I'm starting this over. What do you say about- What up, golden boys?

It's your boy here, 47th chromosome Andrew Santino. I just want to thank you again for roasting the shit out of my hairline. Yeah, I thought so. This plug act looks like I got my wig pushed back. Whatever. Anyways, I had to head to Costa Rica with my family and got me thinking about the past trips that we've taken. I wanted to know a little bit about

your guys' favorite trips growing up as kids. Or just say best vacations you guys went on growing up. Love the show. Keep it up, boys. It does feel like he was mid take his wig off. And then somebody was like, you have a call. He was like, oh shit.

Okay. Hey, golden guys. You know what I mean? This went on IG Live. His friends are the same friends as John Morant's friends. He wasn't ready. Oh man. How stupid is this guy now? just the dumbest guy ever just dumb it is but it's his friends it's like remove those people from your life that's what i'm saying because like we protect each other so not that you would ever do anything but if you guys were just off the cuff we're bullshitting out there and i want an instagram live you'd be like what the fuck are you doing dude yeah so that's

his friends man yeah man and people are oh, it's a racist thing. If it's a white dude with a gun. No, it's not a racist thing. No, it's not at all. It's a business decision because what he represents for that team, they're paying whatever, $200 million a year. You don't want that part of your program. You don't want that reflect in your program. That's what it is.

And here's the real problem. He's losing out on so much money because when they voted for the all-pro, the first-team all-pro, he was left out because of this. He lost money there. Well, from the other thing, too. This is now strike two along with other investigations. Strike three. But they didn't prove anything with that.

What I'm saying is this is like it's him on video with this. And it's just like what are you doing? But think about it, friend. Friend, what is the benefit? The only reason you're doing this is to get what? Likes on your Instagram live? And how fast people got that. Do you know what's wrong, Chris?

I do. So John Morant's literally one of the most talented guys in the league. I know. I know. And he's been busted. He beat up whatever, a 17-year-old. Wait, he beat up a 17-year-old? Yeah, in a basketball game at his house.

Oh, fuck. He was caught in a Denver strip club. Shout out to Shotgun Willie. He's been there many times. His gun fell out in the strip club. Okay. But he's just amazing. And he didn't grow up.

That's not the life. I know he has. That's not the life you grew up in. I know, he was sheltered, right, yeah. What are you doing? So, but it's a little bit different that this wasn't his IG Live. It was his friend's IG Live and it just caught him with the gun.

Yeah, but he already got busted for the same thing. He already got suspended for eight games for that. Look, the NBA is a private business. No, no, no, I know, I know. They're like, hey, this is what we're trying to do. But you got the gun owners like, this is an outrage because he should be able to have his gun. It's not even about that.

No, I know that. Yeah, I know. It's like, no, you guys are missing the point. It's not even about that. No, I know that. Yeah, I know. It's like, no, you guys are missing the point. It's not whether that's legal or not. Even if he's in his front line, it's what he represents. No, it also depends on what state you're in too. I mean, if you're in a conceal and carry state, there's like two or three states now that just you don't even need a permit.

Legal gun owners hate this shit more than anyone. Yeah. Like no trigger discipline. He's just flashing it they hate that oh exactly exactly it's like a real gun nuts would be like what are you doing you don't just hold a gun in a moving car like dude exactly so like that's not even like i don't even want to disrespect gun owners and like gun nuts out there because if you're a gun nut, like a collector, like how you collect shoes, people collect guns. I collect guns. Or how you collect guns. I collect guns. I ain't scared of a person like that because you go to that person's place, they got a gun locker.

They got a gun safe. They know their shit. Oh, you want to see my guns? Hold on a second. They're like, turn around. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not loaded.

They're gun safety. I understand. And I think that that's – I'm totally with that. Yeah. So they're looking at a guy like this like, don't lump us in with this idiot. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. I mean, that's so crazy that he was fucking dancing around in a car like that with the

fucking – what the fuck? Yeah, they're saying he needs to get traded. He needs to get out of that city and trade him to Chicago. This is like John Morant in Chicago. The memes have been – Goose, goose, goose, goose. That's hilarious. Ran on IG Live.

That's hilarious. He's like, goose, goose, goose, goose. Oh, my God. He's dumb. But you know what? Just in closing about that, I will say this. Like, there was this, you know, when people talk about it, they're like, man, he just signed like a $260 million deal,

something like that, something big. But the thing is, like, people think that just because you get a lot of money, all of a sudden you're supposed to be a good person. He's 23. He's 23, too. That's what I mean. It's not like he's a bad person. He's just, like, being dumb. He's just misguided, too.

Like, bro, you know how many guys are chomping at the bit to get in the league? And that actually came from that gang culture. And they're not on IG Live. They're like, no, this shit sucks, man. We want what you have. And you're trying to bring it back out of your mind? And you didn't come up with it. To be fair, inside that car was fucking pretty lit.

So I understand him wanting to get turnt. You know what I mean? I had FOMO. Calvin's just in the backseat. With a water gun. Super soaker. Stupid. What in the backseat. With a water gun. Super soaker. Stupid.

What was the redhead squirt? I love this picture. So cute, right? Is this when she was Kevin? Yeah, because she looks like a little boy. Oh. Kevin's her dad's name, so I didn't understand what you were saying. Oh, that's so funny. But it's just amazing to me how when people are little,

especially it's crazy how she turned into this model, looks beautiful. But then as a kid. She's busting. She's called that the glow up. As a kid, she was John. That could have been a bad pick, though, too. No, she's in her jammies. It is funny how we develop and turn into different things. I don't pick, though, too. No, she's in her jammies. It is funny how we, like, develop and turn into different things.

I don't know, man. Yeah. I mean. Answer Homeboy's question. Favorite trip as a kid or in recent memory? When I was seven, my mom went on a European tour with me. God damn. You rich, Rich.

I went to London, Paris, and Rome. Okay. Slight flex. And I remember being in Rome in these gondolas in this cave. And I was just a little kid. And the guys were like, Natural! And just echoing cave.

And it was amazing. You remembered it and you liked it? Yeah. I think you were seven. That's cute. That sounds nice. Because I don't remember seeing the Eiffel Tower. Oh, that and walking through the museum and being like,

It's fucking boring. Well, three hours in museum and being like, it's fucking boring. Well, three hours in, you're like, come on. I'm seven. You know what's crazy about it? I always think about it now. I want to go as an adult because now I would appreciate it. Right, right, right. Of course, yeah.

But that was for her, though. She had a good time. So selfish, right? I remember going to Long Beach Island. We used to do that every summer as a kid in New Jersey, and it was fucking awesome. Was it Long Beach in Jersey? Long Beach Island. Oh gotcha. Yeah Long Beach Island

it's called. Yeah it's in New Jersey I believe. Yeah it's in New Jersey and it was so fun. It's like it was before like you know obviously the Jersey Shore shit and they turned it but that was what it was like and it was just so fun dude. Fuck man. And how far was that from your house? I don't remember how far the drive was but it was a drive and then we

would go and we'd rent a house. Like a few hours? Let me ask you. You know what I don't know. Okay. So I don't know how far the drive was But it was a drive And then we would go and rent a house You know what I don't know It could have been one hour It could have been five I don't know how far it was from my home But you don't need to know that I'd like to know dude I need to know Nick look that up Montclair to

Long Beach Island It sounds like a fake island at what point did your vacations change at what point was it like did your like do you remember

a more like did you enjoy the more fancier vacations like at what point did your dad like he was like

starting to make it you know I was yeah you know what I mean like that was already my dad started to make it

I was probably like 17. I was older, yeah. We were in debt for a while. How long does it drive for Brendan? Seven days. No, that's not right. That says a 23-hour walk. That's from here.

There you go. It's about two hours. Hour and 48 minutes. Right now, a little bit of traffic getting out of New York. Oh, so it is Long Beach Island. Okay, cool. You had me doubting it. Two hours.

That's a good road trip. So that's one of those. So it's in New York. It's in New York? No, no, it's in New Jersey. My Claire in New Jersey. My Claire to Long Beach. It's in New Jersey.

It's down south, yeah. It's like going to Philly. I remember my dad took me to Winter Park. That's about a two-hour drive. He took me to Winter Park, and he got me a used snowboard. That was my best trip. It was like two hours away. He got me a snow Park and he got me a used snowboard. That was my best trip. It was like two hours away. He got me a snowboard if I got all A's.

It was like in fourth grade. I got all A's and I was so proud of myself. What school was this? I was homeschool. My dad gave me all A's. Virginia Court Elementary. That's so funny. Living Room Elementary? Peter Schott Elementary, man.

You did it. You did it, man. All A's. Really? Because I can't read. No, that was the best trip. And then we went to Dino's Steakhouse in Winter Park, and I got this huge steak. My dad was so expensive.

At the time, it was probably $50. He's like, you better eat all this. It was this huge fucking steak. Oh dad was, it was so expensive. At the time, it was probably whatever, $50. He's like, you better eat all this. It was this huge fucking steak. I ate it all. No, I didn't give a fuck.

I ate it all. Everyone's like, dang, that little dude's going to eat all that? I'm like, that's right, bitch.

And then what, dude? I shit my pants. All right, well, you learned your lesson, right? I used to feel that way

at buffets when I was young. You used to what? I feel like that at buffets. Yeah. That would be like, you know, it'd be like a thing.

Yeah. How much you can eat. Yeah. I don't do that. You just eat what you want, man that at buffets Yeah That would be like You know it would be like a thing Yeah How much you can eat Yeah I don't do that You just eat what you want man As a kid it's fun Really? I'd load up the crab leg

What's up bitches Yeah And then what? And pudding And then you shit your pants Chris Yeah but you wouldn't eat it all right? Oh no Well no

That's disgusting dude No No you eat it all I think buffets are fucking Absolutely horrendous huh? Oh Like just eating all of it P piling it on, getting everything. Oh, you want pizza and sushi?

You've never seen a hot grill buffet. You've never seen a hot grill buffet. No, no, no. Also Bob's Big Boy. It's only Warlocks. Only Warlocks are at buffets and Monster Jam. Only Warlocks. Yep.

I went to Bob's Big Boy. When's the last time? Have you ever been to Bob's Big Boy? I've never even heard of it. Okay. Well, you're uncultured. But Bob's Big Boy is a fucking diner of it Okay well You're uncultured But Bob's Big Boy Is a fucking

Diner Fast diner You know It's Denny's Yeah Denny's right Only Is there a printer back there What the fuck is that

I'll just print off Some fax Some fax machine It's Brian Callen Calling me over Some bullshit The The

What do you call it The Oh that's from Austinin powers the yeah it's uh it is yes so bob's big boy they're only ugly people unbelievable i'm ugly i guess i went there i'm ugly we used to go there it was yep but where's where's it located at is it like a chain no yeah it's in there's one in uh by the by the by nbc studios in burbank oh is that oh really still yeah it's like i forgot no no the one i went to was the one in yeah the one i went to By NBC Studios in Burbank. Oh, is it? Oh, really? Still? Yeah. It's like, I forgot where it's called.

No, no, no. The one I went to was the one in, yeah, the one I went to was that one. Yeah. Yeah. But he's saying, is it a chain? Are they in Jersey? No, no, no, no, no. I don't think, I think this is the only one left.

How far is it from where you grew up? How far is Big Bob's from Jersey to walk there? Yeah. I think that's the only one left. It might be. Look what it says. How many beds would be good restaurants in California? There was a, yeah, I think that might be the only one left. It might be. Look what it says. How many beds we go to restaurants in California. There was this.

Yeah, I think that might be the only one left. I don't know. Yeah. It looks dope. Like diner food. It's good. Pizzas. It's disgusting, but it's good.

Burgers. Burgers is the thing, yeah. Burgers, fries. Yeah. Do you guys have Gunther Tooties out here? It's kind of the same guy. No, no, no. I remember when you first said that, and I was like, what the fuck is that?

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This is what the last guy thinks his hair looks like. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, no, this guy just combed it forward. They have the same forehead. I feel like this guy, he takes his hair off like this at night. He just goes. And it's on the thing.

And he's like, you know what I mean? Go. There we go. What up, Golden Hour? Oleg here from Vancouver, Washington. Got a question for you. So my wife's family celebrate the Sabbath. Some of them are too crazy.

Some of them, you know, are pretty moderate with it. Her sister is pretty fucking wild. They don't come over our house anymore because we don't celebrate the Sabbath. So they said, fuck that. And then they come over their house. They don't warm up the food. I want to celebrate the Sabbath, so they said fuck that, and then we come over to their house, they don't warm up the food. I went to go warm up my food, she stopped me,

she said not in my house, so just tell me what I need to do. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Woo, woo, woo. Peace. Okay. You gotta live your life, man. Warm up the food.

My wife's Jewish. Real quick, what Sabbath? You gotta live your life, man. Warm up the food. My wife's Jewish. Real quick, what Sabbath? Black Sabbath? Black Sabbath is a band, yeah. And then the Jews were like, not bad. And then they eat and listen or something. I don't know. They took the black off.

Aren't you Jewish? You're a bad friend, huh? You're Jewish, dude. Not Jewish at all? Zero. Wow. And you still made it. You guys are being anti-Semitic.

You still made it in Hollywood. Wow. Yeah. I'm not Jewish. I'm Italian. No, I knew that. I'm Italiano. Mario.

We watched Mario. Me and my son. How good? What did I tell you? It was good. An hour in, he said, is it over yet? And I was like, you want to go? He said, yeah, can I bring my sport?

It's a long movie for a kiddo. Yeah. But it's only an hour 20. It comes out on demand tonight. Oh, does it? Oh, fuck. Oh, what time? It's out now.

Oh, I can't wait to watch it with my son. It's the best. Fuck yeah, dude. Mario movie. It's a me, a Mario, dude. Dude, my son says it. Mario. Mario. How funny is that? It's a me, a Mario, dude. Dude, my son says it, Mario. How funny is that?

It's a great movie. Take it in and be like, oh, he does? Don't just be like saying your thing. But when I say my son says Mario, I'll be like, oh, no shit. So that makes me think. And then do your thing. It's kind of like when you wear a hat. It's not.

You want somebody to notice it, right? I know. Look, man, how did we get— I get what you mean. No, it's not like that. This question got so off the rails. The Sabbath is a day of religious observance and abstinence from work kept by Jewish people from Friday evening to Saturday evening and—

Boring! —most Christians on Sunday. No, this is what it is. And I'm just saying that from memory. Annual midnight meeting of witches with the devil. Okay, well— That's what it is. That I'm just saying that from memory. Annual midnight meeting of witches with the devil. Okay. That's what it is. That is number two definition.

If that was number one definition, this dictionary would be in a lot of trouble, I feel like. Well, I mean, I don't even know if the number two definition should be there. I don't think it should either, but if it is what it is, that's what it is. You know? What are they going to argue? Facts? I would love to go to that meeting. The witch one or the Jew one? This feels like a really racist white person.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was like, okay, here's the- Don't leave out the second one? This feels like a really racist white person was like, okay, here's the... Don't leave out the second one. Yeah, yeah. Then they were like, and... What if everything was like... Annual midnight meeting

of witches. And then other things. Yeah. They found everything. Meeting of witches with the devil. Well, prove it. That's just an old school term.

Prove it. I don't know. I mean, Rachel's not very... We don't... We do some of the things. Rachel's Jewish. But that's how it should be for every religion. You should do some of the things. Some of the things.

Well, even at like our wedding, we had a couple of the things. Yeah. But then when we went to like Adam Ray's wedding, I was like, this guy's Jewish. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I realized it was like, oh, there's so much more you can do. They stepped on the glass. This is all that kind of stuff. There's more than that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I realized it was like, oh, there's so much more you can do. They stepped on the glass. This is all that kind of stuff.

No, they did all that shit. There's more than that. There's more than that. I did the glass thing, but there was like more stuff that you, there's like so many rituals or whatever you call it. Yeah. It seems fun being Jewish. The family guy, Mort from the family guy was there at Adams.

Yeah, he had like a, I was. The guy from Family Guy that guy the cartoon oh the nerd he also had who was the guy that sung the Goo Goo Dolls

the Goo Goo Dolls he's not Jewish I don't know if he is or not but that was the funny part I'm sitting there with Rachel I'm like

I think our wedding was better and then they introduced the guy from the Goo Goo Dolls and I was like this bastard and the guy from Goo Goo Dolls looked into Eric's eyes and said, not anymore.

Gonna get married. Who you see is who you are and who you are is beautiful and all, man. It would have been better if it was a Goo Goo Dolls song. That is a Goo Goo Dolls song. You've changed the words. It is a Goo Goo Dolls song. Is it? Gonna get married.

Who you see is who you are and who you are it's beautiful oh man i gotta get married oh he's right you want to get married no yeah that's a song it is it never heard it i just don't know what it's called that's not the that's not the song no it's not the part that you recognize because i am underground and i do it the subtle way i don't fucking come out and be like b-side yeah that's what-side track and no one cares about it because I do the... That's high note. This is like on American Idol when somebody sings a song

that no one knows. I'm always like, why would you sing that song? Not me, I like that. Like in my vote. Like Disney week, I was like, this is trash.

Except for the little country girl. That is trash. I was like, this song, I've never heard it. You're welcome. She's gonna win. No, she's not.

You think the country boy is? Country boy is winning. One of them is. Hands down. Hawaiian dude's out. I don't even worry about it. And only because he's a fat guy. Should be alright. not. You think Country Boys? Country Boys win. One of them is. Hawaiian dude's out. I don't even worry about it. And only because he's a fat guy. And fat guys just don't win American Idol anymore.

Well, Ruben says, hold my donut. Yeah, but that was so long ago. That was a second American Idol. Do you want to get married or run away? And I'll do anything you ever dreamed of. Does it sound like this? Put your arms around me. I want to wake up where you are. Chin. Put your arms around me. I want to wake up where you are.

Chin. Put your arms around me. Are you not insulted by? Chin is turning in his grave right now because you guys. Can you sing the refrain? I don't know the song. Yeah, slide. You know this song, Chin.

This is Patreon repeat. This thing. Why won't you slide? That's what it is. You know it, dude. Why won't you slide? They make sense it is. Why won't you slide? They make sense. Slide.

Anyway. Slide into my room. Nick, Nick, Nick, please. You want to get married? Produce this. Produce, Nick. Come on. Hey, real quick.

Did you vote on American Idol? Dude. Nah. Nah, because you're- Nah, because you're- I'm the guy that votes 10 times. Oh, you are. That's too much.

Yeah, it's too much. But the country guy's going to win. Country girl's going to win. You are. That's too much. Yeah, it's too much. But the country guy is going to win. Country girl is going to win. And then life will be the same. It would be great. She's the most talented, I think. The most talented person ever wins.

You're right. Otherwise, the redhead would go on. In the last 10 years, the most talented has never won. It's fine. Okay? Well, because American Idol is like, we need to make a star here. It should be okay. No, it's people are voting. Jelly Roll?

Jelly Roll? Jelly Roll. He was on it, right? No, he's on the finale. Which should be okay. No, it's people are going to get it on. Jelly Roll? Huh? Jelly Roll. He was on it, right? No, he's on the finale. Oh. Which I text Jelly, I'm like, bro, American Idol finale?

They had fucking J-Lo do it last year. They have Katy Perry do it. It's massive. For Jelly Roll to be on American Idol finale is insane.

Katy Perry's a judge, so. How old is Jelly Roll? 30-something? No, he's 17. No, he's not 40, right? He's 17. He's 38. Should I know who this is now?

Jelly Roll? There's another person I don't know. He's 38? Oh, Jelly Roll's my guy. He's 38? You would love him. All right. He's so talented.

Let's get him on. I'm trying to. Yes. He's in town for American Idol, and I was like, what's up with the pod? Oh, wow. He's doing Rogan today, and then he flies out to LA for American american idol you've never seen a human being consume more alcohol in your life yeah and he's like my doctor said i can drink tequila i'm like i don't think so my god was it dr dre yeah you're gonna be fine motherfucker drink tequila only Only one, two, three. Keep your head ringing. Ding, ding.

Snoop, knock the door. Are you a real doctor? Yeah. That's so stupid. What's this dude want, Nick? You get headphones. Hey, Golden Hour. Hey, Golden Hour.

I was watching this video on this YouTube channel called Jubilee. Where there's seven dudes and they have to decide who has the smallest to biggest penis. Like they decide in the group who they think before they find out. So I was curious, like if you had to rank yourselves in the office. The smallest to biggest penis. Why did you do that? Brandon, Eric, Chin, and Nick. Sorry, dude.

I forgot. This is how I'd rank him. Smallest goes to biggest, right? Smallest to biggest? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah.

Dude, I'll tell you what, man. I think Nick has the biggest cannon. He might. He might. I think he does. He looks like a guy who would have a monster cock. That's how he lures girls to his car, swings it out the window.

And we look at him, we're like, you don't even need it. Shane's got a look on his face like, don't believe a story. I will say. I will say. Exactly. I will say. I will say. Exactly. I will say.

I don't have the biggest for sure. No. It seems like all of us probably have healthy penises except Eric, honestly. Just if you're going to go based on what you think. You're just rude. That's two weeks in a row, your rudeness towards me. I'm just saying, dude. I am thick. That's the vibe we get, right? That's two weeks in a row, your rudeness towards me. I'm just saying, dude. I am thick. That's the vibe we get, right?

That's the vibe I get, dude. You got that short, fat dick. Yeah, it's like that. You remember that HBO documentary on prostitutes? It's like this. You know what I mean? It's just like. Yep, that tracks.

Tuna fish can. It's an Audi. Real thick, baby. Dude, everybody. That HBO documentary, they had the prostitute wired up. It was in LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's hooking up with this John, and she goes, he gets his dick out, and she goes, ooh, you

got that short, fat dick. Wow, no, I did not see that. That's amazing. Ooh, you got that short, fat dick. Dude, you got to own that. She'd be like, hell yeah. Oh, he did. Yeah, girl.

What are you supposed to do? That's why you were a prostitute. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Well, that guy figured it out, but he's leaving out Nick and Chin. Although, homeboy in the back is awfully quiet. You know, he got that panther tail.

Yeah. There he goes. He got that panther tail. That would be ridiculous. This is him right here? Yeah. That would be ridiculous. This guy, coincidentally enough, it's not

about his question, but the old guy from the blue room, this is his nephew. Oh, sick. Just randomly. Willie. Willie. Old Willie. Old Willie. Hope this is not him telling us some bad news. He better not pass. What's up? I got a debate club for you.

I'm not going to say sour power because I'm an adult. But you did. Debate club, getting food at the drive-thru, and eating it in your car immediately after. I love it. Do you take that home or eat it fresh? Do you like to eat in your car? Eat it fresh. I like to eat in my car because I can throw the pot on or whatever I want.

And I think there's something cool about just like an empty parking lot, just you chilling. So I'm curious what your thoughts are on that. Get some chili cheese fries, but never just cheese fries. Thank you. And you'll eat them in the parking lot. All right, all the noises and the woos. Love what you guys do.

I like to bring it home and eat it because I want to watch TV and eat it and maximize my entertainment. No, that's bitch shit. No, no, no. I totally agree with you.

But for us, though, it also depends on, like, this depends, for me, it's about Rachel. Yeah, I get it. Like, if I get something that, like, and she's like,

where's my, then I'm like, I'm just going to eat this in the car. Yeah, you don't want to deal with the backlash. Because I don't want to deal with that I didn't get her. But why didn't you just get something that like, and she's like, where's mine? Then I'm like, I'm just going to eat this in the car. Yeah. You don't want to deal with the backlash. Because I don't want to deal with it. I didn't get her.

But why didn't you just get something? Because she's going to waste it. I know she's not going to really eat it. Oh, oh, oh. I can't stand it. It's a whole process. I can't stand it. Especially if they get a drink.

But if like, I know my show is on, and I'm like, I got it saved, and I'm going to go watch it, and I love sitting in front of my TV. Yeah, yeah. Then I'm like, yeah, I'm going to go home. Yeah, yeah. You get the bowl. And especially if I know she's asleep, and I just eat. And in the. And I love sitting in front of my TV. Then I'm like, yeah, I'm going to go home. Yeah, yeah. You get the bowl. I know she's asleep and I just eat.

In the morning, she's like, oh, my God, you had. You maximize the pleasure, baby. The problem is Taco Bell because I like to put the hot sauce on. You're trying to drive and the hot sauce and put it on there. Well, Taco Bell is just a problem. Yeah. There's a whole thing. The quesadilla.

I haven't had Taco Bell since I was 19. You're a cuck. If I have something that you really like. I remember the last time I ate it. She loves In-N-Out. Rachel loves In-N-Out. Standard white girl. Yeah, loves In-N-Out.

So if I come home with In-N-Out, it didn't break or something. New York is a union square. Oh, my God. What do you like? You have Del Taco? No, I've had it. You a Del Taco guy? Guess what I get through the burger.

I'm different, dude. Oh, that's. Oh, dude. A burger. I get the burger. That's just awesome for a food poisoning. I mean, I actually have had the burger. It ain't shit. It's, dude. A burger. That's just awesome for a food placement. I actually have had the burger. It ain't shit. It's pretty good. I've actually had the chili cheese fries.

We know. Of course you have. I just don't like a place like decide what you are. Yes. Okay. I agree. Decide what you are. I agree. Just be a taco place. Oh, shit. You got a real estate agent. Absolutely fucking American psycho. Alright, guys. I got a debate club for you i did just buy a porsche gt4 and i told my wife it did not cost

anywhere near a hundred thousand dollars when the truth of the matter is it probably costs closer to 155 000 so debate club am i a piece of shit way I see it, it didn't make a dent. So it doesn't matter. I make more than enough to provide and buy that car. Chris, I just saw you live a couple months ago in New York City. You were amazing. Fuck yeah, dude. Brendan and Eric, I can't wait to see you guys live one day too.

Dude, that's hilarious. Bro, just tell her. No, you don't want to deal with the backlash. I have to get this new fish tank. My girl's like, how much does it cost? I'm like, it's not bad.

It's not what it is. What is it? For them, this is what it's about. She's like, okay, so you spent $150,000 on a backhoe.

Where's my G-Wagon? Boom. If that's what it is. That car is just so hard. That is what it is. What it is is like, if you tell her, she's like,

okay, so when am I getting, when are we spending $150,000 on this? Yes. So the thing is, it's like, if you tell her, she's like, okay, so when am I getting, when are we spending $150 on this? I'm in infinity, yes. So the thing is, however you might spend, it's got to be double. Yep. That car is fire. Tom Segura has one hooked up.

Those GT4s, they get fast. Yeah, though, cars. I'm like, I'm never going to. Yeah. Even if I could afford that, I would never get it. Until you drive it. You know what I would do? Well, you've got a dope car. You have one coming. Yeah, but no, but it's still like a drive you know what i would do well you have you got a dope

car you have one coming yeah but no but it's a it's still like a you know yeah this is why i don't ask how much things are i just say i just say to my business manager hey i'm gonna buy this can i do it yeah i don't like to know how much things are either it makes me feel bad yeah me too i don't want to know such an idiot. Which is even worse. Just even saying that out loud is like, there's people at home who have to like, budget. It could be worse. You could be John Moran. To live a life where you could just be like, just get it. Don't even tell me.

Yeah. You know, that's great. Well, that's like Rogan. I do feel guilty about it sometimes. If you're like, how much is it? He's like, I don't know. He just goes, I don't know. I do feel guilty sometimes spending money, though. Every purchase I make, I feel guilty about it sometimes. If you're like, how much is it? He's like, I don't know. He just goes, I don't know. I do feel guilty sometimes spending money, though.

Every purchase I make, I feel guilty. Hey, man. Thanks, bud. Yeah, I'm just trying to keep it. Yeah. You're going to get to an age, though, where it's like. Yeah, I know. Look at your finances.

That's good, though. No, it's not about looking at the finances. It's just get to a point where you just go like. Like, I don't like wasting food. Yeah. You know? It's the biggest fight I have with my wife. We go someplace.

Get what you want. The other day, she was like, let's go get burgers. And I was like, all right, fine. We get to the burger place. Where'd you go? It's this place in West. How far of a drive? It doesn't matter.

It's strong with you. No, keep going. And then I go, well, let's just get one fries. But she wanted to get, yeah. And she was like, I want my own fries. No, she don't. No, you don't. No, you don't.

Sweetie, sweetie. You don't need it. You don't need your own fries. And of course, as I'm sitting there, and this is how I'm eating. I'm going like this now. As I'm watching 75% of the fries not get eaten. And she's doing this too where she's forcing herself. She's like.

Oh, my. You know, because it's like to try to prove a point. And then she's like, I'm full. I know. That's why we should have just got one fry. I told you, bitch. If we would have just got one fry. I would have got two and been like, just don't eat mine.

You know? I think it's good. I think it's good. Sir, is your tie tie again? I don't want you to interrupt me. So I have to keep going through the yawn. I have a tie tie. Tie tie. Your tie tie. I'm tired now that you mentioned it, man. Brandon you're Ty-Ty again? I didn't want you to interrupt me. So I had to keep going through the yawn. I am Ty-Ty. Ty-Ty.

You're Ty-Ty. I'm tired now that you mentioned it, man. Brandon even interrupts the yawn. Yeah. You're like, well, it gives me a chance to jump on in. I just think. I don't know. I just think that I want to have my own fries.

I don't ever want her to eat my fries. I'll get you your fries. If you don't finish them, that's fine. See, I don't like sharing. You're wasteful. Well, what was that from, though? When you were a kid? I guess. Yeah. I don't know. But I just what's that from though when you were a kid i guess yeah i don't know but i just there's something about adam carolla the same way

we were talking about it you know it's just i just something about like a waste i hate that's ingrained yeah i just say like eat like let's just get a little bit yeah and then if you're hungry for more we'll get more yeah it's not about being able to afford it it's just something about like wasting it why are we wasting this yeah yeah yeah i get it i know i know it's not now being able to afford it. It's just something about like, I'll be wasting this. Yeah, I get it. I know it's not affordable. Now I should go like this. What I should do now is... What I should do now is just like,

let her order and let her start eating. And then just wait. And then she's like, I'm done. I'll take this. But what I do is I order. And Kristen orders. I eat what I eat.

She does half of it and I finish her shit. Right? Yeah, there you go. That's what I do. Oh, okay. Well then. I'll order something small and I'll finish. I would be more annoyed if it was at an expensive restaurant. I'm like, you ain't going to eat that. You're not going to eat the tomahawk, bitch. No, no, that's fine.

No, no, we share it. We get the tomahawk. We share it. Oh, damn. Okay, dog. At a steak restaurant. By share, you mean? This is my fight with Rachel at a steak restaurant all the time.

I say, just get the six ounce filet. Right. Get the six ounce. Yeah, but I want the. What? The 16 ounce. Oh, no. And I just go, baby, you're not going to.

Yeah. But now I know it's fine because that's great later. And you'll get a smaller steak. Yeah. No, because I know I'm going to eat hers later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great lunch. You save it.

You save it. Hey, man. Jesus, man. Can we please get a montage of those? You know what I mean? What's this dime piece one? Something about your nose that happens when you yawn. I get lightheaded.

I know. My nose is crazy, bro. It gets really thin and longer for some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're sucking in more air. What is up, Golden Hour crew? This is Adam from New Jersey. I'm going to make this quick so Chris, your ADHD, can handle this.

That being said, can you live with your ex after breaking up? No. We were together for about seven years, engaged for about two years, lived in a house together, and decided to mutually part ways. Everything's very cordial. Everything's very mutual. But that being said, she didn't want to move back to her parents' house. I was trying to keep the house. She wanted to stay there.

And kind of made it work, kind of didn't. But that being said, we kind of entered that dating stage where, you know, I was dating other girls, she was dating other guys. Guy's knocking on the door. I'm pissed, she's pissed. Temper's flared. But that being said, I want to hear it. Can you live with your ex?

No. In the same house after breaking up? Debate it. Let's hear it. No. Especially if you're going through your slut stage. If you just broke up in a relationship you go through the slut stage she's like you're an animal i'll bring the other stuff after i mean

i've done it but it's hard it's fuck why would you do it just logistics and that's why you don't move in with someone unless you're going to get married really soon. You don't buy a house with someone. I agree. I agree. Don't do adult shit with someone and you don't want to be an adult all the way through. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What you should have done with your girls, discuss an open relationship or something.

Yeah, hell no. Because that's what you guys are saying. You're saying, we want to do all this stuff together. We're good with each other, owning shit together, and we're compatible with each other, but I just want to fuck other people. Yeah. You're just selfish. Both of you. Both of you are selfish children.

Wow. Okay? So what you need to do is don't buy a house and all that stuff. So everyone else listening, don't do this. Don't buy a house and all that stuff. So everyone else listening, don't do this. Don't get in a relationship and pretend like you're serious and act like, hey, let's go buy a house and do all this stuff. But don't do that unless you know we're going to actually commit and be adults and follow through.

But Eric, what if it was this? What if it was his first house? It's his house. He paid for it. She moved in because he was like, I want to keep the house. It's a good investment. He doesn't want to rent. He wants to buy. This bitch moves in. She's like, I don't want to move back to my parents. She was like, I want to keep the house. It's a good investment. He doesn't want to rent. He wants to buy.

This bitch moves in. She's like, I don't want to move back to my parents. He's like, all right. Well, you're going to see me balls deep and some girls then. We don't know that that's the situation. Yeah. We don't know. No.

We don't know that that's the situation. What I'm saying is this is what people do. And for the girl, if the girl's in a situation like that, then you're still living with your parents. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just think buying a house with somebody that you're not going to marry is not the right thing to do. Don't get a dog with someone

that you're not going to have all that stuff. I agree. Because I just feel like you were causing like no fun zone. I've never done any of those things. No, dude, you get a dog

because what do you always hear about? Couples break up and they're like, oh, what the dog? It's my baby. And it's like, you know, you're like, why are you doing that to yourself?

You know? Yeah. Nick. That's happened to Nick. That happened to you? Yeah. It was my baby. You're like, why are you doing that to yourselves? You know? Yeah. Nick. That's happened to Nick. That happened to you? Yeah. It was her dog before. We didn't get it together.

Then it became my dog. But still. It's different. But still it's hard. It's not your dog though. It's hard. It's not that. Yeah.

Not your dog though. It just sounds like all this stuff about like, it sounds to me like these two people get along great, but you're just selfish and you want to have sex with other people. It sounds like you get along great but you're just selfish and you want you want to have sex with other people it sounds like you get along great it works make the shit work that's all i'm saying it'd be one thing if he was like yeah we're fighting all the time and then you would like like what are you doing with this person yeah do you guys like each other you guys like each other and you get along and where's this energy when your girl orders extra fries? Yeah, bro.

It's different. You can't see it when it's you, right? It's hard. Self-reflection, dog. This is not the same. You think that's the same? Keep the same energy. Do you think that's the same? She's on the tomahawk.

You're in a house with your girlfriend as opposed to getting one fry instead of two. Okay, now I see what we're dealing with. It's about sharing. Yep, sharing is caring. It's about sharing. Yep, sharing is caring. It's about sharing. I want to share. She doesn't want to share. I'm just saying

it's hard to look at yourself you know it's hard to want to do. Man in the mirror. I know this guy. Hey, what's going on everyone? I got a question for you all. What the fuck is going on?

He looks like if me and Chin had a kid. And one of the common things I've been seeing at movie theaters is reserved seating. I was just wondering if you guys think this has actually enhanced the experience of going to the movies or if it's actually ruined the experience.

I'd love to know your answers. Also, a big shout-out to Combat Buddy and Nick behind the desk, everyone there. Thank you guys so much. I love the show. Thank you guys. What did he ask? I just honestly was looking at his face the whole time. It's like that they have reserved seating at seating at movie theaters yeah your seats got it i don't like that you

like the free throw i like it too i don't know i don't like southwest movies you know what i mean like you go to the movie theaters like southwest airline oh i like that you gotta fight for your yeah survive you're like i want to sit in e11 and 12. And when I get there, I walk over to E11 and 12. It's way better. You want to get there fucking 30, 40 minutes before? Yeah, bro. No. I get there early, so I get my seat.

You're a crazy person. What a weirdo, bro. You guys are soft, man. You just go and you order the fucking thing. Or those two. That's what I want, these two. Give me those two. Click those.

And then you go a minute beforehand. Yeah. And you fucking sit and you you go a minute beforehand. Yeah. And you fucking sit, and you watch. Mario. Mario. Yeah. That was fun watching that. You guys get the food at the place?

Did you go to the one where they have the food? No, we didn't do that. I forgot about that one. I should have. Ooh, I love that. The iPick? Oh, forget it, bro. Until people start snacking on them carrots.

Yeah. It drives me nuts. Do they have carrots there? Yeah, dude. They got a veggie plate. Oh, right. And I suffer from, you know, I think misophonia. Dude. It drives me nuts. Do they have carrots there? Yeah, dude. They got a veggie plate. Oh, right. And I suffer from, you know, I think misophonia. Dude, misophonia.

Where people are snapping in my ear. This guy thinks he's fucking. Can't watch the movie. Misophonia. Misophonia. Misophonia. Misophonia. So hold on.

So you have that? I think I might have that too. I developed it. Octopanga, they have it. Dude, straight up. For four people? You're talking about the misophonia. Oh, you have that? I think I might have that too. I developed it. Off Topanga, they have it. Dude, straight up. For four people? Are you talking about the misophonia? Oh, you have misophonia?

No, I think I might. I don't know. You would know. I hate when you talk. Oh, it's triggering. Yeah, affect it emotionally. You talk, I go like this. Aw.

Yeah Yeah Affected emotionally You talk I go like this Aww No one else has that If someone's eating chips Or guzzling

I love it If they're like Guzzling water Dude Is that the opposite of Slap a bitch ASMR Is it yeah

Cause ASMR Some ASMR I like dude Oh you gay Doug When they go like When they go like You get hard No I don't get fucking hard Yeah you do A lot of guys do.

That's why they watch it. Oh, it drives me nuts. You know the one you want to pick. I mean, what are we doing, Nick? Nick, what are we doing? Go with the black guy. Go with the black guy. What?

Tingles. Play a little bit. Oh, that's Carol G, though, dude. She's the goat of it? No, no. She's a huge Latin artist. It is weird how you feel it in the top of your head. What the fuck is that, dude?

What? I do this on stream sometimes. Why do you feel it in your head? That's what it's named for. Auditory Sensory Meridian Response. Yeah, I feel it up here. I don't like that. That makes me feel weird. I feel meridian response. Yeah, I feel it up here. I don't like that. That makes me feel weird.

I feel it up here, and then I feel it down here. Your dick is out. We built this, Sidney! Oh, there we go. It'd be funny if you blur that. You guys should do one together. Okay. All you gotta do is turn the gain up.

Yeah. Okay, well, that's it, right? Let's use all... You guys should do one together. Okay. All you got to do is turn the gain up. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's it, right? Let's use all. You know what I would do? It would be like this. Ew, Eric. That does not feel good in my head.

Ew. You're a real bad guy. Hold on. How about this? Let's go. Oh, yeah. What? Fat girl's pussy, you know?

Oh, God. Poor fat dude's ass. What do you got, Nick? Ew. It changed the whole visual. Thanks, Brendan. I want you to stop. Everybody was like, you know what I mean?

I want you to stop. We were all eating Lizzo out, and then he had to go to. And all of a sudden, you had to make it fucking weird. Golden Hour, you know, rocking that life of ribs. Look, dude. A member of the Bite Club. But Eric Griffin. No merch.

Since the beginning. Or beginning of me. But anyway, I have a debate club for you guys. Adults who like Disney. Asterisk. And don't have children. Pedophiles. I have been a Disney person since I can remember.

I'm going to take that back. And have annual passes. Don't have kids. But have that. Oh, I love those. In my office. From the Haunted Mansion. The Bay Club.

I mean, being like a Star Wars collector is a similar type of thing. I mean, you're losing. You go to Disneyland, you go to Disneyland. I mean, I get it. No, bitch. I'm there with my kids. She's clogging up all the rides. These bitches know kids.

It's for the kids, man. Is it? Yes. Okay. Have you gone to an amusement park with Calvin? Yeah, we went to Disneyland. Did he like the roller coaster? Yeah.

Oh, that must have been crazy. No, he doesn't do the roller coaster? Yeah. Oh, is he too small for it? No, he doesn't do the roller coaster. He liked the little ones. You know what I mean? The fast ones, but the little ones. Yeah, the Tomator. He gets him a little scared, but he just kind of, you know what I mean? He's thinking, you know?

Oh, I fucked up last night. You just remind me. I let my son, he was like, Dad, he likes shark movies. I was like, have you ever seen 47 Meters Down? He's like, no, I'm like, here, bought it for him. Oh, no. What? Too much. I mean, the fucking... Yeah, it's too much. Too much. He had to sleep with me last night. Yeah.

Now he doesn't want to get in the tub. No. Disneyland, right there. With my... I brought my family. You did behind the scenes at Disneyland? Yeah, it was fun. I don't know what it looks like. They're just... I'm old school. Pirates of the Caribbean, that used to be the shit.

Now it's just completely different now. Agree. Yeah, I can't go to... It's like, you know... It's all woke now. Yeah. What? It's women chasing pirates around.

Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I didn't even think of that. And then Splash Mountain, they said the theme song was racist. That used to be my favorite ride. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, so they've changed it all. So I'm done with them.

The Cars roller coaster's lit. Dude, there's this movie that Disney has out. Rachel wanted to watch. Peter Pan and Wendy. It's so funny, dude. So it starts with this mid-century white family. And then you're like, oh, okay, Disney. It's like you're going old school

because the whole family's white. And then Black Tinkerbell shows up. Check, please. And then you're like, here we go. That's this? Yeah. And then ambiguous race Peter Pan comes and then they go to Neverland.

And then at Neverland, there's a kid with Down syndrome and then there's black kids. And it's like you go, oh, this is where all the ethnic people live on Neverland. It's like this massive overcorrection that they're doing because of how they've been for so long. It's just funny to live through it right now. And that movie's bombing.

I knew it was going to be woke when it said Peter Pan and Wendy. I'm like, Wendy ain't no co-headliner. Is it really bombing? Yeah, Wendy ain't no main attraction, bitch. I just think in 10 years, we're not going to care about it anymore, but we're living through it right now, and it's a lot. But this movie is so funny.

Bro. It's just funny. Did you on American Idol when the homegirl from Little Mermaid sang? I don't know who she is, and there's all this, you know. Oh, she's on a great. She's on. Oh, my God. She's so talented.

She's on Grown-ish. I don't know what that is, but dude, she's so talented. Fuck. Grown-ish I don't know what that is But dude She's so talented Yeah Fuck She started singing I'm like holy shit

Hell yeah It's gonna be great I don't care about That's why she should be Little Mermaid It's just talent That one's dumb That one's a stupid thing

Cause that's like You know Whatever We don't know But this is like Cause the audience Gives it like a zero So if it's really bad

Cause the audience Is what you want Look Tomato 62 Audience 11 Yeah when the audience Is doing that Yeah. So if it's really bad, because the audience is what you want. Look, Tomatoes, 62. Audience, 11. Yeah, when the audience is doing that. And they won't let you score anymore. Yeah, that's when it's done. But what I'm saying is like,

when you can feel the diversity of the meeting. That's why I say, I don't want to see the agenda. You can see the agenda. I'm like, I'm out. Hold on, what, go up? There's a Down Syndrome one in it? Yeah. A guy in it?

Is he Rufio? I don't know, but I don't, listen, nobody's making fun of Down Syndrome. It's fine. Okay? That's fine. I don't care. It can't be a distraction. The kid is great.

What I'm saying, though, is like – that's what I'm saying. The whole thing is a distraction. It doesn't make any sense that you have this white family, and then they're going to this island where now it's like – and even if there are white kids, they got glasses on. You know what I mean? They got to be a little weird. They can't just be regular white kids now on this island. Sucks to be white.

No, it doesn't. It doesn't suck to be white. That stuff some days, dude. Rule the world. But anyway. Correct. Be cool, man. Right?

It's just like, I think that the worse a company is, the more over-correcting they have to do. It's like, what are you trying to make up for? Yeah. What the fuck did you do that we don't know about? Disney is the one, man. They are. Oh, did you guys see? Oh, Nick.

Pull up the new Oscar requirements. Oh, it's nuts. Oh, there's new? New? It's over. Really? Oh, man. The best movie is never going to win again.

It's laughable now, dude. It's laughable. Okay. When did this come out? dude. It's laughable. Okay. When did this come out? Recently. A few weeks ago, yeah. Oh, a few weeks ago. Yeah, to be in Oswego.

It's like there's these new requirements where you have to have an LGT. Yeah, there are new requirements. In the movie? You have to have LGT. Yeah, have to. In order to get nominated, you have to check these boxes. Yeah, they have all these boxes. They're fucked.

They're fucked, dude. See if you can find it. Is there outrage from it? Yeah, yeah. People are laughing at it. I mean, this is how they're going to do it, though. Like, Batman's going to go like this. I'm gay.

Yeah. And then that's it. And then he'll just go on with the movie. My pronouns are there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck does that have to do with it? You have to say, you have to say, they Batman. They Batman.

I'm Batman's. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I heard he went off on it. He was like, I can't play a black character. I can't play blackface. And I was like, well, no. They're going to call it Bat-they.

That's what's going to be his name now. It's ruining it. It's going to be so bad. Bat-she. Come on. Hollywood just doesn't get it. He's Bat-they. Oh, my God. I'm going to say that on stage. They are Bat-she. Come on. Hollywood just doesn't get it. He's Bat-they. Oh, my God.

I'm going to say that on stage. They are Bat-they. He's going to be like, They're Bat-they. I am Bat-they. That's good. Do that. The villain's all confused.

What? That's the whole argument. He's like, they're going, Batman. He's like, I'm Bat-they. Would you really hit a woman?

I'm just saying, you don't know if I am or not. That's how they'll do it. Yeah. And then Batman will win an award. Oh yeah, it would for sure win an award. Two-faced or transgender?

That's going to be sick. No, two-faced can be both. That's what I'm saying. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Not even transgender.

Transgender is different from two-faced being like Lisa and then Larry. Well, let's not label them, right? All right. Let's go eat. Thank you. Let's do it. Love you guys.

We're done. Thank you.