The Golden Hour - We’re Done Right? | The Golden Hour #27 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

Erik is back from performing at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership in Austin and the guys talk homelessness in Cali vs Austin, AI vs reality at the Met Gala, John Wick 4, John Wick vs The Equalizer in fight to the death, the smiley face killer, who they think is the hottest cartoon characters, movie recommendations and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code GOLDEN    ExpressVPN > https://expressvpn.com/GOLDEN   If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/OH/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/MI/NH/NJ/NY/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS).  Bet $5 Get $150 offer (void in MA/NH/OR): Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pre-game moneyline bet. Bet must win. $150 issued as six (6) $25 bonus bets. Promotional offer period ends 5/28/23 at 11:59PM ET.  No Sweat Bet: Valid 1 per customer. Opt-in req. NBA same game parlay bets only. Min 3-leg. First bet after opting-in must lose. Paid as one Bonus Bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max. wagering limits apply. Ends at the start of the final NBA game each day when offered.

No one's big as Gaston. No one's big as Gaston. No one's neck is incredibly big as Gaston. As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating. Why would Eric play Gaston? Oh, what a guy. And then there's Lionel. Go look at Lionel.

He was a gay man, though. That dude was good looking. Oh, no, He-Man's gay. No, He-Man's gay. Yeah. How is He-Man gay? He-Man's gay. That's just the rules. That dude was good looking. Oh, no. He-Man's gay. No, He-Man's gay. Yeah. How is He-Man gay? He-Man's gay. That's just the rules.

That's just the rules. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah Cause I can show you used to love

Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the golden hour It's the golden hour He was getting a shake at Erewhon. Like in L.A. I can't wait to see what hat he's wearing too. And then Eric just got in from Austin.

You were at the mothership? Yeah. Okay. And you said it was amazing. It's fantastic. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. I can't wait to see it.

And you, this guy, I mean you are just hands in pockets. Yeah, dude. I can't wait to see it. This guy, you are just hands in pockets. Listen, I parked at the airport. That's how... I knew it was going to be like this. Like what? I had to do... I did Kill Tony last night.

Then I had this really early flight. I didn't sleep well last night. You got to LAX, $300 for parking. Why did you park at LAX? Why didn't you just take an Uber or something like that? Because it would take forever. You know what I mean? Everybody wants to be on time.

Yeah, well, I mean, how am I here before you? Yeah, that's crazy. You said, it's a nightmare one-on-one. I'm going to get out and walk. That doesn't mean you go do something else. Daddy gets a shake. Oh, no. Daddy gets a shake. Yeah, what is that shake? I was ready to go. Try it. No.

It's good. It's good. It looks good. I've had them. What is it? It's time for a haircut, too, huh? No, bro. I'm growing it out. Well, don't grow it out, right? Things have changed. Yeah, but don't grow it out. I'm a polo guy now. That's fine. The shirt's nice. No, but these wings that are... Yeah, bro.

That's the shit. Did you have a Red Bull or something? Look at me. All right. Thanks, man. What's with the shake? What's in it? You got it because it matches your shirt?

Yeah. Cuck boy, dude. Cuck boy, man. What? You cuck boy? No. You cuck boy matching your drink with your shirt, dude? Yes, thanks.

Where's your coffee? Right here, bro. Mm-hmm. All right, dude. So what's up, man? with your shirt, dude? Yes, thanks. Where's your coffee? Right here, bro. All right, dude. So what's up, man? What's up, fellas? You were at How's Austin? Did I miss all this? He said it's amazing.

Not really. We talked about it off camera. It'd be funny if he came back and was like, oh, this is horrible. No, no, no. He said it was great. Everyone said it was great. Well, you know it's not horrible. No, of course not.

Amazing. Just the green room alone is just amazing. It was a vibe. Was there a hang? No, no, no. You haven't been there yet. No, I haven't been there. Right. No, I room alone is just amazing. It was a vibe. Was there a hang? No, no, no. You haven't been there yet. No, I haven't been there. No, I need to get out there.

They got these two TVs for the two different rooms. The lights are in there, so when the light comes on, you can change the sound for the two different TVs, whichever room you want to listen to in the green room. There's a Bluetooth where somebody can have music in the green room from their phone. They really thought this out. Yeah, yeah. Well, of course, he's a comedian.

Well, the attention to detail in the places, like the art on the wall. And the bar from The Shining, the whole setup from The Shining. Yeah, it's called the Miss Mitzi's Bar. That's so cool. What do you mean from The Shining? From the movie The Shining. They literally did it like that? He took the exact copy from that. That's funny. That's why it took so long to build, to be honest. But why The Shining? From the movie The Shining. They literally did it like that? He took the exact copy from that.

That's funny. That's why it took so long to build, to be honest. But why The Shining? He just likes the way that looks? I don't know. He's so balls deep in The Shining, I guess. That's weird. I mean, it's a classic movie.

Yeah, no, it's a great bar and a movie, and the movie's great. Yeah. Just funny to do that to a comedy club. But yeah, it's a bar. I mean, the place looks amazing. I saw the drone footage. Yeah, people love it. Do you see all the boys?

Five sold-out shows. Did you see all the boys there? I heard you crushed it, by the way. No, I... out shows did you see all the boys there i heard you crushed it by the way people for whatever reason text dm and text me when you crush i'm like yeah yeah yeah all right i'm not there did you do shows with people were you there were your shows right this is my show on the weekend yeah and uh i did two shows friday two shows saturday the show sunday then i did kill tony on Monday. Did anybody pop on your shows or no? No. Oh, cool. So who opened? This kid, Lucas McCreary. Funny,

skinny, funny dude. And then David Lucas. I was going to say, I'm surprised you didn't use our boy David. Killer. Well, there's a thing, too. I think Rogan wants people to use his in-house people. Yeah, not just bring in randoms.

Yeah, he's trying. Well, why wouldn't you use them? They're great, right? No, no, but I mean, you might have people you want to bring. Yeah, true, true. Yeah, I get it. But he's trying to build something in the community. But it's like, you know, while my show was sold out,

the other room was sold out, too. So people are really into it. It's popping there. Yeah. Well, it's new. It's fresh. It's the new thing. And here's this guy that is like this influential guy.

Yeah. And he built this, you know, playhouse that, you know, he's not concerned. He's not concerned about making money. He's concerned about building a good reputation. And taking care of the comics. Like the amount he pays those comics is insane. Yeah. So it's like he's like –

Really? And he's just like he has a spot. I mean, I get it. Maybe he'll expand and go to like different cities. I doubt it. Which would be great. I mean, maybe. I was thinking about him today.

It's like if you had that money, he's doing exactly – it's like the scene here crashed, right? And the hangout is done. It's not here very much anymore. And he was like, cool. I'm going to go do it. I miss those days. I'm going to go build my own.

If I had his money, that's exactly what I'd do. Oh, I'm missing that. I'm going to do this. You know what I'm saying? Like, nobody else can do that. Yeah. It's definitely. Pretty cool.

It's definitely. Look, man. Listen, I can't deal with your nonsense today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fresh off a plane. Fresh off a plane. Fresh off a plane. Fresh off Spirit Airlines. You know what I mean?

And so I'm just kind of like... You've had enough. Let's keep this movie. He's got that fresh off the plane nasal voice. Yeah. My allergies were kicking up today. Oh, they're popping right now. Something about...

And then Austin was just... I was staying at a nice hotel. It was like, you know... Slight flags? No, it's like you know it's like flags no it's them so was it so what else did you do besides the shows there in Austin

just nothing I played video games in my room no barbecue nothing oh yeah I went down and got some barbecue from J Black's

no I went to this no I didn't we didn't do it I didn't even see David Lucas will be like oh let's go get lunch he said when I was in Austin

last time I was in Austin I was playing in the theater he was like let's go get lunch and I was like okay where and he time I was in Austin I was playing in the theater he was like let's go get lunch and I was like okay where and he sent me this link to this place

that like you only go to dinner there like it was the most beautiful place and I'm like bro let's just order at a counter you know

so we ended up going to this bullshit place that was actually good but yeah he knows his shit yeah he knows his shit is what I'm saying

yeah but downtown I mean downtown Austin would be it would be if it would be – if it wasn't for the homeless shelter that's down there. Oh, really? And the zombies that just walk around. Is it that bad, really?

Yes. It's terrible. It's worse than here. It is? No, it's not. Now, as far as Skid Row. Now, I'm saying worse than here. Like, around Hollywood, like around the comic store, it's not bad.

I was walking on – Off 6th Street? Yeah, okay, okay. Off that 6th Street? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch World Star Hip Hop every morning. Got you. There's always a fighter shooting in Bunzah. store it's not bad i was off sixth street like yeah okay okay off that sixth street i watch world's hip world star hip-hop every morning there's always a fighter you know it's weird that like what we do here is we have this sort of like hear no evil see no evil say no evil

situation about the homeless so as long as we push them away and they're like out of sight out of mind but in austin like right, like all the stuff's going on. Yeah. And they're just there, sleeping on the sidewalks. Yeah, yeah. Part of the community. I got you. Exactly.

It's part of the community. It's like a Portland thing, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Not good, but what are we supposed to do? I don't know what you do. Well, yeah, what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do?

Well, you leave California and vote the same way. That's what you get. You mean in Austin? Yeah. Did they vote the same way? Yeah. Well, in Austin, but not Texas. Austin's super liberal. No, not Texas. No, no, no. Don't know you're interested. No, no. get you mean in austin yeah did they vote the same way yeah well austin no not texas but the texas you think texas is not going to change because just because of austin

uh i mean i don't know maybe in fucking austin's always been liberal that's what people forget it's just way more now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um well let's move to what doesn't even make any isn't that kind of weird though that if some place is voting liberal, it means that there's going to be homeless on the street? Yeah. It doesn't even make sense to me. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. No. Well, it's... No. I mean, that's the sense it makes. It's right there. That's as far as it goes. That's how stupid it is. I mean, we got to do it makes is right there. That's as far as it goes. That's how stupid it is.

I mean, we got to do something. What are you going to do? They're people. Houston figured out. They did? Yeah. They shipped them off. Yeah, they play for the Astros now.

Yeah. That would be hilarious. You'd make the homeless play baseball. Bro, for a few years? That worked for a few years. No, you remember what they used to do? They'd lose a lot, but man. Dude, do you remember bum fights? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where they'd pay the bums to fight? It was like fighting chickens. That's terrible. It's awful. Isn't that the UFC? I didn't watch it at all. How dare you? How dare you?

Still got it. Still got it. Tired. Right off the plane, baby. Tired and nasal, but he still got it. You're all bums. All right, let's do it. I'll tell you who's not b. He's still got it. He's tired and nasal, but he's still got it. You're all bums. All right. Let's do it.

I'll tell you who's not bums before we get into it. My Nuggets beating the shit out of Phoenix. Even last night, the boys didn't even show up. Jokage just took over. They're going to sweep the Suns. They might. I'm agreeing with you on that one. Hit the showers, Chris.

Oh, wait. I actually have new dates on sale. Let me do this. Philadelphia. Richmond, Virginia. Have you been there? Yeah. I think I've done that dates on sale. Let me do this. Philadelphia. Richmond, Virginia. Have you been there? Yeah. I think I've done that once or twice.

Baltimore. Going to get that bulletproof vest going. The wire. Yeah, and then a bunch of different things. I'm going to be in Columbus and Cincinnati this weekend and Nashville and Little Rock and Charlotte and a bunch of different Florida dates, and Canada. Chrisley.com.

I don't know what I'm doing because I might have to move some dates. Oh, you got a gig? Yeah, well, because I might, you know. Might jump on that UK tour. Might go to Europe with him, but we have to figure it out. The people won't. They can't talk. They're trying to talk.

Isn't it weird how long it takes, though? Yeah, same. I was like, well, just call them. No, they can go it is. Isn't it weird how long it takes, though? Yeah, same. I was like, well, just call them. They can just go like, no, they can go like this. Hey! And then two weeks go by, yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know.

Hey, move faster, though. He's like this. Hey, pick up. And he doesn't, well, I'll talk to you next Thursday. Yeah. It's weird. Agents don't give a fuck, dude. May 19th, Ice House.

Shopping friends at the Isis in town let me know but ice house shopping friends one show 8 30 and then uh la jolla comedy store june 3rd through the 5th and then maybe with eric uk tour we're hitting starts in belfast june 15th theater tour ends in dublin june 25th nice let's take a little break fellas because fellas because UFC 288 is here this Saturday. I'm doing a live Calabasas Fight Companion 7pm Pacific on Thickboy. It's Aljamain Sterling and Henry Cejudo who will secure the bantamweight title. Place your bets on

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wearing all their stupid congratulations merch, take a boy merch, and I'm not showing Eric Griffin any respect. Thank you. I'm sick of it. So I wanted to show you the new merch I got in. That's not even real. You have to make it himself

He's got good jokes Bam Wow Pretty good Big fan Eric And he's in Carhart That's your stuff Big fan guys love you

Suck it easy I wish he would wear that And walk around That shit's dope. Big fan, guys. Love you. Suck it easy. Suck it easy. Okay. I wish he would wear that and walk around. Where is he? I wonder where he is. It's the weirdest picture of me ever. I was going to say, that's an old school pic.

It's AI. No, no, no. That's from when during the pandemic, I just shaved my muscles. Oh, it's actually real? Yeah. That's what he's saying. He grabbed that from my Instagram. Whoa, weird.

Why would he do that one? Because it's funny. Yeah, but it's kind of, it's a joke on a joke, which is too much. You just do one joke. He doesn't know. It doesn't look like you. Yeah. He didn't know.

He didn't know. It's okay. Okay. So don't say because it's funny, it's too much. He didn't have any question or nothing. It's funny. It is funny. The attempt was.

I enjoy it. No. You know what I mean? And then you turn it around and it's like, he's a gay. A joke and a joke and a joke. He should have got a picture of you. There's got to be some weird

no facial hair picture of you someplace. Yeah, there is. It looks horrible. Peter Pascal. The Met Gala is back and let's talk about it. My boy Lil Nas X, shut that bitch, man. First of all, this motherfucker's knees.

Like, come on, dude. All right, come on. That's internet daddy. I have a thing. You can't wear shorts and a jacket. It's frowned upon. Excuse me, a coat. Yeah, yeah.

A trench coat. Some boots and some shorts. It weirdly works for him, doesn't it? It doesn't. Because if he closes that, it's a good time. I actually don't think he does. I think he looks best in clothes like in The Last of Us or just a flannel. Yeah.

This is weird. Or a Mandalorian helmet. You know what I mean? But this is weird. He doesn't look like a guy that dresses like that. Yeah, yeah. It's awkward. He doesn't even look comfortable.

Well, the whole Met Gala thing, I don't know what the fuck is the point well the point is like our boy jared leto our guy our north star he dressed like a furry or our end all be all dude he dressed like a fucking mass singer no yeah he dressed like the mass he dressed just like the guy the owner's cat what he dressed up as his cat so i i have him but but I have some in here that are AI image generated, and you guys got to tell me if they're real or fake. Oh, you can't tell the difference. Okay. Oh, wow.

All right. Well, Rihanna, yeah, everyone would wear that to a dance. No, but I know what Rihanna wore. It wasn't that, so. So this is fake. No. Well, who is it? AI.

Is that me with a haircut? Is that Joel Kinnaman? This is AI. That's AI. It's too clean. Yeah, it's too clean. It looks too dumb. Oh, we should play a better game. Do they suck dick or not? This is AI. That's AI. It's too clean. Yeah, it's too clean. It looks too dumb. Oh, we should play a better game.

Do they suck dick or not? They all do. It's Hollywood. Wait, who is that, though? Who even is that? Joel Kinnaman? That was a poor AI image-generated Rob Gronkowski. Of who?

Rob Gronkowski. Oh, that's awful. Tied in. What's his, The Weeknd? Yeah. That's hilarious, dude. That's so stupid. He's got tits.

He's a mushroom. It's AI. Oh, I just noticed that. I thought he really had some tits it's ai oh i just noticed that i see but i i thought he really had some tits right he's right he was right you know what's crazy is that's real like what's crazy is like the ai knows how fucking stupid this is yeah right and they're creating an image of being like right posture like the guy's going, they'd wear this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of scary. That's funny. Yeah. That one's real. That's real. That's terrible.

Dude, that's my lord and savior. Take it easy. That's daddy. That's lord and savior. Next on the Masked Singer. Nope, that's cat daddy. Hold on a second. That's what he wore? Yeah. A fluffy outfit? As a joke. The Met Gala owner has a nice cat. He dressed up as his cat. The Met Gala is a joke, dude.

The whole thing's a joke. Hey, you know what? Sounds like you guys are a little salty. You can get invited. Now, he looks like the last boss on a very old video game, right? Yeah, this is. And they interviewed him, and he goes like this. Meow.

Like, dude, Hollywood's dumbed up. Dude, did you see his dump truck out the back, though? I didn't know. He's in a thong. He looks like a boss from an old school video game. Power bottom four. He's obviously got a good body. That's Lil Nas X.

Who else would it be, Eric? I have no idea. You wouldn't know. Really? How about the big dick out the front? Looks like Gay Groot. Alright. Silver sucker. I don't know what the point of that is though. It's just shock. Do you see, what's the one?

Ray Romano. AI. Oh, that's hilarious. He just looks normal. Did you see Kendall Jenner? Did you see that? I wonder if she's seen that. She got her ass out the back?

We made it. Just cheeks. Oh, what? Joe, the editor. Travis Scott won? Yeah. Oh, no, that's Kylie. Kendall's the hot, hot.

She dates all the basketball players. Got it, got it. Kendall's butt is out? Just straight ass. Does she have a dump truck? She's a minivan back there. Kylie's the one with the fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But that's fake, right? Look at that back there. That's the one. He's involved. Yeah. Yeah. But Kylie is... But that's fake, right, Kylie?

No, that's real. She's the most normal one without all the work. Right, right, right. Well, because she's actually beautiful. Yeah, she's really pretty. Kylie is also fake, has a fake butt, right? Yes. Right.

Fake butts, huh? Raise your hand if you care. I'm going to get one. She's pretty cool, though. Well, you don't care if it's fake or not, you're saying? No, I'm not saying it matters. I'm just saying you get extra credit if you don't have a fake butt, and it's banging.

You get extra credit because that's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get a fake butt, it looks great, great. I don't care, but we all know the deal. But if you show up with what your mom gave you, then you get extra credit. Say mama, though. I don't want to do that, right?

If you said mama, it would have been better. No, no. I chose to say mom. Say mommy. If you show up with your mom gave you, I like that better because it's true to me. Show up with what your mom gave you. That sounds like lunch money or something. Yeah, you sound like your dad.

Yeah. You show up with what your mother gave you on this green earth, right? Don't be such a stiff, right? Which is your gluteus. Don't be a L7. Don't be a L7. I mean, she's like, listen, whatever she did to herself or whatever, it led to her being a billionaire.

Yeah. So like- How can you hate? I'm not hating. You are a little bit though. I'm not hating. I said you get extra credit if it's real. Hate.

I'm not hating you if you don't, if you get fake. You know what this stems from? What? You didn't get an invite. To the Met Gala? Yeah, I get it. I guarantee you. Why didn't you AIS at the Met Gala? No way. At the Met Gala? As a joke.

As a joke. You'd do it. I wouldn't dress like that, that's for sure. I'd show up in my clothes. There's no fucking way. I'd show up in some litty shit. I'd dress as a cat. No way. I'd show up dressed like this guy. Dressed like Fluffy? Yeah.

Hey guys, this is Sal from Seaside, California, next to Pale Beach, next to Carmel Valley by the sea, next by Carmel Valley, and I have a debate clip for y'all. What do you think about the smiley face killer? I know that we're talking about it in the last episode of The Fire of the Kid.

Brian didn't believe it, but I kind of do. I love to believe that it's one single killer that killed all of them. Or is it just, you know, they were drunk and they just fell in the river or lake and just drowned it? Drowned it? I want to hear Brian's thoughts about it. You're at the same public school as me. Until next time, mi gente. Woo, woo, woo, woo.

Dude. Oh, and gang, woo, woo. Dude. Oh, and gang, gang, because. Drowned. Sure. Sure. I don't know what any of that means. It's Buzz Buzz. You know what's the episode.

You know what's the show. I know. I'm a fan. I'm a super fan. Bye. Oh, that was cute at the end. Yeah, that was cool. Dude.

Drowneded. Drowneded. Sure. Sure, sure. He's off. That was cool. Dude. Drowneded. Drowneded. Sure. Sure, sure. He's off. That's cool. So I don't know what the Smiley Face Killers. Do you know about the Smiley Face Killers?

Do you know Smiley Face Killers? So it happened years ago. There's single men in like college age to 30s. Hot. Yeah, dude. Met Gala style. But they started ending up just they found them drowned they're they're drowned in rivers okay all in the same spot so starting in new york like that's

weird they found smiley face graffiti by all the dead bodies they're like well maybe these guys were just drunk fell into the river yeah of course goes over to boston same thing a group of men like let's say eight to ten died in the river same. Same spot. Like, that's weird. Smiley face signs all over where the bodies were found. Starts happening in Minneapolis. Starts happening where Nick's from. Now it's happening in Austin right now. Six in the past month end up dead in the river. What?

Smiley face everywhere. And so the investigators in New York back in the day looked into it. They think it's a group of serial killers. Not just one. Well, it can't be one with all those bodies. Yeah. But here's the thing. All can't be one with all those bodies. Yeah. But here's the thing. All these bodies,

there's no foul play. So they think, most people go, ah, it's just drunk dudes falling into the river. But then Forensic looked in and goes, usually that'd be the case,

but there's too many cases to happen at one time to make it just a coincidence. A number of men in their 30s have been pulled from the Lady Bird Lake in Austin, Texas. Sparking fears there could be a serial killer on the loose with some linking the deaths

to the similar circumstances with the Smiley Face murders. When did this start? What year? Back in, you said, New York or Boston? In New York, Boston, yeah. 80s? Damn. 90s?

Smiley Face killer. That can't be real, right? They would have caught him by now. Well, that's why they think it's a group. And then some people think that the New York- If it's a group, somebody would have fucked up. Well, in New York, they think the detectives are involved. I love your headpiece.

Tic-tac. I love your headpiece. So wait, hold on. That's Matt Rife. They think the detectives are involved? That's one conspiracy. Crazy, yeah. Yeah.

What do you think? I want to join. Hey, guys. Yeah. What do you think? I want to join. Hey, guys. We're too old to get killed by them. It's only like college age, so. I could do it. I can get killed by them. Yeah.

Trust me, dude. Hey, guys. I would be like, ooh. Come on. Come on. Tripping over rocks. No, we're good. Can you call your younger friends?

Nah. Do you know Matt Rife? i'll get you matt rife just just drown me first dude i'll text him um so no i mean being a part of the smiley face killer group that would be man imagine the fucking stress you'd have yeah i guess no one can't no but they haven't been cotton forever well they don't know what this is though right no it's interesting. I bet I could go out and find some fucking smiley face graffiti right now, bro. I think this is a coincidence. Well, that's what the detect said.

Give me fucking three hours. They said it's a universal sign. Smiley face, universal. But in all the cities? With all the murders? I'll find you some smiley faces, dude. Downtown LA. Well, it's terrible.

You know, it's terrible. Guys in Austin wear floaties to the bars. Yeah. Well, it's like because they're being roofied. Well, that's the only way to get a fucking eight of them into the river. But there's no roofies in their bodies. Oh, well, then never mind. Yeah.

There's no foul play. That's why they're not strangled. There's nothing. There's no. Then why is it safe? I don't know what that bullshit is. There's not a lot of multiple footprints on the shore. Yeah.

Terrible. Look at the... Okay. Is that person trans? Is she in the Met Gala? That person's trans, right? Right? I mean, what's the deal with that?

Have you ever seen that? So that person was killed, but you said dude. Dude, that's the smiley face killer. Look at the smile on that face. You ever seen that horror movie Smile? Yeah. The exact same. Dude, I loved Smile.

Me too. Bring up Smile. Bring up the scary movie Smile. That's the exact same person. Yeah, I love Smile. You see it? I love it. Great.

Oh, you? You haven't seen it yet. It's great, bro. It's really good. I just saw John Wick 4. Okay. Same person. And? I mean. Shooting. great bro it's really good i just thought john wick four okay same person and i mean shooting people say it's really good it's just that he kills like 150 yeah it's too much it's

too much and he does like psa's about gun violence he kills 150 people in this movie it's like where are they getting all these henchmen you know at what at what point? Who can staff that many bad guys? Yeah, at what point? Like, are they doing interviews? Yeah. And they're just like, well, we need people right away. And they're like, why is that? Also, yeah.

What happened to the other guys? How many people died last time? 100. What? You know what I mean? You just kind of go, was there dental? Like, is there some kind of insurance plan or something? Because it's just, in four four movies this dude has probably killed like

800 people at least i'm not even that and that's a low estimate yeah he's killed like 800 people and i'm fine with all the stuff that he does i just don't like when he falls from second stories of buildings and then survives well that's the problem you have. Yeah. Why is that the one? Because that part's ridiculous. He killed 439 people. Wow. Wow. So, I mean, boy, people are, I mean, this is. I've never seen him.

Jason, Freddy, this is the guy. Yeah. Yeah. They should make a horror movie with John Wick. This is a horror movie Basically Yeah Forget about Freddy Krueger

Yeah Freddy Krueger's afraid Of John Wick Yeah He's just killing everyone Because they killed his dog Right Well and they're coming

After him Now it's different It's different now Yes It started off Look it started off With his dog I'm out

Because his wife No no no His wife who died Of a tragic illness left him this dog. And so this dog represents the Latin. She said, love something. And then this idiot gangster kills the dog and steals his car. And then he was like, you know what? Game on.

Everybody got to die. I would do that too. Did people not figure out his dying wife didn't want him to fuck other bitches everybody's gonna die she's like he doesn't he doesn't of course because she's like hey no girls love the dog and i love it they always this is what happens in every movie they call him the people call them because they know it's john wick right so it's like john wick's like you know they know a dude and they call him like hey john yeah you know and he just hangs up and then and then the guy's like, ah, he's going to kill my kid.

You know what I mean? He's a bad dude. That's the whole first movie. He was like, we got to kill him because he's going to kill my kid. Do they give any background? Was he a special forces guy before or something? Nothing? No.

Hey, we don't know. He's mysterious. That's the best part. I'm out. He's an assassin. We don't know really what he got into. Did they say that? High table, yeah.

We don't know what he got into. My favorite thing is when the cop comes. The cop comes and the cop knows, you know? Everybody knows him because it's like,

you know, the cop goes, he looks, he sees a bunch of dead bodies. You working, John? Is that what he said? Yeah.

He goes, you working? He was like, you know, I might be part-time. So John Wick was great. John Wick 2 was okay. John Wick,

I don't think I, I don okay. John Wick. 3 was fabulous. I don't know if I saw 3, honestly. There's a 20 minute. Listen to me. I think I saw 3. Listen. Okay. There's a 20 minute fight scene with Holly Berry and John Wick.

I'm out. Escaping a place. Really? That is with two dogs. That's fantastic. I don't know if I saw it then. It's just absolutely fantastic. I just don't understand.

I was talking about this on stage because it's like at the end of John Wick 2, John Wick is in New York and he got a new dog. Hell yeah. You know what I mean? He just fought for two hours. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And he's like bloody. He's like trying to get away. John Wick 3 starts right there. Oh, it does. And he's like bloody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like trying to get away. John Wick 3 starts right there. Oh, it does? And he fights for another two and a half hours. But you forgot because it came out a year later. He needed urgent care or something. He didn't forget.

His cardio is on point. He needs to fight Denzel Washington from Equalizer. Same guy, right? Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, same thing. Taken. Taken.

Same thing. No, no. Who do you think? Liam Neeson would get his ass whooped by John Wick. Say why. Liam Neeson's fighting fucking Russians. 82. Oh, you're talking about the age thing.

Now. Yeah. No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying no. I'm talking when they first came out. I'm talking about in the fictional thing, John Wick would be. No. Okay.

I'm not going to kick back on that. I'm just saying. I'm not saying John Wick would beat up Liam Neeson's guy? The fact that this guy's outraged by it. I got a set of skills. He does. He's got a set of fucking skills. Yeah, John Wick's got better skills.

You don't know, dude. He killed 439 people. But honestly... Maybe Jack Reacher. Look, there's Jack Reacher, fucking John Taken, whatever the fuck the Liam Neeson guy's name is, John Wick, and then... Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction. No, dude. Get the fuck the Liam Neeson guy's name is, John Wick, and then... Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction.

No, dude. Get the fuck out of here. Then there's the fucking Equalizer. Those are the four ones. Equalizer. Let me tell you about the Equalizer, dude, and not the fucking... What's her name? Dude, the fucking...

47 seconds. When I was in the fucking thing, watching the thing, when he goes, boom, I go, oh, that's so funny boom, I go, oh. That's so funny that he times it, dude. I walked out when he went, beep. No, that was when I was in.

He is so. He's 80. Denzel is so. Denzel in that movie, it's unbelievable, dude. So who would win? John Wick, Equalizer, Liam Neeson, or the fucking, what's the other one we were talking about? Jack Reacher. Tom Cruise, Jack Reacher.

But yeah. Have you seen the other one? The show? Yeah, the show. I love the show. That's actually in the books. I know. He's a big, big dude.

He's supposed to be. I like that actor a lot. Yeah. The show's okay. Oh, you know who'd beat them all? The Punisher. The Punisher. It's a long movie.

John Bergenthal. John Bergenthal. The Jewish. He's Jewish. Bergenthal. John. What is it? Bergenthal. He's Jewish. Bergenthal. John. What is it? Bergenthal.

Bergenthal. Bergenthal, dude. It's tough, dude. Right? The Punisher would beat all of them. Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal.

Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal. Bergenthal.

Bergenthal. Bergenthal. She would destroy all of them. No. At what? Fucking being a librarian? This is fucking so dumb, dude. She's 55 and she's a librarian.

Dude, she looks like somebody that would be a librarian. And she's just like, let's kick everybody's ass. Has anybody seen it? No. No. No, hard pass. What are you talking about? What do you mean?

Oh, yeah. But Eric, bro, you see some dumb shit. Yeah, what do you mean? You see everything. I would. You guys watch all this bullshit. I don't see everything. You don't see everything.

You see some dumb shit, though. Like what? Name me one dumb shit I've seen. Oh, God. Should we start with Lord of the Rings? See? See? Frodo Bane.

Where are you? What's up? Where's it at? Well, I was thinking of Mandalorian, but I can't really. Yeah, that's not dumb shit, though. All right. All right. All right.

Exactly. See? You guys just like the face. You like the insidious shit. That's scary movies. Hell yeah, they're scary. No, it is not. The first one.

Just the first one. I don't remember which one. It's just like the ones with the doll after that. Annabelle? All the Annabelle shit. I'm done with that. But the first one.

It's just like... Was that The Nun? Is that the same one with The Nun? Friday the 13th and Freddy Krueger and all those. It's only the first couple movies.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. At a certain point, like, why the fuck are you going back to this camp? Yeah, it's in the news. How many times are you going to? Yeah, this dude is, they haven't caught him.

Right. And they restart in the camp? Like. Dude, I don't like. That's just dumb. You're dumb though, bro. You just, you get caught up in this bullshit. You get caught up in detail. You get caught up on some of this shit and some of this, bro. You get caught up in this bullshit. You get caught up in some of this shit

and some of this shit you don't get caught up in. John Wick falling from a fucking story is way more believable than him kicking his shit and killing 439 guys. Or way more believable than Harry Potter. It's not. That's different. Harry Potter is different because you set up the world and you adhere to the rules of the world.

Thank you. Yes, I get that. In the rules of the world, John Wick that. Thank you. Yes, I get that. And the rules of the world, John Wick he's got all this kind of fucking but he shouldn't be able to fall out a window a two-story window, land on a car, fall into the street

and then get up and fight six ninjas. I'm out at that. Alright. Just don't have him fall. This guy gets a sloppy sandwich, man. I'm hungry. Was that a tuna? Crab sandwich. Ugh. What gets a sloppy sandwich, man. I'm hungry. What is that, a tuna? Crab sandwich. Ugh. Wow, what a disrespectful fucking guy, dude.

Golden Hour. Disrespectful. Uh-huh. Debate Club. All right, man. Who's the hottest cartoon character? Jessica Rabbit. I'm going with that average answer, Jessica Rabbit.

Basic bitch answer. Name another one. Oh, it's the fucking dude from Scooby-Doo, the blonde guy. Well, that's pretty much the whole submission video. If you could tell Nick something.

I'm on my freaking lunch break. I like the fucking dude, man. The hottest cartoon character is the dude from fucking Scooby-Doo, the blonde dude. You know who's bodied up? The girl from Lilo and Stitch. The sister.

The sister. The sister from Lilo and Stitch. I'm talking about... Assed up. I'm very progressive. Ass cheeks up. This is for just me and Chin here, but Min May is the hottest... Robotech?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, how about Eon Flux? That fucking chick. She was hot. Eon Flux, that fucking chick? She was hot. Eon Flux, the old MTV show? She was fucking sexy. They would transfer documents by kissing each other.

They would kiss a fucking... Go to... She's fucking weak, dude. Eon Flux. A-E-O-N-F-L-U-X. She's hot as fuck. Spell it right, though. Oh, the mom.

Oh, my God. There it is anyways. The mom from the- But not the, yeah. Not the- Charlie Starr. Oh, wow. There you go, bro.

That's it. That's it. I rest my case. We're done, right? We're done? Go to the upper right one. Go to the upper right one. I rest my case. We're done, right? Yeah, she's cool. We're done, the upper right one no go to the upper right one i rest my case we're done

right we're done right the lower body that's brendan that's so dope dude that's so dope that's me with chris's hair how about the first one though that i showed you no why does that one have is that a dick yep there we go we're done right you guys are in the anime huh you losers is it not i don't think so it's a little little anime-ish, but we're done, right? It's a deep cut. But we see fucking Ian Flux, we're done, right? The mom from Incredibles

has an ass too. She's bodied up. Scroll down a little bit. Let's see more of fucking Ian Flux, man. Let's see what's up. Can we get the Scooby-Doo cast up

so we can just decide if no one in the Scooby-Doo cast. I like how weird the blonde was. The redhead was a real slut. Look at the fucking blonde dude. Look at the...

Bro, they would transfer documents with their tongues. Look at that. Shooting you through the pussy. Look at that, dude. Weird, right? I'm into it, man. We're done, right? Yeah, it's weird, dude.

But look at... How about go to the... Okay, go to the middle, bottom one. Right where she's standing up. Yeah, there you go. Click it. We're done, right?, bottom one, right where she's standing up. Yeah, there you go. Click it. We're done, right? We're done, right?

Dude, how is she thin but still got a bottom? There's something off about it. Yeah, that's right. And that is the weirdness that gets me going. That's like a crackhead that works out. Yeah, it looks like a meth head. That's basically me, though. That's a meth head, man.

That is me. And the pussy lips. Yeah, I just. It's crazy weird. It's too much. We're talking big time cartoons here, bro. Mainstream cartoons. This is weird, man.

All right, all right. I gave you Moana, Incredibles. All right, what's up? Oh, no, the... Look at the dude from... In the Incredibles... The mom has a wagon. Yeah, that's a...

The mom from Incredibles has a wagon. Yeah, she's... You guys ever seen Rock-A-Doodle? What the fuck? Nah, man. More weird shit, huh? Mainstream. She got a beak?

Beak and tits. She got a beak? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! And she's like this. Oh, no, dude. This is too weird. Get me on. The fact that you, like,

even, like, engaged in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As if that wasn't gonna happen. Because, you know, she's like, you know, I could do it. You're like, really? All right. if that wasn't gonna happen you know she's like you know i could do it you're like really all right and i'm fucking oh no and you're like i knew it yeah wagon bro why leave them thighs that's pretty good you guys want to go back to your weird shit i want to go the lizard with tits or whatever we need to have a dude in here the dude the guy

from incredible booty yes you have to put booty what if it's already in his thing you know Tits or whatever? We need to have a dude in here. The dude, the guy. Put a freaking dude? From Incredible's booty. Yes. You have to put booty. What if it was already in his thing, you know? That scares me a lot. Wow. I rest my case. Are we done?

Are we done? Bro, that's not sanctioned. That's fucking failed. Are we done? Wagging. That's the daughter, Ied. That's fucking fair. Are we done? Wagon. That's the daughter, I think. That's crazy. I don't know.

Oh, yeah. Elastic girl? I don't know. All right. So hold up. Wagon. Go to the dude. We got to have a dude.

Go to the dude. With dudes, it's the dude from fucking Scooby-Doo, the blonde dude, and then Lionel. No, Tarzan. Tarzan's good. Body though. He kind of looks like Ian Flux, to be honest. I don't know what that is, dude. You keep saying it. What?

Eon Flux is the chick, dude. The chick? I guess their face looks similar. She was awesome, man. Tarzan bodied up, bro. Tarzan's bodied up, dude. Well, if you're going to go to Disney, I mean, all the Disney princesses, you know, they're all smashing.

Oh, Jasmine is popping. Yeah, look at that dude. He's cool. Oh, I do like him. No one fucks like Gaston. Yep. No one. Big as Gaston. No one big as Gaston.

No one's neck is incredibly big as Gaston. Dick. As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating. Why would Eric play Gaston? Oh, what a guy. And then there's Lion-O. Go look at Lion-O. Well, Bell was kind of hot.

Lion-O. Lion-O. You mean from Thundercats? Yep. L-I-O-N-O. He was a gay man, though. That dude was fucking good looking. Oh, no.

He-Man's gay. No, He-Man's gay. Yeah. How is He-Man gay? That's just the rules. That's just the rules. Oh. How is He-Man gay?

That's just the rules. Oh. Carrot Top. Thundercats. This is like going down the rabbit hole right now. Yeah, I know. That's kind of shit. I know. That's Carrot Top, though.

That's cool, man. Lionel's cool. Carrot Top. Look at his bicep. That's ridiculous, bro. Come on, man. I don't think Carrot Top's swole still, right? He got off the juice.

Really? I think he was like, this is exhausting. I saw him at the airport. Still Jack? One thing that's not on my mind ever is Carrot Top, so I don't know. He's a little smaller. Oh, my God. He was good on Rogan.

He gets a lot of hate, man. Yeah. Does he really? He's been doing it. Oh, for it. Yeah. It used to be like a punchline all the time. Yeah, but not now.

No, I took his place. The guy's got money, though, right? He's got money. He has crazy money. Think about it. He's been headlining Vegas. You have took his place. There you go.

I took his place, but I don't have his money. We've seen a Vegas residency. Yeah, exactly. He's been doing it 20 years, I think, Vegas. Yeah. Not. Think about the seen a Vegas residency. Yeah, exactly. He's been doing it 20 years, I think, Vegas. Yeah. Not. Think about the money that dude makes. Yeah.

Yeah, Carrot Top is the shit. I love him. Yeah, I like him. He's funny. I just hope that he saved his money. He put it in the right place. Right. So he can just walk away whenever he wants.

But he probably fucking still makes bank. No, he still does it. He still... I know, but what I'm saying is that there are... You know, you have a lifestyle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And if you don't. Yeah. So hopefully he's got $10 million in the bank. Yeah. To earn an interest. I bet he does. He probably has more than that. I bet he does.

Yeah, more than that. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. And that'd be buying tigers and shit, like Nicolas Cage. Right, right, right. Nicolas Cage is buying T-Rex hats. Right, right, right.

You never know. This guy. What kind of shirt does this guy have? Oh, shoot. This guy. It says life's thick. That's right. You never know. This guy. What kind of shirt does this guy have? It says life's thick. That's cool. That's cool. Krista.com. What's up, Golden?

That collar's really tough, though. Coming at you live from Jersey. It's my psycho cat, Coogee. Nice. Yeah, so I got a power sour for you guys. Look at the neck. That's good. The neck is good.

Yeah, hell yeah. That's a good shirt. That's worn out. No, that's good. Yeah. Oh, The neck is good. Yeah, hell yeah. That's a good shirt. That's worn out. No, that's good. Oh, dug up a grave. Built my own garden. Trying to grow my own fruits and vegetables and the likes of it.

Yeah, being a little more self-sustainable. Knowing where your food comes from. Power or sour. Being your own farmer. That's a good idea. I'm not a farmer. It just takes so much time oh my god

I would love to do that it takes forever I would love to have it done for me I would just I don't know man yeah it's called Ralph no I know but they fucking you know dude

they pee on that shit they start to go like this yeah we put that in there yeah fuck them motherfuckers we don't care man fucking piss on the squash dude they don't give a fuck

so why are they ethnic at Vons? Well, Vons, they're ethnic for sure. Yeah, Vons for sure. I mean, maybe not Ralphs, but Vons for sure. Vons is hood, man. Yeah. You ever see Johns?

They take off the tit? Oh, I love that. That's like a new race. That's like McDowell's from Coming to America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, Vons has got to be furious. I mean, dude, that's so funny. It's called Vons?

I've never seen it. Bro, the same font. Everything's the same except the J. Bro, it exists. See if you can Google it just to show him. I mean, nobody knows except LA. It's an LA chain. Are they still popular?

I don't know, actually. Last time I saw it was a few years ago. But, bro, It's a grocery store In LA And it's There's Vons The two are Vons and Ralphs And then Trader Joe's

Which is like But that's high end though Is it? Trader Joe's is like Spare Airlines Compared to Like Whole Foods Yeah but that's

The organic shit Right But if you talk about Strictly grocery stores It's Vons and Ralphs And then there's another one That's just John's We used to have Google images Here we go look But if you talk about strictly grocery stores, it's Vons and Ralphs. And then there's another one that's just Johns. We used to have Safeway here. Google images.

Here we go. Look. Safeway and King Soopers. Oh, they changed it. There it is. There's the old one right there on the upper right. Oh, love it. And then they had to switch it.

Same font, though. Yeah, it was the same font. There you go. That one. Looks a little off, though, still. It was the same, dude. Trust me. Nick's doing a bad job.

There it is. Bottom left. Bottom left. Bottom left. There it is. Right there. Same, dude. Fuck yeah. I'll go There it is right there. Same, dude. Fuck yeah.

I'll go to John's to say fuck you to Vaughn's. You go to John's, dude. Yeah, but John's probably has like- You got the same guy that goes to Vaughn's to John's and they piss on everything. They probably have the food that's like it's almost about to spoil, so you got to get that fruit. Immediately. It's like all brown bananas and things like that.

Vaughn's a little thicker. I don't want you to be saying how it's different. That's really kind of pissing me off. I'm sorry. I agree it's the same. It's like all brown bananas and things like that. Vaughn's a little thicker. I don't want you to be saying how it's different. That's really kind of pissing me off. I'm sorry. It's the same. It's similar. John's and Vaughn's, I get the joke, but it's a little thicker over at Vaughn's. It's the same fucking thing, dude.

I don't like how you're saying it's a little thicker. John's is skinny. Don't get me in your nonsense today. It's not happening. I don't want to be in your nonsense today. Put it this way. You walk in. Put's not that. I don't want to be fresh off a boat. No nonsense today. Put it this way. You walk in,

put it this way. Many, many, many people have walked in there and literally got stuff, left, thought it was Vaughn's. Yeah. For sure.

That's my case. What the fuck? They leave, no, they even walk in. What the fuck? No, they even walk in and see the J and be like,

something must be up. They see the J like, maybe the V is. They walk in and they're like, did someone get a haircut? Smells like piss, though. That's a rounded V. But his power of sour was growing your own shit? Yeah. It's just too much time.

It'd be great. It would be great. It would be great, bro. How about the time you waste on killing fish? My fish aren't dead, dog. My fish are flourishing now. Are they? Your live fish are not dead. Yeah.

The ones that died are dead. That was a long time ago. I'm figuring it out. Now your boy figured it out. It's old business, man. You're living in the past, man. It's old business. Oh, you know what I watched last night?

You guys both have really nice places that you could have a little garden. I can't because I don't have a fucking, my shit's all in Hollywood. It's, I don't have the, but in my new house that I'm building, I will be able to. Oh, do it. Yeah. I won't. I'm not saying I would. I have lemons.

Like, we have lemon trees and oranges. Ralph's. Does that count? You have oranges? I have oranges, lemons. All right. oranges Ralph's that count Oranges of oranges lemons Did you use them like what do you do? Yeah, my girl does you know Mexican so with lemons so if I can put on watermelon Shit, okay. Yeah, I don't touch them Okay, yeah, but how sustainable does this guy want to be with his little bullshit? He you're not start killing cows Yeah, what's he gonna grow in that?

This guy's going to grow wheat. Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing. You know what I mean? He made it seem like he got some big area. He's like, I'm going to start growing my own vegetables. Like, really? It was the size of his desk. What, two vegetables?

Yeah. No, this guy's going to be like this a lot. I'm fucking hungry. Dude, you know what movie you gotta see bro oh god lamb have you heard about this movie bring it up dude i saw this movie last night is on netflix no it's on showtime well it's not a showtime movie it's like oh you know what it is here's here's this will explain it all it's an a24 film ah yeah yeah so you're like what know what it is? Here's the explainer. It's an A24 film. Ah. Yeah. So you're like, what? And then it is, you got to see this movie, Eric.

I want to know what you think. Let me see the write-up. I know what you'll think. You'll think what I... Well, actually, I don't think... I think we'll disagree, but I want to know what Eric thinks. Because Eric... Oh, there's a lot.

Okay. I'm in. Oh, she's a good actress. Yeah, I know. She's a good actress. Yeah, what's she in? I couldn't remember. I couldn't... But this movie, bro. Oh, she's a good actress. Yeah, I know. She's a good actress. Yeah, what's she in? I couldn't remember. I couldn't.

But this movie, bro. Oh, she's in a lot of stuff. A24. This movie probably has like, A24. Look, just watch the fucking. Is she the chick from Huge Movie? Oh, fuck. She's in a lot of stuff.

It's not an American movie, though. She's John Wick, but her lamb died? No, no. Bro. Oh, he's not breathing well. Here we go. It's a kid. So something's up, right? Oh, that guy fucked a lamb, had a baby.

It's a lamb, but why is the lamb... Oh! It's a kid. So something's up, right? Oh, that guy fucked a lamb, had a baby. It's a lamb? But why is the lamb... Oh! It's a lamb, baby. Yeah, what are they doing with that lamb, dude? Raising it like their own? What?

The guy's just going for a walk. Oh, it's in a crib? Ooh, cat doesn't like it. Check it out. Just check that... Look, Eric's... Watch, just watch. I'm in Right?

You saw the ears? Lamb man Check this out Alright Dude Dude This is the stupidest shit Music

It is happiness How dare they use this song There's one fucking Stupid as shit music How dare they use this You're bored, huh That's the mom. Who the fuck wrote this yes that movie is i'm gonna be real with you okay it's so fucking boring but bro it's weird weird shit oh yeah but but bro it's good this is like that movie It's so fucking boring. But bro.

I like weird shit. Yeah. But bro, it's good. This is like that movie, Tatian. Oh, I did not like that. Where the girl fucks the car and has a baby. Yeah, I did not like that. But that's the kind of weird. Yeah, but this is fucking like, you watch full scenes in this movie and you're like,

they didn't need that scene. Yeah. This movie, you got to, they didn't need that scene. This movie, you gotta watch it. Because it's so American. How'd you find it? How'd you fucking find it? I know about all this shit. I see it.

If there's a lamb walking in a movie, I know about it. Is there a newsletter? There's pretty much one movie and it finally got the newsletter.

But the, guys, it's here. He was so excited. Oh oh my god they made it is it the lamb walking movie it's out yeah um so we got a newsletter so uh yeah dude and when at the end my i watched it with uh sam my buddy sam and he was like ah this sucks at the end he was like this sucks and i was like dude nah it was dope it was dope I liked it the end was fucking crazy bro Eric's gonna watch it and it's not like

a surprise ending or a twist ending but there's just you'll know what I mean when you see it bro you're like oh fuck you kind of knew it was gonna happen you're just like oh that's I love movies that make you go oh man watch it dude I would love to know I would love to watch your big dumbass see that movie, dude.

Just watching him. 50 minutes in, look at him and just be like, I don't know, man. Hey, you know our guy. I want to tell you guys something. You know our guy. That's so serious. That made our song. Ben.

Yeah, Ben. ben's in that show right okay i gotta watch that show i thought you're about to say passed away no no he's jury duty it's on prime with the wrong tone yeah i'm sorry i'm tired he's like one thing you guys i hear it's funny as shit no what it is is like it's just it's a it's a jury duty court like a court case everybody's actors except one guy. He doesn't know. And they keep doing all this weird stuff for him. But James Marsden, I saw a clip. He looks funny as shit in it.

Him playing himself is hilarious. That's the guy that made our track? Yeah. That's the guy that made our thing. Let's give him over 1,000 followers, for God's sake. Bro, come on. Get him to 1,000 followers. Ben.Seward. Yeah.

S-E-A-W-A-R-D. He's in the fucking TV show for fuck's sake, right? Yeah. He's on Gold Now. Come on, bro. Gotta get 1,000. He's on Gold Now. He's on Gold Now. And that dude's a good dude.

Hey, we have the artist who made that dope-ass artwork. Yes. His video was sick. God only knows how I dream about you. I don't do duets. No, I do a duet. Let's do it next week when we have the painting. Okay, cool. That's from So let's do it next week when we have the painting. Okay.

Okay, cool. That's from that HBO show, though. At Bless Design. What is? I guess I have to be really tired because now I really get your silliness. When you're tired, bro, I'm the best. You are on fire. And I'll tell you what, too.

That's why my son laughs so hard at fucking like 830, man. He's fucking just laughing, bro. What else you got, Nick? I'm going to take a nap. Yeah. Take it during the Patreon episode. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Oh, hell yeah. Neck tattoo, bro. Hell yeah. Neck tattoo. I didn't even bring another shirt, so I'm wearing the same thing. Dude, that guy's hot. Just take your jacket off. What's going on, Golden Hour?

I got a little debate club for you. I need another neck tattoo on the other side. I'm a big fan of everybody there. I'm a traveling personal trainer, so from house to house, y'all are keeping me entertained. Nice. But, yes, debate club. Movie recommendations. Lamb.

We were talking about movies last week. Not the lamb. And Mr. D'Elia, on his podcast, was talking about a movie, Skinnamarine. I got to get another hand tattoo. And I paid $4.99 for the movie. Oh, yeah. And I wish I had it. Don't listen to Chris.

He said on his podcast it was hard to digest, and I threw up watching this movie because it was horrible. I get it. I saw it all the way through. I get it. Good job, dude. It was horrible. I get it.

Yeah, so debate club. Are you normally happy with the recommendation someone gives you for a movie or are you like me thinking i wish i had that four dollars this guy's just dude dead serious this dude is like so like he's even that this guy's probably a scary personal trainer. Military. He just comes in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your... Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be fair, I definitely prefaced the fucking thing with, it's not for everyone.

Many, most people would not like that movie. It's for no one. I don't like when people say that. I also don't... It's not for everyone? No, because that makes it out like, it makes it seem like you're saying... You you're saying you have to be special to get it. Fuck you, dude. It makes people want to go see it.

Yeah, fuck you, dude. You should have just said, this movie's terrible. Be honest with the people. I was. You know how many people are going to waste their fucking life watching that Lamb movie? I said don't. Well, the Lamb movie's an actual good movie. I have Shudder, so I'm going to watch this.

This is a horror movie? This actual good movie. Oh, I have Shudder. So I'm going to watch this. This is a. This is a. Is this a horror movie? This is a movie that is, yes. By the way, talk about boring. This is the most boring movie you'll ever see. And I'm not joking. This is the most boring movie you'll ever see.

This poor guy. Okay. You watch these things and we're telling you to watch some very entertaining things. No, I don't watch entertaining shit. Like Mandalorian. I don't watch entertaining shit. And then you want to tell us about every. Chris, it would be the worst movie review show.

Ever. Because you're just like, I saw this movie. I'm gangster. I'll tell you what. It was boring. But the three of us all watch completely different things. Completely. Like you watch just the worst movies of all time.

You watch Hentai. Eric watches all of it. I'm in the middle of the – Hentai. No, the history of the Malcolm X killing. The documentary on Netflix. I'm in the middle of the history of the Malcolm X killing, the documentary on Netflix. I'm on episode four. Before that, I watched this Hitler documentary.

I like real shit. Real shit. That's all I watch. Documentaries aren't real. Yeah, they aren't, bro. They really aren't. Dude, this shit is the best. The Malcolm X documentary is not real?

Bro, have you seen Making a Murderer? Thank you. That shit's so wrong Making a Murderer? Thank you. That shit's so wrong. I say this all the time. That's bullshit. I'm not talking about that shit where there's a narrative. But like the Ted Bundy cases, stuff like that, that's real. The Malcolm X killing is all real, documented.

Now, some of them do have an agenda. They have an agenda, but some of it's documents. You want to... JFK? I couldn't even finish the fucking Jared from Subway one. They have an agenda, but some of his documents. You want to... JFK? I couldn't even finish the fucking Jared from Subway one. I started it, too. I'm like, he's a pedophile. You can't even finish it.

Dio dated his sister. Didn't we talk about that here? I thought we did. I'm just saying. So this is like, you know. That one's stupid, though. Not every documentary is worth watching. That one's stupid.

It's just, do we need this information about him? No, we don't. But the information on Hitler, right no we don't that's but the like the information on hitler information on malcolm x that's some dope shit that's historic shit what new thing did you learn about hitler boom dude this is why you need to watch it very likable no no he's actually a good guy very funny charismatic very funny yeah no it was hidden tapes that the government hasn't released so it's's hidden tapes from his family, friends. It was dope shit.

So it's still a bad guy, right? Still a horrible person. And you just wanted fame. My favorite movies. I are boring movies. I think boring movies are the best because they take their time. And you're not just like, yeah. You're like, fucking come on. And you're getting pissed off.

You're wasting your life, though. Yeah. But you're not, though. Because at the end of Lamb, you go like fucking come on and you're getting pissed off you're wasting your life though yeah but you're not though because at the end of lamb you go like this oh and that's it man that's it well that's like the end of that tit what is it titan titian yeah i didn't watch it but at the end oh you gotta ruin it i don't care you ruin it spoiler alert she's she's a baby that's got like metal head and stuff. Oh, I love it. And at the end, you just kind of go, I got to watch it.

But then that's it. But what I'm saying is then you kind of want to know like, well, how does this, you know. A baby that has a metal head, dude. Yeah. It's like the baby, you know what I mean? And then like her stomach was like, you know, ripping apart and it was like metal and stuff. You know what I mean? Transformers.

Silly shit. Dude, Skinnamarink is not. Skinnamarink. Send him $4, Chris. Fucking cash out that poor man $4. I told you, man. This guy looks like he just had Botox. You know what I mean?

But he doesn't have a wrinkle. I want you to watch the movie and I want you to sit through it, bro. No, I have to watch Lamb and this bullet? Don't watch them back to back, bro. You can't do it. You cannot do it. I'm trying to think of a movie that I just saw that I enjoyed. I don't even know.

I can't even. This guy who did Skin of a Rink. What I said about Skin of a Rink was it's one of the scariest movies I've ever seen. That's what I said. Oh. It's not. I don't know if I'd say it's good or bad or what. It's just like it is what it is.

It's too long. It's weird. The shots are crazy weird. This is the guy that was dating the Mormon. There's just like it is what it is. It's too long. It's weird. The shots are crazy weird. This is the guy that was dating the Mormon. Nobody shows their face in it. There's no faces in the movie. What? Yeah, bro. I'm out. So get involved. I was out a long time ago. If you're going to get involved, get involved. Right? There's no faces?

No, don't be walking in as Eric Griffin. Be walking in as, I'm a blank slave. We'll see what happens. It's impossible. I'm not. This is the guy that was dating the Mormon, right? Yes, but nothing new with that. Mormon update. Okay.

What? Before and after. Be cool, everybody. Be cool. Be cool. Hey, Brendan. Hey, Chris. Hey, Eric.

I got to punk my unk for you. My deal, Chris, is 39 years old and still sends me these videos. Did somebody say lunchtime? What was he doing? In a hot tub in the front, dude. That's unreal, bro. Let me tell you something right now. I really thought that that was him.

No. How dare you? Like a before and after? They don't look alike, bro. No, they do look alike. That's his family. It's a family guy. It's his deal.

It's his deal, honestly. I know, but that family really looks alike. You can really tell. Yeah, you can say that. You buy it. If they're in a movie together, you're like, oh, they're brothers. Yeah, this guy's like, you know. Looks like a Santa Claus in a movie Chris would watch.

Or he's like Dumbledore's bad brother or something like that. Yeah. I mean, it's lunchtime, bro, and he's fucking shirtless outside. In a hot tub or what? And titties are out, bro. That's great. Tits are out. That's great.

This guy, fuck it, bro. That's what life's all about, family and just having fun. Is it a hot tub, though? I don't know. He's great. Tits are out. That's great. This guy, fuck it, bro. That's what life's all about, family and just having fun. Is it a hot tub, though? I don't know. He could be pissing for a while. I thought he was farting for a second. Is it wet farts? He seems like a good time, though.

Not an extra time. Did somebody say lunchtime? Is somebody doing weed? Is that weed? Is that a bond? What is that? Is he filling up a trash can with water? Maybe he's watering his lawn.

Oh, he's watering his lawn in the front with no shirt on like that? That's amazing, bro. Or like a fat girl's eating his ass. There we go. And there we go. Eric's here. That's the noise. Nick, play it again.

Play it again, Nick. Sounds like a 68 Chevy. Somebody say lunch. Nick, play it again. Play it again, Nick. Sounds like a 68 Chevy. Did somebody say... God only knows what I... And there's no face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's Skinny Tank King King. Skinny Meringue.

Skinny Meringue. Jesus, man. Thank God for this podcast, huh? Keeping the world on track. One more. Yeah. Okay. This guy can't send us an update about what's going on with him?

He came to my show. I forget which city. Really? But I saw him and his fiance at the show. Oh, that's good. Yeah, they're cool. They're still doing it then. Good for him.

Yeah, they're still doing it. I knew they would. I think her family gave up on her. I forget the update. Hey, guys. Dan from Michigan. I have a relationship advice question for you, which is basically how early and how much information would you divulge about yourself in the relationship stages?

So I know there's a few topics that are sensitive to people. You know, you want to have kids. I guess religion, politics is a huge deal these days. I personally am 32 years old and kind of want to cut the shit early and just to kind of see if you're compatible with the person. Then again, you don't want to, you know, start going too far into it and push someone away that might be compatible with you down the line. So just some examples that you guys might have before you all got married.

Love to hear it. Proud Patreon subscriber, and thank you for all you guys do. Buzz buzz, soar, and woo woo woo! My man. So aggressive. My man. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Eric looks tired. I am tired. I'm sorry. But here's the thing. If you are religious, tired i'm sorry but here's the thing if you are religious you don't necessarily have to divulge that unless like you go to church on wednesdays yeah if you're balls deep in it you know what i'm saying like if you go to church on wednesdays bible study date one yes you gotta divulge that if it's gonna affect your life that's what i mean yeah no but it's like you know yeah i don't want to hear about you know what i mean? You've got to divulge that. If it's going to affect your life. That's what I mean. Yeah. No, but it's like, you know, yeah.

I don't want to hear about, you know what I mean? Kids is a big deal, too. The first day I went with my girl and I went, you know you're meant to have kids, right? She started laughing. She was like, I love kids. I want kids. I'm like, there you go. First date.

There we are. Let's get to splurting, babe. Then you said that. Let's get to splurting. Let's get to splurting. Politics is weird, too, because she's like super woke and you're not it's gonna be a problem yeah i agree anyone who's super but you're gonna find that out i mean if you're super woke you're an idiot if the guy's like i can't do on thursday i'm storming the capital yeah but of course but i'm

just saying but i think you're gonna find out that information while you're talking at dinner. Oh, easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of stuff comes up about politics. Kind of just, or like. A white waiter shows up, she's all, ugh. Just their sensibility. Yeah.

But just stuff like, I just think if you were extreme anything, or if you have some sort of thing that you have to do. You can't mask it. You got to come out with that. Yeah. I even think depending on how old you are, you should divulge that you have kids. Depending on how old you are. By date, too.

I'd say later. I'll say it. But let's say you're 24. You had a kid when you were young and your kid is six and you're going out on a date. I don't necessarily. I can understand you wanting to wait a little bit you know what's different now though if you're 38 yeah and you got a 17 year old yeah you bitch right right right but also you know what's different now what's different now is you got a grown-ass man living

with you but before cell phones now you can just go to their instagram and i'm sure if they have kids they're posting the kids. So you would know already. Well, maybe. But also. No one's hiding their fucking kids. My whole thing is if you have kids, I have kids. What?

Yeah. If I'm like out talking to someone, I'm bringing up my kids. It doesn't matter. Like not even a date. Like people. I love talking about them. I love them. They're my whole life.

I'm going to talk about them. So it's weird to stop yourself from doing that. But I get it. I get it. Yeah. What would some girls feel like? Yeah, it's different for a guy and a girl. Yeah, girls feel like, oh, the guy doesn't want to be around me because I'm like.

But I feel like with social media, you would know politically where they land, if they have kids. I guess. Not if they're stalking people. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. You people. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Not necessarily.

Might not post stuff about, you know, a lot of people are secretly Republican. You know what I mean? A lot of people say like, yeah, go Biden, and they didn't vote for him. You know what I mean? Or they just don't vote. Hollywood is crazy, crazy, crazy'm going to Chris Pratt.

Crazy secretly, right? Poor Chris Pratt. Just because he's Republican, they're trying to ban all his movies. You know what I think it is? I think that as you get older and you start getting, especially if you become successful, or you're successful at whatever you do, you for sure become fiscally conservative. Yeah, of course. That's just something that just naturally happens.

Young people are more liberal because mommy and daddy's the government taking, of course. That's just something that just naturally happened. Young people are more liberal because mommy and daddy's the government taking care of everything. Then once you graduate and start getting some money, then you start to go, hold up. Yeah. Did you guys see this last night? Both these kids have become huge

TikTok influencers who are obsessed with Biden. They just scream at their phone for a minute talking about how Gen Z... Oh, I saw one video of one video these yeah they're fucking gen z is gonna step on republicans next and we're coming to get it and like how big piece of shit trump is and we need to vote for biden and they got lit up i'm sure tim dylan fucked him up basically people discovered that their management company gets a bunch of money from the dnc and they've been trying to say they don't get money and tim dylan had them on and he just basically he just owned them for like 30 minutes they just sounded they walked into the wrong house and thought they fucked up by going on the show they go on that because they thought they were

young and it'd be fun i guess a bunch of people told them not to but they they looked they're probably like no he's cool as comedians like oh good luck timmy's a beast man smart guy too the but did like the comments are exactly what you're talking about, how just kids don't know anything and nothing worse than kids being in the politics. Says Tim did a great job of not embarrassing them. Sally, they did that to themselves. Yeah. But Tim Dillon's crowd knows his sensibility,

so he has a way of asking a question that seems normal but is really saying. He's setting them up. There's a subtext of like, you're a fucking idiot. It was pretty blatant, though. Yeah. There was no subtext, really. He was like.

Jimmy's a beast. Love that. It was great. Just get him on a rant talking about Austin. All of it's great. If you're thinking about moving to Austin, call Tim. Call Tim Dillon. You'll never.

You will not move there He's moving to New York He has a house here and he's going to sell his house in Austin And move to New York If you're thinking about moving to Austin Call Tim Dillon He'll talk you out of it faster than anybody you've ever seen He has a house in New York

But he's going to sell the house in Austin To buy a house in New York He has a house in the Hamptons I think he wants to get a place in New York? He has a house in the Hamptons. I think he wants to get a place in the city. Timmy's balling. Yeah, he's just dumb. Crushing it. Dumb rich.

He's in the new Joker. Crushing it. Yeah. Love Timmy. What's he playing in that? I don't know. The big guy? Is he in it like Callan was in it?

No, different. I don't think he's like the penguin. Was Callan even in it? You hear Callan's voice go, hey, over here. And that's it. And they show the back of his head. I'll be in my goobies. You're such a dickhead.

I'll be in my goobies. I think that's what his line was. We're not even going to play anything from that? Oh, do you want to? Yeah. I remember the time I went to this premiere with Callan. Big movie. About last night with Kevin Hart. And Callan's like, come with me. And I barely knew Callan at the time. He's like, come with me. I went to this premiere with Callan. Big movie. About last night with Kevin Hart.

And Callan's like, come with me. And I barely knew Callan at the time. He's like, come with me. I'm in this big movie. Kevin Hart. And he's laying in a middle of this beautiful. Oh, but Callan was in it? Yeah, exactly.

So I dress up, right? And me and Callan on the red carpet taking pictures. Like, finally, we get in the movies. It's playing. We're like probably an hour in. I was like, hey, when do you pop up? He's like, man, I should have. Yeah.

And he goes, you see it on his face, he goes, oh. They don't tell you. No. He goes, they cut me out of the movie. Oh, man, I remember doing that. Dude, I remember doing that. You just see it on his face. Oh.

I remember doing this big, huge. In a suit. Four-day Super Bowl commercial shoot. Okay? Yeah. And I'm at this day Super Bowl commercial shoot okay and I'm at this big Super Bowl party in Vegas

we're in this suite and I'm like you know my commercial's coming and the commercial comes on and I'm like

oh cut out I didn't know at those when you go to those premieres at the after party like you know

the big agents and directors there and you gotta like suck them off and be like dude best movie I've ever seen I didn't know when you go to those premieres at the after party, the big agents and directors there, and you got to suck them off and be like, dude, best movie I've ever seen. I didn't know it worked like that. The director, big-ass agents are there. The star of the movie is there. I'm like, what did you think? I went, I've seen it before. Nothing I've ever seen before.

And the agent grabs me and goes, can I talk to you real quick? Really? Yeah, and pulls me over. I'm like, what's up? He's like, this isn't the place to be honest. I'm like, oh, I didn't know. He's like, dude, what are you doing? Really? I've seen this story before, man. That's funny. Yeah. This isn't the place to be honest. I'm like, oh, I didn't know. He's like, dude, what are you doing? Really?

I've seen this story before, man. That's funny. Yeah. This isn't the place to be honest is amazing. I didn't get invited back. Let me see Timmy. Actually found a better one. It is.

You're just talking about one side. Right. And you're saying, and I don't know, I've never seen a video of you guys criticizing Democrats. I've never seen a video of you guys being introspective at all. You know, in the sense that, like, it just seems like you're cheerleaders for one side. Instead of going, hey, I'm a young guy, I want to be involved, and I'm passionate about this, but, like, yeah, maybe our side isn't perfect in this way and that way. Yeah, I mean, to be honest, like, it's actually really hard in this space, right? Like, we have, like, 45 seconds to record a video keeping this attention. And a lot of the people on our side, like, if they start hearing, like, I've actually done it before. I've criticized, like, Democrats, like, specifically Hakeem Jeffries, and it all just went south.

Like, I started losing followers. Like, it's bad, right? And I really want to be that person that, like, reaches the other side because Democrats, I mean, they're horrible at their jobs, right? They do a lot of shitty things, although I'll vote for them all the time. But it's also hard in this space to criticize them. That's a good – can we clip that? The kid goes, don't clip that. Don't clip that. Don't clip that. Tim goes, that's a good point. Can we clip that? The kid goes, don't clip that. Don't clip that.

Tim goes, that's a good point. Can we clip that? Tim's probably just looking through his glasses just like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to wear glasses on that one. They stepped in the lion's den. You're only good for sucking me off. That's all you're.

You little twinks. I'm at least thinking it's're... You little twinks. You fucking twinks. You little... You little... That's it. Alright, cool. Alright, kids. Love ya.

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