The Golden Hour - Welcome to Youtube | The Golden Hour #107 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

The guys consider taking the whole team to see UFC 311 together in Los Angeles and talk Chris wearing sandals to the studio and upsetting Brendan, Brendan's trip to Biloxi, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, why Erik wanted Jake to KO Tyson, the viral video of a kid interviewing Tyson, Martha Stewart's prison time, talking politics during their standup shows, a shout out to Jeff Dye and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour What's up dude?

What up bro? Sandals with socks, you ruined my day No, because fuck it bro I actually really like these Oh, the screen's not up Come on, Eric. You gotta wear sandals with socks. Oh yeah. You know why?

Wait, you're cosigning this? Yeah, I'll tell you why. No, you should. Not in the house, not outside. You gotta have a little respect for yourself. Yeah, but I don't really. No, but when you go pee, you realize how much pee gets on your feet.

Oh yeah. But I wouldn't pay. I wouldn't. Oh yeah. It's just here, you know? I don't care. Make sure you work though, man. You know, don't care. I should work though man respect for us Would you come to ESPN if you're working for them?

Yeah, I would you can't just let that slide you just fuckers that I heard him No, he said it too like I respect you each our one stock after this no I respect you been there I respect you I respect you for Be I I'm allowing you to see me in my natch. In my natural habitat. So you're welcome. But then your kids dress like that. Your natch.

Yeah. But then your kids are gonna dress like that. But that's okay. No, no, they get bullied like that. Speaking of which, check out the freaking merch. I'm not mad at that, little flame on the side. Yeah, I'll be in Irvine, yeah, but I got, put my website up! Dude, I have a bunch Irvine. Yeah, but I got my website up dude

I have a bunch of website. I know hit chin. Yeah, just hit him. So why is why is it not up though? You don't you don't let me know. That's my dog. Okay, there we go Go to tour. Yeah, thanks. Now. It's not called grow or die anymore. No, my special that's my special My tour is called tour was also called that no my tour is called straight out of the multiverse I'll be in Fresno. Look at all these spots here. Yeah, but scroll down and see where all the I'm going I don't like the main cities, huh? Oh, no. Yeah do watch Barbara that'd be fun. Am I playing Santa Barbara? Yeah, where no Santa Rosa? Okay, sorry Spokane. I'm a Rio Lubbock now

Name the college in Lubbock go Portland, Oregon Portland, Maine Cheyenne was tack Denver. There's Denver. There's your place Denver you think of Chris Lee's on Tom, New York Boston Wyoming Yeah, so that's where I'll be a bunch of different places. And I'll be at the wicked funny North Andover that's outside of Boston one night on the 22nd. What is it? That's far to go for one night, dog.

Well I'm going to be out in North, I was last night according to this I was in Raleigh, North Carolina. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now I'm going to do that. That's still far from North Carolina. Oh gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and now I'm going to do that from North Carolina No, yeah super far. Well, what you taking a plane there? No, no, I'm gonna walk train. Well, I mean you can drive No, I'm gonna take the plane. I'm flying it is what it is man. Yeah. No, I know I get But I was in Biloxi, Mississippi. Oh

Doing the doing the fight commentating and it was Biloxi's dope. Yeah, doing the? Doing the fight commentating. And it was Biloxi's dope. Yeah, that's what I hear. Your tie was trash though. Why even have a tie on if you're going to do it? Because it's kind of like, professional but I am, fun guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Like you put it on and you were like, yeah, it's getting started. No, I was straight, just wearing Biloxi, I'm gonna loosen this thing up. It was cool. How was that, how was that, like you like as a professional fighter former professional fighter? You're watching all the spectacle of it. Yeah, what was it? How was it? I love it. What fight was it? The it was bare-knuckle MMA. I mean brutal knockouts man. Oh, yeah, there's ten fights nine finishes

There's a dude who got knocked out had his 10 year old son in his corner Oh, no, he gets brutally knocked out and see his son crying. I was like that's when I was like It's just tough The dude came in with his and then he brought a dog with him The dope is like it's like a pitbull English guy The guy walks down playing Snoop Dogg as his intro music. Snoop Dogg. I'm like, whoa, giant black guy. Frank, I think his name's Tate.

Giant dude. Dogs walking with him. Didn't give a fuck. Goes in. Boom! Left hook knocks it out. The dog comes in the ring, high fives him. I went, what is he, the greatest fighter ever?

This is fucking dope. That should have been on Netflix. That's more, uh. People, yeah, that should have been on Netflix. That's more uh. People, people both, yeah, that should have been on Netflix, yeah. 100%. That sounds way better. Yeah, there he is, Frank Tate.

Vicious knockout. Wow. I love it, man. I like talking to fighters before relating to them with camp and everything they're going through. I love it. I thought it was boxing. Nah, man.

Yeah. So you're thinking of Bear Knuckle, which is BKFC. We are game bread, Bear Knuckle, mixed martial arts. So there can be takedowns. Like Charles Rose got an Anaconda choke. Yeah, but I don't get why a lot of guys, they're not grappling.

What's an Anaconda choke? Take a dark one. Well, they don't want none until you got one. No, no, no, no, no. I already thought of that and dismissed it. Now you did, okay? You gotta do it. I did it. I did it, you did it, okay, you gotta do it. I did it, you did it, okay.

I said what's the Anaconda joke, I don't want you to say the Sir Mix-A-Lot thing. Well he don't want none. I know. Unless you got buns, huns. Well are you not allowed to do that in the UFC? No you are, you're not allowed to do it in BKFC, bare knuckle boxing, just bare knuckle MMA.

But the guys, the guys who are there aren't really heavy grapplers. Well, I missed it. What'd he say? You can't do it at the KFC. No, you can't do BKFC at the KFC. Yeah, because then you need a biscuit in. In the LBC. You can't do it in the BK or the KFC.

Can't do BKFC in the KFC, in the LBC, in the Mickey D's. So stupid. This feels like the Canadian Football League, right? Yeah. In comparison to, you know what I'm trying to say? Except for the- Like you're trying to get in UFC, you can't, so you go play in Canada.

Most of these guys were already in the UFC. At least 11 by my count. So this is like the- At least 11 former UFC fighters. Yeah, a lot of them already had their UFC run. Oh, God, God. Or like that Guitto was a glory kickboxing, like world-class striker.

This is like Ice Cube's league. What does Ice Cube do again? The three on three. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the three on three league. But also like... It's not a bad comparison, to be honest. Yeah, it's not bad, because it's the same sport,

but it's different. Yeah, yeah. And they mark it different, but it's exciting. Yeah, so yeah,, but it's different. Yeah, yeah, and they they mark it different, but it's exciting Yeah, dude, so you did better to do it tap ology. Don't ever say I'm working the CFL again. What'd you say? No, no No, it's different. I don't agree. I mean look I get it UFC is the big one and if I was a big one, but still I've talked too much shit to work in the FC Thought about that the other day. Yeah, but still still There's still beating the shit out of each other. Yeah, but still, still,

they're still beating the shit out of each other. So it's not like, you know. I get it, I get it, but like you have like, you know, business levels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I know that there's a UFC fight coming up in LA. I think we should go as a group. Is there? At the Clippers Arena.

Who's gonna do it? What is it, the Aztec Inuit, indigenous, day people arena? I think we should go go I think we should go. Where is it? Make that well, I mean what was my Clippers, right? They haven't announced who's on the card yet TBD vs. TBD who knows it could be us on the phone on the card We don't even know we're sitting in the crowd and they're like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's their new thing Yeah, you're up. Just pick someone you've been selected a kill Tony, but for fighting

Someone suggests that to me. I love the idea. Is that not a great idea? No for reals kill Tony, but Killing they do it in movies all the time. It's a guy in the ring. They go who's willing to challenge? You know the guys yeah, he's down on his luck. He's like looks like yeah. Yeah, that chin I love that idea company pays for it And the guy's down on his luck. He's like, looks like it's, yeah. You're like, is that Chin? I love that idea. Company pays for it. God, what is that?

Fucking seven takes us to UFC? You don't got somebody to call? This isn't JRE. I could call, yeah, I have a few people I could ask. You got somebody to call. Here, this is what I know. There's a few people. By the way, I know that would be a big deal for you to go

because you're kind of, you know, it's a former thing you did and it's like you don't want to be around now, but I just think it would be good if we went as a group. No, I'm better now with it. I'm better now. Yeah, I'm better now. I could go.

Yeah. All right. Okay. All right. Chris is the Chrisest. I'll go, yeah. I would like to go. I don't think Chris is gonna show up.

No, I would like to go. I think it would be funny if we were there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would go. I think Chris, you're like me, there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would go. I think Chris, you're like me, I think you're like, I don't wanna do this. But I wanna rent a mink hat. Once you're there, it's like nobody puts on a better show

in professional sports than the UFC. Oh wow, really? I wanna put on a mink coat with a mink hat, you know what I mean? You wanna look like a motor? Yeah, I wanna look like, you know. The Cameron of UFC. Yeah, like from the Denzel Washington movie.

Cameron, Cameron is funnier, but god damn it, it's like, fine, Denzel from the movie, okay? I said Cameron three times, nobody listened to me. You know what, you're not really in it. I'm not projecting you. Yeah, you're not in it. You're right, and I knew he was. I don't like you.

You're right. It started with that. Yeah, it's because you have these bullshit slippers and socks on. He's too comfortable. You think you're at home. You're too comfortable. And this is how you do your jokes at home. You're just kind of half-ass resting.

You know, you need to do it. You stupid, stupid assholes. There it is. That's how I'm going to the fight. Yeah, look at that. Hell yeah. Yeah, and there's chin on the right. No, you're right.

That's better. Yeah. I love it. Do your mustache like that shit. I will, Wendy. You think it's the sandals that's making me like that? Yeah. I don't think so. Too comfortable. Take your socks Wendy. You think it's the sandals that's making me like that? Yeah. I don't think so.

Take your socks off. When you wear sandals outside your house, you're basically saying, fuck it. Yeah, I get it. Everything's home. You know what it is? I wanted to try it, guys. When you wear sandals outside the house, you go, I give up.

Wait, wait, can I tell you guys this? The other day, I say, okay, I'll take Wolf Rage and I'll go down to get some smoothies from this place down the street or whatever, right? It is such a, you know when you're taking the kit, there's so much you have to do. So I get in the car and I realize I have my house slippers

on and I just, so I get out of the car and the thing I'm like, oh fuck, I got on fluffy house slippers. Yeah. That's cool. It's not. And I just walk, you know what? And I was, my inner Chris was like, you know what?

This is how you do it. Exactly. You shoulda hit inner Brendan. Cause Tiger. You woulda went barefoot? Cause I was out of town. Yeah, I woulda taken him off. You had bare feet?

No, Tiger, his mom was like, hey, we're going to practice, get your sandals on. He's like, oh, dad said I can't wear sandals. Only losers wear sandals outside the house. She called me, she's like, look what you're doing. I'm like, I can be more proud. Nah, I can't wear sandals only losers were sandals outside the house. She called me She's like look what you're doing. Yeah, I couldn't be more proud raising a man Not raising a schlub. I don't know man

Get a little respect for yourself. I mean leave the house. I don't take you serious. I can't take you to I'm a comedian and also Who cares? I'm fine. Don't take me serious. Hey, what? Your wife cares. You know what? I don't like this. I don't like it. Oh, okay. The sunglasses, the sweats,

your bullshit attitude right now. See how you're acting? ChrisLewitt.com. Dude, you know what? You know what it is? You know what it is? It's not inspiring. No, you know what you guys are-

You're not moving this right now. You're supposed to be our- You know what you're doing? You're cashing it. You're supposed to be our quarter man. No, I'm not. You're supposed to be like, you know what I mean? You're- You're bullsh us right now. You're supposed to be our... You know what you're doing? You're cashing in. You're supposed to be our quarterback? No, I'm not. You're supposed to be like, you know what I mean? You're...

You're bullshitting right now. You're intimidated by the realness. You're intimidated by the realness. No, no, no. The realness. And this is the realness. And you're intimidated by it. And I get it, dude.

I've been intimidated by realness before. But right now, that's what I smell. All right, there he is! It's coming back. We're getting him going. There he is! Don't make me, dude. We I smell. All right, there he is. It's coming back. We're getting him going. There he is. Don't make me, dude. Come on out, dude.

Come on out, dude. Dun, dun, dun. Don't make me, dude. Dun, dun, dun. Fuck yeah, man. I got in the car today and I got the fucking, I got coffee, I got in the car. I put the coffee in the car.

What'd you call? My white girl. Okay. And. White girl with the red guts? Red on the inside and the outside So uh Peanut butter jelly

So I got in and I put the coffee on the Cup holder I drive here, get here Pick up the coffee Bottom is open and I go And I'm like what the fuck dude? It's like soup in the cup holder Oh drink it whole wait wait wait? Okay, did you have a thought of like fuck the podcast? I need to go back there and tell no no no no no no

No, no no because it wasn't their fault. I had a fucking Nail clipper in the cup holder Fuck your nails in the car? Dude, let me tell you something right now. Wow. Let me tell you something right now. You're disgusting. Oh yeah, let me tell you something right now.

Tell us, tell us. I cut my nails anywhere, bro. Everywhere. I cut my nails wherever the fuck I am and wherever there's a nail clipper and whenever they're long enough. This is like the start of an Eminem song. Nails are long. Knees weak, nails are long. whenever there's a nail clipper and whenever they're long enough. This is like the start of an Eminem song. Nams along.

Knees weak, nams along. Dude, but I've, yeah, I cut him, dude. I cut him and I feel so- So you're just driving and coming? Yup. Like that guy in fucking Storage Works. You need a test. Yup.

I park, I go kick, kick, kick, kick all over, open the door, get out, all on the ground, dude you're welcome, Earth. Yep. That means that people are going on scavenger hunts for delete mails. Yep, yep, get him. Yep. Get my fucking, what do you call it? I haven't seen that guy.

Bring him up, Nick. No. No? Oh really? Go to the Yep Storage Wars. Just write in Yup. Storage Wars is hilarious. You don't know the Yup Storage Wars guy? Real quick, Chris. So I got these.

Hell yeah. Wearing sandals. Yup! Got my clippers. Oh! You're an Asian man. Yeah. Oh, that's good.

That's good. That is good. That is good. You're literally an Asian man. Yeah. Flip, flip. Dude, we love that shit. Let me see it. Except it's clip, clip like the new clip.

Let me hear your best bit. Yep. Oh, see this is just- One thing we never ever do is- This is it. This is it. It's three minutes straight. Unless we make fun of the guy.

Of the guy doing it? Or a people doing it? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. This is your guy? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah That's how he goes like yo, I'll raise That's not easy being the yeah, man somebody's got to do it Somebody's got to do it. Oh wow, this guy.

They made me say, yep, man. Merch. This guy, this is the Jay Paul over there. Oh, sorry, what? He's famous? Jay Paul's fighting him soon. Dude, I think that there should be a new, I would go on there and I would use his yip against him and just fucking overtake it and be like, you can't tell me not to do yip.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't own yip. Yup. Yip! And I could do it longer too, for sure. I could do it way longer. you don't know yeah yeah and I can do it longer to sure I could wait do a way longer and loud maybe but I can tell you change it a little bit so he would go yeah but I'll go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway that is so cool So you clip your nails wherever, Chin? In my car too. Hell yeah, bro.

I do it at the studio here. Hell yeah, bro. Chin also eats seaweed every day. Name a place. I do it in the shower. Name a place. Coffee bean? Movie theater.

Done it. Eww. Yeah. During contagion with Matt Damon. Yeah. What a poll. Funeral. Oh. Yeah during contagion with Matt Damon. Yeah Funeral Not yet, but I'll do it up my own dude, oh Nick like this I guess

No, they're just gonna that's kind of gonna leave you like that Can we just since we can we can we get our? Tyson Paul analysis? Go ahead. Did you see it? Well he probably did already, I saw it. I have to say, I have to say, I am, you know me, I'm like the last guy to believe in anything. Bro, that was so set up and just.

Well my thing, here's my first problem with the whole thing. The buffering. Like, look at Netflix issues. I know, but it's like, you know this company buffering. Like, it's a Netflix issue. I know, but it's like you hit it. But you knew that was gonna happen. You hit this company, it has so much money, it's like what are we talking about? Like when you watch the NFL.

Band with his band with though, dude. When you watch the NFL on Prime on a Thursday night, that shit is Chris Van Gleer. Oh nice, nice, okay cool. Okay, so I'm wondering here. It's Chris Van Glover, it's Chris Van Glover. But they're not getting 60 million at a time. Okay, even still though, dude, 17 million

compared to 60 million. They're not, yeah, true, true. That's true. I know, but even still. Well, it is Chris Van Glover though, so you gotta. But I'm wondering though, dude, 17 million compared to 60 million. Yeah, true, true. That's true. I know, but even still, it's like, oh, it is Crispin Glover though, so you gotta. But I'm wondering though, was the NFL watching that and being like, hey, it's not gonna be like that during our games, right? No, it won't, because they won't get 60 million viewers.

Yeah, that's true. 60 million is like Super Bowl. Yeah, but I think that if it's free, if it's on Netflix, they might get a lot of people who will be like, oh, there's a real game on? They might get a lot of people who will be like all of there's a real game on they might true They still won't get 60 they won't get 60. Yeah, but still do the role why they might they'll figure it out soon They'll figure it out. You know, it's for a little while to be like, oh look at this either way. They got to figure it out Yeah, that's my first issue. Yeah, another one was like though. They started to fights off with this like

That's box influence. That's my guy. I don't wish't like that. The guy was humping the guy on the line Yeah, he was a clown dude. Oh that shit Damn Eric a real one. He wants the full card. Why did you do that? I watched the whole thing it was crazy and I thought okay Is this what it's gonna be like it made me feel like oh these aren't real fights it's then the next fight came on and it was the, how many fights were there, four? Was that the good one?

That was a real good one though. The co-main event with the girls? No, no, no, Ramos and Barriaro. It's always good to watch guys. Two Mexican guys fight? That was a great fight. Listen, that was a great fight, right? Probably the best fight on the card.

But it was the best fight. And then it got down to the end and then the boxing does their bullshit like they always do and you don't understand the scoring yeah like I don't understand the scoring yeah I'm like what they should have a fucking scoreboard up this is how boxing should go it should be a scoreboard after every round and they go are you down people always ask for that yeah because I don't understand how this goes for that fight now the girl fight. She put a pussy on her eye, you saw that? Oh dude, that's what was crazy.

It opened all up, man. Hey, I'm gonna put a pussy on your eye. I don't like the girl fight. Yeah, dude, I don't ever wanna see girls fight. There we go, he said it. Fuck, he's sexist, but he said it. Dude, I don't ever wanna see girls fight. And it's not because I wanna see them at home

with an apron on, just like, you know. Or fight with an apron on. All right, sure, or an apron on All right sure or you know what do pie wars no, I'm kidding but but but but no I am joking But it's just like I don't want to see a fucking woman with a pussy above her eye man It's tough. It wasn't for the head, but they even yeah, I know that I know the head but got that the rest of the fight Was like nothing they don't even do damage. We still lose pussy Keep saying that makes you feel sick. It's disgusting. It's disgusting, but it needs to be Stop wait wait wait no no no no no no no I do it no that's He's thinking about hot dog in it that is absolutely

No Hold on a second y'all. That is disgusting dude. No. No dude, demonetize us. Their fight was better than Jake and Tyson though. Well that fight was just as trash. Which is insane, bud. What's that? Antonio Brown was streaming it and he had, at one point he had six million, cause he was there and he was filming the board

and he had six million people watching his Twitter stream. Did they shut him down or no? I don't think so. Wow. That's crazy. Well yeah, because you couldn't, it was buffering on Netflix, so you had to. Oh, so everyone went to him.

Shit, dude. Wow, fuck, I should have been there and just screamed out ChrisLia.com. I'm surprised Elon doesn't do something like that, sign a deal where you're just watching it on Twitter. Why not? Eventually he will. I think, but it was all, I mean, dude,

look, when Tyson came out, there was a lot of like, it's nostalgia. I get that. It's good feelings, right? And then when they showed him, even during the walk, I was like, he almost fell. And I was like, oh, this dude's dudes He's all of 58. Mm-hmm all of 50 every bit and then like in the ring He looked slow and then like reaction time. That's usually the first thing I know

Well, here's it but and then like the even these would-be announcers that they had were like who this looks sad You know and and the one corny ass white dude making rap references every 10 minutes. What, really? It's driving me crazy. Who was that, Maro Ranallo? He's always like, that's my boy. What Jay-Z said, you know, brush your shoulders off. He's living in the LBC. How old is he? So corny.

How old is he? 50 maybe. Oh dude, hang it up. 60 probably. Dude. He's a good dude. Yeah, no, that's good, that's good. He's a good dude.

Don't talk shit about him, he's our friend. Oh, whatever. But he's been doing it forever. That's cool, that's cool. But don't say the Jay-Z, no, that's good. That's good. He's a good dude. Don't talk shit about him. He's our friend. Oh, whatever. But he's been doing it forever. That's cool, that's cool. But don't say the Jay-Z stuff, but that's cool. Yeah, he did Pride fights in like the early. What?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I worked with him at Showtime. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, don't talk shit, Eric. I see what you're saying though. If you haven't heard it before, it's like, yeah, I see what you're saying. He's corny.

Yeah, that's fine. But some people think it is. Good, good, good, good. He was corny. Yeah, that's not being mean. It's not being mean. He's fucking corny. But anyways. If I'm cool, I'll say it's. Yeah, that's fine. But some people think it is. He was corny. Yeah, that's not being mean. It's not being mean. Fuckin' corny. But anyways.

If I'm cool, I'll say it's corny, but I just. Anyways, and so then Tyson gets in a ring, and as a casual boxing fan, I was like, oh, Jake Paul's not fighting him. I think there was a point you get in a ring with him. It'd be like you're fighting your kid or something. And you go, oh, I can knock him. That's what Jake said.

Jake was like, after two rounds, he's like, oh man, I'm not gonna disrespect him and light him up. Really? No, he was like, no, he's like, that's just not showing respect. Okay, well. Because he was like, could I have got him out of there? Of course, that's not what you do to Mike Tyson.

Okay, I disagree completely. Really? I think he should have knocked him out and be done with this. I don't think so. Let me make my point, you good counter. I think he should have knocked him out, all right? And then like that would have made him the villain

he always claims he is, even if he doesn't want to be. He's hated no matter what. He's hated no matter what. Double down. I think double down, you knock him out, and then people are like, then real fighters are like. Canelo's gonna be like, that was my hero. I can't believe you did that to Mike.

And then it inspires, boxing would be like, oh man, Jake, he could do more commercials. He could be like, he could be inspires yeah boxing would be like oh man Jake but they could do more commercials He could be all like he could be like like it would be like more like WWE. Yeah, you know, but but like he'll yeah He's the heel, you know, he's the freakin ultimate warrior when he was evil or whoever Yeah vibe on that, you know So I just think that I think that because but I'll be hating no matter what might as well go out on his shoes He's still hated now because it's like why like, why'd you not really fight this guy? So it still doesn't even matter.

But I saw it, there's a great video on the internet of like, you know, whatever swing, both of them didn't do it. I sent it to you and nobody responded in the group text. We've seen it, I have better group texts. But it's just like, you could at least give me credit for being like, I see that, or a hard hit or something, dude. It's like, even had a chat white guy over

there didn't say anything Mike Tyson had a chance to at least come back you know but here's what let me ask you this too I wanted to ask you this since I saw this you know everybody keeps talking about like man when you saw Mike doing the sparring he looked real powerful I'm like I remember doing a boxing workout oh yeah yeah And feeling like. It was like Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, yeah, that's different. Because I can't even raise.

Nah, nah, nah, you can't, yeah. Because the guy's going like this. Yeah, you can't, that's so different, bro. I know, but you see it. Yeah, no, no, I know you know. It sells the public though. Like my dad was like, dude, Mike Tyson looks fast. I'm like, uh-huh.

Right, right, right, right. I went, oh, this can be big, he got him. Yeah, it's like writing jokes on Twitter. Yeah. Or memes, like those meme comments. Yeah, it's like, dude, it's not like getting on stage and Yeah, yeah, or memes like those mean comic. Yeah, it's like dude It's not like getting on stage and fuck. It was real slow Jake so here we go corny ass white dude makes another hip-hop reference. You're trying to bet on it

I was trying to bet on it on call. She yeah, what the fuck? It wasn't up there. It was only So Chris, but Mike is like not doing anything. I put he's 60. I know but come on. I see that shit I put he can't dude he's fucking 70 he came in the ring and then I wrote and then I laid it down right there that was the best fight I've ever ever seen thank you guys Tyson Paul thank you guys so I don't know what's gonna think the thing for Netflix though like they're not in the fight game no shit gives a fuck, bro.

Netflix goes, how many views? Yeah. Except for. We'll do it again. No, no, no. I was going to say, the Netflix part of it is fine. It was a spectacle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The people that are upset are Vegas and the boxing commission. I guess, yeah. Those are the people that are upset. If you're Vegas, they must have lost a lot of money. Which I'm not. I'm not Vegas. No, they made a ton of money. Really?

I thought all the bets were on. 67% of the money was on Tyson. Really? and it was the biggest handle ever for a combat sports fight Oh my god, and that's why they're upset when it was an hour when it was just to be clear when it was announced I said Jake won all the money was on I got it. Yeah So Vegas is loving it and just so we're clear when it was announced I went Jake Paul by decision You did from the the minute. This was even rumbling the grumblings of them. I'm like Jake Paul by decision. You did? Oh yeah. From the minute this was even grumbling, the grumblings of them, I'm like, Jake Paul wins by decision. Rumblings are grumblings, yes.

But then it's like, you can't, I mean, what was, it'd be like betting on, you know, WrestleMania. Right, right, well that's what I'm saying. They don't let you do that. It's bad, they should get the feds in that. No, that was real. I mean, Jake could potentially have knocked him out, you know? Yeah. Or if he went in there just fucked around and Tyson caught him, like, that was real. I mean, Jake could potentially have knocked him out, you know?

Or if he went in there just fucked around and Tyson caught him, like that's what you're betting on. Yeah, but Tyson could have caught him a few times and you feel like you've held back. He's 72. Okay, okay, okay. So like his reaction time's not there. All right, you know.

It's like Stipe John Jones. If you watch that, you're like, oh no, Stipe. Stipe's 42. But that's so. But 79 in fight years. Yeah. It's just, the first thing to go is your reaction time. Really?

So when you can't counter back. Can we make a fight years chart? Is that actually right? The first thing to go is your reaction time? Yes. Dude, it was so funny, that clip with you and Brian on his thing where he pretended like he watched it. Or he thought it was one round or something.

What a fucking moron. Brian's like, can we talk about the fights? So that, you know. He was trying to watch it on YouTube. He goes, it got done in one round. I went, what did you say? He goes, you know, it was only one round. No, it wasn't.

You didn't watch it. He said, no, I watched it on YouTube. He goes, no, I watched it on YouTube. I went, you think the UFC is allowing you to stream it on YouTube? He goes, maybe it's highlights. I went, oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, his reaction time went down too, yeah, so

This yeah, I saw this this do I do some congratulations? Oh, yeah death analysis. You can go over there I love she goes wow that's so much considered before is so good For this fight you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age to see the legend Mike Tyson in the ring for the first time So after such a successful career, what type of legacy would you like to leave? Wait, pause for one second then we'll get to the next part of this Okay, the first part of this what this girl just said is like if like somebody was watching LL Coojay You know and you only know him as like an actor on a fucking dumb show and she's like, oh So this is the first time I get to hear you rap Right, right, right. She doesn't know this guy said I'll fuck you till you love me or I'll eat your children yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Like the fact that this little girl is interviewing a dude who bit a man's ear and went to jail for rape. Right right right right. She's just like so. We're here with Mike Tyson. It's. Yeah, like he's not a case Eat you I will eat but it's so it's Even with great for America. This is America right here, right? Right, right You can be redeemed right right and then no no no See be that's why I was gonna vibe on you can be redeemed if you play the game if Hollywood and America decides you're the nice guy. Because remember, he was vilified until he did the hangover.

Then like, oh yeah, we like Mike Tyson. White people co-sign him. Snoop Dogg was on trial for murder. This motherfucker's on The Voice. He's everybody, he's Martha. Martha Stewart went to prison. And we're like, no, she's good. And then certain friends of mine

don't do shit with allegations and they get casted off the island. It's so great. But so pretend that he's everybody's fucking uncle. Brian Callan, not me. But it's just, and it's weird because, what's weird? I can't wait till Callan is hosting America's Got Talent. Oh same dude.

No, Callan's gonna host. Welcome to YouTube. Just no idea. hosting America's Got Talent. Oh, same dude. No, Cal's gonna host. Welcome to YouTube. Just no idea. Just no idea. No, I want Cal on Dances With The Stars. He would crush it. Yeah, he would.

He would crush it. Yeah, his stupid face while he was dancing, bro. But again, this is very, to me, this is very, like, what a weird image. When you're old, especially when you're old. When you're old, because listen man, I'm a 90s kid. Right. You know what I mean?

And I'm looking at this like, what? Hell yeah. But she's a sweet girl, you can tell she does all these interviews. Of course. She's like, your legacy. He's like, what the fuck you talking about? What the fuck is the legacy, bitch? Just, you know, she's 13.

I don't know, I don't believe in the word legacy. He has a tattoo on his face. The fuck is the legacy bitch just you know she's 13 We forget that because he's black and it's hard to see I don't everybody grabbed on to Someone said that word and they wouldn't grabbed on the words and I was used every five seconds He's a little me that's really nothing to me. I'm just passing through I'm a guy That look he's just staring in this in disgust He's right on shrooms that's Robin Gibbons, I thought was a different girl Thank you so much things my thank. That is something that I have. Thank you so much. Thank you for sitting down. Thank you for scaring the shit out of me.

Yeah. Mom? How amazing it would be if she just started crying. Just like this. She's like. No, no, no, no, but Chris. No, it goes from him down to her. And she's just like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, this is weird. This is a weird.

It's amazing. It's amazing. He don't fuck around. Yeah, he don't fuck around. I don't know, it looks like we latch on to what we latch on to, man. I mean, it is what it is. Meaning? Because like, the examples you gave though,

is like, you know, so Snoop Dogg. Right. Black. Right. Mike Tyson. Right. Black. Right.

Martha Stewart. Inside her trading. But she got cosigned by the, she partnered up with Snoop. Yeah, black. Martha Stewart. Insider trading. But she got cosigned by the, she partnered up with Snoop. Yeah, exactly. She has some big ass tits hands. I know what like insider trading. What I'm saying is. No, no, no, you know what? You know what, actually.

Let's see what happens to Brett Farr. Let's see what happens to Brett Farr. No, no, no, you're wrong about this. Brett Farr is fine. She actually didn't go to jail for insider trading. She went to jail for lying about insider trading. Okay Yeah, still what about she lied in trial? Yeah, that's why she was growth. Yes Well, it is very black to lie in trial like she didn't go to like prison I'm just racist at this point dude

Try to make jokes and this is the slippers. It's the slippers. So hold on. So here's the deal. So what about Brett Favre? Brett Favre is fine now. He spoke at one of the Trump's rallies. He's back.

He's back. That guy stole so much money, right? Yeah, from welfare. 2.5. So bad. Did he actually do it he was a part of he's smart back cuz they put him on you know on the on the on the stand right right right right right and he was like yeah that is crazy I have

Parkinson's oh right but you're here to talk about the money stories like yeah I don't remember doing at Parkinson's and then he was felt sorry for and then now he's not really though I out, it's over. What? No one talks about it anymore. But hold on a second though, but wasn't he just kind of in the same way that Tom Brady was a part of that cryptocurrency?

Watergate, oh. You know what I mean? Like he was just a part of that crypto guy that went to jail, he's in jail with P. Diddy. Right. Like people- Tom Brady was? Yeah, he was a part of that.

There was a lot of celebrities that were part of that. There was a lot of Cryptocurrency who knows that could be a business manager than the use of those to the moon No, I can't I think it's the same thing about Brett Favre. I think he was just a part of a thing and he had people Going like he's the face of it. Yeah, I don't think that he was like, yeah go get that money from those poor people I don't think it was like that. You are responsible for it at the end of the day if your name's involved Yeah, your name's about your responsible Doge corn to the moon dude. Look at that. But you are responsible for it. At the end of the day, if your name's involved, yeah, it falls on you. Yeah, if your name's involved, you're responsible. Dogecoin to the moon, dude.

Look at that. What's it at? Look at that moon. 40. Well,.4, yeah. Oh, there's another one, that XRP, that's the one. Really? Yeah, it started at like, I forgot what it started at,

but that one's the one that's going on. Oh, I got some. Cause he's a part of Trump somehow associated with that. This is with the Hasbulla, this little dude. Hasbulla. Oh yeah. KC floated the idea that because of this, when he was carrying Hasbulla and he thought he was an adult, that now he's just treating everyone like adults,

and that's why he was talking to that. Oh, that's hilarious. Hasbulla. That's funny. That's what he said has bullet has bullet the shortcut I'm sure it is that a real video when you cradle in here because it's like, you know Did you know he was? It's great I don't know man, I just thought I was hanging with children. Yeah.

I'm hugging on this guy. That's a man he's holding. He doesn't know I was hugging on this guy. Yeah, I didn't know if you actually knew him. He's like 26 years old. I didn't know if you'd be like playing it up for the camera or something. No, no, I did not know. That's really funny dude.

You know what I love about that? That's I funny dude. You know what I love about that? That's what I am with children man. I love what I love about that is he genuinely is like, I wish I would have known. You know what I mean? Like he's saying like, I wish I would have known. He's a little bit embarrassed about it. He's like, yeah I was hugging on that man.

And kissing him. You know what I love about that whole reaction? He's upset about it and he he's also sad for this guy. He's like, ah. He's like, it's tough, man. It must be tough to be a little baby man. Oh. Ha ha ha ha.

Well, yeah, but someone should have told him, hey, by the way, 26, he's coming up to you, he's 26. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You hate the ones that come in. Because they don't live long, right? People that condition? Boxers? I think that. No, they don't either. But whatever condition Hasbulla has, they don't live like crazy long. No, no, he doesn't. He won't, you know?

He's Benjamin Button. He's too short. Well, that's what's sad. And he's planning on it. He's just trying to get the bag. His appearance fee is out of this world. Absolutely. Go for him.

Is anyone paying? Yeah, he's just trying to make as much money and it back people at least are painted here. No ain't nobody there was a he had about a year where He was in the states for a while and he would just be that every UFC Get that money dude get that fucking money people are paying a nice French. Don't get on someone's shoulders go into a fucking movie What like the same? I have an off-subject question. A little razzle. You know when you see one of these,

they spend a lot of money on surgery. How's? Transgender chicks. And I'm saying, and you see them from here up, and they like, certified dimes. Bangin', bangin', okay. And then the camera pulls out and there's clearly a dick. OK.

OK. Why did they only go halfway? Like you spent all the money from here to here. Money. I know but you already spent to even get that. Or or surgery. But if you do the bottom surgery it's a lot more invasive. Yeah but it's like you're basically playing your dick

like a hot dog. Right. But work on trying to do that. But work on the whole body altogether. It's invasive. Yeah, but it's like you're basically playing your dick like a hot dog. Right. But work on trying to do that. But work on the whole body altogether. It's like, it's like. I'm just wondering. No, it's not. You know what?

It's like a project car. You got you can only work on so much at a time. It's expensive. I understand. But you can do just the whole car. Let's start with the engine. I get it. But no, that's not the engine.

It's not the engine. That's the thing. All right. This is like the seats and the. No, it's not even.. It's not the engine. That's the thing. This is like the seats. No, it's not even. You're starting with the exterior. Yeah, that's weird to start with the seat. It's a project. It takes a few years.

What I'm saying though is like some of these internet ones where you're like. They're probably just like, you know what? I don't need to put this fuck in my butt. Maybe it's filters or something. But sometimes you're just like, god damn. Like this is a beautiful, oh it's a dick. Yeah, but just like.

Damn, your algorithm's different than mine, but just like your algorithms never the mind I just don't know. I just wondered. I'm just wondering I wish one of them would respond to be like this is why I only did this to hear here to you money Probably dude because it seems to be a lot of money to know this is way cheaper than the fucking flame the hot has looked into it Yeah, I've considered it. It's very expensive. What's the cut my wiener off per inch? It's fucking expensive You can't fix that. I can't? No, you can't feminize this.

Why not? I could. Why not? Why can't I? I bet you you could shave off the nose a little bit. No, I bet you this would be equally as expensive for you. I know, I got you. Because you'd have to fix the ears.

A lot of work. The nose is too manly. A lot of work. Their neck is thick as fuck. You could just cut your dick off, go to emergency surgery and be like, nah, you don't have to sew it back on and it's free. Oh, like if you're doing rhinoplasty, you just go, you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Throw some rhinoplasty in there too. Cockoplasties. I know I'm getting septoplasty, but throw some rhino in there too. Yeah. Oh, it's crooked? I didn't notice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shave it off. You're saying like, just remove my nose, I don't need it?

I don't notice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shave it off. You're saying like, just remove my nose. I don't need it. I was just doing it to breathe better. But if there's a bump, yeah, sure. Hey, who would come out there with just no nose? Who would be the cheapest to transition in here? Casey.

No, I mean, just. No, he's too hairy. Yeah. No, you can even shave that. No. It's going to be chin. Chin. Because Asian women and men, they have the same body. I mean, no, he's too hairy. Yeah No chin has a blockhead though like a fucking Lego piece

Just get big tits even it out Just get big bolt-ons even it out dude even it out No, Nick's hairy too bro It's not though that five o'clock shadow, you know, it's working enough to have done. I don't care about this It's not no you just I saw a ladyboy there on Twitter though, man And she was like come on in and let's go home and then some guy retweeted. He was like, bro Listen to me right now. Okay, I don't care if she's that fine I'll suck whatever she has to fuck her and and everyone was like you're what dude and he was like, yep Don't give a fuck. Yeah, he's like I'm straight

Dude, bring that up crazy Yeah, see if you can find it It was crazy and she was she was but like she was bad as fuck And then I thought about you Eric because like you're the one that was like yeah if I did it and then I didn't know And then they told me later like I feel like you'd be the least mad But like I I was looking at her and I'd be like man I don't know about but I'm talking about if it's the full thing. Yeah. Yeah. No, you have no idea. Yeah

No, right. No, no dick. Yeah. No, I know that I know that I'm saying you full thing You know, yeah, yeah, and then later you find out you're like, no, I would no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'd rather her be a murderer than a man. Chris Lee has said it. With the glasses too. I'd rather her be a fucking, okay what if you found out that, okay what if you found out. Ah, here we go, I love a little what if. What if you found out that the woman used to be,

still female, but she used to be an ostrich or a crocodile. Like legit. Fucking stupid. I know, hey hey look I mean, which is just fucking whatever man What if you found out that the woman actually used to be like a little mouse or something? And she got a bunch of surgery and hormones to become a beautiful hot dime when you fucked her and she was like There's something I got to tell you dude. First of all, do you have any cheese around? I'm starving second of all, you're not gonna believe this tell you. Dude, first of all, do you have any cheese around? I'm starving.

Second of all, you're not gonna believe this, but here's an old photo of me. And he's just, it's just on the floor in the hole and through it and she's like this. Yeah. He goes, that's me. And he goes, what? That would be really amazing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How the fuck did we get there? No. But you would, but like, I don't know. I think you'd be upset if like, if you were. You'd be more upset if you were the dude. I would be. Yeah.

I'd be like, a little mouse, huh? You were still female? Mm, all right. I can get into that. That's why you can't. No, but it's a male mouse. Well, a male mouse is different, too. Because I only want Filipinos delivering my mouth.

Dude, I. That would be amazing surgery. I'm racist. What? First of all, do you have any cheese? And then you're wondering why. Now you know why. You open the refrigerator and you're just like,

this girl likes a lot of cheese. First of all, do you have any cheese? Second of all, sorry I thought that likes a lot of cheese. You like sharp cheddar? First of all, do you have any cheese? Second of all, sorry, I thought that was a cat. Dude. Dude. So dumb. I'm so sorry, I thought that was a cat. Do you have a cat?

No? All right, I'll come in. That would be more weird for you? No. I mean, it would be weirder because I've never heard of it. You'd feel less gay. I'd fuck her again. Just not if she was a guy.

You'd feel less gay if it was a guy. It'd be kind of cool. It'd be like, yo, you see my baddie? Yo, sit down. First of all, do you have any cheese? She's hungry. She used to be a mouse, dude. Yeah, cut to like, what if she gets pregnant

and a little half mouse, half Chris comes out? Cute. Cuties. Still had the lily eyebrows and shit. This big ears. Long, long forehead. Same nose. Yeah.

All right, well, you know, really good fashion sense. So fuck that. Yeah. You got anything else, Nick? Yeah. Really good passion sense. Where is it? I just thought, do you have any cheese?

That's so stupid. It's completely stupid, this I saw. I haven't seen this. You see everything, apparently. This is in the New Zealand Parliament. Come Monday, come Monday, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, There's one white guy in there like what in the fuck? I love it. And they all know the chant. After this, this is what happened.

Look, look after this, when it was all done, the guy, the, look at the white boy in the back, the guy in charge, the white guy in charge. He just goes like this. Okay. All right. He says, yeah, right. Okay. He goes like this. All right. anyway, we're still going to pass that bill. The house is suspended until the ringing of the bells. The gallery is to be cleared.

So they're not supposed to do that? It's filibustering in their style. They're doing it to protest a contentious bill that would reinterpret a hundred and eighty four year old treaty between the British and indigenous Maori people He's like I don't know what to do that I'm sorry, do you think by doing that big song and dance that it didn't get passed? That's how they protest. Hey It's fine. It's all gonna work out I wish they did that here. Anyway, thanks for that. It was beautiful. Can we sign that bill?

It's all good. We'll love when you do that, by the way. Love it. I'll do it with you next time. Let me know. I'll do it while I'm signing. This was in the Olympics. Oh, this is great. This is so cringy. Oh, I don't know what this is great. This is so cringy. Oh, I don't know what this is.

They're from the Dream Team, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. And then they just get annihilated. White's doing it? Yeah, look at the white guy in the back. Oh, no. We need something like this for our podcast.

You know one of the guys like, man, do you know? Look at him. You know one of the guys like me him You know one of them was like man do we have to do this in front of LeBron? And that they lost by 60 points. No, yes Wait, so that's New Zealand, okay It's like four years old look at the white guy got stomp no, no, I'm just saying, because I can tell by the team. Yeah. It's cool. I mean, it's cool, you know?

Our team's like, okay. Work on fundamentals. Let's throw some Aleuts and put our nuts in their face then, huh? That's all that happened. How come my nuts? Okay, well, very cool. Now we're going to play basketball. That is, I mean? That's all that happened. How come I nuts? OK, well, very cool. Now we're going to play basketball. I mean, look, it's cool.

It looks cool, but what's it for? Not there. Don't do it there. Yeah, I don't know. But that's my whole thing. I did a bit on it on this peror.com. My last special going to chrisley.com. But how is that any different from singing a song before a game?

No, nothing. It's nothing. That's stupid, too. I don't do that. You're talking about the national anthem? Yeah. Hey, Nelly, go home. Yeah. I don't want. Nelly's not singing the national anthem. I fucked with that. They're doing that. They used to. No, it's not. They used to do that before war.

You're playing basketball. It would be like if the Dallas Cowboys were like, everybody. Yeah. But if that's a tradition. Michael Irving. Yeah. How long ago Michael Irving played? It just sounds good in the song. Troy Aikman.

How is Troy Aikman not a black guy? Look at his features. Everybody. Charles Hailey. No, we got. Really going back. Now what? We got 10 minutes. Nate Newton.

For what? For this episode. Oh, okay. That flew by. I guess it's the sandals. Oh, shut up. The sandals. Real quick, you have any cheese? Got any cheese? Real quick, before we get started, any cheese?

That's funny, man. That was funny, buddy. Good job from me, man. You know, it's like, you live your whole life and you get obsessed about comedy and every now and then you come out with a banger, dude. And that's how it went. You know, sort of. I was on stage and fucking, by the way, I have a bunch of YouTube stand-up. I just threw it on there on my channel. And nobody's ever done that. No, no, no, I know. No, I know. But I just, I have a bunch. Like I just keep pumping shit out because I just keep fucking having so much fun. I'll tell you this man I'm having so much fun on stage now. It's I we're having fun before no no no I was I was I always was but you know you go through ups and downs, but like

Something about this year. I'm just having so much fucking fun on stage. That's good. Yeah, it is. I'm not really You know what? No, it sucks though because sometimes you talk about being real. Yeah, you should. I'm not. Really? You know what sucks? No, it sucks though, cause sometimes you go through shit. Talk about being real. You should be in sandals and slippers, man. No, I like what I'm saying. I like hearing that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. From him and their perspective, because recently, I'm just, I mean, from being 100, I have not been having, I'm not over it, no, no. It's because of what's going on in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that.

I get that, yeah. I just, I can't, like, it's like, look, it's all the politics and all the stuff, and then some of the places I go do comedy, I'm like, I can't be myself, or whatever, and I'm like, I don't like this. Like, listen, I'm left of center, okay? I'm not far left, but I'm left of center.

Yeah, it's a shame. But I see these things coming. Like, you know, cancel culture and all that kind of stuff. That is partially the reason why this guy won. Of course, of course. Because people are sick of that shit. Of course. Men are sick of being told they're toxic just for being a man.

Of course. All this shit. So when I'm on stage, like, oh man, I had like a wow set one night. Hell yeah. A week ago, like right after the election, I was at the comedy store and I was on stage and I was just like.

You're pretty woke there. I know, but I was on one. The audiences aren't woke though. No, they're not though, but it was a weird vibe. So I'm in there and I'm just like. I don't know. I'm just immediately like, he won the popular vote. You know why he won the popular vote?

Because you know, and then I just was going in. It's pretty great though. But I can't stand like, it's like, you know, like Jimmy Kimmel is crying on television talking about like, this is a terrible day for women. And I'm like, no bro, 50% of women voted for him. They made their choice. I don't get you.

Why are you up here crying about this shit? I don't get Jimmy Kimmel, it's like, you live in this bubble, how did you get so pussy? How in the world did you get so soft? I just but if there's an actual Civil War, you're the first dude to get murdered. Yeah I'm just so fast. I saw but that thing is like we better hope getting back to what I'm saying There was that I just so then I like say I'm private Ryan, but he'll be the one that shoots the fucking Soldier that didn't shoot him earlier. You know the fucking at the end he's shooting Jimmy Kimmel.

I just haven't been, I have to find out how I'm gonna get past it. You gotta find your why. Yeah, I gotta find, yeah. Cause I just feel like there's still a little bit of it. So anytime if I say a joke that I think like, hey let's just laugh at stuff and the crowd. Little tight.

Little tight, I just be like, hey you know this is why you won, right? Yeah. This vibe right here. Get rid of this vibe. You know, it's kind of like when you say, like when you're doing a joke and you're doing a joke about blow jobs or something,

and you go too far, and then women are like, ew. And you're like, you're the ones that do it. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Yep. You're not saying, ew, when his cock is five inches down your throat. That's way grosser than me talking about it. Bro, I'm right there with you. I don't have a cock in my face.

Ma'am. Ma'am, do you have any cheese? I really think that a lot of people feel the same way, but they're caught in a thing where you can't say anything. Of course. So what I'm saying is I think people that actually go to comedy shows, the majority of them- They're over it.

They don't care either. They want to hear, and then they see their favorite comic and they feel like, oh, I think that joke could have been better if he would have went this far with it. And I understand it's just jokes and I can move on with my life. What if you stayed away from it though? What if you, would you have more fun if you stayed out of the politics? Like Chris, just talk about animals. I go real hard against a lot of shit though. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not talking about Donald Trump and Joe Biden, but I talk a lot about the culture. Yeah. Yeah. But, but, but again, you're in a really unique situation to be like, yeah, I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but but but again you're in a really unique situation

To be like yeah. Yeah, I'm big enough. Yeah. Yeah, you know, that's a fucking so like you already know they're chill if they're at Chris's Say I say if you're dude, you're mad and you're here you don't even you're not even a fan Yeah, why do you know you got what you got? Well, you got you're protesting Yeah, and then it's like the irony of that too is like I always think this. When you're at a big show and there's this two people, one girl who's just looking like I don't know if I can, you know. And then you just go oh, you think you're right? Right, right, right.

So you're the one that's right. Like all these people are having a good time. But maybe you don't think for a second it could be you. And I think here's the thing as a comic, we have a little bit of like, being like empath, only in the sense that like, you see so many people and if you're like, you do crowd work, you can see someone and you can kind of get, like you feel their story.

You know what I mean? You can look at, you can look at sometimes and then you might've said something and you see a reaction and you just, you know, oh, maybe I think this person is reacting because of this, this. And I would say like 70% of the time we're right. Because one night I'm just, I'm doing a joke about like, uh, I had this joke about the crazy age drugs, you know, I just think they're funny. It's a, there's some funny commercials for these age drugs. And I'd look over and there's people over here,

they're laughing, and then I get into that, and I could see a whole group of people, they stopped laughing. And I'm going and I look over at them, and I just go, ah, look at you guys. And I went like this, and I looked and I said, oh, that's your gay friend, right? And you guys are trying to hug.

Then they all started laughing. Because that's exactly what it was. And it's just like the fact that we live in a, we've been living in a society where we go, oh, we shouldn't laugh at things. But I think people are sick of that. Yeah, the majority. That's your job.

The majority, yeah. And that's why you won the popular vote too. Yes. The popular vote. For a number of reasons, yes. But that's what I'm saying, but it's all- That's a big reason. It's compartmentalized. A number of reasons, yeah, but that's a big one. That's a he won the popular vote too. The popular vote! For a number of reasons, yes. But that's what I'm saying, but it's all- That's a big reason. It's compartmentalized.

A number of reasons, yeah, but that's a big one. That's a huge reason. That's why I think, you know, when you go to, but see, sometimes I feel like when people go to like a person's show, I think it messes with their comedy. You know, one thing I know about you is that you have like a, you have a way of like just being like, I'm in this, you're bringing people into your world,

you're not going into their world. No, absolutely. You know what I mean? And I feel like there's a lot of comics who are really big and you don't necessarily see them as a club anymore. They're scared to ruffle any feathers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they know. Because they just like, oh, they don't even do comedy like that. They're not experimenting. They're not trying. They're playing for that crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when you make so much money, you're like,

I don't care. They don't want to ruffle the feathers. That's all it is. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know. And listen, Andy, I like't care. They don't wanna ruffle the feathers. That's all it is. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know. And listen, Andy, like, you know, I like to ruffle feathers. Yeah. You know?

Well, you don't, I mean, I'm a feather rustler. You find the comedy in it, though. You're not out there trying to just be abrasive and rustle feathers. No, you're not trying to be offensive. But sometimes, though. You're not Ari Shafir.

Yeah, a lot of people do it to do it. Yeah. But you know what I think? It's their thing? That's not your thing. I think I've said this before but the thing is what I feel though is like what's affected comedy is podcasting so sometimes I feel for myself I go oh wait a minute I don't want a podcast on stage it's gotten me better but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we go oh I like think that's fun yeah yeah yeah yeah you know like I just did

that the other the other day. Just, you know. Just riffing. Yeah, even if I'm seen. With Griffin. Even sometimes if I say shit to you guys in the chat, I go, oh, you know what, that's funny. And I'll go on stage.

Funny premises. I went on stage and did that joke the other night at the Comedy Star. I was talking about Tyson. About being 70. No, no, no, no, but I was saying, he's old, he shouldn't be fighting, right? And then the crowd's like, yeah, he looks old.

I can feel like it's like, because that old man should not be fighting this young man Right didn't it look like that then I said, that's how we feel about transgender athletes. Yeah So common sense doesn't work right right right, you know, and so then it's like but I think that's funny I'm seeing but I think that's why it doesn't's like, but I think that's funny. See, but I think that's why. It doesn't matter. As long as you think it's funny, it's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think it's funny how inconsistent we are.

That's what I, that's the reason. But also back to your point with the left, I think they do a lot of things right, but the one thing they did wrong was running on that narrative, the common sense narrative. Where people are like, bro, transgender in sports? Even though it's not a huge issue, but when you say, no, it's fine people

I know I don't understand it. I'm out. I'm voting over here I got a lot of little things like that, but it's interesting like all that added up, but I'm Yeah, I'm glad you're Kind of noise when comics say that but I Know yeah, really why I don't know cuz I hear so much wait that wait. Hold on What you hear what so much comics? I'm having so much fun on stage right Yeah. Really? Why? I don't know, because I hear so much. Wait, that. Wait, hold on. What? You hear what so much? It's comics. I'm having so much fun on stage right now. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, but I never. Mainly the ones on like Jimmy Campbell or something. I'll see a step over. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm having so much fun. It's different. It's different. It's different for you. I know what you're saying. No, no, no. I know you're not saying that about me. I feel like. Oh, real quick.

It's either that or, dude, my material right now, I'm getting ready for this hour, it's never been better. I want you to have to say that. No, but what I'm saying is one thing that I've known about Chris since the first time we ever met, I've always thought that like, your biggest appeal is how much fun you're having on stage. 100%.

You know what I mean? Chris is the good time Charlie. And when you're not having fun, we're fucked. Right, right, right. So it's something about like- Including this podcast. It's fun to make having on stage. 100%. Chris is the good time Charlie. And when you're not having fun, we're fucked. So it's something about like, You're including this podcast. It's fun to make fun of you. I always do say like, you're gonna do your jokes upside down.

Cause that's the thing you would do. You know what I mean? It's silly. You better bring the silliness. No, no, no. But I'm saying it's like, that's like a, and so what I, I have to find my thing because I just, I just, I feel it.

I go on stage and I go I want yeah well it's tough when you're talking about the actual shit that's actually no even stuff that I mean even other things I just I just feel like exhausted I'm exhausted by the whole the whole environment so I got so I got a I got to reinvigorate myself I think you know I think for you though to where you like you've been doing stand-up so long and can do so much other shit too. Like you're directing your amazing director.

I'm trying to do, I'm getting about Matt Wright from doing another one. Oh nice. Damn Matt Wright's doing another special. That motherfucker don't slow down. But is he doing a crowd work run? No. A real one, okay.

Not that it's not real to do crowd work run, but yeah. Well, you just said that there's a guy on HBO doing a British one. He's British and he did this thing. It was like, it's all about encouraging the crowd work on, but yeah. Well, did you see that? There's a guy on HBO doing a British one. He's British and he did this thing. It was like, it's all about encouraging the crowd to heckle him. Oh no. And then he just lights him up.

Yeah. That's fun if he's good at it. But it was, I just think like, you know, I don't know. And that's another thing too. I think I was just, I'm discouraged by, like I'm like. The direction is going. I guess I'm really, I know I'm funny.

I'm hilarious. Yeah. But it's like, and I realized realized like that's not the thing that they Want to take and put on television or right? Whatever it is right. It's gotta be some weird narrative now See, I think I think it's gonna come back to it It might I think they've there's been enough horrible specials and people that price should have been famous and I think it's the pendulum is gonna Oh, I gotta say this

Dude, I saw Jeff die the other swing. Oh, I gotta say this. Dude, I saw Jeff die the other night at the Hollywood Improv. He's great. Listen, I've seen Jeff for years. I met him when he was really young in Seattle, all right? I have never laughed at him like I laughed the other night. This dude is, he has found his, he found his voice,

he's found like how he wants to talk about the things he wants to talk about. No one deserves that more either either and he is I was like I told us a dude Yeah, but you know why but you know, I'm gonna give him a shout out, but you know why Jeff die I just my boy, but also this first time ever in stand-up. He's that he's sober. He's not fucking Sabotaging he's sober. So his writings never better his work ethic But I think it's also about like he's leaned into like, hey. Who he is.

Yeah, he was like, I didn't leave the Democratic party, the Democratic party left me. And he's like, I'm over here, I'm right here right now, and he knows how to talk about it. Yes. He knows how to express it, and I think it's great. He also said, like he was like, dude, I used to do jokes about like cats and stuff,

and nobody gave a shit, and now people, I talk about what I want, and people give a shit now people I've talked about how what I want people people give a shit so good you know he's right yeah yeah he's great his whole transgender stuff is fucking just great yeah he's funny and makes sense you just got to be into it I mean that's what I'm saying so I got to get back into what I find funny and not worry about it but I just feel him weird. Chin and I were at your show where you call you guessed that that guy was gay when there his whole table tightens up. Oh you got that was yeah that was the one we were at. Oh see that's, you guessed that that guy was gay when his whole table

tightened up. Oh, you got, no, that was? Yeah, that was the one we were at. Oh, see? That's what I'm saying. What gave it away, the lip gloss? No, Chin was the gay guy. But it definitely was just the people with the gay guy who

tightened up because they were worried how he would feel. Of course. And then you called it out, and yeah, it was awesome. And they all started laughing because I called out what they were actually doing. And they were like, oh my god, you're gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. called out what they were actually doing and they were like, oh my God, you're gay! You're gay! And I just think that I really feel like people want to laugh.

I need a nail clipper. But they don't want to offend anybody because we became the don't offend people culture. We're so worried about offending everybody. There shouldn't be a place for it in comedy at all. Or podcasting for that matter. James A. Caster here reporting for the best evening of his life.

Before we begin, here are the house rules. There are no rules. Yeah, there are no rules. James A. Caster cannot get annoyed at the audience if they heckle, talk amongst themselves, go on their phones, or are quieter than he would like. Richard, what is wrong with you, mate? LAUGHTER

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please take some consolation in the fact it used to be a lot worse. Not one joke, huh? My thing is this, listen to this. I don't know this guy. True's great. I'm more power to him. I'm true to him. He looks like a, like, you know, he,

like, he reminds me of someone like Jim Carrey, early Jim Carrey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this wasn't enough for him. Like, stand-up wasn't enough for Jim Carrey. Right, right, right. He has to mix it up. He needed to be like, so I fully,

I see this guy going on, whatever. I get all that. But what I'm saying is, this is a lack of respect for the art form of stand-up comedy. Oh wow. Okay?

Not him, I'm saying. HBO? HBO being like, well, cause they don't believe stand-up comedy's enough. Can live on its own, yeah. Because they've over-saturated it so much that they've put so many horrendous comics or people who are not ready to put out an hour.

They've put out so much of that. HBO and Showtime. Showtime and Netflix and all these people, they've put out so, well, I mean, whatever, Brendan. Okay? Let's toss myself in there. They've put out so much trash. Both of them.

That they go, well, now we have to, let's find something else. Yeah, no, just put the good guys on. Just put less. Yeah, yeah right, right, right. Do six a year like you used to do. Make sure they're great. Make it something that's like, and even the greats.

Even someone like Chappelle. We don't need seven in three years. No, it's too much. That's not the art form. You know what I mean? And so it's like less, but it's like, but it becomes such a business about like, hey let's, and then you get this.

But then what I'm saying is that actual standup gets lost because they shouldn't call that a comedy special in the sense of what people think of. A guy on stage telling jokes. And we, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a one man show or something like that. I don't know, the wording needs to be different, but anyways, like I say, this is no shade or hate on your Scott. You're saying it's not standup, I's something different. It's like this is no shade or hate Oh, you know what that is. You say it's not stand-up. I guess yeah

It's not the same art from but that's to me. That's the same as like Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson That's a different thing than professional box. It's not it's not you're not seeing the two highest level boxers There's a lane for it As stand-up though. Yes, that's well so and that's the problem that Netflix is sanctioned that I know that They didn't do it. Yeah, they did. I thought that that one of another the Texas State Commission sanctioned that no No, this is like it's actually a great analogy and I totally agree because thank you Because then you had the purist the fighters hate it or seen us and they're like, oh man, what is this? So what I'm saying, but the thing is they did it for what? Cause casuals don't know any better.

And they're like, oh, this guy's famous. It's the same thing. And this is what they're doing. They just want views. They don't care about the quality. Yes. I don't know how I feel about it. They're not trying to break people.

They're not trying to like, you know, introduce people to like, fuck. Challenge people. Yeah, man. It's just like, this guy's already got views. Let's put this person here and that kind of stuff. And I think that's. It's short-sighted.

I think it's killing the art. Yeah, it's short-sighted. Hell's not you're not investing in the art. I don't know how I feel about that I'll have to think about it, but I will be in Atlanta and I will be in Portland And Portland, Oregon love it in Texas and a bunch of different places go to personally a dot-com get tickets and over That it dry fast all gas we're giving this Mustang dark horse one of one away. December 15th. I will deliver it just as Santa Claus to whoever wins. It's the ultimate Christmas gift.

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