The Golden Hour - Welcome to the Freak Off | The Golden Hour #98 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

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There's a lot of commercials for that now. Man escapes everywhere. No, no, I mean like even just like Gillette or whatever It's like a during the game or something And that's it's the guy and he has the razor and he's going like this, you know, and they're talking about it, you know? Cause bushes are- You're Nether regions. Yeah, bushes are cool,

but you also don't want to be like smooth, like a toddler. I want to be Lex Luthor down there. What's that mean? Bald as fuck. Oh, that's disgusting. And, and, and, I don't know, no, no joke. Let's just, not everything is a joke, okay? Like, would you watch Game of Thrones when they show them like-

When it doesn't work, that's what you do? Yeah, you just barely- You know what, guys, not everything's a joke. Yeah. Don't always have to be silly around that. I started it. Like in, like in- It's a good movie.

Like in House of Dragons or Game of Thrones, when they're giving blowjobs, think about the dudes bush back then Mm-hmm, and they're not taking showers just that yeah There's so much bush. It's just the tip. Yeah. Yeah, you have to push it down like hell. Yeah Yeah, dude, fuck I do you're right What what you're talking to the river? What you just saying? Hey, hey, it's like fighting a snake in the tall grass It's just you gotta snake in the tall grass.

It's just, you gotta fight through it. How much lube did he have, huh? Ha ha ha ha. I didn't see it. I saw you talking about it though. But at least they did something. Remember, we were like, what's gonna come of this? It's crazy.

So when they did those raids, they're saying that they found a lot of baby oil, a lot of lube. AK-47s? Guns with serial numbers, drugs. They found all this stuff then, and six months later, they now have got an indictment for him. Oh, they cookin'.

That's crazy. Well, they have to get all their ducks in a row. Yeah. Wow. But it makes sense, you got the lube, he's in the gay stuff. It's not illegal to have a their ducks in a row. Yeah. Wow. But it makes sense, you got the lube, he's in some of the gay stuff. What, it's not illegal to have a lot of you lube. AK-40, whoa.

Well you know why he has that, with the gun? Ha ha ha ha ha. Turn around. No they called it, no it's a weird term, he called it, oh my God, Nick, you gotta look it up, like he would make people, it was like a freak fest. It was something like that. Oh yeah, uh.

He had a name for it, it was like, huh? Freak Off. Freak Off. Right, right, right, right. was like a freak fest. It was something like that. Yeah, he had a name for it It was like, yeah, huh? Freak-off right right right. It was a freak. But what's freak-off include? Yeah, what does it? What does it mean? Obviously lube and baby oil But does it mean I have to like fuck Meek Mill and an IV because I don't want to go that freak off thousand bottles of lube They're big parties It's like well, I wonder if he's embarrassed by that. If they're like, they found AK-47, he's like, what about the lube? What if he's like, he's in court,

and they're like, we found guns, drugs. So he's like, whoa. Was he having these parties recently? No, I think it goes back years. A thousand, he still had a thousand bottles left? No, I think he's still goes back years. A thousand, but he still had a thousand bottles left. No, I think he's still, no, I think he's still having the parties. No, he's still having the party. I'm with you a thousand percent. Get rid of them. Yeah. So six months ago, they're going back years. Yeah. And he's still got a thousand bottles of lube. No, no. Maybe he had like a podcast and it was fun. No, he's still doing those parties currently. This isn't like

those... he's not getting arrested for having parties years ago. This is... the evidence is from all leading up to now even. Is it? Yeah, like those freak-offs, that's not like he was just doing that six years ago. So what's a freak-off? No, I think a lot of this is... Okay, hold on. His employees... So go down. It's not right there. So his employees allegedly helped facilitate the freak freak offs by arranging travel Booking hotel rooms where they would be take place and stocking rooms with supplies including drugs baby oil lubricants and extra linen What a what an ordeal combs also had his security staff Hold on his security staff carry weapons and the feds raiders home in Miami, LA. They found three AR-15s with scratched out serial numbers, other guns, ammunition, drum

magazines. Damn. You know what I think this is too? All of that stuff, like all this stuff that they just said right there, like the actual physical evidence, right? What's that? A year in jail? Two years in jail?

What? Tops? No, not if it's sex trafficking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. right what's that a year in jail two years what what what tops what no enough it's sex trafficking no no no no no no the physical evidence they have the lube what they're telling the drugs and I think that's why it took so long because they needed to have they had to count the bottles of lube they had to have 998 I think they had to have the people I think that's what it is to people this is just the tip of the people that came out Like yeah, I was at these parties. It's gonna start. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is because the house of cards because this stuff this evidence is like I don't think this is enough to like

This is just what they're telling us. There's a bunch of shit coming out He's a freak well, they have they have to release the grand jury. They have to release this. Right. This is why they waited. They have to release all this information. Yeah, I wonder how much time would get based off this. Well this is what I'm trying to say.

I think they had all this stuff. But I think they had the people now. I think they got the people. They got people saying like, yeah, he made me do this. And he like, you know. And then they well that's that's illegal Yeah, right, right, but I have a baby oil isn't illegal. That's what I'm making Under the head yet. Well, no, that's illegal. But also his lawyer they're gonna have all those hoes there I'm like, but you agreed to the freak job, right? She's like, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, okay shit. I'll member

No more questions. Yeah. Well, I mean, the only reason why they were able to even arrest him is they had to take all this, they had to take all this to the grand jury. They had to take it and they had to look through it and they said, okay, you can move forward with a case. Cause a lot of times they take all this stuff

and the grand jury goes. You need more. What? Yeah. How many bottles of, this is not illegal. Because a lot of times they take all this stuff and the grand jury goes you need more what yeah How many bottles it doesn't you know, this is not illegal. So the thing that's gonna screw him is the videos It depends what's in those videos Well, it's like gun to the head like yeah suck that dick dude, you know Yeah, the whole thing about like well, that's what's weird. Here's the deal though

There's video of him beating up cassie. Yeah, yeah that doesn't matter I know it doesn't matter but no it's hard to have sympathy for that because you saw him do it oh no there's no sympathy but if I'm saying so it's like like if you're in a jury yeah yeah exactly the judge gonna be like I know you saw that video on right right meeting her please forget you saw that like dude yeah but crazy yeah so if you're deity and you know something's coming down the pipeline, I'm sure you get a warning from his people. Like he had people in the LAPD working for him. If you have his money, wouldn't you just bounce?

Wouldn't you just take off? I know, but I think, well, but maybe there's still more to this. But imagine you come, this is what happened. They raided his home, so he came home, and he was like, oh, my lube is gone. Hold on, I'll be right back. They took all the lube. They took all the lube.

Oh! Oh! Wait a minute, Chris. Go get more lube. Wait, no, no, no. It wasn't this. It's like, no, no. Yeah.

It wasn't like he did this. It had to have been like this. Yeah, in my head, I was opening up a door to a whole room off Just Luke. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah. That space work was terrible. Please, please. Come on.

Please. Oh, it's gone. It's just a big bookcase that comes down like Batman. No, but I thought if you're gonna have a freak off, if you were gonna have a freak off, okay? The people that come, obviously they had to sign an NDA, right? Yeah.

You're not just having freak offs without. Yeah, but when the feds get involved, those NDAs go out the window. I guess so. They're like, we don't give a fuck what happened I don't know But I just was wondering why it took us sure right now just sweating bullets just Just wondering why it took so long. It was a long time

It was a long time you go why you rated two of his they rated two of his houses They met him at the airport talked to him arrested his boy Who'd since then has gotten a deal and then five months later from that time, you know, he's just been living his life. He didn't seem too stressed out. They show him like white water rafting. That's what I'm saying! I don't know, maybe they might cut a deal with him, who knows. Oh, he's gonna squeal like a pig.

Well, of course he will. The lube provider guy is like, I didn't do anything! He turns on that guy. He's going to start snitching real good. Oh, yeah. He'll make a song about it. If nothing happens, he can start selling lube. Oh, my god.

Right? But if he just comes out, he's like, ha. Oh, my god. Or his party's over? Does anyone show up to the freak off if he does it like 20, 25 freak off? Everyone's like, I'm good, dude. Maybe it's lit. The hoes would still be hoes, though. Yeah, the hoes would be like, dude, this could be even more lit. like, I'm good, dude. Maybe it's lit. The hoes would still be hoes though.

Yeah, the hoes would be like, dude, this could be even more lit. Yeah, I'll remember. Yeah, hoes didn't just start. It'll be BYOL though. Yeah, even in caveman days, I'm sure it was. They just by the lake. Yeah.

Yeah. He has to be so stressed though. Well, he had to be stressed from the moment. Yeah. OK. No, he's whitewater rafting. I know, but like, that's a good time. I know, but it's like, they need to change the laws about statute of limitations when there's like

actual evidence. I always say that doesn't make any sense to me. I get, well that's what I'm saying about the Cassie video beating Cassie. Yeah. It's like, what I'm saying with that kind of thing. It's like, what, what? After you, I get, I get that like, if it's your word against mine you can't keep talking about this forever no but what are we talking about so here they was whitewater rafting yeah I don't know that that's his agent be like dude I you just got to get out of the house go relate some steam off we signed up from Wyoming's and that's what that is he, what the fuck? Like, just try it out.

By the way, that's great footage. Like who's taking that video of him whitewater rafting? Dude, as soon as they booked that thing, the fucking TMZ was on it. That's crazy. Did he whitewater rafting? I'll watch that. Yeah, those you think they were just on the side of the cliff, just like with like a whole camera crew. Yeah Steven Soderbergh

Okay, we're gonna do it again I want to see who else is in that they get involved with the freak offs Yeah, they had to call they have to call everyone in that sucks Oh imagine you were in a jay-z and shit. Yeah, you went to a freak off 10 years ago and then you see the thing. I don't remember. Oh my God. Well, that's why a lot of them aren't talking. A lot of them are like, ooh shit.

I don't remember. He's brushing his shoulders off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Waa-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee He comes in like that. Yeah. There's also only three people on that boat. You can provide a lot more. What's going to be great is when all these guys are in a court and their real names are getting called, because they're not bringing up Jay-Z. Sean Carter.

Yeah. You find out all these rappers' stupid names. Meek Mill's like Bernard O'Neil. Exactly. Now call him Bernard O'Neil. Who's Now call him Bernard O'Neill. Who's that? He washed up, hey. Who's that?

Oh, wow. Robert Williams is hilarious for Meat Mill. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's like his side piece. It takes the whole thing away. That's his side piece, man. What? Oh.

You really think that? Oh, yeah. You ever seen the picture of him in the hot tub, like sit on his lap? No. Yeah, you gotta check it out. Really? It's worth a watch. Meat Mill? Oh, yeah. You ever seen the picture of him like in the hot tub? Like sit on his lap? No. Yeah, you gotta check it out. Really? It's worth a watch.

Meat mill? Oh yeah. He's all. You don't have a hot tub? Really? Yeah, but meat milling in there sitting on my lap. Really? Nah, man.

So they, they, they fuck, huh? That's not what we were saying. That would be silly. If they actually fucked, that's crazy. What's this? Is it crazy? Well, you know somebody's out there fucking. You know? I don't know if That's crazy. What's this? Is it crazy? Well, you know somebody's out there fucking. You know?

I don't know if it's crazy. I mean, it's like... Somebody's gay out there fucking, you know, these rappers, these rappers, some of these rappers are gay. That's all I'm saying. Who cares? No, no. Yeah. They do though.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, but they do it. It's they're like, you know, ha, let's see. All right. We're upset. Real name's Larry.

What? Chris? What? Chris? Sh Ball. Hershink Ball? Yeah, go ahead. That's a better name. Now, you're offset, man. Yeah, I don't know. Who's that? Yeah. What's her real name? Is it Young Ma? Yeah. Susan. Gertrude? What? The the the shitty thing is their real names are horrendous. Yeah, well that's why they have fake names. Little boozy. Can you zoom in, of course? 100% zoom in.

Torrance. Yeah, he's bird-eyed. Take a whole picture. DeQuant, oh, Rishomi Quant, didn't he just die? Yeah. DeQuantis, you mean there's no more DeQuantis Devante Lamar? That's sad. DDL? Yeah From what? You mean there's no more Dequantis Devante Lamar? That's sad.

DDL? What? DDL? How did he die? Was that a freak off? Drugs, right? That had a freak off. Whatever, but...

Medication or something? Alright, well, that's, you know, more to come on that I guess. We're not gonna see any more names? It's not that interesting to me, we know they're silly. Oh, okay. But we can't. Their names were even worse, it was like Deshawn. Yeah, you're like, okay, I can't let you

run with a poth sketch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. When's the last time you guys gone to Sizzler? Oh, dude. I've never been to Sizzler. See, you grew up with not a lot of money Yeah, right. So like same look like my mom was we were middle-class

Sizzler would be like the jam. Yeah, you know They was a big deal and you have to do it that you have to cook your own food, right? You know your steak out. No, no, no, no, no, you'd pick your word out They were your good sizzler is you would, you ordered like a fast food restaurant. You ordered first. But didn't you pick out the meat you wanted there? No? I thought Sizzler was the one where you're like,

I'll take that T-bone, they're like, cool, say less, and they grill it. No. Are you sure? Yeah. Even I know that, I've never been there. Yeah, Sizzler is like the fast food, but if you had like the salad bar, I just remember Sizz was chili chilies was always like yeah, but sizzler was like supposed to be a steakhouse. Yeah

Pizza was supposed to be a hut, you know Number one is actual hut everyone was like shaped like a hut Really? No, well red hot. We always ordered, we never went. Yeah, we went to a fucking Pizza Hut. That's poor, poor, poor shit. Who you actually go to the Pizza Hut. And you played Castlevania? The end of the arcade there?

I went to Round Table Pizza. Oh, that's right. Well, I used to go to Shakey's. That was the gym. Shakey's was good, yeah. She had birthday parties at Shakey's, which the Mojo potatoes. Yeah, I know.

And they had the bar. You can go get the chicken and Mojo's. I don't know. Pizza. But to mojo. I don't know pizza, but To me I if I'm gonna get pizza. I just get Domino's Really? Yeah, but what's you grew up on the East Coast though? You didn't have this shit. Well, we have dominoes I'm saying but but what were the off-brand? Oh Pudge brothers, no, yeah, we would just get you're just naming pornos Blackjacks and Pudge brothers Pudge brothers on fucking Freak Off

Pudge brothers Lou we we we only ordered Domino's or Pizza Hut, so I don't I don't know I guess Oh, wow, did you guys have Little Ceasars? There were Mom and Pop Shots we'd get from them. You lived on the East Coast and your parents ordered Domino's? Lazy. No, there were... Lazy. We were in a town in New Jersey and there were Mom and Pop Shops which we would get from,

but I don't remember what they're called. Oh, okay. Did you guys on the East Coast, was there Little Ceasars? Yeah. Was that... Yeah. I never liked Little Ceasars. Awful.

I never had Little Ceasars. The crazy bread was lit. I never had Little Ceasars. I was lit. I never had Little Caesar. I don't think I've ever had it. You know what? I must've had it somewhere along the line. I must've had it somewhere along the line. Who is the guy that goes, pizza, pizza.

That's Little Caesar. Is it? Pizza, pizza. Oh, I remember that. Pizza, pizza. Remember that? Crazy bread. Stop saying crazy bread, but.

Oh, speaking of. This is bread. I wish I had it right now. Dude. No, it's crazy. How it's crazy. Have you seen? Wow that does sound crazy. Did you start watching Monkey Love? No not yet. I was in the middle of already started something. It was the guy that did the Tiger King. Yeah so the lady didn't want to really be in this documentary because of how it looked. It's the lady who had the pet monkey that

attacked her, right, is that what it's about? No, no, no. Oh, okay, I don't know what it's about then. No, no, this is about- I know that story, she has no face, that lady has no face. I think they're talking about that, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, okay.

No, but this is like very much like Tiger King about these people that love monkeys. This lady- Monkey love also is a porno, by the way. This lady's 52 years old. Racist porno. It is racist, yeah. Super racist.

Why would it be racist? My uncle had it. Monkey. How do you know, how do you know that, see you're making it racist, cause y'all both think. Monkey like monkey. I didn't make it racist, he says racist, I said my uncle had it. You said it's racist. Let's take a little break, cause Chris,

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additional NFL plus premium terms at NFL comm slash terms this woman right here says on at nfl.com slash terms. This woman right here says on camera, imagine your mom says this, check this. Well look at her. Your mom says, I love these monkeys more than anything. More than my own children. That's what she said? Yes.

It's really, this is some sad shit going on. What's it on? It's on HBO. Hey this guy yesterday. Fuck off! That's crazy. There's a lot of choices, he's like just find it. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's crazy to say This guy yesterday. Fuck off! That's crazy. There's a lot of choices. He's like, just find it.

No, no, no, no, no. It's crazy to say. You've got to watch. When you use Apple TV, Apple TV puts everything. All right. It's still weird. No. But you know I'm right.

No, because it comes up and it goes pootong. It gives a fucking... Yeah, a bunch of options. It says go on Netflix, watch Monkey Love. I'm on Netflix. Where the fuck is this thing? You're gonna find it. I have Google, it's HBO Max.

I've pictured Chris breaking stuff When it's free on fucking bad in his whole family Wait Billy up You know what Eric did Billy? No, but this is like pretty crazy. Yeah, she has some orangutan tits though. He didn't even give you the right name It's called, she has some orangutan tits though. He didn't even give you the right name. It's called chimp crazy Big difference, dude, but the first episode Monkey loves in there first episode of Supernatural is called like, you know, you don't when what you know, whatever monkey love on Netflix is crazy

Look at this Chris puts is it HBO and not Netflix minutes later There goes whatever mofo shit is crazy Okay, well I'd have to be able to look it up and here I am on Netflix and it's impossible. So yeah So yeah say the right thing. So yeah, say the right thing, right? So here's the deal though. Monkey love is wrong and Netflix is wrong. I might as well just turn on MCIS. The first episode was called Monkey love and that's what I saw. I understand. Okay. So how many episodes are there? This is like I don't even know. So you just watched the whole thing and you're like I'm watching Monkey love. No, no, no, I only watched the first episode,

and it was called Monkey Love. Oh, OK. Thank you. That's a little better. Apologize. No, fuck off. Apologize. You fucked up hard.

Chris watched the new Planet of the Apes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I watched the one that didn't even have anything to do with all the other ones, the one by what's his name. What the fuck's that guy? Tim Burton. Tim Burton, yeah.

No, but this the guy that's doing so so well but what's that is that is like Tiger King where they're fucking it's the same guy no no same documentarian yes but who's the woman oh she's the same guy holy shit the dark kings it no I'm talking about the you need a translator from English to English Documentarian, okay. Yes. Okay. So monkey love same guy from Tiger King. So hold on. Okay So and and so can you sum it up? Wow, it's hard as fuck dude. That's something I'd watch I gotta be honest Well, what's crazy though is like this lady right here is not even the main low really that is like that was taking care of

These chips for all life. She doesn't really want she never really wanted to be on camera. Okay. And then this lady like met her and started fell in love with the chimps. Okay. So what's the problem though? What's the problem? Oh, there are there are there living in like captivity and like so like people getting sucked off and stuff no no no no no monkeys do One guy got his nose bit off and then that monkey's doing monkey shit, but then that chimp mysteriously disappeared died You know the protection witness protection. He's in Russia Or they beat him up He's in Alaska just what's fascinating about this

What do they beat the monkey up? He's in Alaska just... What's fascinating about this series? Thank you Monkey Love, first episode, thank you Nick. Freezing his ass off. What's fascinating about this is how crazy they talk about these chimps, like the way the people, and it's more than like, there's like, and it was like a whistleblower lady who like...

That was a monkey too. No, because... That was a monkey. It was a blog. So what happened was they had this thing called Chimp parties on the computer. They had Chimp parties. So they would take the monkeys to like, they had free clubs.

Free clubs? No. I'm done with you. Just dayanon. What else you got, Nick? Dayanon. Oh, dayanon. Dayanon.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, turn around back, turn around. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ass. Nose in the butt, you know. They don't have noses, right? I don't know, but they love it. It's just nostrils. They smell though, that's for sure, and I love it. No, but the lady got her face ripped off,

she was like engaged with like a relationship. Like the monkey was in a robe. She'd give him wine. Yeah, that was. And like, like fucking Avril. When you see these. Yeah, he's slept in her bed, dude. And then she brought over a friend.

He's like, what the fuck? A ticking time bomb. When you see these monkeys though, it's crazy. Like they're putting pants on and they're like. Hell yeah, dude. She threw in like a Gatorade bottle. Yeah. And they did get the bottles and they're like. I can't wait to watch, dude. Oh, I'm in.atorade bottle. Yeah, and they get the bottles

I can't wait to watch to oh, I'm in throw it back and said powerade. I said it was powerade actually Powerade, but it's just and then they she was like, oh yeah They love a chicken McNugget meals bring McDonald's bags and just put the stuff inside and they're just like they're holding the shit So are we supposed to feel sorry for the monkeys sounds like it's lit No, because they're like so Peter gets involved Haters them haters because of the conditions of the month So the ones that weren't going to the the parties were like stuck in cages all day So the whistleblower lady is like what she's in when they call the authority

But ma'am But ma'am, uh, can you quiet down and just kind of speak normal? She's like, Oh, my bad. I'm speaking for her. But if I'm peeing, I'm like, let me get this straight. So the lady's taking care of these monkeys, feeding them a McNuggets, Powerade and jacking them off. And let them fuck me. Yeah.

And jacking them off. What's the problem you're calling about? Hey man, you gotta, you gotta watch. You're telling me these monkeys McDonald's getting pussy and in real quick you want to send them back to the jungle where they're fending from themselves ruin everything dude Peter's like alright we'll let it slide yeah yeah we're on our way click I really don't see the problem just how I'm getting pussy sounds like we should send more monkeys. How emotional the lady is.

I wanna go, dress me up. I would not be surprised. He's out there with his fucking, oh, oh, oh. He gets fucked by the guy. No! Voted, monkey turns up. No, not the fucking gay, oh no, I wanted the chick. I'll watch it.

This restaurant, which is honestly my favorite restaurant. I've seen this before. Someone emailed someone around here. So it says, a few episodes back, you guys discussed interesting Korean words for you. Oh yeah, we did do that. I recently dropped by a local cafe and wanted Eric and Chin to help me with the pronunciation since I'm not black or Asian. I don't think I'm allowed to say it. Let me know what you guys think.

I already know what it is. You do? Yeah. Bic-nah. Yeah, exactly. Bic-nah. Bic-nah. What does that mean?

Because that's not what we see. I don't know what it means, but I don't know. I mean, we know what we see. And Bic-nah means weak black person? Not a bitch. And Bich-Nah means weak black person? Not a bitch. And Chris goes viral again. Chin, how do you not know what that means? He does.

He says it. No, no. I don't know what it means, but I don't know how to pronounce it. Because I'm always around all my Vietnamese. That's all you. Yeah. Oh, that's not Vietnamese. So it's Vietnamese.

That's Vietnamese. OK. Oh, that's not Vietnamese. So it's Vietnamese. That's Vietnamese, okay. But this is like, that's one thing. But this is like those faux restaurant names. We can just Google it right now. I mean, that's hilarious. Like faux shell and all those kind of restaurants. Right, right, right.

You know what I mean? Yeah, but I feel like they don't know, though. I think no. They gotta know. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, they know. I don't think so.

Yes. Well, depending on what it means. They're laughing. They're in there like, ha ha ha. The know. I don't think so. Yes. Well, depending on what it means. They're laughing. They're in there like, ha ha ha. The dude's put up the sign like. No, it literally stands for what we think. No, no, it says. Is it Vietnamese?

It says, yeah, it's Vietnamese. So it's gemstone or jade. That's what the Bic means. That's how you put it on your license plate. The nah, I don't know. You Google image it, it shows up. Like if that was on your license plate, you would know exactly what you were trying to say.

Oh. Yes. You know what I mean? Hey, Bic nah. Like if that was on your license plate, you would know exactly what you were trying to say. Oh You know pick nah Jade I wonder if the DMV I'll let you get away with that. Yeah But what if it's funny if you were maybe if you're a Vietnamese. Yeah, you know, it's How do we feel about customized plates, I don't like them. Too much effort. I just don't like them. I hate when you have to go like this too. This is usually how it goes.

You either go, then you go, oh. It takes a while, yeah. If it's that, what do you have that for? I don't like it. You know what's weird about living in Santa Clarita? So I have to go, there's something wrong with the mailbox, so I have to go to the post office and get my mail. Oh, that's annoying.

It's super annoying, but anyways. We're in the 1940s? I know, but at the post office in Santa Clarita, it's all ghetto white women, as opposed to like, oh, where you going? It's like the same, it's actually, it's like a mirror image of like, But white?

Yeah, it's black in LA, and it's actually, it's like a mirror image of like, what, yeah. It's black in LA, and then it's white, and it's so funny to see like, all the same kind of shit. What's that movie with John Travolta? John Travolta and Harry Belafonte. There's a movie where the races, where they did, made a movie where the races were switched. It was like a take on-

White Man's Bird. That's what it's called. Ooh, Nick got that quick. That was a real movie that was It says a white factory worker who kidnaps a black factory worker Well, it's funny how they kind of look the same But in this movie it was supposed to be like white man were black men But in this movie it was supposed to be like white man or black men

In the it's it's like a that was the original. What's the one that guy won an Oscar for what? trading guy oh No get out get out. Yeah, no, but that's not what that is He likes posters like that. Oh,. Who does? This is Face Off. Yeah. Face Off was. Santa Clarita, you got a lot of biker gangs up there. Face Off was terrible and great at the same time. Face Off fantastic. Face Off, one of those movies that's just fun to watch. Oh, he's got another one. Who's he? John Travolta. Oh yeah. That's what they did back in the day, right? I mean, they still do it. In the 90s. This guy loves John Travolta, huh? Me? No, this director. Is it the same director? No.

It's the third John Travolta. Same guy that made Tiger King and Monkey Love. Oh, it's just John Travolta movies. Oh, got it. I thought it was the same director. I was like, cause it's the same poster. It's like, what the fuck? Maybe John Travolta is like, I can only be in a movie if this guy does the poster. Yeah. And yeah. And I want half my face on it when's the last time you saw a face off a while ago every six months it's not I was just about to say just go let me check face off but I like the beginning what are you watching that you just watch is a live TV if it's on there I watch you watching TNT. He just watches live TV. He's got like, how? If it's on there, I watch. You watching TNT?

I watch Shawshank Redemption once a week. I love Shawshank. Wow. It's on there. Shawshank Redemption is probably top five guy movie. It's great. Right? Human being movie.

Yeah. It's for everybody. It is for everybody. Only movie with no change, right? I think guys really gravitate towards Shawshank. Stephen King wrote it. It's like Godfather, Shawshank. No women wrote it. It's like Godfather Shawshank. No women in that movie, huh?

No, just the poster. And the only woman he kills. And then the lady there. And the sisters. The three guys you. Oh yeah, the sisters. The boys. I don't remember it at all.

I'd like to say the boys. Nah, it's great though. Hey, hey, you gotta get busy living. Or get busy dying. Nah, all right. Give it to me. Nah. Shout out to Red.

What's your guy? Shout out to Bricks. I think it's like, I think it goes like, let me just say my list. I think it goes, Gladiator. You see me so stupid. Gladiator, 300, Shawshank, Godfather. There's one, there's two good ones in there. Shawshank and Godfather.

Fight Club. Terrible. No, not boring, that's an interesting movie. Oh my God, you didn't like Fight Club? It's boring. Mine would be like Commando. Oh, if you're gonna go back in time, I like it. Full Metal Jackets, fantastic. You're talking about Die Hard would be up there.

100%. No, but I think- So you don't like any guy movies? I don't like it. I'm saying like, there are certain movies that like- Braveheart, guys, yeah, yeah, there's movies. Got it, yeah, I get it. I get what you're saying.

You know what I mean, Braveheart's number five. I'm gonna go ahead and say then that I don't, I guess I don't like guy movies like that. Yeah, I was gonna say, you don't. Godfather's great, you know? Joy. Goodfellas is great. No.

That wasn't a good one though. Scarface is one of those. There's too many good ones. Scarface is one of those. Goodfellas. Full Metal That wasn't a good one though. Scarface is one of those. Full Metal Jacket is one of those. Goodfellas big time. Caddyshack? Is that a guy movie? Yeah, kinda. It's comedy. It's a great movie.

Rocky. Yeah, totally. I get it. Okay. Even Rocky has like an appeal. They won an Oscar. I don't count Rocky.comedy. Well, whatever. I'm talking about those kind of movies. RoboCop, Commander, Big Trouble Little China. RoboCop is the shit, dude.

RoboCop is top notch, yeah. A RoboCop, Total Recall, dude, I love those movies. Total Recall, Three Tits, Sharon Stone, Jack Off Material, dude. Actually, all right, well, that's very crass, dude. Sorry. Yeah, I loved those like 80s. Actually, all right, well, that's very crass, dude. Sorry. Yeah, I loved those like 80s. Yeah, dude.

I loved all that. Running Man? Like I really appreciated all of Arnold's sports and games. They're redoing Running Man. Even the shitty ones. Arnold don't miss back in the day. Yeah, the thing is, what I loved about it is we just decided that, yeah, this dude was a US agent

with that stupid accent. Name Jack. And we just went, OK. Yeah. We just was like, there was a US agent that stupid accident. named Jack. yeah and we just went okay yeah we just was like there was a certain point where they were like yeah you don't gotta learn right you know I mean they were like yeah you don't gotta work on an accident they probably tried he probably tried they were like yeah he was a American Marine going come on do it yeah Commando is one of my favorites man man best of all commando is so stupid Like listen, I love it though the bad guy with a fishnet on he's running from bad guys There are 50 of them shooting semi-automatic weapons at him and he's just got a slingshot

He's just like, you know No, no one ever had a minute or or when he's on the plane with that guy He's supposed to be like his handler and he kills him on the plane and nobody notices and then the stewards come by just he's dead tired yeah oh wow yeah please don't disturb him for the rest of the fight dead time that was great oh yeah we had eight hours he was like I always love when they did Chris they always do this in the movies let's say the bad guy says to you like you have 12 hours or your sister's dead right so straight guy the guy he always has a watch and it's always ready.

That's funny. You know what I mean? It's always like, hold on, how much time do I have? And it's ready to go like, how did you get a set to 12? That's funny. Yeah, cause I'd be like, god. So quick. Damn, 12 hours.

So crazy. That's what he did in that movie. Let me see this, Nick. You too. My shit would have been like, we have your wife, you have 12 hours to get her. And I would be like, my wife lost my watch like a week ago. I have no idea where it is. You'd have to ask her.

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Oh, you did? I haven't seen it though. I did, yeah. It's so funny. Let me see it. So what is this, Nick? It's just a baseball game and these two announcers. It sounds like banter at first, but at the end you can tell.

They don't like each other? No, they just are like, there's like a... Don't ruin it for me. No, I won't. There's something brewing in the relationship. There's animosity and it finally came out on air. Let me see this. ...pocketed on the bus this morning to the field, but as I was driving here, I was thinking it'd be great to get a place that's close.

You could walk back and forth. I know you mentioned Don Zimmer living out the apartments out in center field. But I just had a lot of time to think on the team bus today because it was just very quiet. So you'd rather me be chatty. I wasn't feeling great. I haven't seen you in a long time, right?

You don't work road trips anymore when I'm on the road. So I thought we would catch up, but it quickly was evident that you weren't in the mood. So I gathered my thoughts about how it would be nice to live close to Wrigley, walk back and forth to the park. Interesting narrative that you're putting together. Cause I've been told by executives that you prefer to work with Ruko.

That's why you two guys are matched up all the roast. I Just what I heard I don't know Just put it together that the road trips you don't want to go on that I end up working with Ryan Ruko because we're willing to work the games on the road ground ball Dude I just they keep going my schedule I go where I'm told He's on fly ball to center No, I just want to make sure that you're okay. I was a little worried about you.

I think you were worried about me. That guy's so condescending. Well, it's that voice. Yeah, yeah. Hope you had a great day not talking to me. Yeah. That's fucking stupid. But apparently you have a lot to say now, huh?

But before I was on the bus trying to talk to you and you wouldn't shut the fuck out about it. Yeah, that sucks. They don't like each other. No, but they've been working a long time. That's not the time to have that conversation. Oh yeah? Oh really bro? Like if I'm their boss I'm bringing them in. Yeah you guys sit down. No on the airpiece hey shut the fuck up talk about the game you old fucks. But also the one when he was like oh that that's news to me because it came to my attention that you decided not to work with me on the road. That's the fucking issue.

Yeah. The executives told me you'd rather work with the other guy. Home run in center field. Well that guy, that guy was like goading him. Yeah, yeah. There is a possibility that these guys are joking. There is a possibility. Oh no, no, no, no.

If you listen to it again. No, I disagree. I broke this down like last week or two weeks ago. That was your take. No, no, no. Slam behind the wall. No, no, no. I broke this down like last week or that was your take No, no, no, no, no, no, I broke this down I made fun of it and then I listened to it again actually this morning and I was like, oh they might be joking No, but even if they're joking it could be a kind of joking thing where it's like, yeah joking but it's like yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that cuz also hey. I understand that. No, because they're also given references that nobody would know, except it's like inside baseball. Where it's like, weird, because you went to the producer,

Dave, and told me you don't want to work with me. That's a fair point. That line really seemed like. That's a fair point. That's what's interesting to me. You want to live close to the fucking park. Exactly what he said. You work with me.

Yeah, that's a fair point, yeah. When to work there, people. They submit a schedule to us. They said they could do the elevator in six weeks. So all we're trying to hold them to is meeting their deadline. As far as working, doing elevator repairs six, seven, eight o'clock at night, I don't see that as being a typical process nor is it a typical process. I want to thank you both.

Thank you. All right, it's back to you Jim. Don't let her go now. I want to thank you both. Thank you. All right. It's back to you Jim. Don't let her go away. Does she have a response to that? Is she still there? What's that?

Did the lady just leave? I guess they have taken a shit on the right. I should have kept that discussion. She's back if you want her. Yes. What would you like to know? I'd like to know a response to what the gentleman said. The gentleman's a very effective spokesperson for the company, but obviously the people

who live there are not satisfied with his explanation. Right. So what do you want now? Oh! Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Ali, I'll do that later. Why don't you do that later, Jim? I think the lady expressed herself, and you're not here, you're there. Is there any question you'd like me to ask her?

No, I'll give you lessons on how to become a reporter I'll give you some lessons on how to be an editor because I was your boss once yeah you were and are no longer how did that happen what'd he say then? just like tossed it to some other lady he's like yeah you were now you're out there in the field aren't you stupid bitch. He's like, ground ball the shorts up. Dude, that is uh, uh, I've seen that before and that's true, actually heartbreaking. You were and no longer have that happen. Alright, have a good day. Dude, I love these.

Do we have more? That is, uh, that is. Nothing's better when homeboy goes, I do it live. Fuck it. I do it live. Oh, dude, let's watch that. I do it live. Dude, that one is fantastic that's

tomorrow and that is it for us today he's not having okay I don't know what whatever it is it's not right on I'm on his side I don't know what that is I've never seen that I'm on his side okay but now I can't read it there's no there's no words on here we go okay you get him he's. There's no words on it. Here we go. Nah. You get him. He's all... There's no words there to play us out.

What does that mean? To play us out? And this was live on air? No. No. This thing is going to do... It's a video. So released it after the fact.

We'll do it live. Fuck it. For credits. I don't know what that means to play us out. What does that mean? Yep. I agree with him. To end the mean? Yep. I agree with them All right, go go

That's tomorrow and that is that He's not to pop tomorrow and that is it for us today and we will leave you with a I can't do it we'll do it live we'll do it live fuck it do it live I can write it and we'll do it live fucking thing sucks yeah dude and let it out he's trying to be cool still that's tomorrow and that is it for us today. I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and a cut off his new album. Take it away. Awesome. What a pro. Fuck it. Fuck you. Know my favorite part was? Is that he tried to get up but he was connected to the chair. What's this? Go back? The chair with that with that with the what's this go back they could take away from the

storm off the Stewie one if you go back come back and get your keys we typed in Bill O'Reilly like if I'm sick of you guys right now like fuck it fuck yeah yeah come back to my phone you know what's even funnier than this is when what's his name the went crazy the the actor, Batman actor. Oh. The Christian Bale. The guy crossed the scene? Oh no, no. No, you've never seen this?

No. It's not a visual thing, it's an audio thing, but oh my God, it's so funny. Oh, what's this? They have the video now. They do? No, this is fake. Oh.

This is fake. But the audio's real. Yes, the audio's real. Yes, the audio is real And Christian Bale's in Terminator. Yeah in the Terminator salvation fucking dork Wait, who's the dork here? Cuz you had the name right? Yeah, you're the door. He's in it And so is fucking Sam the other guy you got dorks Watching it ruins it. Yeah watching it ruins it when do you start popping off the fucking set you prick oh well no

don't just be sorry think for one fucking second that the fuck are you doing doodoo are you professional or not do I fucking walk around and rip that no shut the fuck up yeah I'm not like no no I'm on this don't shut me up am I gonna walk around and rip down, no, shut the fuck up, please, do I what, no, no, don't shut me up. Am I gonna walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene?

Then why the fuck are you walking right through? Ah da da da da like this in the background, what the fuck is it with you? He was having a bad day. Also, is it McG who he's talking to? Whoever he's talking to is being a bitch Like hey, all right, buddy. Come over here. Relax. Come here, you know, get him out. Yeah, like what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Well, okay. I could see how you're saying Christian. Yes. Yes, like the guy's fuck him

So we're not gonna be able to play it anyway, yeah No, but it's not Patreon though. I said, I said, well wait. Yeah, yeah, well wait. Dork. No, I'm not a dork, dude. I'm the one who knew about Terminator Salvation. Hahahaha. That's one of those series that you just let go, huh?

I'll tell you man, the first... Like, Leprechaun, like let it go. I mean, Leprechaun, was it ever good? But Terminator 1 and 2 were fantastic. 3 was even fine, but like, man, once they start, it's just so bad. Oh yeah, it just got really bad. I mean, just so bad.

You can't continue to keep doing that. Just keep, just make the prequel. I always say this, just make the fucking prequel. Yeah, well you know what's good, like Terminator 2 is one of those movies that to me still holds up. Like if it came on, you could be like, oh, it's still good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

it's a great movie, yeah. What about Korean movies? Oh, dude, I saw Long Legs, I saw Long still good. Yeah, yeah, it's a great movie, yeah. What about Korean movies? Oh, dude. I saw Long Legs. I saw Long Legs. You saw Long Legs? Of course you loved it. Fucking terrible, right?

You loved it. Whoa, what's this? What the fuck? Is that Shaq? That's Shaq sitting in his new girlfriend. He likes them tiny, he likes spinners. Everyone's tiny. No, no, they're not that fucking tiny.

That size is my eight-year-old. I'm with him on this. This is like, there's normal women. This is like you went to the Shire. His ex-wife is normal, but he dated hoops.ops shoes hot no one of his ex-wives was still little compared to him But like this is crazy. Yeah, but she's 411 no I would look like that next to her like he's gonna kill her like he'll be on top one time and forget She has a small peepee though. Well, that's why you get you know, who's they it's all relative the hoes Chris

Who's that? That's a hoops. She was on flavor of love. I didn't know Shaq dated her I did see that season and she was hot Thanks for confirming that I watched it years. Oh, I loved it all. I never watched and you're waiting to Marry that guy. I never watched it. One girl got drunk and shit on the floor Yeah, he has to be top 10 ugliest human beings of all time Nah, bro, come on. There's some ugly motherfuckers dude. He's up, but there's some ugly boring motherfuckers. Oh, yeah for famous people I think he's up top top top 10

Yeah, he's pretty I didn't I didn't feel in a while. I haven't seen him in a while You know, it's you know, it's better than flavor love rock a while. I haven't seen him in a while. You know what's better than flavor love? Rock-a-love. What's that, the rock is on it? No, that would be awesome. Such a dork. Bret Michaels. I pick you!

Bret Michaels. Oh right, right, right. Just hoes. Wait, wait, hold on a second. He was sleeping with all of them. Can you do your rock impression again? I pick you! You are the people's hoes.

No, he's Native American. You sound like somebody underneath a rock. You're the people's hoes No, he's Native American you sound like somebody underneath a rock. You're the people's hoes That's the worst. It's Native American. I wouldn't even if you did that Oh, you're a hoe you would have to say that right you oh Hey, here's a question. Could they do like rock of love or flavor of love today? Cuz it was wild. They were just oh, I think I'm do some wild shit. I don't know Yeah, like who like I today's competition who sucks the best dick. Oh, they're that they do wild shit They were able to sleep with all of them. All right today's competition is who can suck the best dick. Do you smell?

Man, he's getting his dick suck like this You can only do one eyebrow? Oh, it feels so good! Oh, there it is! Oh, it feels good! I'm gonna bust! Oh, I'm all over, all over the place! Get out, ho! You're the ho! This is the worst rock impersonation.

The guy's trying to claim me and Bro down after we wrestled drunk. This guy got arrested after a fight and he's defiant Rested after a fight and he's defiant I was never in a full Nelson though. Alright. I'm just reading though. I was never in a full Nelson though. For a second conversation he said that, it's neither here nor there. We're trying to get to the bottom of what's going on. Okay. Okay.

So what's going on with that? A full Nelson never happened. Oh, that's great. So obviously you're believing it didn't happen. Well you've been talking to me before so I need to figure something out. And this mother f***er is a f***ing liar. He never had me in a movie. They're like, we don't care about the move.

It doesn't f***ing matter at this point. This motherf***er never had me. Full Nelson triggers him. A guy named Phil Nelson killed his mom. So I have a question. Here's a weird question. Is that the cops talking to this guy? Did you say Phil Nelson? Phil Nelson?

No, I never had any of that. I swear to God. The cops are like, we don't care about the movie. Never had any of that. A guy named Phil Nelson killed my mom. I got dragged out of a college bar one time, and a guy put me in a full Nelson. And we were at the top of the stairs.

And I heard someplace, if you're ever in a full Nelson, you just put your hands up. Drop down. Yeah, drop down. And he tumbled over me, went down the steps, but three of them carried me out. And I'm banned from Burrito Loco to this day. That's a win for you, though, Nick.

Is your picture still up? That'd be great. Hold on, did you fall down the stairs? No. He did? Wow, he did like a Batman movie. It was like a movie, it was awesome. But also, Jason Bourne.

They should bring him back like Shane Gillis now, you know what I mean? Ha ha ha. Nick's back at Burrito. Roll out the red carpet. Wow. So these are the cops, so the cops are talking to this guy?

Yeah. Because the cops were called. Yeah. That's hilarious, he's stuck on the full Nelson thing. That's are the cops are talking to this guy? Cause the cops were called. That's hilarious he's stuck on the full Nelson thing. That's by the way how I would be. A hundred percent. That's definitely how my wife thinks I would be. And I would be that way. Full Nelson is some ho shit. You put up a full Nelson?

Whoa, hold up officer. I did not get in a full Nelson dude. Before he moved forward, half Nelson at best. Yeah. That's funny as shit, dude One of the comments was he a hundred percent had a minute You react yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't fool Nelson. Yeah, it wasn't fools half Full Nelson old old school, naked, I put him in one arm. That is some bitch shit if you're on a full Nelson.

Oh dude, another grown man puts you in a full Nelson. You're a bitch dude. You're a hoe bro. Well I mean, you've never put anybody in a full Nelson? Nah man, no I don't think so. Is that a good subdue move? Nah, it's not really, cause you don't tap from it right?

You just fucking kill. No, you just look like a bitch. Yeah you look like a bitch. You just like this. Diddy Brite does some full Nelson. Nah, it's not really cuz you don't tap from it right you just fucking Did he bright does some full oh man, I didn't take any guys dick out and then put him in a full Also, he's like come on man Try and do the thing But he's like yeah keep doing that Bon Jovi save someone from killing themselves? What?

It's my life. That was like every reply. Of course. Yeah. He just talked the guy from jumping off that bridge. Yeah. Why do the chances of walking by the camera get to him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Bon Jovi? Well, I think that's the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department. Oh, what are the chances walking by the camera gets it fucking kidding me Bon Jovi Well, I think that's the Metropolitan Nashville police. Oh, wow. I think it's like the you know, one of the cameras that are just there God what what well, yeah, you don't think that's someone with their iPhone. What are the chances though? You're about to jump off and bond. Jovi's like, what's up, dude? Yeah, that's what makes you stop It's not even just a random. Are you that's a sign for kinda like. Are you? That's a sign for the big man. Why, Joby? I always wanted to ask you, is your real name John Bovy? No, you flipped it?

You didn't flip it, all right. Well. Woo! I don't wanna live forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And that's it. Nick's singing kinda ruined that, huh?

He's a bad singer, but it's okay. I didn't commit. Yeah. I don't want to live forever. Oh please commit. Now we have to hear Nick commit. So good dude. Do you guys remember when Bon Jovi owned an arena league team and he was always at the games? A what league? Arena league. He owned the Philadelphia Soul I think they were called. Really? And he would show up to every game game their name never fish that actress that I sent you There is they won like that that actress she owns the like Atlanta Hawks or something Atlanta Hawk to us She's like this white actress from you she was in some silly series, but she's like worth three billion dollars Talking about I

Ignore the fucking Netflix HBO Was on it. Oh Jamie Kurtz yeah, Jamie Kurtz. How did the how the fuck does she own the NBA team? Who's that? It says that line of Hawks Okay, it's crazy though, but you've seen her in movies, I'm sure we all seen her yeah, but where did she make her money? That is it. It says that line of Hawks. Atlanta Hawks. Yeah, she is. And they did. OK. It's crazy, though. But you seen her in movies. I'm sure we all seen her.

Yeah, but where did she make her money? Not the movies. That's family. I bet it's family owned. I don't know. Man, I wish we had a computer. So I'm going to look it up. Oh, yeah.

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Twister was the big one, huh? He was... Dude, the lost boys was lit No, she was an ally appeal was forever. Yeah, that's how I know her with the keep what's his name? Not key for someone. Yeah, that's the dad Kevin's although Donald Sutherland Yeah, you're right key for his key for his assigned Donald's the dad who passed away. Yeah. Oh he did Yeah, just passed away with James Earl Jones to oh, yeah, not only that dropping like flies No, they were both 95 years old.

Yeah, that's always weird when you say dropping like flies, right? Flies don't really drop, they're pretty tough to kill. Well, they usually land and then die after they landed. Land and die like a, yeah, you can't say that. These people are landing and dying like flies. You can't say that. They don't die like flies.

This is like a bit Seinfeld would do in 1997. Why do you say drop like flies? They don't drop like flies. You ever see a fly drop like a fly? I'll be in Miami improv. Oh wow. Right now I'm in Miami. So come to the Miami improv.

You there Thursday night? Yeah, I got some other dates coming up too. Dude, get a mojito. Go to a freak party. I'm in Duluth, Minnesota. You ever been there, Nick?. I have what's it like just small-town, Minnesota I think I think it's a beautiful town. Oh really? Because I went to because I went to Nick's picture Nick Nick Because I went to I got put in a half Nelson there. I went to Peterborough, Ontario and my god

I don't know how people live some places. Well that's not nice. You mean what I'm saying? Yeah. Here's Duluth in the fall. Oh beautiful. Yeah but that's kind of misleading. Yeah it is.

You just take back, cause he ain't gonna be out there. One picture of like, you know what I mean, like look how beautiful this is, and then just like, just cut to like a trash dump that's just right. You know what, actually Peterborough had a nice coffee shop with a lake on a lake. They usually do.

Maybe I'm maybe I'm actually wrong about where I was even talking about. Quaint downtown. Okay well that looks poppin. That's cute. A place called the last place on earth. Uh Duluth and then I'm going to Thunder Bay which I've never been to. Oh Thunder Bay some good fighters out there. But isn't it, don't they have a hockey team?

No? I don't know, anyway. You're thinking of the Lightning. Yeah, who's that? That's not NHL? That's Tampa, Tampa Lightning. What is that? Lightning Bay.

NHL. And what do they play? Hockey. But is it NHL? Yeah. Okay, then I know. Thunder Bay. The fuck. Are they an NHL The fuck are they watching Golden Hour? What's it? What are you saying?

I'm saying Thunder Bay has nothing to do under Bay Lightning That's wrong going Thunder Bay now bitch. It's Tampa Bay Lightning. You're confusing Tampa Bay and Thunder Bay now I get it Now I get it And I was in Tampa Bay already and I now I will be in Thunder a Tempest is great. I can't wait to play with the Thunder Bay lychee Nick, you know who's from Thunder Bay? No, Mark. Homnick Mark homnick Mark homnick is from Thunder Bay Who's that? a few UFC fighters that really that's funny

Yeah, and the coach who passed away was also a fighter. Only because I haven't joined. Korean Zombie knocked him out. A Korean Zombie. There's a Korean Zombie in the UFC. Ah. They really should be pumping that up a little bit. Yeah.

I mean, don't let him bite you. They did. Sell some tickets. He would walk out the zombie, zombie. Really? Walkouts ever, yeah. But did he, what's the name of that? He should walk out the zombie, zombie. Really? Walkouts ever, yeah. But did he, uh, what's the-

He should walk out the thriller. Let's see the Korean zombies. There he is. This is the entire fight. Yep. Come on. How you gonna bring out Mark Kominick and bring up his knockout, you piece of shit. That was quick, huh?

Mark Cominick got, remember the Aldo fight in Toronto, he had that huge fucking hematoma on his forehead. How did he get caught with that? Bring up fighters from Thunder Bay. That's so interesting, how did he get caught with that? Like right away, like. You got punched in the face, the guy throws fast. Yeah, but you're ready for it.

Sometimes shit happens. No, I mean, you're trained to be ready for it. But you're ready to get hit by humans, he's a zombie. Zombies are slow, man. Maybe, you know what, that's what it was. He's like, zombies are slow, I got this in the bag. World War Z zombie. That's it, zombie. And then Toronto.

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