The Golden Hour - We Built This City! | The Golden Hour PATREON #13 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

FULL EPISODE: https://www.patreon.com/Thegoldenhourpodcast Erik starts the show off by farting and the guys talk farting etiquette, mouth etiquette, an update call in from our homeless fan, a submission from a Pest Control officer, relationship advice for a death metal singer and much more!

So we had a spider at the house, me and Cal, and he was like, dad, we got, I'm scared. And I was like, don't be scared. And I went over and I dealt with that spider. I conquered my fear because of my son, dude. That's a real man. So anyway, before he was like, daddy, I'm scared of spider. Like me too. Let's call your grandpa.

I'm going to talk to you after the show, man. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that laugh We're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough

It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Hey, bro, you were at one of my shows, weren't you? Because that's a Denny Love hoodie. Hey, I was about to say, Eric, for you i didn't wear chris's merch but also chris it's signed by you so you know had to show love all the way around that's a cool one of your shows you get that's a guy i bring i think i bring to uh on the road with me his name is danny that's

one of his merch items and it's cool chris i don't know i don't know if you remember this was the only hoodie you had at the show in sugar lane and i was the last person to meet you at that show yes because we didn't i didn't have merch at that show because of the fucking weather that's right yeah okay so that was that's funny yeah so you okay yeah so you were forced to buy a dandelion hoodie okay well that's fine so sugar hoodie no sugar that's Sugarland. That's cool. So where do you live? You don't live in Sugarland. I live in Houston, dude. Sugarland, where the fuck is it?

I know. I get it. Trust me. Yeah. So what's going on, brother? What do you got for us, man? Go Irish. So my question is, I'm getting married in about a year.

Nice. All y'all are now married. My fiance and I plan on having kids. I want to know, do y'all prefer to take your alone time in the morning or at night? Me, personally, I prefer the nighttime. I like to have time at the end of the day where she goes to bed, and I can sit and kind of collect my thoughts for the day and then decompress myself. I dig that.

But I don't have kids yet, so I don't know how the kids play into that. Kids wake up early. Yeah, but they don't know how kids play into that. Kids wake up early. Yeah, but they go to bed early. Yeah, exactly. So once you have kids, the mornings are done because that's when – I mean, my 3-year-old wakes up at 5, 5.30, so my mornings are done. Then they go to bed at like 6.30, 7. If you have a sleeping routine, which if you're a good parent you should,

when they go to bed at 7, then you know that my quiet time – if i have stand up or whatever that's my time how it goes to bed at nine dude that's weird yeah it's better so i i get up for work at like 5 30 6 o'clock in the morning i gotta be on a job site in spring texas which is about an hour north from me at by 7 a.m so she wakes up around 4 30 and works out and does her morning thing kind of has her time so i stay up a little bit late and i kind of i kind of prefer that well as long as you guys have a routine yeah that sounds fucking awesome as long as you guys have a routine that you guys agree with and you feel like you're giving each other attention because that's what you when you get married that's what she's gonna want she's gonna want attention as long as you're doing that, you're going to be fine with whatever your time is.

It sounds like her life might change. She'll wake up early working out. She'll be waking up with the kiddos because those kids wake up early as shit. Eventually, it'll be me, actually. So I'm actually from Covington where Theo's from in Louisiana. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, look. This is what it is. I'm sorry you're from Colorado, dude.

Too far north. Too far north? Yeah, Colorado's super north. Keep going. Hey, it's more north than southeast Louisiana. That's true, bro. She's in school out here right now. That's why we're out here. So once we get back home,

we'll have more family and stuff around, but I'll actually be the one that's going to be waking up early with the kiddos. That was part of my question. She's going to be... I'm going to be basically a stay-at-home dad. Nice. Tough kid.

You guys might want to move closer to where you were. Yeah, maybe. That hour and a half travel time, that's two hours during the day. He's giving a stay-at-home dad. Oh, he's going to quit? Well, so when she's done with school out here in Houston,

we're moving back to Covent. Ah, there you go. Believe it or not. Yeah. So we'll be around our families. All right, well, there you go. You have a lot of support. She's going to work out there.

Yeah, you need family support. Like, when you guys have kiddos, you want your mom. Oh, yeah. I mean. Well, there you go. You have a lot of support. She's going to work out there. Yeah, you need family support. Like, when you guys have kiddos, you want your mom. Oh, yeah. I mean, look, I got both my parents. They're still together. You know, I got three siblings. They're all married and have kids. So I got a lot of support back home.

But out here, it's just kind of us two figuring it out, you know? Bro, it sounds like you got it figured out, man. You got your fucking – you get to stay – what do you do at night? You watch some TV? You chill by yourself? Your wife's in bed? I mean, it depends on, you know, what's going on. I was watching Succession waiting to get into this call, honestly.

All right, there you go. People love that show. Yeah, I mean, I watch stuff on HBO. I love that you look like a southern wolverine. I like that look you have there. What, the hair? You look like a country wolverine, you know. Hey, we call that that Mississippi mudslide where i'm from yeah theo has the same yeah i got a little ducktail

myself all right there you go grow it up appreciate it brother look nice yeah good luck with the kiddos man yeah good luck and hi to your wife yeah wife to be appreciate it absolutely take care y'all that's the mascot for Notre Dame yeah yeah he's like a country leprechaun you know what I mean just have a mustache too yeah yeah don't do the Amish thing right unless you're Amish yeah yeah when when when your hair is completely connected to this nightmare and then there's no mustache just what yeah look at it like you have on a chin helmet that's him right there there you go To this. Nightmare. And then there's no mustache. What? Look at his. Like you have on a chin helmet.

That's him right there. There you go. That was him. That was him. That's cool. But with red hair. With the actual guy from Notre Dame call. That's cool.

Sounds like he has it figured out. He had no question. We did it. Thank you.