The Golden Hour - We Got Next |The Golden Hour #82 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

The guys talk the hottest WNBA players, Chris' son possibly making a cameo on The Golden Hour, sleep training their kids, bed wetting stories, Erik's story of talking to Katt Williams at an event, the worst movie Chris has watched on a plane, all new P Diddy updates and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN.

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It's the Golden Hour No, bro, I'm good. I'm fine. I'm good. I'm borderline good. You're no Ryan Gosling. Bro, I'm handsome, though. Okay.

Yeah, but a mom would be like, yeah, he's handsome. There's like really attractive people Yeah, but bro. that are in society Yeah, I get handsome. Bro, I'm handsome, though. Okay. Yeah, but a mom would be like, yeah, he's handsome. There's like really attractive people. Yeah, but bro. That are in society. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it.

There's like comedian attractiveness. I get it. I don't want it. Really attractive is for bitches, bro. That's fair. You know? Am I a woman? Hey, who you telling?

Yeah, no, no, no. It is tough. I'll give you that. You want to be rugged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't be like. No, Ryan Gosling is. No, he's great looking, though. But yeah, want to be rugged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't be like. No, Ryan Gosling is. No, he's great looking though.

But yeah, I'm not. But wait, wait, wait. What were we talking about just right before that? Oh, Caitlin Clarke. Yeah, I don't do the for this. They're good looking. You're just. Oh, I do.

I don't. Yeah, I do. You're just good looking. No, everyone can't be in the same category. She's not like. Because you're not going to go. She's hot for Victoria's Secret model. Yeah.

No shit. Yeah, no shit. Well, okay. For upper level, I think when you're talking about movie stars, then I understand it. But when you're talking about anything but movie stars, I don't get it. I disagree.

It's like how you rank shoes. Yes, yes. Like there's levels. How many yeshies right here, Chris? No, I'm just saying like. But there's some pretty WNBA players. Like Skyler Diggins. Who's that?

You digging it? I don't know who that is. Me, Sky. I'm digging it. I don't know anyone. You don't even follow men's sports. So why would you follow? I would never follow WNBA. Okay.

Well, maybe in college. Not when the hair's pulled back like that. You know what? There's some other ones. Move on, Chin. Mick. He had Chin. She's gross. No, I mean, she's pretty young.

There's some other ones. Who's that real tall one? Rebecca Lobo? The white chick with the blonde hair lowly tall oh yeah yeah yeah always dressed in fancy but she's so tall yeah she's like six two oh yeah she's pretty but that's not her though i feel like that's i feel like that was that brendan i feel like that's eric's type, right? Yeah. That tall? Uh-uh. No, no. I mean, she's pretty obviously, but not.

Her, her, her. Yeah, she's the one. Because she gave me some outfit to the game. Yeah, she's like 6'2", though. Yeah. It was crazy. She still bumps. Crazy. Right?

It's not. I mean, you don't want. She's 6'4". Oh, 6'4"? That's crazy. Now, that is a lot. I don't want my girl posting me up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know I'm saying you're trying to get to the coffee and she's like

also in the bed will you move your fucking gigantic leg you're taking up all the fucking bed they already do that anyway now imagine my leg on top of you in the morning I already got Rachel doing this

and this fucking kid is like. Is he in there too? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Calvin came into my bed last night, and he sleeps in between us. Bro, he kicked the shit out of me, dude. He kicked me probably three times. Once in the face, I wake up going, whoa.

And I go, Calvin, you got to move over a little bit. But it's so cute because he likes to cuddle up on my back. Yeah, it's cozy. It's cozy, man. God. Today he was like, I was like, because I just got back from the road yesterday. Where were you? West Virginia, Charleston, West Virginia, and Chattanooga.

You go everywhere, huh? I know, I know, I know. I love it, bro. I'll be in Irvine this weekend, by the way. So go to chrislee.com, Irvine. Irvine? I'm in town. I might go to chrislee.com, Irvine. Irvine? I'm in town. I might go up. Oh, for sure.

But so I go to – so today I get up and I shower and I go downstairs. And Calvin's like – I said, okay, buddy. And he says, are you going to walk today? And I was like, yeah. And he said, golden owl? I was okay, buddy. And he says, are you going to work today? And I was like, yeah. And he said, golden owl? I was like, yeah. How do you know? He's my assistant.

You know what he said after that? I love that. I want to go there someday. I'll bring him. I will. I'll bring him. I'll bring him. I was like, really?

He was like, yeah. I bring all the kids. Just have Calvin sitting there and a tiger. You guys can take the day off. And I'll just put, you know. Be a funny picture. Wolf will just be sitting right here. It was too cute, man.

It was too cute. It was awesome. So he's going to come. My kid, he sleeps on me. Yeah, that's cool. My kids never really did that. Yeah, he just sleeps. Now it's the thing where it's like last night he was fussy.

First of all, it's amazing how Rachel's in tune with his poop. She's like, he's got to poop. Oh, I know it is. I'm like, I can tell by the face. Just how exactly? And I go, what? What are you talking about? She sits him up.

Then he just sits there. And then it's just. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean. You don't have to do the sounds. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah. It's less gross when a baby is doing it. So you don't have to do the sounds but hold on yeah it's less gross when a baby is doing it

so I don't mind it so you know and so then I'm like alright cool but like last night he was like you know he's fussy

so I have to pick him up and I can put him on my shoulder right and he just goes to sleep he's asleep right and I'm like

oh shit this kid's asleep try to put him down as soon as I put him as soon as he hit the thing he's like fucking like you would have acted like i fucking killed his mom right right right and you might but wait but but but that's interesting so so does he sleep he doesn't sleep he always is with you guys or what yeah because he just is like it's it's i'm really jealous because I look over

and he's sleeping just on the titty. You know what I mean? Oh, that's hilarious. You know what I mean? He's just on it. You know what I mean? I just go, wow. You have the crib in the room?

We have the – he hates this. But he's never in there? He's never in it. Really? I know. It is what it is. It's my first. We'll get used to it.

You'll be fine. You'll be fine. It'll be fine. The parents are like, oh, not sleep training. It's like, yeah, relax. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be fine. My parents are like, oh, not sleep training. It's like, yeah, relax. It'll be all right. Figure it out. I'll tell you, we sleep trained, the both of mine.

I mean, they are unbelievable sleepers. But this guy, but I'm saying, but he sleeps all night. Oh, he does? Yeah. It's not like he's up. He just sleeps all night. That's great. But only if he's in the bed.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But still. You go in the crib. But still, though. Yeah, but there's. You's great. But only if he's in the bed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But still. You got to sleep in the crib. Yeah. But still, though. Yeah, but there's – You go in the crib.

But there's studies about – Yeah, switch it up. You're a big ass, isn't there? But I think that there's things about when you put him in the crib too soon or before a certain age. But you can't believe any of this stuff. They say that's – Who tracked that?

Those are bed wetters. That's when –ters Oh that makes sense Because they were like whatever the And then like there's a thing like if they stay with the mom For like a certain amount of time It helps regulate whatever You know there's all kinds of shit man Every time you read one of those articles

It doesn't matter But it's also extremes like if you leave them in the crib They become bed wetters if they're the mom too long They're gay like there has to be a balance. I'm pissing myself right now. I wet the bed until I was like 14. Really? I don't know.

I don't remember wetting the bed. I mean, I'm sure I did when I was a kid. My mom even got one of these. I'm so old. So at the time, this was great technology. It was a thing you would put in the bed. And once water hit it it an alarm would go off right oh my god wow your mom elon musk yeah so but well she didn't make it motherfucker still

though where did she find it but this is this is but this is me though i'm just in bed soaked in pee and the alarm's going and i'm just like dude that's hilarious still stealing your mom was like then she was just like, fuck it. Yeah, they say peeing in the bed like a lot is a sign of childhood trauma in some form. Yeah, they say that like,

it's a serial killers pee the bed a lot. Well, I peed the bed. I haven't killed anybody. No, no, no, I know. But they're saying like, there's three signs, there's three things

that if you do them all, there's a higher chance you're going to be a serial killer and one of them is bedwetting. Damn. Yeah. Say anything about Dunkaroos? Bedwetting, Dunkaroos,

and oh no. Being in the UFC. Neck tattoos. Yeah, neck tattoos is another one I hear. Well, dude, first of all, it's the mom.

What? Take, like, it's crazy. You take the mom out of someone's life, that's, that's how you create Jeffrey Dahmer. What? It's crazy. You take the mom out of someone's life, that's how you create Jeffrey Dahmer. Okay? You take the dad out of someone's life, they'll survive. You think?

Yeah. Statistics would beg the difference, especially in lower economy. I'm saying, though, I understand. But what I'm saying is those people still survive. Oh, they're not killers. I'm trying to say, LeBron James, he didn't know his dad. Yeah. You want to be LeBron James or Jeffrey Dahmer?

Yeah, you take the mom out. Yeah, Jeffrey Dahmer. They're both at the top of their – Both pretty famous. Top of their field. Both pretty limit. You get what I'm saying? Hey, but anyways, this Kaitlyn Clark thing, go back to it, Nick, this reporter.

Like he had just really – I didn't see this. Creepy interaction with her, and he just got suspended. Hold on, before you go to that, do you see the Jamal Hill? I was not playing with her. She was like, oh, can we just admit the only reason she's getting traction is because she's a white, straight female. Oh, yeah, I saw this.

Or because she's fucking good at basketball. Also, hey, bitch, we're finally paying attention to the WBA, and you're hating on this all of them like they can't do anything you know what though to that point you're making right now though how about this yeah what like you want to appeal to a lot of people right and so maybe there are a lot of people whether it's good or not, they want to relate to people that are like them. You mean 70% of North America?

Yeah. So, yes, it's like she checks a lot of boxes. Yeah, but the box she checks is the greatest score of all time in college. Right, right. No, no. They're totally discounting her skill. That's my point. They're totally discounting her skill and making it all about this other things. But, yeah, she's relatively good looking.

People do keep saying pretty privilege. No, that's not right. Not for her. I mean, she's regular looking. Again, in comparison to the other people. Man, there's some hot girls in WNBA. I don't think's regular looking. Again, in comparison to the other people. Man, there's some hot girls in WNBA. I don't think so, yeah. I think she looks like an average NBA player.

Yeah, I think she's like Larry Bird. You wouldn't say handsome. You wouldn't say. Oof, that's tough. Larry Bird? Larry Bird's pretty ugly. Larry Bird. Come on, man.

She's just like a woman. What I'm saying is like why even. He was kind of handsome back then. Well, just like a woman. What I'm saying is like, why even he was kind of handsome back then. Well, not handsome, bro. For the NBA. Nah, don't do that. If you went and looked at Larry Bird and be like, oh my God, he's a good player. My God, is he terrible looking? You just, you don't even think

about it. You know what I mean? Oh, that sucks. Yeah. People are mean. Yeah. I can't unsee that. She, people are mean. Yeah. I can't unsee that. No, she's not bad looking at all. I hate this because now that's all I'm going to see now. When I see her, I'm going to be like. They do this with her and so many.

They do this with her and so many people, though. Yeah. The one, the fashion designer. Whatever, she's fine looking. Jamel Hill is a race baiting. She's the worst. It's like, shut up. But wait, what were you going to say, though?

We were going to do something, and then you cut it off. Oh, we're going to watch this video of this reporter. I didn't see this. What is this, Nick? Yeah, it was just this reporter. I think he's just, I don't know. It sounded really creepy. She's pretty there.

He's trying to smash. Hi. What? He's a Colts reporter? No, i guess i have to just do the oh it's in indiana yo what's up with all that ass like that's what he has good today you want to play with me it was something like that hi caitlin uh greg doyle indie star okay i can't hear it real quick i can't hear it just read what. I can't hear it. Just read what he said. No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to hear the creep factor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The creep factor.

How many creeps? I mean, there's – You know what? I love the way you play. It's different than I love the way you play. You know what I mean? You've got to hear it. Hi.

Caitlin. Greg Doyle, Indy Star. She's pretty. Real quick. Let me do this. You like that? He's doing the self-par symbol. I do that at my family after every game, so it's pretty cool.

Start doing it to me, and we'll get along just fine. So, question is, can't have that. You can't do that. He didn't get fired, did he? He got suspended too. All right, that's fine. No, no, he got suspended from their games. He can't cover the Fever's games anymore.

I mean, like, you know what? As I hear that, the guy was trying to be funny. Yeah, yeah. He just was trying to be funny. You know, he was probably like, oh, whoops. And then he went like this. Anyway, then he went on to the basketball park. Yeah.

And then, of course, because of the internet. Yeah, he just fucking made a stupid mistake. And he probably thinks that, too. He did. Oh, he did? Yeah, his apology was like, I made a clunky and awkward joke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not that.

But the way they were reporting it, it was like, this guy was like, doing like this. Yeah, of course. Can you do the heart for me real quick? He was like, going like this. Yeah, of course. Can you do the heart for me real quick? He was like going like this. Hey, good game today. Who's me in my eye? Who's me in my eye? It's so shitty.

Let me see your feet. It's so shitty what the media does, dude. Oh, I know. I mean, look. I don't even know if it's the media, man, so much as it's like Twitter. I don't know if that's the media so much as like the media, this part of the media. The media. The social aspect of the media man so much as it's like twitter i don't know if that's the media so much as like the media this part of the media the media aspect of the media but the media media has gotten pretty loose as it should though because the media the media are are you can't forget that the people who run the media are are people they're people it's not you think about the media it's not the

media it's people in those organizations that do this. But now we know who they are too because they're here, they're here on the internet. Right, right, right. You know? You sort of person that like,

before it'd be like, here's a person that writes an article and you just see their name. Right. Now when you go to like, you could click on their name and it shows you their, you know,

the 17 followers that they have. Right. You know what I mean name And it shows you their You know The 17 followers That they have Right You know what I mean And you're like How are you influential Yeah That wasn't too bad

I think the pressure From the media A.K.A. Twitter Right Is why they're like Hey we gotta suspend you For two weeks Yeah

Well yeah Certainly if nobody heard it She does this every game Yeah She's like yeah do it to me He's a super fan He was also in the middle Yeah He was in the middle of Everyone trying to get past that He's like, yeah, do it to me. He's a super fan. He was also in the middle of, yeah,

he was in the middle of everyone trying to get past that. He's like, yeah, okay, I want to ask a question. He just made a stupid joke. Well,

I mean, part of it is like, there's an element of it is like, you know, there's no fun in the world anymore, really. They make you feel like that.

So it's like, I get the idea of like, be professional all the time. Right, right, right. That's what they want. Be professional all the time. Especially when you're doing your profession. Oh, come over to the UFC then because it is not professional. No,. Right, right, right. That's what they want. Be professional all the time. Especially when you're doing your profession. Oh, come over to the UFC then because it is not professional.

No, I know. No, it's the wild west. I know, but if they did press conferences at the UFC. They do. Like if there was a guy after your fight, you're after your fight, right? And then the guy's like, ha, Brendan, wow, you're really sweaty. I love that. You know, whatever, some shit like that.

Nothing would happen to him. Dana White hit his wife. What are you guys talking about? Not at a press conference, though, but that's different. I'm saying when you can hone in on the actual thing. Bro, they had a female – Kayla Harrison was fighting. This dude got on the mic, asked another dude, would you – how many – something like how many stones?

It's like some language barrier thing. He was like, how many stones, it's like some language barrier thing. He was like, how many stones would it take for you to fuck Kayla Harrison? Oh, yeah. And nothing happened. No. Yeah. No.

They do wild shit on them. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. Well, this. Imagine did that happen after like the Oscars or something. No, I know. What? You mean like if somebody got slapped or something?

No, no, no. I'm saying like. I'm just saying there's no, there's nothing anymore. There's nothing. But even with this, also whoever hired him, like figure it out because they're like, all right, we need someone to cover the Indiana WBA game. He's like, ooh. Like, all right, Greg.

Jesus, calm down. Yeah, go, Greg. You know? Figure it out. I guess I just don't – I don't know why it's not, you know, whoever he works for comes out and says ah he he messed up he said it was dumb because that'd be the rational thing we're gonna still use them that'd be the rational thing to do yeah that's what they should do they should be like oh he's harmless he's married with four kids

yeah her biggest fan yeah that was harmless right he's gonna be at the next game but instead he they think it's real pressure on twitter i mean if he went if he was going like this of course then that you know what i mean like that's yeah well you can't do that yeah he's Instead, they think it's real pressure on Twitter. I mean, if he was going like this. Of course. Then that, you know what I mean? Caitlyn, do it to me. Yeah, well, you can't do that. He's like, Caitlyn, you know what I mean? Do this.

I wish it was your asshole. Like, yeah, then he's fired. But that's intentional. That's not a mistake. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Whatever. Look, the girl's like, she's bringing in, I don't understand why they're going, well, I don't understand why they're going, well, like Jamila Hill, the connotation is like, well, why don't we like these black lesbian women? Why don't you want to watch them play basketball? That's the kind of thing there. You're just kind of like, bro, I don't even know. Are they lesbians?

I have no idea. A lot of them don't care. That's why she brought it up. And my thing to her is like, you know why. Hey, you know why. You know why. No, my thing is like, you know why. Yeah. Hey, you know why. You know why. No, my thing is like, this sport is not the same, okay? It has nothing to do with women or whatever. It's just like it doesn't look like the NBA.

It's super boring looking. But the thing is, you go, all right, this girl, she actually plays like the dudes play. Like Steph Curry. She plays like Steph Curry. Pulls up from half court and shit. Probably not. No, for real. Probably not.

She does it better than the guys that are trying to be like her. So she's bringing attention to the game in a way. She's bringing great attention. That's good. You know what I mean? She struggled a little bit so far. Like she's not. Because those are grown-ass women.

It takes a while. She's in the pros, but she's still balling. First of all, the fever, they've got the number one pick two years in a row. They're the worst team. That means they're garbage. All right. I know that. And they just lock her down.

But this girl got game, dude. Yeah. Game, game. Yeah, yeah. Cool. Dude, I watched. She got game. Good for her.

What are you talking about? My bitch ass tuned in. I was like, I got to see this. I owe you. Dude, I watched. She got game. What are you talking about? My bitch ass tuned in. I was like, I got to see this. I owe you. Who she has sex with? What does it matter? Good for her. I'll never watch it.

No, it's good for her, though. I'll never lay my eyes on a game. Yes, you will. Well, he won't even watch. But he's not sexist. He won't even watch NBA. I'm going to tell Kristen that that's what she wants for her birthday, is for you to go with her to it.

What an op, bro. Then your ass will be there. You're an op. Yeah. Chris in the front row. By the end of it, I'm like. For no reason, you're like this, Chris. Defense.

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21 plus age varies by jurisdiction void in ontario one no sweat bet per new customer issued as one bonus bet based on amount of initial losing bet bonus bets expire 168 hours after issue and cdkng.co slash mma for eligibilityering, and deposit restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. I love these. Yeah, those are so fun. Look, man, you know, it's like me. Oh, no, was it you?

Yeah, they're so funny. It was you or me. I love these. God, this made me laugh. No one told me the NBA was this lit. It was great. It was great. I mean, it is what it is, man.

It's like... But we all got to I mean, it is what it is, man. But we all got to stop pretending that it's something it's not. The media wants us to be like, it's the same as NBA. It's like, no, it's just different. And it's all good. But when you keep pushing it on us, you're making it worse. Nobody's equal. It's not the same as NBA.

Nobody's equal. Even in the NBA, they're not equal. That's what I'm saying. Nobody's equal. That's why you have all stars right right right that's where your first team first team nba means these people are better than all the other people so it's like nobody's they even do it in that even she knows it's terrible she's like god she went like this women um dude okay let's this is the segment we should do as for Chris and I

terrible movies that we watch on a plane well I've watched a few yeah oh yeah you were on a far trip what was the worst movie

you saw on an aircraft this uh this like past few weeks or whatever um probably Atlas dude or whatever. Probably Atlas.

Dude. Like Ben Affleck. Oh, J-Lo. Yeah. Bad? Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's made by AI.

It's a movie about AI. Yeah, it's a movie about AI, but it's like AI made it. Is there a similar plot? Is there a plot that you can relate to? It's just AI takes over, but they did it in a little bit of a different way. I'll give them that. It was like... Terminator 2?

No, it was like the AI were... It was like a race of AI people, and they started... They were smarter than humans, and they took it over. I know that sounds like other movies, but the way they went at it was a little different, but it was just... Just your description. I'm out. And I like J-Lo. You do?

J-Lo? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Oh, I actually asked this question. He's married to a Latina. J-Lo's like our North Star, man. I understand, but I asked this question. He's like, he's married to a Latina. Yeah. J-Lo's like our North Star, man. I understand. But I asked this question.

What the fuck? I asked this question on. She's famous for having a big ass. I know. It's like an onion. Make me want to cry. Her ass. You know about her ass more than her music.

Bam. Facts. You know. Jenny from the block, you stupid fuck. I'm not. All right. When are you guys done because i'll do you have any more you go ahead fire fire it all out you're so dumb i talked about

that's the one i appreciate the most roast i wish roast were like that um yeah that's stop writing all this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're fucking dumb. You're a fucking loser, dork. Dumb. Fuck you. Everybody's gay. Yeah, that'd be great, dude. It's just two minutes. I'm not gay! The guy's like, yeah, you want me fucking...

They start pushing each other. It's two minutes long. Yeah. Turns into a fight. What's your problem with J-Lo? I don't have a problem with her. Sounds like you have a problem. Well, no.

I asked this on my podcast. Congratulations to nobody because it's a solo podcast. But who actually likes J-Lo? You do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't know J-Lo. Yeah. You want to smash.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's different. No, I think she's talented, too. Really? Oh, my God. When you see... No one's seen Selena in here. Okay, that was I think she's talented, too. Really? Oh, my God. No one's seen Selena in here. Okay, that was so long ago. When Ben Affleck

opens the door to the car and she gets in and he goes like this. Oh, God. I was like, I was there. Me, too. I know exactly. Honestly, that door jailer should have got canceled for that. For him closing the door. Men should not be doing this. That's that door switch. Jailer should have got canceled for that. For him closing the door.

Men should not be doing this. What's she do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, Monster-in-Law, Made in Manhattan, enough? Come on, bro. Wedding planner? All the movies you just said were fucking horrible. Out of Sight was good.

That was good, but that had nothing to do with it. Dude, Anaconda with Ice Cube? I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. Anaconda don't want none unless do with it. Dude, Anaconda with Ice Cube? I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. Anaconda don't want money unless you got it. I would argue that J-Lo made every movie she was in worse. You're a piece of shit. Anaconda?

She made Anaconda worse. I think everything she was in, she made worse. Jesus, look at all these. I didn't even know she was in this many movies. Good for her. She was in She Made Worse. Jesus, look at all these. I didn't even know she was in this many movies.

Good for her. Well, my terrible movie I saw was Beekeeper with Jason Statham. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, that's terrible. I love Jason Statham. Me too. Okay. Jason Statham's great, and I think he's made this particular movie 75 times. He really has, yeah.

So he's like an old, retired, grizzled hitman. He's living on a farm with this really has, yeah. So he's like an old retired grizzled hitman. He's living on a farm with this really sweet black woman. Taking care of bees? And he's taking care of bees. I'm in. I'm in. But that's his thing. No, no, no. He's from an organization. That's the most ridiculous part about the movie to me. What, that he was taking care of the bees?

Dude, he's from an organization called the Beekeepers. And they're like a hive that protects the world. And also, he's a beekeeper. Dude, you don't need that part. But that's not the stupid part. To me, I was like, he's actually a beekeeper too?

Yeah, it was crazy. Spoiler alert. But this is okay because this is the start of the movie. So this old black woman, she gets scammed by some, you know, she gets scammed, like online scammers steal all her money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's on the computer and she looks and all her money's gone. And then she kills herself.

That's like the first scene. That's the first scene. Her daughter is a FBI agent. Hey, maybe call your daughter first. Maybe get her on the case. Yeah, maybe call your daughter. Hey, I think my money was stolen before you kill yourself. Yeah, you have some resources.

That was the dumbest. The writer of this movie is a lazy fuck. Wait, but hold on. So then Jason Statham's like, I got to get revenge. They stole $40 and then he kills him? That's exactly what happens. Yeah. What exactly happens is he's like, you know, that part of the movie is great.

He's beating up FBI agents. He's surrounded by 15 FBI agents. And he just, no gun. I don't know if he shot a gun in this movie. Oh, I don't remember. I saw it, but I don't remember. Yeah, but anyways, that was like, I didn't even finish it. The plane landed, but I already knew how it ended. It's weird who Hollywood

decides to make tough guys. You know he's fine. Well, he actually can. He does fight, though. He can fight. I mean, bro, fight. Okay, we know you can be a jay-z. Yeah, really. It's not like he can fight you. He's 5'6".

I understand. I understand. But he's still. What credentials does he have? What about that one guy you guys showed me in the video? He doesn't have credentials to be an actor, but he has trained, though. No, no. He was a thing before.

He was a. He was a male swimmer. Okay, that's a pretty athletic thing. But he's athletic for sure. I'm just saying it's weird who they decided to make tough guys. Hold up. At a young age when he was self-taught. Self-taught. Self he's athletic for sure. I'm just saying it's weird who they decided to make tough guys. Hold up. At a young age when he was self-taught. Self-taught is bullshit.

Me too. I'm just saying. Well, whatever. There's no way. How old is he? 56. I mean, come on. The guy can move.

Well, he was in his 40s in the movie they said even though we know he's 56 is he 56 wow I like him I'm just yeah I know

this is one thing about this movie it's because of what's going on in the world that I thought like oh this made this more plausible because normally

when it's like you know a leader is doing something illegal you kind of go nah but now it's like you know you got leader is doing something illegal. You kind of go, nah. But now it's like, you know, you got Hunter Biden's laptop. You got the Eric Trump and how the, you know, with the Ukraine and Russia.

So now you kind of go, oh, it gives him more credence. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? How ridiculous, too, for some reason, that hat he wore was so ridiculous. It was like a high black hat? It's like, why? Well, because he had to, like, hide himself. It's easy to be, like, he wore was so ridiculous. It was like a high black hat? It's like, why? Well, because he had to hide himself. It's easy to be a bald guy.

Yeah, I guess so. It was just funny the way it looked. He's not a hat guy. But anyway, the majority of the movie is him beating people up, and that part of it's great. It's fine, yeah. But it's the same kind of thing. It's just a waste of time.

Here's a guy. How many times have we seen this movie? It's a retired hitman. He gets pushed to the brink, and now he has to like, you know. It's just like one more job. Have you guys seen Roadhouse? No, not yet. I will.

Oh, I just saw it. I will. But let me ask you a question about a movie like that. Conor McGregor is so funny. Yeah, he's funny. But let me ask you a question about a movie like Roadhouse. I didn't see it. I don't know if it's good or bad.

Well, I mean, I do. But is it supposed to be bad? Do you think they're making it like... You know, like when you go to Fast and Furious, like seven, you're not going in. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're not going in being like, oh, this thing's doing an awesome. But does everybody a part of it know? Or is there like, does Vin Diesel like, time to make this fucking dope movie?

No, they know to check the box and it appeals to that family. I understand producers probably do. Well, he's a producer. Vin Diesel's like cashing checks. Yeah, I understand. He's almost a billionaire. He's probably going to be like, we can make another one? But does Vin Diesel actually have the thought, we're going to do it again?

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, that's crazy. Because him and his boys making money. That's crazy. Do you think they're doing something? It's crazy. No, I don't think they think they something? It's crazy. A thousand percent. No, I don't think they think they're putting out good content.

Not even good, but like. Who will be next? They do a podcast. Yeah. It's the Fast and the Furious podcast with Vin Diesel and whatever. Yeah. And they still make money. Yeah, a hundred percent.

Do you know how much money, you know who should make a podcast, and that's who did it about this, is Cat Williams and Terrence Howard. Bro, I co-signed, I think I like that tweet. Yeah, they needed to start a podcast. Did you see Terrence Howard on it? Cat Williams doesn Cat Williams and Terrence Howard. Bro, I co-signed. I think I like that tweet. Yeah. They need to start a podcast. Did you see Terrence Howard on it? Cat Williams doesn't need a Terrence Howard, though. Cat Williams is... No, no.

No, we can't have him ranting by himself. No, no, no, no. I was at this Netflix party, and I saw Cat Williams, and I asked him about it. I said, you should do a podcast, man. It would be huge.

He was like, I need to bounce off somebody. He needs that. Certain people have to have that. They got to have that. Not everybody's a fucking psycho. But the problem is, whoa.

No, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, all three of us do. I'm not saying Cat needs to be solo. Just not Terrence Howard. Yeah, he doesn't need Terrence Howard. That's why.

He basically is Terrence Howard. No, no, no. They would be, that would be like, I mean, I don't know. Just watching clips of Terrence Howard

I was like wow But 52 episodes 52 episodes Like once a week That's a lot That's what I'm saying That's a two part The same energy

They're both the same energy It's too crazy Yeah You need like somebody like It doesn't have to be The opposite of Cat Williams But I think you do opposite

You could But they're gonna let him play But just like Kind of narrate the thing Because when he's going all the way over here, let's bring it back over here. Who do you want to see more with? Sam Tripoli with Cat, or Sam Tripoli with Terrence Howard? Oh, Terrence Howard.

Sam Tripoli with anybody. I love listening. I feel like, between the two, I think Terrence Howard and Sam Tripoli would vibe. If we could only make that happen. I would listen to Sam Tripoli by himself. I love Sam Tripoli.

Well, you can. He does nine podcasts. Does he? I think he has eight. Wow. I'll do another one then. Yeah. Me and Chin.

Can you imagine? Call it rush hour. Speaking of Connor, videos came out. He's got a fight in six weeks, and he was out partying. He just grabbed this girl's titties out. Watch. Pushing his wife's head down. That's his wife.

Yeah. It is? That's his wife. That's his wife. That's D. I have such a problem with this. Why? Because he's having a good time?

No. No. I have a problem. His shirt's too unbuttoned? With the problem with this. Why? Because he's having a good time? No. No. I have a problem. His shirt's too unbuttoned? With the people filming this. This is so unfair. Before he's finished. He's filming.

He films himself too. He filmed it too though. But still, man. It still sucks, yeah. It sucks. It sucks. But there's nothing you can do about it. It sucks.

That sucks, man. Yeah, I know. Somebody like that, it's almost like you got to like. Party at your house. You know what I mean? Do what Diddy does. I know. Oh, my know. Somebody like that, it's almost like you got to like, you know. Party at your house. You know what I mean? Do what Diddy does. I know. Oh, my God.

Do what Diddy does. Did you guys talk about that last week? Because I wasn't here. Oh, about the fight video? Yeah, that's crazy. The fucking video of him. Of him beating her? Oh, no, we broke it down. I just.

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You should do it on your fight podcast. Yeah, I did. Fight recap. I feel like you could answer the bill. Here's the thing. One, Intercontinental Hotel, out of business. Yep. You think they should be?

They are already. They've been out of business. Oh, they are? Like 10 months ago, they went out of business. Oh, okay. Yeah, but... So my thing is this. Skeptical.

This is my question. Did he keep that video as a trophy? Right, yeah, I don't know. Like, that's psychotic. That's psychotic. That's crazy. Why is he keeping that? Because they have the only copy.

They have the only copy. If they got it from him, you're saying. If they got it from his head, yeah, that's nuts. To keep that as fucking nuts. That's fucking nuts. That's like serial killers keeping necklaces. Not even just that. You know what it is?

That's probably like, imagine this girl. Yeah. And that's what he's doing. He's just showing it. Like, she just comes in the living room and he's watching the video. Like, he's probably like, he was probably torturing her with that shit. Anyways. Probably jacking off to it.

No, my thing is this. That's been around for eight years? Yeah. Yeah. That video's been around for eight years. Yeah. I'm sorry is there a pack of that's some grimy shit that's the speaker that's why i'll get it off okay oh yeah it's making sense yeah that's some to me that's some grimy ass shit and here's the thing oh he's

a bad guy i think he still hasn't been arrested nothing and check this out the fact that they released that video it it kind of means to me that like... They don't have nothing? They got nothing. Because they went, look, he's a really bad guy. That's what I thought, the same thing. But check this out.

But listen to this. Check this out. Check this out. Cassie had to know that they had a video. Oh. That's why she sued them. No, no, no, no.

But check this out. This is what I don't like about this. This is what don't make no sense. The timeline is off. So she... They had this law now where you could bring back shit after the statute of limitations. So that's why all the lawsuits are coming from everybody.

People are coming, right? Two more girls came out on the plane. So she sues him, right? Mm-hmm. He knows it's true, right? Right, right, right. But here's the thing. That's why he settled.

Why not wait for the video? What I'm saying is she wasn't in charge of the video because you would wait. But she thought he was so powerful he'd never get caught. She's like, that video's not a C day of life. So that's what I'm saying. I know you have the video. Give me 300 mil. So this is what I'm – okay, follow me for a second here.

Okay. This don't make any sense to me. So she knows there's a video. Okay. So does she tell the investigators he has the video of him beating me? Well, you're assuming that she knows that there's a video, which she might. She does. But also, okay, fine.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Fine. You think that she left the room when he was like, he paid the hotel $50,000. I know that. So I'm sure she knew that. What I'm saying is- How do you know? Well, okay, this is my-

Because they were together for how many years after? That doesn that she knows let me just finish my point i don't understand like it did they find this video in the raid and who informed them of the video that's what i'm trying to say because if it was her who informed who if it was her then she could have got them whatever amount of money yeah yeah yeah of course of, yeah. Of course, of course, of course. You know what I'm saying? But I bet she was thinking that because remember, she sued over a year ago. She was probably thinking,

ah, he's too powerful. That video's never coming out. So give me, who knows how much she's selling for? You guys are not understanding my point. How did they? The raid. I know,

but was the raid for that video? do you know i know how do you know i know but that's my whole point because they wouldn't that's what i'm saying it's like she probably is like thinking now like fuck if i would have waited for sure she fucked up she would have got more money but the my thing with the rape you know from my understanding they can't raid a house based off that right it has to be a much bigger crime than that. Sure. Otherwise, you're not raiding two homes to find that video from a hotel. Well, the other dude.

There's other shits that supposedly come out. The drug mule guy? The white boy? He copped a deal. Of course. He's snitching. So maybe he's the one that snitches. Like, well, here's where he keeps all his shit.

Yeah, because the raids happen after that. But the raid happened at the same time is what I'm saying. So that's not even true either. That's true. So I'm saying it's like, it's so bizarre is my point. I think more is coming out though. The whole thing is bizarre to me. My two thoughts were, oh, they don't have shit

and they just want to make it, get everybody on their side. They embarrass them. So they're like, look, look how bad of a person he is. Or they're like, all right, check this. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Look at this piece of shit. Okay, but check this out. And then boom, more is coming.

If he kept the tape. Right, he got to have more tapes. There it is. Oh, yeah. Of him doing shit, of other people doing shit. Of course. So if they haven't released any other tapes, then they're waiting. They got something meaty and they're going to get them. That's what I think.

Or they got nothing. Or they have a bunch of Democrats out there. How do you raid two houses and then you have nothing? I guarantee you they have something. But that's assuming that the video even came from the raid. By the way. Right, right, right. You don't even know if it came from the raid.

No, yeah. Well, I think that. I think that. Look that up, Nick. I do believe that they've said that the FBI released this to see otherwise who would release it

they can't say unknown source yeah is it because who got that footage I don't know who has the footage it's so crazy

but you know they're assuming a lot of different things I'm not trying to assume anything that's what we do right on a podcast

I'm just saying but you can't say it like it's fact you don't know I don't know now we know that's my whole point I'm saying

that's what I'm saying the whole timeline is strange that what I'm saying. The whole timeline is strange. Yeah. What I'm saying is Cassie couldn't have been a part of having the tape because then she could have been blackmailing this dude forever. For everything. If she had that tape, we wouldn't even hear from her. No, no, no, no.

She'd be like, I need $10 million a month, bitch, for the rest of my life. We wouldn't even hear from her. But also that you- And releasing the tape. But did you see what else they found out with the raid? There's somebody in the LAPD working with Diddy they found out for years. Helping him out, hiding stuff. Candace Owens is coming out saying that he's a CIA informant.

Yeah, I heard that too. That's pretty wild. For what? Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. They were trying to get maced the whole time. Vibe face. We're going to call that vibe face.

They were trying to get maced the whole time. They were trying to get Mace the whole time. Vibe face. We're going to call that vibe face. They were trying to get Mace the whole time. They were trying to get Black Rob the whole time. You haven't seen Diddy with Obama? Or Black Rob. Notice Mason said shit. You know what they say about that? Whoa. What?

Mason said shit. I know. He's like, yeah, that shit's crazy, man. Oh, my God, like that puts so much money in your pocket. Like, what is he supposed to say? Come out now? Turn on him? I don't know.

I don't know, dude. It's just really strange. It's all definitely strange. There's a documentary coming out. Why did he? Look, that weird-ass apology. But that's just it. That apology was awful.

I mean, is there nobody on his team? Well, what do you do? What do you do at that point? You did that. You escaped to Russia. You suck. That's awful that you did that. You literally just go away.

There's a video of it. Yeah. Because he knows the videos. There's a video of it. Yeah. Because he knows the videos he has, and they got him. Dude, take your fucking plane and go to fucking Russia or Thailand. That's the other thing I was thinking about is that that guy's a flight risk. Yeah. So let's say, okay, let me just hypothetical. They got the video in the raid, and they found other stuff.

If he knows. Right, right, right. other stuff. If he knows, he'd leave. But his flights are grounded though because he's on flight risk. He got flight risk money. You don't think that he got a go bag and contacts and he just disappears? Yeah. He go to Jet Suite and hand somebody $100,000. You don't think that pilot's like, okay, what are we talking about? Right, right, right.

So what I'm saying is the fact that he hasn't done that or anything like that, it's like, I don't know. Yeah. He got some kind of protection or something. This shit's crazy, man. It is, especially with the offense to Obama. What else you got, Nick? Oh, my.

But wait, how come he can't go to jail for what is on the tape? Limited statute, which is so lame, three years. Three years? Three years. I wonder why. Unless you're Trump. There had to have been a reason that they did that. Okay, it's LA. No, no, no, man. I'm saying

no, no. There's always the other side of how people take advantage of laws or whatever. There must be a reason for that. There are certain things like murder and those kind of things. Right, but it's just odd. There's video of it.

Yeah, I agree. The law should change because before, if you didn't have proof, I think it's the kind of thing where it's like you don't have proof. We can't keep talking about this three years later. But if you have a video evidence, it should be like, oh, okay. There should be some exceptions. Retroactive. But that's what the laws haven't caught up to technology. That's what that is.

Right, right, right, right. Totally. But evidence is evidence, right? What's this? Just a funny local news clip. A guy was told by the city to remove his boat from his driveway because it was an eyesore oh this is great he had a creative this is great it's an ugly boat or something ordered by the city to put up a fence to hide his boat from public view

and his response was the very last time we didn't hear it oh that that's an ugly a seaside California man Was ordered by the city To put up a fence To hide his boat From public view So they made him Put up a boat

With a book of art Literally He had an artist friend Be a realist And a seaside California man Was ordered by the city To put up a fence To hide his boat

From public view And his response I need a fence To hide this boat What's up girl Am I right He had an artist friend Bro That's great of a boat on the sister's tall fence. His friend's the greatest artist of all time.

Instead of seeing a boat in the man's yard, you now see a mural of the boat on the fence in the man's yard. That's just... You know what? You gotta... Hey. You gotta hand it to that guy. You really gotta hand it to that guy.

And his friend. That's great. And I would just be like this. Coffee, rope, slippers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just waving at neighbors. Dude, that is fucking gangster. That's gangster.

That's hilarious. Yeah, go fuck yourself. I got to get on that level. I got to do stuff like that. Dude, that's so funny, man. You're so jealous. I'm jealous of that. I am jealous of that.

I don't really get jealous so much. That's a good fuck you. That're so jealous. I'm jealous of that. I am jealous of that. I don't really get jealous of much. That's a good fuck you. That's fucking awesome. While they're doing this, the neighbors... It can't be. It's the neighbor. It can't be. Or the neighbor's like...

What are they doing? Or the neighbor's like, Greg's finally come around, painting something really nice for us on there. Nah, then you start seeing the shape of it and you go sweetie get over here this guy is that what i it's a boat he drew a how how could he yeah that's i love that that's a good look at the good you still see the boat yeah in the back you still see the boat peeked out and then he drew the the leaves everything everything. Oh, that's funny. Why would you give a fuck if a boat was...

That's how people are, man. Yeah, neighbors. HOAs. But why would you care? If it's really ugly and it's sticking out in the neighborhood and you got to drive by, come on, bro. It looks like a normal boat, though. It's not like a piece of shit.

I can't see it, but... It looks like the boat the Unabomber hit in. Not the Unabomber, the kid who's blown a Boston Bomber. That's what it looks like. That's wild. What do you guys think about your neighbor not taking care of the grass? I hate it. Right?

So it's an eyesore. It doesn't really bother you personally, but it's... Oh, no, it does bother me. No, you, yeah, obviously. But I mean, it's not... It doesn't come over on your... Yeah, it's nothing... It depends on what the grass is doing

honestly if it's dead drives me nuts a water your shit take care of it ficuses like dude my shit's popping dude my shit is popping dude it doesn't have to be popping it has to be popping no your neighbor doesn't have to be popping yeah dude nah bro that's crazy you then then you pay for it no then you gotta move nah it's crazy bro Don't you have a gate Like you got your own shit Yeah but I gotta drive by you To get to my house Oh that's crazy

You gotta drive by everything We have standards You gotta drive by everything To get everywhere But it's my neighborhood Bro Dude this is what you sign up for It's not your house though

You're gonna be my neighbor This conversation reminds me Dems are the rules bro This reminds me of that Bobby What's that crazy chick podcast Oh Bobby Altaf She's talking to that black rapper and she's like you're a musician she's like hey i don't she's like i'm not musician what are we

talking about like i do magic or something like that it's like it is the it is the stupidest conversation it's so funny she's kind of falling off right like she got a divorce that bobby girl i don't man people come back around this is she this is so she's still making money but there's definitely public sentiment like yeah against her but why do you know that you're a musician but that's why i'm interviewing you today so i can get to know you so i'm a musician what the fuck that mean make magic or something what is a musician i think you're confusing me. Yeah, I'm not no musician. I make music. I make music.

That's not all I do. I make music. I act. I'm a TV star, too. Oh, yeah? What have you been in? Just really quick. I think you're confusing me. I'm not confusing nothing.

You don't know. You thought that all I was was a magician. That's what you said. See, that's what I think you think I am. I don't think, baby. I don't think. Whoa, that's what I think you think I am. I don't think, baby. I don't think. No, bitch. Does she realize how stupid she looks right now?

I didn't say magician, Suki. I said musician. And I think you are a musician. No, baby. I do music. So you, just really quick, could you say you don't think you're a musician? None of that. But then after that, you just said I do music. Yeah, I do music. So, in don't think you're a musician? I'm not none of that. But then after that, you just said, I do music.

Yeah, I do music. So in other words, you're a musician. No, I'm not. So this, the black lady is not joking? I think she has to be. She can't be that stupid. It's hilarious if she's not joking. It's really funny.

Yeah, Bobby girl's like tomato, tomato. Here's the thing about this kind of stuff. Let's say that she's trolling, right? It doesn't matter. Right, it doesn't. It doesn't matter because – People are like, idiot. Right.

So it's like you're not winning. You can't be like, I got you guys. Except for maybe it makes people listen to her music. It gets more of you. Maybe listen to her magic. But did you see Sage Steele? She was interviewing Dana – Is that a porn star?

ESPN. She got fired from there For not getting vaccinated But anyway So she has her own podcast now She had Yeah I'm not

That's serious So she had She had Dana White on You know Dana's pretty fucking famous And she goes Oh yeah She goes thank you so much For coming Joe Rogan

That was just a stupid slip up though Here's my thing Is it But Or Or Did she do it for clicks because she's such a professional like she was like the face of espn she's interviewed every big name she doesn't

fuck up dude remember this isn't she knows she knows it live she knows he's not joe rogan i i don't know you tell me she seemed pretty embarrassed i know what's joe rogan's dream what's joe rogan's dream oh shit joe rogan what's daniel yeah she's not that good of an actress to do that but you also could she just called me fucking joe rogan as i flew here from from vegas and she thought she was interviewing joe rogan yeah she's embarrassed she is but she i'm done obviously like someone no she called me howie mandel before i leave here it's a that's a wrap and then how he showed up which also is a little oh that is weird but hold on but she knows he knows how Randall's there That's why he said that

Oh yep But he knows But hold on She knows She doesn't have Joe Rogan on her show Right right right She just fucked up Yeah

And Dana White's in his feelings Because he thinks he's more famous Than he really is Well he doesn't seem too in his feelings No no no Listen If you're being interviewed You're there

She says that Like That's a hit to anybody's ego for a second It doesn't mean it has to be a big hit Listen, if you're being interviewed, you're there. She says that. That's a hit to anybody's ego for a second. It doesn't mean it has to be a big hit. But what I'm saying is in that moment, it's like, what? But I think Dana did a good job. I think Dana did a good job having fun with it. Right.

He was like, come on. That energy is the energy of what I'm saying. That energy is like, ah. I think they purposely thought. If somebody, I'm doing an interview. Somebody says, so how's Nick Kroll feel? And I go, what? And they go, oh, I mean Chris D'Elia. That doesn't bother me. I don't give a shit.

Because you're fucking a psychopath. Okay, all right. But you wouldn't stop the interview. You're the dauber of comedians. I would literally be like literally hold on for a second did you think I was Nick Kroll

or do you like what I'd be alright with it I get it I get it in the fight world you know what I'm saying I'm just saying that

look I'm not it's not an indictment on Dana White but I'm just saying it's a hit it's a hit man especially if it's somebody in the same

like you know you're going around. It's so weird. I know. Yeah, I don't know. But it's also not that big of a hit. Comedians are different. No, no, no.

You are different. No, no, no. I hate that you think the way you think. It's like everyone thinks like that. All right, all right. You're a different guy. So, okay, so a normal comedian. Yes, I feel like.

That's a compliment. I feel like if Cat Williams and then somebody said, you know, so Kevin Hart? Yeah. He went, what? Oh, okay. See, but they're on parallel levels. Like when he says Joe Rogan, if they confuse Joe Rogan, this guy, the most famous guy on earth, you're like, all right, he's a badass. Oh, yeah.

Nick Kroll, crushing it. Yeah, yeah. Now, if they were like, oh, insert someone who's not doing well. Right, right. You'd be like, hey, man, what the fuck? You'd be more offended. Oh, I see what you're saying. Hey, Nick from.

Yeah. You know, if someone made a bad comparison. No, no, Listen, listen. People call me Aaron Hernandez all the time. When you're someone like Dana White, okay, you're a pretty big deal. Yeah. All right? He's a big deal.

And for someone to just like not acknowledge that, it's kind of weird. Here's my thing. It's too weird to be offended. It's too weird. No, no, but this is like, okay, I'll give you an example of this. This would be like, I remember when at the height of Workaholics, I would get these meetings. I'd go to these producers and directors.

You get these meetings at studios, right? I always knew who the Workaholics fans were. Of course. And the ones that didn't know anything. Yeah, they call you Eddie Griffin. Right. Yeah, yeah. Exactly.

I walk in the room and they're like, Montez! Right, right, right. Oh, my God. But if they're like this, oh, Workaholics. Right, right, right. So what I'm saying is it's that kind of thing, man. Yeah, okay. So she like, for her, did you think that lady watches ufc probably not no she's in

sports and she goes like oh you know and you think of ufc who's the first person you think of when you think of ufc brendan chubb is that it for us nick i i probably if you think of ufc honestly i i think you're probably trying to say it's Joe Rogan. Yes. I would say Dana White, but that's... It's 1A or 1B. I'm a psychopath, like you said. No, no, no. No, you're right.

Wait, wait, wait. And that's what Dana White thinks, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's my whole point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, it's dicey territory when it's a black guy. That's a different game. Everyone is racist. Well, this guy's like, what's up, Reggie Miller's a black guy. That's a different game. Everyone is racist. Well, this guy's like, what's up, Reggie Miller? He's like, what the fuck? Samuel L. Jackson, dude. That's pretty stupid.

Oh, no, no. By the way, this is exactly on the same line. That's a Montez thing. No, no, no. This is the thing. Okay, I got it. Because Lawrence Fishburne. They're both too big.

I know, but it's like. Black actors. I know, but it's like... Black actors. I know, but you're like, that doesn't mean it's okay to... Like, the fact that this guy doesn't know is so dismissive. It's crazy. Samuel Jackson, one of the famous people ever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Let me see this one.

This guy passed away, by the way. Did you get a lot of reaction to that Super Bowl commercial? What Super Bowl commercial? Oh, you know what? My mistake. See, you're as crazy as the people on twitter hard that's my fault well i know that that was my fault on the state

you know what we don't all look alike the all black and famous you are you know that i am i i'm killed on i'm sorry i'm guilty thought you were Bob Dylan. Right. You're the entertainment reporter? I know. You're the entertainment reporter for this station? And you don't know the difference between us?

Sam Jackson is dealing with this very well. Oh, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. I thought Dana dealt with it better. I want to tell you something. He's probably simmering. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.

I know. And then good for this white guy to like... He's a legend, by the way. The white guy's a legend. I know, but he is living... Neither here nor there. Stop saying that, but yeah. He is living in his embarrassment, which I appreciate.

Yeah. But isn't it worse when white people confuse black people? Because there's a racist element over all the same. It's like, no, I just... They don't even look alike. I can't tell who's who rogan and dana white look alike they don't look alike well they look alike in the same way rogan and dana no no i disagree i disagree they don't look alike now and you're racist half of you that's racist dude what they don't look alike at all no i'm saying the way they look alike to that guy is the same way that Dana White did.

Yeah, because the guy's racist. Look at that. Look at that. Come on. That picture, yeah. Any picture, bro. You know? Brendan without a hat on, you guys probably look alike when he doesn't do his hair.

Yeah, that's wild. Well, she basically, she made a choice, too. That's the thing. What do you mean? She sat down, looked across, and said in her mind, oh, this is great. Joe Rogan's here. But she also could have been – that could have been her third show of the day. Totally.

This is the stuff people – And she's like, USC, Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan, how are you doing? Joe Rogan on the schedule. Well, then she gets a pass. I'll tell you now. No, he's not. No, Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan, how are you doing? Was Joe Rogan on the schedule? Well, then she gets a pass. I'll tell you now. No, he's not. No, he was not.

No, he wasn't. No, he's not. He wasn't. Right. If he was, she gets a pass. But she don't get a pass. I know. I get it.

What is he? I get it. I get it. Well, hold on. You don't look over here and go, hey, Bruce Lee. You know what I mean? No. You do.

You do. But what Brennan said, she might be using this for clicks because first of all when how he did it the first time right how he did it it was such a confusing thing dana walked off set saying like dana was mad and we never had any answers like he just walked off said go i'm not doing podcasts anymore who dana white he was on how he's podcast before and oh that happened yeah no one knew if it was real yeah about joe he said called him joe rogan yeah how he did no no how he explained was just doing a podcast with Dana White. Okay.

And Dana White was just frustrated. Dana White was on Howie's. I'm sick and tired of doing podcasts. I'm out. So he just bounced from Howie Mandel's podcast. Why? We don't know. We have no answers yet.

We have no idea. Dana leaves Howie's podcast upset. Yeah, yeah. And that became a huge thing. I got you. And then now Sage Steele does that. And then Howie's on Sage Steele's podcast with Dana. It has to be some stupid.

You know Howie owns a podcast network, right? You're vibing. You're vibing. I bet Sage is under it. Yeah. Dana and Howie are friends. You're vibing. And last week I told you I was wishing.

And sometimes when you wish upon a star, the star shows up. Dana White, you are an amazing guy. I can't thank you enough for being here. You and Ginger seem to be getting along. You are not only an amazing businessman, you are an inspiration. You are a philosopher. The way you do business, the way you conduct. Yeah, right?

You can tell. Something's going on. Friendships. Sure looks fake. And media is. No, no, just what he's doing. You can tell how he's doing. How he's acting is bad.

I love Howie. Thank you enough for being here. And thank you for all the kind words. I appreciate it. I am so fucking tired of doing podcasts. I'm literally done with them. I'm not doing any more podcasts. That's fake.

That's fake. This is terrible. Good for them, though. How many takes do you think? Hopefully one Look at Howie Look at that guy That guy's

They're all bad actors Yeah and they never showed That two shot Of him With the guy Like I don't even know If he was there Yeah

That's all fake Looks fake To me And the fact that Howie's On Sage Steele's podcast After she messed up The Rogan name thing Like it's

What is that? Whatever. I don't believe anything anymore. It's working. You know all these fun videos you see now? I don't believe anything now. I think everything's fake. It's no way to live, bro.

Everybody's trying to go viral. It's all fake. Yep. This was real. I love that you had this guy on there. You had him on the pod? Yeah. Wow. This was real. Big time. you had this guy on there. You had him on the pod? Yeah. Wow.

This was real. Big time. Big time. What was he like? Did you ask him about shitting his pants? Yeah, I did. It's on the podcast. I asked him about shitting his pants.

Let me see it. I don't know what this is here. Oh, they posted that. Out there getting after it. What? You think there would be flying cars? At this point, there would be what? If everybody was out there getting after it? There would be wizards be flying cars at this point there would be what everybody was out there getting after it would be wizards it would be wild it would be amazing no if everyone let's put it this way okay this since the 90s everyone decided

how do you think i'm actually jealous for yeah cancer be done cured i think the question isn't okay what if people were getting after it from 1990 to now? I think it's, hey, can we get people to get after it now? Where are we going to be in 2050 to make the world a better place? This is why he's a different mentality because I'm like, we should have done it. And he's like, but we can't. Yeah, right, right, right. By 2050, where do you see us?

I think, number one, people will be happier. And they'll feel better about what they're doing because I truly am a normal person. I wake up, I work out, I go on the train into work. I work in a cubicle all day, nine to five, try to do good things. I go home, I see a lot of good people, friends, family, people I've known for years. And there's just something really supportive about that.

I think if we can start to replicate that more and more, maybe life will still just be the same, but people will feel better about it. And I believe there will also be great things to come with. It's inventions. But even if you're just a person who's making a small impact on the people around you, it's still important. He's so different than me, though, you know?

Yeah. Hey, we're all different. Quick question. Did you have to... I'm just going to make the world such a huge... We're all different. He keeps going. It's great.

Question. Did you have to pay to fly him in? He was in LA. Oh, good. Yeah. Okay. He was in LA He keeps going? Yeah. Question. Did you have to pay to fly him in? He was in LA. Oh, good. Yeah. Oh, good. He was in LA. I was just curious.

Yeah. He was doing like a whole thing, I guess. A whole tour? I guess so, yeah. He did a bunch of stuff with people, yeah. There you go, Nick. I don't know Matt that well, but he seems like just the complete opposite of Matt as a person.

Like, Matt's very like low-key and like- Of Matt? Yeah. Just, this guy's all in your face and matt matt even like looking at him got it yes yes yes yeah matt was just like yeah right he's a very positive guy and it was so much positive positivity i wonder i wonder that's what i got that's fired up. Someone said toxic positivity.

Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. He was about getting after it and also being locked in. It was unbelievable. Were his answers all the same, though? That's kind of got to be right. I told him, I'm like, do the next Tony Robbins. Yeah, you should write a book. Is what?

Or his answer is kind of all the same. I mean, come on bro you gotta look you gotta go watch your podcast man no no i know it's uh he's all it's all about positivity yeah yeah yeah it's great it's wild i love it that looks like he's furious he left his manhole one time i was just like duh bro you cry a lot come on i was like you gotta cry a lot right like that's crazy what you're saying he He was like, I cried just like everybody else, dude. It's okay to cry. It was great.

You can read about it in my new book. He talks about failures and stuff. Oh, you guys want to hear a crazy story? Okay. Still going, Nick? We can hear it next week. Okay. Oh, let's hear it next week, dude. No, let's save it next week.

Yeah, dude. You don't want to blow our load. Because you'll be in Irvine. I'll be in Irvine. So come see me in Irvine tomorrow and the next day. And then I'll be in Des Moines and Green Bay. And then I got my Australia run. And then I'll be in Oxnard, California.

I don't know where I'll be. I think I'm in Greensboro. Chris, see you at Doc. Greensboro Comedy Zone, I think June 14th or something like that. I don't got a lot of dates because I've been doing acting. I'm going to be at Tribeca Film Festival. Okay. June 9th for this movie I was in.

It's called The Everything Pot. So if you're in the New York area, if you want to go to the premiere of the movie, it's June 9th in New York at the Tribeca Film Festival. Why is Jin laughing, man? I thought he said cunt. But he said cum. Wow. Love you guys.

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